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(Here it is!!!)

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>>2318777
>runs too and knocks down
NO!
>steals pic back with ninja like reflexes
Your panties for the pic.

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Not first for not sleep.

>>2318763(mysterious anon)
I don't think he is... Right now, he's likely busy with some other things that I don't exactly know anything about.
...actually I don't think so. Ahah. Oh boy. Usually people here just mention the city, or country, that they're from, instead of saying if they're from the east, or the west.

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>>2318789
What was your Dino nickname? Remind me.

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>>2318710
>Oh she notices! Quickly, as if she were waiting for such a thing to happen!
Oooooooooh, you're getting turned on, aren't you?
> (=^OωO^=)

>>2318738
>she spreads herself open quite wide so you can see her hole, giving you a big grin as she does
You know, I have a real name! Though I guess you can k33p clawing me weirdo if you wanna.

> (^TωT^)~

>>2318740
>The thing about being deaf is, while she knows you're trying to speak from the vibrations she feels, she has absolutely no clue what you're saying in this position! As such she'll need some other indication and continue grinding her panty clad ass against your face for the moment

>>2318747
>Her olive colored blush is a bit of a contrast to your pink, but of course her grey skin is a similar contrast to yours.
>She'll continue to nuzzle the hand petting her head, her olive tinted nipple stiffing against your palm

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Late for sleep.

>>2318799
I never had one, or did i
I just wanted to be a space dino
so is a dino friend missing?

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>>2318795
...Okay, fine.
>Hands you a pair of panties.

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>>2318703
>A faint chuckle could be heard from under him. Sarah's voice sounding more and more muffled by the minute.

It's like going cave exploring in here, but the cave doesn't stop expanding!

>In fact, it might have been worrisome in a sense, one wouldn't want to end up buried alive in there after all. But Sarah diligently soldiered on, jerking at his member faster and faster, her small but skilled fingers twisting and kneading at the stiff rod with surprising dexterity and determination.

(Also, my next post might be a bit delayed, my internet is acting up, bear with me)

>>2318805
>he still moans and coos in total bliss under panties and bouncy butt. After a few more moments he pulls down his her panties some and pinches her cheek. slapping it gently too. All while moaning louder into her butt!

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>>2318806
Maybe you should stop being cute and go to sleep then!

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>>2318797
Damn, that's a giveaway that we're on different landmasses. Ah well, we've got timezones going for us, which is still nice.

>>2318813
>tosses the pair of panties on the floor
NO! I said YOUR panties. Take them off and give them to me and the pic is yours.
Or beg for the pic and tell me what you're going to do with it.

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10/10!!!

<3

>>2318805
>His eyes wander up to observe the olive shade gathering at her cheeks. Without hesitation, he slips in forward, wrapping one lip around the nipple that he was fondling formerly. That other hand, meanwhile, moves to grope her vacant breast, squeezing it affectionately, as his tongue rolls against her nipple, and he gently nibbles on it.

>>2318779
I won't lie. I want to fuck it.

>>2318805
Looks like I have to go finally getting sleepy. Bye cute alien cat lady person :(

>>2318830
Indeed... Shame. Kinda figured that you weren't actually from the same country, but I still kept my hopes up.

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>>2318831
>When you toss them to the floor, a note spills out of the panties that reads "Return these to your mom for me."
...Dammit. Okay, look...
>Whispers everything into your ear so a certain other poster can't hear.

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>>2318824
But who will spread the words of sleep if I'm asleep?

>>2318861
>the note is oddly extremely erotic, extremely some how
OOOHHH hOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Okay here.
>hands you the pic
Now next time I see her I'm going to tell her what you said.

>>2318852
Mmhm, though I really couldn't tell whether you were. Did you make a guess on where I'm from or was something I said or the way I type that gave it away?

>>2318864
Oh hey this girl
>>2318861
She said
>whispers in your ear about the secret she said

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>>2318864
You can do that while you're awake!

>>2318871
And I'm going to deny every word!

>>2318819
>I groaned and moaned more and more, getting bigger and bigger, Amazed at the amount of skill she had with my member, feeling myself so very close to the tipping point, as well as sucking a few bubbles in the hose. With those two facts I redoubled my pace, sucking as fast as I could, my body exploding in size as I was determined for a race, if the tank would finish first, or me. A loud muffled moan he hoped to signify that I was dangerously near climax.

(That's fine! I know how it is haha. Also real quick, I was wondering if you could describe the size and growth? Like the gaining, it's fine if not!)

>>2318879
You're gonna have to you now. I can't wait until you both have angry les sex.

>>2318873
Well, it's just an assumption, but - if anything had given it away, it was probably the way you type.

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>>2318822
Ah!~ Do you want me to take them off?
>she raises up so she can grasp hold of her panties and pull them off completely, a small amount of her juices dripping to your face before you're smothered by her bare ass
Is this better?~

>>2318835
>She mews in pleasure as her nipples are teased, her breathing getting quicker as she quickly becomes more and more aroused
M-meow~ You're like a meowbeast kitten!
>She giggles, petting your head some

>>2318845
Byebye, anon! Purrhaps we can play another time!
> \(=^•ω•^=)~

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>>2318889
There will be no such thing!

>>2318890
Aww, I kinda prided myself on not typing stereotypically. Time for some self-reflection I guess.

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>>2318876
Oh hey it's another anon.
>>2318879
Maybe once more people go to sleep then I'll finally sleep.

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>>2318896
I can't help it... You're adorable~ Heh.
>He speaks between suckles, her little nub stiffening in his lips. Carefully, his free hand trails along her back, making sure he doesn't cause a ticklish sensation, before he reaches her rear, which he gives a hearty squeeze.
>Both hands fondle at her soft flesh - one massaging one of her breasts, the other her ass.

