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>that recurring somber emotion in which one finds themselves in due to the fact that they do not have a partner of the male sex

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>>2217724
>Misaki's efforts clearly have their effects as Iowa's sweating face, already shaking with embarrassment at the toy, begins reacting to her touches. She hears the girl under her skillful hands mewl at each caress. Her panting heaves her bountiful mounds up and down, open and unguarded to the air above. Perhaps in a daze, she begins sucking on her own digits to emulate Misaki above, wishing for her mouth to be filled with anything thick and moving. Iowa coats her index finger in her spit, biting the knuckle as the rubber dick slides past her entrance and deeper into her belly.
Ahh...h-how big is this th-thing...
(Oh, trying to embarrass my own writing, huh?)

>>2217738
Of course! Did you think you could become a master at it after one try? Practice makes perfect, friend!
>She gives her an encouraging splash.

Dorothy I summon you!!!

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A very simple solution for people who don't enjoy Blackula's posts.

Click the fucking arrow and hide them.

>>2217800
I'VE BEEN OLD FOR MILLENIA, SCUMBAG. I AM OLDER THEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY FUCKING CONCEIVE. DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SKIN MOISTURIZER YOU NEED WHEN YOU HIT TEN THOUSAND YEARS OLD?
FUCKING
GALLONS
NIGGA
>>2217813
BLACKULA IS AS FURIOUS AS EVER, BUT ALSO BUSY. HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE TAINT PERSISTS HERE. IT MAKES SENSE YOU NIGGAS HIDE IN /TRASH/ BUT HE IS STILL FURIOUS YOU EXIST AT ALL.
>>2217827
YOU'RE LITERALLY FUCKING A GOD DAMN PIECE OF PLASTIC, YOU ARE FUCKING A DINOSAUR CORPSE. THIS MAKES YOU A FURRY AND A FUCKING NECROPHILE.

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what a lovely pile to fall into~

These threads got me so in to KanColle. It's over, I'm a weeb shitter.

If I had a vita I'd get that game, too. Fuck me.

>>2217837
And there's the first cheerleader.
That didn't take long.

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(It's looking pretty rough around here tonight)

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>>2217594
>>2217806
I, what? I wasn't being mean at all.. She's a cute autist as I said, or that's the image I've gotten from the threads over at /a/, and calling her one always in a good way.

>>2217842
Greater philosophers than we have mused on the effects of 4chan on the average human psyche.
You were always a weeaboo, this place just showed you the truth. Welcome to the Real.

>>2217847
Not like the fuck I could give to you.

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God dang it. I didn't get to play in the threads with Saika.

>>2217846
Nigga I ain't cheerleading, that's common sense. You don't have to read them. He posts multiple replies in all caps, just hide them if they bug you.

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>>2217846

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>>2217842
Welcome!

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>>2217775
("Y'know... he is not far off from the hollow on the inside part...")
Who asked you loud man.
>>2217789
(I always have that feeling as well, but then I realize I should only care about making it fun for me, and my partner. Entertaining the crowd is only a bonus. But i'm having fun with you, just to let you know.)
>>2217827
>She flinches when the cold water hit's her face. Alright... one more go! Asellus dives right back into the water, and hits the bottom of the pool again. Causing her to jump back up the surface.

>>2217840
THE ONLY FUCKING PILE I SEE IS THE PILE OF SHIT WHICH YOU FUCKING ARE YOU FOUR-EYES FAKE-ALBINO CUNT. KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR STUPID PERSONA SHIT OF CHOICE.

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>>2217847
It's late.

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>>2217827
You fucking commie should go writhe in pain at the sight of your own patriotism. Allowing a JAP to nuke your Made in the USA clit. America hopes you die slowly as the gooks slowly take over your mindless body, dying in a sea of the yellow jizz of your own making. You race traitor.

Nue/Chihiro did nothing wrong.

>>2217857
>You can hide it so shitposting is okay.
Boyfriend-san logic strikes again. That was the same argument Nue made, wasn't it?

>>2217861
>"le assblasted pooperpeeved cause u got told off by a memester xD"

>>2217847
(oh yea, its kind of shit tonight)

>>2217874
>Nue is Chihiro
>Chihiro exchanged e-mails with Ragyo
>tfw Ragyo will now be drawn into Nue's bullshit

She didn't deserve to have that happen to her

>>2217874
Nue isn't Chihiro...

>>2217848
Come with me to the dark side, Miyafuji.

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>>2217879
This guy is so ass blasted
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

>>2217879
Being this butthurt means the shitposter has succeeded. Good hustle.

>>2217874
Except Chihiro is duet anon

>>2217867
I WASN'T FUCKING AWARE I NEEDED TO BE ASKED SHIT YOU MUTANT SACK OF COCKS. PERHAPS YOU'LL SPEAK MORE CLEARLY AND ELOQUENTLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT SCARFING DOWN EVERY PHALLIC OBJECT IN A TWELVE MILE RADIUS.

>>2217886
Never got to play with Ragyo so I find this to be hilarious.

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>>2217852
(Kinky, just hovering tonight though)
>>2217870
(All the fun stuff happens late though!)

>>2217884
(I'm sure it will get better sooner or later)

>>2217890
>>2217897
Another great post, boyfriend-san. Keep it up, I'm sure they're angrily slamming away at their keyboards thanks to you.

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>>2217879
Wow, you're even madder than the people who let themselves get bugged by Blackula. Save your fucks for someone else, I'm not giving you any of mine anymore.

>>2217888
You need to put points into Perception.

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>>2217905
(i hold out hope, but ive been trying to wake up the mornings with other avatars, with no luck)

>It's a "you're mad if you reply to it" episode.

Is narancia still gone?
>>2217879
Anon please, stop being so assblasted
>>2217916
Trips dont lie my nigga

>>2217910
>le boyfriend-san boogieman meme

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>>2217905
Today it's more shitposting. Wish you were here earlier so I could of used you.

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>>2217867
Now you got it! Now that you're feeling a bit more confident, try simply following me around. Extend your arms and push through the water...well, if anything just mimic my movements. I'll go slow and be watchful, alright?
>You can see the optimism radiating from her smile.

