/sug/ - Steven Universe General Anonymous dicks Edition &g

>Lapis Edition
HERE WE GO BOYS

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>>2324362
We'll be back, baby!

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What if Amethyst told you all she wanted to do with you that day was eat snacks, fuck, and sleep?

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Sorry cricket anon, 1 second too late.

Less than three.

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I would anonymously suck Lapis's dick in a bathroom stall.

So which is it? The other one was made first

>>2324425
It's all cool, we can always use the thread I made later

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>>2324362
Friendly reminder that Hiro is an honorabu Japanese samurai who follows Bushido and posting lolicon will get you seppuku'd

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Are we finally done with the dick pics?

>>2324441
whatevers posted first

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>>2324441
This one was linked first. And has a better picture.

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Worst edition for the worst gem

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>>2324463
It's just on hiatus.

>>2324456
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2324463
shhh, they may hear you

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>>2324469
>>2324474
That sounds kinda arbitrary but whatever

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>>2324487
Please no.

>>2324493
Theyre probably already here waiting for a reason to post their dick

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>>2324487
For four months

I don't want to see guys.

Only girls post pics of selves please.

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>>2324519
Please even dick posters have more sensible schedules than Cartoon Network.

>>2324540
None of our femanons are attractive anyway.

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>>2324573
I'll be the judge of that!

>>2324475
I see no Jasper

>>2324637
Of course you don't.

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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Would you fuck Ruby if she asked nicely?

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>>2324643
She happiest when home

>>2324691
>Would you fuck Ruby
Yes

>>2324691
Sure, what else are friends for.

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Have you bullied your peridot today?

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>>2322831
Don't be a retard

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I was almost going to do Steven but I decided to be nice.

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>>2324702
I treat my Peridot nicely.

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>>2324710
The Peridot is much appreciated stranger

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>>2324694
Home is where the heart is

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>>2324737
>Not a Where
>Not a What
>But a Who

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>>2324750
There's this taste in my mouth.
Tastes like old world gold.
Tastes like second chances.

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>>2324750
The Lapis has 6 fingers in the second panel.

>>2324767
>and a dipper freaking out image
I love you

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>>2324201

Funny, I have that reaction whenever I see Stephen's face.

>>2324036

Sorry, Connie was built for pleasing cocks. Sides, I can love her plenty once she's done draining my balls.

>>2324691

Only if she let me impregnate her, so I'd have Sapphire all to myself.

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>>2322424
I'm not here 24/7 and I'm not doing my thing 24/7 either
Unless you're saving all the images in a thread, That's not gonna take much

>>2324416
Id tell her to get a fucking job

>>2324416
Sure.

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>>2324416
I'd go for it. I've done worse

>>2324416

I don't fuck pigs

Did peridot watch Steven poop all those weeks?

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>>2324788
she's for fug, but you have to be nice with her

>>2324899
Yes

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>>2324913
Aftermath of that dream

>>2324899
>>2324915
Man, they're practically already married then.

>>2324899
What weeks?

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Hey /sug/, what do you think of this project I'm working on?

Also can anyone guess what image this is referencing?

>>2324899
I hope not because she's shown to have a sense of smell ("the scent of earth citrus")

>>2325007
is it uhhhhh, the trial scene from chrono trigger?

idk

>>2324691
from that one music video?

>>2325061
meant for
>>2325007

>>2325007
I dunno

>>2324934
did she grew up like 7 years in one night?

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>>2325088
She learned it by watching Steven

I'm gonna have a heart attack with all the chocolate i've had
As a last will and testament, please post an opal image. Don't need a spam or anything, just take one image and post it and then take a spade and bury me goodbye sug

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>>2325158
I'll add to your story
I just noticed I have stretch marks coming from my arm pits. I'm not sure whether it's from the weight gain or weight loss with how much I'be been wavering lately. I've been ranging 20lb over and under back and forth for the past few months. Usually it takes me about 2 weeks to go from one to the other.

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>>2325158
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER(S)

>>2325158
I ate a lot of nonalkalized 88% dark chocolate and I'm ok

>>2325123
that was shapeshifting. but there's something growing in steven's pants for sure.

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>>2325158
Do not die anon, here take this huge Opal

I have not posted this one's flat colors, enjoy..
think it is better than that cheap ass shading I have made.. whatever haha

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>>2325158
>HAVE HOPAL FOR
OPAL

I'm laughing so hard that there are people who wanna fuck Ruby

I mean are there furries who watched scooby do and wanted to bang scrappy do?? Cause that's what Ruby is

>Steven Universe
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around

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>>2325265

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>>2325158

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>2325265
The rubyfags (or fags that just spam the same old pictures) can get pretty boring but they aren't bad.