>>2318896
Mmm!
>He moans and licks the juices off his lips, his tongue tracing her juicy pussy and he's smothered
Tmhank ymou!
>He mumbles again! Talking loud and moaning loud against her, licking her juices and her other hole hard and fast

>>2318909
Ahah, well, I don't think it partcularly matters that much. My guess is likely incorrect, but I won't reveal what's on my mind, anyway.

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>>2318911
You should go to sleep when you're tired, not when other people are asleep...

>>2318898
Isn't that what you want though? I think it's hot.
>>2318911
Hey. How are you?

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>>2318912
(Glad you liked it!!!
Here's a link to the artist's works. https://aryion.com/g4/user/Terraaah

Some of it is a kinda weird though, so fair warning!!!)

>>2318917
Pump those brakes Kawai, you ain't getting out of this after getting me curious. What gave it up, eh?

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>>2318920
N-no!

>>2318928
Yeeesss it is. You're thinking about it right now.

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Ahh, lunch break. The one moment I can tell people to fuck off with their calls and actually relax.

What's up boyas?

>>2318926
Eeeeh. Like I said, it's practically a baseless assumption... I figured you were a bit too well-versed with English, to be in Asia.

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>>2318914
Mmm...this isn't furry fair you know, me being the only one naked...Besides, isn't it getting cramped having your cock stuck in your pants?
> (=^0ω0^=)
>She grasps your shirt, tugging at it gently

>>2318915
H-haaa~
>she grabs and skirt tightly as she's licked at, the feeling of your tongue making her twist about on top of you
K-k33p going! Your tongue is pawsitively wonderful!

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>>2318919
Quiet and dead hours are the most suitable hours for a teacher of sleep to get some sleep.
>>2318920
Doing great as always, anon.
How about you?

>>2318947
I'd say that's a pretty fair basis actually! Applies for a lot of people around here, I *am* in Asia after all. Just not your Asian country, silly.
...Hang on, did you just discretely compliment my horrible English?

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>>2318934
I-I'm just gonna ignore you now.

>>2318960
But we're already IN quiet/dead hours. What's it gonna take for you to go to bed?

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I'm sorry to those who've were talking to me about two hours ago, my power went out..but now it's late so I have to rest, hopefully you'll see this but goodnight everyone.

>>2318951
>her twisting about is making him wiggle beneath her. He continues licking frantically, rubbing his tongue against her clit and folds, lapping away as much as he can!
Tbaste sboo goob!
>He mumbles and moves his head side to side, loving how she's moving on his face

>>2318960
That's good. I'm doing pretty good. Could be better.
>>2318970
No don't! I want to talk more.

>>2318951
Cute... I suppose it is. Heh.
>He stands up from his spot and immediately fiddles with his pants, unbuckling his belt and sliding it off after it's loosened, and unbuttoned. His member - fully erect, and turgid - strains and resists against its fabric prison, and he presses up against her, so the impression rubs against her body, while his hands fondle her posterior teasingly.
Help me take that off...?

>>2318779
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/madsoft/me-and-my-dinosaur-ps4-and-pc-mac

>>2318969
...Oh. Crap. I didn't expect that. I thought you were in Kangarooland. And, what are you talking about? It's nowhere near horrible.
...P?

k

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>>2318985
I'm heading to bed soon anyway, so too bad.

>>2319024
Fine, be mean to me. It's not I like that or anything.

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>>2319028
fuck you, get your dick out. it's time....

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>>2318970
Maybe actually feeling sleepy or cuddles, mainly cuddles ignore the part about physical contact.
>>2318985
Glad to hear, anon.
Were you the one that I cuddled with before?
>>2319024
Sweet dreams, Yuruposter.

>>2319002
I think I'd make for a passable Ozzo. Just gotta inject more swears and 'mate' into my sentences...
It's passable, but I'm no storywriter. Still means something to hear it! <3

Oh shit is that code for something? Pangolin...?

>>2319033
Time for what?
>>2319036
No I'm afraid not. Cuddling with you does sound nice though. That anon is very lucky.

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>>2319043
Time to feel the Bern...if you're into that sort of thing ;)

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>>2318976
>Their movements only cause her juices to be smeared all over your face, both her holes twitching with arousal as you work your tongue
Haaa..y-you might make me cum!
> \(^•o•^)/

>>2318991
My purrleasure~
>she grasps and tugs down your underwear, her eyes wide with excitement as she reveals your cock
Wha~ It's so stiff!

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>>2319028
Gross.

>>2319036
Oh, I see...I-I mean, I agree, cuddling definitely helps me sleep, to...

>>2319039
Don't forget the shrimp in the barby, or somethig like that. And ride your kangaroo every day to work.
I'm not very good at it either, but I do wanna take an English course some time.
...Actually. You used a slang I usually hear in this country... 'aircon.' It's rare, if ever, to hear it from someone from another country, especially the West.

>>2319053
...*too

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>>2318887
(Alright, I think I solved it. And sure!)

>The hose began to make some deep resounding slurping noises as he had nearly drained the entirety of the massive vat already. Sarah wasn't fully aware of it, but she was quickly getting surrounded by rapidly inflating slabs of flesh.
>The expansion rate was visible to the naked eye. To his previously record-shattering size, he had swollen up to nearly twice that, then thrice. By the end, his whole body was taking up nearly the whole floor of the vast kitchen. While light pieces of furniture were getting pushed aside, drifting away on his various rolls, the much heavier ones were simply getting covered then swallowed whole by his ever-expanding and multiplying layers of fat and skin. Soon enough at this rate he certainly wouldn't even fit into this room anymore.
>Deep underneath all of this, he could hear the faintest of echos from Sarah calling his name. It sounded almost like he was inside him.

