Zootopia Thread: Waking the Dead Edition http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f

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XTH FOR ZISTOPIA

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>>2756302
BUNE

I know this sounds autistic but what relgions are there in zootopia. For example would the sheep be christians becase of the lamb of god and so forth

>>2756321
Well yeah.

i want to hug nick

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So I made something last night, finished about 5am.

It's part one, so I hope you like it.

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>>2756329
>>2756332

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I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF ME SHILLING MY UPDATE FOR SHORT TAILS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15520003

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Amazon decline my payment for my disney infinity judy / nick characters
:(
-J

>>2756369
Damn I'm in class man, but I'll give it a read when I get back home man.

>>2756364
I finally figured out my favorite iteration of Judy. She's just like in the movie, proper and proud, diligent and cheerful, but being a bunny her sex drive is out of control. Such behavior is of course unacceptable in the big city so she never talks about it or thinks about it and instead masturbates pretty much every night. It's so detached from her regular day that she barely even pays notice to it, it's just a minor annoyance and she acts like a prude who would blush from holding hands, but for a few minutes every night she takes care of business.

>>2756356
Do you also think if someone draws rape as porn they think rape is okay?

>>2756371
Why the decline man? That's never happened to me man.

>>2756369
Dude great job

>>2756386
>Sex drive is out of control
>Masturbates almost every night
Are you for real? Do you really think a girl masturbating once a day before bed is "out of control"?

>>2756356
You don't know much about story telling, then.

>>2756389
Considering all the stuff weaver draws that he supports, it depends on the person and in his case he does.

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Welp, I'm off to band practice

Stay comfy

Try not to molest anyone, weaver

>>2756386
Uncontrollable sex drives does make it pretty great man. I like the comics/ images where she tries to control it or can't get enough of it man.

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>>2756409
Or porn, for that matter.

Did we learn nothing from The Late Stake? The make-pretend fetishes you're into in the bedroom don't have to reflect or influence your actual societal beliefs.

>>2756425
Have a good practice man. See you later man!

>>2756404
In a Disney movie, yeah.

>>2756424
Could you explain what you mean?

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>>2756439
its still hella funny though

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'scuse me, /trash/ While I have a heart attack.

My fanfic thing.

Freaking Out.

Is going to be featured on ZNN according to it's creator.

Who contacted me over Discord to get permission to put it on there.

And I am, as my nickname suggests, Freaking out.

Freaking Out anon is Freaking out.

oh my god

>>2756360
Very nice anon. Always good to see more good drawfags.

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>>2750658
And we want to pet all of you

>>2756468
please tell me more of it.
/trash/ is not degenerate as /b/ after all...

>>2756468
Having been featured on ZNN, don't get too anxious. It's not as big an audience as you think. I got a fraction of the hits and comments/feedback from ZNN as I did from these threads or even e621.

>>2756468
It deserves the recognition anon

>>2756468
Good for you man. Not completely sure what ZNN is, but congrats nonetheless man.

>>2756491
Zulu news network?......

>>2756494
>hey step-dad, my furry-homo-diaper fanfic is going to be a movie.

>>2756485
It's in the pastebin, but here's the link.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11910539/1/Freaking-Out

>>2756491
It's not as much the audience size, it's more the fact that my work is being featured.

As a long time writer, the last time I wrote any sort of fanfiction, it barely got 50 views. my first chapter of this fic got more views than all of my other works combined.

It's more of a pride thing really.

>>2756494
Thank you! I never thought it'd get recognition honestly!

>>2756496
Thanks! ZNN is a website for the Zootopia Reddit board, it stands for ZootopiaNewsNetwork and they host higher quality fan works.

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post nick

Didnt realize theres allready a new thread

>>2754222
We need more Horny/emberassed Judy and sexy Nick

>Nick got the weekend off from academy
>Judy invites him over for a fox dinner
>While humming as she cooks Judy gets a message from Nick on her phone
>"Hey carrots, can i take a quick dip in your shower? place at the academy was kinda cramped"
>"Sure thing slick, just dont clog my drain"
>"Dont worry, got my winter pelt on, wont come off that fast
>Nick arrives and heads to the shower
>"Your are a real lifesafer whiskers, you know that?
>Judy giggles and continues to cook
>Nick gets out of the shower and heads for the freezer for a cold swig of water
>as he tilts his head back, Judy stares at his slighty more buff and toned body, with the long white tufft on his chest thats silk like
>"enjoying the show carrots?"

