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HG thread
qt nurse edition
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>>2868836
Really might need that physical now..
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>when someone knocks the fucking modem power cable loose and you're confused about why your wi-fi suddenly fucked up
>when you don't figure out exactly what's wrong until 6 hours later
>Sorry to anyone I was talking to 6 hours ago. I'm heading back to bed.
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>>2868837
The plan blueberry is we let nursey here check you out.
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>>2868829
We...We'll if your digest-...th-that can't normally happen...I'm going to have to run a couple te-tests on you...I-I hope you don't mind!
>>2868814
Blu-Blues, you mean the man with the blue hair? h-he doesn't look like a robot...
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>>2868842
>>2868834
Not that that matters much here in the arena.
...And I'm Elly, a gatekeeper.
>>2868837 (Kaito)
No, but frankly I don't know what you're capable of....
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>>2868854
Touch me with anyone of those needle shaped objects and it will be the last time you will be able to touch anything. Proceed.
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>>2868850
Oh god, are you sure? I mean Elly has a scythe, she could just chop my arm off or something... But fine, only because I wouldn't want to be mean to the willing nurse...
>>2868855
I'm not a scary guy... It hurts me that you think that.
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>>2868858
I-Its just so I can treat you, I-It won't hurt for long, I-I promise!
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>>2868854
See that's the same thing I'm thinking, but blues blueberry Kaito is trying to say other wise.
>>2868855
Appearances can mean a world to people. I'm Joris, though my stage names Crow.
>>2868861
Your even more into self harm then some of those girls back at school aren't you man. God maybe you don't need to see a nurse, maybe you really do need some medical help.
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>>2868864
I will be the judge of that. Now do what you must do before i lose my patience.
>lowers her hood to expose her hair, ears and neck
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>>2868861
Appearances can be deceiving. What's this you and this Joris person are talking about...?
>>2868867
You're a rather...deluded human, you should know.
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>>2868867
Well nothing a couple X-Rays can't resolve..I-I always say...
>>2868868
...ea-ears...like that aren't supposed to..
[confused nurse noises]
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first 24
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>>2868867
I don't feel pain, I only feel the loss of function of the lost part, I'm not a masochist.
>>2868873
He wants to know if I'm really a robot... Honestly it's nice to know my creator was that good.
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>>2868875
Oh. Those. Do you want the long story or the short version of it?
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>>2868877
Trusty Patches
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>>2868877
Elly
>>2868879
Would you even be able to replace it...?
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>>2868877
Cappy
>Female
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>>2868877
Maria and Harusame
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Hitler quads, check em.
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>>2868873
How so? I like to believe I live a much better life than other high schoolers since I enjoy what I'm doing.
>>2868875
Got it. We throw blues under the machine and see if he's a machine as well! So nursey, whats your plan on my physical?
>>2868879
I just can't believe that for a second man. Trying to ask sun dress to cut your arm off. It's almost like it's completely staged to be a magic trick.
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>>2868877
Eggman-kun
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>>2868888
>>2868891
I-i was obviously pointing upwards.
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>>2868877
Velouria
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>>2868877
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2868882
...Short version, it'll save some time so I can run X-Rays and stuff...
>>2868893
No-Normal Physical stuff, ch-check your heart...your throat, your ears...y'know..normal stuff.
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>>2868877
Crow
>Bait is real easy this morning
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>>2868877
Brad
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>>2868903
Mama and Papa fell in love and i was made. Mama is a human, Papa is not.
And you will tell me exactly what you are planning to do with me. To the step.
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>>2868903
So a simple examination. I can handle that, just keep the needles you've got around away from me.
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>>2868877
Grand Wizard Bruce
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>>2868877
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
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>>2868877
The Player
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>>2868877
Lord Beerus
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>>2868893
You're also disregarding almost everything everyone says that doesn't pertain to what you consider to be "normal".
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>>2868910
...If I tell you, you might not agree to it, an-and I never got to treat a non-human before.
>>2868911
O-Oh, of course, no shots, got it.
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>>2868886
I'd be able to reattach it, yeah, I mean once I got back home.
>>2868893
I don't really do slight of hand or anything like that, It just wouldn't really phase me if she did.
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First b8ed 24.
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>>2868877
Izaya Orihara
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>>2868898
>Gives you the quads.
I think you'll use them better.
