Zootopia Thread: blowjob Edition Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
Blowjob edition is a good edition.
>OP has the paste bin
Awww yis
>>2794606
No.
That thread doesn't even show up in the catalog. It's intentionally "hidden" because the fags over there want it to be some weird "in" group thing.
>>2794606
split sucks but that shit doesn't even show with a proper search, who the hell looks for zot instead of zoo or zoot
>>2794606
Your shit tier thread doesn't search out properly, dear.
>>2794618
That 'secret thread' is 16 fucking hours old, its from the -J shitpost spam, no one is trying to derail now
>>2794606
What? spam them with images so they hit the cap quicker?
>>2794632
wasn't even my thread, I found it out of catalog and scanned the OP
didn't noticed they'd deliberately fucked the thread name
Stealth splits are more cancer than actual splits so yeah ignore that
Wew lads
this thread is gay, the other has activity
>>2794632
Why aren't there any good earjob pictures with Judy and Nick?
>>2794689
Fuck if I know, mate.
I just want more Judy in bondage.
>>2794689
they don't ear you
Please, more fit bun!
>>2794689
only have the nobby one, don't really see the appeal
>>2793988
Is there any reason we haven't had and cute pictures with the two other kids in the play?
>>2794742
Yes. Exactly this.
I need more of it.
Just imagine how soft her ears must feel on your dick, wrapping around your shaft and giving it a good tug.
>>2794622
gotta search for zoot
y'know
in case the other trash zoo topic is up
last thing we wanna be confused with is animal fuckers
>>2794689
>>2794816
wat
>>2794782
nope not getting it but then again i'm of the fags who would rather have her on top
>>2794772
At least Sunny Day is getting us more of Judy's childhood friends.
>TFW you have to watch your sister making out with a cute bunny girl
Blowies.
>>2794905
>>2794772
i want to know the future of this one
>>2794907
>>2794618
how do you even hide a thread on here?
>>2794977
people will usually find a certain thread by looking it up on catalog, they will usually find zootopia threads by typing in zoo or zootopia. the thread's name was intentionally misspelled so it's harder to find
>>2794977
People are claiming its hidden because OP was a fag and misspelled 'Zootopia' as 'Zotopia'. They think it was on purpose
>>2795035
Either way, I support staying in this thread and letting the other thread die off.
I just got back from my lunch break, lurked longer than I should've, and I only had a chance to sketch one picture.
6/10 hours to go.. I should've strapped steel beams to the back of my legs.
post wolfs
I'm off to work.
Let the good times roll, /ztp/
POST MORE HOT MOMS
>>2795083
Sorry pal
time for wolfs is : Never
>>2795097
Now do they make out or...?
>>2795058
The other thread is at 150 posts, this is at 40
Just go to the other thread and stop being an autist. This one will be waiting. It was just a typo
>>2795104
shush you
>>2795149
nah
>Judy not kissing this poor kid
WAY TO BREAK HIS HEART.
>>2795102
DFC Mrs. Wilde is superior desu
>>2795197
Bet you a dollar he goes home and frustratedly jerks off to his older brothers hidden copy of BurrowBabes quarterly.
>>2795240
He grew up in Bunnyburrow, ten to one he's got a bunny fetish. I'm not surprised.
>>2795162
yes
>>2795197
>Judy
>Kissing a jagged jaw
I hope not
>>2795260
nope
>>2795162
>>2795278
Here we go
>>2795257
>He didn't seem too upset about making out with the other rabbit. Kinda gay even.
Looked like a defiant/angry response. He was making eye contact with Judy the whole time. Sort of like a "see?!"
>>2795306
He looked pretty happy when she made out with her friend
>>2795083
>>2795267
Literally why the fuck did they invite a predator to their little makeout session or whatever it's supposed to be? You have 2 bunnies, 2 sheep, a deer, and a fucking pred. Why?? Is he like some token pred to prove they're not racist? Does sexual awakening in Zootopia come with mandatory affirmative action?
Can someone post the new Weaver comic thus far?
>>2795314
This is a bit too gay for me and I'm a gayfag.
And this is even without the bulges
>>2795323
It's tokenism. Like, literally just there out of obligation.
Zootpia? More like cucktopia
>>2795326
>>2795314
10/10 wolfs
>>2795374
>>2795390
>>2794689
Could Nick use his tail to give someone a tailjob?
Am I an autist if I pretend you're all animals? It makes the thread more comfy
>>2795333
>This is a bit too gay for me and I'm a gayfag.
Hmm. Your queerness might need some recalibrating.
>>2795314
Has there been an uncensored version of that pic of them fucking popped up anywhere yet?
>>2795401
usually when you post them in order, that means the next one is comming
>>2795463
nope he just asked for it
>>2795428
Nah not really, but if you try interacting with everyone as if they actually were anumals unironically you dip pretty far into the 'tism.
Favorite scene/character in the movie. Go!
>>2795463
>>2795433
Nah, I jerked off to the fic of them last night, just that image is a bit too gay in the wrong way
>>2795428
yes, definitely autistic, but if it's comfy it's good
there's been a lack of comfy
just don't try and force rp on non-rpers,
and try and post good content if you must rp
>>2795411
>>2795374
which are male and which are female?
>>2795484
>Favorite scene/character in the movie. Go!
Nick and Judy tied for favorite character.
Favorite scene was the sky tram scene because it perfectly encapsulated both of their characters and revealed something both behind their outer impressions and about their interactions with each other.
>>2795428
Do whatever you want here. I don't judge. Whatever makes you comfy.
>>2795485
hnf dat vibri
you sexy vibrating singing crack bunny line princess
>>2795499
Judy and the black sheep are girls. The four kids they're meeting up with are all boys.
>>2795428
Well the random animal selector says I'm a rhino.
>Too big for 99% of the animals in Zootopia.
It's not like I wanted my options to be limited or anything. Though I guess Rhinos are kinda cool so it's not too bad.
>>2795484
Bridge scene.
>Judys emotions get pushed over the edge not at her saying Nick can hate her forever but when she says he can walk away.
If they don't have feelings for each other in a sequel I am going to be extremely unpleasant and probably cry about it on the internet.
>>2795446
yes
>>2795500
How about side characters then? I really liked the sound effects kid in the play at the start myself.
>>2795528
you know you get 2 re-rolls right?
>>2795500
Nick standing up to Bogo was pretty bad as of him. Glad he got sympathy for Judy
>>2795535
his name is bobby catmull, was a bobcat in an earlier draft
he cool
>>2795428
Pretending we're animals is actually kinda cute, so long as you don't think we're really non-human animals in human bodies. Cause that is pretty autistic.
>>2795569
Nah. That would be ultra autistic.
>>2795529
My hero, thank you!
>>2795549
Do they fuck?
>>2795557
Didn't know that, but I'd feel bad just ditching Rhino.
>>2795528
They set up deep feelings for each other it seems. Feels heavily implied they like each other so I gotta agree with you if they manage a sequel.
>>2795569
yeah, that would be pretty autistic.
>>2795542
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING FOX ONE MORE TIME
>>2795566
I'm not good at remembering all the names but thanks for the reminder. I need to get better at it after seeing it a bunch of times.
>>2795599
You can't hide from QT fox.
>>2795585
is this a model from the early scripts of the movie?
>>2795569
I'm fine with whatever. If I don't like it I can just ignore it. Not going to complain and annoy people further. I stick to fanfics and image saving.
>>2795619
Yes
>>2795599
what you gonna do ? turn gay ? he has that effect on people
>>2795615
The fucker just exudes pure sex
>>2795497
I know that source, you motherfucker.
>>2795542
>a naked Nick will never give you this look as he asks whether or not you are going to follow him to the bedroom
Why even go on living lads
>>2795628
>>2795585
It's so sad to think all that interesting alternative work will never see the light of day
>>2795670
Hopefully they make a book / short-film of some sort with the original plot.
Which one of you fuckers wrote this? The avatar was done by a drawfag here so I know it was one of you
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11941575/1/Writing-advice
>>2795428
Nah man its fine. The rping was pretty comfy, as long as you don't force it, is all good.