>>2217905
Well then I guess it will for next time. Glad to see you passing by at least before going to sleep)

>>2217927
>le "le x boogieman meme" meme

>>2217864
Take responsibility, Iowa-chan

Great thread guys, A+

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>>2217931
>could of

NUE
DUET-ANON
BOYFRIEND-SAN

Who's next on the chopping block

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(Usually I roleplay around this time, but I'm very shaken up. I might delay doing anything for about 30 minutes until I calm down. Sorry you guys.

>>2217823
Are you a male?

As a guy, I always thought women had it easy compare to us in finding a partner.

>>2217932
ONLY LATER DID THE FAT SLUT REALIZE THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE FLOATED IN THE WATER IS BECAUSE HER FUCKING HEAD WAS SO FULL OF FUCKING AIR. YOU AUTISTIC DOWNY SHIT.

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>>2217941
Just be sure to marry me in game, Anon!

>>2217950
Why da fuck you shaky?

>>2217916
Nue doesn't RP that well, and even when he did his best to hide himself he wasn't ever as pleasant OOC as Chihiro is

This is as bad as the Iowa is clownpiece meme

>>2217946
No one will ever catch boyfriend-san. He'll just post "lol u assblasted" with some b-tier reaction image and get off scot-free.

>>2217945
>that fucking image

I'm dead

>>2217938
>le "le 'le x boogieman meme' meme" meme

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>Nue isn't Chihiro!
>Nia isn't Taiga/No BF anon!
>Duet anon isn't a shitposter!
>My friends wouldn't shitpost under anon!
>HG isn't fucking with the threads!

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>>2217945
Would of, could of, should of.

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>>2217900
Have I offended you in some way? Because always seem to target me... but maybe I should be like the rest of the crowd, and ignore you. Nah, that wouldn't be fun.
>>2217932
Alright, i'm getting into position.
>She extends her arms out in the water, ready to follow Iowa's actions.

>>2217970
How deep does the memehole go?

>>2217950
Hi Nue

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(Well, I guess now is a bad time.)

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>>2217905
(I can honestly say that the best fun happened few days ago during the morning when I was erping with some other people here and it was nothing else going on.~)

>>2217959
I already signed papers to make my split-marriage with you, Tenryuu, and Atago legal!

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>>2217931
(Used me huh? Now I feel bad I'm so late~)
>>2217935
(Thank you anon. Don't worry, we'll have fun sometime)

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>>2217963
(I just thought about some stuff. Sort of freaked myself out. Again, I'm sorry)

>>2217987
It's a great time, fuck you talking bout?

>>2217950
Tell me about your comfy place, Chihiro.
I enjoy sipping tea on my front porch swing, watching the red robins complain about the spring rains in the branches of flowering trees. Wrapped in a cozy blanket with my lover, huddling against the brisk, humid air and stroking her hair.

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>>2217988
>the best fun happened a few days ago when I fucked Tenryuu's tits

Fixed, little Witch

>>2217987
I've been trying to bring my ava out for the last three days but every time I'm up for it there's shit going down. Think I'll just take a break.

>>2217987
Today is a bad day for you in general.

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>>2217988
>all the fun revolves around me! meme

>>2217987
No, please, fuck someone.

I wish to have sexy intercourses with a girl. Tell me, thread, how to go about making my dream become a reality.

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>>2217987
we need ERP right now for everyone to calm the fuck down the hate boners with normal boners, sadly im to exhausted from work to use my 'prefered' avatars

>>2217987
No!
Please!

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>>2217980
Idiot, you're suppose to ignore that anon.

>>2217992
Tell me the stuffs

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>>2217998
Noooooooo, don't say it out loud like that!..
I'm going sleep, goodnight.~

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>>2217990
Polygamy is illegal in the United States anon! Well, unless you're Mormon.

Speaking of which, today was the day the Church of the Latter Day Saints was founded, 186 years ago!

>>2217992
(I think you might have come at a bad time unfortunately. Shitposting force in full effect)

>>2218010
So just post the tiddies and the vergubas and let things sort themselves out.

>>2218009
chloroform
rag
condom optional

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I feel like there's someone I'm supposed to meet here... and that I'm late.

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>>2217827
How big it is? I'll try to find out myself...
>Once the plastick member was engulfed deep enough within your tight entrance, Misaki leaned her face forward and began sucking on the other end, purposely drooling all over the artifical lenght as her mouth took more of the dildo inside, bobbin her head a few times before coughing it up. Now that her share of dick as ready, the sinful Esper shifted her rear in a reverse cowgirl position, gyrating her hips and using her fingers to spread the walls of her wet cunt before slowly descending her lower body, slowly gobbling the toy's length until her ass smacked against your belly.
Ngghh..! There...n-now we're both going to get punished!
>Misaki begins to pump her sides up and down, slowly but steady while holding onto your legs with her arms to support herself.

( I'm just trying to not be boring!)

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>>2217951
>are you a male
What do ya think, Anon?

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>>2218015
But why? He just seems lonely to me as all.

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>>2217987
(Seems a little calmer right this second, might just be jinxing it...)
>>2217988
(I'd love to be around for some morning fun. Unfortunately, there is always something I need to do. One weekend I'll make sure to spend time here during the dead hours)

>>2217987
Hello there. Hope you are having a good night

>Francis.

>>2218031
Same

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>>2218029
i would but work was shit tonight and Lupin is a relaxing avatar for me

>>2218010
You have more than one avatar? I thought you just self inserted as the P5 protag. Though props to naming yourself Lupin. You an okay nigga in my book for that.

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>>2217997
(In reality, I'd like to think i'd be in my room, on my bed, clutching some sort of stuffed animal while I listen to music. I'm trying to calm down by substituting that with a pillow.)

>>2218018
(It's not really important, or relevant right now, It just kind of brought it back to my mind as a possibility. Nothing is going to happen to me. No worries.)

>>2218023
(Ah, Well. I was going to wait about 30 minutes, maybe they will have left then?)

>>2218023
It's illegal if you're mormon, too. The ones who believe in polygamy are the fundamentalists.

