New thread for game.
My gratittude Snowman.
Give me 24 fighters to fight in Dreamland once more. I will bump it if I need to.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>>2708938
I consider her to be a friend. She doesn't even need to go back to your world. She could stay here.
>>2708990
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
>>2708990
Jack Frost
>>2708990
Matsuda
>>2708990
Natsuki Subaru
>>2708929
>I think I've got a good ballpark amount for what I need.Thank you very much for the help!
>>2708938
Then how the hell am I supposed to know what's going to happen to me!?
>>2708990
Momiji
>>2708990
Eggman-kun
>>2708990
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2708990
Megaleg
>>2708990
Maria and Harusame
Asakura Ryoko
>>2708990
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>2708990
King Kaito
>>2708839
Please I have water in me, and I was swimming in the aquarium and he went into my head.
>>2708990
Sanya Litvyak
>>2708990
>tfw no more hazma
>>2708990
Not Mamizou
Reimu
>>2708990
Madoka
>>2708990
Ririchiyo
Supergirl
>>2708990
Kongou's bullying victim
>>2708990
Seija Kijin
>>2708990
The 349th mobile infantry
>>2709020
You're not really making any sense right now, you know that?
>>2708990
Dis pear
>>2708990
Ross
>>2708990
Izaya Orihara
>>2709063
>picks
>eats
Tastes like shit.
>>2708990
Machi
>>2709059
I guess we're kinda similar then, with us not making much cents.
>>2708990
Yukine
>>2709004
You need to have faith.
>>2708990
Her mere existence is a problem but you wouldn't understand.
ow my finger
Any mistakes. Any exchanges.
>>2709087
I like to think I make a lot of sense, whereas you're making none right now.
>>2709132
In God? In the Taoists? In myself? Help me out here a little but.
>>2709157
Looks good enough, hee-ho!
>>2709157
>Seija is such a rebel even her image refuses to load
>>2709152
I-Is it cut anywhere, is there bruising, I-I could fix it, I-Its the only thing I'm good at anyway!
>>2709157
...I-I'm really not so sure about this district.
>>2709157
I think I switched bodies with my district partner, but feel free to give my spot to anyone didn't make it in.
>>2709161
In yourself and the gods.
>>2709185
Uh, no it's fine. Forget it.
>>2709161
It was a joke... Am I just really bad at telling them?
>>2709157
It looks absolutely wonderful.
>>2709157
My district looks like shit.
>>2709208
ur wonderful
>>2709157
Looks good.
>>2709206
Nah, don't wanna.
>>2709203
O-Oh...so-sorry for bothering you...
>>2709157
Ready!
>>2709150
All I know is that she couldn't go back to wherever you live and that it was causing nothing to happen in this realm.
>>2709188
I understand. That is fixed and I gave your spot to the next in line.
>>2709206
Denied.
Is there any other changes?
>>2709188
>>2709157
you might as well give me two spots then!
>>2709189
Uh-huh...and that's it? Nothing more, nothing less?
>>2709217
Ugh why is your voice so high pitched? Get me some ibuprofen for this headache you've given me.
>>2709206
I think Garnet's wise to your shit, but you should try it with a pic of Maria once just for keks.
>>2709212
Mine too, sadly. Maybe there is something common in those...Ohh, you are in it.
>>2709215
Such sweet words at this time of the day. Thank you very much.
>>2709206
Seriously?
What is wrong with you.
>>2709205
Yeah, you could work on them a tad bit more.
>>2709235
I-I'm sorry, I-I have so-some wi-with me anyway...gi-give me a second
For once, the bloodbath is appropriately named.
>>2709247
Thanks for the confidence booster.
>>2709257
Maybe it isn;t the best thing ot do this when tired.
>>2709257
So this is what a bloodbath is supposed to look like? It's quite...well I can't say something.
>>2709257
....?
>>2709274
Hee-oh. Welp, that was quick, hee-ho.
>>2709274
I'm just gonna not ask about the giant hamster.
>>2709274
Donnnnnn!
>>2709266
It could have been much worse for you. I could have went on and on about how you suck and you're not worthy of a king's title.
