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ERP thread. Multi colored tentacle fucking edition. Previous

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ERP thread.
Multi colored tentacle fucking edition.

Previous thread >>2768971
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First for sleep.
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>>2770884
Second for sleep.
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>>2770880
It's spelled Youkai.
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>>2770884
ERP with me already.
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FIFTH FOR FUCKING INVINCIBLE
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>>2770891
Yōkai (妖怪 ?, ghost, phantom, strange apparition) are a class of supernatural monsters, spirits and demons in Japanese folklore. The word yōkai is made up of the kanji for "bewitching; attractive; calamity;" and "spectre; apparition; mystery; suspicious".

Youkai (妖怪, "mystic apparition" or "mysterious calamity") is a term used to refer to Japanese folk creatures and ghosts, or to supernatural beings in general. Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless.
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>>2770891
>>2770898
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>>2770891
>>2770900
If it's too subtle, I'm saying it's the same shit you /jp/ flunkie
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>>2770893
But we've only known each other for ten minutes!
>>2770889
Nth for best poster
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>>2770906
Fuck you, I am right cause that's how ZUN spells it. God, it's way to early.
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>>2770916
So?

Don't you believe in love on the first sight?
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>>2770916
N-no way! You're best poster, by far!
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>>2770893
Dumb sound dog
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>>2770918
>Pet the cute demon of jealousy with his soft hands.
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Touhou's a shit series
so it doesn't matter
>Stands and flamboyantly brushes his hair
Just Try Me
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>>2770918
>That's how ZUN spells it
And? It's not like he does anything for the characters anyway. He makes like 2 lines of dialogue per character, and the autistic community fills in the blanks (Read: "Entire bio").
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>>2770929
H-hey, don't pet me! I am trying to be jealous and mean!
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>>2770936
>Not knowing about the manga ZUN created.
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>>2770929
>Ambushes with a hug

>>2770948
It's better to be kind and sweet!
>Hands her a cake he baked
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>>2770958
You're still pretending that the vast majority of the fanbase cares what he does/thinks/says lmao
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>>2770936
You can assume certain personality traits based on powerset (even if that does only give you TVTropes tier "character elements") but yeah.
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>>2770948
O-oh I'm sorry you just looked so cute I couldn't help myself.
>Jun who's name sounds too close to ZUN's giggles softly.

>>2770969
>He lets out a small yelp before chuckling gently.
Hello~!
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>>2770929
Hey there. You holding up alright after last night?
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>>2770922
This is how a harem begins, isn't?
>>2770925
No way you're the better and more entertaining poster here.
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>>2770973
>implying that site doesn't just make shit up out of nowhere then circlejerk over how good they are until they believe it
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>>2770986
Hm? Oh I think so.

(Although in reality I've had no sleep since then so quality in what I write will be quite lacking.)
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>>2770879
Is this Nue?
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>>2770984
>Starts to ruffle his head and pet it
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>>2770992
N-now you're just trying to embarrass me! You're the one who's really cute. Just look at that cute hat!
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>>2770997
(I can relate.)

Seriously? Damn, I spent the better part of the past 24 hours vomiting from a combination of staph infection and anxiety that the cops would show up any second. Aren't you supposed to be the traumatized one?
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I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL JUDY HOPPS
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>>2770972
>Implying they don't.
( You've been on jp to much. You're never suppose to go on jp. )
>>2770969
>She reluctantly takes the cake and starts eating it, piece by piece.
>>2770984
I am not cute though.
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>>2771018
Isn't it tasty?
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>>2771002
(Nope)
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2148999

>>2771005
>Jun giggles softly feeling the hand flow through his hair.
T-that tickles Anon~

>>2771013
I can get over things after not too much a time...

>>2771018
>The boy quickly wraps his arms around the youkai and embraces her letting out a gentle giggle.
But you are~ I just want to hold you and love you and kiss you~!
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>>2771018
Ayo Parsee. What's shaking?
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>>2770992
I don't even mind a harem, all I want is your love.

>>2771018
Ah, now I remember you. How's it going? Gimme an add on steam, will ya?
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>>2771026
Your hair's soft
I bet the rest of your body is as wel
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>tfw kind of want to actually get some lewd going but not sure what in the mood for
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>>2771026
>suddenly, the man lunges forward while leaning down, arms wrapping around your torso, squeezing you tightly. However, rather than begin another assault, he remains still, face buried into your torso. He begins to tremble, muffled weeping barely audible. Composing himself briefly, he manages to croak out,

You're too kind to a horrible man that didn't deserve a second chance.
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>>2771044
Oh I make sure to treat it with care every day as I wash myself to make me even more feminine~

>>2771047
>Jun smiles and places his hand onto the man's head; gently caressing it with a delicate feminine touch as he speaks in a low sweet-tempered voice.
It's alright mister.
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>>2771025
No it is not.
>>2771026
W-what are you blabbering about?!
>>2771028
Work, boredom, and tired.
>>2771036
What?
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>>2771046
Time stop porn
>>2771067
"treat it with care"
What's your method
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>>2771007
Cute Yuriposter.
>Usami gives the adorable poster a light pat on the head
It's getting late, you should consider going to sleep.
>>2771036
Well..I'm flattered but I think we should really get to know each other better.
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>>2771076
You said you were ParuParu.
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>>2771082
The best way to get to know each other is through genital touching, you know.
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>>2771076
You look like you're enjoying it though
>Notices how she has already eaten a significant portion of the cake
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>>2771089
Thats not really how it works. You should take her on a date or something first. And then you get to fuck.
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>>2771082
>She blushes at your touch, and lowers hear head, looking up at you.
Y-yeah, well...I guess I really should go soon...

But, so should you, you know.
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>>2771099
not in these threads it's not
unless you want it to take a week of "sorry too tired to keep going lets continue this tomorrow" before you even get to touch them
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>>2771076
How cute a lovable I find you~
>The boy giggles and nuzzles up closer to the women.
There's nothing wrong with that right?