Cum for me Tristan! Cum!

>>2319051
>He breathes out softly, chuckling at her reaction. The length, twitching, and irradiating warmth, presses against her, its bare meat sticking toher flesh, as he grind slowly.
Haha... Mmh. Mind bending over~?

>>2319051
>the juices and her twitching is turning him on so much! He works his tongue quicker, sucking on her pussy now as his tongue works her clit. He inhales as deeply as he's able too! Loving all the juices all over him and loving the smell of her.
MMmm! Mmm mncum! Cumn!
>He moans over and over! Making his tongue swipe across both areas incredibly hard and fast, trying his hardest to make her cum all over his face!

>>2319050
Of course I am ;)
>>2319053
Mmm. mmm to both those things.

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>>2319069
S-sure! I can do that.
>she turns away from you and bends forward, going a step further and spreading open both of her eager holes
How's this?~
>she'll shake her hips enticingly

>>2319072
A-ahaaaaaaaaa!!!~
>she'll cover her face in embarrassment, writhing on top of you as her pussy quivers, her olive tinted juices gushing onto your face as your tongue work pushes her to orgasm
Hhhnnn...
> (^>x<^)

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>>2319043
I wouldn't go as far as that anon but thanks nonetheless
>>2319053
Maybe I'll join you someday....if that's alright with you but as for have a good night.

>>2319108
>His tongue encompasses his lips, coating the flesh in a slimy sheen, as his manhood twitches slightly, and he quickly dips forward. Clasping both of her lush butt cheeks, his tongue lashes out, and begins to softly lap against her rear entrance, occasionally slipping down towards her pussy as well.
Mmhm... Perfect~

>>2319108
Mmmm!
>Her moaning in orgasm in so sexy! He squirms and moans loud underneath her. loving it all so much! he sucks all her juices in his mouth as much as he can! He moves his face around rapidly too, making all the other juices go all over his face. His hands grab her thighs and push her deeper onto his face!

>>2319109
Nonsense. You're a cutie. You're welcome though.

>>2319055
Ah, 'roo riding. The national pastime.
I'm glad you caught it, which is why I was all the more under the impression that we're both from the same country. That only really leaves two possible locations for me now, that and being in the same timezone and all. It's all really confusing for me now...

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>>2319081
...

>>2319109
I...I-I mean, if you really insist, then, I guess it can't be helped.

S-someday...

>>2318939
My cock's up after seeing that cock and those balls of yours

>>2319140
I was wondering why you used such a particular term... It gives off such a (country name) feel. Apparently, my second guess might be the correct answer, after all. Man.
Don't play coy this time...
P

>>2319159
>watches

>>2319068
>As I sucked it became abundantly clear that I'd finish before the vat was empty, but that was fine by me, I sucked and moaned Ito the nozzle loudly, and with one final deep inhale, I came, releasing one of the best loads in my entire life. I continued Slurping down the shake gluttonous afterwards, surprised by how deep it actually was. I felt objects be pressed under me, as well as pushed away as I expanded like dough. Panting deeply, I only hoped that she enjoyed herself down there as much as I had, she certainly seemed to be getting into it, and wondered if there's any way to help her the same way she just did me.

>>2319164
Never before have I cursed my social ineptitude at understanding key inferences having to do with a goddamn letter. It isn't an initialism/acronym, is it?

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>>2319125
>She squeaks softly, biting her lip as her ass twitches at the feel of your tongue
H-haa..is that where you're going to stick your cock?~

>>2319131
Meoooooooow~ You must really like how I taste!~
>she's panting softly to catch her breath, but continues to rock and grind herself against your face, seeming to please you as much as it does her.

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Morning..

>>2319182
I'm hinting at the first letter of the country you're probably from, so it's neither an initialism, nor is it an acronym.

>>2319183
Mmhmm!!
>He wiggles, moans, moves and continues licking and sucking her pussy hard! His hands now grabbing at her butt and squeezing, and smooshing her cheeks on his face, he does it long and hard and quickly! As much as he's able before soon he starts to lose energy and does it slower and slower

>>2319196
good morning

Who was the absolute madman who made orendi their waifu

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>>2319159
Someday.....
>>2319139
>Usami's cheeks turn a light shade of red at the mention of being called cute.
Thank..you kindly for the compliment, anon.

>>2319183
Heh... Mm, maybe? Perhaps you'd like to pitch in~
>His middle finger wiggles out and slips into the girl's pucker, sliding past the ring of flesh slowly, but surely; his spit proves to be useful in this situation. He carefully pushes it in further, until he pushes down to its knuckle, and he wiggles it about in the warm tunnel, while his tongue grazes against her clitoris.

>>2319199
Oooohhh!
Well, guess that settles that, we're from different countries. I'm not from P-ian, I'm from S. I think that should be enough for you to figure out where I'm from too.

>>2319213
Poor mate is barely aware of what's in store for him.

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>>2319218
...
...W-well, good night! Go to sleep soon!
...And try not to go so long between talking to me this time...

>>2319165
>Leaves

>>2319218
No problem... That blushing of yours is making you cuter.
>He smile her way, looking at her cute blushing face

>>2319231
>follows, taking pics of your butt

>>2319224
...oh! I think I get it now. I think you mean P-ne, though. Shame. But, at least I -think- I know where you are, now - not that it really mattered from the start, but having someone in the same timezone is really cool, in my opinion.

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>>2319229
>this feeling when shayne has become my bb waifu.