Mormon vs Fundies is sort of like muslims vs Taliban. A weird, fucked up offshoot that nobody likes and we all wish had never come about.

>Haven't done anything bad the past few days
>Still get called out as the one shitposting

>>2218029
>vergubas
BAZINGA

>>2218055
Give in to the dark side, Innocent Boy.

Become the new Rape Man.

>>2218033
I honestly can never tell in these places because every time I think I know the answer I'm wrong, usually because the person in question is some weird 'xir' or genderfluid or foxkin or something I don't even know what.

Seriously why the fuck do we need more than 2 genders.

>>2218051
K Cheerios

>>2217991
(Still got that bunnysuit? I could use something nice to look at~)

>>2218055
Either you're Nue, in which case, who the fuck cares, you deserve it, or you're boyfriend-san, in which case, haha, who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid?

>>2218055
That means you have to start shitposting to prove them right.

>>2218021
Miyafuji is heading towards the dark side.

>>2218046
Sounds more like you're lazy but then I'm lazy too so fuck both of us right?

>>2218051
Just breathe and try to clear your mind. Easier said than done, but I think you have the imagination necessary to dispel the focus.
You'll be fine. ERP will be fine. Everything will be fine (once Dark Souls 3 is out).

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>>2218047
ive mentioned a few times i have 3 avatars including lupin, but everyone writes very differently and people on the discord know at least one other avatar of mine if they paid attention when i joined and someone else knows them all... if i self inserted as p5 he would be far less interesting than trying to play him as a charismatic 'gentlemen'

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>>2218042
Night.)

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>>2218069
(Just a peek at the ears now anon~)

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Operator? Get me an entrance.

The last avatar I would expect to be a shitposter is _____.

>>2217950
(I hope you feel better soon!)

>>2218023
>Steals the burger and runs away

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>>2218066
>'xir' or genderfluid or foxkin
Ya lost me there! I'm not sure 'bout any of that stuff, but this is a roleplay thread! Does the gender behind the character really matter?

>>2218080
Call center work sucks 3 month old rotten nigger corpse, so yes im lazy

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Why is everythings so dam calm naow

>>2218091
Go away.

>>2218091
Me. It's the perfect crime.

>>2218089
SHOW ME YOUR ASSHOLE.

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>>2218084
>>2218094

(Thanks anons, I'm feeling a little better. At least my heartrate isnt extremely high anymore.)

>>2218091
Nue :^)

>>2218091
Luffy.

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>>2218091
Me

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>>2218113

BLACKULA IS STILL FULL OF HATE but is genuinely concerned that you people are wasting your entire livelihoods seeking attention in a place that is completely pointless, that you would be better suited to trying to communicate with people you can get to actually know rather than just a picture of a smug anime girl on the internet. Blackula understands that you people are lonely but doesn't condone trying to display public affections in a place where it's generally seen as a sign of mental illness and personal distress, and Blackula implores you that you cease this depressingly unpleasant turn of events that has you here in the first place, and to spend your time another website, not ERPing instead of spending your time here.
>>2218084
ERP IS FUCKING SHIT AND I HATE IT TO FUCKING DEATH SPEAKING OF FUCKING DEATH I WILL BEAT YOU TO FUCKING DEATH WITH A SCALE MODEL BUST OF HAVEL'S FUCKING HELMET.
>>2218090
SORRY THE LINE YOU'RE TRYING TO CONNECT TO HAS BEEN FUCKING MURDERED TO DEATH BECAUSE GOD HIMSELF HATES YOU AND YOUR FILTHY FUCKING VOICE DIE DIE DIE
>>2218114
I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK AND DIE

>>2218091
Louis CK

>>2218089
(J-just the ears~?)

>>2218091
Nui
Usami
Jiro

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>>2218088
(Niiiiiight!)
>>2218107
(Naaaah)

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>>2218122
Hey, Eddo! I just got into ghost hunting!

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>>2218090
GET YOUR OWN ENTRANCE

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>>2218131
"That's the spirit!"

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>>2217980
>Slowly and gently she circles the pool, making sure that Asellus isn't lagging behind.
How you finding it?

>>2218032
Nn...ahn....it's...pretty big...
>Iowa manages only to get a few words in edgewise before the pressure from the dildo between her legs silences her words into a long and drawn out cry. Watching Misaki's peachy bottom hit her stomach acted as a spark, encouraging Iowa to reach out and give it a tight squeeze.
I-I won't lose!
>Though in the underdog position, Iowa uses the strength in her legs to push upwards, driving her own hips into Misaki's in an attempt to gain control.

>>2218051
(Whenever you want, don't worry about it! You're not obligated to do anything!)

>>2218095
¡BASTARDO!

>>2218100
>Does the gender behind the character matter?
I would say yes because when roleplaying I have no idea how to respond to anything other than 'male' or 'female'.

Put it this way - if you had to take a dump where would you go :
a) Men's Room
b) Women's Room
c) Potted Plant over in the corner

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>>2218121
You already shitpost though.

>>2218121
We're all well aware you shitpost constantly as anon, Tobi.

>>2218123
I've been trying to ween myself from this place for a while. Should be easier when DaS 3 comes out.

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>>2217987
>( Would fuck you right now if I wasn't in snail mode already to give you the replies you deserve )

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>>2218135

>>2218133
That was perfect! Maybe next time you could add a little more flare, a bit of pizazz?

>>2218129
SHOW IT TO ME. I demand it. I have a craving for it. Like a midnight snack only instead of being hungry for leftover cupcakes I'm hungry for YOUR BROWN SPHINCTER.

>>2218135
My favorite poster

>>2218123
Your first lines are confused mix. Some people are here to ERP genuinely with someone, not for attention but to be lewd and jerk off to it and have fun in general. Don't be dumb, and you shouldn't care what others do with their past-time either or ruin it for them even more so.

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>>2218133
>>2218151

>>2218138
d) This thread.

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>>2218123
Much betters

>>2218123
But Blackula, this is just a hobby for me. This is equivalent to playing vidya or watching movies. I do this because it's fun and a distraction from my daily life where I do act like a relatively functional human being, and because I enjoy it. I don't think the time I spend here is unhealthy for me, it might even be therapeutic because it allows me to assume a different personality for a while and be someone else. It's the same thrill that comes with acting in a play, only you're not performing for people live with the pressure of spotlights and staring eyes.