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>>2868920
What did i just tell you? I am as much human as i am not. To spare you from the details, the females of my Wolfskin heritage are not this fair skinned as i am led to believe from my observation.
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>>2868877
>>2868924
NEKOMARU NIDAI
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>>2868922
Well, if you want to, seeing as there isn't any lasting harm.
>She removes her scythe from the typical resting position, holding it more properly
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>>2868877
Young-Hee Kim
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>>2868932
Th-That digestive tract though...
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>>2868918
Why wouldn't I call talking to someone who claims to be a robot abnormal. I wake up, shower, put something on, sleep another thirty or so minutes, put my pants on, eat something, go to school for several hours conversing with people and coming up with interesting fantasy and sci-fi plays with my friends to entertain the fried brains of the kids at our school, come home, and finish whatever I need to do before I sleep.
Tell me Elly where in that does talking to a robot sound normal?
>>2868920
Alright, want me to take a seat somewhere or what?
>>2868922
Still not getting me here man, even if you cut off an arm. I've seen kids with prosthetic limbs play that joke off at magic shows. Horrible joke but they still make it.
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>>2868952
Well, you're also talking to a youkai, which most people would call a "monster". I mean moreso the denial of something being such a thing.
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>>2868949
What of it? Picky eaters do not live long in the dark woods of Nohr.
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>>2868942
But the nurse already agreed to giving me x-rays, so there's no need anymore, unless you personally want to.
>>2868952
Just have the nurse x-ray me already, my battery life isn't infinite.
>>2868949
Hey nurse! Give me an x-ray, I want to get it over with.
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>>2868952
We-Well its just a examination...w-we could do it whenever...I-Its not like its urgent.
>>2868971
I-It seems interesting, yo-you can drink raw blood, ri-right, people can't normally do that.
>>2868975
An X-ray, ri-right now?! I'd love too, bu-but...I don't have an x-ray machine on me...
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>>2868975
...Oh.
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>>2868980
I am not like ''most people''. my non-human side are hunters and scavengers. And i have made their feeding habits my own.
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>>2868968
I can tell the scythes real by the lighting but regardless your just a girl in a sun dress past that. Calling you a monster would be like calling about 51 to 53% of the population monsters.
>>2868975
Alright alright. Since she doesn't have an x-ray machine I'll stop making fun of your illness for now. What kind of interest do you have, you mentioned singing right?
>>2868980
Alright then. You wanted to give me one after I told you not to shock me and now that I'm ready it sounds like your worried.
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>>2868877
Adachi
>>2868836
>qt nurse edition
I think you mean dickgirl edition.
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>>2868988
We-Well, its still interesting, I-I don't know any beast people.
>>2868989
I'd love too, I really would...bu-but I don't carry my whole office on me...an-and I kinda need that.
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>>2868989
Youkai as a general whole look human, as I'd said. Most just have extra features like, say, wings, or red eyes, or something like that.
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>>2868980
>Stares at her blankly.
>>2868984
You really wanted to chop me up didn't you?
>>2868989
Ah, yes I'm a singer, I would like a to say I'm popular, but not as popular as some of my 'brothers' and 'sisters'...
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>>2869001
..I will forgive it this one time. But the next time you call me a beast, i won't be as forgiving.
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*Pomf*
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>>2869006
For that remark previously, a little. Plus, to put this deluded human in his place.
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>>2869006
PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I-I'LL BRING THE WHOLE THING TOMORROW, I-I PROMISE, I PROMIIISE!
>>2869008
..O-Oh, you don't like being called that...pl-please forgive me, I didn't know that would hit a nerve!
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>>2869001
From overly optimistic to give me a physical to realizing you need your tools. Almost sounds like an invitation back to your place, but we don't even know each others names.
>>2869004
Still just a girl with a scythe to me. Not a damn thing special to you besides that. Now if you killed someone with that scythe I'd call you a monster, but I've yet to see it and I'm certain you lack anything like news articles to back up claims if you have.
>>2869006
Alright, I can dig singers. Have any other hobbies?
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>>2869015
...I just told you i did, didn't i? Besides, Mama taught me to be more patient with the ignorant part of the populace, no matter how hard.
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>>2869018
And what of, say, physical capabilities? Most of us are flight-capable, for example.
>She appears slightly annoyed
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>>2869012
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>>2869018
O-Oh, I'm sorry...I am getting a little ahead of myself...I-I'm um...Mikan Tsumiki.
