/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Ship Edition
>Previous thread: >>2313161
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Beat me to it, anon
>>2320704
We'll back, baby!
Yes, yes all the crack ships are best.
Not the ones that are actually implied in the show.
>>2320711
>amethyst pimping my waifu
THE PURPLE PIG MUST DIE
>>2320703
And who are you?
>>2320704
>gregxjasper
>greg
Off to a shit start already
Cookie?
>>2320737
Low tier waifu fag.
>>2320725
And which are implied in the show?
>>2320747
Oh yeah, the Conniefag is worse than you.
>>2320712
>>2320761
Ayy, thanks lad
What is your greatest flaw /sug/?
>>2320782
Probably wanting to rush simple or boring things.
>>2320782
I use most of my day on an anime imageboard.
>>2320782
I procrastinate too much
okay, I know tumblr is dumb, liveblogs are dumber, and using tags to just keep writing words might be the worst. But this person wrote this after seeing Pearl say "Fuse with me, instead" in Coach Steven. That's kind of impressive. Just read the part I boxed for tl;dr
>>2320814
Too much to read
>>2320814
Garbage as usual but seriously why was the communication hub this big of a problem when they got all the time in the world to destroy it.
>>2320825
It was hurting television.
>>2320711
Lapis in fishnets is hot as fuck.
>>2320814
>But this person wrote this after seeing Pearl say "Fuse with me, instead" in Coach Steven
Did they forget how terrible Sugilite was? Way to read a bunch of nonsense into a scene.
>>2320825
it was shooting out a signal that was probably identifiable as coming from a gem structure, even if that signal is just static. Anything that could possibly draw attention to Earth has got to go.
It could've been fucking up navigation systems on airplanes and shit too, who knows.
>>2320901
They paused right after Pearl's line, they hadn't seen Sugilite yet
My point is they basically predicted the whole Sardonyx thing without realizing it, just based on the characters' personalities
A lot of people predicted that a Pearl/Garnet fusion might not want to unfuse, but not that Pearl would deliberately fuck with a mission for fusion reasons
>>2320919
The gems only knew of it getting in the way of electricity anything else is up for grabs.
Yes it had to go ASAP but they don't have any reason besides being impatient to speed up the process.
But the plot called for a fusion so we got a fusion.
>>2320782
Honestly, trying to figure that out for my own benefit. I have a lot of flaws ranging from jealousy and pride issues to just being depressed a lot of the time. I feel like I'm smarter and better than I am, and hurt myself more when I can't meet my own expectations for myself. At the same time, I know my own limitations and can stop myself before I hit them. I don't have enough drive to do much of anything, even though I've proven that I have the ability to. I'm not good at talking to unfamiliar people or networking, which is pretty awful when you want to be a commercial artist and that's all about who you know. I lack a lot of confidence and I'm incredibly indecisive about everything. I know I can be a better overall person but I have no idea how to get there, and now life is passing me by.
>>2320931
>A lot of people predicted that a Pearl/Garnet fusion might not want to unfuse, but not that Pearl would deliberately fuck with a mission for fusion reasons
This is a big reason why I'm so interested in a Pearl/Steven fusion, I really do wonder if she would let go of him or if she would try to stay fused with him as long as she could.
>>2320931
I wouldn't call it a prediction because it was based on false pretenses. I'd call it a lucky guess.
>>2320935
>The gems only knew of it getting in the way of electricity anything else is up for grabs.
How do you figure? They obviously knew what its purpose was. When Peridot's face showed up on TV they instantly knew where she was.
Though, you're right that they fused because Garnet likes to do things in the simplest and quickest way whenever possible. She could've probably dismantled it by herself, eventually.
>>2320956
>Alright Pearl it's time to unfuse
>Uh Pearl...
>Just five more minutes...
>>2320979
You know what confuses me the most? Sardonyx could've done what Sugilite did easy with no danger of going crazy, but Garnet said they needed power.
>>2320782
Loving beughtiful Gems that make my heart beat.
>>2320979
I meant during the Sugilite incident, the second time when Peridot rebuilt it and used it to send a message to YD, THAT had to go immediately because they were in enough hot water as it is after jailbreak, getting a diamond there was not one of their priorities.
>>2320995
Maybe Garnet saw the future where Pearl learns to be more confident in herself.
>>2320752
I think Conniefag is a great guy. Connie is a hottie.
>>2320995
Sugilite literally wreck the tower twice with a couple of swings, all Sardonyx did was just push the pillars out of place i'm not sure if Garnet didn't realize it sooner but that's not how you destroy a tower for good.
>>2320956
I would be fairly annoyed if they went this route.
The funniest thing to me would be if they just CAN'T fuse because Steven can't handle being mixed up in the feelings between Pearl and who his gem used to be
Like maybe he could fuse with amethyst or garnet first and THEN add pearl to the mix, but never just Steven and Pearl
>>2321024
That's even worse, faggot.
>>2321004
God I fucking hate future vision. Such a shitty fucking plot device you could spin it to explain anything.
>>2321024
It'd all be better if it wasn't for a situation, it'd just be to teach Steven better on fusion.
