ERP Thread
Clean your barrels from jams overnight edition
Previous thread: >>2204980
Xth for Bullying.
>>2207781
E-erm.. just give me.. $30 and w-we'll call it ok?
>>2207782
N-no, I can't lewd right now, I'm busy! I-If you want to lewd, you.. you should come on later on, I-I'll be here..
>Mage's body tenses up, her face showing an obvious shyness as she struggles to even clear her throat
J-Just take them, please
>>2207788
Huh..? N-no! Y-you can't, sorry..!
DMG was here.
>>2207792
well... i wont be here later...
>he puts 30 back and takes all the potions he needs, putting them into a sack aside from one which he uncaps and sniffs the blueberry scent
we have time for just... one... round right?
>>2207791
pls no bully
>>2207775
Poor you.
>>2207777
(Check)
>She grabs the male's arms and move them off of her body.
You're not allowed to cum inside and if you do then I'll kill you.
>She say, pulling the skirt to her dress down revealing that she was not wearing any panties. She then pulls up her sweater, revealing her decent sized breast to the male.
Goor morning world..
https://youtu.be/j0IRExDWptw
All in favor of keeping Chihiro and kicking Nue in the nuts report in yay or nay.
Yay.
>>2207792
>He hands over the money and holds up the bottle to his eyes curiously
You're sure this works? I mean.. I did see what you did with your magic..
>>2207812
Chihiro = No BF Anon = Nia ruined by Clownpiece and Nue
>>2207812
Hi Nue
>>2207783
>Clean your barrels from jams
Wait, was that a sex joke?
As in, my penis is a firearm, and there's some sort of obstruction present, and ejaculation would result in a "clean" barrel?
SPLENDID!
>>2207808
Yes... Poor me... ;-;
>>2207808
i can handle those rules
>his hand takes her breast... unable to comprehend it was actually happening, his other hand pulls her hands to his pants... cock almost bursting out
>>2207783
>proper weapon maintenance
That is the sexiest fucking OP I've seen in a long time.
>>2207818
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?
>>2207791
Bullying is not allowed!
>>2207822
(It was.)
>>2207833
Domo, I wish erp would post their gun collections someday.
>Oh hi daddy, did you want to mess around before you go to work?
>>2207801
>>2207839
>>2207818
This is the most retarded thing i've seen. Please commit sudoku.
>>2207800
N-no, sorry anon. I need to leave soon..!
>>2207817
I-It's fine, don't worry, business is booming s-so I can say these prices..!
>>2207849
I said NO!
>>2207852
k
>>2207855
but how do i know how much to use?
>he puts a drop on his finger and puts it into her mouth
would this be enough?
>>2207852
Hi Nue.
>>2207861
How do people find this fun? What's fun about this?
>>2207846
I'd like to take you shooting and watch that cute little ass bounce every time you squeeze off a round, Miyafuji. You look like a girl who knows how to handle a piece.
>>2207818
This is half true
>>2207859
>Bullies you.
>>2207855
I see.. Thank you very much anyway!
>He cracks a small smile
It's just that.. The girls here are nice but some of them are a bit scary.. So I just want to take a few extra precautions, you know?
>>2207884
No! Stop!
>Gets aroused.
>>2207828
Maybe one day.
>>2207829
Are you sure you can handle them?
>Parsee says in her normal tone, walking up to the male and get on her knees in front of him. She them places her hands on the male's pants in-order to help him pull his pants down.
>>2207869
Primarily it's "look look i know how to count and/or read a guide on the 'trick' to this shit". Probably a side dose of bored as fuck too.
>>2207862
>Mage quickly recoils after taking the drop, before stepping back and licking her lips, a faint, small blue puff of smoke flying out of her mouth as she sighs
G-good try, I have magical resistance, silly, you can't force something like that in me
>>2207888
I-I understand, this place is rather.. weird around here. B-but it's ok!
>>2207890
>grabs dick
>>2207869
It's mental exercise that gets easier the more you do it and is satisfying to complete.
I've done some regular sudoku but got bored of it, I find word games much more fun AND I'm hypercompetitive so I prefer to play vs someone else, but I sort of get why people do it.
>>2207890
>Grabs your nerd penis.
Make me loser!
>>2207892
im... sure i can handle the rules and you
>his dick pops out, almost hitting her in the face, pulsating with excitement
what do we do first?
>>2207898
and now i know i need more then a drop... how much would i need for someone with high magical resistance, just incase... i do have some other mages in mind
>>2207892
Oh well, i hope you don't mind a small chat. How's it going?
>>2207892
Parsee
>>2207917
>Tightens grip on your penis and starts to pump it
But you need to be bullied!
>tfw when you thought you knew somebody but you learn something about them and you see them in a whole new light
>>2207938
stupid frogposter
>>2207898
You seem nice though! Not the sort that'd slip me something, or use me as some magic test subject..
>>2207938
Welcome to life. Never hold someone to an ideal and always expect them to be several magnitudes worse than they appear on the outside.
>>2207936
A-Anon please...
(If I wasn't too busy binge watching my show I'd be up for getting bullied.)
>>2207938
this is why you never ask for irl info on anyone ever
>>2207951
But bullying is best when you aren't up for it anon.
I want to suck a cock so bad right now oh my gosh
>>2207958
>grabs your tit and squeezes hard
so you like bullying huh?