>>2756517
>ZNN is a website for the Zootopia Reddit board

I think I threw up a little.

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>>2756468
>ZNN

Huh. So Zootopia now has it's version of Equestria Daily?
We really are the new MLP...

Still, congrats on the recognition.

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>>2756114 #
It's all good, dude. No offense taken. That's the issue with over the Internet interaction, dude, it's easy to misinterpreted message.
Also, thanks for the kind words my dude.
>>2756183 #
For sure, dude.
Might just have to force myself to go to bed earlier tonight, dude. At least I can nap in a lot of my classes today, dude. That'll help me out a ton.
>>2756223 #
Happy to hear that, dude.

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>>2756517
so... they fuck in the end?. I mean, you should get an oc inserted in the movie, like the diaper fur /trash/ in undertale.

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I know there have been complaints about bernielover's portrayal of characters, but some of those sex scenes were mad funny

>>2756567
Too bad they don't really do anything like that anymore. Too busy writing their OC dickgirl hyena.

>>2756468
>tfw your fic will need get featured for the fandom at large

I need to put it on ff.net already.

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>>2756554

>>2756584
Well it seems like she might be done that one arc (at least, almost done), so hopefully she'll move onto something else.

Hopefully.

Do you think Finnick would become a CI for Nick, in exchange for a few favours?

>>2756567
Weaver please tell Bernielover to draw more stuff like this again.

>>2756525
Agreed, we need more horny embarassed bunny

>>2756563
Well I don't intend to make them fuck in the end.

Even if they do, I won't write it in.

But I will definitely get my special snowflake neon palette wolf OC featured in the movie.

I threw up a little saying that.

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Who is this animator?

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>>2756425
Later dude! Have fun!
>>2756595
Speaking of the Fandom at large, I wonder how much we make up of it here, dude. I don't think I've ever looked for any zootopia stuff outside of the threads, dudes.
>>2756468
Dude! Congratulations! I'm happy for you my dude!

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>>2756631
What kind of favors

>>2756482
>unironically RPing as a human
Is this what these threads have degenerated to?

>>2756552
>>2756554

Yep. Exactly.

It's recognition though that i've never had so.

It's something.

>>2756525
I agree, that sounds nice

>>2756651
https://inkbunny.net/justvisitingg

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>tfw judys feet go fast
>tfw what if you had a footjob at that speed
>tfw how many times in a single minuet could she make you cum
-J

>>2756468
Congrats!

I've loved it from the moment I read it. You deserve it.

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>>2756657
oh god, anon. last time we did this it ended in a shitstorm of people being very angry about rp.

I'm not sure we want to go down that road again.

>>2756703
Glad you like it!

And thank you for the support!

>>2756722
What else is there to do? Talk about the movie? Maybe we should just slow the fuck down for a minute.

>>2756734
Threads pretty slow already m8

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>>2756698
As someone very interested in paws (and feet) I WISH it worked like this

Cheetah Anon, are you here? It's Jackal bro!

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>>2756762
Oh but it can anon
-J

>>2756654
Anon pls
What kind do you think?

>>2756762
The way she draws Nick and Judy bothers me

>>2756863
The way you draw Nick and Judy bothers me

>>2756863
It seems to do that to most.

>>2756863
>>2756870
The way you two are NOT drawing Nick and Judy RIGHT NOW bothers me.

>>2756870
The way you bother Nick and Judy draws me

>>2756856
Anal?

>>2756880
Who bottoms?

>>2756875
anon, is it okay if I'm writing Nick and Judy?

>>2756895
are there lewd parts?

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Good morning comfy thread!

Comicanon here, with an update for "The Three Men"! Chapter two is now up and ready for you all to see.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vwzfI2Av7bTjNkyUMzqP6QYvJ2pjpwvuhPlbCoNFpRk/edit?usp=sharing

The Three Men is a story about ZPD Officers Wolfton and Delgato, out at a diner in the middle of the night, getting caught up in a dangerous situation with three deadly individuals. It takes inspiration from film-noir movies, pulp writing, and a hefty dose of Hemingway.

I'll try and finish editing chapter three today, but I might be held up depending on the day. My goal is to get the story posted by Friday.

Any comments are greatly appreciated! Thanks again for reading!

>>2756875
I only draw at night
When nobody can see my shame

>>2756908
I dunno yet. The prompt I got would let me lewd, but I've never really written lewd, so we'll go with a resounding "we'll see."