>>2795667
So you can dream about him with us
>>2795628
can you tell me please where to get them?
>>2795688
Unlikely, but we are getting deleted scenes from that version on the bluray
But yeah, i would like it if we got something professional with the old plot
>>2795711
Documentary
>>2795688
I really hope so. It just looks so utterly different from how the movie turned out, and that fascinates me - what could have been and all that crap.
>>2795711
First one was from a promo that ran on Disney channel. No audio or anything, just the clip of him rubbing his neck
Second image was from the documentary
>>2795711
The pic was taken from a part of the documentary "imagining zootopia"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu3qJi0aPY
>>2795731
thanks
>>2795720
I wonder if they had any idea how much people would latch onto the old concept.
I wonder how they feel about that. If they are annoyed or whether they like how much everyone likes the proto-zootopia
I suppose if they were annoyed, they wouldn't keep releasing new material about the old draft.
>>2795712
I just want Nick and Judy together romantically. That's like the only thing I want from this fantasy world they created because everything else is perfect in the sense that to change anything else drastically would ruin it. But them two? Goddammit I'm a lost cause.
>>2795670
Yeah once I learned this wasn't the original script I really liked the other take on it with collars. Too dark to be Disney though.
>>2795748
I think the film we got was a better one. I give a shit about the world, about Zootopia the city, more than I would have before. With how lovely it is and how much detail went into how the city itself has to function, it'd be a shame if I just didn't give a fuck about the residents or city at all. Cause in the old draft I really wouldn't. I'd just feel bad for all the preds and not give a fuck about anything but the fox and bun.
>>2795765
one deleted scene supossedly is judy presenting nick to her parents, probably nothing but we can dream
>>2795765
Well theres always the sequel
And honestly, considering how much outcry there is for it, I'd be surprised if they don't get together in the sequel. Its what basically everyone wants. Even Rich ships them
>>2795783
I think that the old draft had the potentialy to be something special, but it just wouldn't work as a disney movie I don't think. And one of the base goals the creators had was to make you love the city which just wouldn't be possible with the collars, so getting rid of them was the logical thing to do.
They made the right decision to rewrite it, but I still wish the old draft could get made somehow. Hopefully while targeting an older audience. Not R rated of course, more like PG13
>>2795797
Well from the sound of the scene description, its more like Judy's family shows up at her apartment without warning and see Nick there.
>>2795748
I may sound like I shouldn't be here - but the movie wasn't nearly as good as I thought it should have been. The plot just felt a little thin.
The characters are great, which is kind of why I'm here, but I feel that if the old concept was there, from what I've read of it at least, that may have been more enjoyable possibly?
I could understand why people may not want the old concept to come about, too many people would cry 'edgy', which would kind of be understandable - but it just seemed a bit.. I don't know, deeper maybe?
I'm just rambling at this point. Time to draw a fox wanting to go back to the hustle.
>>2795083
All righty.
So as much as I dig
fluffy sappy wildehopps shipping in my poison, sometimes I like a fanfic that makes me feel like absolute shit. Something so edgy it makes my eyeballs bleed, where everyone so ooc they might as well be from another planet. Where the main character develops a drug addiction and/or gets blackmailed into heavy crime, everyone's either getting shat on at every moment OR they're bad guys in this story and spends every moment shitting on everyone else. In short, stories like Judy's Bad Day.
Anyone have more fics like that to recommend? ...I like them even better if they have a good ending.
>>2795748
I latched onto it hard. They could never sell it to kids, but they coulda sold it to me
They could turn the old version into a table-top game. It sounds great to play in ... They need to make both versions a table-top game
>>2795837
How much suffering you want senpai?
Judy's bad day is pretty good.
>>2795806
>Judy's family shows up at her apartment without warning and see Nick there.
A part of me wishes it would get a little cheeky, and Judy is seen holding an open jar of peanut butter and Nick has some smudged around his snout.
But it's just bros being sandwich eating bros.
>>2795856
Chapter 2 took a dark turn there. Hurt my eyes to read it, but I still want to see where it goes from there.
>>2795856
I think that image is an illustration of that fic.
>>2795865
Yeah or ha ha like imagine if he's coming out of the shower and she's changing into her work uniform or something and he trips and falls on top of her and his penis slips inside her by accident you know ha ha and then her parents come in and they think they're having sex but really it was just an accident and it's totally innocent and they're not even attracted to each other ha ha they'd definitely get the wrong idea
Alright here's a question
Are the fics worth it? I've been staying away from them purely because I don't want this to turn into an MLP-like fandom fest.
>>2795823
I felt like the current plot focused on prejudice and racism in a more relatable and realistic way. The old script was very ham-fisted and I felt like it would have been really childish in its execution. Too much "RAA RACISM PREDS R BAD" and not enough real-world parallels.
>>2795908
Some of them in the pastebin are exceptionally well written.
>>2795837
The Inner Voice is pretty depressing.
There is Submerged or Sinking? where Nick's dad is a crime lord who scares the shit out of Nick and is trying to force him back into crime
Theres Judy's Trial, which is mostly just Judy getting tortured while Nick is trying to find her.
Thats off the top of my head
>>2795908
I like quite a few of the stories, but I'm a dreadfully slow reader myself. I'm interested in seeing other takes on zootopia so that's why I read them for the most part.
>>2795856
Well like you kids apparently like to say nowadays, just fuck my shit up.
I like Judy's suboptimal day so far. Makes me want to watch the ZPD burn to the ground.
>>2795870
I personally think it took a turn for dark waay too fast.
Also it just seems OOC for Nick to manage to get the entire force to legitimately dislike him.
If for no other reason than a conman should know you don't want to piss off your coworkers.
And him legitimately bullying Clawhauser about his weight and effeminateness seems really out of character to me.
Shepard and Dawn are probably my favorite couple after Judy and Nick and that makes me sad.
Do they have a powercouple name?
The could have keep the serious or dark feeling even after removing the collars. The're isn't really a good plot twist. In the original plot when koslov attach the collar to his son Morris really pierced my heart.
>>2795908
Some are worthwhile. Can't say I've read them all, though.
Reminds me, I gotta get the anon who updates the pastebin to correct my fic's listing.
He updated it to the FFN address, but still has it with the original title that refers to it as an incomplete rough draft.
>>2796006
>The're isn't really a good plot twist
that doesn't make it bad
>>2795628
>>2796001
"Shawn", maybe?
>>2796006
Well they weren't trying to do a super dark movie. Thats why they removed the collars to begin with.
>>2796035
hah oh my god
>>2796032
Not saying it was bad, it was actually good but just good.
>>2796001
Sheepdog.
>>2795966
I know what you mean. It felt too sudden which threw me off as well.
Welp, my dinner is ruined. Lobster tails went bad, freezer might be broken again. How's everyone else's day going?
>>2796085
That sucks. What happened to it to crop out on you like that?
>>2796001
Please tell me this is just a meme and people don't actually prefer it over Lionheart and her?
>>2796085
Nothing much so far. Just chilling in the thread. How are you doing anon?
>>2796085
Pretty normal
>>2796127
>Please tell me this is just a meme and people don't actually prefer it over Lionheart and her?
People actually ship Dawn and Lionheart?
...why?
Has anyone seen lynx-anon around?
I'm working on a comic for him and I need to ask him a few questions.
>Bring him to me
>Bucky and Pronk's mom
>>2796194
someone hide that fine piece off a woman because weav-elope might go craycray
>>2795930
Thanks! I'll check them out.
>>2796127
People prefer Lionheart and Bellwether? Why? They literally have no chemistry and he practically uses her and treats her like shit, and at the same time she's the one framing Lionheart to get power. There is no way that these two make any sense together.
>>2796154
Opposites attract and shit, also they have a connection.
If you're going to ship bellweather with anyone he's pretty much your only option.
>>2796194
perfect
>>2796001
too bad most drawings characterize Dawn as literally megahitler and not just acting like that as foreplay
>>2795837
The Three Men starts off sappy but it turns pretty ominous. One of the characters is particularly cruel. Not in the pastebin but here is the link https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vwzfI2Av7bTjNkyUMzqP6QYvJ2pjpwvuhPlbCoNFpRk/edit?usp=sharing
If comicanon is here, hope youre holding up. Losing your dog sucks.
