/sug/ - Steven Universe General
My Love Is Dead Edition
Previous thread: >>2838693
>NEW EPISODE on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcHs8ZlbCkE [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>2849690
We're back, baby!
First for best fusion.
>>2849706
The cricket who stole my heart?
>>2849739
You are correct, baby!
okay, where is the quickest place to get quality nsfw pictures of SU
>>2850146
Probably rule34, just like literally any series.
>>2850146
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Steven_Universe/1
So did everyone decide to go to /co/? Yesterday was busier here and I still don't wanna go to co
>>2850362
seems like it
I like it here and I hope people come back soon
>>2850362
i just have both open.
I like posting any new lewds in here
>everyone went to /co/
>7 people in /trash/
>mfw
>>2850362
I'm in both but don't worry-
>>2850372
-If the french releases are in english next week those guys will get kicked out in a couple of days due to no new content till summer of steven.
I get the feeling that Yellow Diamond will be extremely pissed that she won't get her Cluster.
>>2850401
I don't know where people are getting this assumption. They've always let us stay on /co/ until about a week after the last livewatch thread.
>>2850362
I just woke up, but I'm also going to be leaving soon.
>>2850442
>We get the episodes early
>In English
>Live or after someone uploads them in english
>That's basically the whole event done 2-3 weeks ahead of schedule
>Without anything new for a couple more months or weeks there's enough reason to ban the general again.
>>2850442
I remember they once banned the threads only 2-3 days after the last episode.
>cluster still alive
Bullshit
>>2850468
When Too Far leaked they still didn't ban the general until after it actually aired.
>>2850565
Because it was missing the whole thing and plus it was really low quality so audio wasn't as distinguishable as the on air thing which the French CN will be releasing. Next week. 18th-22nd.
It's up to the mods but there is plenty enough reason to assume they'll start to ban the generals after all is said is done.
>>2850397
Maybe if you didn't drown the threads in porn, MAYBE you'd have someone here to keep you company
you fucking tosser
>>2850615
>French CN
oh, so we're not actually getting the english version. I'm going to consider that as a leak, then.
>>2850651
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0/edit#gid=0
http://sttorrent.com/user/misseps/
It has dual audio with english.
If SOMEONE just so happens to record it with english that's basically the whole fucking event next week.
Not by some leak, but because of the France releasing early.
>>2850677
>Cluster was beaten with kindness
At this rate Steven's going to hug YD to death
>>2850442
fuck /co/. why people still going to /sug/ threads threads there? they don't want us there and always are looking for stupid reasons to ban us again.
can't people have some dignity and stay on /trash/?
>>2850644
This.
Also the /co/ thread ironically has more shitposting than here. I can't even find my own replies without people spamming the thread to the image limit.
>>2850644
What are you, asexual?
>>2850915
>>>/co/82755801
just putting it here for a sec
>>2850880
No, but If you just gotta post porn all the time >>>/aco/ is there for you, you addict
Why isn't there a lot of Lapiven porn?
>>2850936
indexer finds a way
>>2850960
It's Beach Summer Fun Buddies, not Beach Summer Fuck Buddies.
>>2850960
Buff steven is best steven
>>2850982
I remember doing that picture but the one posted on /co/ is a different file, so I had to dig a bit more than usual
>>2851036
>>2851042
>>2850990
Beach Summer Fun Buddies can be whatever Lapis and Steven's relationship is, and if it's romantic or sexual then they're still Beach Summer Fun Buddies.
I love Happy Lappy, but I really want to see the smile melt off her face when she sees Peridot.
I really dislike the latino voice of lapis
This is either an alien penis or one of those weird Japanese drinks with the marble in it.
>>2851117
Where's Steven?
>>2851132
It's triple, not quadruple.
>>2851099
so good
>>2851099
How do you get that chalk look for lines?
>>2851141
Oh yeah? Then explain this.
>>2851146
I just used a handwriting like font and distorted it.
>>2851099
It looks like she says "Sex" Change it to sex.
>sunday
>more than half of the posters went to /co/
/trash/ /sug/ is kill
>>2851417
no
it's chill
>>2851417
I guess the main thing that steered people away was that the /co/ threads were too fast, but now they slowed down a lot. There's only 49 posters there.
>>2851417
Just wait until the next hiatus.
Soon they will be crawling back to the /trash/ can.
>>2851417
Gives me plenty of posts for images so I can finally make a dent in this folder.
>>2851417
I am here lol
currently going through some shit and trying to calm down..
post some comfy stuff
/trash/ is drawn guro allowed here?
>>2851546
yes, go nuts
>>2851546
Yes, but spam isn't if you're going to do that.
>>2851546
Great, more food for my filter.
>>2851546
you like Peridot?
I am doing some here, can post if you want
>>2851581
>>2851589
>>2851654
>>2851764
I've only drawn a few personal pieces, and I don't plan on spamming.
>>2851773
That's fine then. It's allowed.
>>2851773
cool
>>2851773
Doesn't matter if you intend to spam it, I'm still adding your shit fetish to my filter.
>>2851173
I want that scene to happen more than anything else in my life.
>>2849690
You know, Jasper is like that one tortilla chip that gets dropped and lost between the couch cushions
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>2851905
I had a tray of Bagel Bites and leftover mashed potatoes and gravy.
And a Fiber One brownie because I get backed up.
>>2851905
poorly drawn guro
>>2851905
milk and water so far
>>2851918
What did Peridot spray her with?
Is that just water? What does the can advertise?
>>2851948
it's mace
>>2851948
It's clearly pepper spray.
