HG Thread

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>>2734105
Suuure. She can just fly through a wall or something, there's no way you can touch her.

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>>2734118
Brave talk coming from the girl who just claimed shed bash her new rulers head in.

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>>2734111
>Junko would have gotten a Mother's Day gift today if it weren't for the Lunarians

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>>2734129
I'm....A....GUY!

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>>2734129
>Girl
Oh boy, should someone tell him?

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>>2734096 (Ramlethal)
Huh. We got somethin' similar where we're form. Aint never been somethin' I valued much. But hey, don't let me keep ya.
>>2734075 (Trap)
Who? Th'guy in the glasses? But hey, there's always gonna be a be a few doofuses here an' there.
>>2734129
It's a guy, doofus. Can't ya tell?

>>2734102
>I'm bad with wordings. I mean sometimes I just can't for the life of me decide who to use when I get on to the threads, in that I'm just split between practically everyone I have.

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>>2734127
I am a half demon youkai, remember? I'm sure a human is no match for me.

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>>2734096
>I actually did enjoy it. Got attached to the characters as well, still feel kinda bad that this was my introduction into the series but I never really was good at playing fighting games so I just tended to overlook them
>thank you Garnet

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>>2734140
He's a pervert not a doofus.

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>>2734141
horns!

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>>2734149
Egh, same difference after a while.

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>>2734140
>Alright, can I be real with you here for a second, that's exactly why I choose characters with defined, or at least, somewhat existential personalities. getting into Character, or being in the mood for a characteer, is a pretty big thing for me most of the time
>I can see why you have trouble, its cause none of your characters really have, how do I say this, Personality?
>You kinda tend to pick minor, or completely useless characters with jack shit in terms of Dialog or personality, y'know?

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>>2734134
>>2734135
>>2734140
Wait WHAT?!!
>>2734149
Perv- IM no stinking pervert you insolet gu- woman!!

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>>2734157

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>>2734157
Don't you have any self control or shame?

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>>2734160
I wouldn-

>>2734162
>Gets visibly mad
>Throws you up into the air
>Smacks you around crazy with the yo-yo's

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>>2734140
It is my first time hearing it. I have to do something important for her. Thank for the conversation, charmer.
>>2734148
>I am glad you enjoyed. And don't worry about it being your introduction. It was probably many other people's as well. Have fun.

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>>2734130

>>2734161
Cute piggy

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>>2734171
woah, they're even bigger than hers
>>2734175
If something like that could defeat you, you will never catch Maria.

>>2734171
>Ram horns

Trap.

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>>2734179
>A Meme Battle you say
>I have over 9000 Sided dies your on!

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>>2734162
Eeeyup. Is is really that hard 'ta tel-
>>2734176
...Well that's a BIT much.

>>2734161
>Yeah, I see what you're getting at there. I mean, I slip in to character with ease, or I'd like to think, but just choosing who to use can be fucking herculean efforts at times.
>Maybe that's why people like Futo and Armadyl. I dunno. I guess I just find something oddly appealing to the others.

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>>2734191
>gives sheep plush

>>2734188
>sheep noises

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>>2734176
>after taking a couple of hits he teleports back to his chair

Do not test me Human!!
>>2734198
Yes! The high pitched voice, the outfit the hair, I was certain s-he was a-
God im going to have awful nightmares for a week.

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>>2734198
>I'd suggest doing more characters with defined personalities, but whatever floats your boat man, I'm not the ARPE police, do whoever you want.

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Good morning! How're we all doing?

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>>2734188
Hmph. I'm just going easy on you since you aren't very bright. I don't have to be as kind to you as I am now.

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>>2734192

>>2734177
I still have a little more work on El to do but I'll try to bring her out soon. If there's anything that I might need to know feel free to tell me

>>2734209
That ain't a sheep. That's a ram.

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>>2734213
>Jumps back twice

Don't call me a woman shorty.

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>>2734222

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>>2734219
>>2734209
>reaches for horns

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>>2734225
Just take it, if you kindly would.

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>>2734198
It wasn't though.

>>2734228
Damn that arm is fucked up.