>>2796222
>Opposites attract and shit
Not like that? She hates him and he barely knows she exists outside of doing his work for him.
>also they have a connection
Of hatred.
>If you're going to ship bellweather with anyone he's pretty much your only option.
Which might be why Shepard gained so much popularity.
I think we've overlooked something HUGE from the opening scene of the movie..
>Zootopia has a space program!
>>2796222
>They have a connection
In what way?
>>2796194
Wow
>>2796218
shiping has no sense
>>2796229
>too bad most drawings characterize Dawn as literally megahitler and not just acting like that as foreplay
I think a lot of it is set in her various bitter stages. Dawn and Shep go through a pretty rough arc but I like to imagine that they come out the end of it okay, even if Dawn has to wear an ankle monitor.
>>2796265
God I would take Sharla to the moon if you know what I mean.
>>2796265
It sure does. I wonder if their JFK was assassinated like ours was...
>>2796280
whys he naked
>>2796276
At least you still got a working fridge. Still a shame to lose good lobster. Good eats.
>>2796251
>Which might be why Shepard gained so much popularity.
You run into the exact same issues you have with her and Lionheart. The only difference being that you could have better character development with her and Lionheart together as opposed to some generic dog OC.
>>2796298
>Obligatory red rocket joke
>>2796276
I still got a few weeks left but I'm doing good in the class so I just got to tough it out a bit longer. Hang in there anon. It's almost over.
>>2796324
>You run into the exact same issues you have with her and Lionheart
...no? How do you figure?
the Bellweather x Lionheart thing is more sexual than romanctic
>>2796309
>whys he naked
Because it's foreplay
>>2796309
Predators aren't real people so they aren't allowed to wear clothes in the house.
It certainly has nothing to do with it letting Dawn soak in the goods 24/7.
>>2796341
And I'm perfectly okay with that myself. I'm not complaining.
>>2796309
Why aren't you naked?
>>2796381
We aren't all naked in here? Well now I just feel ridiculous.
>>2796347
Why does have a smug shark for a dick?
>>2796408
>not having an aquatic animal for a dick
look at him and laugh
Any requests?
I can't get to them now, but I'll probably stream in a bit
>>2796229
>>2796280
I didn't really know anything about Shep or their dynamic, so I didn't really know what to go for when drawing them
I can do some more later with a chiller bellwether
>>2796309
GOD
I FORGOT HIS CLOTHES
BOTH TIMES
>>2796245
I really fucking despise that porcupine.
I hope he gets what's coming to him.
>>2796418
Some Nick/Gideon
>>2796418
Judy's sisters holding nick down while Judy approaches him
>>2796334
>How do you figure?
She hates predators. With Lionheart you get a nice little reconciliation, an avenue for them to get over their personal hang ups with one another if you will. Lionheart would learn to appreciate Dawn more while she eases up on the racism.
>>2796418
Old man nick wearing the foxy grandpa hat from SpongeBob.
>>2796408
You should know about sharks you downsy fuck. Didn't you get raped by the lake tiddycaca one? Bet you liked it to, their wangs are like a solid eight inches.
>>2796418
Bellwether as Dr. Evil saying 1 billion dollars
>>2795852
I was just thinking this.
What draws me to Zootopia is the fact that different animals have different abilities and also limitations. The film acknowledges these differences. Hell, that's why the idea of anthro's living in human society interests me (or vice-versa). I don't want to read about humans with tails and dog ears. Fuck, I want to read about a race/class of people who can see better at night, overtake the best human sprinters, but have weird dietary restrictions or something.
I want things that acknowledge the differences in people, but at the same time carry a message of equality. Like I always say- our differences make us cool.
I'd play the shit out of a tabletop game in Proto-Topia.
Let me get it out of the way though, because we're all thinking it
>Fox
>Class: Dick-Ass thief
>Rhino
>Class: Tank
>Rabbit
>Class: Rogue/DPS
and so on and so forth.
>>2796418
Bogo on a pogo.
>>2794554
Hey does anyone have that "Nick and Judy do a police puppet show for an elementary class." picture from two threads ago? The thread 404ed before I could save it.
>>2796418
Gazelle sleeping on her Tiger dancers naked.
>>2796424
Hes my favorite character in the story. Hes weird, you cant place him, hes friendly and nice and then hes completely fucked up. Him abusing the waitress was something super unexpected.
>>2796435
yes this
>>2796462
sure bro
>>2796431
>>2796435
>>2796455
>>2796459
>>2796475
oh man these are good
I'll try and get to as many as I can
guess who just got a bluray to capture on stream using some wizardry.
me
Zootopia bluray stream is a go on launch day.
>>2795856
Man I cannot get into that. It feels like someone with a "fuck cops" grudge writing all of the characters like psychopaths.
>>2796558
Liar. Prove it and get me an HD shot of scrunchy bun face.
>>2796478
Here.
>>2796482
I hate him.
Its weird that I've read a lot of fics that are really tryhardy about being edgy and gorey, but this character makes me sicker than them. That girl was just trying to do something nice, and he trashed her. Sick, abusive stuff, and it's all him just talking.
Feels too real I guess. Hope he fucking dies.
>>2796579
he means he got a bluray player, not the movie mate
>>2796565
Intake then.
Chapter three of Short Tails.
Actually, yeah, chapter three of Short Tails. That's some pain.
>>2796579
anon
>on launch day
I'm just saying... I've managed to setup a workaround for HDCP.
>>2796565
Seems like that. The ending in the bar where they are boasting about the shit they did to Nick and Judy hit me as odd. Still want to see where it goes.
>>2796507
Thanks!
>>2796558
Good for you. I will definitely run to that stream when you get it going.
>>2796660
If I recall, the author has always had trouble with realistic characterising. That's probably why the porcupine seems so out if place.
>>2796610
I like his exchange with the family of pigs. Kind of showed he's not all that in control, has to work himself up to it. Like hes unhinged but sort of good at keeping it together. Really dangerous in that way, rather than just someone whose pure crazy psycho or pure badass killing machine.
>>2796646
Did you have to jump through a lot of hoops to set that up?
>>2796703
ow god my eyes please my eyes are bleeding
jesus fuck, there's a reason spring green is banned from twitch chats.
>>2796703
Judy just yucking it up in the background there.
>>2796558
I don't remember the launch day for it, but I'll be there.
Afternoon /trash/. Squirrel checking in. Managed not to be too hung over. Now I'm just waiting for my car at the shop. Looks like Nobby's around too. Noice.
>>2796707
Never enough hoops for my friends.
>>2796683
You're all welcome.
>>2796744
June 7th. Depending on shipping I'm gonna be streaming on that day.
Does someone has imagine how Gideon would look old?
>>2796724
this is why moles aren't fucking advised to go online
get your shitty eyes out of here, the rest of us can see fine
>>2796703
interdasting
>>2796724
Fine sheesh
>>2796786
Dude it's fucking spring green. I can see it, I just don't know why it was goddamn spring green. Shit's eye bleeding on white.
>>2796707
More like jumping through
>hopps
>>2796703
Can we get a version not in neon I raping green. Other than that though it's really good. Would pet/10.
>>2796808
This is actually more agreeable to be honest. You used a pale yellow. It's still stupidly hard to see, but it's not terrible like spring green is.
Cripes, I was poking around AO3 and found this listing for a MCU fic:
> My Roommate is a Demon (and There is Going to be Trouble) by Akira_of_the_Twilight
>Clint reads from a books and accidentally summons a demon. Aforementioned demon cannot leave until Clint sells his soul, which Clint has no intention of doing, so now Clint and his two boyfriends have a new roommate.
>A roommate who spends at least an hour showering everyday and uses Bucky's hairbrush without permission. He also really likes Steve's green bean casserole, and uses the Pokemon card game as a means to study.
>It's a weird situation, but Clint, Steve, and Bucky agree that there new demon roommate Tony certainly isn't the worst roommate they have ever had.