>>2709274
You think you could have waiting a bit before you killed me?
>>2709274
My tracksuit. I should keep that around for this kind of activity.
>>2709224
Just because it doesn't cause problems in this place does not mean it's not causing problems in other realms. That's like saying, just because a mother wanted to kill all the Lunrains in the Outside World, you should let them because it's not in this world. The gods are more understanding than you.
>>2709230
That's it.
>>2709274
The emotion that my sister is in love with is in the air.
>>2709240
Luckily for you I don't plan on sticking around you for very fucking long.
>>2709274
Staying here seems like a stupid fucking idea so I'll definitely live longer if I start walking now.
>>2709237
They did it once, with the first image you can find on google images with the original filename instead of the name I gave it.
>>2709334
Evening to you all.
>>2709305
Do you want me to ban you from my cafe?
>>2709341
Shut the fuck up, Maria.
>>2709274
O-Out in the bloodbath, ho-how pathetic!
>>2709334
>Eggman-kun in love
I think that's the most terrifying thing I ever heard of
>>2709334
I've always played somewhat of a cupid role. I hope you find someone special.
>>2709366
Still waiting on those pills I asked for.
>>2709361
Okie dokie, back to lurking I go.
>>2709381
H-Huh, o-oh right, sorry...
>Mikan takes out two pills
Yo-You have a drink on you, ri-right?
>>2709323
I would hope they would. I was only created recently while I assume they have been living for centuries. Yet for being so understanding, they will not fix the oddity that is Elly.
>>2709334
The concert must've been terrible. A singer that cannot speak.
>>2709402
Whatever you do, make sure you don't oversleep!
>>2709396
>takes pills
>swallows them dry
Nope.
>>2709402
What a wonderful voice
>>2709421
O-Oh, well...yo-you're welcome...
>>2709334
>>2709337
Well, I think that is the goal of a race, to not to stick together and win it.
>>2709402
I never knew that people would pay to watch a doll lying on the floor for three hours. That fact is kinda entertaining.
>>2709402
Because she is not suppose to exist. She is suppose to be forgotten with some other people as well. Do you want her former form of her Mistress, which committed genocide, to come back? I doubt you do.
>>2709435
>>2709402
A few fighters join the pink creature's gathering.
>>2709446
Room for one more?
>>2709446
The young lady being saved by the brave knight. It's just like one of my dreams.
>>2709444
>Kissu
>thanks bb
>>2709436
Quit being such a smartass, it's doing nothing but get on my god damn nerves.
>>2709446
I should've brought my own food to share with you all. I hope you don't mind sharing with me.
Why can't you fags wait 'til I get home to start a game? I literally have to wait 'til around 2 in the morning for a host or host myself which doesn't get me in a fucking game. Literally ruining my night.
>>2709439
I was built for the purpose of genocide. I don't mind the idea. Even then I don't see how bringing her back could bring the one you are referring to.
>>2709463
>he switches to darling to kiss me
y-you're welcome...
>>2709478
>>2709484
We're getting along fine this game, aren't we? Don't mind me, there's no rush. Sleep all you need.
>>2709478
You're spending your weekend nights playing HG, grimey.
Only one ruining your night is you. <3
>>2709490
>Not wanting Based Darling-kun to kiss you
>What are you, gay?
>>2709484
Stop laying so close to me and go find your own place to sleep.
>>2709484
A nap sounds nice
>>2709469
I'm sorry. I had no intentions to something like that. Bullying small children is something that no proper lady should do, so I will stop immediately.
>>2709484
You can stay there in the dirt, while I will take a ride and go home. That way both of us will be where we belong.
>>2709484
How many people are in love now?
>>2709439
Yuuka helped that version of you out in an incident. And is it their fault that they're not meant to exist? Would you just lie down and accept the fact that you're not supposed to be there if you were in such a position?
>>2709532
Too slow!
>>2709532
It looks like I got lost and wandered into a place I shouldn't have.
>>2709557
>I even missed the opportunity to add a picture to my post
>>2709532
Such a wonderful party, but I would prefer one featuring more cards and less useless chatter.
>>2709539
Yes I would. It would mean I wouldn't have to do anything and I get to relax all day.