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>>2734236
>Adachi tier arm brah

>>2734233
I mean, it's a free ram plushie so I will take it. That's mine now. But you're still a trap.

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>>2734213
Aw, c'mon, it aint that bad.
>>2734235
I mean, just seems like a bit'a overreactin'.

>>2734216
>Honestly I'm really not wanting to pick up any more characters at the moment, even Tank Girl was more or less an accident
>Never understood why people got up in arms, though.
>>2734240
>I have never seen that image before but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's cropped porn there.

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>>2734223
>As you may have saw from the victory quotes I showed you, she is kinda nuts with trying to get married. You could have that pop up from time to time. Other than that, I have nothing else. I hope you have fun with her.
>>2734218
Tired. Can't sleep. Must give a present to Mother. Bye.

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>>2734245
>Your not wrong

I'm not I dislike it when people call me a woman.

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>>2734243
I am not a trap. All Dorafs have horns.

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>>2734231
>transforms back
I'm going to leave if you don't restrain yourself.

>>2734250
And what's a Doraf? Is it a boy who appears feminine?

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>mfw I just found a massive 360 file folder of literally icons a bridget

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>>2734248
I mean, I don't like it when people call me certain things, but that don't particularly excuse me gettin' violent.
>>2734247
Good luck with that'un, Ram.

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>>2734263
He was being rude though....
It wasn't just the fact that he called me a girl...

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>>2734231
>steps back

>>2734257
Dorafs are humanoids with prominent horns on their heads. Males tend to be more muscular while females are small in stature.

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>>2734247
Didn't get any sleep, did ya? You seem a little cranky, explains the short sentences.
>>2734262
>Gibs me

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>>2734251
Well now they're gone, so I can't go for them anymore.
>>2734274
>steps closer

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brb
>>2734275
>Never

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>>2734268
What else, th'whole "humans are trash" thing? Happens a lot.

>>2734262
>Jesus. This is the only thing I have that's roughly icon-sized. I'm sure it's taken from an actual thing, too, but I just can't find it.

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>>2734279
What's with your obsession with horns anyway? They're just usually made of bone or keratin.

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>>2734280
You either give me those photos or I put you in a rock cage.
>post MEGA

>>2734247
I did notice that, and she gets the nosebleed when she gets too excited. I'll memorize her quotes and watch a few other vids of her

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>>2734287
I just wanna touch them. I don't have any on my own.

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>>2734284
>g2g time to go play a bit of Stalker Prypiat and get some lunch
>Mfw I was just doing some google searching and found a tumbler page filled with them.

>>2734289
>Blow me

>>2734274
You have a penis, though, correct?

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>>2734301
>No problem, have fun. I'll play a STALKER game some day.
>Anything else really similar to that is with my own cropping

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>>2734301
I'm not an airbender, lady, I can't blow you.

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>>2734292
You've already touched them before, multiple times in fact. Go visit a zoo and try petting animals there.

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>>2734308
Last time I checked I did not.

>>2734279
You...need something?

>>2734320
This is all very confusing. Can I touch them?

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>>2734317
I have already forgotten how it's like. And that doesn't mean I did it enough. No, zoo animals aren't special.
>>2734320
Yes, your horns.

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Morning.

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>>2734323
My horns? I suppose you can.

>>2734327
Just one pet. Just one.

>>2734657
>Touches

Well, I'll be damned. You're not a hallucination. Guess it's time to fucking kill myself.

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>>2734657
>holds them both like a steering wheel

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>>2734327
Zoo animals have horns, do they not? It should be the same thing.

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>>2734228
>>2734311
Shorty?!!

Il show you!
Il show you all!!

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>>2734659
You're just tired. Rest your head on one of my pet rams.

>>2734662
I said you could pet...not hold onto.

>Tfw want to host
>Tfw next game will be a milestone and I want to add a bunch of events first

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>>2734677
Hey, don't look at me, it weren't me.

>>2734641
>calls a ghostbuster

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>>2734677
>Shorty

Thanks for reminding

>>2734681
This is where you slit my throat in my sleep. I don't trust sheep. You could be a wolf. You could be my mother. You could be so many horrible things.