>>2851976
>>2851985
I wish I could fug Peridot
>non-sexually
>>2851905
panic attacks and guro, apparently
no one posted anything yet
In the show are they going to actually adress the love triangles forming? Or are they going to brush it off?
>>2852015
its for kids so they'll just keep it to "friend ship" and only go as far as fusing
>>2852015
>love triangles forming
headcanon is not canon senpai
>>2852034
>friend ship
>"friend ship"
>"Shipping""friends"
I see what you did there anon
>>2852015
We're getting StevenxConnie, RubyxSapphire, and MAYBE Greg gets a lover who won't kill hersel.f.
That's it.
>>2851089
I wonder what mayor Dewey would do if he met the other Pearls
>>2852068
jizz
It's pretty dead in here. Does no one care about smut any more?
>>2852421
Yes
>>2852421
What kind of smut are you looking for?
>>2852421
some are on /co/, some are on flockdraw, some are dead
>>2852421
What smut you want, family man?
Good morning anon.
Disco here, how is everyone doing? I am willing to draw some in a little bit so please post what you want here.
>tfw the su threads occasionally post your junk
>>2852480
I dunno, give me Ruby or Peridot, preferably both.
>>2852502
Lapis kissing adult Steven.
>>2852506
>>2852502
This pose but with Steven holding Connie.
>>2852502
Draw Lapis upskirts.
>>2852502
Mayor Dewey and the all the Pearls please
>>2852502
This with gem of choice?
>>2852506
http://imgur.com/a/M5VJ1
>>2852506
>>2852545
Not them, but I did an edit for you.
>>2852639
Noice
>>2852639
Dat booty.
>>2852639
>the buttplug slipped out and hit someone in the head
working on some requests
>>2852594
>>2852685
At that height, an object hitting someone would be fatal.
>mfw sandnigger
>mfw hear Peridot's voice in sandniggerese
Some things are not meant to exist
>>2852882
Is it really that bad? I rather liked Steven and Amethyst's voices when I listened to the "On The Run" Arabic dub.
brand new Grasper, just sticked
if it sails your ship
>>2852931
It is
She sounds like she has a frog in her throat.
>moreso than usual
>>2852997
I guess you could say she's really fallen for him.
>>2852997
I prefer Jaspeven but I ship this too.
Also Jasper has a man face in the second panel of this pic.
>>2853014
my nigga
>>2852549
One down
>>2853086
you still taking requests, Disco?
crying Jasper or Pearl
>>2853086
>>2852545
not disco, but look what you made me go and do anon.
Reminder
>>2853099
Sounds great.
I have a few requests still on my plate.
I am going as fast as I can for you all. I will try to get as much done as I can.
>>2853205
We will be waiting
i get the feeling you guys dont like guro so instead have something from a different drawfag
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2853238
Did you watch the new promo, buddy?
>>2853238
I you suck her dick, she will be.
>>2853234
>We're WHOMPing Steven back!
>>2853249
I did, it was everything I had ever wanted, and then some
>>2853253
Steven will suck her dick.
My GF and i made a tumbler for all of you lads, check it out!!
http://amethbellenbeefcake.tumblr.com/
>>2852055
>Greg gets a lover
He is fat, ugly, and balding. How?
Yes, yes, he is a really nise and funny and blah blah but super unattractive.
>>2853271
I'm happy she's happy.
>>2853238
Lady of guac, cute as a puppet sock.
Can't help but wonder if she'd like my huge, human cock.
>>2853285
Jasper.
>>2853293
Hey I wrote that, neato!
This is for you, trash /sug/.
Use it wisely, and remember to reduce it's size before you upload anything.
>>2853312
It's mine now
>>2853289
It really made my whole day seeing that teaser, I'm glad I made it this far
>>2850146
See?! I told you peridot is for anal!
Mouse here, taking requests i'll do them most likely black-white (reaction redraws are probably colored)
>>2853325
Wouldn't have it any other way
>>2853284
What the fuck is this?
>>2853328
I'm excited to see the rest of the episode. There's sure to be an emotional moment which leads to Lapis sticking around.
>>2853356
I will take care of your baby
>>2853310
Are you trying to say she went blind and fully retarded after falling on her fase?
>>2853361
My GF picked the style, don't blame me
>>2853435
Most likely
>Also this is now my new headcannon
>>2853464
>>2853453
>>2853445
>>2853431
>>2853376
Thank you for this, it's putting a smile on my face
>>2853336
could you draw a steven skeleton
>>2853293
Son of human and Quartz, wielder of the combination of both species' schwartz
Can't help but ponder what he really purports.
>>2853336
Draw Sardonyx and Armstrong putting on a sexy magic show
>>2853315
Well, let's get this one out of the way.
>>2853495
Fuck you guys I didn't want to make it pornographic but I couldn't find better words that rhymed with "Quartz".
>>2853482
No problem, man. I'm happy to make you happy.
My GF says that she is taking requests on her tumblr, send her requests on her tumblr for me and her.
http://amethbellenbeefcake.tumblr.com/
>>2853315
Is this memes?
>>2853315
Someone do dickbutt.
>>2853602
no, you
>>2853556
They already made a post about it.
This is dumb.
>>2853628
What's bad about an artist advertising their blog?
>>2853628
He's just letting people know she's taking requests there.
Beef gets a little overzealous sometimes.
>>2853642
Advertising is actually against the rules, but as long as no one's charging anybody for anything I don't think it's actually "advertising".
>>2853659
they sound underage senpai
>>2853688
I know Beef at least goes to College.
>>2853688
Beef's 18, but to be honest she might be underage. That might be way he always proxy posts for her.