>>2218064
With his reality warping god modding powers, he will be unstoppable. All the "goddesses" will fall.

>>2218123
We love you too, Blackula. You remember the old times? Searching for Scientist, carefree days ERPing on /b/ and meeting new people every day.
We were so innocent and naive then, even the mods came to visit from time to time.
There was always shitposting and drama, it comes with the turf. If this place helps a troubled youth deal with their confusion about sexuality, then ERP has more than served its purpose.
Stay black, brother.

>>2217848
It's almost exclusively used as an insult. Think before you speak, Miya.

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>>2218138
Ya lost me again, sorry. Just refer to them by the gender of their character, right? What's so confusin 'bout that?

>>2218114
Well fuck you too Cheerios

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>>2218154
(Maybe another time)

>>2218161
Kinky. I want you to shit down my throat like a snickers being thrown down a waterslide.

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>>2218175
>being this autistic

>>2218123
I socialize with a lot of people day to day, thank you.

I'm just not getting any.

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>>2218114
(
>Pat pat pat)

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>>2218185
(Y..You didnt say all that much.. I appreciate you saying anything, but, I sort of thought you were joking. Sorry ^^)

>>2218189
So you're down with the brown? Got a duty to please that booty?

>>2218183
Cuz I don't know the characters! And half of you are using anime/manga characters and I swear to god at least 60% of the 'girls' in those images have penises.

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>>2218136
>She mimics Iowa's action, gently but slowly swimming next to her.
I-I think i'm finally getting the hang of it! Yes!
>She release a radianting smile.

>>2218175
>Think before you speak, Miya.
Calm down there, Autisto McGee.

>tfw too scared to post with my avatar because avoiding someone here

>>2218202
i wonder if you could try nanami one day, i feel your cuteness would transfer well

>>2218175
>says deliberately ''cute autist''
>fails to grasp this much notion of it with reading comprehension
Come on anon.

>>2218210
I know it's you, though.

>>2218204
Actually I'm in dire need of a fecal transplant for medical reasons and for some odd reason it's really hard to get someone else's shit implanted into my intestines, so I'm just trying to cut out the middleman.

>>2218210
>same except I'm avoiding the entire thread

>>2218202
Helping people isn't my specialty, but you're an asshole

>>2218172
>We
As someone who also experienced the "old" times, and by a old, I mean a time where spam was daily and threads were only active at dead hours, I can say that Blackula can literally off his cringy self. You can go and suck his cock all you want man though preach it

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>>2218175
And on Autism Awareness Month to boot. How dare he!?

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>>2218136
>A deep jolt of intense pleasure hits Misaki, the movement of her hips jumping up and down meets Iowa's own hip thrusting, pushing the already pink-colored dildo plugged on her cunt deeper within her cramped concavity, almost making the dominat blonde lose balance.
Y-You're such a warrior, officer...!

>>2218209
>>2218191
>>2218219
(Guys, don't get your panties in a bunch, it's an IC thing)

>>2218210
Hi, Mizuki.

>>2218136
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING BIG? SUICIDE RATES AMONG YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. BECOME A FUCKING STATISTIC YOU WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE.
>>2218157
ERP IS FUCKING TRASH AND IT'S A DISGUSTING WASTE OF SPACE AND ENERGY. YOUR MASTURBATIONAL ENERGIES AND LUST FOR THE UNKNOWN ARE FEEDING THE CORRUPTING FORCES OF THE DEMONS BELOW THE FOLD OF THE WORLD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO, FILTHY SUBHUMAN?
>>2218165
FIND A BETTER FUCKING DISTRACTION, DOING THIS DOESN'T HELP ANYONE AND IT ONLY LOWERS THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON INVOLVED HERE. IT IS INCREDIBLY UNHEALTHY BECAUSE CATHARSIS IS PROVEN NOT TO WORK, AND IN FACT ONLY REINFORCES BAD BEHAVIORS IN HUMAN BEINGS. TRUST ME, I'VE STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY FOR A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AND I'VE SEEN IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
>>2218172
BUT ERP ISN'T THE FUCKING WAY TO HELP THE COMMUNITY, IT'S JUST A DARK ACTION THAT PROMOTES PEOPLE TO GIVE INTO THEIR LUST AND FILTH AND FURTHER DEHUMANIZES THEM, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY STOP BEING PEOPLE AND START BELIEVING IN THE FAKE. LOOK AT THAT LITTLE CHIHIRO SHIT. THEY HAD A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK AND INSANE BLOOD PRESSURE.

>>2218202
Yea, this is Nue for sure.

>>2218224
(I'm sorry anon, thank you for your message.)

>>2218217
(I searched Nanami and noticed a character from Danganronpa 2. I havent played it yet, but I will when it comes out for pc. If its someone cute and they die. I might have a heart attack. I still get upset whenever I remember what happened to Chi.)

>>2218234
Either your shift key is stuck or your caps lock key was left on by accident

Or you're typing like a 12 year old

Either way you should stop you only make yourself look the fool.

>>2218234
Now that you've taken a break from screaming to express what I suppose are your actual thoughts on the matter I just can't take this any sort of seriously, even involuntarily. Shine on, crazy black diamond.

>>2218226
Meh, he gets a lot of nostalgia points to be perfectly honest, shitposting is still obnoxious.
I'll take this over the fucking desu revolution kids any day.

>>2218231
>anon
>IC autist
It's like pottery. It rhymes.

>>2218202
You sure didn't appreciate my kind words right before you removed me you piece of shit

>>2218226
And here I thought I was the only one. Apparently people seem to think if you don't like it then you weren't around for that time, but let me tell you, these threads are way better now then they ever have been, and I don't want to go back to any of that shit. The people who talk about it like they were good times are the exact same people who used to make those threads so shit. I'm glad they left.

>>2218246
(she is from DR2, shes the Chi of dr2 with a longer life span, cute chubby gamer girl with narcolepsy)

>>2218246
All the best ones die.