>>2734683
Then shut your face and add the events.

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>>2734681
But why would I pet horns? You can't feel anything on them, right?
>>2734664
It's not, because they're no humans. And they will probably just run against me with them.
>>2734641
I'd say hello, but then you'd just try to do weird things to me again.

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>>2734688

>>2734693
I'm at a loss for what to add.

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>>2734688
>>2734696
Better call a nutbuster instead.

>>2734694
I just wanted a hug you inconsiderate dickhead.

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>>2734694
Be it human or not, horns are still horns; I don't see the difference. Pet that other girl all you want, but leave me out of it.

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>>2734696

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>>2734705
no deal
>>2734708
But yours are different, so eventually I will have to touch them too.

>>2734698
Read through what you have already and see if that sparks your imagination.

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>>2734692
Why would I want to disguise myself? I have no foul intentions, but you must get proper sleep in order to not have hallucinations.

>>2734694
I can feel you tugging on them.

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>>2734687
>>2734691
Fine, but that bit- guy will pay the next time I see he- him!!

>>2734713
What's that? I hear squeaky shoes. Is that a clown coming for you?

>>2734694
>>2734713
Just admit you have an obsession with phallic objects.

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>>2734713
How is it different? Different shape? You really are a horn pervert.

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>>2734720
Jeez. No need 'ta get all defensive 'bout it.

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>>2734713
Yeah, I don't want it anymore anyway. I don't hug assholes.

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>>2734718
That's not bad, is it?
Lower your head, you're so far up.
>>2734723
No, it's definitely not.
>>2734726
If yours looks like that ram's horns... oh man, I'd see a doctor.
>>2734728
Yes, different shape, and also different person.
>>2734732
Good for me!

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>>2734742
Different person? If it were the same shape you wouldn't be able to tell the difference blindfolded. Keep your weird fetishes away from me, thankyou very much.

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>>2734730
There is nothing defensive about it!!That stupid human will pay with his life for such an insult!

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>>2734748
I bet I would! This calls for a test.

You all know it's Mother's day right?
You'll at least give her a call, right?

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>>2734742
But I'm as tall as you?

>>2734758
Just did it.

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>posted in the wrong thread
>fuck me

Anyway, hello everyone

Should we revive /ofh/

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>>2734758
....

>>2734718
B-But I haven't slept right since my mother left.

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Dubs I host my new super secret code.

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Mother's day should be once every for to five years.

>>2734765
Nah
We can watch movies without that

>>2734771
Were you even trying?

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>>2734754
It's just a word. Jeez.
>>2734758
We couldn't care less for each others' continued existence.
>She's been dead for a while now.

Do you have a mom?

>>2734771
dubs you dont

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>>2734761
Really? You're so big though...
>>2734773
I agree

>>2734773
>for
Also, sure let your mother know that she is only your mother 1/5 years

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>>2734755
I don't have time to play your silly games. Give it a rest and stop bothering everyone.

>>2734776
Nein

>>2734783
Sure, let your mother know that she is only your mother 1/365 days, you cunt

Your mother's are faggots

>>2734783
>>2734786
>not letting your mother know shes your mother everyday by fucking her

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>>2734783
But you see if Mother's Day was once every four to five years then it would hold more meaning. There will be a bigger crowd of people celebrating that holiday.
>>2734782
He understands.

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>>2734790

>>2734758
I gave her my present and breakfast on bed

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>>2734769
That's unfortunate especially with today being a certain holiday. Take two rams them, I can always summon more. Or I could be a dream enducing mother of fluffy comfiness.

>>2734782
Small stature.

>>2734790
shut up, Oedipus

>>2734794
You and him just want to get out of calling your mom.

>>2734800
Do it. Make me sleep forever.

>>2734790
>Freud

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MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>Tfw you find the best fucking image ever of your ava

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>>2734803
That would be a valid reason if I did have a mother.

>>2734803
I want my birthday to be completely ignored, and in return ignore everyone else's birthday.
I also never want my future father's day to be celebrated if it ever comes to that, and never celebrate my father's in return. Same with valentines day, christmas, and all the other useless holidays.
Fuck all of this.

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Good morning!