>>2853460
Lol
>>2853706
going to college doesn't mean a person is older than 18
>>2853744
I would say that if somebody is going to college than they're most likely to be over 18, and if not at least within a year of being 18
I just spent 2 days away from /sug/ to play doom. After detoxing, I didn't want to come back because then I would have to post here every hour I was awake, every day. But I just relapsed just now, /sug/.
I'm back on you.
>>2853238
fuck off Lapis
>>2853814
Is it good? Should I buy it? I've been really interested in getting it.
>>2853336
draw Jasper or Pearl crying
>>2853768
I know plenty of dual enrollment students who are 15-16.
>>2853825
Once it hits 30 bucks or less, sure. Campaign is really good fun and surprisingly fast if you are playing on PC. Once you unlock all the movement based upgrades things really start to open up and make me wonder why you don't have stuff like double jump and air control from the start. I feel like I'm playing a force of nature scout from TF2 with that super shotty double jumping around everywhere.
>>2852547
He is Pearlfect.
>>2853877
30 bucks? Why's that? It's not worth 60 euros?
>>2853917
Well I guess for me I don't care for the snapmap or the multiplayer component. I purchased the game at about $45, but the campaign gets pretty repetitive with very predictable waves of enemies as you get later in the game. It also wasn't too challenging even on nightmare, the second highest difficulty. Once you have the gauss cannon the demons might as well go home.
>>2853893
>Gots my vote
>>2854075
I could see myself playing the Snapmap thing a lot, but I'm unsure about the multiplayer. I thought it was decent but needed a lot more work.
who are the best artists for SU porn? since we are on trash might as well post samples too.
>>2853602
>>2854132
BM can do some good stuff, but I don't save porn
>>2854132
>being a nub
>>2854155
Yeah BM is pretty amazing. Everything he draws is just so curvy and fuckable. Even though I've never fapped to SU stuff, I like BM the most for lewds.
>>2854132
brid/orangekisses
idlecum
gnome
etc, there's plenty
>>2854132
meekbot a best
>>2854132
Shifuto is getting really good at poses, but it's the anatomy that's still very weird.
Here is one more.
Crying jasper for the requester.
Did anyone else get a creepy vibe from Rose in The Answer? Something was off about her talk with Garnet.
>>2854216
Thank you!
>>2854230
rose has always been creepy senpai
>>2854230
>creepy vibe
Rose in a nutshell, she give me the creeps......... even in that one video when she was messaging Steven
>>2854247
I mean more so than usual. Its like she didn't care about Garnet herself, just the circumstances that made her.
>>2854192
>brid
We're only gonna get shitty fursonas from him from now on
>>2854261
she sounds like a scientist, accessing the earth and all it's species
>>2854294
This honestly makes me think that she forced herself to feel other emotions, wanting to be more human. She didn't actually feel love until she met Greg.
>>2854324
brid is SJW
>>2854324
What? Shifu's a good porn artist.
>>2854454
His stuff always looks amazing from the thumbnails but you can see all the anatomy mistakes up close.
He needs to work on his anatomy and line quality.
Disco here.
Just wanted to say, before I forget.
I really enjoy drawing for you all. I appreciate giving me the time of day.
thanks
>>2854132
vore is gross, but i like meekbot's fatty stuff
>>2854343
So what? Porn's still good.
>>2854454
No. I said already, his art's disgusting and the guy is a fucking pedo.
>>2853485
Sorry it took so long, i was losing the track of time browsing the net
>>2852480
This picture is incorrect because Steven is a Jew, he is circumcised.
>>2853602
>>2855128
kek
>>2855128
Fuck off, Matt
>>2851985
>Don't rub it in
Ba-dum. Tsss.
>>2855079
I don't like Brid's art, especially her man faces.
>>2854189
Her robot is a cute too
>>2852580
>It's too hot!
>>2855128
Matt--- blowing shippers the fuck out since 2013.
>>2855073
would you grope pearl while you make fun of her tummy?
How do I get links from tumblr videos without linking the post from the OP's blog?
>>2855473
Ask again in a way that makes sense.
>>2855473
look at the page media and get the url from there
>>2855484
I want to get the URL from a tumblr video so I can share it directly, but I don't know how.
>>2854211
>>2855046
thank you.. working on that all the time.. it is a struggle but I am always trying to use references and study when possible.. want to get in shape ASAP so I can do requests again, still feel kind of burnout because the computer problems all week
>>2855079
hmm.. it is your right to dislike my stuff, Anon
>>2855473
>>2855591
I do not think it is possible, it will always show the OP
>>2855603
by the way, I tried to install some nice program an Anon showed me days ago and.. failed.. anyway, thank you for the suggestion
>>2855591
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o73ze8Ic9l1rpnnlc.mp4
>>2855653
Thanks, how did you get it?´
>>2855659
page source
>>2855669
And how do you access that?
>>2855699
>locate mouse
>right click
>>2855699
Jesus Christ, are you 10?
>page source
dude, you can access that with a right click from any browser and look for the mp4 file
>>2854155
Anyone got a link to him/his work? I'm having trouble finding his stuff.
anyone here even knows how to use Google?
http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/
for fuck's sake
>>2853315
Obligatory.
>>2855747
All I had was that he was called "BM" was on tumblr, and did SU art. That is an impossibly low amount of info to find him with!
Thanks for the link, tho.
>>2855792
You had a freaking picture to GRIS.
>>2855747
What the fuck are you mad abuot now?
>>2855844
fuck off Lapis
>>2855835
It's fine, I don't have much experience with webbrowsers other than surfing the web.
>>2855813
Shit, you're right. Didn't think of that.
Love you /sug/
I hope you are all having a great weekend. You all certainly deserve some down time
>>2855898
Thank you.
