Let's have a newt Adventure. This is a newt.

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recap

previous thread:
>>>/qst/20256

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>>>/qst/39597
>>>/qst/39610

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>>2697666

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>>2697677

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>>2697689
Hi newt! The Rules are simple! You're trying to leave here tonight with one or more of our 3 singles hearts! You'll have three rounds to do it! You have 3 LOVE tokens (help someone) and 1 SURGE tokens (surge someone) to use at anytime! Are you ready?

>>2697712
Lets go

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don't do it newt you're beautiful just the way you are

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>>2698431
"Alright! Our first round is A Trial by Earh Wind and Fire! Which single and element do you choose first? "

>>2699582
Surgio and Fire

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xzYO0joolR0

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>>2699688
You are now Surgio. A fire elemental now stands between you and fair maiden Newt. What do you do?

>>2702295
Shock the monkey.

>>2702295
Use your matchmaking powers to befriend the elemental

I thought newt was gone?

>>2704856
this is new newt
so you could call her newt
or maybe neut?
noot

>>2712483
perhaps New-t?

>>2716870
or NEWt

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>>2702427
"Welcome to WHEEL OF LOVE! Spin to see who on earth is your LOVE MATE!"

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>>2718066
Next post determines who:

First Digit:
1 North America
2 South America
3 Europe
4 Africa
5 Asia
6 Australia
7 Antartica
8 The Moon
9 The Astral Plane
0 Your Choice

Second Digit:
1-4 Male
4-8 Female
9 Hermaphrodite
0 Your Choice

dubs = anything you want

>>2718673
dub 9 me bb

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>>2718763

Is there a reason this is here and not on /qst/?

>>2734276
It was on /qst/ earlier, but the QM moved it to /trash/ because it's a red board.

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>>2719242

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>>2740036
Success! You have now cleared the path to Newt!

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>>2740833
You are now Newt, again.

"Which single and element do you choose next? " Says Ok Cupid.

>>2746654
Earth and whorb

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>>2746867

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>>2747669

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>>2748019
You are now Whorb. A wall now stands between you and Princess Newt, how do you proceed?

>>2748224
Just sort of... float over it?

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>>2748277

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>>2748537
Success! And now it's time for the final trial...

>>2716870
>>2716929
or newT

>>2704856
What ever happened to Newt?
Anyone actually know?

>>2756809
the original artist came back one time and gave somebody some of their brushes
haven't seen them since

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>>2752046
>trial of blood
We need muscles
Use your one phone call to solicit the assistance of your toughest friend:
Jobby McStobby

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>>2758346
Newt practices self love by using one of her 3 LOVE tokens on herself to help her summon-

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(Before I forget here's >>1858048 >>1930159 >>2218424. I made it a month ago and forgot to post it.)

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(And this >>1950090 as well.)

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>>2697621
I wanna fuck the newt

>>2763578
Fuck the trial, can Jobby McStobby just beat the shit out of Ok Cupid?

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>>2752046

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>>2767596
You are now Bob. A water fall of AIDS BLOOD is the only thing stands between you and virgin Newt, how do you proceed?

>>2768101
Cover every hole in your body as best you can and then jump to the other side

>>2768101
make an armor made with plastic bags... and jump!

>>2775967
or jump with an umbrella

>>2768101
trow tampons until it dries!

use Jobby McStobby to sate the AIDS Goddess's wrath and menstrual flow

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>>2772546
>>2775967
>>2776103
>>2776444
"Hmmm... here's everything I have, a pen, my little black book, my wad of cash, condoms and 50¢... let me see what I can do..."

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>>2785119
Success!

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>>2777137
Sorry Jobby, the AIDS Goddess was on her period and couldn't be negotiated with.

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>>2766865

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>>2786818
It's time for Round 2, The Love Surge Quiz Show! Answer questions corectly about Newt and recieve points! Answer wrong and get Surged! Let's go! Which question first?

(Anyone may answer as any contestant at any time, now.)