>>2734813
>tfw you don't post it

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>quietly eats...something.

>Tfw want to ask for help writing events
>Tfw it would spoil the premise if I let everyone in on the theme
>Tfw I could only ask certain people on steam
>Tfw I don't get any events anyways

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>>2734816
Have you wished your mother a happy day today, Miss?

>>2734815
That's called autism

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>>2734800
Hmm... do you grow wool too?
>>2734784
Okay.

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>>2734805
I can't let you sleep forever. That would be rude

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>>2734819
I can hear you. Please chew with your mouth closed.

>>2734823
look it up

>>2734826
Just make me sleep then.

I bought my mother 20 euroshekels of her favourite wine. And one liter brandy for my father because i was sick when he had his birthday.

>>2734817
>tfw it's over file size limit

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>>2734819
>Approaches meekly.
Can.... can I have some too?
>>2734822
Actually, I...

>>2734834
resize it or change to a lossy file format

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>>2734819
>Quietly eats handful of berries
>>2734828
Oi, rules guy! I got words I need with ya.
>>2734816
Mornin'.

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>>2734836
Go and wish her a great day, now.

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>>2734824
Well I can summon rams to aid in my battles so If I need wool I guess I could use them if needed.

>>2734831
Then rest your head on this ram.

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>>2734828
I got a better idea - next time i can bite your face off so you won't hear me enjoying lunch.

>>2734836
I don't think a human's digestive system can handle my species'...*ahem* ''lunch''

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>>2734842
>He turns his head.
Iida.
>He turns his head back around.

Reminder that hosts only hosts for (You)s

>>2734783
>arbitrary celebration where you thank somebody for bringing you into the world without permission and subjecting you to the cruelty of the world
I'd rather not celebrate it

>>2734850
this

>>2734845
>Rests head

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>>2734842
Hi-hi!
How are you today?
>>2734843
I already did.

>>2734850
>being a nihilist
Literally kys

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>>2734849
>Hosts get barely any (You)s. I'm lucky to get ten for the entire game. I'd get more by shitposting

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>>2734842
Those berries are sour and close to fermenting, just so you know.

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>>2734813

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>>2734779
>just woke up
>no one in the house
I sure hope I still have one

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>>2734845
So you don't have wool, but you do have horns. What else do you have?

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>>2734847
Actually, I would still be able to your horse chewing even if you consumed a portion of my face.

>>2734854
Really? You sounded unsure of it. Lying is a terrible thing, but lying to get out of talking to your mother is just egregious.

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>>2734848
Iida. Right. Sorry, that just don't change th'fact.
>>2734858
Yeah, I know, I just didn't want 'em 'ta go to waste. The nose knows.
>>2734854
Pretty good, after some emotional whiplash. You seem pretty energetic.

>>2734860
Maybe she went to play kick volleyball

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>>2734856
The term is anti-natalist, and I'm not one, I just don't think you should be obligated to thank your mother. The whole day is just complete shit, if you want to thank your mother you should show love and kindness to her, not be obligated to call her and force some bullshit spiel out and maybe send her a pre-written card and a bracelet.

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>>2734867
>He continues to ignore you anyways.

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>>2734865
I'm not lying, I really did!
>>2734867
What happened?

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>>2734873
Its a terrible holiday only you weak minded humans could have made!

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>>2734865
Push me even more and i'll make the last thing you hear the soft cracking of your bones. Now leave me be.

>>2734867
Suit yourself, girl. If fermented berries is part of your diet.

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>>2734852
May your rest be filled with wonderous dreams.

>>2734861
Not really much else.

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>>2734879
The merchants created it, don't blame us.

>>2734873
Mother's day is about handmade gifts baka
Handwritten cards, breakfast in bed, etc
And Father's day is about steaks

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>>2734871
As if she had such energy, I'll just go make breakfast and wait for my family to arrive.

>>2734865
>throws beans

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>>2734885
That's only if you live with mumsy, and handwritten cards and what you described is barely practiced anymore.

