Chris-Chan is Hiring

>>2361803
No one gives a shit.

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>>2361803
Not that it's gonna matter, that anal piercing he gave himself is gonna kill him in a few years anyway.

>>2361804
Pretty much this

>>2361803
I like how every so often he drops his fake voice.

Nice hair.

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This is probably chris

Why do people care about this guy?

>>2361803
>While Chris-Chan is litteraly the head of a multinational corporation
He made a zazzle store, he didn't actually make a company or something.
Hell, even my shitty webcomic has a zazzle store.

she's actually passable now

>you will never be a infamous internet autist and capitalize off of merch of your original character do not steal

Why even live?

>>2361810
Weens and A Log faggots that just learned about a guy thats been irrelevant since 2010

>>2361813
>Act retarded
>Keep acting retarded until people notice
>Start selling shit

So Christine's finally decided to pass on her knowledge to someone else. Does that mean she's thinking of quitting the rat race?

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>>2361815
>chris
>acting

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>>2361815
He was only pretending to be retarded???

>All natural female woman

Holy fuck what have we done to this guy?

>>2361803

He actually lists slumber parties and opportunities for romantic encounters as a job benefit.

CWC will never EVER learn to act like a functional human being.

>The Autism kills my brain speed

Man this is fucking gold right now.

>>2361803
id rather be brendan fraser than this guy

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>>2361813
Yeah, it sure was worth it.

>all natural female woman

Who wrote that shit for him to read? How does he make any money selling this stuff? Who is doing his taxes and shit? I just don't understand it. Is he still living with his parents?

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>>2361824
>parents
>s

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>>2361825
F

>>2361803
>cuck-fu
Holy shit.

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>>2361818
>yfw 'trolls' have been rused for more than 10 years
>Absolutely everything that has happened to him was planned
>Chris was sane all along
>At some point his father knew too much so he had to silence him
What could be his goals?
Why is he hiring people?
What's the next step of his master plan?

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>>2361824
I assume the paper looked something like this.

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>>2361826

>>2361816
>her
>she

>>2361803
>anightinchristine
Gay porn?

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>>2361820

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>>2361803
>still using [email protected]

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>>2361820
Seems like a comfy job.

Are there any SJWs who've jumped to Chris's defense since the trans thing, or is he still too grotesque and retarded to gather any kind of sympathy from them?

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>>2361826
My sides are gone

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>>2361835

>>2361819
>what have we done

Unless we burned his house and killed his father, just annoyed him, really.

Chris is funny in how his work reflects his thoughts. Sonichu has delusional whimsy and unintentional hilarity all over it, and is fun to watch like a slow motion film of a tower of furbies getting plowed through by an exploding eighteen wheeler. His real life is just sad.

>>2361837
no, not really
i vividly remember the cwcki guy labelling gamergate as a harassment campaign even though the entire foundation behind the cwcki is that its harassing chris to find out shit about his personal life

>>2361803
>"The ideal person, woman pref- woman or man- the ideal person for the job should remind me of myself. She sh- she or he sh-"
His latest scheme is to try and molest his female subordinate.

Trans? More like Transparent.

>>2361828
The best ending is he shows up in an evening robe smoking a pipe. he sits down on a fancy leather chair and tells us all about his performance.
We are amazed and the world witnesses the most advanced form of art we have ever seen.

>snowflakke

jej

>>2361843
He's tried to pretend it's all an act before in the hopes of getting people to leave him alone. What would make this any different?

He's asking for people with an eighth grade reading level. I'm not American so I don't know about that standard first hand but I assume that he wouldn't ask anyone to do anything he can't do himself. Does this mean his "performance" is better than an American eighth grader?

>>2361842
Holy shit. How badly is this ride going to end?

Since when did CWC ever go by Ricardo? I just have missed that.

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>>2361826
>I can show you tonight partner

Here's the plan:

Step 1: Get a plant from /v/ hired by Chris - she will get 25% ownership of the company.

Step 2: Make said plant become the face of the company by doing all of the PR.

Step 3: Plant buys majority shares in the company and passes them on to shareholders on /v/.

Step 4: Fire Chris from his own company.

It is the only way.

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>>2361843
Kinda happened already.

>>2361848
It was the name he was given in his Spanish class.

On that note, I can't be the only one to have noticed the "Make Sonichu and Rosechu Great Again" at 7:06 can I?

>>2361803
I don't have time to watch the whole thing right now, what does he want resumes for? For someone to make his video game?

>>2361846
Eighth grade is the grade before you enter high school.

So not exactly a lofty requirement if you are older than 12.

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>>2361850
>i'm afraid growth has just been too stagnant, it's not you, it's us
>reported in The Economist as a precedent setting boardroom coup

>>2361853
I guess he wants resumes just because thats what people ask for when they are hiring someone in cartoons and shit.

