Welcome to the Express Games 2.0
First 24 get to compete
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Mii Swordfighter
>>2346886
Shayne and Aurox
>>2346886
Astolfo
SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE
Sliver Queen
Travelling Dancer
Express Champion Kaneki
>>2346886
Maria and Harusame
Eggman-kun
Izaya Orihara
Kyoko avafag
Morrigan Aensland
Oscar Mike
Velvet Scarlatina
Spider milk
Youkai Selfcest
>>2346884
>Time for that month long dry streak of no wins.
...
>Pets the Lunacorn and giggles
Ringabel
>>2346886
Kumin Tsuyuri
Super Adventure Pals
>>2346886
She of great swordplay
Captain Luna
>>2346912
>pls no
>the dryspell, the is
Kanno Naoe
Hitler
>>2346925
Remove what?
Turbo Red Ranger
>>2346928
Anon, please. I can't remove degenerates and eat soup at the same time.
Once we start, feel free to tell me if there's anything broken, because I probably made a mistake somewhere.
>>2346941
READY TO KICK SOME ASS
>>2346941
Start the game already, Lady!
TIME TO GO!
Smug anime milf
>>2346951
This is useless!
>>2346951
From this day, this backpack belongs to the Tanaka Empire! We are one step closer to control this entire realm!
Post Lennys
>>2346951
Kaneki should reevaluate his strategy
Muffet wasn't exactly hard to spot
Sliver Queen is replaced with a candy bar
>>2346971
>>2346943
Bring it codboy
>CRUSH THE WEAK!
>>2346972
I didn't need your help..
>>2346971
>>2346979
I'LL BRING MYSELF, AND MY GU- >>2346951
>Gets fucking pistol whipped
>current year
>battleborn circlejerk
>no sign of an overwatch circlejerk
>>2346972
ARENA MEME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2346997
F
Post pictures that make your dick diamond hard
>>2346997
F
>>2346997
Good teamwork, guys
>>2346971
>>2347001
What is this?
>>2347005
Art.
>>2347003
I'm taking my share and getting out before someone notices the mess we caused.
>>2347001
>>2347005
My fetish
>>2347003
Very efficient Feast, to say the least
>>2347015
I won't be holding back, Blondie!
>>2347015
And that's it!
>>2347010
>>2347017
Weak
Pic related is hot, unlike your shitty pictures
>>2347028
>kissu
>>2347025
Congratulations Mii, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2347030
>Punchu
>>2347032
And as always, thanks for playing
>>2347036
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2347036
Thanks for hosting.
>>2347035
>gets punchu'd
>kissus again
If revy is lurking here.
>>2347041
>Punchus again
>>2347036
Congratulation, thank you for hosting.
>>2347046
Revy is dead anon
>>2347270
For real, or you just left dead
>>2347046
The Revy from HG is kill. ERP Revy is at the ERP threads.
>>2347047
>dies
Here's the unclaimed once again
>yfw Yuugi OD'd on alcohol and lost her horn
>>2347279
Post 8man's as well.
>>2346972
>If revy is lurking here.
>>2347276
Dead dead or retired dead
>>2347279
>142 is before 137 and 140
>>2347290
Had cancer, but don't know how far it spreaded. Could be dead.
>>2347467
She's dead.
>>2347286
>>2347465
well oops
Since the game is over:
Best oldfag
Best midfag
Best newfag
Worst oldfag
Worst midfag
Worst newfag
>>2347467
That's actually pretty sad.
I didn't talk with them much but they always liked me for some God knows reason.
>>2347477
(You)
>>2347473
>>2347298
Cheers.
>>2347477
Hoshi
Don't pay attention to kitfag cancer
I dunno, some ship girl
All of them apart from Hoshi
All of them
Me.
>>2347477
(You)
guys yuno died
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347467
>>2347472
>yet another person i liked died of cancer
>that makes what six?
>>2347477
someone I like
someone I like
someone I like
someone you like
someone you like
someone you like
Is Biancafag here?
Squid Girl
>>2347491
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347497
Calamari
Kanno Naoe
>>2347497
>kissu
>>2347493
>Hugs the poor Baron
It's nice.