>>2709484
You don't want to know.
>>2709532
A night punctuated by singing, sleeping and betrayal.
>>2709572
And Elly hasn't done anything other than simply exist, herself.
Where is the line drawn?
>>2709562
>>2709557
I understand your pain. Unless I don't do anything but lurk, I'll miss the game usually.
>>2709582
It finally time to use those tickets I bought ages ago. Front seats!
>>2709526
You're a girl so I'll give you a warning, don't you ever fucking call me a child again or you'll fucking wake up in a concrete drum filled with... fucking concrete. Do you understand me?
>>2709582
Oh great, well no pressure
>>2709572
Yes I would. You will find that a lot of things don't phase me.
>>2709582
Being proper seems to take a lot of work and conviction.
>>2709595
The line is drawn where you don't commit a incident or not.
>>2709629
Seems I'm getting the hang on singing.
>>2709636
Which you can't even be certain she has, as there's not even a hint that suggests she has.
But you attacked her anyways.
>>2709629
Madoka is choosy on who she wants to share spoils with.
>>2709582
I would prefer to not showcase my singing voice this day. I'm sorry about that.
>>2709605
I have to say that I already heard this threat from the last three yakuza and gangster family heads that I ruined with ease at the table,
but I never heard a child say it. It's like one of those mangas about gambling. Really interesting.
>>2709629
...how is that even possible?
>>2709670
Well I-did he fall asleep?
>>2709690
>pet
>>2709670
The feast arrives and it is as violent as ever.
>>2709662
Yes, it's good to resolve an incident but it's better to resolve it before it happens.
>Opens up my donation box to discover Yukari took all the money.
>>2709706
I lied, your concert sucked!
>>2709701
Stop that!
>>2709662
>Caring about Elly.
Really nigga?
>>2709706
The remaining five fighters all the encounter the various creatures of this world. All with different outcomes.
>>2709707
But that's just you randomly lashing out at people.
Does that mean that if you were in her position, someone else would be in the right to do that sort of thing just because?
>>2709673
Oh yeah? I'll show you interesting in a minute you fucking bitch... Arg... Fuck it, you're not even worth my time. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Now get out of my god damn face before I change my mind.
>>2709706
I'll probably be better off if she doesn't get a hold of any of this.
>>2709738
>all these new Touhous
>Cirno is no where to be found for days on end
>>2709738
I don't know about him but her patheticness was endearing in a way. It made me wish she got stronger.
>>2709728
>continues petting
It's ok
>>2709765
>tfw new overwatch
>>2709768
>here's this if you don't have it
>>2709771
Anon...
>>2709776
Overwatch is pretty solid. Definitely better than Battleborn.
>>2709789
>sucks your dick
>>2709765
Define "new".
>>2709765
Cirno is probably just one of the new ones
>>2709789
>yeah I feel it will do much better. But one is more of an attempt at a moba and overwatch is like tf2
>>2709752
One final look at the final three. Maria is trying to win two in a row. Asakura, who was second the last game, comes up with the most kills. Fuyohiko manage to get this far without killing anyone except maybe a few mooks.
Kuzuryuuu, Naruse, also Ryoko. Duel Final. Engage.
>>2709776
>tfw thought about picking up Mercy or D.va
>>2709787
Just trying to be nice ;-;
>>2709806
Reimu, Sanae, all those touhous Aussa does.
Probably even more
>>2709824
D.va Is the best character on overwatch. Literally wait for the enemy team to group together and lob her suicide bombing robot over at them.
posting to meme on lf
>>2709783
Did they take pictures when I was wearing that? Thanks I suppose.
>>2709824
>think I have seen a Mercy. Saw a Reaper earlier and I handed over Reinhardt to someone, not sure if they will though
>>2709842
>but pretty much this, people don't know a lamp post can block the damage.
>>2709858
You look good in it
>>2709815
One way to win is do nothing at all.
>>2709851
I-I shouldn't be that high, I-I don't deserve it!
>>2709838
Sorry, I just don't like that I lost. But no petting!
>>2709874
Now that's how it's fucking done. All right!