>>2771077
Oh well I wash my hair with shampoo and conditioner once every two days and use a body lotion every day for the added smoothness~
>He lets out a delicate little giggle.
I need to keep it up constantly so I can stay as close to a girl as possible~
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>>2771067
>he inhales and exhales slowly as you stroke his hair, breathing deeply in an effort to calm himself. As many as two minutes later, he finally relaxes his embrace, quietly repeating, "It's alright," to himself over and over. He eventually manages a smile, saying

You're a good kid. I owe more than I could ever possibly hope to give you.
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>>2771117
Smooth?
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>>2771099
Hey man, I just want to have some good 'ol fashioned fun with Sumireko.

And preferably masturbate. But guess I ain't getting any of that here if that's the standard you guys play at.
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>>2771131
You're right on that aspect. People here spend too much time beating around the bush, even when some of the avas just want to fuck.
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>>2771122
Just make sure to not rape anyone and you'll be fine~
>Jun giggles and continues to pet the man's head.

>>2771123
Oh yes my skin is quite soft and smooth~ Have a feel of it if you want.
>The small boy extends his arms and legs out for you.
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>>2771113
Well i just know that some people prefer that stuff.
I don't know about this person though.
>>2771131
I'm not sure if there is a standard. Every erper has their way of wanting to lewd.
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>>2771099
Parsee..is that you?
>>2771089
Can I at least know your name first?
>>2771100
Soon. I'm already starting to feel tired.
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>>2771131
Nah, most people do it like you, don't worry. Yeah he average person's idea of foreplay around here a swift smack on the ass followed by immediate penetration, not that there's anything wrong with getting right to business, especially if you're the sort who, "multitasks." Both approaches have their merits and times for use.
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>>2771149
Nope.
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>>2771141
>Places a hand on his thigh and feels
W-woah!
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>>2771154
The* average person's
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>>2771149
Maybe we could go to bed...together? It doesn't have to be lewd...
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>>2771141
I'll make sure to ask them first from now on, lesson learned. My heart couldn't take another incident, not to mention the poor soul at the other end. They'd almost certainly be less resilient than you.

Goodnight, Jun. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.
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>>2771160
See? I take good care of myself~

>>2771170
Goodnight mister Anon~
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>>2771181
Yeah, you are...
>Pops an erection
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>>2771188
O-oh my; it seems you may have a little too much a liking to me.
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>>2771206
You felt good...
I'm sorry
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>>2771149
My "name" dropped earlier.

But I change it every few days anyway. Guess you can call me Kyouko for now.
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>>2771213
Oh it's alright but what are we going to do about that?
>Jun crawls over towards you; sitting down just inches away.
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>>2771219
I don't know
I'm actually new to this
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>>2771228
So it's the first time you've ever had a boner~
>The small boy lets out quite a loud chuckle.
Oh that is just so funny.
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>>2771219
please don't go away. i want a piece of you in like 10 mins.
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>>2771240
Why are you laughing
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>>2771085
Yes I am, what about it?
>>2771094
I a not enjoying it. I am just a bit hungry. Don't get the wrong idea.
>>2771117
There is everything wrong with it!
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>>2771241
(I'll try not to but I may pass out o you...)

>>2771243
Oh just the thought of a man popping their first boner to a little boy~
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>>2771249
I liked you. You were fun and erotic.
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>>2771250
And that's funny?
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>>2771249
>The small boy's face begins to pout slightly.
But you're so cute! I just want to wrap myself around you next to a fireplace as the light from the flames shows off your face as press my lips against yours so badly...
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>>2771265
Do you have Aspergers?
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>>2771265
Well to me yes...
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>>2771281
You make me blush
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>>2771289
Oh? Well I'm happy to help then~
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>>2771215
Ah I went back and checked.
Well I think Kyouko suits you better so Kyouko it is.
>Usami gently pets Kyouko's head.
May I ask why the sudden interest in me? It's not everyday I get someone this invested at first glance.
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>>2771303
(I want to lewd so badly but I can barely xtay awake)
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>>2771317
(It's fine just go rest since there's always the next day.)
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>>2771314
I've seen you and just knew, this one or nobody.

You know, that magical funny feeling in your stomache when you meet a special person.
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>>2771335
you're not off the hook just because he left
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>>2771368
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Okay.
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>>2771376
omfg stop yelling
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>>2771380
>Jun's face begins to pout before he pokes his tongue out at the anon.
No.
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>>2771392
Oh? so I have to make you then?
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>>2771405
N-no please don't... I'll keep quiet now.
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>>2771362
>Usami's cheeks turn a light shade of pink at the mention of love at first sight.
You mean... you weren't kidding about falling for me?
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>>2771410
No.. it's too late for that. take everything off.
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>>2771421
P-please don't...
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>>2771417
Why would I joke about that?

I would never tell a lie, you know~

>Kyouko smiles brightly, grabbing Usamis hand.
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>>2771431
looks like I have to do it.
>He grabs at your panties, tearing them off with ease. His hand moves to your bra which is easily pulled off as well, leaving you naked.
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>>2771443
>The boy just sighs and lay there naked,
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>>2771451
you act like this is a common occurence for you. You a slut?
> He says as he brings his cock out, already hard.
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>>2771479
(I'm sorry I'm not really feeling it right now; I'm just too damn tired.)
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>>2771490
that sucks. well i'll find you another time. can i have a hot pic at least
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Dead thread.
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>>2771495
(Is this good? Or do you want me to push the limits of he rules?)
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>>2771504
i'm curious. let's see.
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>>2771511
(Now hush and no telling.)
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>>2771523
thanks:)
have fun doing whatever it is you're gonna go do.
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>>2771435
>gently pets your ears
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>>2771545
Sorry, is that you Usami?