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>>2869019
You-Your mother sounds like a fantastic person to teach you such things...
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>>2869014
He said he wouldn't buy it if it was just my arm, but I really don't feel like explaining to my creator why I was cut into so many pieces...
>>2869015
>hugs.
Stop, breath, and exhale, you're a nurse you're supposed to be calm, because if you're not what's the patient to think?
>>2869018
Dancing, talking, eating ice cream, and I'm known to smoke and drink, you?
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>>2869031
She is. Despite her status, she is a lot more understanding and forgiving than most people would expect..And she smells so nice. It makes me excited when i pick up her scent.
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>>2869022
This is a stage Elly. You really think floating can get me? Wires, my dear Watson. My god she's using wires!
>>2869028
Joris, Joris Cullen. So what got you so interested in being a nurse Mikan?
>>2869044
I'm interested in the arts. Acting is quite a bit of fun, and it helps when a few of my friends are into digital editing, others are into photography. We've got our fingers in some of the kids who are in the art classes, some in dance, even a few kids who do parkour. So we keep ourselves in shape and have a ton of elements for what we need in making our videos and scripts. Though to cut the edge from time to time we drink or smoke to relax and just enjoy ourselves.
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>>2869044
Well, we could just shove the arm in to his hands afterwards. There's no way he couldn't believe you entirely lacking an arm...right?
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>>2869062
We-Well that's an easy one, I want to help people...
>>2869044
Yo-You're right, I-I have to keep calm...I have to stay collected.
>>2869045
We-Well that's good, a-a love of ones parents is always a good thing to have...
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>>2869068
That's really admirable. I wish my reasons for doing what I did weren't so selfish.
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>>2869072
We-Well I can't blame you, Its important to look out for one's self...
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>>2869062
So you have all you need for shooting movies even, but which do you like doing better acting in a play, a show, or a movie, I hear each one is different .
>>2869064
You really wanna slice me up Elly? Fine.
>Holds my left arm out.
Go for it.
>>2869068
>Releases her and steps back.
Good, because I don't want want you freaking out.
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>>2869068
So...are you going to start these tests you mentioned or what?
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I will never understand Mikan's hair design.
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>>2869087
...I-..no, I-I got ahead of myself, I-I don't have anything to test on you to begin with.
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>>2869092
Bullies cut up her hair, and that's why its like that, you're welcome.
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>>2869096
Huh..Pity. Also something else - why are you almost shaking in fear? Not just in general, but like..all the time?
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>>2869092
Blunt bangs.
That's not so hard to understand, is it?
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>>2869081
I look to keep myself entertained honestly. Acting does that easily. Though you could argue that some people need someone to be silly and out there in their life to be helped and to just relax. So in a way I guess I am helping some people.
>>2869082
Each really is, with a show you have to have a direction you want everything to go with an end game in mind. Once you have the end game you can choose a starting point. How many episodes do you want, just how long do you want to drag certain things out. While with a movie you just need an end point with cliff hangers so that if it doesn't bomb you can profit off making a sequel. With a play you usually need to think of a moral or something you want to get across. Even then you don't need a moral if your looking to just entertain others, just need a well written script.
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>>2869062
I. Have outright lived here. In a clearing in a forest for the past month. THERE ISN'T EVEN A CEILING HERE!
>>2869082
...Very well, then.
>>2869068
>>2869082
>>2869072
>She raises her scythe high overhead before swinging it down at Kaito's shoulder
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I need to exterminate something.
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This should have happened in the game
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>>2869109
Type less.
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>>2869110
Wires don't need to be above you to lift you Elly. As for living in a forest for a month. A handful of people already do that for a living. It'd definitely explain the scythe.
>>2869114
I'd rather not sully my love for an art by failing to describe it.
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>>2869103
It would look like shit even if that didn't happen.
>>2869106
I'm talking about how it's always flying everywhere and it look like somebody glued a bunch of leather straps to her head.
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>>2869111
I need to examinate your armpits
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>>2869111
W-what do you mean, "need"? Do have...a quota or something?
>Of all the rotten times.
>>2869122
And where else would they be?
...The scythe is from when I lived as a gatekeeper. It was my weapon of choice for fending off crazy humans from the mansion.
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>>2869110
Oh? I see you're attacking someone outside the arena. You know that's punishable by extermination.