>Know Your Fusion
Damn that brings optimism in my ears.
>>2320995
it just goes to show that nobody wants to fuse with someone who can't contain their thirst
>>2321032
That's why it's not used as often, it's a plot device and if it's used for anything, it's gonna be told straight to us from Garnet or Sapphire.
>>2321032
Spin my dick, faggot. Future vision works well enough, dumbasses like you just didn't pay attention during Future Vision.
>>2321012
The only reason Pearl could fix the tower was with the escape pod, they don't have it at this point meaning she only had one go as Sardonyx.
So the problem would've solved itself and the tower never would've been repaired.
>>2320989
I just know that this is going to break my heart.
>>2321024
That just seems like poor writing.
>>2321033
Yeah, letting their fusion have an existential crisis while in the middle of trying to rescue Garnet, Amethyst, and Peridot from a corrupt Gem monster would be incredibly awkward for everyone. Even the monster.
>>2321032
it helps that it mostly just isn't that accurate or useful aside from tracking down monsters and shit
also they give it a pretty consistent visual cue, whenever Garnet adjusts her glasses, she's scoping out the possibilities
it definitely doesn't extend 43 episodes into the future, that would be garbage writing
>>2321045
Future Vision is a weird episode, makes it look like she just assumes the worst about every situation and calls it a superpower
Winter Forecast is where they really explain it, because you see how it works firsthand
>>2321065
>it definitely doesn't extend 43 episodes into the future
What if it actually does and Garnet is secretly plotting against the CGs?
>>2321116
I could see her doing a last resort sort of plan to keep Steven safe from Pearl or Amethyst if they crack and finally go batshit crazy.
>>2320956
>Pearl having flashbacks of what it was like with Rose
>This feels familiar
>Steven enjoys it at first, but it begins to get uncomfortable for him
>Pearl convinces the two to stay fused for a bit longer
>Garnet gets concerned by the way Rainbow Quartz is acting
>Steven let's Rainbow Quartz talk their way out of it
>Steven wants to be like his Mom and make Pearl happy
>The awkwardness continues
>Pearl calls Steven Rose in conversation, and he tries to unfuse
>He can't
>Pearl is keeping them together because she never wants to be apart from Rose again
>Rainbow Quartz's outward attitude begins to change
>Garnet, Amethyst, and even Peridot and Lapis try to get her to unfuse through combat
>We see Rainbow Quartz put up a fight, under Pearl's control, and we even see her weapon.
>It's a Ahlspiess Spear with Rose's shield around the Bolster
>Pearl tries to take them to Rose's room
>It doesn't work since it's not Steven/Rose trying to get in
>Warp Pad chase
>Eventually they lose the gang and Pearl is trying to get Rainbow Quartz to enjoy the solitude
>Rainbow Quartz feels hollow and meloncholy
>Steven is basically in tears, scared by Pearl's obsession
>She finally realizes what is happening and the two unfuse
>She tries to calm Steven down and explain
>He's broken down at this point
>He still doesn't understand why Pearl can't realize he's not his mother and never will be
>He's afraid he'll never be like his mom
>Pearl breaks down and explains their entire relationship
>Steven is still confused
>Pearl doesn't expect him to understand
1/2
>>2321134
I ain't reading all this.
>>2321134
>Garnet finally finds them and tries to fight Pearl
>Pearl is defending herself, but not fighting back
>Garnet is screaming at Pearl, that she hasn't learned anything about respecting fusion
>Pearl is getting beat up Pretty bad
>Even Amethyst tries to get Garnet to calm down, but Peridot holds her back
>Steven's had enough and tries to block Pearl with his Shield
>Garnet, not expecting it, punches his shield and shatters it, sending Steven flying
>Pearl gets a fire in her eye and goes to defend her baby
>Garnet is taken aback at what she just did and doesn't expect Pearl's blow
>The two get into a real fight, venting everything about Rose and the War
>Garnet nearly unfuses, but gives one final blow to Pearl
>Pearl is hurt and her projection retreats inside her Gem
>Everyone is scared and upset
>Garnet unfuses
>Ruby and Sapphire are in tears, arguing about what just happened
>Steven can't handle any of this and runs off into the Warp Pad
>Lion finds a crying Steven in the middle of nowhere
>Lion tries to cheer him up to no avail
>Steven, frustrated, takes it out on Lion and vents everything
>Lion understands
2/2
>>2321137
Just trying to keep the board interesting during this Hiatus
>>2321138
I hope something like that happens. That little fat faggot needs to get punished and realize getting in the middle of a fight shouting noooooo will get him hurt.
Please let that happen.
>>2321138
>Garnet, not expecting it, punches his shield and shatters it, sending Steven flying
I don't think so, Tim
also it sounds like you forgot halfway through that Steven and Pearl are fused, so you've just got Garnet attacking Pearl for no reason
This is Steven eating a tiny burger, it makes me happy.
>>2321138
>Garnet isn't expecting it
>The second major thing she couldn't anticipate or predict
Holy shit that unintended throwback would be glorious.
