All hail our mistress!

>>2714028
But does she have a dick

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>>2714037
Yes

>>2714050
Then I can dig it

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>>2714065
Everyone can dig it

>tfw herm Satan will never make you her sissy cumslave while she uses your gf as a demon breeder

Where can I find more of this "mistress"?

who dis?

>>2719917
Gonna say Lucy going by the file names

>>2719917
Baphomet, some versio of the devil/antichrist popular with all the edgy kids who listen to death metal and dress like Nottem Portant
Like all things, it got waifu'd.

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>>2720233
>Baphomet

Oh, wow. Pretty cool character, fampai. Surprised she's not more popular, still.

>>2720233
OP here, you bet your ass she got waifu'd by me

don't die

>>2714097
Kinda cute

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>>2714028
>using the Pope's/Nero's Cross
>not using the Levithian Cross

>>2730383
Whoops, *Leviathan

Thread soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkbdDmC6SDw

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>tfw no female baphomet smut

>>2714037
Butt can she fart on my face?

Don't die, I like this thread.

I'm willing to write a short fanfic about female Baphomet fucking a male human. Can you guys give me some ideas?

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>heaven promises eternal salvation
>hell promises eternal damnation BUT there are demon girls

How the fuck do I choose?

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>>2741271
I would go for heaven. Being in eternal pain and struggle isn't worth it for just some demon girls, and I can bet there are full sex simulators in heaven too

>>2741237
Don't make it read off like a fetish checklist with dialogue from a b grade porno

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>>2741529
So what you mean is to make it as vanilla as possible and not use dialogs like:
>"Omg bafartmet i luv uuu!!"
>"Zomfg anon me too!!!!!"
>"lets hav sex if u kno what i mean"
>"k."

>>2741271
Hell is clearly the correct answer. Based on what I remember from Paradise Lost, Satan is just some teenager with daddy issues and hell is his shitty apartment where he hangs out with his friends.

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>>2741237
PETPLAY
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>>2714028
>tfw she will never succ ur bus

>>2743292

Is "Prada" a satanic designer brand somehow?

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>>2744109
>not remembering one of Anne Hathaway's most famous movies

>>2744143

Amusing

but desu I've never seen that film, and must only know its names from commercials for it at the time

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>>2741271

Doesn't Heaven promise anything a human could want in exchange for piety? I'd bet Heaven and Hell could cut a deal and bring up some fucked-up demon girls for some of the VIPs.

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This is a nice thread.

>>2742288
>Tfw you will never summon a sexy demoness.
>Tfw you will never use her roughly and frequently.
>Tfw when she will never embrace her submissive side and bind herself permanently to your will.
It's a bad feeling.

>>2748443
>After a good night with Baphomet, you must pay her back
>The price, one soul
>Your soul
>Fug

>>2719861
>>2746555
I'm not into religion and things like that but who is that brown goat kid?

>>2742238
and let's not forget about the part where mohammed is tortured for all eternity.

>>2751625
or was that Dante? it's been too long.

>>2751625
not him but who deemed mohammed to be totured for all eternity? God?

>>2753380
http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/

>>2741237
Baphomet must have a huge dripping goat cock

>>2741237
Soulplay

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>>2754591
How does one act when they don't have any soul?

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>>2748553
>only one soul
Pfft

>>2753380
Medieval Christians. The Christians hated the muslims, vis-a-vis the Crusades. They believed that Muslims worshipped Mohammed. Thus he, and everything else Muslim, was associated with evil, and eventually Witchcraft. In fact the name Baphomet itself is an Old French corruption of Mohammed. The Knights Templar were accused of worshipping Mohammed/Baphomet, and burned at the stake for heresy. Baphomet only because the hermy goat thing hundreds of years later.

>>2758777
Even then, Eliphas Levi's Baphomet (the goat thing) is a spirit representing hidden knowledge, not the devil. Levi's Baphomet is a positive force that humans should drive toward understanding.

Not exactly Baphomet but still...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Puh6fHbJK4

>>2714028
Can I still fuck her if I believe in god?

>>2760463
Yes.

>>2719861
>tfw you will never feel her hold you against her chest with a gentle yet iron tight grip
>tfw you will never feel her cloven hoof pet you then slide down to lift your chin, guiding your lips to meet hers
>tfw you will never feel her black, pointed tongue force its way into your mouth, filling it and sliding down your throat
>tfw you will never gaze into her possessive stare and feel yourself go weak as you accept that everything you are belongs to her now

>>2760463
Especially then.