>>2347493
Only one person I liked died of a car crash. Life sucks.
>>2346941
>>2347497
Swap!
B0ss I habe da cancer
>>2347497
(You)
Is Biancafag here?
Is Biancafag here?
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347501
>>2347503
No ~de geso.
>>2347508
Thanks, but I already realized my mistake ~de geso.
Lowkey though, I do want some fucking calamari.
But it's like midnight so no fish and chip shops would be open down by the beach.
Need another 24?
>Someone from HG got actual cancer.
Holy shit, did we do this?
>>2347523
Yes please
>>2347523
Yee
>>2347526
>responding to being called somehow means samefag check
N-No anon. That's not how this works.
>>2347282
>not dead, you big doofus.
>>2347521
Cook it yourself
>>2346991
It could be worse. We could have a Warframe cirklejerk...
>>2348216
to try to make the answers more than maybe
ARENA EVENT
>>2351074
...Hot?
>>2351100
I was worried there for a minute.
>>2351100
Okay, that was way too close..
>>2348216
>>2351109
There is nothing wrong with that... just... an odd choice.
>>2351074 (Shirou)
My name is Kumin Tsuyuri! Nice to meet you!
>>2351094 (Ramza)
But that's how you get better at things, I think.
>>2351109 (Elly)
I just like to take naps, but I'm not like that all the time. That would be silly.
>>2351115
Uhhh... slip of the tongue. Surely you know what I meant.
>>2351064
>I don't even have the latest version. Couldn't be me.
>>2351065
That's not how time works.
>>2351081
Hmmm.
>>2351094
I didn't say it was bad. Just odd. I'm not sure if they're trying to distract me or what.
>>2351109
Their tactics were strange. They changed my clothes because they thought I was cold with the previous ones, they tried to make me smile by telling jokes and they gave me an animal to take care of.
>>2351053
That's the definition?
>>2351042
Formerly? Miharu and I are still together!
>>2351040
Help me by pissing off!
You worked on your games today, right anon?
>>2351138
Shirou, and likewise.
>>2351136
FINAL 3
>>2351100
Why would I do a stupid thing like that?
>>2351147
Yes and I'm going to host them on /b/.
>>2351142
>Do you have X or Y, then?
>Or did you count them as the latest version together with ORAS?
>>2351139
I believe this is what you'd call a "Freudian slip," correct?
>>2351147
>No.
>>2351154
...What do you want?
>>2351147
Why waste the time and effort? This place is dying.
>>2351109(Elly)
What do you mean? Do I dress weird?
>>2351142
Is everything alright?
>>2351154
Let's try not avoid arguing again, alright?
>>2351144
I means what does that mean?
>>2351138
But don't push them too far. The last time that happen to someone... they became a force to be dealt with. So much so they have became more then human.
>>2351142
I am sorry to say this, but I must leave you.
>>2351100
So ends my fight.
>>2351109
I consider the address ill-befitting. I am not an artisan, I am a warrior.
>>2351147
I didn't kill myself, does that count?
>>2351170
Never heard of that before.
>>2351171
No we're already dead though. I'm even a skeleton and everything.
if a host posts peace they need to kill themselves.
>>2351144
That's how you introduced yourself to me.
>>2351161
>By latest I mean I don't have any of them on the 3DS.
>>2351147
>I just got on. I'll work on them later tonight.
>>2351173
Yes. Which is odd.
>>2351183
I don't want to keep you. Farewell.
>>2351191
Freudian slip: an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
>>2351171
Fuck you. It's that mindset that is killing HG.
>>2351201
>>2351201
This
>>2351202
>Alrighty, I can safely traded it away, then.
>I would've held onto it if it was yours.
>>2351201
>>2351202
O-Oh. Well cut out that last part!
>>2351174
What does what mean?
>>2351194
ARENA EVENT
>>2351194
Ow! I've gotta watch myself..
>>2351202
What do you mean?
>>2351201
If a host skips any slides he's a shit host. Period.
>>2351134
Well, I never claimed it was a normal sort. For starters...it always comes back when I throw it.
>She smiles broadly
>>2351138
Well, I wouldn't pretend to know. My mistress was almost perpetually asleep, after all.