>>2709884
You should be happy they even remembered to put you on there at all.
>>2709880
Yeah, most of them show up daily.
Last time I saw Cirno was a week ago
>>2709874
For all the talk, you managed to be the one person to win without killing recently.
>>2709907
The results.
>>2709851
>mahiru, ibuki, celes, and mukuro being that low
>chiaki "fat gamer grill" nanami, aoi "will fuck for donuts" asahina, and mikan "secretly a dickgirl" tsumiki being anywhere near the top
The shittiest taste of all the shit tastes.
>>2709931
Second place twice in a row...
>>2709907
Congrats!
>>2709931
Thanks host, off to bed now so goodnight!
>>2709907
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
I'm gonna get outta here now before that bitch with the weird ass hair tries talking shit again.
>>2709931
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2709931
>>2709896
Your prize
>>2709935
>mikan "secretly a dickgirl" tsumiki
:bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach:
>liking celes
:bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach:
>>2709935
I agree with you for once.
>>2709951
Not too shabby.
>>2709951
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2709957
Are you triggered, (You)no?
>>2709975
>Boop.
>>2709868
You think so? Maybe if it were smaller. It is used to my sister's measurements.
>>2709980
:bleach:
>>2710000
You should drink some for liking dickgirl Dangan.
>>2709939
>>2709947
>>2709950
>>2709975
I am excited to see what things I will experience tomorrow. I am glad that you enjoyed and have a good resting period.
>>2709992
Pretty sure you could have one tailored
>>2710008
:bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach:
>>2710019
Rest well.
>>2710035
Even Sonia and Touko are better than Mikan "I use these bandages to hold my dick down" Tsumiki.
>>2710059
Yeah but, I agree with that. Except for the futa part.
Mukuro > Sonia > Touko > Mikan > the rest
>>2710035
>>2710059
Do not lose hope Sonia-chan, unlike Kazuichi-kun, Tsumiki-chan might have a royal cane large enough to satisfy you on your throne!
>>2710084
>Touko that high
My hope is slowly fading away, th-this is despairing...
>>2710085
Shouldn't you be hanging out with Ibuki or something?
>>2710085
>unlike Kazuichi-kun, Tsumiki-chan might have a royal cane large enough to satisfy you on your throne!
Fuck you too, man.
>>2710084
>mikan still that high
She'll never be a top Dangan, especially since she's secretly packing heat.
Or maybe you're into that type of thing...
>>2710091
>he doesn't like touko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQF9aJ7NF4
>Pushes pepsi machine accidently onto the next poster.
>>2710110
t. ultimate cuck
>>2710124
Well that was apropriate.
>>2710116
>>2710124
I see I'm not welcomed here anymore. I'll just go play Barbie Dreamhouse and act like I'm still important.
>>2710100
Don't twist your gut over it all too much. You might end up a little bit psychic from all the twisting.
>>2710110
I-Is it making you despair Kazuichi-kun? A-Are you feeling it just like I'm feeling it?
>>2710117
>Liking sweaty musk girl with a mole the size of jupiter
Kuhuhuhuhuhu your taste is so despairable.
>>2710124
>First thing I looked at were the Divas
Fuck!
>>2710124
ntr best fetish
>>2710135
You can still fix my car, but your not much more than that.
>>2710138
>>2710135
Being important is overrated.
>>2710145
(You)no. I will fucking shitpost all over you and derail every game you host you lil bastard.
>>2710135
Look at the bright side. At least when you kill yourself, nobody will mourn
>>2710164
Actually funeral houses send complementary mourning services to people without families.
>>2710193
Huh. Learn something new every day
>>2710193
>>2710201
We could kill everyone at the funeral house and Souda will be over looked.
>>2710210
Wouldn't be easier to just pay off the funeral home to look it over?
Where in the world is _______
>>2710210
I like the way this guy thinks, being Souda shall be maximum suffering.
>>2710223
Carmen Sandiego
>>2710223
a new game?
>>2710222
Of course it'd be easier to pay them off, but its more fun to not do that.
>>2710224
It'd be true despair.
>>2710223
Carmen S-
>>2710237
God damn it, beat me to it
>>2710210
I'd still go to the funeral burry him say something nice.