I think I'll look back at this every time I need to reassure myself that my fic isn't the worst.
>>2796830
Fine sheesh
>>2796695
My point is fucking WHY does he have to do the things he does? I can't understand the benefit of fucking with people like he does. What did he gain from his interactions with them? Why did he go about doing the things he did?
Is there anything beneficial to his actions at all, or is he just someone who gets off from emotional abuse?
I wanted a cutesy date between the wolf and the tiger, and it turned into a fucked up scene from Goodfellas.
>>2796840
How about we try this instead?
>>2796854
Its like some furry night club scene
>>2796854
paper rad draws furry bondage.png
>>2796883
MY SIGHT IT HAS RETURNED ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!
>>2796854
>nice
>>2796884
Fine shee-
>>2796883
Oh okay.
>>2796883
It is easier on the eyes. Thanks for the alternative version. Good work.
>>2796854
Well I traveled far for these today. Still waiting for my the other ones to come in
-J
Does anypony know when the actual UK release day is?
Nothing is hinting at anything here.
>>2796986
Make them kiss
>roll on that random animal generator
>get small horse, mountain goat, and a hedgehog
I can't escape any of this shit.
>>2796991
>anypony
>>2796986
Holy fuck don't start this again. These threads barely recovered from your faggotry last night.
>>2797005
hedgehogs are cute though.
Just don't become a sonic OC.
>>2796991
three months ago?
>>2797019
>>2796991
No idea.
>>2796998
No problem anon.
-J
>>2797024
I'm just sad I couldn't roll anything neat, like a pangolin or something.
>>2797048
The bluray.
>>2797059
make them fuck
>>2797020
I'm not starting anything, this is how I have always posted and will continue to post regardless of whether or not other people give me shit for it.
Im just showing off some action figures bro.
-J
>>2795928
could you advise me on which ones are actually worth reading
Oh boy is it time for more comfy?
-J
>>2797069
Dude, if you wanna be a pangolin, be a pangolin.
Not like the OC Police are gonna be out to get ya.
>>2797076
France gets it the 9th, and they have the same region code as most of Europe.
Comfy comfy
-J
>>2797059
Good, good.
Now stage a scene where Nick had accidentally ran over Duke with his car, and now he's bent over the hood and being submitted to an invasive cavity search by Judy.
>>2797121
You can chill out. I will honest to shit stop coming to these threads man. I stopped yesterday all together and posted a totaly of 2 times. Don't start man.
-J
>>2797055
>>2797133
oh fuck me in the ass.
>>2797162
Sure anon, but here's some comfy to hold you over while I have your attention
-J
I have no idea what's going on but ayy, bobbity boopy.
-J
>>2796347
Is this the OC Weaver did in that one comic or is it actually a BG character in the movie?
>>2796968
are you gonna draw more like this?
>>2797180
This isnt j, stop man
>>2797165
Don't stop coming to the threads man. Just because some anons are giving you shit is no reason to give up man. Keep destroying thread after thread to prove your point man.
>>2797198
It's Bellwether's OC Do Not Steal Self-Insert Gary Stu Wolf Husbando.
>>2797126
You can't possibly know that for sure.
Kinda wish I could draw, though. I don't think anyone's rolled any "scaled" Zootopians.
>>2797179
>By Ginnifer Goodwin
wut
is the real j back? I want him to know I will just prankingly pleasure him in anyway he wants
>>2797233
Well, reptiles aren't allowed, so the "scaled" options are a little limited to, what, armadillos, pangolins, etc
>>2797233
There's already an armadillo in the movie, you can be a pangolin
>>2797101
>Water Under the Bridge
>Judy's Bad Day
>Sad Nick
>Intake
>Short Tails
>>2797224
>And then the filthy snapjaw opened his mouth and the cute sheep saw all those jagged teeth and-
>"Dawn, dinner's ready!"
>OKAY SHUT UP SHEP, FUCKING CHRIST
>-she got really wet because it was soooo hot. he said "I think tonight I'll be have some lamb-chops"
>>2797248
Holy GOD no
>>2797248
WAAAAAAAT
>>2797248
ahhh what the heck you where expecting you stupid bunny?
>>2797262
Judy's Bad Day is meh for me after chapter 1 because of how off the rails it gets in terms of everyone being a fucking asshole for no reason.
>>2797248
Well that's something.
>>2797248
What the fuck
>>2797248
>>2797288
what fourth world country did you crawl out of
>>2797248
He tried to warn us.
Why didn't we listen?
>>2797195
Now make A rave GIF
>>2797248
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you make sure you're clear first
>>2797289
Yeah, it felt way too much like HARD COP DOES HARD THING
Just like every cop-fic based on Zootopia. People see cops and they immediately think "Alright, gritty crime drama time!"
>>2797289
Yeah, seriously. Not even L.A. Noire had corruption that rampant in the police force, and this is supposed to be in a Disney universe, for Christ's sake. The suffering is just way too ham-fisted to be believable
>>2796968
This is the superior version. It even has shading. Why didn't you post this to begin with?
>>2797248
I admit I had a hearty laugh.
>>2797250
One of two tennis dudes here
this one really didn't turn out the way i hoped, unless donk really likes it and wants to run with it i want to redo it with something more lighthearted. i wanted to change things up, but this seems a bit too much of a change.
just posting the page for progress reasons.
the rest is here http://m.imgur.com/a/RXT0w
>>2797248
Have any good gay fics (without OCs) been written yet?
I'd love some nice stuff to read until that anon delivers his Gideon x Travis thing
>>2797248
Every day we drift further from God.
>>2797383
>Have any good gay fics (without OCs) been written yet?
Lmao, hav u evr read U: The Book
>>2797380
Here we GO baby
>>2797383
Theres this one little fic of the two wolves that guard the hospital, its in the collective pastebin
>>2795726
>promo
>no audio
>Watching tv at night
>All of a fucking sudden it just shoews a fucking cartoon fox rubbing it's neck in complete silence
I'm gonna go to bed.
Night thread.
I'll figure out the bluray situation.
>>2797248
surprised no one posted the judy/nick version of "that is kind og hot" "oh my god"
So I finally read Zistopia
it was nice
>>2797476
Good night nipples.
>>2797471
Sounds like some Candle Cove shit, when you put it that way.
>>2797224
He forgives her for being a murderous demogauge because he knows all she really needs is dick i mean love.
Actually Bellwether having a husband who's as fucked up as her could be fun, maybe he's yandere or something.
>>2797320
from one where eating shit it's a disgusting thing to do you fucking nigger.
>>2797532
Especially considering Nick wasn't a well known character back then, just for this clip to pop up on disney channel out of nowhere showing a Red anthro fox in a hospital gown rubbing it's neck in happiness in complete eerie silence then cutting to black, kind if like the Max Headroom hijacking, I wonder how many kids would stay up outbof fear out of seeing it
>>2797248
>>2797380
blugh this is p bad but here
>>2797597
I'm too deep in the dawn/shep pair. I DO miss dawn/godzilla though.
>tfw weaver is gone forever
>>2797737
Watch that neck exaggeration, you'll make him look more like a camel
>>2797333
>>2797349
>>2797778
oh god I'm dying send help
>>2797380
>Freshly arrived Zootopian has literally no concept of interspecies prejudices, traits, trends, etc
>"I'm a fox"
>"...so?"
This is actually a super cute trait for the Donkey to have. The interspecies politics being totally lost on him. I like it, even if it is borderline "anon in zootopia".
>>2797764
He needs to sleep sometime. Chill.
>>2797769
better? first drawing in acouple of hours so
>>2797778
What kind of club is this?
>>2797778
Needs a little musical accompaniment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E3lh4UBfbM
>>2797815
donkanon a cute.
Actually OTP with that fox.
>>2797854
Yeah, I think so! Just needs to be thick closer to the head for support. I'm sorry for the unwarranted critique by the way, I love your art a lot and this detail seemed to stand out to me.
>>2797856
The fun kind.
>>2797899
nah its fine, i welcome it c: http://imgur.com/cBXDp6u
>>2797380
Something something he's getting arrested because they know he's a mule.
carlos.jpg
>>2797380
Oh, hes a fox? I was trying to figure out what he was this whole time
>>2797471
Do you happen to have a ling of some sort to the promo?