>>2321172
oh they did unfuse, then what the fuck is going on, Garnet doesn't attack teammates just because she's pissed, they'd have been shattered long ago if her temper was that bad
>>2321148
It's about half a step above shitposting, from what I'm gathering from other posts.
>>2321134
Ya know, theory like this are why I still stay on this lousy board.
>>2321181
Pearl wouldn't let go of the fusion and she fought back as Rainbow Quartz, honestly this is probably the third story i've headcanon to hope it actually happens.
There's only been one writer who has been able to done that though.
>>2321134
>>2321138
>It's a Pearl fucks up again with Steven episode
What if Pearl secretly bullies Amethyst while she's sleeping?
What if that's why Amethysts hates herself?
>>2321198
that's what I thought, but they unfused in the post before, so Garnet is literally just beating up pearl out of revenge
>>2321175
Baby Steven!
>>2321212
I would too, she made a mockery out of fusion, the thing that has a very different meaning to Garnet, for the second time and it was with Steven nonetheless, she was FURIOUS.
>>2321201
Also
>It's a Garnet takes fusion too seriously episode
>>2321177
Exactly! And that's why Garnet nearly unfuses, just because Sapphire is so blown away, that Steven would ever be against her and Ruby.
>>2321181
>>2321212
She's trying to protect Steven from Pearl, and she's not thinking straight. She didn't think the fight would escalate like it did. However, she was overly aggressive, but that's not the first time Garnet has spoken with her fist.
>>2321166
I mean, I wouldn't word it like that, but it would be a good way to introduce Steven to this fact. They did something similiar in Jail Break, with his Black Eye, but this is something that Steven initiated. It can also show that anyone can hurt him, even people he cares about. He's already learning that nobody is black and white, with his conversation with Garnet about Peridot. This would show him it goes both ways; everybody is painted with a little grey. Pearl with her obsession. Garnet with her aggression. And so forth.
>>2321201
That's a lot of episodes.
>>2321211
Didn't Amethyst make it clear she hates herself because of why and how she was born?
I know this is a shitpost but at least watch the show.
>>2321201
There's only been two of those kind of episodes, and IIRC there's been two where she does the opposite.
>>2321233
I used the wrong image, whoops.
>IT'S A RUBY AND SAPPHIRE GET MAD AT EACHOTHER AND FUSE WITH AMETHYST AND PEARL TO SETTLE IT IN BATTLE EPISODE
>>2321250
Respective Partners coming through
>>2321250
>>2321266
The story IS kinda relying on if Pearl is as crazy for Rose as the fandom expects her to be.
>>2321230
>it's a Garnet applies her view of fusion to everybody else despite knowing they don't care about it in anyway other than the powerboost it gives them episode
>>2321166
Shit, pretty soon he'll probably be able to jump into a melee and summon huge shields on each outstretched hand. Stopping fights is just what he does
>>2321288
I know, but I'd rather that they stay fused because Pearl feels genuinely loved, like she's never been loved before, by Steven (platonic of course), and she wants to stay fused but Steven convinces her that even if they aren't fused, their bond remains as strong as if they were fused.
>>2321328
molest
>>2321349
No molest, only love.
Post gem piss
>>2321398
>>2321398
You disgust me
>>2321410
You know you love it
don't post gem piss
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
THIS
>CN split half of season 2 and is calling it season 3
>>2321405
>>2321419
But it's really sexy
>>2321424
>They split season 2 and 3 and called it season 4 and 5
>>2321430
i like you sometimes, indexer
this is not one of those times
>>2321421
I know you think it's too early to start whackering but it's not
Would you drink your waifu's piss?
>>2321440
Too bad
>>2321448
>>2321450
Yes, I love Lars
>>2321435
>>2321457
No, I said waifu, not husbando
>>2321459
Indexer come on.
>>2321450
A glass a day keeps the doctor away
>>2321450
absolutely
>>2321398
How about gem milk instead?
Seems like this disproportionately more Peri art of her pissing.
What gives?
How about gem normal?
>>2321499
Shitposters mate.
Just wait till they are gone.
>>2321499
People really like peripiss for some reason, but I also found some other gems
>>2321511
>>2321515
Poil is best gem
>>2321499
she's a degenerate who attracts other degenerates
Screw the piss. Post dancing Gems
This is Garnet.
Fucking disgusted.
>>2321525
Yes.
>>2321529
Everyone is.
>>2321529
I thought it couldn't get any more sinful, but I found furry gem piss
>>2320782
I commit the same mistakes over and over
>>2321473
What do you want?
>>2321542
>>2321542
>>2321549
>>2321548
you're not responsible for that?
>>2321558
Thank you indexer
>>2321525
>>2321529
Dance, it will make you feel better
>>2321525
>>2321575
Good taste
>>2321567
Don't talk to me you degenerate piece of shit
>>2321565
Nope
I'm too busy with Maplestory to shitpost, so I'm just doing that other thing I do all the time instead
>>2321398
>Post PISSING gEMS
>i wet the bed this morning
>faggots posting piss shit
It's like you assholes are mocking me
>>2321610
>Maplestory
Peridot, Lapidot and pissing kink
off to a great start /sug/, good morning.......