>>2756918
don't disappoint me anon

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>>2756910
Finally D:
-J

>>2756937
There's definitely gonna be cuddles if there's no lewd, so rest assured there will be something.

>>2756383
Cool, I'd love to get your thoughts. Thanks and good luck!
>>2756399
You like? Thank you!

>>2756968
i want to hug and cuddle with him naked

>>2756889
Who do you think would be the most into it?
Which way round would Judy want to watch the most?

>>2757028
>>2756998

All I can think is how goddamn flimsy this setup is just to put Judy and Nick in the right place at the right time. Go me.

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>>2757028
That looks like an external gekker to me.

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Original artist here, anon in the last thread wanted this colored and I thought I'd do it.

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>>2757061
I'll make your mothers externally gek

>>2756910
I'm half way through this.

Can you just tell me if this is going to get bloody? Its making me kind of uncomfortable.

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Drawfriend here, getting my morning drink on(it was my leftover drink from last night on my desk) and taking requests for the next.. ever?

I'm going to work on my Dark Souls Pieces and the two comics I have started, but I want to take requests more than anything.


I know this seems silly, but it totally helps me make great art, so..
>What animal you want drawn
>Post any reference materials that would make drawing easier.
>Lastly, if there's something important you need me to know about your character before i draw them, now's your chance to tell me.

Oh, and if you want pen, pencil, or computer, let me know.

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>>2757078
Excuse me?

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Freaking out writefag got front page. Fucking awesum
-J

>>2757000
Nick would probably get into it, Finnick would probably act passive (though who knows, he might be a sex animal)

Judy would probably be into Nick topping more

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>>2757091
You heard.

>>2756918

>Never really written lewd.

Lucky you, Anon.
Back when I wrote for mlp all anything ever turned into was a clop-fic.

>>2757096
It's too bad nobody uses or cares about Zootopia Daily or whatever it's called.

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>>2757079
You should finish it! Its only the second chapter, after all.

Tell me what you think and have a Jude!

>>2757103
"Hey Stu, you won't believe this!"

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>>2757086
I rolled a fox for my random animal. Nobody has drawn it yet. Im a bartender, hate hats, and like wearing ties. Lowkey want to look like nick but not you feel me? Plz make dreams come true
-J

>>2757073
>Wallaby's

I like that

>>2757099
>Judy
>Not wanting to see Nick taking it
Low tier Judes, t b h

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>>2757086
I'd love it if you could do more artwork of my character, dude.
It's basically just The Dude from the big lebowski but as a white wolf, dude.
Pic is a piece that was done by a nice dude about two days ago.
And I don't care what you do it on, dude. You do you.
Thanks a ton, dude

>>2757118
Jesus Christ dude, I'm shaking.

Is the third chapter going to be fucked up?

I can't wait for the next flavor of the month so I can laugh at people that though weaver would stay.

>>2757096
>Tfw my stories won't make front page

Feels kinda bad desu Man

>>2757086
Do a wedding thing you can pick everything else. BEHOLD THE FREEDOM AS IT WILL DESTROY ALL!!!

>>2752341
Requesting source on this, please. Google returns nothing.

I just realized I've never seen a Pixiv return when image-searching.

>>2757185
People think he'll stay?

>>2757144
She would like seeing Nick taking it up the ass, don't get me wrong, I just imagine she'd like to see him top as it gives her a taste of how it will be when she gets the fox cock

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>>2757173
No spoilers! If its too intense, just relax with a flustered Jude.

Thanks very much for reading it! Any particular part you liked or disliked?

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>>2757086
Grizzly bear, laid back, bearded (if you can draw a bearded bear), almost always wearing a faded red beanie. Pic related, my own art

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>>2757185
Oh yeah, I forgot, Weaver doesn't actually like Zootopia. Or anything else. He never likes anything, everything he draws is just a carefully-planned operation to get more attention.

>>2757185
I've personally got no illusions there, but I'll keep appreciating him as long as he puts out content for things I enjoy.

Happened with Undertale, it's happening here. Whatever.

Would anyone be interested in some bdsm play between Nick and Judy, mostly involving muzzled Nick.

It would be very loving and full of lewd. I just kinda got the idea stuck in my head after thinking about it. To draw a comparison it would be similar to how some girls are into rape-play.

Nick would only be into it because it's Judy.
-Bamalama Barama

>>2755438
What's the name of it, anon? You know, for research, of course.