>>2797679
I'm talking about your broken english.
>>2797933
I think you've got it now!
>write a 1000 word portion of shit
>realize you made a huge contexual error
>don't know how to salvage without a complete restart of the scene
I'm fed up with this world
>>2798041
*Link
>get home from work
>well I should have time to play video games or something today since I'll be waiting for mopedanon to continue his part
>but I should check to make sure he hasn't done it already
>>2797380
>Mr. Jason Gasturro
I'm dead
My sides have been forcibly jettisoned
TIME TO GET TO DRAWIN I GUESS
though at least my part will likely be super short
>>2797815
Oh yeah, I'd like for him to be very unfamiliar with stereotypes of common zootopia species, though I DO imagine him familiar with stereotypes of donkeys, horses, mules, and any other creatures that he would have grown up with out in the quiet suburbs/country
>>2797737
>>2797854
Neat! I like it!
>>2797868
anon pls
>>2797500
Aw shit I forgot his pants
>>2798092
>Im fed up with this whurl
ftfy
>>2798101
>anon pls
what you're cute, don't deny it
>>2798143
>>2798203
>>2798110
This honestly put me in my feels the first time I read through it. Cant wait for more updates
-J
>>2797438
not even close baybeee
>>2797737
dude what are you talking about that's some good shit
>>2797815
i have no idea what donk is planning for his character's backstory so maybe he is anon in zootopia or maybe he is just really really really lost lol
>>2797999
Yeah he's one of pic related
looks like I'll have to work a bit on my depiction, I'm really used to drawing animals one way that doesn't necessarily depict their species perfectly
>>2798110
Take off his shirt too :^)
>>2798110
Good thing you caught that, because if he went outside without pants, he'd be in for a real shock.
>>2798269
CARLOS YOU STUPID FUCKING BEAN!!!
>>2798214
>how dare you make these claims about me, anon
I'm sorry, didn't mean to sully your good name
but uh
you're cute.
and so is mopedanon.
>>2797380
oh my, look, they finally got to the fireworks factory
Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling everything's going my way!
>>2798322
That rhyme was gay
>Nick's apartment floods
>goes to see if Finnick will let his crash in his van
>"Why don't you go mooch off of your girlfriend?"
>"Aw, don't tell me you're jealous of Judy, Finnick. You know there's enough of me for the both of you." Nick smuggly croons
>Finnick, after much angry snapping, lets Nick into the van
>they settle down with a few beers and start reminiscing about their hustler days, their best cons and grand schemes
>after a couple of bottles, Nick starts getting a bit handsy with Finnick
>a gentle squeeze here, a few pets there, it feels good, man.
>Finnick wake up in the morning sprawled naked on top of Nick with the other's arms wrapped around him
I suck at prompting, Anyone got some comfy FinNick bromosexuality?
>>2798322
>judys face
woah momma
>>2798357
Those are lyrics.
>>2798357
I don't even like musicals and I know that's from Oklahoma, anon.
>>2798322
Lots good. Wish I had one myself.
>>2798366
>judy's hips
o! lord
>>2798306
Anon I will have you know-
>>2798314
Weaver what have you done
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONNNNE
The grabbing hands, grab what they can
>>2797248
gigaKEK
>>2798387
>Oklahoma
not everyone's American, anon.
>>2798314
NO HOMO
O
H
O
M
O
Its just bros being bros platonic pranks right? Nothing wrong there
- J
Reminder to ignore and do not reply to posts you do not like.
>>2798471
just some PB&J bro, no bromo
>>2798306
heh well thanks anon, I
>>2798314
Oh that's
That's uh that's some things going on there weaver
>>2798521
Yeah, more comfy bro pictures of bro, that's what I, J, like to see, and I want everyone to know that
-J
>>2798460
It's a world famous musical, anon.
>>2798683
Hot. Is that an honest fetish for most sexually open minded females?
>>2798683
>totally-not-gay antelope butt stuff
I imagine working in a Zootopian building with stairs sized for very small animals and large ones, but without much in between, would be a real pain in the ass.
>>2798759
>her hat goes ploomp
>>2798800
Seeing this image while knowing the context around it is just so bizarre.
>tfw trawling Korean Twitter for Zootopia pics
A fresh new hell have I entered, boundless and eternal, and there I laid my soul bare, on the altar to The First One, so that I may partake of His forbidden fruit, pilfered an eternity ago from the Tree of Knowledge.
>>2798683
Sooo is the bottom one just holding his ass? wheres his action?
>>2798396
bros being bros
>>2798696
Confirmed that MopedFox is attracted to Donkanon and is trying to take him to lunch and flirt with him but Donkanon just thinks he's being friendly and showing him around.
DEEPEST
LORE
>>2798862
frotting, yo
>>2798862
Frotting
>>2798862
>Sooo is the bottom one just holding his ass? wheres his action?
they're frotting
>>2797856
the kind that for the right price you can see the world as the world man
>>2798835
Did this comic ever get finished?
>>2798683
Nice one. Nothing gay about out, just rubbing dicks on each other you know as a joke haha
>>2798754
If you expect females to answer, you're asking in the wrong place.
>>2798828
Isn't it hysterical? It's a great reaction image.
>>2798933
Waver what r u doing
>>2798933
I wanna be fucked by that Tiger
>>2798981
This is the uncropped version, friendo, enjoy:
>>2799009
Shit
I had a feeling it was that one
>>2799009
There it is. Just the look of pure amazement on her face.
I guess she is a rabbit, this isn't a surprising concept. I imagine rabbit sex education starts young.
>>2798926
It's not on his Tumblr, but then again, it's missing the comic itself as well.
http://lemonscentpony-r34.tumblr.com/tagged/zootopia
>>2798214
BRANCHING PATH
which one to take
Are Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde partners on the street AND beneath the sheets?
>>2799066
Lets go with this one
The cops can't go anywhere good
>>2799070
NO
PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP ONLY
NICK IS ACTUALLY GAY AND HE NEEDS THE HELP OF HIS PURELY PLATONIC FRIEND JUDY TO MAKE HIM REALIZE IT.
So, Palcomix finally got around to drawing Zootopia stuff, and it's actually not shit.
Anyone want to edit this so the fur is white on the dude?
>>2799070
Absolutely, anon. Just work partners, though. Strictly work-related fucking, kissing, cuddling, and love, though. Any other reason would be gay.
>>2799070
no, the only cover judy needs is nick's fur.
>>2798942
Ruby's only there because she's getting paid for the photoshoot, clearly.
>>2799009
>"He was right about one thing; I don't know when to quit."
>Judy proceeds to then fuck Gareth, Actuary Cat, Soundtrack Cat, and every other male that lines up.
>>2799070
Wild in the streets
[spoiler]Platonic[/spoiler] beneath the sheets
>>2797248
>>2799131
The music cat is named Bobby and the actuary is named Jaguar (Pronounced Hog-u-are. Thats actually official)
>>2799070
I prefer that Judy loves Nick, but after bringing him on the force he meets his soulmate because of her and she has to just watch and smile. Then eventually her baby alarm starts going off and she moves back to bunnyburrow to marry someone she's lukewarm about and breed a few hundred kids
>>2799070
what a crazy thought
>>2798942
woover no he's a lover not a fighter
Are random roll OCs still a thing? Criticism welcome
>>2799161
>>2797328
>EET'S A SICKNESS
>DEY STICK THEIR HAND IN DE ANOOS
>AND DEY ITTA PUPU
>>2799177
Anon pls no
I need a good porno name for nick to use as a pseudonym
>>2799177
Do you dislike Judy in particular or are you like me and you just enjoy it when anyone's miserable?
>>2799070
G in the streets, NC-17 in the sheets.
>>2799066
I'd prefer this one t.b.h
Donk being forced to ride with Mopedfox could be amusing
>>2799102
A CONCEPT THOROUGHLY EXPLORED IN MY 32 CHAPTER FANFIC CURRENTLY AWAITING PEER REVIEW BY A NUMBER OF EXPERTS IN THE FIELD
>>2799204
hello moose anon, squirrel anon here. well met. not really a thing, but we hang around. I like your flannel.