>>2351142
Attempts to appeal to some side of you?
>>2351173
I've never seen shoes that large, mostly.
>>2351187
Is there something else you'd prefer I address you by, then, miss?
>>2351147
>I try to do that every day.
>>2351225
Nani Sore.
>>2351201
of someone has never hosted and tries to tell a host what to do they should kill themselves
>>2351215
If that's implying what I think it is, just.... no.
>>2351228
Um... Okay?
>>2351236
Well I do have pretty big feet, so I kinda need them. Do you carry that scythe around everywhere?
>>2351228
this is my kind of an Arena
>>2351236
That's a nice weapon to have actually, a scythe that comes back... now if you excuse me, I shall take my leave.
Post Muffet
>>2351236
Miss or Ser, or if it is my name you need, I am Meliadoul Tengille.
>>2351255
These should help brighten up the place.
>>2351266
>>2351238
nani desuka !?
>>2351242
It is what I'm implying. I think you might want to talk about it with her.
>>2351280
Close.
>>2351287
I was so close too...
>>2351225
You mean the part with your small bio-organic weapon.
>>2351229
I tried to do something reprehensible to my enemies and they treating me with kindness. I feel like I've should have been taken out already. It's really confusing.
>>2351236
I don't see a point to it. Especially with the stupid animal they gave me.
>>2351289
No.
>>2351287
Thanks for hosting.
Almost, Sora. Almost.
>>2351249
Yup!
...It's pretty much my only possession at this point.
>>2351265
Always lovely to have a throwing weapon that can be thrown again forever. So soon? Very well, good sir, farewell.
>>2351267
Is there one between the two you'd prefer, Miss Meliadoul?
>She tosses her scythe in to the air and curtsies before catching it
I'm Elly, a gatekeeper.
>>2351287
...Oh dear.
>>2351287
I won apparently
>>2351287
Congratulations Oreki, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2351266
>>2351308
Reprehensible? What'd you do?
>>2351310
Yeah, I know...
>>2351311
Seriously? What happened to you?
>>2351326
And thanks for playing!
>>2351312
Apparently.
>>2351311
I am not partial to either form of address. If you are a gatekeeper, than why are you here?
>>2351310
>smiles
And to think I believed you were civilized, Mr. Shirou.
>>2351334
Thank you for hosting.
>>2351326
He let me drown. Thanks for hosting.
>>2351334
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2351312
cept you switched brains with astraea
>>2351342
Hey... don't start throwing words like that around or I'll... I'll...
>>2351333
In two words? "Time paradox", I suppose you would say it.
>>2351338
Because the mansion I guarded no longer exists, Miss. Nor has it ever....
>>2351308
Hmm? What kind of animal?
>>2351326
Congratulations, sir!
Thank you for having them, madame.
>>2351334
>2nd Place
>mfw
Thanks for the match.
>>2351354
You'll...?
>>2351326
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>2351333
By my enemies' account, I shouldn't try to destroy humanity.
>>2351363
Something called a magehound. Really similar to another animal called a dog I've been told.
>>2351365
>He turns and starts walking away.
See ya.
>>2351364
play Shadow more
>>2351350
that would explain the fist fight
>>2351344
It's not my job to save you from drowning
>>2351363
Yeah congrats, woo, so exciting...
>>2351377
Oh. Goodbye then, Mr. Shirou.
>>2351379
Yes it is you dummy.
>>2351238
I don't know what it means either. I thought you did.
>>2351308
Y-Yes that, please don't mention that.
>>2351334
Thanks for hosting!
>>2351391
Where's the blue haired flatchest?
>>2351393
I do.
>>2351363
Another guy messing with time? I can't even wrap my head around the whole Time Travel thing..
>>2351376
Wait, what?
>>2351378
>I will tomorrow. I've got to start using all of my avas equally.
>>2351350
You can't switch a brain with someone who doesn't have one.
>>2351399
>>2351391
No it's too much work, find someone else.
>>2351334
thanks for hosting
>>2351399
sucking cocks in the erp thread
>>2351401
What does it mean?
>>2351416
>>2351399
I don't know where bug bite is.
>>2351376
Hmmm....I wouldn't know too much about them, but I think they make good company, though if they're like dogs they're extremely short-lived....