RIP Sakura, you were too good for this world ;_;

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>>2218231

>>2218255
*It's like pottery, it rimes.

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>>2218140
noh
>>2218145
I am not tobi ?

>>2218196
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SOCIALIZATION BUT INJECTING YOURSELF INTO A FALSE IDENTITY ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY TO THE POINT WHERE YOU ARE LOSING GRIPS WITH REALITY IS INSANE, AND DRIVES YOU CLOSER TO THE EDGE.
>>2218207
THESE NIGGAS ARE FUCKING PRETENDING TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SWIM FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHAT FUCKING MERIT DOES THIS HAVE?
>>2218230
THIS NIGGA IS PRETENDING TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX DESPITE BEING A FUCKING MAN.
>>2218249
I HOLD DOWN THE FUCKING SHIFT KEY INTENTIONALLY YOU MONGOLOID FAGGOT, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OF HOW GOD DAMN RETARDED YOU FUCKING ARE AND HOW MUCH EVERYONE HATES YOU. YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
>>2218253
PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO START LISTENING TO WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING YOU INANE BLABBER-MOUTH BEFORE I START HAMMERING A FUCKING NAIL INTO YOUR FOREHEAD TO GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL.

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>>2218234
>Having a panic attack
Yeah that doesn't seem good for someone's health

>>2218255
(Well, he's gotten himself fairly infatuated with Hajime, so he's whiteknighting)

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>>2218205
Ah, that's a good point! Well usually in the actions when people are roleplaying they will say stuff like:
>She pats your head
And stuff like that!

I think the genders of all the characters here are pretty straight forward! Maybe except for >>2218202 Very deceiving boy!

But, wait! Didn't ya say the gender of the person in real life matters? I still don't get that! Seems irrelevant to me!

>>2218268
whore

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>>2218263
>>2218262
(What really hurts is how Innocent Chihiro was. Sakura was great, but a fighter and such. Chihiro was just so... Bright. And well, he reminds me a lot of myself. So seeing him go is well.. Upsetting.)

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>>2218270
Nah man, I keep it in check. I mean, I play like three different avatars, on top of being anon. It's just playing pretend.

>>2218268
Oh, right. I lost track of my anime youmus for a second.

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>>2218270
I have you know, that I have never engaged in the act of swimming in my life. Also, what do you mean by pretending?

>>2218285
Who's da best

>>2218282
Nanami is THE waifu in the series, no one hates nanami, it should be on steam soon right? they said april... i do hope you play nanami, ive been predicting nanami since i decided on peko

>>2218275
>anon
>IC autist AND whiteknight
This goes farther than poetry. This is RPkino.

>>2218205
if you think its a girl, call it a girl. its every traps dream to be hit on by a unwitting guy so theyre not really going to inform you until you actually start getting serious with your intentions

>>2218272
ALL I CAN HOPE IS THAT THEY DIE A SLOW, VIOLENT PAINFUL DEATH WATCHING THE WORLD AROUND THEM FADE INTO NOTHING AS THEY ARE UNABLE TO FUCKING MOVE OR BREATHE. I'VE WATCHED MANY MEN DIE THAT WAY, AND THEY ALWAYS CRY AT THE END, BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF DEATH.
>>2218286
IF IT WAS JUST FUCKING PRETEND WHY DO YOU FIND A FUCKING NEED TO DEFEND YOURSELF IF YOU WEREN'T INJECTING YOUR LIFE INTO THE CHARACTER? YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND ARE SO FUCKING FRAGILE THAT MY OPPOSITION IS CAUSING YOU TO SECOND-GUESS YOURSELF.
>>2218289
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMS INTENSIFY]

>>2218300
(Th-thank you?)

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>>2218279
Not that much of a whore !

>>2218282
Yeah, I can understand that.

Also sorry I left you hanging last night (bunny anon here), I ended up falling asleep.

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Oh hey, didn't know Blackula was back.

Man, it's been a while.

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>>2218294
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>>2218207
Wonderful!
>Iowa swims over and gives her another cheerful hug. She slings her arm over Asellus's neck and gives her a playful rub of the head with her knuckles.
This is great, I'm so proud!

>>2218230
Don't underestimate me!
>Iowa uses whatever strength left in her reserves to flip the situation on Misaki. She manages to lift herself up and onto the girl riding on top of her, pushing the horny blonde into the couch. Iowa lands on top and with a vigor unlike before, furiously assaults Misaki with her own thrusts. In this situation, the dildo between them acts as a double edged sword, equally doing work on Iowa's soaking box is it was Misaki's.
H-how's this!

>>2218282
(Basically Nanami is the Kirigiri of the game. A sidekick/helper to Hinata. But with biggest, squishier tits that I love to stare at. Also that was really the point behind Chihiro's death was to show how depraved the situation was. Sakura's reaction was perfect.)

>>2218259
(Guy he was responding to here.)
Re-reading my post, I do romanticize the old days. I certainly didn't mean to imply those old /b/ threads were a golden era or something. It was still avatar circlejerks and bitching in the nightly threads. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on and IRCs and discords fractured the community regularly.
I agree that our time on /trash/ is easily my favorite period of ERP thus far.

>>2218277
I don't recall saying anything about the person behind the character? Or if I did it wasn't meant to be taken that way.

Just that what with all the trans, genderfluid, genderqueer, futa, etc stuff I get easily confused as to whether or not a character is a guy or a girl and can't tell easily. But I think it's because 4chan has ruined me with all the trap threads and such.

>>2218270
>Losing grip of reality.
Nigga I'm a total normie outside of the internet.

>>2218312
Dammit

>>2218309
>kisses and rubs your thighs

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>>2218306
Uh... sir. Are you alright?

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>>2218296
>>2218313

(I will try if I enjoy the character enough. Or at least, I'll try it just for you.)

>>2218310
(No worries~ I'm actually feeling a lot better, do you wish to continue?)

H..Hey you guys.. S..Sorry about th-that.. I'm umm.. F..Feeling better if ah.. anyone wants to pl-play..

He goes hard in the paint.