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>>2869109
Huh, I knew they were different, but not that different. Is there anything else you've guys done, like CGI or a video game or someth->>2869110
>Watches as my arm just kinda falls to the ground spilling various oils and fluids with sparks from the wires.
You got that outta your system now Elly?
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>>2869126
Leave her be, I bet yours isn't any better!
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>>2869129
>>2869132
He told me to! It's to prove he's a robot to this crazy human!
>>2869132
Any frustration that left my system has been replaced immediately by fear for my continued existence.
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>It's a Reimu sexually abuses Elly episode
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>>2869129
I asked for it. Don't do anything to her or I'll be at you with my arm.
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>>2869136
Enough excuses. Accept your punishment like the rest.
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>>2869138
More like "annihilates".
>>2869140
>>2869139
See, see!? Please don't!
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>>2869133
picture-chan a cute
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>>2869142
I would sexually annihilate you as well
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>>2869128
Tree's. It's a cool back story you've given yourself as well, but still not buying it.
>>2869132
CGI definitely, it's why we've got a few people in photography, filming, and software classes.
As for your arm I already told you I'm not buying it. Props are my game. If she doesn't cut off your head you can't expect me to not believe your just the horrible victim of a quadruple amputee incident in which you got the most advanced robotic limbs to take place of your arms and legs.
>>2869140
Hey angry less pretty than the last shrine maid. If I tossed you a few bucks would you scram off bugging the poor girl?
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>>2869139
It does not matter if you asked her or not. Youkai are not allowed you attack any species. If they do then they must be exterminated.
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>>2869140
>Picks up my arm and flails at her with it.
get outta here.
>>2869136
See, you just wanted to cut me.
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>tfw got a boner
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>>2869157
hajime pls
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>>2869144
creep...
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>>2869142
>Raises a spell card into the air summoning five yin-yang orbs. They all head towards you and explode on contact.
>>2869148
No. I wouldn't be a good shrine maid if I didn't do my job when there was an incident.
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>>2869163
You're much cuter than Mikan.
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>>2869163
Please let me rape you.
>>2869166
No she isn't.
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>>2869144
>>2869163
Sheesh freckles, they've got a point. No reason to call them a creep, it isn't like they molested you or anything with their words.
>>2869165
Double the original offer with some food, final offer.
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>>2869145
There's NOTHING sexual about it!
>>2869148
You're just another of the "I won't believe anything you say because my sanity depends on it" sorts of people.
...No matter. Miss Reimu's about to exterminate me for 'attacking' someone and then I'll be gone for probably forever.
>>2869156
I said "any", that doesn't necessarily mean there WAS any....
>>2869165
It's not my fault, it's not my fault! PLEASE!
>She lets out a terrified scream, desperately flying backwards and slashing at them with her scythe, random objects being ripped out of the ground and thrown in the way
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>>2869170
Yes she is, you dickgirl obsessed faggot.
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>>2869149
You do realize robots aren't really species...
>Continues to smack my arm at her.
>>2869148
Your school seems pretty high tech...
and I'll just get the x-ray this arm stuff was for fun.
>>2869165
>Dives in front of Elly.
If you hit her you hit me, you creepy stalker..
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>>2869166
>>2869170
I think I'll be leaving...
>>2869173
Who are you calling freckles? I have a name.
If they're guys, they're just ABOUT to molest me. Or at least attempt to. Did you not hear what they said?
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>>2869178
Please don't go.
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>>2869174
Oh no, I claimed how he could prove it. I told him cutting off his arm wouldn't get me. Then simple stage settings like flying Elly, you really thought that'd get me.
>>2869176
Fair enough. Like I said the arm wouldn't get me.
>>2869178
Calling a girl cuter than another is a compliment typically. The other person definitely is setting off alarms but serious. As for calling you freckles is cause I don't know your name, and it gets your attention easily. My name is Joris, and as I said before I can't disagree with the guy calling you cute. Doesn't mean I'm going to molest you.
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>>2869176
>The orbs just go around you and continue to head to their target.
You know that we come from two different worlds.
>>2869174
>Your attempt was all in vain as the orbs manage to all hit you, exploding, and sealing you again.
>>2869173
No.
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>>2869190
Well I tried. You drive a hard bargain for a performer.
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>>2869190
>Your attempt was all in vain as the orbs manage to all hit you, exploding, and sealing you again.
