how do you feel about mercy's soft belly bulge?

I want to lick it.

>>2854614
I want to rub and kiss it all night.

>tfw belly and blonde fetish
>tfw Mercy is my perfect waifu

>>2854614
That is Jamal's baby.

>>2854614
>tfw absolute inferiority complex kicks in when I'm near a German.

Feels bad man, their incredible heritage is just too much for me.

>>2854618
She's not german.

>>2854619
>>2854618
Mercy isn't german but her va is

>>2854616
i feel this

>>2854618
>>2854619
kek

>>2854618
yeah german people are so cool dude they're really strong thats why they let all of the middle east into their homes to fuck their wives.

>>2854623
That is exactly why I said heritage.
Modern Germans have no self respect.

>>2854614
What a slut

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>>2854618
ah yes being a key part in shattering europe not once(barbarian invasions of rome), not twice(being the birthplace of the reformation), but THREE times(the migrant invasions), such a rich and honorable heritage

Do you think Mercy likes anal?

>>2854614
its pregnant bulge, mercy has a son

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how do you feel about widowmaker's inflatable ass?

>>2854628
no bro she's just fat

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Why do the recommended system requirements mention core i5 and amd phenom II x3, isnt like core 2 quad already better than phenom II?

>>2854616
>blonde fetish
Take that shit to /d/, fucking hell man

>>2854629
it smells because shes a gross french idiot

>>2854631
wrong thread buddy, we're trying to talk about mercy's cute pudgy belly in this thread.

>>2854626
You forgot the two world wars

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>>2854626
How about being the absolute bleeding edge in technology during the past century or so.

>>2854636
That's not the British

>>2854636
Until America maxed the tech tree and sent the Japs an atomic cease and desist letter.

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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.

REMINDER TO PASTE THIS INTO EVERY OVERWATCH SHILL THREAD

>>2854636
for every nazi scientist there are like 1000 fat retarded germans. germans are nothing special at all, actually they're some of the shittiest people in europe, the real european mvps are the italians and anglos

>>2854639
You forgot to mention it's actually a fun game

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>>2854640
>backstabbing spics and britbongs

I took the bait.

>>2854642
how are italians spics you fucking krautaphile retard? at least use the correct racial slurs. also this thread is about mercy's cute belly, take your german retard worship back to /pol/, thanks.

>>2854630
It's actually just the bulge of her uterus. She's not pregnant or fat - her uterus is just in the place it's supposed to be. Every woman has a slight bulge like that because that's where their most essential organ is.

>>2854618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
Obligatory

>>2854639
>Mechanical skill is the only skill
>Complaining that a FPS does something different instead of staying in the cookie cutter bullshit that has gone so far as to fuck with DooM

Go fuck yourself sempai, it's almost as if FPS is a wide reaching genre and that there are several games within it that are different and don't apply to CS:GO/COD/Battlefield types of gameplay.

>Complaining about variety and difference in game styling within a genre
That's what got us to CoD like FPS garbage in the first place

>>2854643
Don't get triggered on me, Guido. It's cool.
>>2854645
Thank you for this wonderful piece of propaganda.

>>2854614
I like her even more for it.

>>2854614
I want to make it even softer!

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I don't think people realize how base Blizzard is.

>Shes German
>Blonde and Blue Eyed
>She looks like an Angel
>An Angel is suppose to be what the pennicle of the female anatomy is suppose to look like and their personality as well.

>/v/ constantly assumes they're appealing to tumblr when Blizzard has tricked both tumblr and /v/ to what they truly just did.

>>2854614
>Implying that isn't always the best part of a qt grill

What? You wanted a skelly?
Those are spooky anon.

>>2854650
>>2854619

>>2854650
>Putting meaning into character designs when it just isn't there

>>2854650
so the ultimate form of female anatomy is a girl with a cute belly?

>>2854614
that little soft belly section is actually the best part of a womans body

>tfw youre hittin it from the side and place your hand on your gfs tiny soft belly

>>2854652
Her voice actor is, so shes at least part German in-game.

>>2854614
Has waifuism gone too far?