Time to git gud at catching sharp boomerangs

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>>2319176
>Almost right on cue, the hose began to offer little but flavored air, having run entirely dry save for a few meager droplets. By the time he's done, his body is pressing against at least two of the four walls that make up the kitchen, leaving merely a small path from the exit to the walk-in fridge.

>As he reaches his climax, an exclamatory expression resounds from within him, but by now it's far too muffled and distant to be decipherable.
>A moment later, he would feel something shift under him, things were moving about and something was clearly trying to make its way out of his uncountable folds. Needless to say, Sarah hadn't anticipated he would drain the whole tank so quickly, and hadn't planned an escape route.

>Eventually though, she manages to swim her way out of this sea of adipose tissue and emerges from between his thighs. Bursting out and gasping deeply.

Pfffaaaaaahh! Phew! I nearly suffocated to death back there! Jeez!

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>>2319202
Haaa...f-finally losing your furrocity? Or are you just deprived of air?
>She can't hear your reply anyway, giggling as she grinds her pussy against you

>>2319221
W-what d-33P!~
>she's cut off as you ease your finger into her ass, letting out a mewing moan as she squeezes around the invading digit
>Her knees buckle soon after as she feels your tongue at her clit, making her shudder and tremble

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>>2319231
I promise I'll be around here tomorrow.
Gotta keep a eye out for the anon who waifus Orendi.
>>2319235
>Usami quickly takes off her hat and uses it to cover her blushing face.
Hey don't stare for too long...It's kinda creepy.
>>2319248
You better not disappoint your waifu, anon.

>>2319257
>He moans at her words and giggles, making him wiggle around more, grasping at her thighs and butt again. Taking a few more tastes and deep breaths of her! He continues doing so but slows down more and more. Moaning hard against her pussy and butt
Mmm Mhphgharghm!
>he mumbles and moans into her!

>>2319257
>He pumps the finger in and out of her rear repeatedly, wearing a cheeky grin as he watches her little reactions from underneath. His lips carefully bring the stiffened nub that was her clit into his mouth, and his tongue encircles it while he gently suckles. The digit in her backside flicks back and forth, pressing against her walls while chuckling.
Gotta make sure you're ready...

>>2319243
Mmhm! Considering we're basically on the other side of the globe in comparison with most of the other users. You can count on me telling you to go to sleep at a reasonable time at least.
Guess I won't be buying you that coffee anytime soon then. Whoops.

>>2319268
>chuckles to her
Ah! Haha, alright. You're just too cute, I couldn't help it.
>looks away to the floor

>>2319277
Yep. I'll... try my best to discipline myself, as well. I've grown kinda tired of sleeping so late, and yet I still remain awake. As an example, even when dawn had arrived earlier, I hadn't slept yet(about 6 AM). I intended to sleep 2 hours ago, then... god.
And yeah, it's fine though. Starbucks is a bit too expensive here.

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>>2319274
Hhhaa..
>after letting herself enjoy the treatment a little more, she'll raise up, bending forward so she can look down at you and see what you're saying
A-are you doing okay down there? I'm not really smothering you am I?
> (=^•o•^=)

>>2319276
>She shudders from pleasure and anticipation, whining a bit as she pushes her hips back towards you, her head turned back to face you so she can at least partially read your lips
I-I'm ready now! Furry ready!!!

I-I'm rea

>>2319251
>Soon enough the tank had run dry, so I spat out the hose, and gave a deep breath. My head was still spinning from Sarah's skilled hands as I felt her maneuver her way out from under me, eventually feeling her pop out between my monolithic thighs.

Sorry... about that, got a bit... too carried away... up here!

>The blush remained deep on my face as I was finding it difficult to talk without the need for deep breaths, my lungs being weighed down by all of me, as well as the amour of energy it took to speak. If I was a pig before, I was an elephant now, feeling walls pressing up against my sheer immensity.

So what... Now?~

> I said in as teasing a tone as I could manage through panting.

>>2319297
Heh, that so~? Alright, cutie~
>He adjusts his position and presses his torso up against her back, while he bends her over even further. A grin adorns his lips, as his length slowly grinds against her posterior, gliding against the slick rosebud beneath. Not wanting to waste any more time, he deftly lines his cock up with her anus, and he pushes in slowly. A small gasp escapes him while his length gradually spreads her rim, its thick shaft entering her at an achingly slow pace.
Nngh...~

>>2319291
Sounds like you had a couple nights of wonky sleep that led to a snowballing effect of consequently non-routine sleeping hours that led to your current situation - I know exactly how that's like. You could try staying up for another 4-5 hours and sleep at a regular time or sleep now and attempt to pull it off tomorrow, at least that's what I did the last time this happened to me.
It's expensive here too, but I'll be damned if it isn't convenient. I'm too deep into their caffeine trap to get out now...

>>2319297
>By the time she raises off of him he's in a daze. Eyes and mouth wide open. Breathing heavily. A look of total absolute bliss on his face. He raises his head up and looks to her for a brief moment only smile, then putting his head back down,
Ahhh
>he was being smothered but loved it so much. He's not sure how to respond so now just lies there in pleasure

>>2319330
It's more like 3 weeks of irregular sleep to me, really. Since I'm somewhat sleepy anyway, soon enough, I'll likely go and resign myself to bed. I just want to fix my schedule so badly... it messes with my time to roleplay.

It'd be easier to brew your own coffee, but judging by your words, you probably don't have enough time for it, yourself.