>>2218311
Not long enough.

>>2218301
That is a creepy ass thought.

>>2218314
These threads have stagnated hardcore since /b/

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>>2218319
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2218327
Dickhead

>>2218306
All I'm saying it's just a dumb hobby I'll keep enjoying as long as I'm not getting any. Why not talk with you about this? I'm bored and no one seems up for RP right now. And maybe I can change your views just a bit, I dunno.

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>>2218327
(Oh, I just meant I like the character. I like Chihiro too! Nanami's also a girl by the way, none of those shenanigans. Do you wanna continue with me by the way?)

>>2218327
(we will get the best DR's, merci)

>>2218319
That's what everyone says.

>>2218331
No shit, the /b/ threads were in a constant state of turmoil and chaos.

>>2218301
Except it's not

>>2218331
A stagnant circlejerk.

>>2218327
If I didn't have a stinking headache and a mountain of work, I would, but I hope you find someone to entertain you!

>>2218311
I wish he'd stayed gone

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>>2218334
(What did I do this time!? Sometimes I don't know what to say, and if I ignored a post I didn't mean to!!)

>>2218341
(Sure~ I'd love to, new thing or where we were before?)

>>2218342
(>Merci Narancia pls.)

>>2218331
We experience the same problem as HG in that respect. /trash/ is a hidden board, frequented only by furries and other sad sacks of shit like us.
Hard to attract new and enthusiastic members when we're so isolated.

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"Comin back with a Yang! Sup everybody?"

>>2218345
Ur wrong

>>2218344
If Dark Souls taught us anything, the turmoil and chaos is the natural state of things while the stagnation is bad.

>>2218347
The circlejerks were way worse back then. There was even more than one of them.

>>2218365
Fuck the gray lands! Light and darkness in perpetual flux for the fucking win!

>>2218353
Merci is french, narancia is italian...

>>2218363
Recovering from a shitpost war, what's up with you?

>>2218364
My source is me.

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>>2218324
n-noh.. I'm too sleepy :c

>>2218347
It was the same way on /b/ to be fair but there was so much other shit going on.

>>2218363
Everything's on fire

>>2218365
Good thing I don't my life lessons from video games.

>>2218309
THE ANON HAS THE RIGHT OF IT. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PUDDLE OF WHORE. ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN YOU LOOK UP FROM SUCKING THAT NEXT COCK YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF IN A DARK CESSPOOL CALLED HELHEIM, WHERE THE NIDDHOGG WILL DEVOUR YOU, DIGEST YOU, THEN SHIT YOU OUT FOR ALL ETERNITY.
YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF CREATURE, FEEBLE AND WEAK.
>>2218311
BLACKULA IS ETERNAL
>>2218313
I SINCERELY HOPE YOU GET A URINARY TRACT INFECTION AND ARE FORCED TO HAVE A YEASTY VAGINA FOR A FEW THOUSAND YEARS.
>>2218319
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
>>2218325
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE LATIN INTENSIFIES]
>>2218336
I HAVE BEEN STOPPING THIS SORT OF FUCKING THING FOR THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS, ARE YOU GOD DAMN STUPID, NIGGA? YOU THINK SOME PHILISTINE COULD TRY AND TRIP UP MY CONQUEST FOR ELIMINATION OF ALL PERVERTED PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SEXUAL AFFECTION? HATE FILLS MY LUNGS AND I WISH TO VOMIT IT ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE LIKE MAGMA.
>>2218353
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID? YOU WERE BORN. EVERYONE HATES YOU. EAT SHIT, GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS AND SIT IN A FUCKING BATHTUB AND STAIN IT FUCKING RED. GO DRUNK A GALLON OF BLEACH. SHOVE A FORK INTO AN ELECTRICAL SOCKET. DRINK AND DRIVE.
>>2218363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs

>>2218343
I could blog a lot about it, post my normie FB and twitter and all the shit that would get me banned, but we both know that would be stupid.

>>2218327
(I'd love to, but I might not have much time and I'd hate to leave you hanging again. You haven't seen the last of me, though. Playing with you is always pleasant.)

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>>2218313
I-I'm not a child Iowa....
>She started blushing from Iowa rubbing her head in a childish manner.
So, I think i'm done with the pool for now. Let's get changed shall we?
>Asellus reaches for the edge of the pool, and pulls herself out of it.
>>2218363
Hello to you Yang. Welcome back.

>>2218358
Wait are you saying I'm not going to find my RL waifu in a /trash/ thread?

Fuck, why do you people always sink my dreams like an illegal turkish immigrant boat on its way to greece?

>>2218363
I know an appendage that won't be coming back

>>2218353
No, see I can pick favourites too you know? Dmg is better then you, see feels like fuck doesn't it? Fuck you Cheerios

>>2218386
>that would get me banned
Nothing really gets you banned here, other than loli/shota, and even then, only if you get reported.

I'd think the shitposters make this all too clear.

>>2218395
IS IT A PENIS

IS THE PENIS AN APPENDAGE

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>>2218373
(shit post war? Oh my..)

>>2218382
(Uhhh, that doesn't seem too bad.)

>>2218385
(Damnit Blackula.)

>>2218393
"Hey how ya been?"

>>2218395
>every single time

>>2218394
Probably not, friend. Nice analogy though.
ERP: Allahu Ackbaring dreams every day.

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>>2218386
>having a FB and twitter makes you a normie

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>>2218373
(I understand, It just sounds like something he'd say.)

>>2218387
(Ah thats okay. No worries! Im here every night~!)

>>2218402
(Nobody has ever thought of me as their favorite, and I know a lot of people are better than me. Thats why I just have to keep doing it until I get better.)

>>2218410
Yeah, burning in Blacks fire ain't too bad

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>>2218353
(I don't mind continuing)
>Puffing her shirt in the heat, she considers the options he listed off.
Hm...I haven't played any games since I got on shore leave. But then again, I'm pretty sure I suck at them..hm..
>She scratches her head.
Let's me at least see what your place looks like!

