First 24 4 >Yes, I did draw that. I needed it for a Okabe cosplay.

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>>2317149
Sans

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>>2317149
Food lover

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Touko Fukawa

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Sunset

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suffering

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>>2317149
Machi

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>>2317149
A little distraught Christina

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Wolf O'Donnell

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Baoh

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>>2317149
Z2-47

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Drake

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The Player

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>>2317149
Chen

>not a mistake

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Monday Night Jericho

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Pearl

>>2317118
I'm gonna try asking for commissions one more time during alive hours, and if that doesn't work, then I'll try what you're suggesting.

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Sento Isuzu

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Omori

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Rocko Azule

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>>2317149
Ramlethal Valentine

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Yukako Yamagishi

>>2317149
Aurelion Sol

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Koyomi Araragi

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Best Russian

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Butt shake

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>>2317149
Maria and Harusame

>*An Okabe

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Little Naranja

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Wadanohara

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>>2317185
>forgetting picture

>>2317174
>I don't agree so it must be b8
You can't even deny this. She acts like an asshole in greentext.

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Heliolisk

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Memoca!

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>>2317166
Huhu, so you finally admit it.

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>>2317149
Prolly late Urotsuki

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>>2317193
Wadda, I'm tiiiiiired

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>>2317149
Zulf

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>>2317161
GO FOOD DEMON!

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>>2317149
Krystal

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>>2317158
>He walks towards the fallen girl, catching her scent. Though this girl tried to kill Baoh, she is not evil... or an enemy in the slightest. But, like all of the people here. Once in the arena, Baoh considers everyone a enemy or threat.

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>>2317191
>25th for a 24
FUCK THIS CONNECTION!

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>>2317222
>SLAM DUNKS YOU INTO BED
Goodnight, Memoca.

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>>2317176
Oi, draw me another Lapis Laplease.

>>2317236
>fucks you

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>>2317243
Nighty niiiiight

Say hi to erp

>>2317244
Lapis has enough pictures. Go to google.

>>2317176
You have to find a market
I know you like drawlin so just make some stuff and post it online

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>>2317230

>>2317253
hi to erp

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>>2317244
I'll do it tomorrow
It's late n I'm sleepy

>>2317236
>>2317246
>unfucks you

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>>2317255
Too lazy.

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>>2317253
Who?

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>>2317236
Do not fret little one, you may take my place

>>2317187

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>>2317255
>They're lazy. It's partly the reason I gave them so many images.

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>>2317257
I'd try deviant art or tumblr, but I'm a nobody compared to the shitton of artists taking commissions left n right
The only reason I went here was cause people kinda know me
I don't know, maybe if my mom's generous she'll give me the 15 bucks or something

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>>2317232
Hey kid.

How's it goin'?

>>2317273
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Lapis+Lazuli

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>>2317253
Very well, How dangerous is that place?

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>>2317258
You can stop any time now.

I'm going to cut myself if I don't get 3 (you)s

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>>2317299
You're such a sweetheart~ Thank you for doing that for me.

>>2317299
>Actual gems come up
You failed.

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>2317304
Use my sword if you have to.

>>2317301
I think its best if you keep away from that place. Imagine Zia having a big orgy with people.

>>2317295
No, baka, like Facebook and Twitter. Things people actually look at

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Please check here

>>2317191
I was debating on which to go with, and for some reason "A" felt right to me. I still can't believe I was never actually taught any grammatical rules in school. Fucking suburbia, amirite?

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>>2317322
fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkaaaaughhhhhhhh

I hate Facebook so much, but it's the only place I've ever made money from my shit
I guess I could try again

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>>2317323
Barururururru!!

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>>2317296
Ive had better days. Heard about that new research into hybrid vehicles. I always wonder how dangerous the tech is going to get in the next ten years or so. If we even make that.
Finding work is a pain. So few want mercenaries these days. Especially with my rep.

Hows your boyfriend?

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>>2317302
>

>>2317323
Looks good.

>>2317317
Come now anon. Is she not a gem?
>>2317312
Any time.

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>>2317323
Please give my spot to the young ones
>>2317187
>>2317191

t-thanks guys

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>>2317323
it looks okay.