>>2321525
Post gem ass
>>2321629
It's not hot when you do it. Only the lady Gems.
>>2321610
>Maplestory
>bothering to resize shitty fetish images
I really hate you sometimes.
>>2321633
>Peridot
Wait..
>Lapidot...
Wait a minute...
>Equally bad shitpost
I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
>>2321661
He's on to us!
>>2321661
>I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
EXACTLY
this pairing makes no sense
NO SENSE
O
S
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N
S
E
>>2321661
>I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>2321666
Nobody panic.
>>2321696
MAXIMUM PANIC
>>2321629
Wow that's awful anon, I'm sorry.
So I can fully understand your pain, do you mind going into in-depth detail about how it felt?
>>2321708
>>2320752
hey, why?
>>2321742
beach molest?
>>2321720
please?
>>2321749
just look at her face, she's clearly preparing for molestation
>>2321708
It usually starts off in my dreams, i went in their were two toilets in a room some chick went in with me, fuck it i had to pee, i go and piss rushes outta me then i wake up, usually i can stop most of it from getting out but this time it was too late i thrusted my hips up and managed to not get it on my sheets this is the third time this week he second time i only got some on my underwear
>>2321779
this is how she'll train steven to fight once he hits puberty, he'll have to learn to defend himself from constant molestation attempts from Pearl and Amethyst
>>2321814
thx anon
>>2321749
No, she's confused by the crab.
>>2321831
>>2321838
the crab? just look at her face. nobody is looking, she's ready for molest the steven
>>2321838
>that chest
>that torso
this is relevant http://pastebin.com/gfRfZsxS
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/142790446467
Someone stitch this AND keep the second panel animated.
>>2321901
>Pearl fucks the shit out of Steven
>>2321901
What an eloquent title
Love you /sug/
I hope you have all been having a good week, especially if you've been working all week
>>2321901
>Pearl took off the filled condom on the boy's dick and bubbled it away
>>2321919
ikr? truly a piece of art
>>2319543
Damn, I really need to request or commission this from somebody. I just have to figure out who would do it best.
MMM
>>2321929
we love you too
>>2321901
ho boy
i shouldn't
i fucking shouldn't
>>2321929
Thank you Loveposter, you too!
Another day, another thread and I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>2320704
damn nice OP
>>2321909
It was a bit tricky but thankfully my autism found a way.
Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Fresh memes, right out of the oven!
>>2322104
kek
>>2322089
>Better crop
>>2322104
Great.
That's two pics to use against the memers.
>>2322104
I like it
Quack.
>>2322104
Use "lapis is best gem"
>>2321632
>>2321647
You can choke on my dick
It's still a better experience than playing the division
At least the grind isn't as dehumanizing
The concept always amuses me. Would anyone like to stitch these 3 panels?
http://amethirstyperidrunk.tumblr.com/post/142781712882/at-least-if-we-never-see-their-fusion-in-the-show
>>2321929
Thanks Loveposter! Hope you're having a fabulous week as well
>>2322089
>>2322116
You guys fucking suck
You're the kind of people that use knifes as screwdrivers and then wonder why their screws are all fucked up
>>2322207
>>2322258
Thanke
>>2322207
>slightly taller peridot with extra eyes
god fucking damnit, why can't anyone into fusion design
>>2322207
I'd rather not have Amethyst taint any more fusions.
>>2322257
I'll fuck you up with a knife is what I'll do!
>>2322272
>Implying Opal isn't a great fusion
>>2322271
I think the design has more to it than that. But yes, show quality fusions are rare
>>2322284
Hideous. Those fucking lips will never look good.
>>2322297
Oh, it's you.
>>2322268
>8
>in this little episode
that's some kinda record
>>2322284
double molestation
>>2322284
She's on my top 3 fusions for a reason.
Right behind Garnet though.
>>2322258
Man I just realized, could gems actually have sex or would they just fuse at or before the climax?
>>2322284
>>2322299
Seriously.
SERIOUSLY. Look at her now. She's improved.
>>2322343
Now she looks like pearl, and pearl is pretty fucking ugly
>>2322343
DELETE THIS
>>2322343
No, you just ruined it.
>>2322355
Hamethyst is even uglier though.
>>2322268
Could someone explain "peri-detto" to me
What's that parodying
>>2322353
Would Ruby and Amethyst's fusion even be any taller than Pearl, Garnet barely towers over her.
>>2322343
>no DSL
exactly how is this an improvement?
>>2322335
We've seen Rupphire go at it, but they still did a little twirl to seal the deal. Heavy making out and fugging can involve some pretty broad actions, guess we'll never know
>>2322393
You'll have to forgive him, he suffers from a chronic case of poor taste.
>>2322402
>>2322393
>wanting niggerlips
>>>/trash/
Oh wait...
>>2322393
I am simply not into black girls or black girl features. I don't care HOW BIG DEY LIPS IS or HOW GOOD DEY WRAP AROUND DAT CAWK SHORTY, and I don't care if they blow the best dome in the world.
And look at this. Look at how damn big they are. It doesn't even look right.