I can't tell without a picture.
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>>2771435
And I'm about to pass out.
Have a Skype I can use to contract you?
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>>2771542
(I'm likely going to pass out really which is why I didn't want to start anything... Have another lewd image to make up for it.)
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>>2771017
ACTUAL BAD COP JUDY HOPPS
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hello
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>>2771607
No sorry. I just find your ears really cute and fluffy.
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>>2771672
Naw
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>>2771689
oh
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>>2771621
Yeah, I have.

Try Raiko.Horikawa

>>2771674
No touching the ears.
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>>2771701
What?
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>>2771754
Why are you always fucking here
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>>2771708
Why not?
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>>2771779
Because I said so.
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>>2771775
Do I know you?
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>>2771800
Aww....
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>>2771806
KYS
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>>2771807
No and let's keep it that way
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>>2771844
Kirisu won't come back, huh?
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>>2771844
Fine with me, bitch
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>>2771888
God bless
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>>2771888
>He doesn't know Kirusu's other avatars
Heheheh.
>>2771895
I was just kidding!! How are you?
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honk honk
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>>2771917
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>>2771917
>>2771924
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Great, and what do I do now?
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>>2771913
You give me a headache
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>>2771944
You wait till dead hours are over.
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Who plays LoL in here?
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>>2771951
Great.

And I was already waiting hours to find someone cute to ERP with.
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>>2771974
erp with yourself fag
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>>2771974
Well thats just how it is. Patience is a virtue.
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>>2771947
So I have an effect on your life? That's cool! I don't feel anything when I talk to you.
>>2771972
me
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>>2771974
People who wait find the things people in a hurry have left
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>>2772042
Fucking what?
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>>2772016
Yeah, real cool
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>>2772070
KYS nigger
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>>2772070
Want to team up?
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>>2772094
No
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>>2772094
Piss off, shitter. We wanna recruit her as an ERPer not another meme-spouting shitposter
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>>2772127
Why not?
>>2772137
>recruit
>Implying I don't ERP
>Implying they aren't a memer
>Implying they dont shitpost
hello?
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>>2772163
>calling what you do ERP
top fucking kek
Go google some more penis euphemisms, scrub
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>>2772163
Go play with them so it'll be not filled with Shitposting.
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>>2772180
>the 1080
My fuckin DICK!
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>>2772211
I know right?
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>>2772235
I-I only have a 980... I feel so dirty and useless
I want the 1080 to bully my rig
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>>2772175
>top fucking kek
>scrub

Nothing more needs to be said
>>2772180
I want to!
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>>2772163
I don't see any good reason
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>>2772338
Sometimes you don't need a reason to do things! Which is why I'm talking to you!
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>>2772264
>Not 980Ti
My 1080 founders edition will bully your rig.
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>>2772373
I'm still not sure what you mean by team up
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>>2772410
>PC
Yeah enjoy your viruses and hackers. I'll be enjoying my actual gameplay on my Xbone.
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>>2772436
>not PS4
Lemme guess, you get off on straight shota ERP, don'tcha?
I'll be your mommy, bitch.
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>>2772436
>viruses
>2016
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>>2772429
I don't either actually. I just type the first thing that pops up into my head
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>>2772264
I only have the 760 ;_;
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>>2772481
7870 here...
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>>2772481
>>2772487
I still love both of you very much.
Unless you're using an AMD chipset then you go fucking choke on a cock <3
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>>2772502
Does... does that come standard with an AMD?
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>>2772478
Nice
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>>2772502
FX6300. Most of my parts were hand-me-downs from my uncle. I'll upgrade one of these days!
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>>2772472
>not being able to refute the fact that hacking is a huge issue with PC games
Yeah okay, bud. Enjoy wasting money to only have your games ruined. There are no hackers on Xbone so you wouldn't know that feeling of being able to play hacker free. I almost feel sorry for you.
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>>2772547
But each xbone game is 50-60$.
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>>2772547
>implying no one ever hacks in console games

Dude I saw someone using teh hax in fucking Mario Kart Wii.
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>>2772554
Obvious bait post, won't reply.
>>2772566
Being salty because someone was faster than you doesn't mean hacks. Dude, it's impossible to hack on console unlike PC. Consoles are clearly superior why even argue
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>>2772610
Yeah "having unlimited of every item at all times" was definitely not cheating in any way.
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>>2772619
Maybe you just need to git gud.
>>
What lunch special should I get from the Chinese joint, ded hours?
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>>2772619
>>2772635
Yeah clearly some little kid being salty that he lost his mario race :( poor kid.
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>>2772655
always lemon chicken
always regret it because it feels like you're dying of yellow food coloring overdose about an hour later
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>>2772655
General Tso's!
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>>2772635
>>2772672
>they don't know you can hack on the Wii if you install the "Homebrew Channel"
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>>2772680
They didn't have that so I went with >>2772685 since I haven't had it in forever. Thanks, ded hours.
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>>2772698
>he doesn't know that we're talking about Xbone
Keep trying, PC gaylord
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>>2772845
I didn't know you could get Mario Kart Wii on the Xbone, and that's the game that was being discussed in the posts I replied to. Guess I learned something today.
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>>2772621
Nep is not for sexual.
The only neps that are is rei, irisheart, vert and noire.
>>
yall niggas getting baited
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>>2772876
it's just "lol i was just pretending to be retarded look how good i trold u" tier shit too, it's fucking sad
>>
Thread is for fucking. Not shitposting
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>>2772907
DMG lays down the law!
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>>2772907
Well said.
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>>2772868
You were the one that brought up Mario Kart, not me. I started this discussion talking about how I feel sorry for you PC gamers because you get viruses and hackers while us Xboners get none of that. We just get all gameplay, no downtime, no hacks, no cheats, just fun.
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>>2772918
Damn straight, now take out your cock.
>>2772931
Thank you weird monkey person.
>>2772940
You. Put those hooks away and take your dick penis and or cock out.
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>>2772907
DMG, the voice of reason. You should all be ashamed.
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>>2772971
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.
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>>2772971
Yes mam!
>whips out muh veiny, throbbing cock
>>
(these be real DMG hours smash that fucking like if you up!!)
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>>2772974
When I speak up I'm normally voice of reason... as long as I'm not mic posting.
>>2772981
Niggers
>>2772997
Good boy~
>Reaching her hand down gently her pale palm wraps around it, squeezing it softly before running it up and down your shaft
Now, what do you want me to do with this beast?~
>>2773015
I rather them smash me~
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>>2773015
>tfw dont even especially like DMG but still going ham on that Like button because its better than shitty trolls trolling shitty trolls
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>>2773026
Fair enough. How's the bubbly bimbo doing this morning?
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>>2773026
>Blood rushes through my cock as you hold it in your hand, the heat radiating off of it becoming even more intense
I want you to make me pop with that phat ass of yours
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>>2772907
But I'm almost enjoying my shitposting.
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>>2772971
You're welcome, let me know if you need me to ger these disgusting humans "in the right mindset" for you.
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>>2773107
>cringe
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>>2773059
Just woke up. Checked thread and saw you all need a little love so I thought I'd pop in <3
>>2773068
Oh?~ A butt lover? I can work with that!
>With a grin she playful pushes your back onto the bed, cock still exposed and fully erect. She crawls ontop of you with a devilish smile, kissing and licking at your lips for a moment before asking another question
Face to face or do you want a nice view of my "phat ass"?~
>>2773101
No. Stop it. Bring that shit to /v/ senpai.
>>2773107
Honey the only thing that changes peoples mindsets around here is cocksucking. And I don't see you sucking cock.
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>>2772931
Little kid is wearing a sumo diaper on his head
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>>2773128
Well thanks, you da best, you buxom blonde beauty!
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>>2773128
>I relish the attention your mouth is giving me and catch your tongue with my lips, briefly holding it there playfully
Ohhh that's a tough one....hmmmmm.
Face to face. I wanna look at those beautiful doe eyes as you work your magic
>>
Time for the daily DMG cum tribute ritual.