>>2855898
Thanks!
>>2853401
There is some pretty fantastic Stevidot porn, so cute that I can't fap to it, can't post either cuz shota.
>>2856044
How is porn cute?
These two look so adorable together.
>>2856058
Yes, but these two are even more adorable.
>>2856058
>Lapis gets saved, is about to have a redemption arc
>Jasper just falls into a hole
Jesus. I wonder how the jasperfags took this.
>>2856044
You can post it man, this is trash
>>2856111
Post it on imgur
>>2856058
>>2856094
They responded to a lot of obvious bait. Some artists on tumblr cried about her dying.
>>2856044
At least link, or something. SShota is besst.
>>2856094
I'm not a jasperfag, but it was a pretty fucking stupid way to handle things. Even bubbling her would have been better.
>>2856052
depends on the characters.
>Peri- Cute, passionate
>Pearl- Hot, submissive
>Amy- Hot, slutty
>Garnet- Beautiful, dominant
What say you?
>>2856074
This is so OOC it hurts.
>>2856094
Could be worse. At least Jaspy is far away from that pretty blue gem for now.
>>2856156
Is this more in character?
>>2856074
>>2856141
They already used "Steven frees a bubbled enemy" on Peridot.
Try not to be retarded.
>>2855723
its she http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/
>>2856177
>They can only use a plot device once.
Maybe you should take your own advice.
>>2856175
It's cute tho
>>2856164
Aren't proxies, human or not, illegal to use here?
>>2856111
I got banned last time.
>>2856139
Here you go.
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Peridot/1
>Pic related
LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!
>>2855898
How'd you like them new episodes?
>reusing plotlines is better than doing something different
>talking shit about events that haven't happened yet
I don't know why I even bother replying sometimes.
>>2856234
>I got banned last time
>posts /ss/
Absolute madman!
>>2856234
dude, you should delete it
shota/loli isn't allowed in here and you'll get banned...
>>2856169
>>2856259
Ahem, I SAID Leroy Jenkins. I've made my choice.
>>2856225
As far as I know it is against the rules to use proxies, especially for ban evasion. But that seems to only refer to technical proxies, as in the kind that you use on a computer. I don't recall ever reading that it is against the rules to have someone post on your behalf, but I could be wrong about that.
>>2856284
The cutest.
>>2856284
Jasper's face looks like it was drawn by Akira Toriyama
Anyone else think the way Steven handled the cluster was stupid?
You've got this thing made of countless shattered gems that have long forgotten their forms, forced together in some terrifying abyss filled with the cacophonous lamentations of a million other shattered gems wanting to be whole, and Steven just tells them to be friends with each other? Is every major fucking conflict in this show going to be solved by this just be friends bullshit?
>>2856341
>Anyone else think the way Steven handled the cluster was stupid?
No, there really was no other way it could've been handled with.
>>2856288
Well as long as no one reports you no mod is going to monitor this thread
>>2856352
What really? hahaha fucking shit
Not only we managed to have 2 generals up, we are pretty much free here to do as we want
>>2856341
>Is every major fucking conflict in this show going to be solved by this just be friends bullshit?
Pretty much, so if you don't like it just drop the show at this point.
>>2856341
I didn't mind him solving it peacefully, but the way they outright phrased it as "it just wanted company" was really hard to swallow
>>2856186
Thx
Is this how Jasper gets redeemed?
>>2856392
>"it just wanted company"
Yeah, that was pretty stupid. All the thousands or more gems that were there just happened to want company?
>>2856381
We are in an unlisted board that most don't seem to know about, hidden amongst furry shit and hunger game threads. No mod would come here unless summoned
>>2856507
Good point.
Funny enough, we're maintaining more or less the same number of IPs from the hiatus. Nothing changed, it's comfy as heaven in here.
>>2856341
I feel like that can't be it, you can't have all this hype around the Cluster for it to end so fast and simply. It reminded of what the writers for AT like to do and I do not want that.
>>2856341
I'd think it was stupid if telling the cluster to befriend itself was all it took, but that only worked for a whopping five seconds.
That in addition to not wanting to destroy the planet because its made of Crystal Gems, and then learning how to bubble was good enough for me.
It it too much to ask for more Pearlven porn to be made?
>>2856234
>/ss/
>>2856582
I think you need to kill yourself.
>>2856502
>Despite everything, Steven still shows her kindness.
He truly is a hero.
>>2856575
yes
>>2856588
You first pedoshit
>>2856588
I've never seen a pro-/ss/ anon tell an anti-/ss/ anon to kill themselves.
Ha, that's weird. How does that even happen?
>>2856598
Why?
>>2856074
she would make him strong i know that
I hope we can go the entire bomb without any Connie.
Please tell me there's no Connie bullshit like a Stevonnie episode or whatever coming up. Fuck Connie, seriously.
>>2856502
She won't be redeemed at all.
>>2856660
In the real way, or is that still Pearl's job?
>>2856663
>Fuck Connie
Steven will
>>2856660
She's train him and help him be a real Quartz.
>>2856542
Of course that's not it. I refuse to believe anybody who watches this show thinks the cluster is over and done with, that it won't be brought up or seen again.
You'd have to be a very special kind of stupid.
pls
>>2856690
No, you're not me!
>>2856660
If Jasper would toughen up Steven I would gladly accept her as a regular character.
Could someone please stitch the comic here?
http://tashiecake.tumblr.com/post/143707646491/be-the-one-who-nurtures-and-builds-be-the-one
>>2856632
That is really weird.
>>2856732
Why the fuck is he crying.
God I hate the fanart for this show.
>>2856708
I am you, and you are me.