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I must give her that, Bernielovers Yax is spot on

>>2757297
I'm into it dawg

>>2757304
Here you go.
http://pastebin.com/uRq54ywk

>>2757304
Fuck, I don't remember. Some anon shilled t a few days back, I'll do some archive digging but don't get your hopes up.

>>2757323
Oh, nevermind, there it is >>2757318

>>2757185
None of us are staying here forever anon... Everything dies

>>2757309
Coolio
-Booper Bopper

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>>2757271
>Weaver doesn't actually like Zootopia
this is 100% true
I actually hate zootopia
In fact I never even watched it
I actually hate everything I've ever made art for
I've been drawing for over a decade but I've only ever drawn things I hate and my art was specifically designed to render things I have no interest in whatsoever

i never enjoy anything and i have never had fun

>>2757345
roflcopter

>>2757297
I like it, some people might get up in arms because muh PTSD but I think it's hot.

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>>2757345
I knew it.

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>>2757345
>hasn't seen it

You should join my stream sometime.

>>2757342
>Unless you're Johnny Test

>>2757382
gr8 b8

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>>2757189
I'm in the same boat, though in my case it's because I know OC driven stuff is too niche/without demand.

Still, acknowledgment here is good enough, I think.

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>>2757418
hustled.

>>2757318
>>2757323
Thank you both very kindly for the promptness!

>>2757345
Anhedonia is a Hell of a thing.

>>2757114
You write anything good? [lawlspoilers]not that I'm still into that pony shit anymore[sarcastibrackets]

>>2757345
>I've been drawing for over a decade but I've only ever drawn things I hate and my art was specifically designed to render things I have no interest in whatsoever

-every DC comic book artist ever

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>>2757243
I really like it anon.
you've got a cool style

>>2757382
Name the time, and we'll be happy to join

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>>2757491
Hows...

23 minutes from now?

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>>2757345
>I actually hate everything I've ever made art for
the flirting was a lie

>>2757512
>Guy flirts
>Turn him down
>Guy's not interested
>Oh my heart is broken!
W̶O̶M̶E̶N̶ MARSUPIALS ARE SO FICKLE

>>2757480
>that edit

My first impression on seeing this is "Man, that bear looks like his fridge is full of random micro-brews".

>"I got a raspberry-chocolate stout... An IPA that's aged with pine nuts... Another IPA that uses five different varieties of hops...And... Well, I'm not sure what's in this one, but the label has a bikini girl fighting a robot, so I bought it anyways."

>>2757551
u kno it

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>>2757345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

I want a wolf to pin me down and piss on me

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>>2757510
Sounds like a plan

>>2757579
I want Nick to pin me down and piss on me

>>2757531
Gotta love some post anal destruction Nick

>>2757443
No prob, Anon!

>>2757510
where are you streaming?

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I'l do a request.

>>2757631
a wolf pissing on nick

>>2757631
Nick and finnic shoping for a onesie.

Nick picks out the elephant one.

>>2757531
>that finely drawn dick and balls
>that cum dripping ass
>that content little smiling look on his face
Some 10/10 stuff right here.

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>>2757589
>>2757598
>>2757608
It'll be Chinese Zoot rip, my usual. I hope that's okay.

>>2757631
/fit/ Nick

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>>2757653
another of my favorite.

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Aw fuck it, I'll do some requests too

>>2757657
Yes, but where are you streaming?

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>>2757695
Usual spot, will be linked when live.

>>2757657
That's fine

Not sure why you responded to that Nick anal pounding post though

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>>2757657

A zoot better than no zoot

>>2757711
It was (you)'d

>>2757707
ok, i'll be waiting.

>>2757691
Nick seducing Judy, doesn't have to be lewd

its too cold to draw fuckin help

>>2757691
Nick professionally giving a report to an appreciative looking Bogo, please.

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>>2757345
Sounds like someone needs a get away in my private "fun" room.

>>2757707
What are you streaming?
Live drawing?
Do you get paid for it?

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Just saw Civil war, fantastic movie, now I'm home and bored. What're you all up to?

>>2757763
It's full of /v/'s recommended games.

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>>2757787
I'm streaming Zootopia, the movie.

And no, completely free stream. Any ads shown on stream aren't my doing and I advise adblock.

THANKS DISNEY LAWYERS

>>2757480
Haha thanks dudebro, you nailed him.

>>2757565

Haha, I'm not much for IPA, and I do keep my fridge stocked with various beers for entertaining, but I'm more of a whiskey drinker. Got myself a bottle of Iwai a while back, shits smooth as silk going down.