Which picture will I blow my load onto today?
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>>2773150
Anytime love. Thanks a bunch <3
>>2773165
>Nodding happily she pecks at your lips a few more times, flicking and licking at your tongue and lips as she adjusts herself ontop of you. Already straddling you she rubs her pantie clad crotch on yours, teasing you ever so lightly, giggling before she speaks
My oh my~ Aren't you all pent up for me <3
>>2773197
This one!
.. B-but you can't really mean you cum to me everyday...
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>>2773197
Instead of that, how about you do a tribute to your life? Blow that load towards your future and better yourself.
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>>2773232
>you can't really mean you cum to me everyday...
But I do. Cleavage is my thing and you've got plenty of it everywhere I look.

Good choice by the way; exactly what I like. Time to nut.

>>2773246
I've got a pretty comfortable life with a well-paying job in a future-proof field. I just happen to also be a pervert.
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>>2773232
>Already my breathing is hot and heavy, each small kiss sends a jolt through me down to my cock, giving a powerful throb each time. I nearly lose it and let out a small moan as our crotches come in contact
Oh you have no idea....I've had my eye on you for days~
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AHHHH......
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>>2773246
I just fucking lost my sides at this
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>>2773283
HAAAH......
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>>2773232
No prob, turboslut thread savior.
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>>2773291
AHHH.....
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>>2773283
>>2773291
I like these faces
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>>2773133
>he rolls his eyes for a moment
Its jokes like that, that make me consider killing humanity. Its a metallic helmet yes I get what it looks like to some idiots.
>>2773114
Oh boohoo, cry more filth.
>>2773128
Oh come on a little mind control here and there never hurt anyone. I could make them do whatever you want.
That's because Im not gay DMG, no matter how much these anons want me to be.
>>2773283
>>2773291
>>2773299
>dam it i loved that doujin.
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>>2773232
you know you want that daily jizz. i dont know what you drink more of, cum or vodka
>>
(...Well, I'd better get started with that folder.)
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>>2773299
HAAAAH.....
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>>2773310
which folder?
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>>2773310
(For god's sake.)
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>>2773313
AHHHHH......
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>>2773313
>>2773322
>D-dam it guys
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>>2773318
But pork is nasty.
It tastes like shit.
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>>2773322
HAAAH......
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>>2773274
Enjoy anon! Hope you like it <3
>>2773282
Oh?~ I love to hear I'm being admired~
>She says with a breathm reaching down and adjusting her soft cotton panties to expose her small, wet slit, rubbing her sweetness onto the top of your hardened cock, putting little pressure on it
Ahhh~ You've must of wanted this for awhile now, hmm?~
>>2773297
It's what I do best baby~
>>2773303
I have a Gardevoir friend for mind control. Sorry, I don't fuck planet of the apes rejects~
>>2773304
>tfw haven't had a new bottle of vodka in weeks
>The last one I drank is just at my desk empty as I slut
Kill me.
>>2773318
Hey. it's meat girl again.
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>>2773340
...HAAAA?
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>>2773330
>>2773340
>>2773351
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2773318
Still not sure whether to be okay with this or scared for my life.
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>>2773358
TO GO EVEN... FURTHER