>>2856704
>fangfags.png
>>2856632
Some kind of weird child labor censorship?
>>2856676
swol city baby
>With those occasional breaks so he can rest
>>2856747
Yeah, Steven never cries. He's too macho.
(Where the fuck do "fans" like this come from?)
>>2856798
>(Where the fuck do "fans" like this come from?)
/pol/
>>2856798
Come on, Steven, just earlier today you were crying about snakes.
>>2856771
*kanaynays into thread*
>>2856632
Wtf lol
It must be because the song is foreshadowing too heavily
Would Steven love Peridot more if she had big boobs?
>>2856814
LEAVE
>>2856828
No. Flat chests are better.
>>2856828
Steven isn't a boob man, he's a giant woman man, like his dad.
>>2856859
Giant woman means giant boobs
>>2856856
fucking agreed
>>2856632
Is Ian back working on the show? I've noticed that lately he keeps using pronouns like us/we when referring to the show.
>>2856880
Giant woman means giant everything, not just boobs.
>>2856829
don't touch me pleb
>>2856859
Shit, you're right, why didn't I think of that?
>>2856814
homestuck pls go
hussie already released you from your enslavement
>>2856889
After this event he's not executive producer anymore, but still worked on the show in later episodes in some other position for a while still
>>2856892
Giant penis, too?
O n i o n
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>>2856954
Is it morally okay to fug onion?
>>2856955
YES
>>2856996
He is a autistic child.
>>2856996
Yes, in fact you're morally obligated to.
>>2856996
No, Onion fugs you.
>>2856996
Yeah
he's not fuggable like his older bro Sour Cream though.
>>2856996
Maybe?
It only looks like a 12 year old kid, but is he really human?
>>2857008
So it is okay to fug onion then?
>>2857021
Fuck you
Lappy Feet are for ______
>>2856996
Onion fucks you, you don't fuck him.
>>2857041
shoes
>>2856996
His bro is hotter, but this speedo image. I don't know, man.
>>2857041
footfags get out
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2857041
fuck off
Whats with the recent rule34 of Ronaldo fucking some random chick?
>>2857033
Eat a dick creep.
>>2857075
What's with you not just posting it since this is /trash/?
>>2857086
Says the guy posting an image from that disgusting SF flash
>>2857075
A femanon actually wanted a pic of herself being fucked by Ronaldo.
>>2857075
It's her self insert OC http://lizardgarbage.tumblr.com/
>>2857106
What the fuck, man...
>>2856153
>pearl
>submissive
>>2857128
Yeah, I'm kinda cringing at the IRL female that wants to get fugged by Ronaldo. Like imagine what she looks like. What she smells like.
>>2857096
>>2857106
Why does this person exist?
>>2857106
>Side NSFW blog for a disgusting thirsty lizard alien
>lizard alien
>a reptilian otherkin is shipping herself with Ronaldo
Okay, that's pretty funny.
>>2856910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHnKT_2u64
>>2857106
This is just odd.
>>2857041
walking
>>2857156
I'ma level with you right now. I didn't actually know that. I was just trolling.
But fuck. It's true.
>>2857132
>You
>Not retarded
>>2857153
Considering the way she draws herself, she probably smells like period blood, onions, fryer grease, and sweat.
>>2857128
I love Ronaldo and even I'm creeped out by uh.. that.
She draws cute stuff on her SFW blog so I don't mind though.
>>2857156
Female chubfags are a thing, anon.
>>2857174
Haha
She must've wrote the creepy letter to Ronaldo.
>>2857207
what`s wrong with onions, anon?
>>2857201
AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!
>>2857207
Ugh. I've smelt women like that before. Most of them with mental issues like bipolar or depression, most self-harm.
I'd rather be in a room with somebody who reeks of liquor than that.
>>2857128
I've seen worse
>>2857276
Like what?
>>2857249
One of these days these feet are gonna drown two children
>>2857207
Period blood doesn't smell any different from all the other blood. Actually, does blood smell at all?
>>2857286
undertale scat, homestuck feet porn, other weird fetish stuff
>>2857207
Other than the period blood that's probably what the entire Fryman family smells like.
>>2857304
It does if the girl doesn't clean her vageyser properly.
The /co/ threads have gone to shit again.
>>2857304
It smells of copper, yes.
>>2857041
Licking.
>>2857325
Are the anti-Stevenfags on the loose again?
>>2857334
Its just post after post talking about cucking and ntr.
>>2857304
femanon here, period blood does have a distinct smell, I can always tell if somebody is their period if they don't wear perfume or wash properly.
>>2857304
There are people who haven't ever smelled blood?
>>2857343
I can't believe there are people who unironically like those fetishes.
>>2857350
>"Its blood, there was blood in the box!"
>>2857180
you fuckers deserve it
>>2857350
thanks anon.
i learned something new today.
>>2857343
Well it's not much better here, what with the menstrual blood.
fuck Ronaldo
>>2853315
I regret nothing.
>>2857350
I am a femanon myself and sorta confused now
>>2857350
How the fuck can you tell
I'm never going outside again
>>2857352
Yes because it doesn't have any smell
>>2857350
I thank sweet baby jesus every day that I don't have to have a period. I mean damn.
I'm gonna ship adult Steven with all the Gems and Connie at once and nobody is going to stop me.
>>2857350
another femanon
yeah lol it smells the same as regular blood
...what are you, a dog?
>>2857412
Period blood does smell, what's confusing about it? Doesn't smell so different than normal blood though.
Now, it smells pretty bad if the person doesn't change, though, I dont notice if people wash and change properly.