>>2799239
Platonic lovemaking only though, right?
>>2799225
>I need a good porno name for nick
Ferrel Faux
>>2799236
My 2 cents is car jacking keeps the two together, which is what we want i imagine.
Arrest would no doubt separate them, and wheres the fun in that?
>>2799206
I wonder if Zootopia gave anyone a fetish for police uniforms.
>>2799177
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2799277
The dubs make it thus.
>>2799277
>Ferrel Faux
That was my first pick, but why does it feel too familiar.
>>2799102
Well there is a multi chapter fic right now about Nick being MtF trans
There was also a fic about him secretly being FtM all along
>>2799276
More
>>2799334
why
like, I have nothing against trans people
but
why does every character need to be trans.
it doesn't make sense.
>>2799334
>secretly being FtM all along
I'm actually interested
>>2799365
Its just the new fad among overly liberal highschool and college kids. I'm sure it'll pass
>>2799365
It's just a fad. Easy way to give a character "drama" in their life.
>>2799392
If this is the newest fad, I want to know what the next one could be
Please tell me it won't be otherkin
>>2799392
Are they just so emotionally fucked that they can't relate to a character unless it's also trans?
>>2799365
Much like having rape as a backstory, it's just a cheap way to add "depth" to a character that never once showed any sign of having that trait.
>>2799365
>waaah why can't every character just be a slightly overweight straight white male like me?
Fiction is supposed to be about interesting or complicated people, sperg. You've never had an inner turmoil more difficult that trying to decide wether to ask mom for chicken tendies or fish sticks for dinner
>>2799413
Pretty sure that was the PREVIOUS fad. That and headmates
How would Trish do in Zootopia?
>>2799262
Absolutely no romantic feelings involved. Purely carnal involvement, without so much as looking in the eyes. It seems difficult but they mastered it, thanks in no small part to tantric techniques.
>>2799442
Would someone FILL HER DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?????????!?!?!?!?!?
>>2799334
link?
>>2799458
Nah
One of them had Nicki in the name, but i don't remember the full name of either.
>>2799425
You're free to believe about me what you will. It's just interesting I must be an overweight cishet white male because I find making every character trans cheapens it as an identification.
I imagine similarly you are a slightly overweight lesbian of color, no?
>>2799365
transgenderism has essentially been kidnapped by their movement because they claim to represent them, that combined with being outed and shamed if you argue with them as well a lot of trans people being quiet about it anyway
>>2799365
I'll go against the grain and say that this is happening because there are few to no trans characters. Since they have none to latch onto, an unintended consequence is that they end up trannifying every single character ever.
>>2799322
>That was my first pick, but why does it feel too familiar.
>>2799443
They still kiss though, right? Just for the feel of it I mean, not for any other reason.
So there's no domesticated dogs or cats in the world of Zootopia, but what about having lizards or fish as pets?
>>2799492
Thats not a bad point I guess. Though we are starting to see more.
And to be fair, they ARE still a great minority. I only know a single trans person while I know multiple gay people
>>2799485
>Taking his bait
Anon, the only reason these threads fall to shitposting is because people reply to them
>>2799505
Every time I see that copy of Hook in there, I can't help but smile.
>>2799322
Someone made descriptions for all the porn videos that Judy finds in Nick's house in one of weaver's comics, and some (maybe all) had Ferrel Faux as the actor.
>>2799430
I mean one that captures the attention of literally everybody in the nation. I don't remember otherkin rights ever really exploding (though probably because they're an even smaller group)
>>2799278
my thought process was that to keep the two together either of us would need to make one of our characters do something character defining, but they're still just strangers, so forcing character development of that nature could either not realistically happen (fox just shrugs it off as donkey is led away) or one of them fighting off the cops might be too forced.
so the way i see it, arrest has more evident potential for actiony shit, carjacking is more lighthearted and realistic
>>2799512
If done in the proper way, yes. It's a bit tricky, it involves good control of face muscles, but it can become second nature with some training.
>>2799548
Nothing wrong with lighthearted
>>2799530
Oh yeah there's very few of them, a fraction of a percent of the population. But you know the internet, it can really amplify a minority voice.
Can we have another volley of new porn, please?
>>2799548
Otherkin aren't a thing; they're just autists on the internet trying to feel special. Trans people have been a diagnosed and studied group since at the latest the 1960s. They're only "exploding" now because Things are coming to a head about whether or not we should acknowledge them or treat them like the new boogeyman.
Now, that's not to say that every tumblrina that claims to be trans *is*. Considering how much therapy trans people have to go through before they undergo the surgery or even start taking hormones, probably a good 90% of them on the internet are faking it for attention. Just that the person who says that they know they're a woman inside has a lot more medical literature backing them up than the person who says they're a wolf.
>>2799603
pretty much what i meant yeah, the arrest was making things more serious than i anticipated
>>2799542
>>2799542
>a different opinion than yours is shitposting
Good to know you argue at a kindergarten level
>>2799667
I love you anon
Well well well isn't this quite the thread! Man oh man!
>>2799635
Yeah we were having a nice time with bros being bros. But I'm afraid I'm out of that material, sorry.
Hello, beautiful and comfy friends!
How's everyone doing? WriteFags, DrawFags, lurkers, OC creators, RPers, pissers-and-moaners?
I gotta pizza on the way, I've got a little smoke and a lot of beer and I've got my comfy friends. Life is good, life is good.
Hey /trash/
More lewd from the n00btankz writefag
J asked for this.
Not my best imo.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6825409
enjoy?
>>2799505
But I don't want to just lift from weaver (again)
>>2799753
>WriteFags
I still can't write lewd, and yet there's progress
>RPers
Currently in a standstill until Friday/Saturday
But I did get a request done for me, which came out super well and I'm happy.
>pissers-and-moaners
Everybody with an opinion different than mine is wrong.
>>2799753
Good for you man. Have a good time! Just always remember, we are for you.
>>2799793
shut up tanks you liar, you write great compared to the tripe people throw out there and call smut
>>2799799
You don't need to feel bad about using the same "low hanging fruit" puns
>>2799799
not using Weaver content is a huge waste
>>2799753
I have make 1500 words of slow, slow progress on my work, and I'm not even sure it's that good compared to my opener.
Once I get the full thing down I can revise my way up though, I feel. But I just feel so slow compared to other writefags, and it kills me.
>>2799753
Got my whiskey, got my book, got my li'l Nick, got my furry garbage pals. Feels good.
>>2797289
>Judy's Bad Day is meh for me after chapter 1 because of how off the rails it gets in terms of everyone being a fucking asshole for no reason.
As the author of that story, I'm sorry you didn't like it. I'm going to keep on writing it, and I hope I can earn your time back as a reader.
Sincerely sorry,
Stu Fox.
>>2799817
Yeah but
it's not my best lewd
Locker Room Hustle was like
nein times better.
Sneak peak at my upcoming fanfic "The Hustler's Diary", a selection from "Beaver/Boar" by Soren Kierkegaardvark.
>(To that solitary mammal)
>Tuesday, I diverted from my usual morning route, electing to walk through the downtown. This would undoubtedly make me late to meet Finnick. No matter. My little friend's anger is his dearest mistress; he should thank me for helping woo her to him. With my apology, I will be pathos personified. No mammal with the even the faintest bit of poetry in their soul can deny they love to receive an apology fraught with pathos.
>April 24.
>I watched a meter maid distribute parking tickets for the better part of an hour. She flitted from car to car, fining each delinquent vehicle with a sense of determination and purpose I could not fathom. I could scarce contain my mirth. How anyone could derive satisfaction from such a menial duty? Duty! What is duty but the master of those who are strangers to beauty? She toiled, doling out trifling fines while I reaped riches. She shouldered the wrath of irate motorists after irate motorist. To me, each vignette was an opera, each encounter as sublime as Don Giovanni. I soon tired of simply watching. I longed to join the Dramatis Personae. In that moment, my course was set: I would hustle the bunny.