Keh

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>>2734874
...Sir. Please.
>>2734875
Er, gettin' told by eyewitnesses that a friend'a mine's been murdered, an' then shortly after findin' out she's actually 'alive'.
>>2734880
Eh, I make do with what I find, I'm hardier'n moist. What'cha got there, anyhow?

>>2734885
Mothers day is about hugs and kisses n shit

Fathers day is where you sneak off and tear shit up with him, hit up a gentlemens club or something.

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>>2734875
Well I suppose I have no choice but to believe you, Ma'am. Just know that if you are lying you are scum.

>>2734880
I got you to cease that awful noise, so you shall not hear another word out of me.

>>2734888
>He catches them.
What the hell are these?

I want to fuck my mom

>>2734892
shhh, silencio.
Dejame dormir

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>>2734881
Do you eat grass?

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>>2734893
Ehehehe.... That sounds too complicated for me.
>>2734896
M-ma'am?

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>>2734893
>He turns back around.
Yes?

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>>2734895
>tfw no more dad to watch pole dancers with

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>>2734899
>Anon...

>>2734890
A printed card means nothing except that you are too lazy to write to the woman who has done more for you than anyone in the world. And candy! You take a box to Mother—and then eat most of it yourself. A pretty sentiment.

—Anna Jarvis, inventor of Mother's day

Game with the mothers of our avas when?

>Tfw mom dies during mothers day

>>2734913
>tfw ava has no madre

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>>2734905
Based on your appearance, you seem more used to being called vulgar terms such as "streetwalker" or "cornerstore" and not formal terms, so I apologize if my speech is off-putting.

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>>2734893
Meat i hunted myself. Bandit tried to rob me, now i'm having his leg for lunch. Don't worry, he still lives. It was either his head or his leg. I was generous enough to have him choose.

>>2734896
Have you ever heard some trying to scream but fail because you slashed their windpipe? Just wondering if you did.

612 warf avenue

612 warf Avenue

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>>2734912
I agree with that for the most part, but the very idea of Mother's Day in general doesn't appeal to me. Rather than giving her some nice things once a year you should just be a good son or daughter all year round.

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>>2734913
>Sounds pretty good.

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Did anyone call for a chauffeur?

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>>2734905
Yeah, I've been dealin' with a lot'a stuff like it. I'm just glad she'll be okay.
>>2734906
I've been told you collected a few items here recently.
>>2734918
...Huh. Never had people 'fore. Never really ran in 'ta one'a those cultures. What's it like?

>>2734838
>Oh yeah. Thanks anon

>>2734927
>png
no wonder it's too big, this is a photo, painting, or sketch, so you save it as jpg.

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>>2734917
>Shifts around uncomfortably.
You can stop being so mean any time you know...
>>2734927
Me too.

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>>2734927
Tastes disgusting compared to venison. But i was hungry and he got in the way. Saves me the trouble of finding lunch.

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>>2734913
>Tfw the closest I have is the person Lambda and Nu were cloned from

>>2734926
Nah. But i did order some killer clowns

>>2734924
Stop being a 13 yearold and go hug your mom

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>>2734918
Is that a threat?

>>2734927
I will not be handing these items over to anyone, so if that is what you are getting at I will not be relinquishing them.

>>2734930
Be more modest with your clothing. I am just being observant.

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>>2734933
nice colors

>>2734934
From outer space?

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>>2734935
I've yet to start being a 13 year old. I have hugged my mom.

Your waifu a shit

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>>2734934
Killer? I'm sorry to disappoint you there, but I'm no killer. I'm just a simple house painter and lumberjack.

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>>2734936
No, just a general question. If we are going to spend time in eachother's presence, might aswell find common ground.

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>mfw mother's day was 2 days ago in my country
haha US nerds

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>>2734944
But I am not married.

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>>2734951
Oh.
...
What channels do you get with those ears?

>>2734945
Your face tells me otherwise.
Why would a clown be a lumberjack?

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>>2734930
So what brings ya here, anyhow?
>>2734931
Can't say I'm too surprised, there....He probably deserved it anyhow. Lemme guess, carnivorous?
>>2734936
Yeah, yeah, I gathered that much. Just wanted 'ta confirm it as th'person with the single most contact with 'er. Elly's scythe an' hat, yeah?