>>2857408
You shouldn't
>>2857420
My nose knows, sorry for informing you anon
>>2857451
It smells like a combination of vaginal scent and blood usually, plus some sanitary product perfume. I have a very sensitive nose.
Blood is fucking weird.
>>2857507
Human bodies are weird in general.
>>2857507
like u
>all these femanon
What the fuck. I thought you were all guys?
Disco here.
I don't suppose you want a draw request?
I might have enough time for one or two.
>>2857546
Adult Steven with a horsecock.
>>2857546
Connie and Steven introducing their newborn to Peridot.
>>2857470
Maybe my smelling powers don't work, but any blood doesn't have any smell.
>>2857560
Aww, I second
>>2857542
We can be anything you want, anon-kun.
>>2857546
Peridot tempted to kiss Steven's lips as she watches him sleep in "Super Watermelon Island".
>>2857564
blood certainly has a smell man
>>2857542
It's Steven Universe thread, I guess there are at least 40% femanons here.
>>2857564
Blood has a really weird smell, it's kind of hard to notice at first but once you're around it enough you'll notice it.
>>2857635
Anon, spoilers don't work here.
All those people who knows how blood smells, where do you even get enough to smell?
>>2857106
Well, not the weirdest thing I've seen. I wish I had enough money to commission pictures of my ideal self fucking the gems
>>2857614
But people here are constantly posting porn and pictures of gems with dicks and fantasizing about how they want to get raped by Jasper.
>>2857654
i forgot i was in the devil's land
>>2857658
Maybe have Peridot flashback to that moment as she sees the baby.
>>2857665
i get injured a lot
>>2857665
I smelled it for the first time when my Grandmother's bitch had a litter. Shit stank for a week
>>2857665
Bloody noses?
>>2857665
When I was young my dad injured his leg really badly so he had to go to the hospital to get surgery. I wanted to watch. Really bad decision.
>>2857665
car accident, dead pet, almost cutting my arm off with a chainsaw
dental work, when they pull your wisdom teeth it bleeds for weeks afterwards
>>2857665
I work as a nurse
>>2857671
>how they want to get fucked by Jasper
>femanons
What's wrong with it? I have a thing for big strong ladies. And Jasper/small gems porn are kinda good for self insert.
>>2857665
I'm constantly ill so I throw up blood every once in a while. Also I get my blood sampled every month or so.
>>2857635
>it smells sweet to me, sometimes heady
>very appetizing compared to regular blood
These are the people I spend my time talking to.
>>2857767
What about JasperxSteven porn?
>>2857782
blush = god
>>2857665
had a sensitive nose, lived in California and dried my nose right up, cracked all the time and I would bleed for long ass time
Filled a towel, either light a fire and burn the inside of my nose to cauterise or die from blood loss
>>2857665
I get wounded defending my waifu from IRL bullies.
Nah I'm kidding, I have no idea what blood smells like. I can, however, tell you what a big strong muscular girl like Jasper smells like after a workout. The answer is not good.
Not good.
Does Joe Johnston and Jeff Liu storyboard the best Peridot?
>>2857847
>>2857767
You must love Orange Kisses stuff
>>2857823
I like Pauls Peri's myself.
>>2857821
You have to be attracted to the woman in the first place
>>2857866
Assuming that Steven's Stand would be named 「Kiss From a Rose」, what would it's battle cry be? Hard mode: no ORA.
>>2857875
Really? I think that might be my least favorite Peridot.
>>2857927
[kek]DORA[/just kidding]
>>2857791
Obviously I don't care
>>2857859
Yeas, some of that is really good, especially if there aren't any dicks
>>2857823
would i be a faggot if i said zuke
>>2857969
>aren't any dicks
mah nigra
>>2857991
yeah but I agree with you
>>2857991
Not more of a faggot than usual.
>>2857094
HUH
>>2857969
Who is that with Jasper?
>>2858010
>>2858087
>implying /sug/ isn't faggot club already
>>2856284
>>2858082
Lapis
Guys, I killed him, the deed is done
If you need anything specific found in the next 15 minutes or so speak up
>>2857106
>she gets to fuck Osomatsu while I don't.
>>2858239
A livestream of your suicide.
>>2858238
kill who?
Anyone have that picture that depicts Lapis with various penises, one of them being a tentacle dick?
>>2858257
Polyle, he was becoming too /tlhg/ so he had to go.
>>2858272
>>2858287
I need it for reference material.
>>2858282
who
>>2858272
It's on xxxubbles tumblr.
>>2858282
Oh godamnit man, don't say it here then.
>>2858282
Don't bring that shit here man. We don't want to hear about it
>>2858309
Got it, thanks
>>2858282
Dude delete this, that's cool but that'll just bring attention here
>>2858282
Who are they?
>>2858128
>>2858239
Steven.
>>2858243
How would you draw yourself?
I know Jasperdemption is unlikely but what are the alternatives to it?
>Jasper tries to help Yellow Diamond, YD hears about her fusing with another gem and shatters her
>Jasper somehow gets off planet, maybe on one of YD's ships?
>Jasper tries to fuse with the Cluster only for it to forcefully poof her and overpower her as it fuses her gem with the rest of it.
>Jasper gets poofed and bubbled.
>>2857542
I thought you wanted a lot of smaller women, Marty?
>>2857106
this is hilarious
>>2858461
>Jasper tries to help Yellow Diamond, YD hears about her fusing with another gem and
punishes her little quartz bitch
>>2858461
>Jasperdemption is unlikely
You seriously think they're gonna redeem the Lovecraftian abomination but not Jasper?
>>2858455
Simplified version of myself. A caricature
>>2858530
That pic just makes me feel bad for Jasper, honestly.
>>2858461
Steven finds Jasper with a cracked Gem and he heals her.