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>>2319278
>Usami's face slowly returns to her original color after anon stopped looking.
Much better.
>Usami notices anon is still looking down.
You can look now

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>>2319300
>She stumbled with some difficulty over the many layers of a single one of your legs, managing to eventually make it out and carefully stepping on you as she went to stand in the single corner of the room not currently occupied by your body, which luckily enough just so happened to be the only angle of your vision that wasn't blocked off by the endless amount of flesh.

... Oh. My. God...

>She covered her agape mouth, staring at you unblinkingly, in utter shock.

You... You're humongous! Gigantic even! That's... That's unbelievable. I cannot believe you have gotten so large... It's just unthinkable!

>After recovering from her initial shock, she approached carefully, putting a single hand on some unknown part of his colossal body, and patting it gently.

H-How do you feel? Everything okay?

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>>2319322
Hhh...unnghh..
>she tries to stay relaxed, her ass twitching and squeezing around your cock as it inches deeper inside of her hole
P-put it all inside me!~

>>2319355
> (^•o•^)/
H33h33, I think I broke him!
>she'll sit on your chest now, curiously looking at your face
But he looks like he had fun!

>>2319377
>Looks back up to her and smiles again, chuckling only slightly
Oh, so I just can't look when you're blushing.

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>Yawns.
Good morning.

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Work sucked ass today.
I had to babysit my boss's kid.
I had to partake in their childish activities.
It suuuuuuuuucked.

>>2319372
3 weeks?! How're you still functioning, Jesus. Don't let me keep you if you're feeling sleepy. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of each other like we already have, go ahead and get some sleep.

I could actually, but when the nearest SB's a short walk from my apartment...eeehhhh.

>>2319388
>He moans a little at her words and her sitting on his chest. He smiles up to her and asks
Can I get a kiss?
>panting still, his words weak and not very loud. Though it didn't matter of course. his hands reach to her butt and squeeze again

>>2319396
See, when the Yuru comes to you they come with a reason. It was all a preparatory exercise after all.

>>2319388
>Her pleas instigates a bead of pre to dribble from his tip, and it serves excellently as a bit of lube for the passage. Driving forward further, he eventually hilts inside of her, cock bottomed out in her ass. His lips part and he lets out a breathy moan, then he wraps his arms tight around her waist.
Good god... This feels amazing~

>>2319396
Let's just hope you didn't make 'funny' faces like to that one kid. Ah, good times. Sorry it sucked but it's over now at least!

>>2319384
I-I feel... Fantastic! Being this.... Huge really.... Feels amazing~

>I huffed and puffed through every word, glad that she was enjoying her results with me. I was enamored by my own size and loved the softness and the feeling of taking up such mind bogglingly large quantities of space. It felt.... Right.

So is the.... Curse broken? Or do I.... Need to burst out... Of the room?

> I give as much as a chuckle as I could. Something deep down though, half wished that it didn't work yet, a yearning curiosity to see just how big one person can get.

(Alrighty I think I have one more reply in me before I konk out here, this is going awesome! Anything you want me to change or add?)

>>2319402
I've done worse things. I haven't stayed up past 30 hours yet, though. While I don't get enough sleep, at least I don't -skip- sleep, which... while it doesn't really sound very good, in itself, at least it's I actually still manage to rest. I'll be sleeping later... since I'll probably wake up at 10 PM if I go to bed now.

Well, you won't have to spend money then, which would be good, but... your choice, really. Eheh.

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>>2319406
The yu-- what?
It was just one kid that seemed 'special'
>>2319412
It's not like I know how to handle kids!
I've never been one!

>>2319394
Morning, cutie.

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>>2319405
Of course!~
>without any delay she brushes her hair back and leans down, kissing your deeply, her white eyes closing slowly

>>2319408
Nnngh..y-you're really d33p inside me!~
>she rocks her hips after adjusting to your size, mewing wantingly
Fuck me..hard!~

> \(=^CωC^=)~

>>2319432
>His eyes close in the kiss, his hand reaches to her hair, playing with it and pressing her just a bit into the kiss
Mmm~
>He gently moans into it, kissing her with passion and love <3 so happy in this moment

>>2319432
Homestuck is dead
go away

>>2319426
Oh yeah, that's right. You with kids are truly the best thing ever. Also I was a kid and don't know how to handle them.

>>2319424
I pulled two all nighters once, to compile a project together in time for submission driven by coffee and sheer panic. Worst couple of days of my life so far, ugh. I do get what you mean, and that's definitely better than just staying up continuously. Got a time in mind for when you wanna head off?

>>2319432
Ahah... With pleasure.
>His tongue drags along the flesh of her neck as his hips begin to rock back and forth, at a surprisingly brisk pace. His arms tighten around her waist, holding her closely, his hips smacking against her ass heavily with each move.

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>>2319431
Hello there, how are you?

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>>2319393
It's less embarrassing now, anon.
>Usami walks forward with her hat in hand to anon and places her oversized witch's hat on his head.
That's to reply you for the kind words.
Sorry I can't do much more since sleep is calling now.

>>2319451
This friend I know has been doing so many things lately. He's ben under the effect of Adderall and other assorted medicines just so he'd remain awake to finish his projects and requirements foe school. It's messed up, honestly. His body could collapse at any moment. But I digress: probably... 4-6 hours from now? At most.

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>>2319444
>Her tongue works against yours as you kiss, starting to purr softly into the kiss
Hmmm~~~

>>2319447
Epilouge is coming, probably won't be out for months. We'll never be gone!

> v(=^•ω•^=)>

>>2319455
Ahhnn..y-yeah, just like that!~
>her ass jiggles as your hips smack against it, the cat-troll bucking her own hips back to make sure you go as deep as possible with each of your thrusts, her nails scratching at the floor
Nnngh~

>>2319394
>>2319457
Oh my goodness................................ Just!
Hi there beautiful!