No (You) this time

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>>2325283
If I change my way of living

And If I pave my streets with good times

Will the mountain keep on giving?

Why are you guys shitposting this bad there's no simulator

>>2325313
People who spam the same images in general are pretty bad.

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Top-tier ship

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>>2325372
Yush

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>>2325372
>>2325376
yep, so good to see other grasper fags in these threads

what if garnet tried to get into your house at night

>>2325395
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't try, she just would.

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>>2325366
What shitposting?

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>>2325188
>>2325196
>>2325199
>>2325234
>>2325245
>>2325297
Thanks everyone, I'm now gonna curl up in my bed and fucking die there, goodnight
And thanks again shifu, that's the second giant opal I get from you

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>>2324362
June is too far

>>2324788
I want to penetrate her anus using my penis.

>>2325415
Like the post you just replied to.

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>>2325421

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>>2325423
I FELL FOR THE TRAP!

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I'm taking a snooze, /sug/! See you all in the late night

I'm drunk an d sad /sug/
Thanks for being here for me to make mysef feele better

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>>2325458
But it IS the late night...

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daily reminder that connie is for fug

hi

>>2325483
Hi anon.

>>2325475
I don't fug shit

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Post lapis

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>>2325499

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>>2322760
>>2325416
No problem bro, get some rest

>>2322739
>>2323092
I made it fucking better
should do a Connie one, from last thread

all jokes aside, finishing some irl shit so I can go back to requests and do some in a while

>>2325495
gs back to /pol/

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>>2324913
>>2324934
>>2325123
out

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>not posting the superior ship
>shame
>shame on all you

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>>2325541
this is my secondary

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>>2325541
You're in no position to judge!

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>>2325561
you shut the fuck up, Steven

>>2325504
yummy lappy eggs

>>2325529
>lapis
You first

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>>2325577
Yes, mam.

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>>2325529
never. connie best waifu

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what if...

>>2325626
>Lapis with the suit

reee

>>2325541
tis superior

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>>2325626
Please stop
at least wait till I get a proper burial

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>>2325651

>>2325666
>666
He's going to hell, no surprises here

How would you feel if your favorite gem got shattered in the show and never came back?

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>>2325651
I don't like the pairing in a sexual way, but it would be nice to see Pearl being Connie's "Fun Mom".

As Pearl isn't too strict but at the same time she isn't too lose.

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>>2325679
I'd might cry.

>>2325679
If they got shattered heroically i'd be at ease but otherwise fuck that.

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>>2325666
don't die, Satan
I mean... Indexer

>>2325679
>Jasper
Already did, I live for suffering
She'll never come back
I die

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>>2325679
The show would just be called Universe.

>>2325712
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>2325588
>>2325690
Look who made it into a hunger game.

I'm going to lock the crystal gems and Peridot on my basement. Peridot will be kept whole throughout the ordeal, while the others will be poofed and kept in their gems. I'm going to chain Peridot up with only her head free. The 3 other gems will be placed on a table, and one will be smashed into dust with a hammer each morning. The dust will be mixed in with water that Peridot will be forced to drink. On the last day, I'll take a cheese grater and gently scrape Peridot's gem until her form completely dissipates. I will drink her dust myself. When this process is complete, I will return to my oval office and continue running this beautiful country. God bless America.

>>2325726
A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION GEMS

>>2325723
>take a look at the thread
>it's nothing but people RPing

Jesus Christ. Since I never leave these threads I don't notice the cancer we're surrounded by.

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>>2325726
>Garnet foresees this
>Literally clocks in you the jaw and throws you into the sun

Threat destroyed.
You can't bypass Future vision.

>>2325761
I always thought it was kind of cute in a way, until you imagine the people behind the posts.

>>2325761
No one would think to look for us here. Even the mods can't find us on an unlisted board

>>2325792
Wonder if there are other unlisted boards? I mean, no one would know about it unless someone gives them the link

>>2325808
/z/ is a thing you'd like it

>>2325808
>>>/qa/
>>>/trash/
>>>/j/
(previously) >>>/z/

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>he fell for the pearl meme
>he fell for the peridot meme
>he fell for the jasper meme
>he fell for the lapis lazuli meme
>he fell for the yellow diamond meme
>he fell for the connie meme

>>2325808
I think
>>>/qa/
Is unlisted

>>2325723
COVER BLOWN
>>2325811

>>2325825
>Didn't fall for Garnet

He is forever lost

>>2325825
What?