>>2734929
>I just saved it as-is, I never think of those things.

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>>2734913
>Anon...

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>>2734938
It beats her normal outfit I guess.

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>>2734936
I didn't choose to wear this y'know...
My sisters hid all my other clothing.
>>2734965
Hmmm... I don't know!
I'm just here!

>>2734952
Actually it's mother's day in most of Europe as well

>>2734952
>he says as he posts a nerdy american tv animu. On a american origami website

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>>2734965
Well, yes, that is correct.

>>2734970
And you let them? Where is your gall?

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>>2734972
Wait really. As far as I know it was 2 days ago.
or yesterday. I don't know. oh wait i just googled it's today. fuck.
>>2734973
Eh, I like Americans and America, I just shitpost them

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>>2734965
Depending on what's for dinner. Preferably meat, but anything my Papa brings home is something i'll cherish.


>>2734961
I can hear your heartbeat and i can smell you from a mile away if i focus. Why?

http://www.funny-games.biz/haruhi-f-series.html

>>2734985
You would think we wouldnt get so butthurt after being ahitposted by the world but we still do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg4SVGFbPZk&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQg4SVGFbPZk&has_verified=1

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>>2734970
Just 'cause, huh?
>>2734984
She's gonna want 'em back, y'know.
>>2734987
Never could bring myself 'ta hunt...not not often, anyhow. Heck if I don't love me some deer, though.
>She idly glances skyward

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>>2734984
They did it when I was sleeping...
>>2734996
Yeppers!

>>2734995
nice link faggot

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>>2734988
I am going to regret this.
I AM GOING IN!!

If I don't make it out alive.... Tell my future girlfriend that I would love her......... if I found her.

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>my country's equivalent of mother's day was last month
what the fuck
>>2734993
Kek, Americans tend to get really pissed when I push their buttons, especially ">muh heritage" ones.
They fucking hate Aussies because of their shitposting.

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>>2734964
That's my real face, how dare you! I chop wood for a living, I even have a chainsaw to prove it.

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>>2734996
Too noisy, not enough agility and no offense, but you don't exactly mix in your surroundings with your smell. Maybe try a market stall.

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>>2734988
>>2735001
Time to dunk bleach on my eyes.

Forget the eyes, Imma just chug a bleach bottle right now.

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>>2734987
I was attempting to make conversation. It's the only part of your body that is interesting.

>>2734996
Is she alive?

>>2734999
If you house was lit on fire while you were asleep, would you still do nothing? It is okay to say you lack a backbone.

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>>2734913
>tfw ava's mother is never shown or found because hes an albino monkey
Africa will die first.

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>>2734999
Hey, least ya aint stuck here.
>>2735013
It's easier when they just walk right up, technically. Plus, I aint nearly as harmless as I look.
>She grins
>>2735025
Reimu says she only sealed 'er away for a day. If nothin' else you should probably put th'scythe somewhere not near anythin' sensitive.

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>>2735025
So you like to make compliments about the ears of women? Or am i a special case? Either way, i don't feel flattered.

>>2735020
Still a good fap material

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>>2735033
I will return it when I see her, and only then.

>>2735034
Don't be mistaken, I am no "womanizer", I was merely commenting on your abnormality. You are not even a woman for me to "womanize".

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>>2735033
I'm sorry. But is this the part where i should feel intimidated or respond to that with my own '' i am not as harmless as i look'' showoff?

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>>2735025
I'm saying that it happened when I couldn't do anything!
>>2735033
Wait...
I could be stuck here?

>tfw orphan and living alone

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>>2735036
You do it.
I rather take a quality Doujin any day.

>>2735048
Sorry to hear that.

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>>2735043
I thought i was talking to a man here. But maybe it's just the runt of the litter trying to be the alpha male.

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With every death becomes honor. With honor, redemption.

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>>2735063
Please tell me you can actually aim with your bow, unlike most Hanzos.

N G W

G

W

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>>2735047
I am inquiring as to why you never did anything after the fact. You look embarrassing.

>>2735062
Wait, so you wanted me to "hit" on you? What kind of man do you take me for?