>>2361851
What are you talking about? Jace was the real deal. Jan was just a fraud and SJW trying to defame the coolest marine America has ever had.

>>2361803
>reaction window that is the same as the main screen

Fuck, lolcow is eternal

>>2361854
This is obviously to ensure he gets a teenage girl 14-18. He missed out on teenage sex and he's going to make sure he gets it.

If there was any doubt, this is the greatest proof so far that every single thing Chris does in his life is part of a subterfuge to get someone to have sex with him.

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Sometimes I feel like there is a line at which this becomes more depressing than funny.

>>2361857
1

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>>2361854
And yet he fucks it up horribly.

>>2361853
Make figurines / medallions, give him dating advice, have sex with him etc. The usual stuff.

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In my subconsciousness I probably only enjoy watching this guy because he's one of the few people more pathetic than me.

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MAKE SONICHU AND ROSECHU GREAT AGAIN

>>2361863
He's better than any of us. He's beeing himself with absolute disregard to anyone's opinion about him

He posted or liked a video of a track that is meant to increase breast size when you listen to it. That's been the backing track for his last two videos if I'm not mistaken. Are your moobs getting bigger watching this lads?

>>2361861
semper fidelis

>>2361860
Only in Chris's world would he think that sperm transforms into eggs if he rubs menstruation lotion on his fat gut.

But hey, this is the guy who thought that having his taint pierced would magically turn it into a vagina.

>>2361867
to all are armed forces

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>>2361826
>I CAN SHOW YOU TONIGHT PARTNER!

>>2361866
Or similar at least:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4xwHRyybQ

>tfw all my Youtube suggestionsa re going to be "shrink your penis FAST" for the rest of the day now

>5:35 and on

FUCKING KEK

>>2361862
To be fair he is a legit autist. Autism hits communication the hardest so it's no surprise his writing is...well, autistic.

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>>2361803
holy fuck that room

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>>2361874
kek

>>2361810
Have you ever noticed the recurring theme in medieval settings of a town fool who everyone looks down on and makes fun of?

This is simply the modern version of that.

>[email protected]
>anightinchristine
>a night in christine
So he's looking for a boyfriend now?

>>2361873
His "associate" wrote it for him but yeah, he still has to read it, looking into his camera.

so what are the odds of someone from the wiki that tracks him pretends to be the perfect candidate and gets hired by ol' chris

>>2361878
No he wants a fit, la femme nikita female badass to teach him how to compete in the lesbian dating scene and preferably instruct him on lesbian sexual techniques as well

>>2361878
She's a proud transwoman lesbian you shitlord

She's looking for a female to peg her

>>2361878
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg

>>2361874
Palin looks hot as always.

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>>2361818
>2026
>watch the latest CWC V-LOG
>old, balding chris-tran still doggedly going full retard about sonic or some shit
>suddenly, his usual mongoloid speech pattern slips and his eyes focus on the camera
>something's wrong
>they're lit up with intelligence and he's smirking
>he points directly at you with his eyes bulging
>"HA! HA! FOOLED YOU FUCKERS!" he shrieks
>his "dad" and a bunch of actors walk in
>his room full of tacky plastic shit is revealed to be a set on a sound stage
>it was all a massive ruse, all along
>and you fell for it

Please never be true.

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>>2361851
I am a Marine. Banned from Comments.

>>2361874
>this single joke was originally thought up my R. F. C. my dad
Bob had a great sense of humor

Remember when Chris-Chan was like this Attenborough documentary where we watched a wild beast in its native environment, with the observers keeping a distance to make sure its actions and reactions were completely natural? But then a bunch of faggots had to run in front of the camera shrieking and screaming and trying to get all the attention as they threw shit at the animal and it reacted wildly and in terror?

I miss it when Chris-Chan's antics were all his own. It was funnier.

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>>2361885
>CWC is just a superior version of sasha baron cohen

>>2361865
Anon. You watch way too many cartoons for children if you think that's true.

We're people. We desire relationships with other people. Chris? He's pretty much cut off from everyone else. He's already lost his dad and his mom doesn't seem to be doing that well either. He's got a sad, sad life ahead of him. "Being himself" is the worst kind of praise to give him to cheer him up.

>>2361889
>>2361885
I wish, I really wish that he were a joke. It's sad, that house tour he did like 4 or 5 god damn years ago still makes me want to cry ;-;

>>2361885
>>2361818
>>2361828
He already tried it
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Rollin'_and_Trollin'

>>2361886
What the fuck is happening here

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Make Sonichu and Rosechu Great Again

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If he was aware of his autism in all these years, why didn't he never try to drop all his autistic as fuck occupations?

>>2361874
I like how in this page since Sonichu is going up in the lift the page is read from bottom to top.

