What if all of /trash/ lived in a mansion, what would it be like?

>>2770728
The cleaning staff would need to outnumber us 3:1

>>2770728
Trash

>>2770791
>cleaning the trash
if anything we'd hire maids to bring in more garbage

>>2774219
Then those aren't maids, those are garbage men

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it would smell like poop

>>2778064
garbage maids, anon
>>2778141
probably, but we're talking about /trash/, not /pol/

We'd all fight to be alone in the solitary rooms as the others turn on their normie modes and act awkwardly while some autistic savant starts rallying people to go to a club

Even if I knew everyone there was from /trash/ I couldn't help but act normal

Also I know there's a lot of Mexicans in /trash/ from my life experiences but I'd be interested in the race statistics

>>2778349
>Even if I knew everyone there was from /trash/ I couldn't help but act normal
Essentially this. It would ruin the comfy.

All I can say is that the mansion would be on 34th street

>>2782897
>>2778349
let's stipulate that it's some sort of matrix/vr virtual mansion where everybody is anonymous, that would probably make things much more fun

>>2770728
Fire and death.

cringey

Zootopia trashmen would reign supreme in a big living room where everyone could be comfy in a sleeping bag/blanket.

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>>2789888

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>>2770728
I would be in the gaming room playing Heroes of the Storm with Li Li all day every day (as I do anyway). Occasionally people would want me to play with them out of token humor and good will, but not really. I assume they would all be on Overwatch and I would be isolated.

>>2770728
Bad
Very very bad

all the female board members would probably be raped to shit

so would all the physically weaker guy members

>>2797156
you say that like it's a bad thing. as a physically weaker guy, I really like that idea
also there's probably no grils in the /trash/

>>2770728
Assuming >>2783406's scenario, it would consist of the following:

7:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Sleeping in a big pile on the floor, wrapped in blankets and snuggled close for warmth/comfort. Masturbation and humping may or may not ensue.
12:30PM - 4:19 PM: Vidya and /trash/ food gorging, interrupted with occasional bouts of masturbation
4:20PM - 4:22PM: LOLL WEED LAMO
4:23 - 9:00PM : Vidya, shitpostan, more TV. Sluts from the cockworship thread may or may not awaken from their dick induced slumber to lick up the gallons of spilt cum from the floor/off other Anons.
9:30 PM - 12:00 PM : Everyone tries to be a drawfag, fails badly, decides to go play Hunger Games and watch Gumball instead.
12:00AM - 6:59 AM: Buttfucking, followed by glowing descriptions of Bad Dragon products and fine-tuning bondage gear exhausts everyone and they gradually mass up back into the dog pile on top of the cum soaked blankets on the floor before snuggling up for a few extra rounds of vidya, followed by more napping until tomorrow.

We would notice that most of us were nice people and start liking each other.

>>2797401
As a cockworshipper, my day would constitute sleeping, sucking, getting fucked, and descending into hedonistic bliss.
Pretty accurate.

>>2797156
You can't rape the willing Anon.

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Why is there fecal matter and semen on my waifu pillow?

>>2801532
why wouldn't there be?

>>2801532
Because the scat fetishists broke the lock on their door

>>2801532
Oy! Do we have any choclate milk left?

>>2805185
Nope, filled the bathtub with it.

>>2805325
What the fuck kind of fetish is that

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>>2770728
FBI, OPEN THIS DOOR

>>2805858
The creamy kind.

>>2797188
No... trust me, there are girls on /trash/.

>>2778349
This, we all know it's going to be as close to normalcy as we can manage, unless some turboautist spergs out and triggers some collective meltdown. Barring that, would be pretty normal save for the constant smell of semen and moaning coming from all the rooms.

As for >>2783406's scenario, >>2797401 pretty much nailed it.

>>2770728
There would be no mansion.
There would only be a trash heap.
A landfill.

>>2809337
I'm aware, I wasn't really being serious
That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a very strong male slant

>>2770728
Alright, where the fuck is my Rainbow Dash plushie?

>>2805884
Oi! /b/'s that's way, corner of Here and Forever courts. Fucking cunt.
...that's a noice nightstick ya got there m8.

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>>2770728
I have a perfect pic for you.

>>2774219
>>2778064
>>2778215
No, better yet: it's garbage ape maids!

>>2810891
Greetings citizen

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>>2810891
I read this in GradeAUnderA's voice.
>>2770728
Probably awful since you have fat sweaty manchildren, pasty white stickmen, and niggers combined. The stench would be awful, and that's not including the people that'd be running around in saggy diapers, [spoiler] myself included [/spoiler] footfags who get off to sweaty, smelly feet, those guys who never shower, and the smell of dried up cum in everyone's bedroom.

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>>2812135
>myself included

>>2812135
I don't see anything bad here.

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>>2817586

>>2770728
if /trash/ were a community, I'd say we're more like Goodneighbor from Fallout 4.

We're a fucking sty with a horrible reputation, a den of scum and villainy, but you know what? We're free, and we seem to get along pretty damn well acknowledging we're all equally shit.

Now who wants to huff some jet and fuck something unspeakable?

>>2825106
I would totally fuck deathclaws.

>>2825300
Deathclaw? Those are perfectly speakable. You want a real challenge of something unfuckable? Let's find some Cazardors! Give them a bit of our own sting.

>>2825358
I was waiting for you to reply with [spoiler]centaurs[/spoiler]

>>2825031
>not sinking into mindless hedonistic filth
What's wrong with you?

>>2797498
I already noticed that, for some reason /trash/ is the nicest board.

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>>2825414
to be honest, I forgot about them for a second.

Guess the Centaur is pretty hard to top.

>>2810891
Oh... Sorry about that, US govt. will replace your door.

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>>2825631
If it has a hole, there is a way

[lolspoilers]I had to burn my search engine after this. Wasn't worth it/10[/lolspoilers]

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>>2825358
Cazadores you say? I think you might just like this

[lolspoilers]people scare me[/lolspoilers]

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>>2812135
>Scat/Piss fetishist clog the pool with shit, piss and possibly even vomit
God that would be so hot, just sitting in a pool of strangers shit and piss, people occasionally passing by just to piss on anyone in it or to just fill up the pool.

If I was there nothing would be safe, I'd lick the toilets, cum in people's food, on their door knobs, I'd masturbate with used tissues.

and I'd most likely dress up in a fat futa fursuit

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the webcomic r34 circlejerks would be in the guest house with /aco threads that got moved here
>**chough**chough anthro on aco **chough**chough

>>2811589
Theirs not nearly enough vomit and garbage on the floor, and not even a single shit smeared paw print on the wall

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>>2770728

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>>2831272