HG thread
Kill selves.
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>>2710815
By all means you first.
I'm gonna go kill myself now. Goodnight everyone. I'll see you at my funeral.
>>2710797 (Maria)
Alright, see you later.
>>2710766
Nah, you got arms Souda.
>>2710824
Nah my life's awesome. You all should definitely consider either suicide or sucking less.
>>2710832
If your life's awsome then why are you here alone sitting in your desk or *insert public space here* and posting on the most god forsaken corner of this website with the deadest community ever?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2710845
Watching you sad fucks reminds me how good my life is.
Thanks for the inspiration, HG, now hang yourself.
>>2710863
I don't see it.
>>2710857
I want to be raped by rachnera
>>2710889
same
>>2710908
>mfw /b/ runs more games than we do on most days
>>2710925
host then fag
>>2710925
they only have default shit games though
>>2710925
>Tfw beheaded by anakin skywalker
When's DDD coming back?
>>2710936
>not tfw stabbed in the back by Wormtongue
Fuck the prequels
leef here reporting for duty
>>2710992
Great, I was expecting you. Get in my van right now.
>>2711006
ooo nooooo i fell for the trap
It's quite dead in here.
>>2711012
That's it, just step right in little girl and ignore the red paint. Here, let me get the chainsaw out of the way.
>>2711012
>you will never rape leef and steal all her pokemon
I hate life.
>>2711006
>Gets in the van and rapes the clown
>>2711025
Not really it's just that no one is posting
>>2710990
>Not getting stabbed through the torso and kicked into an abyss by your own son.
Fuck the prequels.
>>2711031
It's not rape if you give consent.
>>2711031
Isn't that the same thing?
>>2711025
I don't know it's kinda relaxing.
>>2711040
Oh i'm going to have fun with you.
>>2711046
I think I'll continue relaxing.
>>2711047
Same here, Mr Muscle. Who's going to be on top?
>>2711058
I want to spank that ass of yours.
>>2711042
Dunno I react on posts.
>>2711063
The autodoc.
>>2711069
Yes, yes, I'm pretty sure you want to do a lot of things. I'm also pretty sure you're powerless to make them happen either.
>>2711076
I can make it happen if I roofie you.
>>2711058
Man, nothing like relaxing to the sounds of consensual clown sex, this place is creepy at night.
>>2711081
You can't make that happen in the first place.
>>2711084
You get used to it, it's better than having people talk into your ear.
>>2711090
You won't be saying that when you wake up later with a sore asshole.
>>2711095
That would be better than you who wakes up to absolutely nothing at all.
>>2711090
I'm already used to it, but it's a bit lonely tonight, someone that I talk to at night go 'killed'.
>>2711103
You'll be waking up to nothing too because I'll be long gone.
>>2711117
There are two kinds of death, one where they come back and one where they don't. Which one is it?
>>2711123
You think the people you see here are your toys to poke and tease. You're sadly mistaken. Reflect on your meaningless existence.
>>2711135
I'll do that after I make you not be able to walk right for a month.
>>2711139
Mhm.
>>2711145
You're too cute.
>>2711135
She'll be coming back, I have no doubt about, but I don't know how long she'll be gone.
>>2711148
Now you're just stating the obvious, darling.
>>2711152
Are you going to wait for her?
>>2711157
I want to lovingly hold you and feed you candies.
>>2711157
Of course, it seems like I'm the only one though, but I'm also waiting for someone else too.
>>2711164
I want to maintain a decent amount of distance while I judge whether the candy you brought me is fit for consumption.
>>2711169
So you're interested in both women. Which ever one makes it back first, huh? That's one way to choose.
>>2711182
Do you think I'd roofie the candy?
>>2711187
You think you're the first one to try?
>>2711182
O-oh it's not like that, only one has my eye, the other one is just a good friend. But I'm being rude talking only about myself, why are you here on this fine night?
Hardmode: Pick up the ava if its available.
>>2711189
Any successful attempts?
>>2711195
rolling
>>2711195
>rolling at dead hours
Fuck it doing it anyways
>>2711195
Roll
>>2711195
rolling for Alice
>>2711195
ayyy
>>2711226
>Seth
I dare you.
>>2711195
Rolling
>>2711197
No, and there will never be.
>>2711193
Sena Kashiwazaki, decided to talk a walk. It was oddly quiet so I thought I should see just how empty it was here.