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The interesting thing is CWC is a direct mirror of his environment.

He has absolutely zero resistance to vices or desires programmed into him by his surroundings such as the internet and media which make him a very good sponge/mirror to see what's going on in society.

For example, pre-2010 he was a parody of a conservative leaning, as society started shilling something else, now he's rocking the full MtF ultra liberal carnal self destructive meme.

Chris is just a shell that absorbs everything without any resistance whatsoever, like something you dip into a society and whatever it's covered in when you pull it up is what's being passed around the most.

Also I knew one of the girls who did the voicing during the blanca period.

>>2361885
Bob's dead so I don't think that's happening.

Unless Bob, Christopher Lee, Alan Rickman and Leonard Nimoy are actually in hiding waiting to reveal themselves to a more deserving world

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>>2361892
>1500+ articles all about Chris and his shenanigans
Everytime I go to that wiki it still gets me

>>2361891
Well don't you worry, he can't do another house tour of that level ever again since he burned down his house with a coffee machine plugged into his upstairs bathroom.

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MAKE SONICHU GREAT AGAIN

>>2361895
Anon you can't just stop being autistic

Why do you think we're all still here

>>2361893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ8X_CWkkcI

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...And I just won!

Isn't he in jail?

>>2361897
so basically an autist
ok

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>>2361904
Holy shit, it's like an ultra-degenerative form of autism

>>2361904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

>>2361895
going by that logic why are you still here?

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>>2361826
>seven inch long lighting rod

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MEGAMAN'S LOOKING AT PORN?

>>2361885
>Get a crisis because I have compared my own success to CWC.
>After a few years I'm on my way out of therapy.
>Got over the fact that it was all an act.
>Going to see the doctor one last time.
>Is met by CWC in a white doctor suit and two strong female bodyguard nurses.
>Find out that CWC is actually a world famous psychologist who conducts goverment supported research on the social aspects of the internet.
>CWC smiling and saying he's going to help me is the last thing I experience before I slip into the coma lasting the rest of my life.

This is becoming sad.

>>2361803
>chris-chan is a more successful artist than me
i think it's time to finally end it

Chris-chan's speaking never fails to amuse.

>>2361905
Probation ended last week

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I'm gonna at least buy a shirt

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Imagine having to explain Chris chan to a normie

>>2361913
We haven't even hit the bottom of the barrel, anon.

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MAKE
SONICHU
GREAT
AGAIN

>>2361919
I sometimes question if I have the stomach to be there when it happens. Do any of us?

>>2361918
Ghost Girl was the best girl in those movies. Whatever her name was.

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>>2361918
"...a living, breathing example and documentary of what will happen to you if you let yourself and your mind go."

There.

I'm willing to bet money that he'll hire the most attractive woman that applies, so rev up those troll accounts

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>>2361921
Even if I don't, I'll still be there to see it happens.

Will it beat the taint piercing?

>>2361925
It has to.

Is this his new scheme to find a lady?

>>2361925
>>2361926
The taint piercing was horrible but I actually threw up at his cake farts video. He REALLY has to try hard to beat that.

>>2361899
Every time I go back I stumble into a new chain of links that take me further into the nightmare.

>>2361899
>>2361929
Imagine being the degenerate who runs and maintains that shit. I think I'd rather be Chris

>>2361897

Underrated post

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>Make Sonichu and Rosechu Great Again!
MEME MAGIC

So did he not go to jail for assaulting that guy?

>>2361933
Probation ended week ago.

>>2361918
"Imagine some downy pinhead dipshit who dresses like a pedophile clown. Now imagine him insincerely adopting whatever internet faggotry he thinks will get him laid & this single objective being what fucking defines him as a person."

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>the Lesbian Gay Bi Transgender Virgin Hermaprodite Snowflake community

>>2361927
Not just a lady. He's planning to have all lesbian office work force slumber parties.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only

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>>2361930
It's true. The collection of people who monitor and record his every action are far more autistic than Chris could ever hope to be.

>You will never be Chris-chan
>You will never be one of the Kiwi Farms autistic tranny faggots whose lives are so meaningless that they stalk Chris-chan

I still dont get how someone goes though all this retarded shit, broadcasting all this retarded shit and through all this time - never fucking lose weight.

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>romantic co-ordinator
>in charge of making sure i find a sweetheart, you'll navigate the topsy-turvy world of modern dating.

>selling online merchandise makes you the owner of a multinational corporation

Wow jeez i use ebay every now and then, come work for me.

>>2361940
He just likes to eat and is too lazy to actually lose weight. These days though his deluded mind thinks that him getting fatter is making him "curvier" because he is thinking that its making him magically into a girl.

>>2361940
Love quest is hungry work

>>2361941
Anyone who could get Chris a girlfriend would be a fucking miracle worker.