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>>2317323
>Any word that starts with, or even sounds like it starts with a vowel, you use 'an'
>Also 28 uid, staying with your word for 24 or bump?

>>2317304
>>2317348
(you)
(you)
(you)

>>2317355
its tool late. im bleeding everywhere

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imposter

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>>2317348
Now you're making me feel something. I hate it.

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>>2317321
Wait what?!
I need to find her!
>dashes off

>>2317360
This is what happens when you ask for (you)s and not (You)s.

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>>2317346
Thank you sir.

>>2317367
Wait i didn't say she was in there!

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Here you go. Run around freely.

>>2317354
I-I'll bump it up later, mom...

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>>2317380
You thought that it was smelly, gloomy and ugly Touko-chan? Too bad! It was just the cute and beautiful Genocider Syo!
Gahahahahaha!

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>>2317341
Friend is a strong word. Insinuating he's actually male is an even bigger stretch.

The Cornerians out did themselves this time. This new tech is going to render all other forms of land based combat obsolete.

I'm sorry things didn't work out for you here with us, you were great to have around even if Panther couldn't shut his trap about ya

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>>2317380
I'm more fond of kicks

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>>2317380
>Swimming

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>>2317394
So it's just you then.

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I always liked the organic(?) look of food vendors in cities. I know I'm likely to die from something within the food those people serve, but I can't help but love the fact that I can get some greasy food from some unkempt drug addict at any street corner in NYC. The food's normally not that bad, and the people serving it are horrible in all the right ways. I feel like it builds character, and puts hair on your chest. What food vendors won't kill you will definitely make you more susceptible to horrible illnesses.

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Do we have a Jolyne?

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>>2317422
Wuht.

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>>2317342
Just do your best.

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>>2317422
Don't ask questions. That's the best for ya', kid.

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>>2317428
Yep.
Sorry anon.

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>>2317428
>Nah, we don't.

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>>2317422
I want the whole place for myself, so you just wait outside.

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>>2317422
No?

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>>2317441
>>2317443
>FUCK ME! I'm stupid!

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Going to college parties are overrated. I've been to quite a few, and I can say nobody here is missing much. All you get is some vlad and some other rubbing alcohols to drink, stale snack foods, and some overweight bimbo humping your leg nonstop. Do you give in to your devilish temptations and do her? Who knows, people say fat girls are good in bed...but I'm not nearly drunk enough for this. I'm not even buzzed. I guess I'll go off and watch people play twister. I can get drunk enough to do that.

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>>2317422
>>2317433
If you electrocute yourself. I will not hesitate to stab you.

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>>2317454
Perverted places like that...

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>>2317454
40? You can live that long?

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>>2317434
>gives pocky

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>>2317454
I reiterate

Wuht

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>>2317454
This will teach 'em about having rules against bringin' in scissors. It's like killing all the fun and the fun of killing.

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>>2317459
Alright, look just leave my face alone. For my mother.

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>>2317454
Barururrururururru!!
>He starts slashing up the hotel areas, not liking their sleazy nature

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I'm normally not one to give into fears, but my fear of the ocean still lingers. Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of going to the beach and having a fun time, but I am a little shaken up by the notion of what's going on under all that water. Think of all the things that could be rubbing up against your feet while you're swimming out there? 9 times out of 10 it's going to be creepier than Shion. God knows what lurks out there, and honestly, I'm kind of content with being left in the dark about those things.

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>>2317454
... Forget it, I'll take the easy way.

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>>2317397
I understand. Fox still thinks I'm with you guys. Oh and don't worry about Panther, I owe him anyway, guys done a lot. Even if he cant keep it in his pants. But you know how it is. Just wishing it was easier getting to that stubborn pilot. Thinking of entering the bounty hunting buisness if things go south enough.

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>>2317491
A-and why am I talking to a concept?
I need to lay down, I think...

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>>2317491
Kid everyone has somethin' precious in them and I totally found the only thing that's worth somethin' in you.

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>>2317491
You got lost in my smile.
>>2317482
If I were going to, it would be the chest. A lot more vitals there than the head.

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>>2317491
Oh look at me
I is Poil
I is uppity bitch about everything

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There has been more than one occasion where I get this feeling I should drive my car off the high-way with at least 3 passengers in it.