>>2319464
been*
for*
This touchscreen sucks.

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>>2319421
Incredible...

>She shook her head in disbelief, blinking a few times as she had to repeat his question in his head to focus on a response.

H-Huh...? Oh, ah umm... I don't think so, no. Nothing has happened yet, so I'm not sure what it'll take exactly...

>She rubbed the back of her head, wondering just how much bigger he would need to be to break the curse. At this rate his initial idea of simply blowing out the teahouse with his sheer volume was going to be the next step.

I-... I guess we just need to keep going, somehow...

>She added, astonished that she even had to suggest this, given what Tristan had become by that point.

(Alright, sure. And not really, this is quite fine. Although the huffing and puffing is fine, maybe toning it down a little bit when it comes to actually typing it out would make reading it a little easier, if that's okay with you.)

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>>2319450
I'm good with, like, 13 year olds!
They can talk, and communicate, and they're not stupid crybabies.
Mostly.
J-Just shush!

>>2319465
>Her purring into the kiss is so hot! He moans and kisses her deeper, his tongue sliding against her's. Playfully fighting with it
Mmmm~
>his hand caressing her hair and body, petting her!

>>2319464
Sounds like he could collapse anytime. I'm honestly pretty worried, all that medication can't be good for his body.
Gotcha, if I catch around after that I'll call the sleep police. Sound good?

>>2319457
Better since there's a pretty girl to talk to. How are you this morning?

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>>2319466
Oh? Thank you for thinking I am beautiful. That's very kind of you.

>>2319463
I see.
>Now he almost blushes as the hat is placed on his head
Aww... I don't even know what to say...
>he feels the soft hat and smiles
Oh... Yeah I need to sleep too I think. Have a good rest and dreams alright? Thank you.
>he smiles, nearly blushing yet again

>>2319465
Mmngh...
>His teeth grit together as her inner walls constrict around his cock, but he doesn't let up with his assault. One hand moves to fondle her breasts, rolling her erect nipples around his digits, while his hips pummel down against her rear, eliciting a loud smacking sound from such lewd activities.
I could get addicted to this feeling... Hah~

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>>2319482
That's good to know. I am actually really good right now despite being here.

>>2319483
Aww it's nothing! It's just the truth... What brings you here?

>>2319480
He knows, but he can't just let those projects alone, otherwise he'll fail. It's concerning, I'll be honest, but it's a scary thought.

And that sounds fine, I think... I'll remember to -actually- listen to myself, and the people around me.

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>>2319487
You too, anon.
>Usami gives a quick hug to anon before leaving to get some sleep

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>>2319495
The wind brought me here to do something. I am not sure what,but I've been watching what people do here. I have to say that it's interesting.

>>2319510
Thanks.
>hugs back and goes to get some sleep as well

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>>2319479
>she'll break the kiss with a giggle, a strand or two of saliva connecting their lips as she leans back
H33h33, you're purretty cute, anon!

>>2319489
Unnghh..A-anon your cock f33ls really great!~
>she's looking forward now, unable to hear you or read your lips when you speak to her, her hips rhythmically bucking to meet yours with each thrust

(And now I must apologetically tell you both good night D: I wanna, but can't stay awake any longer. I'll be around tomorrow probably, possibly posting as mizore at first. )

>>2319494
Despite? Nothing wrong with being here to have a little fun. If that's what you're here for?

>>2319475
>My body both jumped for joy and whined on disparity at the same
time with her answer. Just how much bigger will it take? The devil has an expensive taste I guess. Now that he's calmed down some he was able to talk a bit more coherently.

Hmmm well that's that then... So what's next on the... Huff... Platter?

> while it was easier to talk now it still took a surprising amount of energy. The fact I was so immense that it required that much work just to speak excited me somewhat.

Can you even get ... To the fridge? Or am I in the way?

(That's fine by me! To be honest I was wondering if I was over doing it and was planning on bringing it back a bit either way haha. Hopefully his is better? And I'd love to continue this tomorrow if we can! Have a wonderful day/night!)

>>2319503
A dog and a chicken?

>>2319497
Drastic measures huh? That's the academic lifestyle in a nutshell I guess.
Well you better, or I'll get someone from your harem to hound after you.

>>2319518
>moans as she breaks the kiss and smiles
Not as cute as you! Ah!

(Ah! That's okay! I should probably head to bed soon anyway! Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much though! I had too much fun!)

>>2319519
I came here because the wind brought me here, but I would not refuse the offer if someone caught my interest.

>>2319511
I see... Interesting how? Do you think you would like to try some of it out? I know a beautiful amazing girl like you would be able to do anything with anyone it seems.

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>>2319533
Yeah, he really doesn't wanna fail. The education system in his country is... quite messed up, to say the least, turning students into zombies, figuratively.

...and, I don't have a harem! Just... I'm in love with Teto. Though, I feel a bit... bad, somehow, for FL.

>>2319518
Aww, shame. Well, it's fine, no worries~ I hope we can continue this soon! Have a good rest, and goodnight~)

>>2319536
Going wherever the wind takes you? Sounds like fun. I hope you find someone that catches your eye here.

>>2319548
I think that applies to most countries really, I'll probably in his shoes in a couple of years. Here's hoping I pull through.

Really? I like her gusto, she keeps going after you every time regardless of what happens. Quality entertainment right there.

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>>2319521
>After a moment, she snapped out of it and shrugged.

To be honest, I think we might just have to try the -entire- content of the fridge now. This is honestly the only way up from there at this point.

>She nodded and narrowly made her way over to the fridge, before opening the doors. One of them was blocked some of your folds, so she carefully lifted them slightly and pushed them back against you, making them undulate as they shifted.

