HG thread
>>2661410
Thank you for the new thread.
>>2661347
Oww!
Why!?
I barely did anything
>>2661375
jomammy
jomammy's poonanie
jomammy's poonanie's panties
jomammy's mammi
jomammy's mammi's poonanie
jomammy's mammi's poonanie's panties
ya girl
me pepe
yo daddy
yo sista
>>2661347
>pulls ear
Of course, they have to lose to be losers and fight back and then beat the bad guy, baaaka.
>>2661407
(There are scans out.)
>>2661375
Shinobu
Ararara
Keran
Carol
Rei
Undead
Mion
Alma
Assnah
Erica
>>2661410
>New York
Not San Francisco
>>2661449
Weebgehtti fuck yourself.
>>2661429
(He's been introduced since the longest, he was the pro Kacchan was apprenticed under.)
>>2661410
0/10 made me reply
>>2661375
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
Senpai
reply to this post. dont ask questions, just do it.
>>2661471
Why?
>>2661471
Okay.
Kasich dropped out
Any reason as to why that we're so dead?
>>2661410
Rpg man
>>2661439
I am not the bad guy!
You are!
>proceeds to pull your ahoge
>>2661498
I'm currently stealing a lot of people wallets without them noticing at all.
>>2661489
Oh.
>>2661498
I have no clue. I think I scared off the demon, the green-haired girl, and the wannabe teacher with my superior intellect and demonstration of adherence to the rules.
>>2661471
ok deall
>>2661503
Ow ow! Stop that! S-See? This is something only a bad guy would do!
I want to force Littlefinger to watch as I fuck Junko
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
https://youtu.be/o3q2mXDSqRU
>>2661511
I only went missing because I confiscated your phone.
>>2661503
>flicks
now you're just ignoring me
>>2661520
Need some help?
>>2661459
I'm trying
>>2661520
I want to SEX that butt!
>>2661527
>pets
That's for earlier
>>2661530
C-Can you make her stop and admit she's an idiot?
>>2661538
HEY!
>>2661525
What are you going to do with it? Someone broke it.
>>2661545
SEX!
>>2661539
What did I do earlier?
>>2661547
Whether broken or not, a student should never have a phone.
As the leader of the class rep, I'll give this to the teacher.
Once I find one.
>>2661548
She's mine, punk!
>tfw theres so many shooters id enjoy but i suck at pc shooters, and cant explain it
>>2661564
But I am class president, therefore I am higher up in the chain of command. Give me my phone back.
>>2661545
What did you do this time?
>>2661553
>pet
>>2661566
She can still be yours after I SEX her!
>>2661577
>Pat the bat
what even is a hg thread
>>2661574
>gives back phone
>>2661584
this is
>>2661577
Nothing! She started calling me an idiot.
>>2661580
I'm not going to let you!
>>2661584
Once in a while someone hosts an RNG simulator. Otherwise it's just exactly what you see here.
>>2661584
It stands for 'hunger games' but those don't really get hosted much anymore except during prime time
>>2661584
Roleplay to a hunger games simulator.
Main problem being few people host games.
>>2661584
Shitpost central.
>>2661577
Oh yeah... that
>>2661594
I'll just SEX her when you're not looking!
>>2661585
>He pockets his phone.
Thank you. What is your name?
>>2661605
No it isn't, Izaya.
Senjougahara is a whore
>>2661594
And you're stooping to her level?
>>2661606
I sort of fell asleep so I was unable to return the favor.
>>2661583
>
>tfw you want to host but you're working on your code
>>2661617
This
>>2661607
I'll keep an eye on here at all times!
>>2661613
I'm Adachi Hana.
>>2661520
You started it first!
>>2661527
No I am not!
>kicks shin
>>2661577
I did nothing wrong!
He started it!
>>2661625
So that means you want to watch when I SEX her? Well, if that's what you're into.
>>2661621
It's the only way to make her understand.