BEYOND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2773358
>>2773371
RULES OF NATURE
>>
>>2773345
You wha-!!!
Its ok....its fine. Did you REALLY have to call me that though?!!
>>2773358
>>2773371
My fucking ears!
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>>2773318
>tfw that comic is over
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>>2773345
S-so long...its been ages since the last time I got to do anything with you
>My sensitive cock begins to leak the second it touches your pussy. Our juices mix and I instinctively start to grind against you
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>>2773371
>>2773392
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2773345
>planet of the apes rejects
i fucking love you DMG
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>>2773345
>planet of the apes reject
My fucking sides...
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>>2773392
Yes. Yes I did.
>>2773403
>She can't help but giggle as she feels your cock throb and twitch on her, she slowly lowers herself on you until it pops inside of her, the head sliding it and opening her tiny, tight hole, lowering herself on it she lets out a small moan
Ahh~ I h-hope this makes up for it <3
>>2773414
I love you too guy that uses the same reaction images to comment on my little one liners <3
>>2773440
And I love you too anon <3
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>>2773414
>>2773440
>il admit that was pretty funny
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>>2772874
I don't wannaaa!
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>>2773444
ohhhhh fuckkkkk~
>My body spasms in pure ecstasy as my member slides into you
T-this makes up for it and then some...Jesus it feels like youre trying to rip my dick off
>>
>>2773473
>flicks forehead
Nobody cares what you want.
>>
>>2773473
You dont have to sleepyhead
>pats head
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>>2773488
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>>2773473
CUTE
C
U
T
E
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>>2773509
>CUTE
>C
>U
>T
>E
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>>2773505
Shut up.
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>>2773482
>She giggles at you comment as she slides you deeper inside of her, filling her tight hole with inch after inch of hot, stiff cock, letting out a small moan she finally reaches your lap with hers, sitting up straight she looks down at your flustered face
My my~ We've barely started and you're already twitching~
>>
>>2773564
there is no need to be upset
>>
>>2773232
i'm not usually into enormous tits but DAMN
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>>2773607
See something you like anon?~
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>>2773590
Well I- I don't think you've experienced an ass this good before...
>I lay there motionless, as if afraid any movement at all might set me off. All I can do is stare up at you, completely yours
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>>2773607
>good taste anons

Welp Il be lurking if you need me. Have fun guys and gals.
>>
>Peeks in thread
...Maybe I should stop by soon..~
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>>2773503
But they were sayin I'd have to and stuff...

>>2773509
So I don't have to, riiiight?

>>2773574
Maaaaaybe. I'll think about iiiit.
>>
>>2773642
Shut up
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>>2773645
Go back to the discord, fuck off
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>>2773631
Boobies!
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>>2773656
Fine, suit yourself...
>leaves thread
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>>2773637
But honey. You haven't even touch my big, juicy butt~
>She comment as she reaches down taking your hands and leading them to my hips, bouncing up and down on your lap her flesh meats your again and again, small slapping sounds as she rides your thick shaft, every small bounce making her skirt frill up slighty
>>2773642
You know I miss you <3
>>2773672
Boobs
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>>2773676
I'll be around a little later...~
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>>2773682
See you then <3
>>
>>2773645
Fucking hell your voice is annoying.
>Pushes Plutia to the ground

Unless your gonna use that mouth to suck some cock you should keep it shut.
>>
>>2773631
well, as i said, huge boobs arent usually my thing, but they certainly caught my eye
>>
>>2773682
Aww~ i was looking foward to having some fun training you
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>>2772907
That's debatable
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>>2773735
What *is* your thing then sweetie?~
Big butts?
>>2773753
Fuck outta here undermeme
>>
>>2773764
yeah i'm far more of an ass man
>>
>>2773676
Nnnng!
>The instant my hands reach your soft ass they clamp down and squeeze, pulling your cheeks in all directions as my breathing becomes ragged.
>My hips, almost on their own, begin to pump into you in tandem with your bouncing
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>>2773764
Calm down
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>>2773700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSZXJnLgX74
It's not thaaaaat bad, is it..? I'm going to get dirty on the flooor...
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>>2773784
Ass it is then <3
>>2773790
>Feeling your cock fill her over and over again she gasps, biting at her lip as your cock pounds into her over and over, making a small moan everytime you thrust into her, smiling down with half lit eyes she asks
Ahh~ Are you going to cum baby?~
>>2773802
NO U
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>>2773818
Well alright then
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>>2773818
i approve this message
about time something went vaguely my way
>>
Oh hey guys whats going on?
>>
>>2773818
>I cant even respond as my lust overwhelms me. My pumping becomes so hard that, were it not for me holding your hips down tight, each slam would threaten to send you up and off my cock. Suddenly I tense up, though the pumping continues uninterrupted. I cant hold back the pressure any longer.
>>
>>2773808
Yes it is that bad.

Oh you don't like the floor? But that's where useless trash belongs.
>>
>>2773864
DMG is taking a dick, you ready for erp?
>>
>>2773900
Only if the other person is a cute girl.

I'm more of a yuri fan, you know.
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>>2773896
Ehehe.. But you're wroooong.
We're already iiiin the trash!
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>>2773885
>Feeling your body tense under her's she leans downwards to you, face to face she smiles, and in a hot breath she says with a whisper
Cum for me~
>As she squeezes her already tight hole around your swelling cock
>>
>>2773925
Go-godamnit.

Your too cute for me to bully.
>>
>>2773910
>>2773935
DMG is.... I'm not sure if cute is the word i'm looking for.
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>>2773961
No it's not.
The word is adorable
>>
>>2773993
Ah yes, exactly! Now could you go and have some fun with that girl over there? >>2773910
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>>2773935
>Seconds after you finish your request I let out a loud half moan, half grunt. Hot fluid shoots from my dick inside of you as my thrusting reaches unprecedented speed. A squishing sound now accompanies the slapping of skin on skin and only gets louder by the second as more cum fills your insides.
Fuuuuuck...
>Finally I stop and become completely relaxed, panting heavily underneath you as my cock slowly softens
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>>2773993
A different word comes to my mind
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>>2774007
Maaaaybe. green hair is a kink of mine~
>>2774008
>Feeling your hot, steamy cum fill her she smiles, leaning in and kissing your cheek with a smile
Thank you sir~
>>2774033
Pretty? Beautiful? Perfect?
>>
>>2774033
Dark-type?
>>
>>2773993
I was thinking more along the lines of: "sexy slut"
but I guess that works..?
>>
>>2774052
Aderpable
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>>2774052
You keep thinking that

>>2774056
You're not wrong
>>
(Why are these images so rare? Especially actual lewd...)
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>>2774057
Sexy slut is two words. Dumb dumb.
>>2774061
>Urge to post Derpy rising
>>2774073
I only think because I know~
>>
>>2774052
No problem <3
>>
>>2773910
A yuri fan? Perhaps a certain thick girl will be paying you a visit later
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>>2774096
You're probably right
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>>2773945
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>>2774096
I'd save her for more people. Everyone seems to love playing with the ditz, and there aren't enough here to warrant it.
>>
>>2774130
Huh?
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>>2774175
You're so cute!
Can I uh, scratch your ear?
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>>2774143
I-I will break you.