>>2799753
Hi anon
I'm a writefag and I'm doing good
Just wrote a lewd I posted right below your post.
And now I'm working on my main shit.
overall a boring day though.
Too much outside for my tastes.
>>2795129
unintentional lewd banter is my fetish
It's only a matter of time before Ken Ashcorp requests a Zootopiasona
... Will they be forced to request a smaller red panda or something? We don't see anyone but a GIANT panda anchor in the Chinese version.
Pictured: another small cute animal
>>2799753
Can't complain.
Got Stoutwell updated to chapter 4 yesterday.
Probably gonna order some rotisserie chicken and enjoy it with a little of my own smoke.
>>2799547
I didn't write them, but I did compile them.
>>2799881
But Nick doesn't hustle Judy intentionally, nor pay her any specific notice, and only comments upon her being utterly unremarkable.
The hustle he refers to is about the pawpsicles in general, not Judy's involvement.
I hate this already and by extension, you.
>>2799907
I saw that, and it's a damned good chapter! Thanks for keeping up with the story!
>>2799270
>Gideon will never grind his butt against your crotch
Why live.
oh what happened to the music panda guy? did he get any feedback? i wanted to post something but my phone is shit
>>2799892
I'm not convinced that's intentional.
>>2799873
What kinda whiskey are you enjoying?
>>2799892
>unintentional
anon if a woman is talking to you like that I have news for you
>>2799889
What's your main story?
>>2799914
don't worry man, i'm not really writing anything besides that post. it's just an insufferable parody of a real piece of high falutin literature.
>>2799973
I write Freaking Out.
it's in the pastebin, I don't feel like linking it.
>Zistopia updated ended with 51.66
>No 51.99 to make it make sense
>Month long hiatus
Dammit man, why you do this to me
>>2799936
> music panda guy
... It couldn't be.
>>2799901
Image unrelated.
>>2799984
oh shit
wait
Locker Room Hustle dude is also Freaking Out dude?
Holy shit.
>>2799914
He did hustle her out of 15 bucks. I won't say 20 since she could have gotten 5 back, but thats still 15 bucks under false pretenses
>>2799991
It was 51, 51 and a third, then 51 and two thirds.
51 and three thirds would just be 52.
>>2799958
Cheap stuff. I'm sure I'd be mocked by any real drinkers in the thread.
>>2800011
I can assure you it's not
>>2800020
Yep.
my lewd writing is more an experiment to get more experience with a variety of writing styles.
While Freaking out is my main work.
>>2799958
not that anon, but i got me some old grandad bonded
/whiskeycomfy/ threads incoming
>>2800028
You cut that logic out right now
>>2800039
Oh, thank God.
>>2799984
Oh yeah! One of my favorite stories so far -- please keep up the good work on it!
>>2800029
no shame in drinking cheap
I rarely ever go over 20 bucks on a single bottle
>>2800065
Oh!
Well thank you!
I intend to keep working on it, it's not intended to be a short story.
Nor can it really work if it is short.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the future chapters!
>>2799334
by the same person no less.
>>2800029
I've always felt that the best kind of drinkers either really know their shit or just drink gutrot and don't care. The only bad kind is the people who brag about loving Maker's/Hennesy/Jack Daniels/etc. for perceived brand coolness.
>>2800065
Somehow I kind of recognize that style...
okay /trash/, squirrel here, need a bit of input.
working on a scribble..
Nick takes Judy by surprise with a hearfelt kiss.
What happens to Judy's ears? Do they fly up or immediately melt downwards?
>>2799924
Glad to hear it.
The last two chapters we're feeling a bit too mopey after I wrote them, so I figured the story needed something with more drive and humor.
I was worried the Weaver cameo wouldn't work or run on for too long, but I think it came out okay in the end.
My favorite drink is cheap vodka and apple juice. It has to be really cheap vodka because otherwise it's too smooth and doesn't burn enough, the cheap stuff is harsher and more chemical tasting. I want to feel like I am pouring industrial solvents down my throat.
Also knowing that you just got drunk on less than one dollar of alcohol feels damn good in its own right.
>>2800101
That's a special kind of dedication.
>>2800134
Up, then down as she enjoys it more.
>>2800051
Yum!!
I've got some Highland Park 18 that I never touch because it's stupid expensive.
Uujudoes.tumblr.com/tagged/zootopia
I'll just leave this here
>>2800134
If it's the instant the kiss happens, up. If it's anytime after, down
>>2800134
first the former, then the latter
>>2799623
Plus a lot of people are speaking for the trans community, either the me too squad or the minority defense association, both of whom know what the community wants and needs better than it.
>>2800066
Haha, this stuff is $13 a liter.
>>2800125
I only drink Glengoolie Blue Label.
>>2800160
Damn, I really like this style. Reminds me of old fairy tale-type books.
>>2800139
I liked the cameos -- nice little in-joke for the /trash/ crowd.
>>2800160
Guy reminds me of a fairytale Edward Gorey.
>>2800191
pfft
I've taken to christian brothers brandy
it's 8 bucks a bottle, throw in 2 bucks for a liter of soda and i've got myself a night for 10 bucks
>>2799066
i prefer this timeline
>>2798314
>Fic where Nick gets hit with a real nighthowler and kills Judy and gets locked up where he meets a british sounding rabbit doctor
Its not bad except I feel like Nick's reactions are a bit underwhelming. I'd imagine him to be broken with grief but hes been basically hitting on the rabbit doctor. Maybe its gonna turn out hes just trying his best to hold it all in, and she is another rabbit. But who knows.
>>2800310
I couldn't tell if the fast food attendant was supposed to be Weaver or not. It was similar enough, especially with the banded snout, but never made it clear. Ambiguous cameo.
>>2800160
A++++++++
10/10
>>2800331
Not every antelope is weaver. Don't be racist.
>>2800310
>Making out right in the middle of the restaurant
WELCOME TO ZOOTOPIA
>>2800331
The weaver cameo is to the right if the first panel.
>>2800331
weaver cameos in the proper ones outside the window
>>2800328
Honestly, I wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>2800310
10/10.
I ship it.
Still.
>>2800345
You mean the roomates weren't self inserts?
>>2800375
If anything they're gonna self-insert into him.
>>2800143
i can show you the woooorld
I drew this last night in response to the latest Zistopia update. Reposting because I can't help but draw at the worst possible time for people to see it lol.
>>2800418
Good shit, Saine.
>>2799793
Say, that pic is by that artist that hid all their shit on Pixiv, isn't it? That's the only graphic one that I've seen. Got more?
>>2800403
is it gay or masturbation
Kind of over analyzing Zistopia but do you think hippos would have to wear collars too since they're so aggressive?
>>2800442
I'm sure they reserve so animals so that the police force/National Guard isn't weak as fuck in composition
>>2800433
>Weaver taking the guy's place behind the counter
>Donkanon doesn't notice because he's so new to Zootopia all antelopes look the same to him
>>2800460
>reserve some animals
>>2800433
ALL THE HOMO
>>2800412
> Malort
Never thought I'd miss Rogers Park, but the day I couldn't buy any Jeppson's was a dark day.
>>2797179
You didn't do your research, Anon.
The proper Zootopia bluray to purchase is the Target Exclusive 3-pack. It has ALL the behind-the-scenes stuff.
>>2800403
So Weaver... two of your most popular characters are antelope sexual predators? Doesn't that trivialize sexual harassment and rape?
>>2800502
Yes, it does, and that's a good thing.
>>2800143
You want the real stuff, become an embalmer. I recall reading that Lenin's embalmers had the job perk of access to 98% alcohol.
>>2800502
Let's not forget the fact that they're straightwashing two canon gay characters
So in review for anyone missed it, Cutie scores herself a gentlemanly older hopping mouse.
>>2800237
I understood that reference.
Alright, it's finished.
I promised lewds, and lewds will now be delivered. Fair warning, the lewd is short, garbage, and I don't plan to write lewd again, but I think this was a good experiment to try my hand.
http://pastebin.com/GmyCXAaP
Prompt was Judy and Nick get snowed in at a cabin in Tundratown.
Hope you enjoy, or something.