Put up a tombstone and go there once a year to put new syntetic mechanical flowers.
>>2710250
I'd probably go there to get drunk, pour some motor oil on his grave, and set it on fire and drink some more until the flames go out.
>>2710237
>>2710247
Well i'm right here, boys.
>>2710269
>>2710286
Is that goddamn Reggie? I lol'd
>>2710269
>>2710250
>>2710224
>>2710222
Yo-you guys know I'm not actually dead yet, right?
>>2710301
>kissu
>>2710301
We're just planning ahead sit down and have some "Tea".
>>2710286
Though it'd be much funner to do that if we killed him and put him in a shallow grave.
>>2710301
Not yet at least.
>>2710301
...I can fix that.
>>2710276
Oh shit. Didn't think something would actually come from the joke
>>2710301
"Yet" is the keyword there
>>2710314
It'd be alot funnier to just amputate his arms and legs and replace the stumps with rotary dildos.
>>2710301
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Souda.
>>2710301
And nothing of value would be lost.
>>2710334
Eh...
>>2710335
I brought the alcohol, we can party now instead.
>>2710306
Don't do that! You have to save yourself for your future wife!
>>2710312
I'd rather not. Talking about that kind of stuff is really unnerving.
>>2710314
>>2710331
Yeah, yet. Hopefully not for like 60 more years or so. Hopefully by then you'll all be dead too.
>>2710316
No you can't. If you kill me you wouldn't have anyone else left that talks to you.
>>2710335
I SAID I'M NOT DEAD! WHAT PART ABOUT THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
>>2710359
I got Mandy, and Hajime, sometimes, I can live with those too, so be a good boy and lemme shove this blade up your butt.
>>2710371
>Those two
>I should get sleep
>>2710372
I want to keep Valentine.
>>2710356
Can you imagine him trying to slowly rotate forward like a car?
>>2710359
Just calm down.
>>2710371
>Boner intensifies.
>>2710372
Can I have sex with Reimu as a reward
>>2710356
Maybe after the dance at funeral...
>>2710359
We all have memories of Souda, some fond, some not so much, but in the end he lived the life he wanted to and we should all be happy for him.
>>2710372
>wanted by reimu
what did she do?
>>2710381
There are several to choose from
>>2710386
Could be interesting.
>>2710392
After the dance? That does sound like fun, need a partner?
>>2710414
He'd be like a turtle and you could knock him over to the side and he wouldn't be able to move
>>2710351
I expected more from you, Matsuda.
>>2710371
How about you find some other guy in some other garage to torment relentlessly for no reason?
>>2710386
BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND YOU PEOPLE KEEP ACTING LIKE I AM!
>>2710392
S-Stop giving my eulogy! If anybody's going to give it, it's going to be me!
>>2710429
Oh please I died twice you drama queen.
And look at how I look.
>>2710429
But I love tormenting you, you're suffering gives me pleasure, Soda-Can.
>>2710402
Ram destroyed the donation box
>>2710414
It is a funeral/celebration after all... depending if you're a friend or not. I'm sure I can use a partner
>>2710429
...And as we close this ceremony, let's not sadden ourselves with the sudden end of the life of Souda, but rather celebrate him as the uhh... 'wonderful' man that ....some of us ....occasionally liked.
>>2710440
>you're
pls don't
>>2710422
The problem is listening to him whine though.
>>2710429
He was a little shit. He yelled a lot and broke more things than he fixed. He hit my shit with a wrench and more often than not I lost money having to pay for a proper mechanic. I won't really miss him but pissing on his grave will be fun.
>>2710429
I wish I had something nice to say about your department into the ground, but there's no real compliment or kind words to say about your existence.
>>2710444
>destroyed the donation box
holy shit
how do you fuck up that hard
>>2710452
Since I've never really talked with you, I doubt it'd be as a friend, but it hardly could be anything more than just dancing with a stranger.
>>2710456
Oh cmon I know you have one of those mouth gags people use for sex in your back pocket.
>>2710454
>GODDAMN IT, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT
>FUCKING FUCK, I SHOULD GO TO BED!