Don't make your OC (original character) be an absolute god. Roleplayers hate it when they see an OC who is claiming to be "god of the universe" and is totally "impenetrable." Making an absolute god won't help you make friends.
God Mod, AKA Autoing. God-modding is basically being impenetrable and indestructible in every possible way. Don't do this, even if you are roleplaying a God of some sort. Remember: if your character gets killed in a particular storyline, you do not have to declare early retirement and kill off your character completely. Also, autoing is when you try to hit someone and they somehow "always hit without missing." This can also be called character controlling, controlling other characters, etc. It's insulting to the other roleplayer if you suddenly -throw a tomahawk at them with no chance of escaping- because it's pointless.
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>>2869187
I got Elly in trouble though, but I think in some sick way, she enjoyed chopping my arm off.
>Reattaches it by just jamming it back into the socket.
This should work for a bit.
>>2869190
Hey reimu, you're a creepy voyeur... and kind of a dick... and well fuck this was kinda just a series of bad decisions...
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>>2869197
Rolling.
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>>2869205
Give her my donation, maybe she'll feel bad.
>>2869187
>>2869190
>She whimpers softly
How long this ti-
>She then screeches as it hits her, once more leaving behind nothing but her hat and scythe, her belonging spilling out the hat after a moment
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>>2869178
I want to rape this dango
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>>2869181
Why should I stay with a bunch of dangerous men? Women are obviously not safe here.
>>2869187
It's not a compliment, it's just an insult to Mikan. And, you should stop with that...
Joris, huh. I'm Mahiru Koizumi, a photographer. What do you do?
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>>2869215
Ah she'll be fine. She claimed she had been sealed before right? So it's obviously just a simple stage show trick. As for the arm thing, I'm pretty sure she was just pissed I kept noticing everything. Girls are strange like that, hate to be wrong you know.
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>>2869223
Will you stay if I apologize?
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Code red
I repeat code red
I found shorty shilling nisekoi on /a/
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>>2869239
link
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>>2869181
You actually want the woman who spews hate about men and how they "oppress" her to stay?
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>>2869246
She's a real cutie, so yes.
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>>2869223
It's just a compliment in general. If you put rudeness aside I think her awkwardness and choice of profession together make her a quirky kinda cute. As for yourself freckles and red hair are pretty cute. The checkered tie with the rest of your uniform and the color palette pulls it all together.
I'm an actor, or well, a drama student.
>>2869246
She's being pretty good to me so far.
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I'm ready for my death
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>>2869253
>kissu
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>>2869202
>Fucking thank you.
>>2869215
Fucking christ.
>Sighs and starts by picking up her hat and gathering her things in it, afterwards picking up her scythe and puts it over my shoulder.
>>2869229
She was gone two days last time, and everyone was like, 'why'? And no one had an answer because this 'god' came down from the heavens to smite her. Now I'm going to be in a bad mood tomorrow cus this is kinda my fault, fuck...
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>>2869254
Don't kiss me.
I'm allergic to affection.
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>>2869205
Should of thought of that before you asked her to attack you.
>>2869215
Two days.
>>2869196
But I am not a performer. I am a Shrine Maid. I think you're looking for Alice if you want a performance.
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>>2869257
I swear this is the two of you trying to pull a fast one on me for saying you had a mental illness and just calling her an ordinary girl. Sheesh..
>>2869262
Shrine maiden or not your still not as good looking as the last, and your mood is just foul.
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>>2869257
>Unsurprisingly the hat, considering the contents, and the scythe somewhat more surprising both weigh much more than they look
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>>2869237
I might consider it. That is, if I can make sure you're not dangerous.
>>2869246
I never said I am being oppressed. But that guy just straight up told me he wants to rape me! How is that acceptable behaviour?
>>2869252
S-stop.
But. You sure have an attention to detail. That will come in handy when working on art. So you play theater roles in a school club?
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>>2869252
You didn't have to watch over her and her idiot friends like I did, commoner. They're some of the most stupid people in existence.
>>2869251
Ugh, I'm tired of dealing with idiotic people like you.
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>>2869272
Am I suppose to care that you find the other shrine maid attractive?
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>>2869281
Perhaps you should learn to ignore them? You're just giving him exactly what he wants, a reaction.
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>>2869262
>Just chucks the gold bar from Elly's hat Reimu.
Just take that, It's from Elly, ya jew.
>>2869272
Mark my words, this is going to happen again eventually.