>>2322257
You know, Indexer, I love you, but I honestly want to fucking an hero every time I have to go back and delete a lower quality image from earlier in a thread and replace it with the higher quality image that you post.
Please don't ruin Opal, Steven loves her the way she is.
>>2322416
>>2322421
>People still falling for this shit
It's just one guy triggered over the stupidest details in the show.
Ignore and move on.
>>2322381
I looked it up, looks like peredetto is a Spanish surname? More questions than answers
>>2322468
More evidence we should build a space fence.
>>2322480
Fucking Peridots sneaking onto our planet and taking screentime from hardworking Pearls that have been here for thousands of years already.
>>2322343
can you improve sardonyx as well?
>>2321457
I'm not even into this fetish but at least post the good ones of Lars pissing.
http://imgur.com/a/53RaT
What's the appeal anyway for someone interested in it? Is it just a humiliation fetish plus that good relief you get after taking a piss?
>>2322297
>>2322343
>>2322207
This is better.
>>2322497
Absolutely. If you happened to share a Sardonyx pic with me.
what if amethyst killed and ate your pets
>>2322718
That's pretty much it for me. Specially when someone's been holding it for too long it feels great.
>>2322739
Holy shit, this is great.
Thank you Shifuto, your Opals are amazing.
>>2322751
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXlbx2bM7s
>>2322751
I'd turn her poofed gem into a cock ring
>>2322751
I don't have any.
>>2322742
I like the design, the shoes are pretty dumb though.
>>2322497
You can't improve perfection.
>>2322742
>Stevidot
>STDOT
>STD
Oh shit.
>>2322749
is this good enough?
>>2322791
Hey, they're both Gems, and Steven has healing spit. They'll be fine.
>>2322497
the cricket is perfect already
>>2322175
That Amethyst looks pretty dope!
>>2322806
i fucking love stdot
>>2322718
i would probably find it hot if it somehow led to lars being outed as trains
Does Pearl's design have any sort of masculine traits at all?
>>2322742
>>2322831
>no socks and sandals
What are these niggas doing?
>>2322742
>Stevidot fusion
This is my favorite fan fusion design I've seen so far
>>2322855
Something good.
>>2322742
>a fucking high 5
Dumb as shit
>>2322818
I'm actually kinda wanna see what the guy does to Cricket to ""improve"" her
>>2322798
Ah. Much better.
>>2322742
This is even better
>>2322883
Huh, that actually doesn't look so bad. Thanks for the new Cricket
>>2322883
The mouth doesn't even bother me that much in comparison to those mosquito shades. Can you get rid of those as well.
>That moment when Steven fuses with a gem for the first time on screen
what if steven offered you a footjob? http://uploadpie.com/SOc1x
>>2322906
Doubtful at this point
>>2322906
Steven is going to fuse with more humans first if that even happens.
Wow, I can't believe CN fired all their artists and are making the writers take up the slack
>>2322906
>>2322751
Did something happen in your life, what-if anon?
>>2322906
I really hope that it happens soon, it's been too long.
>>2322906
what if it never happens?
can you imagine the fandom's reaction if it was revealed that Steven can't fuse with gems?
>>2322906
>That moment when it's Pearl and she fucks everything up with drama
>>2322943
Can you imagine the fandom's reaction if there were no male gems? Which was confirmed
They'll get over it.
>>2322952
Nobody wants male gems.
Instead, everybody wants to see Steven fusing with another gem
>>2322883
now do connie
>>2322952
Yeah, no, I really don't think they'd get over it at all.
You can't really compare "male Gems" to Steven fusing with Gems, they're two entirely different concepts.
>>2322943
4chan will probably be a bit pissy about it. There was a lot of people expecting it in the polls.
>>2322952
but anooooon... how are they gonna beat the bad guys if they can't form the fucking 5-gem voltron megazord!
>>2322923
Lars and Steven's features balance out to make an actually attractive male character.
>full head of hair, but it's not a curly jewfro
>in shape but not anorexic or fat
>>2322951
>That moment where Anon is retarded and doesn't realize any of the Gems would bring big drama
>>2322952
nobody wants male gems though
>>2322961
>>2322958
>Nobody wants male gems.
We'll get some when Steven starts fusing with the males of Beach City.
>>2322980
Or when Steven fuses with Gems.
>>2322972
>That moment when Anon doesn't realize Pearl is the only one that would make a fuss out of it.
Retard detected.
>>2322989
I think suddenly having organic bits would upset all the gems except amethyst
>>2322906
Can't imagine Steven Fusing with Garnet.
>>2322913
why would amethyst have her boots on?
>>2322979
Nicely done
What if fusing with a gem allows that gem to operate at the full power of the Rose/othergem fusion, since the other gems are experienced in using those powers? It could be our first clue about Rose's actual power level.
>>2322996
Why's that?
>>2323014
Steven doesn't need to be OP
>>2322980
Well yeah, what do you think The New Lars is about?
>>2322961
>>2323023
might as well accept the inevitable, he already indirectly took down all three crystal gems with his watermelon army
>>2322883
better and better!