>>2854654
Blonde, Blue Eyed German Voice with a cute belly and the perfection of the female anatomy? Yes, yes it is Anon

>>2854652
Fucking retarded posters don't even bother to look up her VA.

>>2854650
I think she is germana s well.
But people will argue she is swiss, and speaks german with a swiss dialect

>>2854639
t. guy who got sniped by the same widow 20 times in a row

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>>2854646

>>Mechanical skill is the only skill

Looks like you activated my TRAP CARD!

>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

This argument makes sense until you remember that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game. So it won't sell by its quality.

The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE

Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0

And remember, straight from the lips of Jeff Kaplan, lead producer for Overwatch:

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1."

>>2854619
>>2854652
>>2854622
Mercy's VA:
Lucie Pohl
Birth Place: Hamburg, Germany

Ignorant little shits.

>>2854657
yes

>>2854662
you sound really upset over a toy, you don't have to play it you know

>>2854663
The VA is German, the character isn't. Who gives a shit about where the VA is from.

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>>2854662

Its funny because those tumblr whales are identical to faggots on /v/ who cry tumblr every time they see Zarya.

>>2854614
That's hot.

I see she has wings, is she some sort of bird?

Is that bulge her egg?

>>2854658
She's getting fucked by Lucio. All blonde skanks love brown men.

>>2854626
Rome was degenerate and had the same issues we have today.

>>2854669
No she's not. Stop making up shit.

>>337592049
why are you so mad? just don't play it

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>>2854614
it's armor bro

>>2854672
You're literally a broken record, redditbuddy.

>>2854666
Voice is like 80% of a character. Especially in a game where you would honestly see very little of yourself but constantly hearing the same voice over and over.
Unless you aren't playing Mercy but if that is the case what the fuck are you even doing in that game.

>>2854671
She is. Your "pure" blonde, blue eyed girl is just a big of a slut as the rest of her ilk.

>>2854614
thats after-birth fat
Mercy has a child and it'll never be yours
the child is black

>>2854639
pyro not roadhog?

>>2854676
>>337592189
>>2854677

Jelly spics trying to start shit because they have inferior aesthetics.What a shame.

>>2854674
i don't get why you're going on the defensive? i'm not insulting you or anything, i genuinely don't understand why you're so angry about a toy

>>2854677
>>2854676

stop trying to push your cuckold fetish here please, this is about mercy's chub, not your fucked up racial fetish.

>>2854678

Roadhog is pudge. Activision-Blizzard didn't copy EVERY character from TF2, some they stole from other games.

>>2854679
>>2854681
Delusional /pol/fags detected.

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Rough black hands roaming over the naked goosebumped surface of D.Va's tush and breasts, set to a soundtrack of needy moans!

>>2854639
>LOOK, GABE
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
>PLEASE GIVE ME FREE SKINS

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>>2854677
actually its half-dwarf

>>2854667

i want to SNIFF....... mercy's STINKIES................

>>2854685
But Lucio doesn't have rough hands.

>>2854683
I wonder if we'd get Halloween costumes. That'd be pretty awesome.

>>2854684
>implying you need to browse that shit hole to realize something as obvious as that

I love bottom of the barrel replies like these using the /pol/ boogeyman every time Germany is brought up in an argument.

>>2854687
I feel like Toblerone is the type of guy who already has a dwarf wife and kid.

>>2854691
Delusional /pol/fag being delusional.

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Thick ebony fingers wrapped around Widowmaker's ponytail forcing her to remain in place! She can't breathe in the first place due to the experiments, so the gags and gasps for air are just theatrics!

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>>2854692
>Toblerone

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>>2854675
Alright sure but Mercy is from Switzerland, not Germany. This is fact, ironclad unless stated otherwise.
>Unless you aren't playing Mercy but if that is the case what the fuck are you even doing in that game.
Playing Torbjorn usually.

>>2854696

her accent is german, not swiss. she's german and moved to switzerland

>>337593034
I have no idea why this was posted or deleted, but thanks for the Policenauts banner bro.