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>>2735043
Uhm. No. Ya won't. It's sorta, y'know, 'bound' to 'er or whatever. One time she forgot it back at th'clearin' and it nearly cut my arm off when I went 'ta go bring it to 'er.
>>2735047
Five months, goin' on six, here.
>>2735044
>She laughs briefly
Sorry, sorry. Just, y'know, magic's practically cheatin'. Shouldn't matter long as we don't got a reason 'ta act on it, anyhow, right?
>>2735063
I never saw th' "honor" or "glory" in killin'.

I fucking called it. Its only a matter of time before we get a full blown overwatch circlejerk

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>>2735067
Step into the dojo to find out.
>>2735074
There is always honor in a battle.

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>>2735073
I tried, but they just keep telling me I look cute!
>>2735074
I-I don't want to be trapped here that long!

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>>2735063
I prefer strategy and annihilation myself.
>>2735069
I cant believe it takes you humans this long ethier.

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>>2735073
If it pleases you, when the time comes for me to find a mate, you would be the last person i'd consider.

>>2735074
....You are almost as strange as some humans i am familiar with. A reassuring thought.

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>>2735076
McCree ava when?
He's just the right amount of edge.
>>2735078
No thanks bowman, you sound confident.

You have 5 min to start a game, else...

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>>2735095
Else what?

>>2735059
It's alright.
Hope you all have a good day with your families.
Cherish them.

>>2735095
Still working on them like every other day fampai.

>>2735092
Already have one pham.

We got:
Tracer
Reaper
Mcree
Hanzo
Reindhart
And widow maker...i think?

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>>2735078
All a bunch'a needless violence, I figure.
>>2735079
Well hey, folks that get "stuck" aint that common, at least.
>>2735091
"Almost"? Well, that's a first. Got any examples?

>>2735095
>Must. Put in. More. Events. For Game 10.

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>>2735095
For the love of everything that matters in this world, don't jump off a cliff.

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>>2735074
...
>He drops the scythe.
I-I will just return the hat then.

>>2735079
You look as if your price is 50 yen per hour.

>>2735091
As much as that stings, I would hope so. I do not know you and I am sure that feeling is mutual.

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>>2735095
Hm?

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>>2735109
No genji. Wow.

Martha

Filthy humans

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>>2735109
>building folder

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>>2735110
But what if I'm one of those?
I don't want to be stuck!
>>2735112
M-my price?

oh SHIT I FORGHOT TODAY WAS MOTHERS DAY

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>>2735111
hug?

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>>2735122
Finally someone understands!

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>>2735112
>It hits the ground with a heavy clatter
Hehe, probably th'best thought.
>>2735128
Er, if ya are...get comfy.
>>2735109
>Also Tracer

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>>2735086
A good strategy requires a good team. One must not go in alone.
>>2735092
Hm.....
>>2735110
Sometimes violence is the only way.

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>>2735110
All of them. The fact that i am a oddity among my race isn't helping either.

>>2735112
Careful with insulting me when i am not looking. I can smell your lies miles away..and your body odor. Atleast you don't cower away, that's something.

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>>2735130
No! Get yourself a boyfriend or something to hug, that's whow normal girls behave these days.

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>>2735109
Really? Nice. Mei ava when?
>>2735136
I don't like that sound bowman, what're you thinking about?

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>>2735136
That is the difference between your kind and mine, I dont care how long it takes il do it all by myself if needs be!

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I am back from my Day of Mother.

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>>2735134
What about all my friends? What about my sisters?
>>2735157
Welcome back, person I haven't met!
How was it?

We should have a game about mothers

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>>2735076
It appears I have arrived...at an opportune time.

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>>2735150
It's not like I had a reason for that...

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>>2735136
...Well, yeah. Least if ya got an itch for a fight, this is th'place.
>>2735142
I'm almost as strange as every other human? I aint so sure that's compliment, hehe. What's your, er other half, anyhow? There's somethin' familiar 'bout it, but I don't wanna name somethin' and guess wrong.
>>2735157
I'd ask if ya had any fun, but I somehow doubt ya did.
>>2735160
Folks come an' go all th'time.

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>>2735113