>>2323030
Now do Suitcase Sam
>>2323053
great! now get rid of that weird hair
>>2322989
>Each of the Gems issues brought to the surface in a fusion
>Wouldn't cause big drama
Stop posting.
>>2323061
Here's another one.
>>2323070
Wow that still totally sounds like Pearl.
Stop.
>>2323077
And all the other Gems you raging fag.
>>2322497
>>2322883
>>2323053
>>2322995
I wonder if they would go that route as a compromise, the only gem he can fuse with is amethyst. The other big concern of Steven fusing with gems is that he'd be able to do it so easily, he is close with them all and is loving/trusting/happy/friendly
>>2322951
Pearl will freak out the most due to a fusion with organic functions. I'm imagining something like this:
>Garnet
"This internal warmth... it is so calming. So this is what it feels like to be human..."
>Amethyst
"Aww man, I've eaten food before, but this is just sick, everything is moving inside me haha"
>Pearl
"Let me out! Why is everything moving, why is my skin so itchy, why do I want to eat?! Aaaaah!"
Alternately, we could get some nightmare hospital level creepy shit, when StevenxPearl fuse. Like Pearl doesn't want to break from the fusion due to her memory of Rainbow Quartz with Rose, and a new freaky/crazy fusion situation happens or something like that.
what if pearl kept leaving swords out in the chance steven would hurt himself and she could make him better
huh, the fan bullshit is evolving...
>>2323084
I don't know, I think it looks pretty cool
>>2323104
Define "make him better"
Because it sounds like she really, really wants to bond with Steven but doesn't know how to. Maybe he should talk to her?
>>2323112
http://artifiziell.tumblr.com/post/142784908799/quick-fusion-dance-animation-of-albite-and
fuk, forgot the link
>>2323112
I honestly don't mind gemsonas. There's some neat looking ones.
>>2323088
Just Pearl.
Just Pearl because of her lust for Rose.
Seriously their personal problems will probably be known but they won't let it get in the way except for Pearl who wouldn't control herself.
Cease existence.
why haven't you accepted her as your waifu?
she's pretty much perfect
GOYSSSSSSSz ITS WHAITE DAMOND or is that rick
full length game when?
>>2323129
>jewel
>stone
heresy
>>2323137
I'm not a pedophile.
>>2323053
Ah, and there go the hips. In a good way though.
>>2323157
>Reused background
Bad leaks are bad but this can't even be considered a leak.
>>2323157
It looks ugly so it's probably real.
>>2323157
WD rick fusion of course
>>2323157
I hate when they can't even get the aspect ratios right.
It's not that fucking hard.
>>2322883
>>2323053
>>2323168
Awful, just plain awful.
>>2323098
I really do wonder how Pearl would react once she's felt hunger and thirst.
>>2323189
Pearl already feels thirst.
>>2323168
>no hips
>no lips
are you gay or something?
>>2323189
once steven fuses with her, he should force her to fuse with Greg
>>2323201
I'm talking about real thirst, like feeling the need to drink and stay hydrated.
>>2323168
Ok, now I gotta step in and tell you to stop. You have gone Too Far. The last two were somewhat acceptable, but this, this is sick
>>2323208
Pearl can't fuse with Greg.
>>2323212
No they weren't.
I'm a hack and changed my tumblr theme to be like Discount-Supervillian's, since I liked theirs so much. Have some bad Lapis sketches to make up for it.
http://jacinthstakes.tumblr.com/
What do ya'll think?
>>2323212
It Could've Been Great
But he fucked it up
Getting rid of her hips is not The Answer
>>2323129
>There's some neat looking ones.
Pic unrelated, right? Mr Gusite is the only good gemsona.
>>2323233
I agree, he went Too Far.
>>2323228
Very comedic i must say.
>>2323228
Some of them are cute.
>>2323161
just look at her, she's a qt. perfect for hug and fug
>>2322996
>Can't imagine Steven Fusing with Garnet.
A cute scene would be if Garnet would unfuse, so Ruby and Sapphire can both dance with Steven to fuse into the new fusion. I mean, we still don't know how Alexandrite fusion dance looks like, I'm assuming that Garnet, Pearl and Amy danced together.
>>2323223
she can if she's currently fused with Steven
>>2323201
>Pearl already feels thirst
Made me chuckle, well done anon
>>2323265
But why would she?
>>2323260
>Ruby and Sapphire first before Garnet fuses
200% Cute
>>2323284
Those clothes look absolutely fucking terrible.
>>2323228
The top left corner one is the best
>I want to be a part of your Steven Universe created by Rebecca Sugar.
How did they get away with this?
>>2323251
>>2323257
Thanks. I've been up for almost 19 hours, so I'm sure after I crash my art will be better.
>>2323137
I want her to be my personal brown slut.
I want to deepfuck her tight brown cunny and fill her with my semen everyday, even when it's not a safe day.
>>2323296
Those two in corner are my favorite of the set. Gave her those Pop Vinyl eyes. I may draw more of that.
>>2323310
Misha please go.
>>2323297
still don't get this meme
>>2323228
Pretty good.
Work on more dynamic poses and perspective. The Lapis flying one and even the Lapis sitting one are nice.