Answer the question /v/

Can she lay eggs?

>>2854692
>Toblerone is swiss chocolate

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>>2854694
>>2854685
DELETE THIS

>>2854693
Quality reply right there. Thanks for proving my point.
>>2854696
Playing anything but Mercy is doing it wrong my man.
Also as far as I am concerned she was indeed deployed in Switzerland but could be very well be born in Germany.

>>2854618
>>2854619
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mercy/

It's true. She's Swiss.

>>2854693
>mfw spics try to deny the fact that they're naturally uglier
Enjoy being an inferior Mestizo while your countrymen continue put non-Mestizos on a pedestal

>>2854701
Stop taking bait and they'll stop fishing.

well all woman have that

>>2854699

I'd lay her eggs. If you know what i'm saying

>>2854705
hes trolling you too moron

>>2854703
>Base of Operation is now birthplace

>>2854707
Do you mind post pictures of yourself laying eggs?

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>>2854697
It's likely. Even if that weren't the case she wouldn't be the only character with a fucked up accent.

>>2854702
I love Mercy and can't stop thinking about her but Tolberone is the shit.

>>2854697
>>2854696
>germ-any
oh so then you KNOW she was blecked

>>2854709
>maybe if I keep denying it, it'll become true
She's Swiss, Deutschcuck.

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Roughly pinned against the table by a hairy black forearm! Her mother always said you can have too much of a good thing, but then her mother never felt the joy of a black stud breeding her from behind, followed by chrono-rewinding just to repeat it a hundred more times!

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>>2854614
it means she already had a kid

enjoy your MILF

>>2854711
I don't think you have met your daily Mercy worshipping quota, mein freund.

>>2854713
I love all the facts you have presented to back that up.

Mercy is a cute christmas cake

>>2854717
she has a kid

Reaper

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literally perfect in every way. Fucking blizzard and their waifu design bureau

>>2854716
And what facts have you presented, you retard? That her VA is originally from Germany? She's Swiss, you're a cuck, and Germany will be renamed to New Syria. Deal with it and go pay the jizya before the Shariah Police come for you.

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>>2854715
>enjoy your MILF

thanks i will

>>2854614
Normal, because most people that aren't either skinny supermodels or fatties have those: they're organs.

>>2854719
ew armpits are gross

>>2854718
Reaper is Reyes, the first leader of Overwatch before Soldier 76 took over and Reyes moved to Blackwatch. Also Reaper is mexican

>>2854718
>implying it's not Soldier 76

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>>2854723
>Being this much of a plebian

>>2854618
>a nation that has for most of its history been in the shadow of france, even though france itself is often shadowed by the english
>incredible heritage

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>>2854715
okay, friend

>38 years old

http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Offspring's downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84

Oh, would you look at this. We've gone from twenty Overwatch threads lauding this game as the second coming of Jesus to a single thread where nobody has anything real to say.

>>2854719
>Unlock this potg animation
>Never get potg

:(

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Mei the best

>>2854618
>I am made of gold

>>2854729
>not knowing that she's biologically 27
>not aborting the fetus if the doctor says it'll have downs

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>>2854729
She's technically only 27.

>>2854730
waifus and /pol/ shitposting, that's what it always comes down in the end

>>2854614
i once saw a real one
i love it since then

>>2854624
Yeah those Germans who started (and lost) both World Wars. Such valiant and intelligent warriors. Truly made the world a better place.

>>2854614
it makes me want to ram my penis deep inside her ass and fill her with so much cum her blood is pushed out of her body and released with the cum and she becomes a walking cum machine

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>>2854729
>only 10k sample study
top kek

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>>2854734

1) No she isn't

2) Downs is obviously not the only disorder with old-lady babies. Genetic health in general is decreased. That means IQ, physical health, etc.

>>2854731
To be honest it's really easy to get a potg as Mercy, a 4+ res and an assist will always beat 4+ kills.

>>2854738
>spend most of history shitting up every civilization and being an absolute joke of a nation
>start and lose two world wars
>claim you're still superior
How do Germans do it?