>>2795126
Friends for 300 as whorb

>>2795126
As Jobby
Punch the quiz board

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>>2795660
(Also any contestant may answer.)

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>>2796774
(I'm sorry guys, I think I might have made the questions too obscure. Here's the archives if anyone's curious:
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/890575
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/921302
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/1776352
)

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>>2805192
(Here's all the questions, I guess this particular 2 thread quest has gotten a little long winded. I don't know. How would you guys like me to end it?)

>>2808548
nah it's fun, it's just the queston that are wayyy too hard

>>2697621
hi MT

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>>2810331
(Alright, I'll let you guys choose the three topics then. What topics would you guys like?)

>>2810419
(Don't you mean David Bowie? Also, these two images >>2805192 >>2697621 where made by the original Newt creator)

>>>/qst/39931
(Who's Alex?)

why's this in /trash/ tho?

>>2813732
Vidya games, animoo and thrash, maybe ?
Also why in the trash ?

>>2813732

What's her name, Alex?

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>>2814065
>>2817414
>>2734276
(Newt started on /trash/ as a kinda porn adventure and /qst/ doesn't allow porn. I can switch it back to /qst/ if you guys like. Also I could post lewds in imgur links if you like.)

>>2817484
(Is my name Alex now? As for the question: M*** T****. I'm censoring it because I think she wants to stay anonymous. I usually just jokingly call her David Bowie because she stopped Newt right when Bowie died.)

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>>2817414
It's time for Round 2! Answer questions corectly about Video Games, Anime and Trash to recieve LOVE points! Answer wrong and get Surged! Let's go! Which question first?

>>2820915

I thought this was what happened when you got surged?

>Trash, 300.

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>>2821621
(Whenever anything negative involving lightning happens it's called getting Surged. It's like getting Slimed on the Nickelodeon game show "Slime". Except it's extremely painful.)

>>2822117
Penn Jillette's partner is Raymond Teller.

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>>2822467
Correct! 300 points! (Which contestant, by the way?)

Which question next?

>>2822729
Shit, I forgot about the contestant thing.
Uhh, Surgio.

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>>2822765
Which question next?

>>2822925
(by the way, anyone can choose the question)

>>2823057
300 vidya for Whorb

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>>2824455

>>2825215
(also anyone can answer)

>>2825628
Kings Field?

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>>2825863
Correct! 300 points! (To whorb or someone else?)

Which question next?

>>2825977
Whorb, and vidya 200

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>>2826003

>>2826296
Fuk, im not sure about this one
Wheat?

1 am here Op a man needs his sleep and tbqhwyf i think you should take this to qst unless things get really lewd in the future

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>>2826527
Correct! You can tame the horse by feeding it! 200 points!

>>2826572
(goodnight anon!)

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Which question next?

>>2826774
Trash for 100

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>>2826802

>>2827024
hiro? I think

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>>2827077
Correct! 100 points! (To which contestant?)

Which question's next?

>>2827119
To whorb

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Which question next?

>>2827267
Vidya for 100

>>2820861
If you want more poularity, go back to quest ! It'd be better

>>2827443
but if you are going to go ultra lewd, don't

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>>2827329

>>2827461
Terraria, Greatest game ever.
For bob

>>2827461
thrash for 200

>>2827461
Terraria it's better than minecraft desu

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>>2827466
>>2827475
Correct! 100 points to Bob!

(i agree, terraria is fantastic)

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>>2827473

>>2827652
for whorb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trashman_%28comic%29

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>>2827698
(Huh, I didn't know about that comic. I was refering to "It's always Sunny in Philidelphia" but I didn't specify a TV series so...)

Correct! 200 Points for Whorb!

Which question is next?

>>2827722
Trisha for 100 with bub

>>2827722
>>2827968
trash and vidya are all done !
Animu 100 points

(i'm gonna go to bed, i'll be back in the morning.)