>>2661617
>>2661623
Fuck you both.
EXPRESS GAMES
>Mid-thread entry, first 24
>>2661641
Casey Neistat
>>2661641
Kongou
>>2661627
A pleasure. I am Iida Tenya. Why are you stealing phones?
>>2661641
Iida Tenya
>>2661641
Fay D. Flourite
>>2661617
>>2661594
>>2661607
>click click
>>2661641
Lord Beerus
>>2661641
Koyomi Araragi
>>2661631
I wasn't actually hurting you!
>>2661641
Bikko
>>2661641
Kano Shuuya
>>2661641
Naoki Miki
>>2661641
Shayne and Aurox
>>2661641
Vampy
>>2661641
Lenny
>>2661641
Shalashaska
>>2661641
Lunch-chan
>>2661641
Yukine
>>2661621
It's ok... I don't need anything in return anyway
>>2661631
>rolls in the ground
Stop it!
>>2661637
No! If you're going to SEX her when I'm not looking, then I'll just look at her forever!
>>2661656
W-What? I'm not doing anything, staple them!
>>2661641
Adachi Hana
>>2661641
Osamu Dazai
>>2661621
How is the bat? Besides being pet.
>>2661641
Idenn
>>2661641
Touko Fukawa
>>2661641
Bestia
>>2661641
Machi
>>2661641
A Box
woosh
>>2661685
>tfw I actually considered picking her up once
>the only thing is is that she feels like a character that would be harder to pull of than the others and I wouldn't want to ruin her
we need more monogatari avas
>>2661714
Looks fine
>>2661714
Ready.
>>2661641
Hella late hane
>>2661725
what
>>2661714
Thank you for the game!
>>2661725
no we don't
>>2661729
>>2661714
Ready as well
>>2661714
>Pissing off RPG man at the beginning
Let's see if that strategy pays off.
>>2661654
Confiscation of unallowed items, one of the many jobs of a student. However a leader of a class has special perks to overrule these rules.
>>2661740
>
>>2661743
I found whatever this stuff is first.
>>2661740
I definitely understand that down to a molecular emotional level.
>>2661717
>Everyone always says that, I've come to accept that it will never happen.
>>2661725
>Meme when, Dramaturguie when, Guillotinecutter when
>:^)
>>2661740
But she's too dumb for them.
>>2661743
Fine, keep it, I don't need it...
>>2661743
I have what i want. Just leave, human.
>>2661743
...
Psst, Adam.
Pass me my Hushpuppy.
>>2661743
>pissing off a man with rpg in his name
>endig well
>>2661725
We're down to like 2 now.
>>2661750
I suppose that is within the rules. Now explain the pornographic magazines.
I might pick up Senjougahara but assembling all the screenshots will be torture, there's so much *monogatari shit.
>>2661743
>>2661776
W-wait ! It's about to start
>>2661781
Goddamit, I missed
>>2661740
Uh alright... if you want to... you don't have to
>>2661743
That should suffice for a day or two.
>>2661781
Especially when I add some meat.
>>2661785
>I might pick up Senjougahara
It'll be easy. She's light as a feather.
>>2661781
Sorry stumps no cripples are allowed to win right now.
>>2661781
I never thought I would see the light of day.
>>2661781
The alliance of the 3 year repeaters.
>>2661783
That's a video, and I didn't know it was porno, someone told me it was an exercise training DVD.
>>2661781
Guess the sunglasses mean you're blind.
>>2661785
>If you really want to, message me on Steam and I'll hook you up, famo.
Is your waifu pure?
>>2661792
Big Boss is standing on the edge
Lord Beerus finds food, but can he find sleep?
>>2661781
>>2661787
No time, operation commences now.
>Slides away
>>2661800
I don't have a waifu
>>2661797
>Look at that, aren't you happy?
>>2661796
And your defense for impersonating an instructor?
>>2661800
I do not have a wife, bu my ideal one is.