-AlabasterRabbit
I like that these threads can always give me an excuse to practice drawing.
Reminder that Mead is one of the better things in these threads. Wish he'd come back and do more.
>>2800418
You captured this moment perfectly, great stuff
>>2800535
These are pretty fun to draw, I've never done size play this hard before.
And then one more after this.
>>2800535
d'aww, cutie such a cute, even when she's not being a grade-A sl00t
>>2800551
aaaand shwing!
>>2800541
undeniably
>>2800539
i've stopped calling it an excuse. this thread is a fair enough reason
>>2800551
Adorably erotic.
>>2800508
>>2800528
>>2800403
>>2800608
>i should stop doing edits.png
yes you should.
stop now.
>>2800187
Tell me about it. These socjus folks are something else. I swear, the bigotry I have seen coming from them these past couple of years is second only to /pol/
>>2800267
I confess I don't get it. I always wondered if the "crack a window" was a reference I was missing.
>>2800539
Nice, I like your style.
>>2800310
This is super homo
It's also super hilarious, and I have saved it
>>2800464
>Donk isnt exactly racist in that he thinks everyone behaves the same or is predisposed to behave a way but he is very naive and constantly has trouble telling people of the same species apart
perfect, this is how it will be now
>>2800623
He meant in that fic, not The Late Stake.
>>2800620
>stop now.
dind't say i would.
>>2800418
So did she not hug him because of romantic feelings or did she partially agree with what he said about being guilty?
>>2800644
Cease this tomfoolery at once
>>2800360
nigga that's kawaii
flowery nick is cool
captcha AZALEA 3200
>>2800539
goddam pred table manners
also you draw pretty good, keep it up
a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶i̶g̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶
>>2800686
>goddam pred table manners
Not all preds.
I had lunch with a fox, and he was quite a delicate eater.
Not going to blog post but I had a shit day. Nice thirty minute shower inspired me to doodle this and try and figure out how to make rolling water droplets with pencil. I'd say I failed but everything's a learning experience.
How was your day /ztg/?
>>2800623
'Crack a window' means to wind the window down a little. To let all the bunny lust fumes out, in this case.
>>2800586
Wow--his out of focus eyes make him look remarkably like Hobbes, especially in that he's talking to a much shorter character.
Watterson is a REALLY hard style to emulate, but this guy did it and ikely without even trying.
Color me impressed.
>>2800623
>>2800652
I think she rejected his statements too thoroughly to feel that way. I think she really wanted to comfort him but wasn't sure how he would react to her hugging on him. At this point they were both clearly in the "I don't know if he likes me back" stage.
>>2800669
>>2800721
>>2800810
>nick not involved in a pic with judy
ree and etc.
>>2800810
>nick left
boi get back here in your moms panties and makeup
>>2800722
Sorry to hear about your day (bat?)anon, hope it gets better. My day was uneventful so I can't complain, but my dinner got spoiled cuz it, well, spoiled.
Okay, so what the fuck. Why are there two threads, what the fuck is wrong with everyone?
>>2800810
>Judy behind Nick's mom
>Judy's head is bigger than hers
jesus christ she's huge
Fuck i gotta go study for an exam i have tomorrow... gunna need extra comfy tomorrow night
>>2800833
because WAAAAAAAAAAAH TODAY'S SHITPOSTING WAS WORSE THAN YESTERDAY'S SHITPOSTING THE SKY IS FALLING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
>>2800836
well i'm done i'm going back to my game now
>>2800832
Yeah its me. Probably hard to tell because my style is frankly piss and now its a different type of piss. More hard lines and whatever.
Order a pizza or something. That's the only advice I can add there.
>>2800551
>>2800535
>>2800833
>what the fuck is wrong with everyone?
well you're in a furry movie porn thread for one
>>2800833
Because the snowflake namefags needed a safe haven all to themselves, and that was the result.
>>2800864
I should mention it's not done yet
>>2800862
Eh the problem has already been solved, but thanks.
>>2800875
It was a typo and a bunch of people were babbies about it until everyone jumped to this thread
>>2800852
Isn't this the trash heap. Isn't everything here shit posting? Why do people get tilted from this shit?
>>2800865
Look if it were that simple I'd have an idea. But it's like someone added an extra dose of autism. Like shit man, do they want this to be the next MLP?
>>2800875
>Namefags
Isn't it forced anon, unless you mean that one guy named J that everyone shitposted about.
>>2800875
No, the Dude anon made it with the intention of keeping it hidden from the shitposting. He mentions it in the thread. Whether or not he came up with this intention to justify his typo is anyone's guess.
>I've seen zootopia merch in target
>Nick owns a convertible
gimme some interactive flash game ideas
i wanna fuck around a bit
>>2800922
Workout session with the kangroo gets steamy.
>>2800922
Uhh, uhh, something with the kangaroo!
>>2800862
You're still working at your art, don't feel discouraged. The important thing is not to give up. Sorry your day sucked, it'll get better.
A little something for the Overwatch plebs.
>>2800922
dress-up games. it's 2003 again
>>2800922
like actual flash game or porn loop with options flash game
the former: zpd walkaround and talking
the latter: earjobs
>>2800922
Did you ever finish the picture of the antelope's mom?
>>2800942
>We don't have a smug, well dressed highroller character in zootopia
>>2800934
>>2800938
im not gonna do (even more) oc stuff for a flash game bruhs
>>2800949
an actual flash game, might do a porn animation later if i cant figure out the coding for a game
>>2800958
this one?
>>2800941
Thanks anon, but I'm not here to blog post. Lets just chill and talk about how your day was great.
>>2800947
I love fashion Judy, do it!
>>2800969
>shit I mean Overwatch
>>2800714
yeah of course not all preds but tbqh i have noticed that prey tend to have better table manners then preds.
>>2800974
Yeah. Did you ever fill in the blanks?
>>2800974
Oh, in that case.
>ZPD's Wilde-est Police Chases
>>2800922
A time management game like diner dash except instead of food you prepare bunny hookers for various fetish sex scenarios.
Nick's neck is harder to draw than I thought it would be; it's so long.
I'd like to request Finnick getting in a threeway with Nick and Judy
Bune?
>>2801025
His neck just kinda flows down from his face.
>>2801037
>>2801037
Bune.
>>2800992
here's the original sketch, gonna make the boobs a bit smaller
>>2801018
oh god i hate time based games so much you dont even know
>>2801025
I do hope jack savage is in the sequel in some form
Not really holding my breath or anything, but it would be neat
>>2801037
Bune
is done
>>2800942
And another one.
>>2801053
please don't. Cowtits are acceptable on milfs. Especially when they might be literal cows.
>>2800881
>>2801059
Oh god, Tracer with the classic Judy look is great.
>>2801054
I do, too. I just like the way he looks.
>>2800974
One of those "push the button really fast" type games? Like, Judy armwrestling Nick and whoever wins tops? That way, even if you "lose" you win the game.
>>2800974
Side scrolling judy hopping physics seems fascinating to me. Jumping in arbitrary directions and off arbitrary surfaces seems like it'd be quite fun, especially if you're in hot pursuit of something.
>>2801077
there there buddy, I'm cranking it out right now
So now we're at image limit are we going to the so called Secret Zootopia thread or is someone making a new one?
So, are we making a new thread or hopping into the stupid one?
>>2800974
collar bun simulator
>>2801114
Mega Man X slide physics would be incredible,
but I'm a competent programmer and I know what a double bastard physics
detection + response is like, especially in a shitshow like Flash
>>2801220
Dammit, just go to the other thread
>>2800922
Actually a walkaround with Judy and Nick'd be dope, they could give different perspectives on shit your character sees and bicker in the car.
Racing mini-game where you have to catch speeders with Flash as the end boss.
>>2800539
oh damn i love this
fukken saved
>>2801053
I actually quite like this but hey, I'm a fan of big tits.
>>2797248
HAH! EAT SHIT YOU SMUG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
>>2798322
One wants to smug and the other looks to fug.
>>2799793
Thank you based n00b. Lowkey my Beautiful dark twisted fantasy if ya know what I mean. Platonically of course
- J