>>2218393
Ha ha, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean it like that! Good plan. I'll need to shower first, again the whole chlorine business. Feel free to wait for me if you want.
>She follows suit, pushing herself up and out of the water before pulling the pin holding up her hair. The wet mess falls instantly in a beautiful display, fanning out across her entire form.

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>>2218317
>I don't recall saying anything about the person behind the character
I asked if the gender behind the character mattered, but I can see how that could've been misinterpreted, sorry!

I think you're kinda overthinkin things! We don't have too many of those characters played here, but a general rule of thumb: If they have breasts then refer to them as female! And even still if ya can't tell, just preform any kinda action in roleplay! They're bound ta reply with some sort of gender based word: she, her, he, his!

>>2218410
So, Drinks and two person party?

>>2218393
YOU ARE A FUCKING WORM. THE ONLY PURPOSE FOR YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE IS TO -DYE MY CLOTHES RED- YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>2218410
YOUR CUNT IS SO FULL OF YEAST THAT NIGGAS COULD OPEN A BAKERY IN THERE AND SERVE VAG-MUFFINS AND SCONES, PUNK. GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR WHO WILL QUICKLY INFORM YOU THAT THE QUICKEST TREATMENT IS SUICIDE BY JUMPING IN FRONT OF A FUCKING SPEEDING TRAIN

>>2218428
That's a lot of Himawari images. Are you gonna ava as Himawari or something?

>>2218415
Life isn't worth living anymore.

Time to start cutting myself just to feel again.

>>2218428
>she, her, he, his
STOP FUCKING TRIGGERING ME

>>2218420
You already forgot not surprising, fuck you Cheerios

>>2218428
The Yuru poster is No BF anon?

>>2218440
REMEMBER- DON'T CROSS THE STREET, GO DOWN THE LANE, FAGGOT.

>>2218428
Hmmmm. That's not a bad idea. How do you people generally format your RP?

Is it usually 'thoughts in (parenthesis)' and actions become
>greentext

Or is preface with a * or something? Different places handle in-thread RP differently.

>>2218449
Using images of a character does not automatically make them that person.

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>>2218425
(Oh it's just Blackula? That isn't bad, the fire is at least as cool as ice. I actually like Blackula, he's not that bad, at least his funposting is actually funny sometimes.)

>>2218429
"If you're paying I'm down!"
She says with vigor, seeming all too ready to relax.

>>2218436
(AMEN BLACKULA, WIL YOU BE THE ONE DRIVING THE TRAIN? I CANT HAVE NO BITCH DRIVIN THAT SHIT YA HEARD?)

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>>2218451

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>>2218380
S-S-S-Sorry...

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>>2218385
I think you may need a doctor... you seem to be losing your mind sir.
>She offers her hand to the screaming man
Take my hand.
>>2218410
I'm doing fine, but it's wonderful now since you're here Yang.
>>2218426
("I think i'm going to go for it this day... even if I don't have that much time left.")
>She walks pass Iowa, heading straight for her half-stall. Asellus turns on the shower in her stall and let's the droplets of water hit every part of her body.
>>2218436
I see... still think you need help

>>2218451
Psh, that shit is for pathetic losers. I like to slice intricate designs into my chest as part of my coming-of-age scarification rituals.

Every time I am rejected by a woman or fail to complete intercourse with one I enhance the design by adding more intricate patterns and decorations.

Which is why half of my body looks like the ceiling of the sistine chapel.

>>2218420
>Nobody has ever thought of me as their favorite
>implying

>>2218465
Christ. Yang confirmed for shitpost worshipping autist.

>>2218465
how could i not pay?
>he pulls out a clearly full wallet and gives her a smirk

>>2218465
>Inb4 people start calling Yang a dicksucker and a cheerleader for saying she doesn't mind Blackula.

>>2218459
FIRST 24

>>2218465
>he's not that bad
Yeah have fun with that.

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>>2218426
A..Ah.. S..Sure. Let's g-go~

>He takes your hand rather gingerly, leading you down the road, after a few moments, you arrive at a rather pretty looking house. Multiple flowerbeds line the sidewalk leading to the house, all different colors of flowers, but all of them are fairly short, creating a floor of color. You step onto the porch, which has multiple bird feeders, you then notice Chihiro smiling as he sees a few birds nipping at the seeds he had put in.

>>2218446
>>2218485

(I'm fairly sure someone said I was up there, but not their favorite, however I would be VERY flattered if anyone thought of me as good or favorite.)

>>2218499
Too little too late

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>>2218491
>>2218499
Guess I posted too late.

>>2218499
>>2218491
>>2218503
Like clockwork. People are mad someone is getting attention outside of their clique.

>>2218499
>inb4 boyfriend-san gets dubs
Fuck I was too late.

>>2218503
He's harmless. Just posts his nonsensical rants, doesn't eat up image limits, occasionally posts good tunes. We don't need to worry about bump limits on /trash/.
Literally one flick of the mouse scroll and bam- no more Blackula post on your screen.
Phone users should feel free to kill themselves though.

>>2218508
>Nue becoming a ava x ava only RPer

>>2218522
Hilarious and original.

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>>2218313
Y-You..! That.. feels so great!
> Misaki doesn't oppose further resistance after shifting to the submissive position. Iowa's furious pumping against her ass with the long-sized plastic cock being pushed deep inside her was givin the elated Esper way to much pleasure to fight back. Her hands claw on the expensive cushions as the ecstasy of her inner folds compress around the soaked length drilling deep enough to hit her womb began to overtake her mind.
D-Don't stop, I'm gonna...soon...I...!

>>2218508
I'm saying I think you're my favourite you lovable dork.

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>>2218439
I don't think soooo.. She's a bit too young!
>>2218445
Sorry! Thanks for the laugh, though heheh
>>2218449
I'm not the popular Yuru poster, no. Just usin images in order as they are in my folder!
>>2218452
Well asterisks are sort of frowned upon here. Greentexting makes a post much, much easier to read! So it'd be kinda like this:

I've never done anything like this before...
>Her cheeks flush bright pink

you get the idea!