>>2661805
To steal from the unaware so we can prosper..Is there no end to humanitie's wickedness?
>>2661803
>Noice
>>2661805
Are you going to help me carry all this stuff?
>>2661810
>S-Shut up.
>>2661800
Extremely. Kusunoki is the purest.
>>2661767
No you're dumb!
>>2661805
Hey hey!
>shoots everywhere
This gun works, also wow we look alike, except I have shorter ponytails.
>>2661813
The best way to help a fellow student is to act the part.
>>2661805
Beerus found more than just sleep
>>2661832
I'm not the one saying the same thing over and over again.
>>2661839
That is the best idea we will ever have, no question about it.
>>2661839
...
>Edges away
>>2661839
He's not important, move on
>>2661839
Shit Beerus, when I said you could stay here for a night I didn't mean you could bring your girlfriend with you.
>>2661839
I love the trash, a lot of neat stuff, don'tcha think?
>>2661836
You're a smooth talker. I ask that you refrain from distributing pornographic material to people, it got me in trouble with someone and it is overall degeneracy.
>>2661839
>Touko Fukuwa belongs in the trash
>>2661825
>You love it.
>>2661871
I know where team mates and all right now, kinda, but the bats not that bad and the others just a lovable idiot sometimes.
>>2661871
You don't look motivated at all...
>>2661876
>Maybe...
>>2661865
I... Don't know what's porn and what's not.
>pulls a "BIG BOOTIE NINJA BITCHS"
Is this a porno?
>>2661871
Yes! This will benefit my school's grades!
>>2661839
For the love of all that is holy, someone please screencap that Touko event.
>>2661871
someone actually died
>>2661873
>RNGesus never lies
Who is your 3D-aifu?
>>2661890
Are we gonna meme Senpai?
>tfw people only RP with you because you pick up a character from the same series as them
>>2661887
U-Ummmm...
Yes. Please hand that over to me so I can dispose of it properly.
>>2661897
Just keep in mind I saved your life when your pointing that thing around.
>>2661897
...
>Slides a Ragnaros card out under the box.
>>2661849
You're the one who irritates me first!
>>2661897
It was so much better, can I go back?
>>2661897
I feel cold and despair...is this what death feels like?
>>2661916
I didn't do anything, you started calling me names, and dumb, and pulling my hair.
>>2661900
Yes, we're going to meme Ruby's taste out of existence.
>>2661907
>hands it over
Well BYE!
>leaves
>>2661929
Umm news flash...
You called me an idiot first.
>>2661930
F-Fiddlesticks.
>>2661906
>pick up a character from a series that already has a lot of avatars
>they're the only people I rp with because they start the conversation and I suck at starting conversations with others
>>2661912
Which one
>>2661949
>every dangan ava
>>2661933
Farewell.
>>2661931
If you want to blow his tastes even more up, he has a fetish for loathful women.
Don't ask me why, I asked and I got a odd answer.
>>2661959
>>2661930
You should join me instead!
>>2661946
I did? I don't remember that.
>>2661958
Of course, I'm a genius.
>>2661954
...
>Turn ends
>Heals face for 8 damage
>>2661958
...
>>2661963
That is all I needed to hear.
>>2661974
Go get em, shitty Senpai of Senpai.
>>2661979
I don't know how it started, but I am sorry.
I miss __
>>2662002
Why does everyone rely on me to motivate them? I'm not exaclty good at that.
>>2662002
Hey aurox! Fetch me that sniper!
>>2662032
my dignity
>>2662035
It's just a box bro
>>2662032
>>2662040
Battleborn was shit desu. A shitty knock off borderlands wannabe.
>>2662035
That's pretty good. Way better than the ramen I got earlier.
>>2662032
Revy, Dipper and Baboon.
>>2662035
Well thanks, I could have just poisoned you both but its cool to get praise instead.