(i'm back)

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>>2828072

>>2832224
(anyone can answer)

>>2832224
Yotsuba Koiwai
For bob
Animu 200 ?

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>>2834345
Correct! 100 points to Bob!

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>>2834345

>>2834966
Anime?

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>>2835079
Correct! 200 points! (To which contestant?)

>>2835185
Newt.

>>2835185
bob

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>>2835320
(Newt is not competing in the quiz show, sorry.)

>>2836026
(Okay, Bob then?)

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>>2842162
All that remains is one question!

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>>2842276
And this question is a Double Surge Jeopardy! Which means you can wager as many of your points as you like and get the 300 points! But be careful! If you get it wrong... you'll be DOUBLE SURGED! NO ONE has been known to survive a Double Surge!

(when you reply to this question state which contestant you are and how much you wager!)

I don't know shiet about annie may

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>>2842276
And this question is a Double Surge Jeopardy! Which means you can wager as many of your points as you like and get the 300 points! But be careful! If you get it wrong... you'll be DOUBLE SURGED! NO ONE has been known to survive a Double Surge!

(when you reply to this question state which contestant you are and how much you wager!)

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>>2842845
>>2843064
>>2843370
(How about this one?)

>>2847099
>>2843370
wew lad, these are hard

>>2843370
>>2847099

Who is no one's?

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>>2847099
>>2847958
>>2848007
(How about this one?)

>>2848136
Ez
Son Goten and Son Gohan

>>2848161 and for surgio

>>2848197
(How much do you wager >>2843370 of Surgios points >>2842276?)

>>2848297
all of them

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>>2848161
Correct! Surgio gets 600 points!!

Imho Surgio should get - 200 since you had to change the question twice
Kappa

Damn, I wish I'd been here earlier for the Tuxedo Mask one.

Soooo... Whats next?

>>2851088
this desu imo senpai

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>>2795674

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>>2860097
Well, anyway! Looks like Whorb is the winner of our 2nd Round! Which brings us to our final-

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>>2860628
>>2766988

>>2860666
Oh shit!

Whorb, Tom and Surgio need to get in there

>>2861335
and help Jobby ;^)

>>2860666
oh shit nigger what are you doing

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>>2860666

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>>2860666
>>2861335

>>2868149
Jobby, help! Punch her harder!

>>2868149

Welp, we are in it now. No choice but to keep punching.

don't die

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>>2880465
You are now Newt and her party of five:
Whorb
Bob
Surgio
Gameshow Glam Girl
and Jobby

You are faceing OK Cupid. How do you proceed?

>>2880551
Everyone uses their powers of friendship to strengthen Jobby.

>>2880551
Whorb heal the party if needed, and give buffs to everyone because you're a fucking healer
Bob hit it with your massive magnum dong
Surgio be fucking useless as usual
Gameshow Glam girl sing something, so that it'll hurt is ears
Jobby hit it. Nothing else to do eh.
Newt, be the goddamn leader and be strong
For your Homeland
For your Nation
For your Comrades
YOU HAVE TO WIN !
Or, this is fucking stupid and we should fucking RUN AWAY.

I think the latter is the most realistic one imo desu senpai

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>>2880551
Make the whole party yell "GO BACK TO UNDERTALE YOU FUCKING EDGELORD GOAT!"

>>2880551
Turn into a final fantasy turn based battle. Have the white mage (if god is merciful, there will be one) spam buffs until someone gets hurt. Everyone else should spam their best/most defense busting moves.

>>2697621
Newt a cute

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Don't die.

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>>2880824
You mean like... sexual healing?

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>>2880824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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>>2880824

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>>2880824
"Leader? Me?"

>>2922030
Surgio urgently shouts to Newt that she still has 2 Love Tokens and 1 Surge Token!

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>>2868536
>>2868639
>>2880824

>>2925104

...Did we win?

We don't have to align with Gorgoroth or cast meteor or something, right?

>>2925104
Oh shit is Jobby alright?

>>2926661
I doubt it.

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