Yeah, I can, but barely. That'll be it after this. The last stretch... Both figuratively and literally. Heh.

(It's perfect, don't worry too much about it. And sure, you too now.)

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>>2319539
I never seen a place that people do these kind of actions, and they do not seem to worry about nature. I wouldn't mind trying it with a person that catches my eye.
>>2319561
Only time can tell. That person can be you or it could be someone else.

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>>2319565
That's true, yeah... Hope it won't be so terrible. Apparently, university is much easier, compared to the curriculum of his school.

I mean, well... she probably knows already, that I like Teto. So I can't help but feel guilty that I'll have to let her down...

>>2319578
I see. Anyone catching your eye yet? Like I said before, I don't think anyone would object doing anything with you. I know I wouldn't.

>>2319586
Shush, you just keep being the dense harem protagonist and things will work out. A never ending cycle of comedy gold and romantic antics to keep everyone happy and fulfilled.

>>2319578
I have to get going soon so it can't be me this time but I just couldn't let such a pretty girl pass without at least saying hello! Hope you enjoy your time here.

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>>2319606
I'll try... It'll be hard to keep that up, after a while, but I will do my best. How dense shall I be...? More than a neutron star, or a black hole?

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>>2319595
No one has caught my eye yet because I just got here, but that can change easily. Time is the only one to know whether I truly stay here or not.
>>2319609
I see, may the winds guide you.

>>2319569
>>2319521
I have a need more chubby cuddle stimulation in my life.

Thanks you two.

>>2319625
Oh boy, you should see DMG. Best cock-whore.

>>2319625
I see. That's very true! Have anything or a type of person you might be interested in?

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>>2319626
Well this is quite a bit past the point of chubby, but I'm glad you approve nonetheless!

>>2319631
>best
>literally 'im sooo drunk and random xDDD"

>>2319621
Straight to the extremes. I like it.
Let's go for blackhole levels of dense, the one that makes the audience want to pull you out of your universe just to scream the obvious at you.

Or you could have your conclusion with Teto, it's really up to you. Either way I get entertainment and that's fine by me!

>>2319639
This guy gets it.

>>2319631
*worst

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>>2319633
Not really. I am a person that's really open minded.
>>2319631
Really now? I would like to meet them.

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>>2319644
...the conclusion will probably arrive much sooner than you'd expect it to. Or at least - for a short while. Supposed to close in on our last day together(in the scene) before she leaves...

>>2319653
A beautiful girl and open minded... What about multiple partners? Is that something you'd be willing to do?

>>2319639
>>2319648
Better than the both of you, I'd bet.
>>2319653
Oh, and there's also Lord Dominator.
Don't worry, you'll meet them eventually.

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>>2319655
It's gonna be gold, I can feel it.

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>>2319666
>Better than the both of you, I'd bet.

>>2319625
While i'm still here, what does it take for someone to catch your interest? I guess they would have to be a pretty special person.

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>>2319677
Watch as I get swayed by my own emotions while we're unraveling the scene.
Anyway... for now, I'll be off. Gonna be back in a short while. Dinner. And there are some things I must take care of. Sorry for the abrupt departure.

>>2319678
You haven't really provided any counter argument about that, so I can only assume you're shit at it.
Sorry, anon.

>>2319666
t. Discordfag

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>>2319662
Multiple partners? Well, that's something I really haven't done. I actually never done any of the actions people do here.
>>2319680
Well, it doesn't really take much to catch my interest.
>>2319666
I hope I can meet them soon.

>>2319689
Nigger when the fuck did skill at ERP come into this? I say DMG is shit because she's cringy as fuck.

>>2319688
>Kawai
>emotions
OH BOY

And sure, don't worry about it. Catch you in a bit!

>>2319692
But is it something you'd be willing to try? And my god... you're so beautiful!

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My time will come...

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>FL's flashlight runs out of battery

......... DAMNIT!

>>2319691
I don't use Discord, but sure.
>>2319694
Oh, why didn't you just say so, then?
Still better than whatever it is you're trying to do, honestly.

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>>2319710
>Oh, why didn't you just say so, then?
>>2319639

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>>2319697
Like I said, I'm open minded. Thank you for thinking that I am beautiful.

>>2319715
It could also be a comment on how terrible their writing is. It can be taken two ways, anon.

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I heard someone wanted sleeve jobs.

>>2319731
No, no, no. I wanted Steve Jobs!

>>2319704
>>2319707
I believe in you <3

>>2319725
Hmmm, so what about me? Would you do things with me?

>>2319731
spooky

>>2319731
The fuck's a sleeve job?
Isn't that just a handjob through your needlessly long sleeves?

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>>2319757
A sleeve job is a sleeve job by me. You need to say the magic words.
>>2319751
Almost.

>>2319770
And the magic words would be...?

>>2319770
best spooky body stocking

>>2319774
LITTLE WHITE DICKS

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>>2319777
Still not the magic words.
>>2319774
You need to figure them out for yourself.

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>>2319743
Possibly.

>>2319789
is it "milk me" ?

>>2319789
"Spooky Ougi, would you give me a sleevy"?

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>>2319796
Nope. Now your getting colder.

>>2319789
i would prefer something other than a sleeve job, please and thank you spooky ougi

>>2319789
How's, uh, 'please'?

>>2319796
>milk me
Brings back memories...

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I have figurative autism

>>2319817
I know anon. I know.

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>>2319803
You were so close. I guess I can give you a spooky sleeve job out of the kindness of my 'heart.'
>>2319813
No.
>>2319808
Too bad, you'll only get sleeve job. May good luck come your way.
>Ougi walks over to the male, placing her hand onto his pants only to grab the zipper, pulling it down so she can give him 'good luck.'