>>2757657
Im confused... If you're Chinese Zoot, does that make me Merica Zoot?

>>2757818
Ah. ok my mistake. Will still come and watch and get cozy on the comfy couch

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daily reminder

>>2757818
Dammit I need to eat lunch!

Time to practice deepthroating a hotdog

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>>2757850
uuh

It's a Chinese rip, but with English audio spliced on top. The visuals are 7/10 at best, but it's the best rip I've seen to date. And I check regular.

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>>2757271
>>2757345
>tfw antelope box head flower man is hustling LITERALLY DOLLARS from you

all artists must mate to a single fandom for life

just like foxes

>>2757886
Do antelopes mate for life?

>>2757565
HAHA thanks Anon. I couldn't tell if it was hipster bear or lumberJack.

I bet he's the kind of bear that only buys beer for entertaining, so his fridge is full of the bullshit that people didn't want to stomach.

>He just sits there drinking Tim Hortons coffee and talking about the current state of gun control.

>>2757876
I have seen a similar one and there the sound was off at the end by 2 seconds

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Any tips for drawing eyes?

>>2757856
You're a cuck? Don't need to remind me friendo.

>>2757886
What if foxes don't actually mate for life
But nobody can tell because the sneaky daggerteeth all look the same

>>2757886
he spends it all in that porn machine that opened a few threads ago
he literally only carries coin around now.

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>>2757898
"Audio synced"

>>2757510
Darn I'm 25 minutes away man. It's fine I'm just 1 guy man

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How weird do you think it is to ride a crowded Zootopian train when you are only three feet tall?

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>>2757896
Not only do antelopes NOT mate for life, they're kind of creeps about it and will often scare their mate into having sex.

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Good afternoon thread, is everyone comfy ?

>>2757824
>Haha, I'm not much for IPA

Neither am I. At least, not the current trend where they just pile on the hops until you can't really appreciate the beer anymore.

>but I'm more of a whiskey drinker

Whiskey, bourbon, rum. Hard alcohols are really wonderful once you acquire the taste for them.

>>2757897
>>He just sits there drinking Tim Hortons coffee and talking about the current state of gun control.

That actually sounds like my friend Big Red.

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>>2757480
I don't know if he looks more hipster or lumberjack..

>>2757943
Wow.

That fits Weaver perfectly.

>>2757907
>sneaky daggerteeth
>current year
>being this pred-judiced.
whaddya doin', anon.

>>2757876
when are ya streaming it?

>>2757943
>What do you do if you want more sex but your partner is about to leave?
>How about scaring her.
This uh, kind of sounds like they're offering advice.

>>2757899
It helps me if I put dots where the eyelids meet at the ends.

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>>2757927
>Tfw you accidentally walk face first into an antelopes crotch.

>>2757943
NOT ALL ANTELOPES

http://distractify.com/animals/2015/03/25/the-delightful-dik-dik-1197889765

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nipples24 presents;

ZOOT ZOOT

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/hHPRhD3HDx4

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/hHPRhD3HDx4

Get in here cuntlords.

>>2757956
Walking home from class so not yet man. Will be soon enough though man.

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>>2757974
>>2757925
I'm gonna try and hang on a bit.

>>2757963
It's hard to draw the line these days.
I'm canadian, so naturally I rock the lumberjack look.
But when I visit my sister in NYC, people assume I'm some Brooklyn hipster.

>>2757876
OK, so i was confused.. I forgot that Zoot is an abbreviated Zootopia.

>Zoot is my pen name

>>2757966
>Foxes are sneaky
>Foxes have teeth like daggers
Where's the predjudice?

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>>2757987
i want to watch so badly... but i also want to wait for bluray

>>2756468
>Not solely writing smut so normies don't touch your autism

That's my secret, I'm always lewd

>>2758012
I'll try to get there man, but I don't want a bunch of people to have to wait on my account. I'm not that special man.

>>2758030
same problem here.

>>2758012
Where at?

>>2757961
Yeah, I can barely sip IPA lately, I almost need a chaser.

>>hard alcohols are really wonderful
You said it brother. Now if I could find a bartender who can make a good old fashioned around here...

>>2757897
Never heard of Tim Hortons, but apparently there's one nearby my work so I'll have to check it out this afternoon.

>>gun control
So long as I don't get shot, own em, use em, love em.

>>2758045
>>2757987

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>>2758030
>>2758043
I promise I'll stream the bluray when I get one.