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>>2317518
This whole game is ridiculous...!

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>>2317498
Fox might come around, then again he might not. In the meantime, you gotta take care of yourself, recklessness isn't gonna do either of you any good.

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>>2317518
>Did she die or did I die?

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>>2317518
I only kill ugly things, but I think I can make an exception once in a while if they get too annoying like that skank.

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>>2317491
What is it even about? The invitation doesn't say a thing about it.
>>2317518
He probably picked some weird pills from the floor, don't try to put this on me.

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>>2317518
Oh boo hoo
Mine only true love is now a prepubescent fat boy
I must cut mineself but l cannot bleed

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>>2317518
Humans are so difficult to gauge. Especially with members as small as theirs.

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I feel kind of guilty for picking up smoking cigarettes in order to help me in social situations. I feel like I'm mocking those who have a serious problem with smoking and would like to quit. They probably look at me and loath me right from the get-go when they see me stand around as I awkwardly make conversation with a stranger about how last nights TV shows bored me to death and how nobody should trust Chipotle. It's not my fault I've progressively gotten worse at what I do best.

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>>2317528
Says the man who recklessness is practically his middle name.

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>>2317504
That's awful neighborly of ya darlin'

>>2317518
Y-yeah okay, thanks for that

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>>2317554
Yikes! I'm kinda of glad I ain't in this game...

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>>2317554
Come oooooooooooon, Arara-sama. How can you say no to this cute face~?

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>>2317541
And I thought I was too emotional at times

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>>2317554
I... probably deserved that.

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>>2317554
It was me. Losing to a girl in school. Pointless tool.
>>2317558
I guess. I was thinking how easy it would be for me.

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>>2317568
Sol...
When did you get here?

>>2317573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCrs2K5ZEUs
Best singer of the 2hus desu.

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>>2317554
>>2317569
Put your tongue back in your mouth and I will consider it.

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I don't think it was a great idea letting my friends use my laptop. I could feel their judgement as they saw my shitty music taste, all the /a/ tabs I had up, the one porn site, and of course these threads. I know only 1 of the 4 things I've mentioned is only somewhat normal, but they didn't give me any benefit of the doubt. Thankfully none of them can be arsed to remember how lame my life is, or I never would hear the end of it.

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>>2317554
...this power is too cool to be used for good.

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>>2317582
Oh heya Patchouil. I just... walked in actually.

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>>2317592
I'm totally gonna put it away if you pull something else out in exchange. Gahahaha!
>>2317598
That doesn't look like a bloody skeleton, more like just a cow. A really muscular cow.

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Please ghostie, and hurry up, I feel like dying.

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>>2317556
Well, you'd trust me to know the dangers right?

>>2317580
I reckon stabbing a dead body is pretty easy

>>2317598
Hey.

It suits ya

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>>2317615
You better be talking about the money.
>>2317616
>>2317598
Fuck my life.

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>>2317598
Well go on
Worship me

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I've always been a sucker for scenic views. I have no clue when this trend started with me, but I have to say it's one of my favorite traits (if that makes sense). There's nothing calmer than watching the sunset, or watching the grass dance in the wind on a hot summers day. Even rainy days can be nice. It's a whole different realm of feeling when you watch the rain cry outside your window before you go to classes. It's alarming, yet tasteful. I wouldn't mind sitting their watching the rain instead of actually learning something worthwhile. Oh, and don't even get me started with snow.

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>>2317582
4u

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>>2317591
>well damn anon, that's not bad at all.
>thanks for linking that!

>>2317609
Mm.
>lowers her book
I see.
You've been well I take it?

>>2317635
No.

>>2317638
..Hmph. I was the one to be pressured, not you two.

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>>2317631
Ohh! Arara-sama what else could I be thinkin' about? What kind of nasty thoughts you had there?
>>2317638
Wha-? Wha-? Looks like I have to use a scissor instead to convey my emotions!

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>>2317638
you're more annoying than my neighbors...

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>>2317626
You can't survive an electrocution?

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It amazes me how easily I can get lost in thought when a police officer gives me a 185 dollar fine for going 40 over the speed limit. If you ask me I think speed limits are bullshit...but then again, I also don't think we can be trusted with no speed limits. You know what they say, right? Safety first.