>>2351379
Credit where credit is due, sir.
>>2351402
The events that caused my version of things to take place simply...never happened. It's almost exactly like an entirely different world.
>>2351416
No one's actually sucking any cocks right now. It's an ERP hangout thread.
>>2351420
Exactly.
>>2351421
>toothfairy of handjobs
>>2351416
I'm not even in the ERP thread. I haven't been there for quite some time actually.
>>2351425
So... everything in your world changed except for you? Do you have a home or any friends in your world now?
>>2351446
yeah shut up now, nobody asked you
>tfw someone on steam gets mad at you out of nowhere
>>2351393
It was another important part to our introduction. But I will drop it.
>>2351402
My orders were to declare war on humanity.
>>2351425
I wish it is short-lived. The thing keeps biting me.
>>2351451
No one cares about your steam drama
>>2351435
Huh?
>>2351451
>tfw you blog post because you have no friends and hope someone in here actually cares about you
>>2351450
Well if you are going to try and say where I am, at least make an accurate statement.
>>2351456
W-Why? Who'd tell you to do that?
>>2351425
>>2351425
Not really, I still barely did anything
>>2351413
I have more brains than you!
>>2351415
You're the worse kind of person.
>>2351459
What?
>>2351462
nobody cares, go shitpost or something
>>2351451
>tfw senpai will never get mad at you
>>2351451
>Mfw can't tell when people are genuinely upset with me on steam
>>2351470
W-WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>2351468
How? I just don't want to do anything, let alone anything for you.
>>2351477
Yes. I thought we had established that already?
>>2351451
>tfw too shy to talk to anyone on Steam.
>>2351472
You clearly cared enough to try and make it look like I was in the ERP thread.
>>2351363
What?
>>2351447
Pretty much exactly that....I've only seen three people I've actually recognized from there, of the...four that I knew. My mistress and a pair of humans that I once fought. My mistress was angry, the shrine maiden never said a word, and the magician doesn't recognize me.
>She sighs
At least I've found some friendly people here....
>>2351456
It looks like it's just young....
>That filename got me
>>2351487
Talk to me then, I'm lonely.
>>2351486
It means yes?
>>2351498
Here?
>>2351503
No.
Hi HG, I'm CIA
It seems like you need a game
>>2351485
That's what I'm talking about!
>>2351518
Yes please.
>>2351518
you're a big guy
>>2351512
Or on steam.
>>2351518
yeeeeee. I won't bring friends.
>>2351518
>>2351496
What? No refutation?
>>2351464
I refer to her as Mother. I never questioned her motives. I just did what I was told to do.
>>2351495
I hope it passes quickly then.
>>2351495
>Glad you like.
>>2351518
I would like to be distracted from myself. Yes.
>>2351487
>Y-You can talk to me
>>2351514
It means no?
>>2351527
>>2351530
>>2351535
>>2351541
>>2351537
I'm making a new thread
You don't get to bring friends
>>2351543
>pulls tongue
>>2351493
Eeer.... My entire world changed on me. Including how time went.
>>2351541
Give it some time. You may well like it yet.
>>2351543
It means what does it mean? I already told you.
>>2351540
I am just going to ignore you and hope you go away like the cancer you are
>>2351547
The fire rises
>>2351495
That sounds horrible... Well, you've got people here at least. What are you doing now?
>>2351541
You have no idea why your mom would want to do something like that?
>>2351527
It's the life I want. You can't change my mind.
>>2351552
>
>>2351555
Oh. Really?
>>2351554
Had I not witnessed a few incredible things in my life, I would doubt such a claim. So then why come here of all places?
>>2351567
A while back yes.
>>2351567
>locks my tongue with yours
>>2351557
This is just getting ironic at this point.
>>2351563
Participating in these games, talking to the people from the new version of my world that I've met.
I'm sure Mistress Yuuka was just upset by someone. And she wasn't REALLY angry, otherwise she wouldn't have just kicked me.
>>2351573
I simply...showed up here. I don't really know how or why.
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351588
>>2351578
>pulls you away
anon why
stahp
>>2351580
>pets the Nymph
>>2351581
id/sliverqueen