>>2758037
Can wait bro

>>2758045
>>2757987
>>2757987

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>>2757345
Damn you weaver, giving me all this free shit you hate!

>>2758058
Much appreciated man I'll try to get home quick man.

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>>2757987
>I have line cook work still to do

Just

>>2757961
>Big Red.
Tell me more

>>2758048
Oh shit.. I feel my inner /k/omrade coming out!

>>2757963
I'm not sure myself sometimes. I just wear whats comfortable is all. I like soft flannel and boots. It also works well for my job, so that's a plus. Don't really consider myself hipster though, I just do me.

>>2758023
I feel you man.

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Just realized I had the audio settings incorrect.

>>2758031
exactly

>>2758111
I've never owned a gun, I have by guns for birds n shit though. Also, my dad has an antique musket from the civil war tucked under his bed, I found it when I was a kid.

>>2758136
Or just don't write anything more substantial than a dumb one-off.

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>>2758031
>not only making sexual noises into unmarked tape recorders and tossing them from bridges to sole homeless people

You need to go more underground

>>2758113
Do you look so Seattle, but feel so LA?

>>2758140
I've been in Boy Scouts since i was 5, I asked my mom to sign me up, I am an Eagle Scout and had the chance to shoot professionally.

Guns are amazing, they have such a feel to them, they make to understand what true power really is and that everything must be treated with care and respect.
>Otherwise you get your fucking face blown off!

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>>2758048
>Never heard of Tim Hortons, but apparently there's one nearby my work so I'll have to check it out this afternoon.

American, right?
Not sure how good the US branches are, but I'll assume they use the same pouches of coffee grinds and the same Sure-Shot machines as up here.
My suggestion for a first timer; you may see other patrons asking for a Double-Double when ordering, but if you're not too big on heavy cream and sugar, I'd suggest sticking to a Regular (or just ask for it on the side).

>>2758111
>>Big Red.
>Tell me more

Well, it's hard to pin down if he's actually a Newfie, but he's as close as you'll get to one in Southern Ontario.
Otherwise, he's around 6'4-6'6", built like a brick house, shaved head and a thick handlebar mustache.
Literally the definition of a "big red".
It's odd he's a part of my circle of friends, since we're mostly geeks and artists, and he's a truck driver with one of the biggest stockpiles of weapons a Canadian can possibly have.
Also, despite his size, he plays a bodhran in my roommates Celtic band.
Imagine a giant Canadian with that tiny drum and stick.

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Someone doodled these last night and I think they're cute.

Were Nick and Judy to move in together, they'd go with either Nick's or a larger space overall, wouldn't they? Where the hell does Nick live anyway?

>>2758189
>>Look so Seattle feel so LA
I guess. I'm from the bay area, spent a lot of time in So Cal in my youth and have family in Pendleton OR, so you're close. I'd like to live up north but I hear it's kinda shitty in seattle. Maybe I'm wrong?

>> Eagle scout
I made Life Scout before I moved when I was younger, never got back into scouting, but it was a really great time in my life. Loved every minute. I learned how to shoot back then, but there are no ranges in suburbia.

>>2758216
Thanks for the suggestion, much appreciated.

>>2758216
Soo i'm imagining some sort of big cat.. like a lion or a puma..
>Who the hell thinks it looks like a Warthog?

>>2758247
>Judy in a slinky dress

My secret weakness

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>>2758012
for whatever reason this image made me think of some violently sjw type bunny

>>2758254
Dude, I've been in SoCal my entire life... I want to know what weather feels like.
I need to move too, not sure if i'm going to be stuck around here for my job or if i have free range to move anywhere


But right now im broke as fuck

>>2758283
Puma, probably. Their mouths are better at suggesting a mustache, and lions have too much hair on their heads.

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>>2757963
Sorry that I used your bear for experimenting.
facial hair on animals is weird, haha

>>2758247
Looks like dotkwa

>>2758305
Yeah, same here. There's an opening in Burbank for my job and I might take it, but if I could I would move north. It's just, the pay in so Cal would be much more and the cost of living compared to where I'm at would hardly change.

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>>2758330
I love that guy, he did my request of nick wearing judy's tail like a sheep floof

>>2758327
Hey no worries, it's always an honor when my OCs are included in things. I'm not much of an artist so it's cool to see what people with real talent can do.

Great job by the way!