You piece of shit.
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>>2774201
Hi, girlfriend!
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>>2774201
No thanks. No touching the ears.
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>>2774143
Plutia enjoys being milked! She also pretends to not enjoy having a plump chest!
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Where did my post go?
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>>2774216
Hello anon! Good afternoon.
>>2774218
Aww well can I at least hold you in my lap? You just look so adorable and warm.
I won't touch your ears, I promise!
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>When you wanna slut but the new Pokemon trailer drops
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>>2774375
You look like a bimbo tranny in that image
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>>2774375
>playing pokemon

Youkai watch is what all the cool kids are playing now.
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>>2774360
Sounds like you have lewd things in your mind.
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>>2774360
Good afternooon! But, now I'll need to go...
See you later!
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>>2774403
Make a better one then honey~
>>2774404
Youkai watch is for hipsters that just wanna be different but don't know Digimon is still on going.
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>>2774405
Wh-what makes you say that? I mean...
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>>2774442
I've been waiting to get lewd for hours now~
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>>2774462
Oh... well uh, what'd you have in mind?
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>>2774487
Well, I prefer to write in private. But guess a lot of people actually enjoy the show here and I don't want to scare anyone off with my weird tastes.

So I let you take the lead~
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>>2774440
Fuck you man Youkai is GInna make billions just watch
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>>2774508
What kind of uh, weird tastes? I'm really not picky here, just tell me what you wanna do.
>She gives the girl a shaky, but friendly, smile as she plops down on a nearby couch, body jiggling slightly as she lands.
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>>2774572
Like I said, I really prefer to keep doing this in private.

But if you want to keep writing here, I want you to take the lead.
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...Rainbows...
>The blade swings up dramatically and defensively.
No.
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>>2774599
Where would you want to take it privately, then?
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>>2774658
Steam, Skype, E-Mail, some chatroom website. Literally anything else.
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>>2774667
I'm on the /erp/ discord.
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>>2774669
Okay, literally anything but that.

I hate that place AND discord with a burning passion.
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>>2774680
Hah, any reason for that?
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>>2774696
Nothing that I want to discuss.

Fuck, I'm just here to ERP. Why does it always derail into something else?
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>>2774714
Here's my email then, nerd. Shoot me one and lemme know what you're into.

[email protected]
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>>2774728
>[email protected]
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>>2774205
Awww...
I'm sorrrrry..!

>>2774321
Weeeeirdo!
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>>2774802
>Niggerposter doesn't have a burner email for lewd shit
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>>2774816
You really are a product of 4chan, aren't you?
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>>2774812
That's right you better apologize

>flicks her forehead

You stupid girl.
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>>2774816
>not proudly and openly doing all your ERP on your work email address
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>>2774816
>making a cringy ass name for a throwaway email
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>>2774968
Why would the name matter,its for fucking erp.
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Hello everyone~ Been enjoying your day, so far?
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>>2775062
Not really.

But there is a light shining through the dull darkness that is a boring tuesday afternoon.
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>>2775062
no, they're fixing shit right outside my house and it's loud as fuck
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>>2775062
I don't have to go outside today.

So it's pretty good.
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>>2775062
Work is hell, but at least now there's a good booty here
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>>2775062
I literally just raped the hardest test in the program and locked a fuckin B.
Fuck yeah.
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>>2775062
Sometimes, I wish I could.
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>>2775188
>I literally just raped the hardest test in the program and locked a fuckin B.
>Fuck yeah.
>>2775188
>I literally just raped the hardest test
>>2775188
>literally
>>2775188
>raped
>>2775188
>test
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>>2774968
Sounds like you're triggered, nigger.
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>>2775211
Literally. I tore a hole in it and shoved my dick through it like it was Ribbon before turning it in.
Ass.
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>>2775216
Yeah, I am fucking triggered. Triggered at HOW FUCKIGN CRIGNY PEOPLE CAN BE
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>>2774714
I want to fuck the echo dog
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>>2775078
Really? How nice~

>>2775122
Aww, so sorry to hear...

>>2775170
Is that so...?

>>2775149
Don't stay inside too long~

>>2775188
Well don, hon~
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>>2775296
Of course that's so. I mean you, by the way.
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>>2775253
>Drakeposter talking about anyone else being cringeworthy
>Drakeposter sperging out about a silly email name talking about anyone else being cringeworthy
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>>2775314
I had a feeling that was the case~
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>>2775229
Wow. You shouldn't take that out on paper. Grind a clipboard if anything.
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>>2775296
Yes, it's very nice.

And I already gave up my hopes to have a fun afternoon.
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>>2775322
>Drakeposter talking about anyone else being cringeworthy
>>2775322
>Drakeposter
>>2775322
>cringeworthy
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>>2775342
Two more exams over the next two days and then I'm taking it out on YOU, cutie~
Wish me luck.
/end blogposting
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>>2775296
My bed is so comfy though.
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>>2775349
I'm glad to hear it. I hope you make the most of your day~
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Hey
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>>2775342
NEED 2 BREED
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>>2775333
If I weren't at work I had a whole fun idea for when you came back. Unfortunately it's super busy here
>Anon uses Tail Slap
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>>2775383
There is always room for improvements, you know~

>>2775388
HEEEEY!
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>>2775363
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Hallo.
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Two questions regarding Shota avatars
Are people fine with shota avatars given that they are not posting porn?

Do people like them? I heard people don't like male avatars.
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>>2775528
Shut the fuck up
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>>2775528
Iowa will love you forever if you're Shota and your writing's good
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>>2775528
I'm fine if its a crossdressing shota.
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>>2775528
Shota without nsfw images is fine.