>>2854740

>I have no idea what I'm talking about, but let me pretend that's not a lot! It's not like it's the largest reproductive study sample size in the past century, LOL ONLY 10K??

>>2854739
I suddenly want to see such hentai.

>>2854732
why is this washboard trying to cosplay mei? her tits arent big enough and shes not close to thick

>>2854743
no idea, but Japan does the exact same thing. I guess its essentially a meme, you repeat something a sufficient number of times and others believe it

>>2854734
>>2854735
wait what? How?

>>2854741
>"1) No she isn't"
>not knowing the lore
Opinion discarded

>>2854743
Don't forget
>elect a woman into office
>she then lets hordes of third-worlders in to kill the german gene pool for good

>>2854740
your'e retardead

>>2854716
Maybe not. I miss her every day senpai.

>>2854747
Japs don't really claim to be superior to anyone, they just hate foreigners, especially Koreans and Chinks. It's weebs who claim Japs are superior.

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>>2854640
>the real european mvps are the italians and anglos
I take a german over any lanky ass italian or fat anglo.

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>>2854750
>elect a women into office
>pays down debt and suddenly is the richest country in the Europes that everyone begs cash for

>>2854660
lore-wise, she's Swiss, but her VA is German

>>2854729
And that's fucking downs, imagine how much autists and assburgers women start producing after they hit 26.

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A black hand covering each cheek of Tracer's butt! The fingers sink in to the surface slightly and rows of fat well up between them!

>>2854720
>implying I'm German
There is vast room to speculate since her birthplace is not stated in her bio and her VA is actually German and does not perform with any accent.

>>2854738
>conquer half Europe in less than 6 years
>most advanced country of the last century

>>2854752
9 days to go. We just have to make it.

>>2854755
debt is actually a good thing and an indicator of a healthy growing economy

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MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP

>>2854760
don't you mean credit history rather than debt

>>2854657
I don't think it's gone far enough.

Not yet anyways.

>>2854759
>conquer half Europe in less than 6 years
Urop is a relatively small sub-continent breh.

>>2854762
Some debt is actually healthy.

>>2854756
Her VA is German-American. Originally from Germany but spent most of her life in America. Still more German than the "Irish"-Americans who have never set foot in Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsro96WCkAw

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Dr. Angela Ziegler!

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Mercy is my favorite and I don't have enough of her someone help me out, upload folders pls.

>>2854766
Her VA is pretty qt, tbhdesufam

>>2854768
sorry i only have a folder of mercy porn

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>>2854636
>Bleeding edge in technology
>couldn't even get onto the moon

lol

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>>2854768

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>>2854768

>>2854771
>implying US was on the moon

>>2854614

Mercy as a medic is so much better than anyone else it makes me wonder why anyone would play anything else as support.

Why do they try and give backstories to these characters? My immersion is immediately broken when I see two of the same character or characters that are friends killing each other. It's pointless bullshit.

>>2854776

Because unlike the TF2 devs, Blizzard was too retarded to realize taking this kind of game seriously ruins it.

>>2854774
>implying the "moon" is real and not part of the Jewish conspiracy to make us think the world isn't flat

>>2854614
Advanced Cybernetics (beyond our time) probably are a bitch to manage because they sap caloric energy and sugars like crazy. She probably has to eat a lot of fat and sugar just to keep some auxillary power running in a biochemical battery system. Diverting the weight alone of a cybernetic implant drains battery and fat cells just to walk around comfortably otherwise be prepared to feel like 180lbs+ of metal luggage weighing you down

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>>2854776
>caring about the plot and backstory in an arcadey online fps
just enjoy the game and porn bruh

>>2854776
They've already said that the battles have fuck-all to do with the lore other than "these characters from the lore are fighting in this location"

>>2854775
Because Lucio goes fast and is probably the single best hero in the game., Symmetra is goddamn hilarious if played well and definitely has her appeal, and Zenyatta is stylish and his Discord Orbs and firepower along with his ultimate really help out in pushes.