>>2361851
What? Last I heard of this guy was when he send his friend to Gaza on a mission to kill the president of Israel. What has happened since?

>>2361941
>get paid to use Tinder for Chris

>>2361922
her name was literally moaning myrtle

>>2361946
He got outed as just being an elaborate troll and his shenanigans basically lost any magic they had.

>>2361946
A lot. Just go to the Deagle Nation War Library to catch up.

Unless the only thing you care about is the ending, in which case just watch the "Final Livestream".

>>2361948
Muh dick.


I couldn't recall. I always hated those books growing up. I still saw all the movies with my parents.

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Somebody pay to get that hideous Andrea Ritsu guy to visit Chris, they´d be a perfect match.
Both are "Lesbians" after all.

>>2361952
We, as a species, deserve to die

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>>2361925
>someone was paid tax payer money to apply a guiche piercing to chris-chan's nasty razor-burned taint
>twice

The unwelcome revisitation of the stink and the heat bumps probably gave them PTSD.

>>2361952
>polyamorous
As if more than one person would sleep with this human troll doll

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>>2361952
>that moustache

>>2361952
The bushy eyebrows, chinaman stache, and makeup actually repulsed me. I had to look away.

>>2361899
It should be preserved in the National Archives not even kidding
>chris will be remembered for thousands of years

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>>2361952

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>>2361954
Horrifying.

>>2361914
How's that deviantart softcore porn career going?

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Transgender is a mental illness caused by a sudden loss of control and self-destructive behaviors.

CWC, Narcissa both are good examples.

jesus christ when will this meme die

>>2361953
Great filter soon, anon.

Has he stayed out trouble with the law since the DONT CALL ANYBODY incident?

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>>2361803
>AKA [...] Ricardo

>>2361965
He nearly got into trouble at WalMart shortly after for miswielding his pepper spray again, but he's kept his head low for some time.

>>2361960
is that a bum hole

>>2361968
Not just any bum hole Anon.

we trash now

>>2361963
long after you do

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>We didn't have a prison saga

>mod moves a /v/ related thread to thrash
what the fuck?

>>2361973
as it should be

>>2361983
/v/ mods are shit as fuck. Ive been banned twice this week for fuck all. Chrischan is /v/ related

>>2361983
>/v/ related

>>2361983
Quality mods

Well fuck.

>>2361995
Chris damn well IS /v/, dumb mods.

Thx modaroos

Trash?
Thread is now ruined!

>>2361999
I don't want quality god dammed. This website started with a buch of unexperienced faggots running it and i liked that. Fucking chink and his useful Mods. I

>>2362019
you could say he ... [spoiler]trashed[/spoiler] the thread.

>those times when Moot would put random videos as headers
>Harmony event
>All the shitstoms that would ensue
Thanks Hiro and GooberGators, you fucking ruined it.

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welcome to trash friends

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>>2361803
>good thread gets moved to the same board that has pony diaper porn

>shitty zootopia clickbait threads in /v/ stay up

>>2362049
We have nothing to offer in return but this eternal font of despair detailed in this thread.

Enjoy I guess.

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>>2362049
Good God!
Retreat to /v/! Abandon this thread, men!

>>2362082
>"This ork isn't DEAD enough?"
>"You're shooting the ground, Osric."
>"THE GROUND IS HERESY!"

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What do you guys think of my waifu?

>>2361803
I remember catching the stream. He said his "associate" wrote the script he read out and everyone laughed and said it was his Mom. Good shit.

That said, he sticks to 3 minute long streams now and I doubt he's going to do anything funny ever again. He's focused on extorting money from his "fans".

>Bob Walks In

If Christine released a porno of him getting trained on skidrow, would you watch it

>>2362212
A lot of us are too far down this rabbit hole to let that stop us. We've already seen too much.

>>2362212
I masturbated to him fucking a blow up doll. I feel like It's the disgusting taboo of watching an autistic freak of nature go primal on something that makes it fappable.

>>2362239
>masturbating to cwc fucking a blowup dowll
man and I thought I jacked it to weird shit

>>2362270
Yeah I don't know man. The internet is a weird place that warps people.

>>2362270
Fuck off, mr floor tiles. You're not fooling anyone

>>2362296
>warps people
I've always thought it just makes people shameless and thus allows them to fap to disgusting things

>>2362305
oh no my cover has been blown

>>2362305
Don't bully tile fucker

>>2361928
And he only got to eat a small piece of it!

>>2361803
>cucks
Please kill yourself.

>caring about chrischam in 2016

Did reddit link this board?

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how the fuck does he not get sued blind

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bump

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Welcome to the trash, you've been forgotten like the rest of us.

Did this start on /v/ or something?

>>2361973
As always, anon. As always.