>>2323333
It's making fun of movies that do title drops by taking it to its logical extreme.
>>2323328
How did you know?
>>2323310
connie is for love, why would I want to treat my waifu as a slut?
>>2323370
It's not too hard to guess since you keep going on about Connie's "cunny" every moment you get.
>>2323363
ooooh, thanks
God fucking damn making a character look right in any of the dark souls games is a nightmare. Especially 3, I just want to make Pearl but I can't figure out the best sliders.
I'll sleep and come back to it tommorrow, if I make Pearl i'll be sure to post her.
>>2323280
because Steven turns evil and takes control of the fusion, I guess? it's supposed to be lewd and fucked up, not logical
>>2323376
I know it's probably really common, but the spinning scene always makes me think of the one that happened in the second Goofy Movie.
https://youtu.be/ait5pRVCd2g?t=1m45s
But I'm just overthinking it I guess. I don't know many spinning scenes like that anyway.
>>2323310
what if she gets pregnant?
>>2323445
You fuck the baby
>>2323437
If the Pearl/Steven fusion is going to be lewd, they're gonna be either masturbating themselves to strengthen Pearl and Steven's relationship, or they'll fuck Connie.
>>2323445
sucking on her budding breasts as they start to lactate
getting some of dat preggo loli sex
Who the fuck eats hamburgers without the salad?
>>2323508
Salad? The fuck you mean lettuce? I know you dont mean you eat a burger with a salad on the side.
>>2323445
>the heightened likelihood that she would die during childbirth
>Conniefags don't actually care about her at all
>>2323508
What?
>>2323508
me, and Noctis
>>2323532
>This just in, sexual fantasies are unrealistic and would be impractical if you tried to make them a reality, more at 11.
>>2323030
She looks like an albino
>>2323508
I prefer French Fires on the side, but then again I'm a fat fuck.
>>2323525
Yes, I mean lettuce. And the tomatoes, pickles/cucumber, onions, etc.
>>2323596
Good good. Yeah only detergents eat a burger without all the fixings.
>>2323438
>at 1:46
That is similar. Almost worth doing a frame by frame
>>2323596
>tomatoes, pickles/cucumber, onions, etc.
Nah
>>2323596
You mean vegetables, so why didn't you say vegetables? Nobody calls it a salad.
>>2323619
English isn't my first language.
>>2323611
Rebecca "It's not copy guys. It's a reference" Sugar strikes again
>>2323611
The most similar thing is just Connie's head down then when her head goes up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4_1PbNq-k
Man, rewatching this scene though. I want to rewatch all of We Need to Talk.
>>2322961
>ever since Connie went on that camping trip with Pearl, she hasn't been quite the same
>>2323647
>Man, rewatching this scene though. I want to rewatch all of We Need to Talk.
Just do that, it's only 10 minutes.
Peridot is a fucking meme
>>2323664
Your face is a fucking meme.
>>2323664
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>2323664
That doesn't even make sense.
>>2323664
>>2323664
What's a meme anyway?
>>2323664
Yeah well if she's a meme, then I'm married to a meme.
>>2323532
i don't want to get her pregnant at all
>>2323655
true love
>>2323664
CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD
YOU CLOD!
>:3
>>2323664
Peridot is a meme made for fucking, after you tell her how much you love her and marry her of course.
Fusion
Old fashioned (Homeworld) view -
>strictly between same gem types and just for one purpose: battle
Sex
Old fashioned view -
>strictly between opposite sexes and just for the purpose of reproduction
>>2323696
No, Steven is.
>>2323707
>>2323696
My negros
>>2323707
Amen fellow perifag. Peridot is for pure.
>>2323655
damn son http://pastebin.com/3sRTZa5H
>>2323712
Memes
Tumblr view
>I'm going to make make correlations where there are none
>>2323717
I wanna see Peridot in a tanktop
>>2323743
But how can she wear something like that without people thinking she's a little boy due to no cleavage?
>>2323712
>>2323745
anytime sexy
>>2323745
(You)'re very welcome.
Aren't they such a cute couple?
>>2323759
There are some cleavage, just not an abundance of it.
>>2323767
I wanna carry Peridot to bed and tuck her in.
>>2323784
Steven will.
>>2323784
>>2323801
Is he gonna make her a mommy?
>>2323784
Me too.
>>2323809
Yes, and their child will be beautiful.
>>2323707
>You will never fuck a midget to the death with your murder cock
>>2323429
Good luck.
Reminder to protect your gemfu's purity at all costs.
>>2323879
Steven will be able to protect himself.
>>2323858
>you will never cuck a midget with her big titted blue girlfriend
>>2323879
I'mma fug that dot so frackin' hard her Gem will crack
>>2323914
You will NOT!
Is this Greg?
So
>Steven is a faggot and diplomacy is bad etc
>watermelons shouldn't wear skirts
>Steven can't fuse with Gems
>no DSLs
It's all the same guy right
>>2323801
Reported for loli you sick fuck
>>2323941
Add the ridiculous amount of Connie hating, and yeah I think it's the same.