(are you Rose)

>>2758327
dude why would i care?
I was messing up someone else's picture

>>2758027
JAGGED JAWS OUT

Re-watching the opening play in the stream made me think of a few head-canons:

1. Actuary kid must a have a father who does the same thing, or at least a mother who's pushing him to have aspirations outside of the standard rural work.
And likely his speech was written by one of them.

2. Judy probably pushed the theme of the play on the other kids. But they were okay with it after realizing they still get to showcase their interests (space travel, music/foley, etc.).

3. At some point in time, Nick gets his paws on the tape Stu made of the play, with the expected results.

>>2758402
As long as you're ok with it!

(..no)

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Boy I did a number on this thread.

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>writing a story
>realize that I essentially self-inserted into it
>erase everything

This ends now

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Was that Doug, Walter or Jessie in that truck?

>>2758474
Totally okay with it! Take him and run haha, art is fun.

(sorry for the confusion. I really like your style)

>>2758545
Orbital Ion Cannon FIRE!

>>2758571
definitely Doug, but it's "Woolter", just for the pun of it.

>>2758571
Sounded like Doug to me man.

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>>2758605
I wonder what he was moving.
Lab equipment? Night howlers? Something else?

>>2758630
probably lab kit, he'd been operating this for at least two weeks and likely needed fresh non-Howler ingredients and supplies.

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here is a picture of Judy wearing Nick like a scarf

would anyone like to draw Nick wearing Judy like a scarf

>>2758630
Doubt the truck was holding night hollers man. Seems like the right size for the equipment to grow then though man.

>>2758630
They have clearly been running this operation for a while if theyre are already 14 different missing mammals

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I love this, whoever posted it last thread deserves a lil kiss you feel me?
-J

>>2758708
Foot thumps are so adorable man.

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>>2758708

>>2758425
>At some point in time, Nick gets his paws on the tape Stu made of the play, with the expected results.

Yes

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>>2758660

>>2758773
That's 2 cute

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Well you fucks just inadvertely caused the biggest nutting of my life.

Have bun as thanks.

>>2758782
>Well you fucks just inadvertely caused the biggest nutting of my life.
Do tell

I had like 5 unseen animated movies that I can't watch because they're all crap compared to this one.

Thanks, Zootopia. Now what do I do with my evening.

>>2758773
that is fucking adorable

I am glad I left that open to interpretation as to whether it should be cute or lewd

are there any leaks of zootopia anywhere that are worth watching

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Hey guys, just popping in to post the new Gideon from Gerardson.

How is everyone today?

>>2758827
Watch shows with cute animals

Watership down show
Animals of farthing wood
Shonen Mowgli
Bannertail

>>2758843
see
>>2757987

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>>2756968
It's still my headcanon that Nick knew Gazelle before she became famous.

He knows everyone after all

>>2758548
Why does it matter if you self insert?
You're writing a fanfic, not the next Dickens novel. You have a license to make it a weird and autistic as you want.

>>2758884
Pretty good man. Watching a stream and chilling. What are you up to man?

>>2758027
Rabbits are buck toothed, cotton tailed and they eat their own feces but I don't call them buck toothed, cottontailed, shit eaters.

>>2758888
Thanks! Check out Felidae, classic stuff.

>>2758884
I was dumb and stayed up all night editing fanfiction and now I'm slowing down.

Interviewing someone at 2, need to wash my head in cold water.

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>>2758915
Look we evolved out of the feces thing when we started to farm, okay?

>>2758921
allready did, its in my folder with reservoir dogs and watership down

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found them at 8 dollars each, should i ?

I am stuck between watching this thread and playing Stellaris. Why can't I hold all the fun

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>>2758821
Bunch of threads back some of you recommended an anon who wanted to buy a bd toy to practice with some cheap plugs first.

I was lurking and decided "what the hell" since they were cheap. Well I bought one and just used it for the first time.

Without getting into too much detail it took about a minute for my leg to stop shaking, I was not expecting that.

>>2758954
Only if you promise to hotglue the jude.

>>2758943
still got the cutest tails in all mammalkind though

shame they're not good for much but decoration, but they're a damn cute decoration

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>>2758909
Hey bud! I'm not up to a whole lot, just chilling. I just joined the stream myself. It's pretty comfy in there.

>>2758927
Best of luck to you! I feel your pain. I fell asleep at 5 in the morning last night and had to wake up at 9 to meet a friend for breakfast. I really need to learn to tear myself away from these threads at a decent hour...

>>2758954
I would wait for better quality because the eyes look death

>>2758888
>Watership down show
Boo hiss boo

>>2758945
Do you mean Plague Dogs?