>>2854773
OTP

Mercy acts as a surrogate mother to Pharah and yadda yadda yadda, loves bloms on the battlefield

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>>2854773
best girls

>>2854773
Best girls desu

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>>2854614
She is pregnant of the dwarf's son.
>mfw Mercyfags got cucked

>>2854773
We need more yuri that isn't Widow and Tracer. This is great.

>>2854775
Symmetra is pretty good for holding down objectives/one way corridors with her turrets. Mercy is best Medic though.

>>2854758
He said IN the ass.

Not on it.

I wanna see that colon getting PUNISHED dammit!

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>>2854786
>Toblerone and Mercy are my two most played characters

>>2854773
Degenerate artists encourage racemixing. It should be Mercy kissing one of her alternate skins.

>>2854786
Look at Peter Dinklage's daughter. Any kids Torbjorn and Mercy would have would be normal sized. Also, I doubt Torbjorn thinks of Mercy in that way/can get an erection.

>>2854614
all women have a bulge over their pussy, /v/irgin.

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>>2854788
>go into corridor
>immediately melt into a pile of go from well hidden lasers everywhere
>come back to wreck her ass
>all her lasers were moved to the previous room and catch me again
fucking got me you bitch

>>2854639
t. copypasta guy

>>2854791
There's nothing wrong with racemixing if its WF/BF or WM/BF

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>>2854794
>playing escort on hollywood
>team completely ignores her sentries which are placed in the fucking open
>I have to kill them myself even though I'm playing as fucking Reinhardt

>>2854791
Pharah obviously isn't a Mudslime, so what's your problem with her?

>>2854614
Those are organs, probably her guts full of shit

or maybe he gets pounded by BBC err day

>>2854617
She's European, so I think you mean it's Achmed's baby.

>>2854679
did you just say A S T H E T I C S

uterus bulge

>>2854755
>and then she spends it all on pr and taking care of migrants

>>2854799
She is not Mercy. Pretty big problem if you ask me.

>>2854674
Just don't play it then. Anger consumes you anon.

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>>2854798

>>2854791
how is it racemixing if they don't produce offspring? Are you retarded?

speaking of tummies, i'm thinking about starting to work out and improve my diet this summer.

is planet fitness really as bad as the memes say it is? it's the nearest gym to me.

>>2854773
>krautfags degenerating with shitskin
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
Based Jeff Kampf did it again.

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>>2854792
Dwarfs are well known for their massive dick though

>>2854773
Look at all that best girls

It's cute, I actually prefer the small bit of fat on thin girls. Fully fit is unatural and a bit of a turn off.

>>2854808
telegony

burn the coal, get offspring that are BLACKED in proportion to the miles of nigger dick you've taken

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>>2854805
Mercy is bestgirl, but Pharah is second bestgirl. If not for Mercy, Pharah would be my waifu.
>>2854808
>implying Mercy won't use her Swiss medicine magic to somehow make an egg which contains both their DNA and fertilize it with Reinhardt's semen to create the most just, honourable, and compassionate person to even walk the Earth

>>2854809
It's fine, just spread the rumor that your anus has teeth because if you're under 5'10 the gym bros will try to claim your booty for themselves.

>>2854815
>If not for Mercy, Pharah would be my waifu
nice, she can be mine instead

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Why is Zarya one of the least used characters?

Her shields raise her attack power when damaged. Her secondary fire does pretty good damage at midrange too. She can protect herself and teammates during critical times. Her gravity ultimate sucks multiple enemies into one area and damages them.

She is a good character, use her.

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>>2854813
ma nigga

especially on tall girls

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>>2854814
>pseudoscience

>>2854813
I love it too. Having just a little bet of belly to jiggle is sexy as fuck

>>2854818
People prefer different tanks to her. I used her and she's fun, but I just prefer Reinhardt as a tank.

>>2854814
>telegony
>believing in this meme

>>2854818
she a really good character, but nobody actually wants to be her

>>2854818
Not even women want to play the fat, ugly dyke.

>>2854818
Because people can't keep decent energy levels so they can't kill shit and stop playing her.

>>2854818
Probably because she has pretty high skill cap, so people don't know how to play her. She feels kinda flimsy tank even with those shields.