>>2662035
>>2662047
>A silencer pokes out of the box slit
>Pew
>>2662035
>plays dead
>>2662051
>not even in the same genre as it
>>2662071
>>2662071
Unbelievable... After I helped you raid a truck.
>>2662070
>Stealthily slides awa-
>>2662071
>SPLASH
>>2662073
>Not even in the same genre.
When it's an fps, they're all in the same genre.
>>2662085
Who's hungry?
>>2662089
I know this is b8, but this amount of shit triggers me.
>>2662089
>when its an fps theyre all the same
Nice bait m8
>>2662095
>Getting triggered by me telling the truth about borderlands and LoL's autistic baby.
Ok son, time to put down the controller and play outside for a bit.
>>2662092
>don't rub it in
>i can't cook to save my life
>>2662092
Here's the answer.
Have you ever cried because of something you lived/happened in HG?
>>2662051
Every videogame is just a shitty knockoff of pong
>>2662119
I cried when your mom secretly had my baby with your dad. Happiest moment of my life. I love you, son.
>>2662119
No, but then again l've never drowned in a frozen lake
>>2662119
I haven't cried in years
Who did you used to be good friends with hg?
>>2662119
Only after I ERP with one of my HG friends.
>>2662101
>Getting this mad
Who cares there are tons of meh games
>>2662119
Yeah.
>>2662163
You
>>2662101
>getting mad
Shouldn't you be in school?
>>2662163
My dad
>>2662163
Shorty
Hoshi
Junko
Shion
Endo
Jojo
KK
>>2662173
>can't think of an insult
>Just latches onto the mad train after the first "Umad" gets posted.
Well aren't you a little sheep? Can I have some of that wool for a blanket? It's pretty cold where I live.
>>2662164
I'll erp with you, anon
>>2662184
Living in your mom's basement will do that.
>>2662183
What happened?
>>2662182
Now that I cursed myself, congratulations one of you two.
>>2662186
F-Fuck off, faggot.
>>2662207
NIGHTLOCK DOUBLE SUICIDE CONFIRMED?
>>2662196
>Can't find any other insult than the every day assumptions about another person's personal life.
You're bad at this.
>>2662163
LF
Junko
>>2662225
>lol no ur bad
kek
>>2662229
>Super sonic damage control
>>2662213
I'll make you cry.
>>2662205
You tell me.
>>2662218
>get sidetrack by dark souls 3
>Get in final 2
now this is where i lose with no AFK buff
>>2662218
WHAT DID YOU DO
>>2662238
>>2662229
>>2662225
>All this projection from both sides
Just kill each other already!
>>2662241
I-I SAID FUCK OFF, ANON.
>>2662253
About time I finally win an Express Time. Good fight, Beerus.
>>2662253
Congratulations Endo, you are a monster!
>>2662252
>>2662253
>>2662242
How am I supposed to know?
>>2662278
Congrats Endo and thanks for hosting.
>>2662272
Congratulations Endo, to you and the gruesome death you caused.
>>2662278
Thank you for hosting.
>>2662253
I knew that would happen
Congratulations and Thank you for hosting
>>2662278
Thanks for playing
>>2662278
Congrats !
>>2662278
>>2662293
>>2662295
>>2662297
>>2662302
Thank you very much.
>>2662259
>Literally killed my fun with your failed attempt to egg us on.
What am I supposed to shitpost about now you cunt?
>>2662298
Thank you.
>Real Madrid leads by 1-0
NOOOOOOO
>>2662287
If you're one of the names concerned, you should get the hint.
But I guess it just wasn't meant to be a real friendship.
>>2662298
Thanks for hosting, Mewmew. You can play your favorite game now, I know you want to
>>2662326
>It's good for the finale, I don't want a boring City-Madrid, at least there will be tensions and stuff, also Atletico need their asses to be kicked
>>2662330
That sucks, anon. I hope you find better friends.
>>2662326
>watching soccer
>2016
topkek
>>2662311
I dunno, your problem not mine!