Why do so many fics have so many fucking spelling errors. I mean not even words that are mispelled with as similar words, but just straight up errors.

Its not hard even. If you see a red underline, just fucking fix it, or at least run spellcheck at the end. Christ Almighty

Especially these fics that are more than just one shots. If you are gonna put enough effort into writing 20+ chapters, run fucking spell check before you post it

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>>2758954
why not a the German Nick one for 10 dollars?

>>2758971
I agree it's nice in there man. I think this is the most people to join a stream for nipples so it's a pretty good time man.

>>2758992
because i didn't know it existed holy shit
link me

>>2758992
say what now?

>>2758967
Happy to help, buddy

>>2758992
got this one and the bullyland Judy (on the circle base)

didn't come in boxes, Judy's base bent slightly, but they are so fucking cute together on my desk, nick stands right behind her with her right ear just under his chin, it's perfect

>>2758967
Thats kinda hot

>>2758977
Yeah i did, i guess someone named it that in a previous thread days ago, cant be arsed to remember the names of these movies in my native language

>>2758967
make sure you use a condom on those. The really cheap ones are usually made out of the kind of stuff that really shouldn't be inside you.

>>2758992
pls based anon

>>2759015
http://www.bullyland.de/index.php?id=1554

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>>2758970
Calling it cute is also rude as hell. Don't be rude, anon.

>>2758967
At least you enjoyed it man.

>Fic where a woman gets slashed in her belly, but it turns out shes pregnant and the story describes how upon standing up, one of the fetuses falls out and lands on the floor and the other one was decapitated inside her womb

Fucking hell why

>>2758967
What? How? I dont get how the toys work?! You just bounce on them till you cum and its supposed to be 20x better then just jerking off?

>>2759055
fucking hell they look good, but don't see a way to order from their site.

>>2759075
it's about time you discovered the prostate, son

>>2759075
Your prostate, anon.

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>>2759060
bunny is that you, how did your date go ?

Just had a thought, in Zootopia would Audi be Raudi (like rowdy).

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>>2758884
Pretty alright I guess.
I went to a midnight showing of a play with an old friend of mine. We ended up staying up till like 5 playing vidya at his apartment (He's a filthy casual, so it was varied Mario games)
We started playing a sleep-drunk game of Full Disclosure, and when the topic shifted to weird sex dreams, I told him about mine that involved Judy.
Thankfully, he's a pretty chill dude, and was accepting, but I still kind of regret showing him even that small of a fraction of my power levels. It did feel nice getting it off my chest, and telling it to someone who's ostensibly a normie and not one of my semi-autistic gamer friends.

>>2759078
they´re on ebey and amazon, thats where i got the 10 dollars price from

>>2759073
Edgy on Purpose

>>2759075
boy you are in for a ride.

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>>2759039
Well this is the one that i got which is made of a rather strong sillicone.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B019JCS5VA/ref=mp_s_a_1_17_s_it?qid=1462827323&sr=1-17&keywords=prostate+massaging+toy

Every rewiew seemed to suggest it was fine. This one of those i should use a condom on?

>>2759117
yep they are... and they are cheaper than the ones at walmart, not counting shipping. welp there goes my money.

>>2758967
You should really use something that's silicon if you want to go cheap so you don't get nasty bacteria festering. Tantus has some cheap stuff on their grab bags page.

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Is Weaver here this fine thread?

/Co/lonCapitalT

>>2759157
Don't fucking sign your posts.

>>2759120
Well its definitely starting to sound like it was written by a teenager
>At least, she was not a believer of one of those evil churches. She did not believe that what she wanted to do, would end with her in some imaginative hell.

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..

-nipples24

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>>2759170

>>2759191
[spoiler]HIYA[/spoiler]

>weaver says we need to get on topic
>too many oc things clogging up threads
>talk about dildos instead
-_-

>>2759075
There's a spot inside the male asshole that feels really really good when you rub it. Which neatly disproves any argument that god hates fags.

>>2759075
I did not get it either till i used it man.

I just put in in and started fapping.

As I was getting close I started to feel the thing pressing against me more and more. Eventually my leg started shaking on it's own and I just rolled with it.

Hell if I know how that thing pressing against your prostate causes that but I can attest to it working from experience now.

>>2759196
>Posting reaction images
>Posting literally 1-second-long animated gifs as reaction images
Oh boy we got a real winner here

>>2759206
-_-

>>2759137
Silicone should be fine.