>>2869274
...GAH!...Now I have to carry this with one arm...
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>>2869283
Ì would fuck the other shrine maiden
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>>2869283
>baps on the head with a newspaper
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>>2869297
>Catches it and donates it to an orphanage.
We don't accept gold bars as donations.
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>>2869281
Stop what? Each girl has her own charm, and if it's wrong to think that their charm is cute then guess I should hang. I enjoy theater quite a bit due to being able to act and essentially live another life is completely possible. Why'd you become a photographer?
>>2869282
From the eyes of a man of course the actions of women would seem stupid. Especially someone as pretentious as yourself. Girls do what girls do, and men do what they do. Doesn't mean either is dumber than the next, and you thinking your any better is just comedy gold.
>>2869297
Probably. Though I'll keep believing what I believe till proven.
>>2869283
Not in the slightest, I just enjoy being vocal about how some people are bitches and others aren't.
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>>2869289
Then they will just try even harder to get one out of me. And if I won't tell them to, they will never change. They're a danger for every other woman out there and I'd rather have them oppose me than a powerless victim!
>>2869284
Alright, I guess you're not so dangerous. Unless you're only pretending.
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>>2869289
Do Drugs with me
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>>2869305
What was that for?
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>>2869289
>kissu
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>>2869316
for being a dick
>baps again
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>>2869329
Reimu being a dick is literally her character
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>>2869332
then theres alot more hitting her with a newspaper in the future
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>>2869309
That doesn't make sense since I'm not a werewolf.
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>>2869309
That's only because I am better, and you'd be stupid not to agree with me.
I'm better looking, I have more money, I'm smarter, and I work for Future Foundation. If anything, everyone here should be licking my boots and begging for me just to talk to them.
>>2869314
As a great man once said, "no deal."
>>2869324
Get your filthy lips off of me!
>>2869310
There's no point in arguing with someone like you. You don't even take my point of view into consideration, you simply dismiss it as "wrong."
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>>2869334
Would you call the cops bad guys for shooting niggers?
No, they're just doing their job.
Youkai are the niggers of Gensokyo
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>>2869310
Please, there's no way I could do anything harmful to the cutest Dangan.
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>>2869308
>Glares at her radiating pure hate.
>>2869309
All you need to know is the reason Reimu almost never shows up at this time because people that are here at this time like Elly. At least that's what I think.
>I'm going to make kaito bitter and resentful as fuck tomorrow, but for right now, I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.
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>>2869329
People this generation show no appreciation towards shrine maids.
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>>2869343
well, now you put it that way I completely understand
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>>2869342
O-Oh...Guess I'll do them on my own then.
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>>2869342
>as a great man
You mean the guy who got arrested for selling drugs to little kids?
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>>2869343
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>>2869354
Livin the dream.
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>>2869336
You made yourself out like a viscous animal. Just not looking forward to the jokes about being called a bitch? I can respect that much.
>>2869342
I'd be stupid? You look like a kid who'd fair well enough in school yeah, but as for smarter your being dumber than a bag of rocks right now. Future foundation sounds like a clinic for bettering autistic kids and down syndrome kids futures.
Honestly guy, flaunting about what you've got isn't how you prove your better than others. Actually taking a decisive step and proving it with your own hands before others is how you do it. All I've heard from your mouth is my dad was successful and so I am to cause I'm hugging daddies leg.
>>2869345
Fair enough. She's a bitch maiden.
>Night
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>>2869345
>Have a good one.
>>2869346
Because we don't need you!
>Throws screwdriver, misses horribly
...Crap.
>Runs and hides
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>>2869309
You should hang? What do you mean by that? I hope you didn't mean on a rope, that would be terrible.
Do you not particularly like your life or are you just interested in a change?
I originally became a photographer when my mother showed me her pictures. She was a really famous war photographer. But she only showed me her nice pictures, of people smiling, and I really liked them...
>>2869342
I admit, it would probably do the job. But it wouldn't solve the problem. They'd still roam around and creep up on other girls. That might not be MY problem, but really, nobody deserves that.
>>2869344
ugh... It's okay, you can stop. I will believe you.
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Not using home wifi, at aunt's place.
Morning goyim.
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>>2869369
>viscous animal
It's vicious.
viscous is the consistency of fluids, like honey. kekd
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>>2869371
Was that an attempt to attack me?
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>>2869197
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