>>2323761
>canonically inaccurate
how
post yfw the show reveals peridot age is one digit and lewds of her aren't allowed here anymore
>>2323941
Who in this thread is insisting and is convinced Steven won't fuse with gems?
>>2323963
>>2323930
Try and stop me ;)
I'mma fug her all the way up one side of the temple and down the other
>>2323967
It happened earlier in the thread, though there were more than one probably.
>>2323973
Please, she would shut you down faster than you can say Space Dorito.
>>2323941
one of these does not belong with the others
>>2323941
And how did you reach this conclusion?
>>2323963
I've been banned for Pericherry lewds here before so i dont think that would matter
>>2323992
No way, Once she saw my drill she'd be begging me to destroy her cluster
>>2323992
nah senpai. Peri would be easy no question which is probably one reason why shes waifued so much. Show her some cool new earth things ,tell her about human love and such and BAM easy.
am I the only one who doesn't want to get her pregnant or treat her as a slut, just love her and make her happy?
>>2324024
Like she'd even want that. Not even Connie wants that
>>2324039
>that pic
Kek
>>2324011
The only begging she'll do is for you to pull your pants up so she won't die laughing.
>>2324039
>implying Peridot doesn't want this
>>2324039
Would you take a bubble bath with Rose?
>>2324039
steven so alpha that can wear a dress without giving a fuck
what if peridot couldn't find her memes
>>2324117
she makes new ones.
>>2324055
No way, m8. She'd be way to interested in my human reproductive organ, fascinated by it's girth. Just the mere gaze of it would cause her to tremble and then the experiments would begin.
>>2324117
>>2324115
>alpha
Lol no
>>2324039
>implying anyone but someone as sheltered as steven would date a nopooloo
>>2323941
Yeah.
>>2324064
Like I said, not even Connie wants that. Why should the superior Peridot?
>>2324142
let me see it big guy
Alright guys, hold on for a sec. This thread is getting pretty autistic, we gotta reduce these levels just a bit.
>>2324117
>peridot is unable to find herself
deep, bro
>>2324111
Sure why not.
>>2324111
Source?
>>2324169
its almost over
>>2324169
We have to go higher!
>>2324162
..Are you serious? Cause I have photos
>>2324039
That fucking Chad face, I just want to break his jaw.
>>2324195
Yes please
>>2324195
Why are you showing your dick to random people on a taiwanese knitting board?
>>2324218
I wish /trash/ has spoilers for the big reveal
>>2324222
Because I've lost control of my life
>>2324195
do it faggot
>>2324222
Why aren't you?
>>2324195
>Cause I have photos
How about we don't do that, ok?
>>2324229
It's not THAT big.
>>2324229
Gross
>>2324229
Oh my.
>>2324229
dude what the fuck. I thought you were gonna be big. I mean its pretty nice looking and looks like a good size for a comfy suck but its very average.
>>2324229
you're average at best you faggot, get outta here
>>2324238
Well too late for that
>>2324242
Big enough to get the job done
>>2324236
Because no one cares about a white, 6 inch dick. Theyve all got their own.
Also because its wrong.
>>2324229
If we're going to talk about penises, please let us at least talk about Steven's penis and who he likes to stick it in the most.
>>2324229
>he thinks his dick is big
fucking kek
>>2324229
Oh great, another attention whore.
>>2324259
>please let us at least talk about Steven's penis
Steven's penis?
ALL RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS THREAD GOODBYE EVERYONE I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY
Post more dicks
>>2324261
>>2324251
You just have to get the right angle
>>2324255
I can promise you there's at least one person here who cares.
>>2324266
IT WON'T
>>2324259
>>2324259
How about penises inside of steven instead
>>2324259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
>>2324266
BUT WHAT IF HIS
>>2324278
It's not big you pathetic fag
new thread pls
pls
>>2324278
dude its small im sorry but its small
>>2324278
Looks yummy.
>>2324278
You're fat and lacking foreskin
>>2324117
peridot can't lose her mamays, she was born in them, molded by them, she goes fully autistic no matter what
>>2324309
>someone actually saved this and reposted it
What the fuck
>there are people whose parents hate them so much that they sliced off part of their genitals at birth
NEW THREAD RIGHT FUKING NOW
>>2324328
Makes me sad
Don't mutilate a man's meat
>>2324309
I post my photo one bloody time to show off my merch and now you all parade around as me. Assuming you're not the same person, that's the fourth time I've seen someone post my picture; and it creeps the fuck out of me each time. You guys are rad.
Hurry this shit up.
>>2324285
>steven's boobs are bigger than connie's
but dude, have some decency
>>2324309
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2324349
You knew where you were when you chose to post that. Live with it. The Internet has you.
>>2324229
This isn't enough to please The Steven.
>>2324390
Oh no, I understood the risk. I could care less honestly, it's just odd seeing my face pop-up on here from time to time.
>>2324375
Terrible.
>>2322424
I'm not here 24/7 and I'm not doing my thing 24/7 either
Unless you're saving all the images in a thread, That's not gonna take much
>>2323858
>that pic
oh my goddess! my sides where erased from every kind of reality posible