>>2710372
Can I have Reimu's pits forever?
>>2710439
You look horrendous. You're like a poor man's version of Cyborg.
>>2710440
That's gross! I don't want you to get pleasure from me at all!
>>2710452
STOP IIIIIIT! I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I JUST WANNA LIVE AND KISS MISS. SONIA'S CUTE FACE!
>>2710456
You could at least say this while I'm not standing here in front of you...
>>2710459
Very funny Matsuda, but you know I'm not dead. You're not dumb enough to believe that!
>>2710490
Well seems you've got me there. It truly is saddening that you aren't dead however.
>>2710467
We should dig a hole for her grave in advance
I want Sakura to bang me with her huge ogre penis.
>>2710479
What even?
>>2710481
>Do it
>>2710490
But its more fun to tell the entire thing before we kill you. So you know what was said for your funeral.
>>2710490
Yeah? Well suck it up, fuckboi.
>>2710504
>Sl-Sleep is gay though.
>>2710490
Oh please.
99% cyborg is so 1995
>>2710504
You know its the truth.
Check your back pocket.
*Slips it in*
>>2710501
if theres anything left to put in it afterwards
>>2710476
There's so many new people here... I can barely recognize anybody anyway. I'm sure it'll be fun.
>>2710490
Farewell, Souda. I can't say I knew you well enough to miss you, but I'm sure somebody, somewhere ...might.
>>2710515
>But your gay, what's your point
>Seriously though your not going to miss much sleeping for like 2-3 hours
>>2710516
I just watched you put that in my pocket. I'm more curious why you've got that.
>>2710523
Alright.
We'll get an urn for the ashes
>>2710531
good idea
>>2710530
I'm sexually active you see.
>>2710527
Where the hell have you been hiding?
>>2710530
>I-I'm the straightest
>And I guess you're right, but shit dude, I don't wanna sleep
>>2710498
Thank you. That's all I wanted.
>>2710503
Nice try Izaya, but I actually want this.
>>2710504
>before we kill you
F-Funny joke, Kano...
>>2710515
Don't call me a fuckboi, fucker! I'm much more than that!
>>2710516
What about being full on cyborg? When will that ever be cool?
>>2710527
Why're you doing this to me?
>>2710527
Well I'm not actually new, I was here when you were around. You just were always talking to the little girl, little boy? I don't know exactly...
>>2710537
uh... huh... Lets not turn Souda in a sex pig.
>>2710549
>Just do what I do to fall asleep, watch http://watch.na.lolesports.com/en_US#/livestream
>Even if you hate the game the casters will put you to sleep.
>>2710572
>
Who said it was a joke Souda.
>>2710572
Yeah, you're right ,you're a turbo fuckboi, my mistake.
>>2710549
>Being straight or gay is overrated
>Also not sleeping 6 hours a day
>What are you mentally damaged?
>>2710572
Two Thousand and never.
Because you'd be an android.
>>2710581
Who said anything about a sex pig I ain't getting anywhere near him with my body for sexual relationships
>>2710591
>Bu-But muh RNG simulator
>>2710591
You mentioned attaching dildo's to him, and shoving a ball gag in his mouth.
>>2710581
I did, because you guys would never kill me...R-Right?
>>2710587
I'll punch your lights out if you don't-
>he quickly punches Stocking in the mouth as she's eating her gross ass carrot cake. Fucking gross, Stocking. Get better taste in cake or fucking die, you scrub. Go see a doctor about your fucked up taste buds if you have to, but don't bring that carrot cake shit around here ever again
>>2710591
Okay, but when will we all transform into unisex vehicles?
>>2710538
I've been around here in another form...
>>2710579
Rest in peace
>>2710581
Oh... I know that... I've seen you around before as well. That crossdressing Aikawa? Let's hope he doesn't find me.
>>2710611
>You can watch RNG (Royal Never Give up) play League
>>2710611
>You can't simulate when you're dead.
>Or otherwise without memory due to headaches.
>>2710618
Dildos where for comical relief.
The gag was because you wanted him quiet.
>>2710628
Never because vehicles are assexual.