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>>2317626
More or less.

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>>2317638
What the hell is this?
>rips the letter in half and throws it in the garbage
>>2317649
You clearly had those same dirty thought if you can imagine what could I've been thinking about.

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Morning.

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>>2317648
But of course! I just got done with my training, so i'm just taking a load off here.

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>>2317662
Nothing important was lost by the black guy never coming back. It was a surprise he got this far.

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>>2317662
Try not to fly in space. I hear it is bad for human health..

>>2317668
You're a big nig

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>>2317662
...thanks i guess.

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>>2317662
Really... You need to be more careful.
>>2317668
>how about them MSN?

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>>2317665
Huuuh? But I never had the time to imagine those kind of things. There is a time and place for that kind of stuff.

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>>2317679
For you.

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>>2317662
Mine name is...Sans... Yes Sans
And l am an addict

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You know what tums are, right? They're some over-the-counter drug that helps sooth stomach pains. Well why the fuck do they taste like chalk? Why can't I enjoy the taste of something that will eventually make my stomach stop hurting? Actually, never mind that. Tums don't fucking work. You can take 20 of those fucking bastards and they still won't do anything. They're just as useful as some witch doctor bullshit.

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>>2317690
it's not my fault my cat is such an asshole
i think
i should probably feed him more often
>>2317699
you're annoying. die.

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>>2317653
Depends I on what kind of voltage we're talking a about here. Zapped myself pretty good installing the auxiliary battery on the Wolfen once.

>>2317664
What do you expect to find out there?

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>>2317668
..Hm. Good evening.

>>2317669
Interesting choice of place to relax.

..Then again I'm not one to talk I guess.

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>>2317699
Why would ya' even do that? I don't see freaking drills on my head.

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>>2317694
And i'm fucking sunset, but my friend call me sunslut.

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>>2317692
Yes you did, if there's a time and place for it, you just broke the rules.
>>2317699
Come on, someone else is asking for mine, and I don't want to end up covered in scissors.

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Someone (preferably not Spike) calm Sunset down please.

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>>2317712
Interesting.

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>>2317711
You don't feed your cat? I would have scratched yo if I was him too. I'm surprised it is still alive.

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>>2317717
Well, as long you're here, I got nothing to worry about.
>She gives her a thumbs up

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>>2317699
Hmph....
what pains me the most was sharing a tent with that Fukawa.

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>>2317722
Wrong! Because it's always the time and place for stuff like that! Well for a girl with a healthy body of course!

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We're about to solve one of life's greatest mysteries.

Washboard Vs. Cow

Who wins?

http://www.strawpoll.me/7367679

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>>2317711
Ow.
Rude.

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>>2317727
Wait, are we talking about the bitch who got shot or someone else?

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>>2317731
...W-what are you talking about?
>she holds her book a bit tighter
II'm not sure what you mean..

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>>2317733
Huuh? Fukawa? Who's that supposed to be? I don't know anybody with a stupid and gloomy name like that!
You should get a new pair of glasses and like...everything probably.

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>>2317730
i do. i just forget to sometimes...
if i never fed him he wouldn't be this fat.
>>2317727
i've definitely lost it.

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>>2317739
What the heck is an oden anyhow?

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>>2317739
don't worry guys, this will all be over soon. and i'll be joining you too

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>Only one vote in the strawpoll
>the miso soup I wanted to make expired
HG IS DEAD

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>>2317737
But you just said... You just said you didn't have the time to think about that!

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>>2317748
I mean, I got a friend here... and i'm glad it's you Patchouil. Even though you are a bit quiet sometimes...

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Congratulations on getting away with two murders.

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Placements.

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>>2317775
Good goin' Sento.

Thanks for hosting

>>2317783
Grats. Thanks for hosting.

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>>2317779
>>2317783
congratulations i guess
thanks for hosting

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>>2317755
You've really lost it then, haven't you?

I never thought I'd get to see that moment.
>she writes something down

>>2317778
Oh.
Yes, of course...
>she hands you a bottle of water
If you really did just get done training, you should have some water. You don't want to pass out from exhaustion...

..Did it go well?