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>>2325825
>He fell for the SU meme

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>>2325825
>he fell

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>>2325265

I'm more of a Sapphirefag (more feminine, bigger tits, cyclops for increased monstergirl appeal, has that whole elite noblewoman thing going on), but Ruby is kind of a package deal.

>>2325726

>hammer
>cheese grater
>harming gems

About as retarded as that guy who wanted to torture Sapphire by poofing Ruby and tossing her gem in the garbage disposal. You'd just wind up fucking up your hammer and cheesegrater.

>>2325825
>He fell for the meme meme

>>2325876
>He meme meme the meme meme

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>>2325825
>he fell for the "he fell for the ____ meme" meme

>>2325885
>Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme

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>>2325872
Maybe someday they will stop being Garnet 24/7

Oh god that guy was just utterly retarded.
>Literally expects Sapphire to just stick her gem hand in there, and not to just beat the shit out of him the minute he got her gem.

>>2325899
We've come full circle

I've fallen and I can't get up

>>2325685
i like ponnie in a sexual way

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>>2325723
Too bad

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>>2325896
i wanna fuck that mcdonalds worker

>>2325915
RIP in peace

>>2325768
Pearl did

>>2325768
Ruby did

>>2325823
I think you can only get to /j/ by typing it in directly and having a janitor password

>>2325685
I literally fucking thought that was her dick

>>2325966
>>2325978
delete this

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>>2325903

That'll only happen if Estelle starts asking for too much money or quits the show.

>>2325979
Yup. at
boards.4chan.org/j

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>>2325911

>>2326023
mostly cause i like pearl and connie the same way

>>2326051
The real way?

>>2325984
Oh shit, there's a built in escape hatch in case estelle ever wants to leave the show. Never thought about that

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>>2325984
>>2326059
Haven't they already recorded her lines already?
It gave me a good chuckle but i still think they need to chill on being perma.

>>2326058
the only way

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>>2326058
the lewd way

daily reminder pearl got cucked by rose, which preferred committing suicide for a human instead of satisfying pearl's thirst, now pearl will be eternally thirsty for steven but he's also the son of the human that rose chose so he's the personification of pearl cuck state, and she will never be happy

>>2326125
I think you could fit more buzzwords in there if you tried.

>>2326133
oh sorry, add your trigger warnings to your name so I can prevent using the word cuck when you're here

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>>2325007
Updated Project, any words of advice, or guesses on the reference.
Hint: J. R. R. Tolkien.

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Is beef here? If so, have a great week dude.

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>>2326197
Thanks man, i'm finishing up a big request actually, i will be posting it real soon, been working on it off and on and i think you guys will love it

>>2326211
>big request

Oh gee it's gonna be a feeld trip aint it

>>2326224
Yea, with Amethyst and Jasper and Male anon all on a big get away to alaska packed together with some comfy and feels and some drugs.

Very big and fun. Im sure you will love it

>>2326182
first thing that comes to mind is The Silmarillion

looks good, is this the final size? Maybe you should make the lines thinner, dunno

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>>2326259
Correct, it's an SU themed recreation of the album cover of Blind Guardian's "Night Fall in Middle Earth", which is an album comprised of songs based off of The Silmarillion.

>>2326240
Amy does strike me as the type of person to have a huge stack of bongs somewhere in her room

>>2326326
Actually she does pull a bong out in the story after she comes back into the RV with about a pound of weed.

She always strikes me as the gem to do the most "human" of things after all

>>2326372
>a pound of weed

Jesus H. Christ

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>>2326211
Hey, Beef.
You said you wanted to discuss chapter 9 today.
I'm kinda in the middle of watching Daredevil, so I'm just gonna post the idea I had and I'll be back in like an hour.

-Chapter 9
Jasper comes home the next day
Heated argument between Jasper and Garnet, maybe dick comparisons, turns into who fucks ass the best
Garnet suddenly grabs anon, and Jasper Lapis
Competition right there, standing in front of the bed, anon and Lapis both held in the air as they're pounded
Inch closer as it goes on, during the thrusting anon's dick slips into Lapis's pussy

>>2326496
>Competition right there, standing in front of the bed, anon and Lapis both held in the air as they're pounded
>Inch closer as it goes on, during the thrusting anon's dick slips into Lapis's pussy

That sounds really fucking intense, anything else?

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Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get to see you out the corner of yesterday

>>2324868
Amethyst spat/stir-up legging footjob when?

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Well i finally finished up the Amethyst Jasper and Anon road trip Fic.

I went for a more comfy and feelsy direction with this one.

http://pastebin.com/0mc1PQWt

I hope you guys like it. Let me know what you think of it and what your favorite part was.