As for assexual vehicles I remove your arms.legs and Sexual organs and turn you into a dildo powered car.
>>2710628
AH, YOU FWUKER!
>She quickly punches Souda as he's dissing Carrot cake, which is objectively the best cake ever, how can one man have such shit taste, I dunno Souda, how CAN one man have such shit taste, holy shit, just kill yourself.
>>2710633
>Fi-Fine I'll go to sleep in a couple of minutes
>>2710631
>But league puts me to sle-ohhhhhh
>>2710630
MARIA!!!
>hugs
>>2710628
I'd start running Souda, I've heard Stockings excellent at killing things.
>>2710633
>Where
>You might need some sleep too
Eh... we could just kill him.
>>2710630
Never actually talked to Aikawa, thought you two were buddy buddy.
>>2710630
Hey idiot, I'm still alive. I'm breathing and talkin' and everything. I was never dead and I never will be.
>>2710649
Oh, I don't want that for me, but it'd be really funny seeing that happen to other people. I can refuse to fix those that have wronged me before! Wouldn't that just be dandy?
>>2710649
>where my pic at
>>2710651
>Sleep for 20 if you need a power boost.
>Don't sleep more or you will get headaches.
>And go eat something with sugar.
>>2710651
>Night fag. :^)
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>>2710673
>Y-You too
>>2710654
>I just woke up
>I'm posting on 12 diferent boards
>and i'm doing this
>>/g/54422222
>>2710678
>Try not to sleep tight.
>>2710682
>>>/g/54422222
fml
>>2710682
>Telling everyone to go to sleep
>It's 1am and I need to go to sleep
>>2710651
IT'S PRONOUNCED FUCKER, FUGGER! GET IT RIGHT OR LEAVE!
>he punches Stocking in her fat gut where all her carrot cake is being stored (exactly 1 ton of carrot cake is kept in her stomach at all times). I mean fucking hell man, even cheese cake is better than carrot cake. You wanna know why it is? Because it's so good they named a fucking restaurant after it. You don't see a restaurant named Carrot Cake, do you? Besides, we all know chocolate cake is the best cake. It's the all american thing to love.
>>2710654
Stocking's a fat BITCH that can't do anything right, and that including killing me! She's about as threatening as a baby kitten with it's claws removed.
>>2710696
>mfw I go to bed at 6-7pm and wake up at 2-3 am these days
>>2710654
He can be slightly overly attached at times... I need to be a bit careful around him
>>2710653
I don't remember you acting like this
>>2710663
>walks away
That poor, poor soul... and so young as well.
>>2710678
please...host....I'm dying... I need a game to keep me going...
>>2710713
>tfw my game only has 200 Bloodbath events
>And I haven't started on the rest.
>>2710711
Listen to me! I'm alive and well! You can check my blood pressure and everything if you don't believe me! COME BACK HERE AND CHECK ME OUT!
>>2710720
>200 bloodbath events
Fucking hell Dentman.
>>2710707
>I go to sleep 1-2am, wake up 8-11am.
>>2710705
Then I'll kill you
>Stabs you in the gut to prove his point
Now go get yourself some bandages, it'll be more fun later.
>>2710711
So he's stranger than I thought he was. Huh.
>>2710720
Lol my feast alone has 200, get fucked.
>>2710732
It's not enough
I need at least 500 , with at least 50 words, events.
>>2710746
How many of those bypass the word limit?
singles bed
dubs host
trips reveal secret ava
>>2710757
Roll
>>2710741
>he stands there as the knife bleeds him dry
Hey, get this outta me. It's gonna be hard to sleep with this thing sticking outta my stomach.
>>2710748
I-I've only ever had 50 for mine...
>>2710762
Funny part is that i'm already in my bed posting on the TV screen using my phone as an input device that controls my desktop.
>>2710766
Never enough events.
>Jensen
>>2710732
I'm feeling so bad for Souda's death that I'll have to go back to the shadows and grieve some more.
>>2710741
He's definitely stranger than most humans... well actually, stranger than aliens, youkai and other magical beings. I think I'll have to fly off now, this place is too sad for me right now.
>maria
>>2710762
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>>2710711
>hugs more
I missed you...