>>2858553
He's not serious. I thought we all knew this by now.
Disco here.
Internet is going off and on.
I will try to post/do the requests when I can.
>>2858530
Jasper is not for rape, she is for love and understanding.
http://6060roro.tumblr.com/post/144370435012
Another update.
>>2858608
I realize most of it is shitposting, but that doesn't mean all of it is.
>>2858595
I think hes going to keep a eye on her as a watermelon, calm her and let her know about love, life and death and birth, and maybe peace and war on the planet earth
seriously, we all know jasper will become vegeta
I finally got a pic of Steven with a tentadick and a vagina. I wonder what other headcanons there are for the Gems that haven't been applied to Steven yet.
>>2858666
Satan is telling lies.
DON'T FALL FROM THE WAY
>>2858695
Nice try, Matt, but we all know you're the only liar around here.
>>2858572
Don't feel bad, it's the greatest honor for a loyal soldier to serve her Diamond that way.
>>2858635
Oh please, it's not rape.
>>2858648
I imagine Jasper and Rose might have gotten along if there was no war.
>>2858687
that drawing looks hideous senpai
I told you that Steven would suck Pearl's dick.
>>2858648
I think she already knows plenty about death and war.
There are two types of people in /sug/. The type who think Jasper is dead, or at the very least nonredeemable, and those who have autism.
Get ready for the Lapis arc bitches.
>>2858553
Yeah but the abomination never asked for this.
Jasper did ask for this. She's evil.
>>2858738
Don't be rude to our drawfriends
>>2858766
Lapis fad is back, people. Put the green dorito back in her drawer.
>>2858766
>Those with good taste and those who like Lapis
Fixed that for you, not surprising that I had to considering you're a Lapisfag.
>>2858777
>jasper is evil
>>2858818
What's the little pink ball thing supposed to be?
>>2858766
Our time has come again, Lapisfags. Too long have we sat in the shadow as our waifu was relentlessly hated upon.
No longer. Lapisfags will grow as the Perifags have grown, thanks to this bomb.
>>2858831
So you'll get autism?
>>2858731
War is not a problem, if one is really up to something
>>2858818
You can tell by the way she talks. Pure hatred. Pure villain. If she wasn't a villain, she wouldn't have fallen into that hole.
She would be on the path to redemption, like Lapis. However instead of redemption, she has fallen deeper into evilness. It's symbolic, you see.
>>2858766
fuck off lapis
Do you think Becky had a good day today?
Nyong is drunk but he drew something cool.
>>2858687
>someone coloured my request
I'm feeling like a spoiled, rich kid.
>>2858855
To shitpost in /sug/ in the first place means you have autism
It just depends on the flavor
>>2858766
The salt of the Lapis-haters is going to be fun next week.
>>2858902
Dang that's rough
In both ways
>>2858902
>>2858902
>if we're going to be this thing together, why don't we have some fun
>malachite begins maaturbating
>>2858878
you have autism, you can tell by the way you talk. pure autism. pure retardedness. if you weren't an autie, wouldn't post shit like that
What's the point of shitposters replying to shitposters and pretending anyone else is involved in the conversation?
>>2858902
>someone else thinks "I'm impressed blah blah" was Jasper's line.
>>2858902
Koreans can't hold alcohol at all
>>2858978
None of the conversation works if it was the other way around.
>>2858978
Are you literally retarded?
>>2858997
why not
>>2858978
Jesus. The show goes out of it's way to show that it is indeed Jasper being the big evil baddie yet you hold out hope that somehow it's an elaborate ruse by Lapis. Give it up. Jasper is the bad guy. And she's gone now, thank fuck. Time for some best gem action.
>>2856094
It was actually fucking golden. Watching all the Jasperfags get btfo was like Christmas to me
>>2859016
>Time for some best gem action.
Hit the Diamond isn't for quite some time, though.
>>2858959
Posting has changed. ID-tagged anons carry ID-tagged shitposters, use ID-tagged bait. Argumentation fallacies inside their minds enhance and regulate their replying.
>>2859028
I said best gem, not a meme gem like Ruby.
>>2859042
>meme gem
I don't even need to say anything, the irony just speaks for itself.
>>2857106
Oh God
>>2857420
>implying you went outside in the first place
>>2857564
Not really a pungent smell until there's a lot but hey it tastes good
>there's an anon in this thread right now who will sniff your vagina
>>2859159
Blood doesn't taste good, it tastes awful.
>>2859161
Nah, vaginas are gross
>>2858804
>implying I'm a Lapisfag
anon I'm only in it for the depression desu senpai
I'm an integral part of the Cold Tea Brigade
>>2859196
>not having a vagina fetish
Good luck reproducing.
>>2859191
I like the way it tastes, but not in a psycho way.
Iron's just always tasted nice to me and blood has just the right amount.
>>2859161
Are you cute? I'll do more than sniff it.
>>2859161
>going near women
What, you think I'm some sort of loser without a crippling fear of intimacy and closeness of any sort?
hahahaha
hahah
haa...
>>2859191
Depends on the situation. I certainly wouldn't sit down and have a nice bowl of blood soup. I'm not fucking Polish.
>>2857106
>Creating NSFW art of your OC fucking any of the gems
Pretty autistic but completely understandable.
>Creating NSFW art of your OC fucking Ronaldo
This defies all reason. Really fucking why?
>>2859161
I mean, why not
>>2859219
>vagina fetish
Proof that the Internet has made us all retarded.
>>2859196
they're gross. absolutely serious
>>2859227
>gem licking
OHH BOY that is great. Gotta love fetishes that are SU specific, like getting intimate and unintentionally fusing
>>2859161
And you'll never even know that I smelled your moist nether lips.