>tfw you will never feed sena tons of candy and then throw her inside a TV
>>2711232
>mfw I have a small erica folder
>>2711195
sure
>>2711235
*take
>>2711231
Iunno man. I would be condemning myself to never finishing those games
>>2711195
Number 17 is still the best.
>>2711195
I still find it funny how my name was spelled wrong.
>>2711235
King Kaito, or just Kaito, as you can see it is quite dead, actually is not as dead as it was a bit ago.
>>2711266
You're going to have to elaborate what the "King" in your name means.
>>2711195
>2:30 am and a game still hasn't started
Wow. You guys exceeded my expectations.
>>2711283
it's 4:30 where a majority of late fags are.
>>2711274
It means nothing, just a place holder because I figured I had the wardrobe to match the title, if that makes any sense.
>>2711294
Go the fuck to sleep.
>>2711301
Huh, was almost interested for a moment there. Then where on the social ladder have you made your footing?
Are you a cosplaying college student with a part time job?
>>2711314
O-ok
>>2711238
>Never
>>2711323
>breaks little sena with a fork
>>2711333
>Ahn~!
>drags three people away to play league
>>2711338
>Bans
>Go to sleep at midnight
>Wake up 4 hours later
God fucking dammit.
>tfw Tupac is dead
Oh, oh! Dungeon is starting. See you later!
>>2711316
Well, I'm a performer, I sing and stuff and my company gives me all these outfits for songs, so I figured why not put them to use? But I do have a part time job, during the dead hours I run a cafe, but tonight didn't feel like a night I should. Oh and I do have a subject who put her life in my hands at the very least.
>>2711347
4 AM chocolate pudding?
>>2711351
>tfw he finally got that job he was trying to get
>>2711345
>makes an account called whydidigetbanned
>>2711338
>Playing league
>Not dota 2
>>2711357
That actually sounds appealing right now. Shame I don't have any.
>>2711351
Tupac is gone for good. He got a job and doesn't need to NEET around on /trash/ anyl onger.
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>>2711362
>Bans Riven
>>2711367
>Not playing Smite
>>2711370
>tfw you have a decent paying computer job and you can NEET all day because of it
>>2711376
>Actually playing smite
>>2711376
>>2711386
>Playing moba's
>>2711373
>plays Fiora
>>2711401
>Playing computer games
>>2711412
>Using a computer
>>2711406
>Bans Fiora
>>2711406
Boner please go away.
>>2711422
>Plays Soraka
>>2711416
No unfortunately that's part of my job.
Or anything with inputs and outputs or that can convert electricity for that matter.
>>2711386
>tosses you a snickers
>>2711438
>Forces you to use a macbook pro
>>2711422
>plays zed
>>2711439
>Instantly turns into fat denton
>>2711443
>Eats the macbook.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>2711447
Yeah thats good now go into the erp thread and play Bridget.
>>2711450
>Banning Zed instead of Soraka
That is a big mistake in all honesty.
>>2711455
I'm not feeling it anon.
>>2711459
It's the principle of the matter.
>>2711461
Please?
>>2711450
>plays sona
>>2711455
Play bridget and fuck the trap in there since they have crossover images of each other...
>>2711465
Can I do it in 4 hours I get into the mood after lunch :S
>>2711470
Only I can do bridget well
>>2711466
That's fine.
>>2711479
Oh
I don't have any more sona
>ERP has more Guilty Gears than HG
>>2711487
I assumed so. ggez
ngw
>>2711493
How many do they have?
>>2711495
I had Caitlyn and yasuo next I was just preparing for the bans
Alright i'm headed to erp let me grab some coffee.
>>2711493
But we have more Dangans and Touhous
>>2711505
>>2711510
At least four different people, it seems.
>>2711512
>Implying Dangos are a good thing
>>2711509
I could only ban three people, tho.
>>2711510
Give them my regards
>>2711521
N-nice meme
Oh wait
I can't talk
I'm posting sona
Fug
When can I die?
>>2711505
We're supposed to gain 2 more sometime soon
>>2711525
Check and mate.
>>2711526
never
>>2711525
>whistles in the distance
>>2711535
... Please?
>no erp thread up except one nearing the 500th post.
neat
>>2711536
>comes down your lane with dem sik beats
>>2711538
What are you doing? Stop doing things. I'm sure it's insulting.
>>2711520
I was already implying that, didn't you see that I used the sad frog?
>>2711552
>[rees internally]
>>2712603
there you are