>>2854798
>Tracer canonically gets blacked

muh WidowmakerxTracer

>>2854760
t. greece

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>>2854818

her ultimate is overpowered but she is not fun to play because her character design is vomit-inducingly shit

people want to feel like they're the cool guy, the sexy girl, the smooth operator - not the roided out communist pandering tool she-hulk with problem hair

>>2854815
>>implying Mercy won't use her Swiss medicine magic to somehow make an egg which contains both their DNA and fertilize it with Reinhardt's semen to create the most just, honourable, and compassionate person to even walk the Earth
More like the most fucking chuuni person to walk the earth.

>>2854818
Because Zarya requires more than one functioning brain cell to get the most out of.

>>2854821
proven in other mammals and tenuously observed in humans, but studies continue

>>2854818

because you need awareness of what's going on around you AND you need quake lightning gun aim skills. She also feels really shitty the first time out because she's a wet noodle uncharged.

can't help but wonder if /v/ would stop bitching about Mei if they played the character who can break herself and others out of ice at will.

>>2854818
Because you have to actually look at her ability card to know what her gimmick is. And reading is for nerds.

Also the pink hair.

>>2854767
Why is this mirrored?

>>2854614
That's not her belly bulging out, that's the fucking horrific bend her spine is in that juts her ass back and her stomach forward.

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>>2854831
>Zarya is not fun to play because of reasons entirely unrelated to her actual gameplay
Zarya is fun as fuck for the record. You people get too hung up on shit that doesn't matter.

>>2854833
it's as legitimate as frenology and gender studies

>>2854639
(You)

>>2854837
Whatever it is, it never fails to make my dick hard

>>2854839
alright stacy, enjoy that bbc

>>2854816
just tell them you have AIDS

So are you guys gonna post any fan-art of Mercy with a pot belly, or is this thread a waste of time?

>>2854838

i'm just telling you why people don't play her

sorry if i triggered you or something but that's literally the reason why

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Widowmaker tummy is superior desu

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I played over the beta weekend

it was fun

playing on buying into hanzowatch once the game rolls in

>>2854843
Smart, but not as fun

>>2854771
B-but Wernher von Braun was the guy who made this possible

>>2854712
Swiss much more cucked than Germany

>>2854831
>literally crying about cosmetic design choices being problematic
You are *literally* tumblr

>>2854852
best pose, best skin, best girls

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>>2854847
>place Zarya shield on Pharah
>she gets off her entire ult
>i get maximum charge because they tried to shoot her down
follow Phara around like you date each other
free guarenteed max charge all day every day

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>>2854845
That's not the only reason. Granted it is for some people but not everyone. The other, and major reason is that Zarya has arguably the least straightforward gameplay of any character. She's not like Reinhardt where you can at bare minimum hold RMB and still be of some use.

>>2854614
>be made for battle
>dont be in hard as fuck shape
>someone makes your vattle armour to accommodate your fat belly.

But hey why bother promoting healthy perfectly attainable physical standards when we can all just be fat cunts who dont give a fuck amirite?

>>2854820
Is this a screenshot from a video, or a promotional image?

>>2854818
You have to rely on people being stupid enough to shoot her sheilds.

>ywn fuck Mercy's belly button
feels bad

FUCK OFF WAIFUFAGGOTS HOLY SHIT
keep your cancer in one thread

>>2854852
where does she take the gun out of /v/

>>2854614
nothings,that suit is pretty thick

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>>2854851

>u are le tumblr NOT ME!!!!
>*posts on my blog about the time i was triggered on 4chan by a misogynist rape demon*

>>2854850
>saying things that aren't true
Switzerland is literally the only uncucked nation in western Europe.

>>2854616
Mate its a preference. Thats like saying you have a freckle or green eye fetish.

>>2854626
Exactly julius. Its like people choose to ignore the blatant truth that mylticulturalism has destroyed all major world powers throughout history.

>>2854636
> What is the lost generation
> When this had no impact on the war at all
> When this sort of wasted effort resulted in damaging the war effort in general
> When if the British had cared enough they'd of had jets as well

>>2854865
You're an idiot if you think that.