>>2319832
Thanks Spooky Ougi, you're too kind
I appreciate the gesture but you can focus on that other Anon

>>2319832
What do I gotta do to know the magic words?

>>2319826
That's nice.

>>2319826
I have allegorical autism. Beat that.

>>2319841
It's been a while but I believe it involves a horse cock.

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>>2319841
You just need to know the magic words.
>>2319839
But that will not sit well. I guess I can give you good luck if you don't want your sleeve job.
>Ougi walks over to the male, place her/his sleeves onto the male's cheeks, pressing her/his lips against the male, giving him a 'good luck' kiss.

>>2319866
I've been blessed by Spooky Ougi
Thank you kindly

>>2319866
>male
USE MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2319894

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>>2319901

>>2319866
>What is they/their
Anyway, is there any way to be told what the magic words are? Like a ritual?
Or does someone have to tell me?

>>2319910
know the character, its a meme based on the character

>>2319921
I don't know half the memes in here, man.

>>2319928
You're really out of your element, aren't you?
Give it a few tries, you might be able to get it.

>>2319934
Shut the fuck up.

Fuck outta here with your stupid ass memes, you conceited asshole

>>2319934
Or you can just tell me.
I really just want to know what a sleeve job is exactly, honestly.

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>>2319942
The answer is Thank you spooky Ougi.
This has been helpful lurking Parsee, helping the anons since 1995.

>>2319940
>>2319942
Christ, I ain't Ougi. Calm the fuck down anons, I was giving some honest advice.

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>>2319940

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>>2319964
Fuck off

D E A D
E
A
D

What the fuck is wrong with you retards? What's the point in getting angry, just because someone is playing their part while throwing in a little something in regards to them?
Holy shit you guys are faggots.

>>2319977
Did I say you could speak?

Shut your fucking mouth

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>>2319982
Xd

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(Here's some diaper booty to lighten up the mood!!!)

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>>2319966

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>I missed ougi
>I missed sleeve jobs, no less

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>>2320006

>>2319826
I still believe you man

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>>2320023

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Why doesn't the world die?

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Onii-chan... N-not there!
Mmmmm....Onii-....Ahn...

>>2320045
Adorable chubby raccoon, please save this thread

>>2320047
That's a penis.

>>2320047
Lewd af desu senpai

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That... devolved into funposting real quick.

>>2320045
Man that's a pretty deep question

>>2320045
So cuties like you can be in it!

>>2320057
Seduce somebody from your harem to save dead thread.

>>2320057
We've had worse.

>>2320053
Oh goddamit

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>>2320065
I know. Just that, the rate in which the thread degrades is ridiculously high.

>>2320064
But Teto isn't here right now... And even so, she's for tender loving care, and not seduction.

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>>2320048
How? And why?

>>2320058
I know, right?

>>2320063
Ech... I guess. Maybe.

>>2320071
Quite the sight, ain't it?

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>>2320057

>>2320081
You got the personality of a sack of bricks

>>2320084
By being an adorable raccoon and seducing these anons

>>2320084
Maybe?
Just look at how full you are!
I want to squish most parts of your body.

>>2320081
Welcome back, things have devolved real fast around here.

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>>2320037

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>>2320089
>

>>2320098
I saw, yes. How horrifying.

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>>2320101

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>>2320110
>>2320101

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>>2320092
But that sounds like work. I just wanna sleep forever and then some.

>>2320097
Full of what?
And I guess you could do that if you wanted. Or don't. I don't really care either way.

>>2320108
Well, back to lurking while the funposting continues.

>>2320084
Yeah it gets you thinking existentially and shit, you feel me?

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>>2320110
>>2320118

>>2320131
I wanna touch and hold your soft body.

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>>2320140

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>>2320133
See ya on the flipside, then. I can't bear this.

>>2320131
It takes a little effort, yeah. But you're already pretty much doing it with this >>2320097 anon, so we're good!
>gives your head a light pat

>>2320131
>an anons hand cups the racoon's rear end
can i fuck you if you dont have to put any effort in?

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>>2320137
I don't feel you. But then I try not to think too hard. It's tiring.

>>2320149
I wouldn't really mind if you did...

>>2320160
I am...?
>her ears twitch halfheartedly.

>>2320171
I guess...

>>2320181
lay down on your chest and relax~
>the anon starts to pull down her shorts as he eyes up his prize

>>2320181
I mean, come on.
Just look at how deliciously thick you are! I want to fondle your body.

>>2320181
Hmm, really? Awesome!
>His arms spread wide, and he wraps them around the raccoon's waist, embracing her tenderly. His fingers knead along her soft flesh, and he chuckles at its sensation.
Oh man, you feel so warm... and tender.

>>2320156
>I can't bear this.
LMAO
the fuck are you being so dramatic for

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>>2320181
>strokes fluffy tail vigorously

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>>2320156

>>2320181
Yeap! See, we've already got results and you've got anons fawning all over you. I'd say that's a complete success. Just keep doing whatever you're doing!
>sits down behind you and opens a sketchbook, immediately scribbling something down before slamming it shut
Don't mind me, just keeping tabs on you and your anons. Keep at it!

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Craaaaaaap
I actually just realized I had adulty things to do of the kinda urgent type.

Sorry I'm terribad.
I'll be back later tho.

>>2320235
Stuff happens, don't worry. See ya!

>>2320235
Don't worry. Later, cutie 'coon!

Well what now

>>2320319
We wait.

Horas de los muertos.

Heures mortes.

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>>2320332
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4

Who else is lurking while doing other things?