>>2859275
SU is a fucking fetish goldmine.
>>2859219
>vagina fetish
>>2859275
I'll post it again for you.
>>2859275
Gems poofing from getting too aroused just makes me go nnnnnngh
>>2859318
Guys, I think I have a boob fetish. Is something wrong with me?
>>2859304
>he doesn't know that vaginas are in
You came out of one
It's like you guys aren't straight or something
>>2859336
Yeah, it means you caught the homosex. I'm so sorry.
>>2859238
>I'm not fucking Polish
God damn Polish jokes are almost as funny as Italian bashing.
>>2859338
Look up the definition of "fetish" and realize why you're retarded.
>>2859336
No, that's fine too.
>>2859338
rock fuckers at best
>>2858855
I keep this in my "Wat" folder.
>>2859359
>he doesn't fetish vaginas
look at you, just look at you
>>2859386
Being obsessed with vagina isn't abnormal or kinky, faggot.
>>2859401
but vaginas are gross
Does Steven have a vagina fetish?
>>2859327
That third panel is hilarious, like an old cartoon
>>2859001
Care to explain?
>>2859401
>he doesn't even fetish buildings
nah m8, I am in control
>see a gif of a building being destoryed as a kid
>get one of my first erections
>get a little older and just try to rub out to one
And that's how it begins
>>2859543
So how was 9/11 for you?
>>2859543
How do you feel about the lady who married the Berlin wall
>>2859575
>>2859590
gave me a giggle m80s
>>2859575
>>2859590
How do you marry a wall
>>2859621
Write your name on it.
If she agrees, kiss it three times.
If not, draw an x and move on for the other wall bangers.
I love strong, tall buildings.
>>2859614
>fear boners
Now how is this one an evolutionary advantage
>>2859621
Very carefully.
>>2859684
Amazonians demand you get it up or you get put down
Fear happens
Erection saves the day.
>>2859621
Draw a bride/groom on it and find a sufficiently drunk priest.
Deleting a post doesn't remove it from archives.
You wound me /sug/
>>2859684
As coined by Phillip J Fry, the emotion is called "scaroused"
>>2859755
Is it better if I don't know who you are?
>>2859755
What?
>>2859730
>erection saves the day
It's a good mantra
>>2859755
Can you at least try to do the cool signature instead?
I don't think you're known here because most people on /trash/ started posting porn from november and onward
*subarus inna thread*
>>2859870
Thank god for Steven's penis!
>>2859614
fear boners are really confusing desu
>>2860088
Well, men can get boners from adrenalin too.
>>2860131
Are you saying that girls can't?
>>2860168
Girls can't get boners because they don't have penises.
>>2860168
Last I checked, girls don't have dicks.
>>2860180
>>2860188
Peridot is an exception, she can have a penis if she really wants to because she can shapeshift.
>>2860180
>>2860184
You guys ever meet a cute one that does, let me know.
I like to imagine Pearl desperately trying to find a replacement for Rose with adult Steven and then ending up really loving him for who he really is.
>>2860237
I ate one's ass and sucked her dick. But she hates me now so
>>2860237
But I don't date men with tits.
>>2860200
What is she wraps her tentacle around your shaft and the tip is like a pair of lips gently closing around your head? Like a pump.
>>2860247
>she
Sorry, that was a dude.
>>2860247
I thought we were talking about girls with penises.
>>2860257
I'm sure Steven loves it when she does that to him.
>>2860247
Why does she hate you?
Reminder
>>2860277
No.
Look man, I don't hate trans chicks or dudes, do whatever you want. But it's a turnoff to me.
>>2860180
Well, I'm a mayonnaise and I have a penis, so why can't a girl?
>>2860298
I dunno. Kept up with her after it happened, everything was going well, then she just completely blocked me out of her life. I mean, I'm used to being used and abused, so it's not that big of a deal. I just wish I knew what went wrong.
I tried to reconnect with her a few months ago via snapchat but she just blocked me out again. Oh well.
>>2860319
It's okay man, no one's asking you to be turned on by them. You do what makes you happy.
>>2860378
The biggest problem for me is that they used to be a guy. I can't fap to genderswap stuff either.
Then there's (pre-op) no vagina or (post-op) no penis. Defeats the purpose.
>>2860422
I kek'd.
>>2860484
I'm glad I'll never have to see this here again.
>>2860434
I mean at one point they were a guy, but they probably identified as a female long, long before the transition was made and before they even knew.
Honest to God my biggest thing with trans people isn't the whole "hurr durr chick with a dick" thing, it's more of the fact that I'm extremely turned on by the quality of character one has. The amount of personal turmoil and struggle a transgender person has to go through in this culture is enough to either make someone break down and give up, or make them stronger than any man I've ever met. I respect it so much.
But yes, I also do like penis.
>>2860422
Wait who's the guy and who's the girl
>>2860515
Matt is the one fucking the SU Fanbase
>>2860528
Ok but does he have the penis or the vagina
>>2860534
Matt has the penis
>>2860561
Oh alright.
>>2860561
Have you seen Matt's penis?
>>2860573
No spoilers
>>2860611
best ship right their
>>2860611
But Lion is for Melondog
Will Steven learn to make clothes with his powers later?
>>2860716
Melondog is shit! Lion deserves better than that thing.
Reminder
>>2860759
Yeah, he deserves Steven.
>>2860738
Yeah, but he'll probably just make his usual outfit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKxrgiS48k&feature=youtu.be
>>2855252
you made me mad
>>2856856
muhh nigga
>>2857132
pearls are slaves
of course they are submissive