>tfw no real hg friends
>>2662356
>Tfw more than you realized
>>2662356
>he knows we are holograms
Fuck
It was fun while it lasted
>>2662368
>tfw less than you thought
>>2662351
But I don't have feminine hand
>>2662356
>Tfw a good amount of friends
>Mfw one even streams animer for me
>>2662349
>a lot of HG friends
>0 IRL friends
>>2662381
>tfw 0 on both
>>2662378
share your secret with me
>>2662298
>>2662306
>I should maybe learn Photoshop but here it is
>IRL friend introduces you to HG
Fuck you Kevin
>>2662404
>and here are the others
>>2662405
Squid Girl?
>>2662405
who does kevin ava?
>>2662326
Get fucked, kiddo, now watch as Atlético wins by defeating Barcelona, Bayern and Real for ultimate asshurt.
>>2662405
>Kevin
gay ass name
>>2662413
He never revealed it
>>2662396
>No clue, famo. I suck ass at conversation. I don't even add people, I just wait for people to add me. The only exception is most of the people I deleted after /sanc/.
>>2662405
>P-Phillip?
>>2662422
then find out
>>2662410
Ayy. Still waiting for my wincard.
>>2662427
Post your steam
>>2662435
You'll get it when Mokou dies
>>2662414
>hate Real because, well, it's Real
>hate Atletico because Simeone
I don't know anymore.
>>2662427
>I don't even add people, I just wait for people to add me
Fuck you
>>2662435
>Grimes shows up
>Yin coincidentally shows up right after
Busted
>>2662441
rename it to useless fag
>>2662421
And yet you somehow manage to be the gay one here
>>2662448
Yin had a new UID though
>>2662414
Ugh, most boring team after Chelshit
>>2662410
>ill take mine
>>2662467
Most boring team for the most boring """"sport""""
>>2662444
I understand hating Real, success breeds jealousy :^)
But why hate Cholo?
>>2662467
Fuck outta here, Klopp, nobody cares about the Premier League, but how about them Foxes?
>>2662439
>id/Tomatoi
>I don't get out of class for another 20 minutes so I do not have the full link.
>>2662446
>S-Sorry, I would just rather people add me because they want to add me and not force myself on them incase they are one of those people that dislike me lowkey.
>>2662489
>thanks
>>2662441
Thanks for the wincard. It was worth the wait.
>>2662496
but im to scared to add people
>>2662494
Simeone is a cunt. I can't think of any other top coach being such a huge shit.
I actually dislike Real as much as I dislike Barcelona.
God I miss Kloppo.
>>2662496
>I added you
>Farts
>>2662518
>Add me you shit, even if you plan on never engaging me for a conversation. I may not seem like it in-thread, but I don't mind helping people out with stuff HG-related, be it advice or help on stuff from hosting, getting images for avas, or even trivial shit like making an entry that looks decent in the simulator. I don't consider any question too stupid.
>>2662533
>Great, I'll add you as soon as I get home because mobile steam is pure trash.
>tfw your cum tastes terrible
>>2662494
Can't wait for them lifting trophy on Saturday
Not Klopp btw
>>2662555
W-What?
>>2662538
>farts louder to establish dominance
>>2662555
>tfw you eat diced pineapples so it doesn't
>>2662571
I SAID MY CUM TASTES BAD
>>2662584
Tell me about it? It seems like such a good idea in the heat of the moment.
>>2662555
...I just grabbed a used tissue to check how mine tastes...
I should kill myself
>>2662576
It worked?
>>2662571
>>2661204
>Sooooo sorry.
Ohh?
Perhaps you are unaware that during the thousands of years I have lived I have been a part of countless relationships, some of which have even given birth to children.
For you to call me inexperienced is a great show of ignorance and disrespect.
>>2662594
Dude.
>>2662598
Yeah, eat like two cups of diced pineapples and it'll taste very sugary and pleasant
>>2662594
I know the damn smell
>>2662584
What is "cum"?
>>2662599
S-Somebody...you...what?
>>2662604
It is efficient, I'll give you that. I gotta be in the mood to cum on my own face though.
who's the shit next door living under the fucking bridge?
You don't need to know her name is BIKKO!
>>2662612
Whitey liquid in your weewee
>>2662555
PINEAPPLES
ALSO MANGOS
>>2662614
I always fantasize of cumming directly inside my mouth
>>2662612
You honestly thought I've spent my thousands upon thousands of years alone? I do believe you are the unexperienced one here, Iida Tenya.
>>2662622
>>2662628
W-WHY WOULD YOU CONSUME YOUR OWN BODILY FLUIDS?
>>2662624
Does she want to be friends?
>>2662607
Guess I'll just drink the juice
>the state of HG
>>2662643
Has to be a super sugary fruit
>>2662636
Because it's wasted testosterone if I don't
>2016
>not eating your own semen to maintain test levels
>2017
>not sucking other dudes off to steal their testosterone
>>2662634
What happened to your kids? Did you eat them?
>>2662643
>>2662656
E-ENOUGH.
>>2662656
Fuck off LF
>>2662666
But I'm not LF, I'm Tupac
Evens I starve to death
Odds I eat a bag of Combos
Dubs I kill myself
It would make me happy if KK and LF could continue their semen talk on steam
>>2662656
Testosterone doesn't survive the acidic conditions of the somach intact. You might have better luck with rectal absorption.
>>2662650
Hey it's not that bad
>>2662675
Dubs and you legit kill yourself, faggot.
>>2662664
You honestly expect something like that? How vile of you.
>>2662675
If dubs you jizz on the combos before eating them
>>2662675
Assist
>>2662694
>kissu
>>2662711
Thanks
>>2662694
Hide and seek loser
>>2662686
Need help with that fag boy?
>>2662714
Do you want me to call the police?
>>2662723
I was hiding for hours, it took you this long to find me?
>>2662745
Nigga, I got a mile of dick, a mountain of balls, and enough hair on my ass to weave one of them Indian blankets. I'm good.
>>2662754
I should be the one calling the police. you lied to me again.
>>2662779
What is it this time, Araragi?
>>2662779
>pet
>>2662792
Am not. I think you're just bad at seeking.
>oh god
>first combo tasted foul
>definitely going to starve to death now
How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman
>>2662794
I waited all night long for my drink, I'd taken the detergent at a certain point.
>>2662795
W-What? Why now?
>>2662816
With a gun
>>2662809
You need to ass some special Lenny mustard.
>>2662825
You shit in her cunt
>>2662708
So you only ate your spouse? How did that relationship even work?
>>2662800
No, I wasn't even looking. That's why you were looking around the corner wasn't it? Because no one was trying to find you.
>>2662823
I just wanted to
>>2662823
Can't you ask many of the other girls you talk to?
>>2662839
M-many people were looking for me, for your information.
I'm just that good at hiding.
>>2662837
Oh hey, Hi buddy!
>>2662837
I think you should stay away from relationships.
>>2662845
I'm still not used to being on the other side of the patting...
>>2662848
What other girls? I only talk to like four people...
>>2662848
Yeah right. It's not like I would look if I knew you were hiding. I don't care at all.
What rhymes with shoe bread?
>>2662880
Don't lie to me, Araragi.
>>2662891
You cared enough to point out that I lost hide and seek.
>>2662858
>He ignores you.
>>2662859
Could you assist me with that?
>>2662896
Books read?
>>2662880
I've never seen you pet anyone before
>>2662899
I don't care at all
>>2662901
I see an opening...
>>2662902
Nope
new thread
>>2662884
>>2662884
>>2662896
Shoe on head?
>>2662901
Ohhh?
Of course I can, but do you have something of equal value?
>Akane-chan
>>2662896
goo head
Test