Acfew people here actually do like male avatars. We are in a short supply of maledoms who aren't overly cringy.
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>>2775528
You can lewd without porn pics,or just censor it.

Despite what people might say you get plenty of homos here,so you might get some people. Not as much as grills though.
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>>2775526
>throws a shoe at you
Shoo
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>>2775507
H-Hey, h-how are you cutie?
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>>2775539
Shut up
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>>2775393
Aw, how sad. There's always later~
>Hilda uses Taunt

>>2775388
Hey cutie~

>>2775376
Trust me, I know the luxuries of a comfy bed~ Just take a short walk if you can.

>>2775507
Hmm? Why, hello there miss~ What did you have in mind?

>>2775526
Heya~ Have we met?

>>2775540
(Disregard that writing comment. She doesn't stress out about writing, so you don't have to be perfect.)
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>>2775543
I miss Link. He had such potential to be a loving maledom.

Fucking Blake...
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>>2775563
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.
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>>2775528
Miyafuji and Iowa lusted all over Hotarumaru's dick yesterday and from what I see he never posts porn, except for that one picture which he censored himself.
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Hello ladies, I am Meme Man Melvin

Who wants to be filled to the brim with memes?
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>>2775374
Good luck!
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>>2775562
Are you by any chance Cebruz?

I'm just super carefull with Tomoko posters.

>>2775573
Hm, lewd things and sleep. And slowly sleep is overwhelming the lewd. Mostly I'm waiting here for a second wind to kick in, so I can stay awake for 2 or 3 more hours.
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>>2775573
H-Hey >\\\<
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>>2775562
>>2775605
>Cebruz
Oh god, I really hope not.
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>>2775597
>>2418621
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>>2775622
oh no you didn't
>whip a dank meme
>rip off your pants
>my meme becomes hard
>I deeply insert my meme into your butthole
>You like this
>after 24 hours of intense buttfucking, I ejaculate meme juices with the force of 10 locomotives
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>>2775584
I love you too!
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>>2775605
Well, of your ever in the mood for lewd, give me a call~ The name's Hilda.

>>2775608
I happy to see you still hanging around~
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>>2775576
Last thing I heard was the nigga had a job. He probably won't be back.
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>>2775573
No, I do not believe so. I am Ursu-
>>2775558
>She gets hit square in the by the shoe.
M-My apologies. I shall leave.
>Ursula leaves the thread.
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>>2775605
>Cebruz
>Implying that I am a filthy turk that lives in Germany.
>>2775614
I am not cebruz.
>>
Would a dominant shota/trap work?
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>>2775573
I suppose so~
>Anon uses Sweet Kiss
Until later then!
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>>2775636
Stop replying to me.
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>>2775657
>replies
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>>2775648
Yes

All we have is Jun after Mizuki quit. Maybe Hotarumaru, but he doesn't advertise being a fuckboy, you gotta take his ass yourself
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>>2775643
>Turns you into Iida
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>>2775657
Why?
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>>2775648
That dick is quite nice~
>>2775638
W-Why would I leave?
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>>2775661
Jun quit ERP?

Did she honestly leave ERP for Hungry Gays?
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>>2775644
Are you sure you're not him?

I don't want to enable that fag in any way possible.

If not, then I must apologize for being so rude. I hope I can make it up somehow.

>>2775638
Right now I am in the mood for lewd, but I don't like to lewd here in the thread.
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>>2775641
;_;
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>>2775528
You just have to work hard to stand out as a male avatar and not be cringe mostly.

Of the ones we have I think the P5 Protag and Solaire are okay. I actually don't think Jiro is very cringe, he's just very dedicated to his play with Elizabeth, which is fair.

As far as shotas go I think they're fine, just can't do much image-wise thanks to lel trash is apparently better than /b/.
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>>2775673
Because you make me feel confusing thoughts. Now stop it!
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>>2775676
I meant all we have left IS Jun without Mizuki around.
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>>2775697
oh
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>>2775528
>Nah people like male avas, they just understandably hate me for cringe
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>>2775651
Later~

>>2775643
Ursu...? Well, good bye~

>>2775675
No, I just meant it's nice to see you~

>>2775680
Oh, no? Don't like things publc?
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>>2775660
Oh, and fuck you.
>>
>>2775694
Aww does someone want cummies?
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>>2775661
Not entirely sure who those people but I don't mind approaching people for that

>>2775675
Thanks~, you can see it up close if you want!
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>>2775706
Yup.

I prefer it somewhere private, preferably with instant messaging. And without people commenting everything you write.
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>>2775725
>And without people commenting everything you write.

>comments on what youre writing
>flies away
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>>2775725
Shut up
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>>2775680
I-I am not a filthy turk destroying Germany >\\<
You're the second person to think that I am cebruz
>>2775706
O-Oh, how are you?
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>>2775667
...
I am leaving before this place gives me an aneurysm.
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>>2775719
She never seems to want cummies anymore. Unless it's just mine...
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>>2775747
>leaving

That's against the rules, senpai
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>>2775725
>somewhere private
>with instant messaging
>without people commenting on everything
>that isn't where everybody from here is
Jee you sure have low standards, huh
I mean I think only few here goes to f-list or anything so you'd better deal with it and find a discord or summit, there's been a bajillion/8/9/10 ERP discords
>>
>>2775747
who is this cutie?
>>
>>2775777
Nice trips,but I do understand where she is coming from.

Shitposting can kill your mood.
>>
>>2775742
You shut up, nigga.
>>
>tfw no active turbosluts are around
Feels bad man
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>>2775743
Well, you're posting Tomoko on /trash/. On the ERP thread.

The chance that you are Cebruz is like 75%?