>>2854662
>Point out that mechanical skill isn't the only component of an FPS
>LE T-TRAP CARD YOU ARE ARGUING ITS A STRATEGY GAME

You are as insufferable as the guy that would shit up the board claiming that Tekken and Soul Calibur aren't fighting games because they have a different movement pattern than SF or other traditional fighting games.

Overwatch is selling because it's a first person shooter that doesn't follow the soulless generic MUH AMERICAN SOLDIER shitfest that has become the norm for FPS. It's selling because it has a different gameplay styling than other FPS and allows you to do more than run through corridors and shoot random dicks in the dick. It's literally selling for the same reason that TF2 sold for, which was an interesting FPS that was different from everything that was coming out at the time.

It'd different, it's decent, and for most people it's fun to play. To say variety isn't something that the FPS genre needs is retarded, and to try and lay down limits or requirements for the genre is also retarded.

Again you are arguing that Overwatch is a shit FPS while ignoring all the other shitty no skill casual FPS games out there, at least Overwatch does something different.

>>2854864
>""rewrite how the argument but misspelled and with le" tactic.
Is this fucking 2012 again?

>>2854871

If mechanical skill and strategic skill aren't the skill involved in Overwatch, what the fuck is?

>>2854871
>You are as insufferable as the guy that would shit up the board claiming that Tekken and Soul Calibur aren't fighting games because they have a different movement pattern than SF or other traditional fighting games.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same guy, to be honest.

>>2854873
nothing

it's not a skillbased game and that's okay. you need to accept that this isn't the 90s any more, games arent made for you to be able to train 12 hours per day and stomp casual players just trying to have fun after their evening off work. fucking grow up and get a job

>>2854869
>Relentless pursuit of technological advancement and life improvements
>it doesn't matter because it didn't win the war for them
If you think that is the main reason Germany lost then I have very bad news for you.
>the brits could have done it too if they wanted to, I swear
Nice jets you got bro. Oh wait.

>>2854639
i know this is b8 but that list of "unmissable" attacks contains many missable attacks.

What happened to talking about Mercy's beer gut?

>>2854662
>Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit

Literal autism.

>>2854873
Cooperative skill, because individual characters can be overpowered you have to work to complete the objective/winstate while working alongside other players.

FPS games also don't have to include a high skill ceiling or high skill floor to be good, that's pretty much exactly the same thing about TF2 (I recommend looking back about people bitching about TF2 around when it first came out using all the same exact arguing points you are). Hell Metroid Prime was an amazing FPS series and it was a fucking puzzle game

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>>2854773
>Shipping Mercy with anyone other then Reinheart

>>2854842
>actually believing in telegony
I bet you believe in some shit like horoscope too

>>2854677
>tfw gf is actually a hottie blond hair blue eyed german
>im a spic and we have a child together
with dark brown hair and brown eyes.
>tfw i grab her belly fat when we fuck like animals

Feels good.

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>>2854881
>not shipping her with both

>>2854883
Keep goin at it wetback, tan with brown hair and blue eyes is true endgame

>>2854883
And then you wake up from your dream and go back to being a NEET with no friends

>>2854884
>D.Va poster has shit taste
Every time.

>>2854883
I'm going to marry your daughter!

>>2854866
I think freckles are different enough that it can be a fetish. Especially if she has a lot of them and I think its cute when they have them around their ass.

furthermore hair color really can be as long as it stimulates sexual desire

>>2854629

Didn't they cut that?

>>2854886
Hows that fleshlight working for ya?

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>>2854639

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>Generic blue/blonde heal slut with zero personality
>Oh and she's 37 years old

Suddenly interested.

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>>2854881
>shipping Mercy with anyone when she already has the dwarf

>>2854773
>Even with /u/ the slavic girls get browned
!

>>2854644

Do you know how small a uterus is when not pregnant? I've held one, its like a thin pre inflated balloon - it's tiny.

>>2854891
How's being a friendless NEET going for you?