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>>2317779
>>2317783
I wish I could have done better but I can hardly function as is right now. Thanks for the opportunity and farewell.

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>>2317775
Why is it that it's always trees? They are the most dominant enemies in there! I should just cut all of 'em!
>>2317777
I lied ya' dumbass, obviously! You should know me by now! Now whip it out!
The money of course and not your two inch long loli hunter noodle!

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>>2317784
>>2317786
>>2317787
>>2317795
You're all so very welcome. Make sure eat daily.

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>>2317794
The only thing is I lost is my interest in this conversation, but wait I never had it to begin with!
>>2317799
Thank you for the game, ultra generic guy.

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>>2317799
>>2317783
Thank you, Choromatsu.

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>>2317797
... Now I feel like giving you nothing at all.

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>>2317794
>She takes the bottle of water, and began to throw it in the air. Catching it with either of her hands.
Of course, I even learn a new attack all on my own! Just to let you know, it was sword training.
>>2317799
Thanks!

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>>2317817
Please?

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>>2317807
I'd rather be generic than ugly.

>>2317808
I'm still pissed that you've killed me in almost every game we've both been in.

>>2317821
Yeah yeah, you're welcome.

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>>2317830
That means you messed up really hard at that! Because you are both of those, generic ugly guy.

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>>2317807
Right, so that confirms it.
Talking to you is a waste of time.

>>2317821
Not bad.
I know next to nothing about sword fighting, so I'll just take your word on this stuff.

>>2317830
I didn't even notice that. Thank you for pointing that out.
>she writes this tidbit down

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>>2317828
No... Find some other loser to rob.

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>>2317848
Yeah, but there is the thing and the thing is that you're the biggest loser 'round here, so just give me the money and I'll be flying to the shop to buy new dresses and scissors!

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>>2317846
Hey... would you mind teaching me magic? I mean, I already have a magic tutor, but I wouldn't mine learning from you.

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>>2317843
I'd rather be ugly and generic than some freak with a long tongue and weird eyes.

>>2317846
Yeah, probably because you've been the one killing me, which is totally unfair.

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>>2317862
Huuuuh? Where did that comparison come from? I don't even know anyone who looks like that!

>>2317862
Host again please. I missed the other one.

>>2317858
Holy fuckin shit her tongue annoys me.

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>>2317783
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting

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>>2317876
You're too loud. Please quiet down before you give me a headache.

>>2317877
Will do. Just give me a few minutes to finish up an article I gotta right.

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>>2317889
>right
Scratch that, I'm going to bed.

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>>2317861
You're being serious?
I.. suppose that depends.
How much do you know at the moment?
>>2317862
How so? I didn't use my magic in most of those instances. For all intents and purposes, you should be more physically able than I am.

I want to facefuck _____

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>>2317889
>right
>Green smug man.jpg

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>>2317879
Thank you for your complaint sir. We will work on a solution to fix the problem.
Now please state your credit card number after the beep, so we can charge you with the fee that it will cost!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>2317889
Sorry 'bout that, but I'm not a headset that you can just turn up and down. I usually only turn on and off, but you aren't hot enough to turn me on.

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>>2317897
Genocider Syo

>>2317897
Tenshi

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>>2317897
Foo Fighters.
Maaybe Hermes.

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>>2317900
Bitch, I'll take your tongue and tie it around my dick as payment.

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>>2317895
Well, I know a spell called Diamond Dust, Golden Power, Elixir, and Vajra Shield. That's all I got.

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>>2317914
no deal
I ain't doin' old farts.

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>>2317928
Can I facefuck you?

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>>2317933
>>2317928

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>>2317948
I didn't mean with my dick, I meant I want to pound your face...with my fist.

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>>2317928
Gimme some of dat sugar bb

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>>2317923
Huh.... I only know two of those.
...You seem like you'll take it seriously, at least.
Alright, fine. I'll prepare a curriculum for you and I'll teach you as much as you'd like.

Anything you really want to learn in particular?

>she takes out a pad and paper

>>2317908
Tenshi a ten/shit

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Somedays I wish I was a Christmas ornament.
So I could fucking hang myself on a tree.

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>>2317961
I want to master the power of light and dark magic! Once I do that, I believe that my brother will find me useful in the battle against the Seven Heroes.