>>2775777
All my previous ERP sessions have been on omegle or steam, mostly very disapointing.
And the only time I've been on F-List I got spammed by an intern Harem RP group which I wanted to join. That went so far they made new accounts to send me hatemail when I blocked them. So I have in general bad expierence in ERP.
And the one time I was on discord, which is a really shitty program btw, it was just /b/ with loli pics.

Sorry that I'm used to that kind of stuff and that I ask people if it's possible to write privately.
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>>2775837
why even live
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>>2775837
Well you're in luck then, since I just got here~
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>>2775817
I'm mostly anti-anti-discord because I'm an annoying fucker like that and there's a lot of people who've tried to resist the movement from places onto discord and split up previous groups. Why can't everyone like the things I like?
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>>2775837
Dark Souling.
Might pop back in soon
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>>2775837
Its okay anon, maybe one day our boners will be taken care of..
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wait avas like little boys
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>>2775857
You better not get wasted at out wedding this friday <3
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>>2775846
Not really since I am here for more than 6 months.
Ask anyone..
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>>2775846
God, you are annoying. Either erp, shitpost, or leave.

No one cares about your experiences.
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>>2775694
Okay fine, I'm gone now
>>
>>2775846
f-list is full of the wrong sorts of people.
But I mean almost everyone here came from /b/ anyway, so is it that bad to have something that's literally just /b/?
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>>2775837
Literally just say DMG and she shows up.
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>>2775897
This.
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>>2775850

Marceline a cute. A total cute.
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>>2775882
Will do.

But until it's proven, you are Schroedingers cat.
You are and you are not Cebruz. At the same time.

>>2775897
Rude. But I'll understand your point, this is for ERP, nothing else.

>>2775908
Honestly, if I join an ERP chatroom I expect non-stop fucking and cute girls. Not 24/7 autism on highest degree.
>>
>>2775871
Don't tell me how to live my life!
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>>2775913
Yeah but she's Dark Souling. Might as well sleep for a few hours.
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>>2775941
Why are you still here?
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>>2775871
>>2775951
Just fuck already!
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>>2775951
WE'RE GETTING FUCKING MARRIED
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE ALL THAT VODKA AND THROW IT IN A LAVA PIT
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>>2775956
Because you keep responding.
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>>2775719
Not right now.
>>2775759
I do! I tried yesterday to get cummies, but then I had to go after a while
>>2775900
No, please don't.
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>>2775941
But the equation is complicated!
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>>2775928
Ya know if you want to fuck me you can just say so

>>2775963
This t b h
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>>2775941
There aren't a lot of places you can get non-stop fucking and cute girls, because a lot of people like to bring their real life into things or post memes since they're probably around meme-age.
Not a lot of people are good at pretending to be cute girls instead of male memelords on the internet.
>>
>>2775963
Can't fuck. Trying new pvp dark souls builds
>>2775984
Please don't I'll be good ;-;
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>>2775984
I am going to FUCK the dominator
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>shitposting people away

yes yes let the hate flow through you
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>>2775984
Hurry up and do it. Vodka blows anyway.
>>
>>2775941
>ask if someone is cerbruz
>they say no
>still accuse them of being that person.
God damn you are an annoying cunt. I'll you've done since you've got here is bitch and moan.
>>
>>2776031
>PvP Souls play
wew lad
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>>2776034
we don't need another blogposter. we have plenty.
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>>2776056
Kill the blogposter, and feel the power of the Dark Side
>>
Can someone link the discord?
>>
>>2776001
Well, the only equation you should need to know is Peenus + Vagoo anyway.

>>2776024
Yeah, I get your point. Enough of this now or people will pick up hayforks and torches.
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>>2776031
I will, you better be good, honey~

>>2776033
Yes, you will

>>2776041
I've always been more of a coffee girl anyway
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>>2775913
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>>2776020

I wanna fuck you. In the missionary position. For the sole purpose of procreation.
>>
>>2776080
Or Peenus + Bootie
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>>2776096
Thousand year old vampire, virgin loser
Just because we both start with V doesn't mean we can breed..

But I guess I can still put you to use~
>>
>>2776086
Don't forget the Roofies.
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>>2776080
I-I prefer another one...
>>2776106
This one is much better~
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>>2776088
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>>2776020
Yes, vampire is good agree to Skadi.

>>2776031
Fine, I fuck her myself.
>>
>>2776130
Nice axe. Rock on.
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>>2776146
Oh?

Which one? Tell me!
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>>2776159
Well, it's really a bass
I don't really need to use the axe part too often

>>2776149
Can't argue with you when you're right~
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>>2776080
>picks up strawspoon and flashlight
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>>2776147
I have lost nothing in this exchange.
>>
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>>2776179
I-I prefer having it in the butt >\\<
(is it just me that the legs look much longer than her?)
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I love it when it's dead and not gay in this place.
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>>2776244
Thanks again for the frostonium powers, dork~
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>>2776244
What about Lord Hater being gay for Wander's banjo?
>>
>>2776147
>not trap jammer for dmg
>>
>>2776204
Uh ... what?

>>2776236
Oh, in the butt? You're quite open about your sexual preferences. We barely know each other~
(The legs are longer. Anatomy is hard)
>>
>>2776130

Well I do like to be of use. Use me as you see fit.
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>>2776149
That is...a lot of meat.
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>>2776264
Eat a- oh wait you already ate those didn't you?

>>2776266
Shut up.
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>>2776271
I-I.. s-sorry >\\\\< I-I didn't mean it l-like that
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>>2776299
All of em~
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>>2776308
Nono, no need to be sorry.

If you want you can tell me more~
I always have an open ear for such stories.
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>>2776206
But you did lose,you lost the game.
>>2776269
DMG is 100% grill.
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>>2776269
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>>2776329
Stories? W-what do you mean?
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>>2776271
Well you said not to pick up pitchforks and torches, thought Id do the opposite.
>>2776316
Finally I might get to see how you dominate these people so easily.

Reminder, come to me for all your hypno needs at, least when gardevoir isnt around, wouldent be right to steal her toys now would it.
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Let the vampire lewding commence

>>2776359
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