Enjoy!

>>2326774
You're too good for us

>Misha makes a thread on /co/
>Its the worst SU thread I've seen.
Everything he touches turns to shit.

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>>2326820

Thanks, I tried my best. ;)

>>2326817
Thank you.

I do this for fun and to help make some fresh OC for everyone to enjoy.

I really hope you enjoy my fic

http://strawpoll.me/7374636

>>2326820
I'm losing my shit

>>>/co/81827759

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>>2326891
>http://strawpoll.me/7374636
No ruby option

>>2326953
All you need is Peridot or Lapis.

R8 my music /sug/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjpTmng9bV4

>>2326983
You didn't make that, stop lying.

>>2326990
I know. I never said it was. it's the music I'm listening too.

>>2326983
8/10
They Might Be Giants has done some good stuff, but this ain't their best work.

Now rate mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSjLEJbsHrI

>>2326946
I'm guessing Misha was the one that requested the Steven/Connie NTR pic, which explains a lot.

>>2327012
Little too heavy for my tastes.
Have you heard TMBG's new album "Phone Power"? Good shit.

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now we know who are worst gems

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Sugar sucks eggs

>>2327066
Can jews have eggs?

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>>2327012
>>2326983

>>2327056
>>http://strawpoll.me/7374636
Wrong. Check again.

>>2327093
>6 and 6
Maybe you should check again.

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>>2327093

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>>2327073
"The prohibition mentioned in the Torah is to mix meat (beef) with milk. This injunction was extended by the Sages to include fowl as its meat can be confused with beef. Eggs do not fall into this category as they cannot be mistaken for meat." - A Jew

>>2327023

I didn't request any of them, actually.

>>2327101
>7 and 6
Wow, I'm glad we all h8 lapis

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As a reminder, don't post /co/ threads in here
I will go fucking HAM on them, and if I won't, someone else will

>>2327117
HAM? Also don't tell me what to do

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>>2327117
I want to thank you but also say fuck you because those threads are already garbage and you are doing a justice but also a injustice by making it worse.

So uh... Fuck off?

>>2326983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7yxMDowQhU

Can't beat classic goji score

>>2327114
>7 and 7
need glasses, anon?

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>>2327134
What kinda fuckin music are you listening too?

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>>2327128
Thanks and you too

>>2326891
>multiple votes allowed
Poll discarded

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>>2326580
I'm not sure, maybe if you think it's too short you can extend the argument. Have them being rough and aggressive with each other while Anon and Lapis touch each other.

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>>2326182
And updated again, any words of advice?

>>2327166
Yea, maybe they could start hatefucking each other to see who lasts longer while Lapis and Anon jerk each other off and other fun stuff

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>>2327106
>that ass
oh my

http://strawpoll.me/7374803

>>2327134
6/10

Catchy

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>>2327172
What's that green thing made of penises?
>>2327178
Sounds good to me, man. Maybe not full on fucking between the two because then there'd have to be a top and that kind of messes with the point.

>>2327172
Can anyone chip in and add something?

>>2327196
It's going to be Centipeedle, he's the closest thing to a Warg on the show.

>>2327196
I was thinking of them pressing against each other, grinding there cocks together to see who cums first.

Also maybe Garnet can be more stricter than Jasper and maybe at one point in the story she wants Lapis or Jasper to make anon put on a collar and treat him like a pet

>>2327196
hey indexer can you post the hi-res version of this image

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a
shit

>>2326774
Ok but like

What if Ruby becomes a co-host on Kitchen Nightmares/Hell's Kitchen and she goes with Gordon and yells at the terrible chefs

Please write this my little heart needs this

>>2327172
hmm
i already said it, maybe make lines thinner if this is the final size, apart from that it looks fine

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>>2327235
I like the sound of the first part.
I was gonna have Lapis start the petplay kinda stuff in the next chapter or so. Plus that sounds like a lot of stuff for one chapter.

>>2327323
Yea true, i will just stick to the first part of what i said and have it lead off into the next chapter.

>>2327263
Sounds really silly. I can see it ending with the building being burnt down.

Anything else you want? I could do a short fic based on that right now if you want

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>>2325007
>Anonymous

BLIND GUARDIAN

>>2327410
None of the chefs take Rubers seriously, which really steams her baby broccoli. Also if and when the place burns down, they both blame the chefs for not having a fire extinguisher present

>>2327488
Sounds adorible.

I like the idea of Ruby getting upset at that.

Gonna go write it up right now for ya, be back in a bit

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Now that we all are shitposting on the /co/ thread before it gets deleted, can we have a civil discussion here on /trash/?