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>>2317953
>>2317957
You guys are freakin' boring, so I will just go now. I have better things to do than waste more time on ya' people.

>>2317972
I'd like to stuff your stocking baby

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>>2317979
Cya, Syo.

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>>2317990
That'd be nice.
Last year I didn't really get anything in my stocking. Or presents in general for that matter

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>>2317979
Bye fagit

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>>2317978
I'll take some time to gather everything necessary.
..You really are serious about this? Once we begin, I'm not going to let you quit so easily.

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>>2318009
>She clenched onto the bottle of water tightly.
Good. I wouldn't want that any other way.

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>>2318022
I haven't taken on a student in a long time...
>she smiles a bit
We'll begin in a few days. I'll let you know when.

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>>2318034
Alright Patchouil! I'm ready for anything.

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Australia > Everywhere else

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>>2318046
You fokin wot?

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>>2318040
We'll have to wait and see for that, considering how slow it is...
>she sighs and writes some notes down, then puts it aside

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>>2318056
What? Everyone knows New Zealand doesn't actually exist.

>>2318066
But then were do the sheep fuckers come from?

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>>2318066
I'll wreck u, u fokin tossa

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>>2318061
No kidding... it completely died in here....
>She takes off the cap of the water bottle and drank some of it.
Oh yeah! I may or may not pass out again... just letting you know.

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>>2318076
Pass out? That's a serious problem. Haven't you gotten that checked out?

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>>2318071
Probably some other third world country
>>2318073
I'll even prove it to you.
Lord of the rings was supposedly filmed in New Zealand.
Lord of the rings isn't real.
So New Zealand obviously isn't real.
Checkmate sheep Fuckers.

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>>2318071
Ireland, of course!

>>2318071
That's the Welsh.

>>2318090
>>2318091
>>2318092
Oh... Well then.

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>>2318088
Nah, it's all good Patchouil... i'm fine.
>You can clearly see that she has bags on her eyes.

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>>2318091
>1/4 Irish
>1/4 New Zealander
Im apparently 1/2 sheep fucker.

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>>2318112
But wait, you just said New Zealand doesn't exist!
Which one is it!?

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>>2318110
You're clearly not.
>gets up from where she sits and walks up to you

I know we haven't started yet, but learning magic requires your mind to be clear and focused. Sleep is very important.
Do you think I want you to try training or fighting while you're pushing yourself just to stay away? You're a fool then.

You need to sleep. Go sleep.

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>>2318125
pushing yourself to stay awake*

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>>2318118
I 1/4 don't exist.
I'm trying to make it 1/1 but I have to settle for 1/4th right now

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>>2318125
What are you talking about Patchouil, i'm... perfectly fine.
>She dozes off for a second, and quickly snaps awake.
S-See! I don't need no sleep yet.

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>>2318147
You just dozed off.
In front of me.

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>>2318157
H-Hey, you shouldn't make that face Patchouil...

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This thread is DEAD

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>>2318160
...W-what face? I'm not making a face.
Are you even paying attention to me...?

>>2318166
Yup, dead hours hit like a truck.

Please kill me and end my suffering

>>2318175
I'll join

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AHHHH.....

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>>2318168
You aren't? I could've sworn you made a face...

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>>2318184

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>>2318187
What my face looks like at the moment isn't the problem!
Honestly...!

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>>2318184
Wait a second, I recognize that fucking face.
That's Jinx.

>>2318175
>He quickly draws his Peacekeeper and takes the shot, aiming for the sweet spot between the anonymous man's eyes.

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>>2318195
Well it is kinda of a problem. I mean, you need your face to emote... which reminds me. You don't emote very well.

If you have to kill me use a _____

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>>2318175
Well, I suppose.
>Strangles you with Stone Free

>>2318210
this

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>>2318206
So what i-if I don't?

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>>2318211
The man had nothin' left to live 'fer. You did the right thing.

>>2318210
(You)

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>>2318219
We may need to work... on that...

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>>2318226
...I....I don't understand why.
I've been doing fine thus far.

Is Black Lagoon worth a watch?

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>>2318231
What you encounter someone that you like? Don't you want to but on the best faces as possible?

>>2318233
not really

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>>2318233
yes