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>>2760463
She is probably into BDSM, so your righteous Christian dick will cause a tingly feeling, like vinegar on your skin
If your sack was blessed with heavenly seed, then when you cum in her, it'll feel like lemon juice on a papercut to her. She's probably into that so it's fine.
>mfw now imagining holy bukkake all over Baphy

>>2760866
Furthermore you must preserve your virginity until after marriage.

>>2760993
Well, cumming ON her isn't the same as cumming IN her.
[lolspoiler]besides, I'd totally marry her[/lolspoiler]

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>>2761229
>tfw no qt baphomet wife

>>2761229
That's sodomy and that's a sin.

>>2761272
>You will never have an awkward marriage where she has to stand outside the church due to it being a house of God
>The two of you will never laugh about it as you drive off to your honeymoon
>You will never use your blessed seed to bring the good in her
>You will never prove that a demon can rise as easily as an angel can fall
>Except with more holy dicking

Smut is 70% done. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>2761475
Making me happy.

>>2760866
>Christian inquisitors capture Baphy
>Torment her
>Gets her horny
>One pervert cums on her, sees her hissing in pain
>The others immediately see this, tie Baphomet down and start to stroke around her
>She pleads and begs for them to have mercy in order to get them riled up more, loving the first bit of true pain she's ever felt

Fuck, I might write it.

>>2762411
That's lewd

>>2761475

Making Satan proud

>>2762411

>use an iron ring to keep her mouth open

>cum in her (now safe) throat, burning her mouth and throat

>She pretends to suffer but the intense pain is actually getting her off.

>pleads to the inquisition that they don't put their righteous seed in her womb, lest it burn her further

This is pretty fapable.

>>2741428
In heaven you still have to be wholly devoted to your one true love. That means no unfaithful lusting over other women, and no polygamy. So, sorry but no.

>>2748553
You can always buy a new one later on. Nobody realizes this.

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Fucking finally, 3k words. I'm very sorry if I fucked up some verbs and times, any grammar mistake, tell me if I should commit suicide or if I should just move on and never do this again.
http://pastebin.com/pj6HGUYb

>>2766943
>no polygamy
Most biblical heroes had a fuck ton of wives, man.

>>2770610
breddy good mang 5/5

Well she is kinda hot, I guess

>>2759928
4 years ago, and it's still on youtube?
how?

>>2770610

Thanks based anon, Satan will surely give you her favor (hopefully with sex)

>>2770610
>kisses writefag's foot

>>2770610
You! Writefag! I wish to preform fellatio and or lick your feet. Come hither so that I might reward you for you glorious contribution to our proud culture!

>>2779267
>>2780686
Fuck off feetnigger

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>>2770610
>Anon's the sub and the demon's a futa.

>>2781042
What the hell were you expecting m8? You think some limp dick faggot anon who's so desperate for company he has to summon a demon is going to take control?

>>2781042
You say that like it's a bad thing.

test
https://youtu.be/2a4Uxdy9TQY

>>2783645
1)White
2)Salt is an ionic (crystalline) structure which only appears pure white when synthetically cleaned placed in large amounts. In nature it can be anywhere from grey to brown to pink.
3)The dog had white fur with dark eyes and off-black padding
4)Water

Also -
>you are a more complexed thinker
Complexed is not a word
>intelligent and deceptive - you don't get carried away easily
The word deceptive is being used incorrectly, and the post hyphenation line has no relevance to the previous statement


Was this thing supposed to be ironic or something?

>>2783645
this has nothing to do with sexy goat demons

>>2781042
desu I understood Satan as disagreeing with the stuff of god, so in my understanding, naturally if anyone from hell wants to fuck they'd have gay sex, as gay sex is considered a sin in Christianity

>>2784037
Everything is a sin in Christianity. They just don't mention all the things where the pious path is inconvenient.

>>2781042

Hey man, this is /trash/. A horse-cock futa Satan goat dominating a milquetoast white guy is the cherry on this trash heap!

>>2714028
What's with her chest, why it looks like she had a major surgery done [spoiler]and what's inside now?[/spoiler]

>>2787581
Looks like your usual autopsy incisions, kinda fitting given her theme

>>2787581
>>2788762
autopsy incisions are made like a T on males but they are made in Y shape on females

>>2741271
>hell promises eternal damnation
not for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPLeAvtMcik