ERP thread cumslut edition previous thread >>2633034 →

>>2640224
Tokitsukaze is not for sexual!

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Ded ded ded

>>2640224
That isn't the previous thread though.

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Hi. I've roleplayed before but never in this thread. I'm a lonely man who's sick at home and I would really like for a nice girl to cuddle me and mother me a bit to make me feel better. Please?

Thanks again for helping us with our hoshi problem last night.

We definitely owe you guys one.

>>2640255
MY BAD

>>2640224
This is the previous thread >>2636152

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i-i wanna be raped by a pack of horny dogs

>>2640257
Look at all the fresh meat we're getting recently.
Welcome to ERP, you decided to show up in the least active period of time for this thread, but there are plenty of people who would help you out with what you described.

>>2640261
Fill me in anon, what did I miss last night?

>>2640272
I wanna be one of them.

>>2640272
Getting knotted and filled by each one in turn?

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>>2640188
I'll keep wiggling my butt at you as long as you need anon, I want to see you spurt ~

>>2640167
Yeah... you could say that I'm a cumslut

>>2640277
Your journey starts here friend >>2633034

Just follow the links.

>>2640288
I e-mailed ya

>>2640288
Oh, god... so slutty... fuck... I'm getting close...

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i was betray

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>>2640280
h-haaa...

>>2640302
>>2640288
Wait, did this slut give out her email? I'd like to be in on that. Love to have regulars.

>>2640298
Thanks anon!

>>2640310
I'm sure you'd love it, your insides being sprayed full of dog seed like the little breeding bitch you are

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>>2640306
You love slutty butts like this one, anon? don't you dare to stop, keep rubbing your manhood and don't hold back, cum all over the place ~

>>2640327
Oh, god, yes... You're slutty, just how I like em... Shit, I'm gonna cum...! May I please cum on your ass...?

>>2640310
The only thing a dog is going to do is lick your face
Because Youmu is the cutest

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I will never shitpost you fucks again after last night. Infact, i'm going to delete my Hoshi folder just for you people. No, i got no way of proofing that i will, but the next time some star faced fuck is shitting his autism here, it isn't this Anon. Stay frosty.

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>>2640340
Sure anon but only If you promise me to empty your balls on them, don't hold back, I'll look at you over my shoulder, I want to see how you arch your back while cumming on my slutty butt

Any erp shitposters lurking? You guys wanna have some more fun with us?? <3

>>2640365

>>2640380
ok deal

>>2640380
Hold up, I need to bring the popcorn.

>>2640380
Is that hoshi?

>>2640366
...yes, ma'am..! Ahhhhh.... So fucking good... ha, ha, ha, ha... That feel amazing... thank you so much...

>>2640394
Get comfy. It's gonna be a helluva show.

>>2640398
Yup. Sure is.

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>>2640405
Thank you for the cum sweetie, any time

Muuaaa ~

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And I'm the yellow man.

>>2640471
Uhm, Princess Peach... Or do you prefer "slut"? Could I have a turn too? I'm more of a breasts guy, though... and I have a big thing for sweet motherly princesses like you.

>>2640471
Any time? ANY time?! How about again right now because your ass and pouty lips have got me going.

If you guys ever need anybody shitposted, we got your backs. Thanks again Erp.

Love, Hg

I wanna get dommed.

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Guys, give me Nue's steam.

>>2640261
Did he at least leave? Did we win?

>>2640577
Oh fuck!!!!

>>2640555
We are neighbors after all, trips-man.

>>2640580
HE'S RIGHT ABOVE YOU! RUN DUDE, RUN!

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>>2640500
Ehemm.. hello anon!.. y-yeah I don't mind and I prefer slut please.
Don't worry, I'm sure my breasts are enough to please your dick

>>2640502
Right now?! again?! anon oh my... but you just..... you made a mess all over my butt.. you want to cum again?

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>>2640581
Hand it over.

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>>2640591
ATTAAAAAAACK AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2640577
It's like one of those episodes where the 2 super-villains team up.

>>2640591
You'll never get me to squeal! You'll have to kill me first!

>>2640589
(Since I have no avi, I'll just start my posts with tits anon because I'm the guy who's into breasts.)
Aaah... alright, princess-- cumslut. Hnnn. Maybe you should start showing them off a little then?

>>2640577
>>2640591
ay girl u want sum fuq?

>>2640589
Oh I'm not that anon, but I'm an ass and thigh guy who gets off from watching, and you're really sweet - figured I might as well take the opportunity!

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>>2640591
no

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>>2640597
>>2640599
>>2640603
If he or she drops by tell him I asked for his Steam.

Thanks.

>>2640608
I hear the new Asukas in HG are just wet for ERP. Invite them over when you see them. I hear one of them is a long time veteran.

>>2640622
I don't want them. I want you...

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>>2640619
Okay.

DO NOT give hoshi nues steam
dear god everything for both of us will be so much worse if you do

>>2640622
SOPHISTOS! ATTACK!

BATTLE FORMATION!

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I'm sorry , ERP.

This wasn't part of my plan

>>2640635
Agreed, do not let them combine forces

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>>2640636
I AM HERE
>>2640622
>CUTS U DOWN INTO 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 SLICES

>>2640635
Fucking this 10000000% It will be the Armageddon of /trash/

Where the 2-dimensional women at?

>>2640630
hoshi a shit pls gtfo

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>>2640636
>sees the future

>slices hushi from behind

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>>2640629
Why would I do anything for people who like to talk behind me back like I'm some sort of joke? I kinda saw what went on. Not appreciating it at all.

>>2640635
You're making my job easier.

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Guys give me the yellowman steam, I need him to save us.

Okay, I've got a legit question.

How does HG even count as RP?

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>>2640635
I just wanna talk, who knows I might not like this person.

>>2640665
Shh. Don't question it. Just go with the flow.

>>2640665
just because the RP is not good doesn't mean it's not RP

HG is technically not RP, but a huge majority does RP, I'd guess 95%

>>2640651
You can't lump everybody in with that crowd. All I want to do is pump you with semen, not trash-talk you.

>>2640665
Minimal RP and maximal shitposting.

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>>2640604
Yes anon, anything for your horny, hungry cock ~
I hope this can give you a nice hardon ~

>>2640611
Ohh! ehem... that sounds so nice of you anon, you can just watch If you want to, I don't mind.. but... you can always try.. and more If you like JOI

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>>2640665
Lately it doesn't.

>>2640677
What's stopping you from fapping to my lewds?

>>2640676
>95%
That looks more like the number of people using a character to identify each other with when they chat about shit.

>I'm responding as my character.
To a post on 4chan? or to events in your sim?

>>2640690
let me explain

when someone begins to host, they first request a set amount of tributes, 24/36/48, since that's the amount the simulator wants.

Then , the OP posts the slides. some people (most notable being Eggman-kun) just enter a tribute, and don't RP
most other people, do RP. they reply to the events, and RP to other people in their character

>>2640686
(Tits anon)
Ah... Princess Peach... who could have guessed you were such a horny whore? Nnnf... your tits are so great too... You little skank. C-.. uhm, can I touch?

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I'll stop by occasionally to ask. Let me know when Nue's in the threads again.

Bye-bye.

>>2640706
By pretending that they're the character, posting on 4chan, watching their character playing the game?

Because that's what it looks like.

>>2640706
>most notable being Eggman-kun
So does he just enter and go AFK or something?

What a legend

>>2640688
It's not the same. Even a little interaction goes a long way.

>>2640716
Yeah.

Isn't ERP kinda the same? they act like their character, but doing the lewds?

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>>2640724
>Eats a fish in front of you

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>>2640718
People like him because he makes us remember the time before HG had any RP at all

>>2640728
Exactly that.

>>2640728
Except they're actually playing the character, instead of playing the character posting on 4chan playing a game.

Also, what's with the dickwaving contest to see who can be the most self-aware? Sometimes I check in on you guys and you're all going off about how you're lame or depressed or some shit. Why don't you just enjoy what you do?

>>2640731
I guess i'll settle with that for now. Bye 3rd best girl.

>>2640686
>slaps ass
Maybe, if you put on a good show for both of us anons over here I'll consider letting loose all of this pent up seed all over that plush ass of yours.

>>2640742
Oh, thats just shitposting

>>2640742
>you're all going off about how you're lame or depressed or some shit.
Hey, just like we do.

>>2640742
You can't blame me for the actions of others, that's just stupid to do.

And they're playing the character, or atleast that's intended. I don't think anyone is RPing as a character posting on 4chan

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I wish I was literally fucking dead

>>2640754
Only after people started crossposting.

>>2640756
Comes off that way.

>>2640750
So HG is shitposting from the surface all the way to the core?
Honest question, because I can't wrap my head around what I see in those threads.

>>2640757
You can die after your daddy lets me fuck you

>>2640757
Let's form a suicide pact

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>>2640713
Go ahead anon, give them an squeeze, be gentle anon ~
>She looks at you with delight, lifting her chest with her arms under her bosoms

>>2640764
Eh, I guess.

I'm just at HG to have some fun RPing as my avatar, I don't like it when people start to shitpost either.

The thing is that HG needs a host to work, ERP doesn't.
And people just like to complain about hosts and stuff

What the fuck happened while I was at work?

what even is an erp thread

>>2640776
Nothing basically

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>>2640779
My death bed.

>>2640779
A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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>>2640748
>shivers, feeling your hand hitting her ass
Ahnff. please anon.. I want your sperm all over me.. I'm sure you'll feel good too

>>2640765
Because of anonymous posting, anyone can just take off their image and start railing on someone they don't like for whatever reason. This makes other people go anon just because anonposting shit is fun too them. Other times It'll be an anon not even from HG just coming to stir up shit, but everyone takes the bait always.

Basically, yes because this has been going on for over a whole year now.

>>2640773
Ah... princess cumslut... you're such a whore...

>He reaches for your breast with one hand, masturbating vigorously with the other, and starts squeezing it and massaging it. He takes the nipple and pinches it, then grabs it into his fist, squeezing it with little regard for your comfort, so eager and hypnotized by your tits.

I haven't had any in so long, Peach... You being so easy is such a blessing...

>>2640796
If you keep up whatever it is you're doing, you can bet you're going to have another anon cumming for you at the end of this.
>gives your ass a few more firm slaps
Now get to it.

>>2640742
>playing the character posting on 4chan playing the game
In theory, absolutely nobody does this. People usually RP fighting in an arena, and when they talk about starting a game, they'll mean it in a gladiator game sense, not a simulator game. Either that or they're out of character talking about the sim, it's impossible to not do that considering we need to talk about things like making game events and codes to keep the games going.

>>2640835
Except, it's almost always done in a way that makes it clear that, IC, they're pretty much 4chan users commenting on their character's progress in the game.

And basically, since you remain IC to talk about OOC stuff, it just ruins it even further.

>>2640835
Regardless, rp fighting is fucking retarded and I get even more second hand embarrassment from watching that, than I do some of the erp sessions here.

>>2640848
Most of us go OOC with greentext.

>>2640865
>implying it's not just what you do regardless of the situation
You act like anybody even remembers what greentexting is for.

>>2640865
we use regular text for dialog
(brackets for ooc)
>green text for action descriptor and scene building

all as standard formatting

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>>2640814
>She feels how you squeeze her bosom, massaging it, she yells a moan of pleasure when you pinch her nipple, feeling how you grab her breasts completely around your hand and you keep groping

I-I'm a slut anon... I'm an easy slut...

>She looks looks down for a bit, looking how you move your hand wildly around your shaft, eager to cum all over her


>>2640824
Y-yess anon... I-I'll keep going like the slut I am
>She shivers and wiggles her butt after feeling your smacks

>>2640875
>>2640874
Well, It's not like HG and ERP spawned from the same roots, ofcourse we have different standards for stuff like this

>>2640848
Agree to disagree, but I've never ever seen the rp as characters posting on 4chan.

Maybe is varies from poster to poster, we've got the full range from full on RP to pure memeposters.

>>2640848
Not those kinds of rp fights anon, we hate those too.
And one way or another, it's always going to be autistic, but we like doing it so who cares.

>>2640885
I don't care what kind of rping you're all doing in HG, I'd just appreciate it if you fags stayed over there, and not come to bother the avas who are counterparts to your own avas, or avas from HG that want to play here.

>>2640882
This. I don't see the big deal.

>>2640896
Honestly, I'm trying

>>2640896
You can't group us all up in that bunch.
We're all not at fault for what a select few choose to do.

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>>2640896
>I speak for our entire community, don't worry

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>>2640912
I did say I, not "we" you autist, thanks for your reply, regardless.

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>>2640896
I just want all three of counterparts steam, so I can effectively fuck myself.

>>2640927
>tfw no counterpart to befriend

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>>2640927
E-Erica?

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>>2640927
>my avatar has an ERP counterpart
>mfw I can just visit and have selfcest

Thanks for making me realise is.

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>>2640934
>tfw have a Stocking, FIlia, and Kneesocks counter part here
>Tfw no Jaime Counterpart

>>2640935
>You wish

>>2640938
>>2640927
This needs to happen way more often.

>>2640953
Has it ever happened before?

>>2640956
No, that's why it needs to change.

>>2640956
Link molested his younger self.

>>2640956
No, whenever counters meet, the HG one spergs out about muh IC and drops their spaghetti.

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>>2640966

>>2640878
Sorry princess slut. I am actually the sick anon from earlier in the thread and I must really get some bedrest now...

But I hope to cross paths with you again.

Leave me some contact info if you want.

>>2640878
>too late for Peach
Damn.

>>2640976
Don't worry anon, I totally understand

Here's my email If you want to contact me again [email protected]

Oh damn, didn't know Morrigan played other characters, and peach, no less.

Do people from HG follow any players here?

>>2641019
What do you mean?

>>2640993
That's a big email address.

>>2641036
Oh! don't worry (If you are the same anon) that's my email address

I notice that someone made another with gmail thats not me, I use hotmail

>>2641034
Like play with or just read their roleplays and stuff.

>>2641065
I sometimes come here to see Link for nostalgic reasons, that's about it for me

>>2641019
I might come in to watch depending on the ava being played

>>2641055
Do you mind dickpics?

Does anyone have Youmus steam

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>>2641096

>>2641096
pleasebegentlewithme

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>>2641093
I do, I love dick pics and cum tributes are my biggest drive

>>2641131
HOL UP

Do you tease with Morri on /v/?

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>>2641143
Yes I do, that's my main board, what's wrong?

>>2641160
are you the same peach as before, just changing your main to morrigan?

>>2641160
Wow shit it's like meeting a celebrity. Huge fan of your work

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>>2641190
Sometimes I forget this is an anonymous board.. yes anon! I'm the same peach as before and Morrigan the main character I use..

I do some others too but I tend to act the same way I do with Morrigan, thats why most of the time I just do Morrigan

>>2641190
The original peach and the one just played are two different people, though I'm starting to think Morrigan takes seniority anyway

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>>2641200
Thank you anon, it means alot to me to hear you say that

I always try my best for what I do

>>2641219
i was wondering if it was the peach that DMG had a thing with or a new peach

>>2641227
>alot
I'll let this one slide.

>>2641205
Hey, the more Peaches the better.

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>>2641246
Ops sorry anon, I'm not very good with my grammar and you know... sometimes you post something and you make a mistake, we are humans...

>>2641233
This is the first time I post Peach on /trash/

>>2641270
then im happy youre around and i hope to see more of you~

>inb4 we chase Morrigan off with the epik ERP competition

>>2641310
I'm pretty sure they're more than accustomed to shitposting.

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>>2641284
Mhmmm I'll keep posting here and whenever I have free time / If I feel like it, I'll come here and play you anons

Right now trying to see If I can do Camilia and something different from what I usually do, Tokitsukaze.. Let's see If I dare and I do it

>>2641407
well, as the anon who recommended camillia im looking forward to her played by someone so talented

>>2641439
Okay Anon we get it, they're very talented. Just stop with the ass kissing

>>2641448
Parsee?

Any other avas lurking about?

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>>2641439
I don't think I'm talented.. is just that I love doing it and is my passion but thank you, I feel flattered

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>>2641479
I missed my evening last time.

>>2641475
Damn, foiled again

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>>2641479
(Shh... Don't tell anyone)

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>>2641511
Don't even try that bullshit while I am at work.

>>2641505
Oh snap, adorable Enchantress is back!

>>2641522
>Parsee jealous that someone is more jealous than her

>>2641518
Your secret's safe with us

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>>2641523
There's nothing adorable about missing your evenings, it's the only time I'm allowed to mate. Though I'm thinking of making an exception very soon.

>>2641518
>Anon uses Flash

>>2641484
so are you around much longer for a morrigan thingy?

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>>2641531
Not really.

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>>2641537
(Cool, thanks.)

>>2641542
(I'm not really here, so consider me a ghost type.)

>>2641539
its evening somewhere if that helps

>>2641539
Sad, I was thinking of how best to tease how cute you are all yesterday
>boops deer nose

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Ehh, ehh? What's goin' on here, then?

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>>2641543
Sadly no, I'm about to take care of some of my lovely anons on email and I'll take a rest...

In fact I should be sleeping by now, I was on my bed when I was posting and anon told me he wanted to cum by my encouragement, I couldn't say no

>>2641565
>equips Proton Pack

>>2641585
Worst Dangan.

>>2641585
its dead hours, want a steak lunch?

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>>2641585
>That file name.

>>2641565
(oh fine, you are the best/worst tease)
>It doesn't affect Hilda...
>Anon runs

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>>2641607
Ehhhhh, sure. When's the action startin' again, 'm dead bored.

>>2641622
This better not be LF memeing on everyone.

>>2641615
(kek, i always give my files shitty names for the fun of it)

>>2641622
it can start as soon as you want it to, i was going to ask you to flash me your tits or panties for the steak anyway

>>2641635
It was the first thing that came to mind, lol. I should actually name some of my regular pics.

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>>2641566
It does help a lot actually, thank you anon.

>>2641567
What's with you humans and booping my nose?
>boops anon's nose

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>>2641565
You're cute :c

>>2641650
so you can only mate in the evening... and its evening somewhere in the world so you're free to mate now~
>he seems proud and takes a victory pose
can i ask which end the... mating parts are on, front or back?

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>>2641646
(It's a flash of humor usually.)

>>2641638
Ehhh? Honestly thought that was just the norm everywhere.
>The tan girl shrugs to herself and casually grabs onto the hems of her shirt, quickly lifting it up to reveal her two large tits. Why she didn't just unbutton the already loose shirt, god knows. She has her own way of going about things.

>>2641650
>twitches and sniffles
I... I don't really know... Sometimes it just seems like the best course of action...?

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>>2641656
They're on the back of course, though I won't recommend I'd stay for long, mornings are very hectic for me.

>>2641675
>boops again
It seems fun.

>>2641664
>Looks at name again
Yeah, I can tell. Lol

>>2641664
alright, we are in buisness then, can i suck on your tits when i finish this?
>he finally starts to cook the steak... as much as he wants to straight jump her
oh and do you have a cock? its a normal thing here... just want to know what im getting into

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>>2641664

>>2641683
hmmm, mornings can be hectic but if you want i can mate with you this morning and i do wonder what a centaurs slit tastes like~
>he slowly walks towards her, hand tracing her hip and deer half as he walks behind her

>>2641683
>wiggles his nose
H-hey! Cut that out, I was supposed to be teasing you!

>>2641664
About time we get a giga titty monster that isn't boring af.

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>>2641686
'Course! It's just polite and all that.
>the tan girl gives a thumbs up and puts her shirt back on for now, although one boob's sticking out from the shirt due to just how clumsily she put it on. She hops onto the nearby counter.
Cock? Naawh, no hens either.
>She has no dick. Ignore her stupidity.

Learning not to feed Youmu. I am proud of you.

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>>2641716
I always wanted to know what a human's little warrior seems like, but I do apologize, it's time for me to leave

>>2641719
Don't worry, you'll get you're chance.

(Bye bye)

>>2641726
>slowly he works at the steak as he cant help but stare at her chest
care to flash me your pussy then, i mean ill be eating it later

>>2641751
Seeya Enchantress!

>>2641751
Was too late for the shot

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>>2641722
Giga titty monster? Eh, ya talking of tits as in the birds?
>She blinks, honestly unaware.

>>2641753
>Her eyes are mostly focused on the steak, so hey. At least they have a sort of fair exchange of views here. She doesn't say anything, just spreading her legs open a bit, pulling her bland white panties to the side to reveal her drooling pussy.

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I need attention.

>>2641743
It ain't easy, anon, but it's nice of you to notice. I'm a sucker for the short-haired girls and I really want to break the stupid little slut in half and pump her full of cum...
I will stay strong, though.

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>>2641777
You're not me !

>>2641788
Just pretend she's a full ghost instead of just half

>>2641775
oh and how do you like your steak... its about rare right now ...
>he lifts it as he awaits her answer... eyes unpeeling from her damp mound

Needs more ladies willing to whip and pummel my balls~

>>2641798
The fuck even is a half ghost? I don't know autistic touhou lore.

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>>2641816
>>2641798

Like this?

>>2641816
It's kind of a joke, considering they think it's retarded in the games too

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>>2641805
>She taps her chin for a moment, as if to try and recall her own preferences before suddenly blinking.

Ehh, any kinda steak does for me as long as it ain't completely raw.

>>2641825
Nah, that's full ghost, and honestly hot af
>>2641816
No fucking clue. Also she's a gardener, but I don't see any sheers

>>2641816
It doesn't matter since there are no buses in Gensokyo.

>>2641838
>>2641843
I still want to fuck it up the butt...
>>2641846
You have autism.

>>2641841
>he places the rare cooked steak on a plate with a knife and fork and slides it to her on the table
so where do you want my mouth while you eat, tits or slit?

>>2641858
Autism is a pretty universal trait here.

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>>2641870
>Again, she thinks. Honestly, don't make her think. It always takes time and it's like watching a rusty car try and start up.

Well, there was this chef back at my school who always sucked my tits in exchange for some food, so... Ya do that!

>>2641902
(meant this for)
>>2641867

>>2641902
I read it straight as a response to: >>2641870
Bretty funny.

>>2641902
>he puts the knife and fork in her hands and unbuttons her shirt with a smirk and begins to kiss and suck on her nipples
breasts it is~

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>>2641788
I feel attacked

>>2641902
Aaaaugh why are dumb bimbos so hot and why aren't they real? I want to meet a girl IRL who I can use for sex and she just goes with it because she's so stupid.

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>>2641916
(Yeah, it was a pretty funny one. Named the file just in honor of the autism.)

>>2641923
>While she gets to eating, he can get to work. She's clearly done this before, what with her hands agilely avoiding his face. Her nipples are full and hard, and it seems like they're used to this kind of abuse already.

>>2641952
>he seems to go all out with his kissing and sucking and rubbing his face into her breast while his free hand moves to tease her slit while she eats... this is perfect

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>>2641934
(Know the feel, man. Know the feel.)

>>2641973
>He'll have an easy time with that. All of those smarts seem to have gone into her tits, making them soft and easy to just lean against like they were pillows. There's just enough sweat on them to lightly stick against his face. She moans in silence as he begins to slowly tease her cunt.

>>2641992
someones veryyy horny isnt she~
>he says looking up at her while he rubs his face between her breasts, his fingers rolling against her clit

>>2641931
>pat pat
You're fun but you're literally a full ghost :^) At least a half-ghost might finish a session.
>more pats

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>>2642023
I ain't got no horns...

>Her legs push together surprisingly forcefully, a moan leaving her mouth as she hugs his face against one of her huge tits.

>>2642100
i mean you want me to fuck you, have sex, that kind of... thing
>his finger slides into her warm slit while he kisses the breast he is pushed into

>>2642100
Then how come you're such a semen demon?

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>>2642068
Stop doing that!
>She swats your hand away
You don't have to be so mean!

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>>2642112
F-Fuck? Y... Yeah. I want ya to take that big cock of yours and bend me over this fuckin' table and fuck my brains out...
>She moans more and more, kicking her feet around by now.

>>2642126
Ehhh? Semen demon?

>>2642136
>he puts the steak aside... they will eat that later, he then backs out of her chest and pulls her shirt of totally
bend over the table then and i will try and break you~

>>2642136
...You know what, never mind.
>Taking the opportunity, the anon buries his face in her tits, groping roughly onto her massive mounds.

>>2642130
>Tackles you to the ground, swatting the knife away and pinning your arms down.
I'll never forget you, little demon, just do me a favor...
>Leans down to whisper into your ear, his breath hot and heavy in the still morning ERP air
...and don't forget to kill the dogs first.

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I need attention to talk about how much I love nots. Please give me attention. W-woof.

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>>2642151
>She nods obediently to him, quickly climbing up from her chair and onto the table, squishing her tits against the table as she leans forwards.

>>2642158
H-Hey!
>For a moment, anon can feel heaven. Soft, sweaty beasts right against his face, hands sinking into marshmallow heaven.
At least slip me a benjamin, will ya!

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>>2642160
But I'm not even playing dark souls one right now! I'm playing dark souls three, and get off of me!
>She started struggling under your grasp

>>2642201
>he forcefully tugs down her skirt and panties and starts to unbutton his pants, rubbing his cock up and down on her pussy as he grows harder

Man, I'm so glad we got a big titted bimbo here instead of some boring dog fucker, it's way more entertaining to watch

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Who's the bimbo ya guys are talking about? I don' see none.
>>2642211
Hhhaa... Big...
>She's looking over her shoulder, eyes nailed on the mushroom head of his mighty sausage. Drool quickly runs down her tongue until it drips down onto the table.

>>2642244
yea... but itll fit~
>he shoves it in one hard thrust to make her body shake on the table as he hilts inside her

>>2642244
You. You're the bimbo we're talking about
>points by poking into her huge tits

>>2642205
>The boy releases you, nonchalantly standing and collecting himself as he dusts the dry soil from his knees.
You're something else, kid. Now quit tempting me, I got shit to do. I consider our deal null and void and thus release you from my service.
>He fishes in his pocket, drawing out a dark chocolate bar and setting it by your feet as he turns to leave.
May you find your worth in the waking world, Chara Dreamurr.
>Ghosts on you.

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>>2642249
FUCK~!
>It's a wonder the whole table doesn't break when he thrusts in, her whole body weight pressing against it as she moans out, screaming a few obsceneties as her cunt clamps down on his dick.

>>2642258
Eh? But my name ain't Bimbo. 'S Akane.
>She doesn't seem to mind the boob poke.

>>2642201
Mmph. So you're that kinda girl, huh? I hardly expected.
>Kneading his fingers against her breasts, she could also feel his lips and tongue over her tits as well, quite enjoying himself.

>>2642284
>Anon facepalms
It's an adjective, Akane. It's a word that describes you, specifically how you act.

>>2642284
>his hands grip her hips and he begins to slowly pull out and hard quick thrust in over and over
Fuck is right... you feel great

>>2642284
How's training going Owari? Best Nidai yet?

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>>2642288
'S what a friend taught me, ya know. Never give away stuff for free when ya can take money.
>But she doesn't act on her words, her legs slowly wrapping around his waist as his mouth works around her two tan tanks.

>>2642311
Adjective? Eh?
>She seems a bit confused.

>>2642315
>She bites down on her lip, closing her eyes for a moment, sweat beads rolling down her forehead. She starts to nudge her hips up and down and all around as he keeps pummeling her right now.

>>2642343
>he begins to go faster coming out, so he can fuck her harder
keep moaning... loud... i like it~

>>2642343
You... You really got nothing going on in there, do you?
>He points at her forehead
The hamster is running but the wheel isn't turning...

Please, tell me a way to fish delicious (You)'s

>>2642364
Blank post

>>2642364
Three words, anon.
Singing. Animal. Videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59DBXdlYem4

>>2642343
That might give people the wrong idea though.
I guess I could see their point, still...
>Slipping whatever clothes she had covering her tits, if any, away, his mouth found the nubs of flesh capping off her chest. Giving them a brief nibble, his hands slid down to her ass, giving it a grope.

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>>2642364
Posting pictures.

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>>2642271
That's it? J-just gone like that?
>She looks around confused
Well alright then...

(I hope I'm doing a good job even while replying to so many.)

>>2642342
Ehh, old man Nidai's been a big trouble. But he gives me "it", so... Worth it.

>>2642360
>Her mouth opens, casuing a lot of whimpers and moans to come out of her slutty yap. At least her brain's wired for sex.

>>2642361
If ya wanna talk about hamsters, guy, go and talk to Gundhamster.

>>2642381
I dunno. Isn't it fair to give money for services, right? People make careerson it!
>She grins, proud of her own "accomplishment" there. But soon her whole being shivers as both her nipples and ass are assaulted. If her tits were soft, her ass is even softer and plumper.

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>>2642419
(forgot picture, oops)

>>2642364
Be big and breasty, like >>2642343
Or reveal that you like having feet worshipped or busting balls and I'll give you all the (You)s you want

>>2642391
<3

>>2642419
(absolutely, you're doing great)
>he sighs
It's a saying. It means your brain doesn't f function properly...
>he looks at her face and realizes it's like talking to a wall
You know what? Want to just have sex instead?

>>2642419
(You're doing fine. But I'm not sure how much longer I can stick around.)
Mmph. Well if we're talking about doing THIS sort of thing, giving it away for free would be better than taking money for it. Since it's illegal to get paid for letting people use you.
>Still, talking wasn't what he was here for, hesitantly leaving her ass behind to try and squeeze her tits together, so he could fit both her thick nipples in his mouth, suckling and running his tongue over them.

>>2642419
Oh dear god did they really translate one of the four gods of destruction as Gundhamster?

>>2642419
l-louder.... beg me to fuck you~
>he starts to slow down as if to taunt her, his hand on her hip moves to tease her tight little asshole

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>>2642455
>love

>>2642419
Yeah, I hear he's pretty good with hands, loud enough to make you scream in pleasure. His massages that is. If you're up for it, I could give it a whirl. Maybe I can compete.
>Cracking his knuckles, he extends to stretch his arms forward.

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>>2642464
>Her stare back is rather bland and uninterested.
If ya buy me food.

>>2642469
My step-dad, my step-dad, my...
>The list of step-dads goes on for a long time, and by the end of it he's probably already doing something else. Her nipples shiver down, even squirting out some milk.

>>2642472
(Naah, she just means Gundam.)

>>2642473
Please fuck me! Pllleaaaasseee, I need your cock!
>She quivers and slams her fists against the table, juices squirting out of her cunt already.

>>2642521
I dunno if you can really match Nidai at all, but... Sure. Ya can try.

>>2642527
>He wasn't quite sure why she was suddenly listing out her possible relations, but keeping her thick nipples in his mouth, the anon still swallowed the milk squirting out of them while groping back onto her fat ass.

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>>2641766
>>2641767
There's hope for mating now, since my morning just ended, I declare the afternoons to be my soft mating times.

>>2642567
ah, so i get to taste the centaurs slit now? or do you want to taste my human warrior rod first?

>>2642567
I see, we'll then you little fawn, the games are on!
>surprise boop

>>2642527
Alright, lay down. I've been practicing for this very occasion. Hopefully I don't disappoint.
>Reaching downwards, he grabs an unmarked bottle of oil, lathering up his hands in preparation.
I'll start with your shoulders, alright?

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>>2642588
Whichever you want, I like both of those options.

>>2642591
Anon!

>>2642567
I suddenly don't want to hunt you anymore

>>2642605
>he slowly walks behind her and kneels down, examining her centaur slit up close
it looks... perfect...

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>>2642563
... And my step-dad all paid me for it, ya see!
>So that's why she was listing them all. Her crotch bumps forwards a bit due to his hands greedily groping her ass, her two buns feeling like soft dough to his rough hands. Her milk's rather sweet and warm.

>>2642604
>She nods and salutes, soon hopping down onto a convenient table.
Yeah, yeah!

>>2642605
Enchantress! I can play that game too!
>starts to tickle her human-like portion's belly

>>2642619
Well its a good thing I'm not a cop, or I'd have to put you all in jail. ...Not that I could fault them, with huge tits like these.
>Her tits bounce out of his mouth at his comment, focusing on her ass for now. Giving her panties a light tug upward to make them grind into her some, he watches the slutty girl's reaction.

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>>2642613
Why hunt when you can mate?

>>2642618
>she sways her centaur butt side by side
Well? Do you wan it?

>>2642630
>she starts to laugh uncontrollably
S-stop I'm very ticklish! I can do that too you know!
>tickles anon's arms

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>>2642605
Harumph. Enchantress. What are you doing among these weak, feeble two legged humans? You know if you wanted a real mate all you had to do was seek the strongest champion to walk on four legs. Surely you want successful offspring, not worthless children.

>>2642670
>He tries to move away from her tickling and fails, and starts squirming and laughing while try to tickle back
C-curse you Enchantress! My one weakness!

>>2642670
>her responds with a kiss followed by another and another, tracing her anatomy with his lips and tongue and getting drunk on the magical taste

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>>2642665
>boin, boin
Eh? I don' think big tits are like a crime or anything.
>She suddenly releases a moan as the panties almost give her a wedgie, eyes rolling back just a bit.
Hiii!

>>2642670
Why mate when you can...yeah, mate.

>>2642605
Ah, good. Now, forgive the intrusion.
>He removes her white button up shirt to reveal her bare, dark shoulders to the cool breeze above. The crisp air is quickly replaced with the warm, oiled up hands of the man next to her. His hands quickly go to work, kneading her tensed skin in hopes to relieve some of her stress.
How's it so far?

>>2642670
Yeah that's what I was thinking, so anyway.
>He scratches the back of his head
So do you do foreplay?

>>2642740
(And that marks my time for me so far. Any contact info so we can continue later, or should I just wait for you to show up again)

hey guess what ERP.

>>2642771
(I'll try and show up from time to time.)

BLUE BALLS.
that's what.

>>2642772
What?

>>2642784
(Cool. Can't go wrong with slutty tan girls)

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>>2642754
>At first the sudden and strange warmth causes her to tense up, but soon relaxing sighs leave her mouth as she slumps against the table, tantalizing ass shaking slowly as he works along her shoulders.

Mmmhm... Just perfect.

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>>2642784
(and to tempt you further into returning... when i have the energy to write her i will and hopefully youll be here for some D vs G cup yuri)

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>>2642817

>>2642670
>>2642747
Why mate when you can get ball busted by a centaur?

>>2642809
Glad to hear it, Owari. Relax your muscles just a bit for me.
>His hands dripping with the clear watery substance push and pull at the knots along her shoulder blades. He used a bit more pressure than a normal girl would perhaps find pleasurable, but he knew in his mind that Akane liked it a bit rough. Her built body could easily take it. He slipperly made his way down her back, slathering her back in warm oil. Just above the crack of her butt. Running low, he briefly reapplies a glob of the greasy substance to his rubbing hands, also spraying a few droplets onto her plump behind.

That's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.

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>>2642900
Right...
>She takes a deep breath, releasing it soon enough as air escapes her lungs, causing her whole body to relax and flop on the table. She sighs in utter euphoria as his hands work against her knots at a force that was indeed just erough enough to arouse her in both mind and body. The oil on her ass glistens a bit, dripping down those mountains and into the vale that is her cunt.

>>2642936
so what ava are you? just trying to figure out if we lost a good one or not

>>2642973
It's copypasta

I want to lewd the panda again

>>2643014
oh.... T_T

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>>2642973
Goddamit Anon

>>2643050
Hi Chara.

>>2642949
Man, you take such great care of your body. You have the perfect curves exactly where they should be...wait, what was I saying again?
>A bit hypnotized by his own handiwork, he couldn't help but stare at her glorious curves exaggerated fully by the glistening sheen of the lubricant. Deciding to get back to work, his massaging hands caress the mountainous fleshy heap of her ass. He gently pinches and molds the flesh to his desire, lewd thoughts crossing his mind as he does so. Perhaps spending a bit too much time, he finally backs away to take a large and much needed breath.
Okay Owari, spin over for me. Time to do the front. Take off your bra and...wait, you don't wear one, do you?

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>>2643055
Hello Anon!

>>2643056
Mm, thanks... Heh, you've got nice and strong hands...

>She mutters to herself. The slut doesn't seem to mind the fact that he's touching where he shouldn't, his hands digging and working trough her ass like a master baker would work trough some fine dough. Once his words of rolling over ring she does so quickly, falling onto her back with a sigh. Well, her tits are already out of the shirt, so. She didn't have any.

>>2643076
WHAT
FUCKING
DEVICE??

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>>2643082
(I keep forgetting the pictures, fug)

>>2643095
Patriotism rising. RISING.

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>>2643092
https://youtu.be/XxkiYJ5udqc

>>2643129
That turns me on.

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Morning, ERP!