>>2854893
>Cougar milf heal slut that gets off on fucking younger fans of the Overwatch team

Woulda went way different for those kids if mercy showed up and not Tracer

That's just her armor

>>2854895
>slavic

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>She's biologically 27!

>>2854890
Yeah but now the big ass is the default ass.

>>2854733
>I hate krauts who disagree with me but I hate other countries even more

>>2854901
Medical science, anon.

>>2854702
>Playing anything but Lucio is doing it wrong my man.
Ftfy

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>>2854614

>Mercy is 3 months pregnant

who did this?

>>2854907
Bastion

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>>337600782
Oh yeah because I definitely want to sit in the #11647th DOOM thread or the #76563754th Souls thread instead.
And if its not that its "Muh SJWs" and Twitter screencaps.

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>>2854907

>>337600782
You know that there are more Souls threads right now than Overwatch ones on /v/?

>>2854614
I want to make it bigger if you know what I mean.

>>2854905
Even the world's healthiest 40 year old is not somehow "biologically younger"

>>2854907
I did.

>>2854913
Its literally NANOMACHINES Anon.

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>have no desire to play Overwatch
>didn't even bother with the beta

>these threads are making me want to be a Mercy healslut

Feels odd.

>>2854915
Where does it say this?
Literally nothing mentions this being the case for her

>>2854913
Medical science, anon.

>>2854639
Blatantly wrong

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>>2854614
>>2854616
That's not a belly though, THIS is a belly

>>2854920

And it's a very nice one, too.

>tfw I get all these free (You)s by non Germans

There is truly no greater high. Except playing Mercy and hearing her beautiful GERMAN accent.

>>2854916
>healslut
Die, you are a fucking cancer. Healsluts need to be hanged.

>>2854920
oh look, it's Mei with dyed hair

>>2854614
get a life

>>2854921
Lol. Yeah, no.

>>2854920
>>2854921
This is not thicc or chubby

this is called obese. and its unhealthy

>>2854818
Her design is bad, and her abilities only work on brain dead retards.

>>2854927

It's also soft. Soft > everything else.

>>2854729

If we are made to reproduce in our teens, then why are girls bodies not fully developed until their 20s?

>>2854801
Jamal is a muslim name

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>>2854924
>>2854927
THICC

>>2854929
Not to mention disgusting.

>>2854760
keynes pls

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>>2854920
Please don't ironically respond to this post with ''THICK'' comments, you will only encourage fat chicks to continue being fat. Also don't ironically say you like them that way, please.

Can't wait for this medium of entertainment to be 100% shit so I can finally get out. Between Overwatch, LoL, and CoD, I can safely say that people who played games through the 80s-90s up until now are now the minority and we're a dying breed. Maybe I'll finally understand in a few years why people mock those that do play games.

>>2854920
>>2854932
kys thick posters

>>2854614

Super fucking cute.

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>>2854889
assfreckles

>>2854935
I unironically like girls like that

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>>337602174
On a scale of 0 to 100, how asspained are you?

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>>2854614

I think that's anatomy

>>2854632
This is a former Elsa board that needed it's next Aryan goddess breh

When will overmeme be over?

>>337602359
>stop spamming
>spams overwatch threads
Kill yourself

>people thinking there is a huge difference between German and Swiss

>>2854944
>extremely casual
>has waifu bait
>japan is latching onto it too now
It's not going to go away. Cry with me in my bunker.

>>2854946
Germans are cucks who willingly flood their own country with shitskins and scream "RACIST" at anyone who thinks this is a bad idea
The Swiss are not

>>2854944
It hasn't even begun yet anon

>>2854818
Honestly.. she's best character.
And everyone who says the Shield only works against retards is a retard themself.
It's a good Ability, used at the right time.
I mostly played Zarya.

>>2854947
>>japan is latching onto it too now
Can't wait for the improve quality in fanart and porn
>>337602719
Just report him and let him get banned for spam.

>>2854920
NEEDS TO BE THICKER

>>337602751
>/vg/

but /vg/ is shit anon

we /trash/ now
post more thick