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>>2218481
"Oh? Well someone seems to be trying to turn the charm on again."
>>2218491
>>2218503

(I came from /b/ Blackula became normal, call me what you like, I just don't let small issues like that bother me and go full blown wahhhmbulance police over normal everyday 4chan BS)

>>2218499
(Eh, let people say what they want, not like it hurts me either way.)

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>>2218499
Too l8
>>2218491

Wow!
This is my kinda thread!
8ut i want Narancia 8ack, 8ring him here!
>>2218465
Hey Yang!!!!!!!!

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>>2218329
>>2218351
>>2218491
Now now. Blackula might be a funposter, but I like to think it's good to keep it real and not take ourselves too seriously.

Otherwise you end up with tumblr-esque serious combat RP ala Coldsteel.

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>>2218473
>Pulls you in bed with me and licks your chest

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>>2218535
What're you talking about it's not that bad!
>Jk he takes up my whole screen lol

>>2218452
(It varies from person to person, I use out of character talk in parenthesis.)
>action as I describe the feeling of my hot rod driving through a tunnel of love
I don't think ever done character thoughts actually.

>>2218508
Don't get too happy at compliments. They're all just trying to kiss up so you ERP with them more. Behind your back, they're shitting on you.

>>2218535
>He's harmless.
>Shitposting is harmless.
Yeah this thread certainly is horrible at all. Guess I'll just shitpost, since you can scroll past it. As long as I don't post an image it's fine, right?

>>2218436
Hey Blackula! Turns out you're doing it wrong! If you wanna kill ERP nice and quick, you gotta post images. Who knew? No need to thank me.

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>>2218538
(I've ignored the bait posts for a long time, but this does hold a at least somewhat semblance of a question, I literally JUST roleplayed with an anon last night, and he replied to me in this very thread.)

>>2218545
(Oh hush, dont say that. You're gonna make me blush)

>>2218564
(I roleplay with anyone who really asks though, so I don't really see any point to kissing up to me.)

>>2218557
>(I came from /b/
So did I. It was shit then and it's shit now.

>>2218564
>implying people go bother to go behind Nue's back to shit on him

WHY WON'T HE TALK TO ME ANYMORE. ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE THEIR FRIEND BUT EVEN THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

>>2218570
No you don't fuck you asshole cocksucker

>>2218557
He's literally derailing the thread. Same shit with Nue. And being from /b/ doesn't fucking mean anything.
>just block him
Still fucks everything up.

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>>2218576
This meme isn't funny. It's shit. And you're shit for continually reminding the thread of Nue's existence.

>>2218565
Assblast-kun please go to sleep. You're going to have a stroke.

>>2218559
Nah. it's pretty shit. Only real difference between Blackula and Coldsteel RP is people find it unironically funny.

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>>2218557
What are you talking about? My charm is alway on.... never falter once before.

>>2218591
>meme
You're retarded.

>>2218592
Only if you come with me, boyfriend-san.

>>2218582
(Sorry, My bad, I ignore the "Hi nue" Posts. But this one had an interesting question attached to it. So I felt the need to answer it. To avoid wasting image space, i'm going to reply with no images unless its roleplaying specific.)

~Chihiro

>If I keep calling them Nue, it will have to be true!

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>>2218558
"Sup, also.. uh.. I feel like I should be hitting something like you, but you seem cool so I'll ignore my inner voice screaming at me to hit you."

>>2218575
>>2218585
(Same thing will happen as last time, he'll get banned or bored then leave for another few months and come back, all you can do is sit back and watch the fires burn on till then. It's why I really don't care enough to cry about him being here.)

>>2218598
"Says you, I've seen you get flustered before, it's really rather cute."

>>2218498
>sorry for missing your post.
"Well then I'm down!"

>>2218610
Hi Nue.

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>>2218465
IF YOU SEEK DEATH, I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU IN ANY FUCKING REGARD AVAILABLE.
>>2218481
DON'T YOU FUCKING -TOUCH- ME YOU ABYSMAL WHORE, HOLY JESUS FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD NIGGA IF YOU TRY TO START THAT KIND OF SHIT I WILL FUCKING VOMIT INTO YOUR MOUTH SIX HUNDRED YEARS OF ROTTEN BLOOD.
>>2218482
SO YOU'RE USING THE MILI TRIBE OF ARCH-WARRIORS STABLE FOR RITUAL BLADE SUICIDE, BY CARVING THE MARK OF THE ANCIENTS ON YOUR SKIN YOU DONATE YOUR FLESH TO THEM, GIVING THEM FORM AS YOUR OWN FLESH UNRAVELS.
INTERESTING.
>>2218508
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG. I LOVE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. YOUR FACE IS SO FUCKING PUNCH-ABLE.
>>2218544
AT THAT MOMENT SHE SHIT HERSELF AND BOTH OF THEM WERE COVERED IN LAYERS OF CHUNKY FAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH DISGUSTING PIGS
THERE THAT'S YOUR FUCKING ERP YOU FAT CUNTS I HATE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND BOTH OF THEM GET CANCER
>>2218558
OH LOOK IT'S THE FAT FUCKING HOME-ASSFUCK NIGGER. HOW GOES THE FUCKING CANDY-CORN EARLOBES YOU DIABETIC WALL OF GREY FUCKING RUBBISH?
>>2218562
I WISH TO TAKE UP YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE AND FILL YOU WITH SUCH FUCKING INESCAPABLE MISERY THAT YOU FINALLY GIVE IN AND EITHER KILL YOURSELF OR RENOUNCE THE DARKNESS.
>>2218565
IMAGES? I NEED TO POST IMAGES? WELL SHIT, I BETTER BREAK OUT THE FUCKING FOLDER, THEN, SHOULDN'T I?
>>2218570
THE ONLY THING THEY SHOULD BE KISSING IS THE FUCKING BRASS KNUCKLES THEY USE BEFORE BEATING YOU TO A FUCKING PULP YOU BACKWARDS HARPY.

>>2218554
Gotcha. So if I'm ever not sure whether I'm RPing with a guy or a girl I can just go like

>He shoves his hand down your panties, feeling around for the presence of a limp dong

And that'll answer my question, right?

>tfw no giant dick girl to bully your small penis and boy pussy

>>2218610
Forgot your image, Nuehiro