Like, now that we all agree Pearl is White Diamond's Pearl, how did it get defective?

>>2327569
What if it's just every other Pearl that is defective?

what if jasper snapped your neck in your sleep

>>2327626
I'd probably be dead.

>>2327569
what about..
just a regular pearl that started thinking to herself

>>2327626
I would be grateful
life fucking sucks

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>>2327569
I personally think she was made specifically designed for Rose, and they could be why Pearl has so many unique traits not shared with Rose (Rose seems to really like people expressing their individuality)

>>2324362
Source for the font?
I fucking need it

Sugilite = Opal > Sardonyx > Stevonnie > Alexandrite > Malachite

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>>2327770
>Anything with Amethyst
>On top

Let's not kid ourselves

>>2327626
>yo what if someone kills you

>>2327770
>Sugilite at the top
Post immediately discarded

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>>2327784
Excuse you

>>2327804
Opal is shit, may look nice but its shit.

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>>2327826
>That one antelope in the beginning that just bails on his bro; who is being attacked by two lions

(Me)

>>2327864
Every nigga for himself

>"is there more where that came from?"
Did amethyst make a pubic hair joke in Steven's Birthday?

>>2327864
I wanna fug Kiki

>>2327864
Welcome to nature.

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>>2324362
What are /sug/'s political views?

>>2327966
None

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>>2327826

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>>2327883
(you)

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>>2327488
>>2327263
It's really short (like Ruby) but i hope you get a good laugh out of it

http://pastebin.com/ejY9Y9TV

Enjoy man!

>>2328035
You

Are my number one

GUY

>>2327966
Libertarian

>>2327966
Libertarian i guess

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>>2328069
>>2328080
Ayy lmao, neat

>>2328050
Hope you like it,

What is your favorite part?

>>2328035
My one critique would be the for the end instead of it being on tv, its Sapphire having a vision after Ruby asks if she could try to cook

>>2327674
I very much doubt this is Pearl's original color scheme.
Her skin and hair, yes. But the rest of it, I don't think so.
>>2327770
>Sugilite above anyone
She's literally the worst, mate.

>>2328128
The ending

The thought of Steven and Sapphire just sitting there trying to register what the hell just happen makes me laugh

>>2328135
edited it.

what if amethyst turned into a deer and kicked your legs and broke them in 5 places and thought it was really funny

>>2327966
Moderate Left, well, by Canadian standards.

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>>2327172
And final update for tonight, sleep well /sug/.

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>>2327966
constitutional monarchist

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Hey guys look what i found!

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>>2328214

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w

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Reminder that it's all part of Rebecca's keikaku

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>>2328514
Perfect

>>2328514
(Translators note: Keikaku means plan)

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>>2328514
The shipping and waifu wars. The ridiculous theories. The desperate hiatus shitposting. The awful memes. The porn.

Rebecca knew this would happen. It wasn't just an unintended side-effect she decided to ignore. It was the very reason. It was her goal all along.

>>2328582
The hiatus was an inside job

>>2328582
She wanted to make us the same as her.

Sadie would probably still be friends with you after you raped her.

>>2328639
Nah, only if the rapist is Lars.

>>2328652
Who else would want to rape her?

>>2328657
Ronaldo

>>2328662
Would Ronaldo still be friends with you after you raped him.

>>2328702
Yeah, but only because he's desperate.

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>>2328702
Yes, just visit his blog

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>>2328582
Even when she was a teenager she was shipping everything with everything.

This was all plotted from the start.

>>2328757
Delete this.

>>2327752
Ask the artist or google it.

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>>2328783
No

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>>2328514
>Gem
>Goym
It all makes sense now!

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>>2327117
Fuck off Kim you shrivelled uterus bitch.

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>>2328948
>>2328948
>>2328948
>>2328948
>>2328948
>>2328948
...UR MOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2328948

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>Misha getting called out for being so pathetic that he has to cuck a child to get some action in the /co/ thread

And you guys say /co/ is hopeless.

>>2327826
>>2327981
Moar

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>>2329045
>That thread is still up
Are the mods really that ignorant or do they see it as a worthy thread?

>>2329045
Them posting in his thread at all shows they are hopeless.

>>2329102
I think the /co/ have a hate boner for SU.

Why do I have to look at an obese man's penis

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>>2329203
If you don't want to look at an obese man's penis then stop staring at your junk.

>>2328948
Wrong person but ok

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Any love for Barb?

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>>2329301
Not really.
Her build made me think she was a sort of army vet.
Disappointed that she was just a sports mom

>>2329301
I like her more than Sadie