>>2207948
>>2207919
(Aww, and now I have to go. I had fun /trash/, see you later~!)
>>2207958
B-But I'm never up for it. Or at least I put up a front that I'm not.
>>2207967
Youmu is a slut! A slut!
>>2207967
you are wearing too much to do that
>>2207968
Waddaya mean tit?
Pedo trash!
>>2207977
I amm
>>2207979
>too much
>skirt
???
Seems about the perfect to me.
>>2207976
inb4 Duetanon or Mizuki
>>2207987
well, if you want to suck a cock, its best to be topless
>>2207938
This is why I don't let anyone get too close to me. Someone always gets hurt in the end.
>>2207974
(See you! Thanks for the antidote!)
>>2207981
>Smacks your face with muhdick
>>2207993
Nah, though I may have hard clothes on fetish at all times. Part of the character's designs that make them are the clothes after all.
>>2207992
Too late faggot
>>2207983
So how bad do you want my cock then?
>>2207996
Careful with that edge. You might cut someone
>>2207999
>Catches it in my mouth and nibbles at the tip.
>>2207976
Which means you want it! You bullyslut!
>>2208008
Fagbitch.
>>2208010
>Drops to her knees and places her hands on your lap, looking up to you while panting a bit in excitement
I want your cock so bad sir.. I've been thinking of drooling over it and sucking it dry for so long now !
>>2208015
>Quickly gets hard
Let go bitch
>>2207810
where are her nipples
>>2208012
I don't deserve friends. I only get in the way.
>kinda want to ERP
>just jumping straight to the sex is about as interesting as rubbing sandpaper on my face
>end up just fantasizing about the odd profile that catches my eye like a total creeplord
>>2208030
when you say it like that how can i deny you? i do have on request however, take off your panties first, i want to see how wet you are~
>he quickly undoes his fly and pulls his cock out towards her face
>>2208030
How about two?
>>2208030
Well then..
>He unzips his pants and pulls his cock out, moving forward a little so the tip brushes against her lips
You know what to do, right?
>>2208037
>Slurps your noodly dick into my mouth like a strand of spaghetti
>>2208034
>Gropes your balls while pumping your socially inept dong
LOSER!
>>2208055
>>just jumping straight to the sex is about as interesting as rubbing sandpaper on my face
Do you often rub sandpaper on your face, or something? While it might not be pleasant, it'll at least engage your attention until you've habituated to it.
Also, this meme that the threads have to be about instant flash-sex or only between an ava-anon, ava-ava, needs to die.
>>2208048
>>2208034
It was totally called for, because you're a fagbitch.
>>2207870
That's awfully lewd of you anon.. But I may know one thing or two about handling guns, at least the ones issued to me.
>>2208048
https://youtu.be/lcWVL4B-4pI?t=39s
>>2208065
>Springs to nearly 8 inches in your mouth, threatening to choke you
>>2208049
Hi Nue
>watching someone get bullied while my bully is on hiatus
I-is this what getting cucked feels like?
>>2208057
I... h-hmph yes sir..
>Pulls down her panties and uses 1 hand to rub and play with her clit, her warm, wet juices making her hand soaked as she leans in and rubs your cock on her face, slowly dragging her tongue from the tip to your balls
>>2208059
t-tow at a time ! I've never done that before but if you think I should...
>>2208079
>Swallows your penis whole reflexively in order to not choke, leaving you without a penis.
Warn someone when you're gonna do that jerk!
>>2208087
I'll make you giggle all I want you baka!
>Unzips lolicock and slaps you in the face with it.
>>2208091
That's like asking if watching porn makes you a cuck.
>>2208099
M-muh penis!
>>2208087
Would dubs suffice?
>>2208102
... does it?
>>2208097
It's good to try new things, right?
>He walks over and stands on your other side, already visibly erect within his pants
And you're so cute
>>2208110
Holy shit so close
>>2208111
I'm....not entirely sure.
If repeating numbers I rape the purple and green bitch
>>2208055
(The buildup, teasing and setting are what interest me most always and I take my sweet ass damn everytime if I do erp, maybe a bit too much.)
>>2208066
(I've never done instant flash-sex as you call it here at least, and never will as Miyafuji. But yeah I agree on that meme part that should be tossed out the window entirely. But I don't thinkg it has been a problem here.)
>>2208109
RIP! This is why penises are for bullying, not to be used for bullying!
>>2208114
>lolicock pimpslaps you like you my hoe and you owe me fiddy dollars.
You aren't taking me seriously?
>squeezes your balls like I'm trying to juice them.
>>2208138
Nope, sorry. Guess someone's going to have to rape you then.
>>2208138
Not even close baby...
>Hides in the lurking corner
>>2208055
then do it instead of going maximum fedora and expecting EVERYONE to do ALL the work for you
>>2208113
Auuuu... i-if you say so I think I might have to !
>She looks to her right and sees your hard cock next to her. She reaches over and begins stroking your cock slowly but firmly, using her fingers to rub and tease the tip
>>2208114
Shit I was so close.
I don't wanna nut your ass anyway faggot, I'd catch sars or something.
>>2208119
I CAME SO CLOSE AND GOT SO FARRR!
BUT IN THE END I'M STILL SAT ON A MATTRESS.
>>2208138
>Implying you can rape me.
>>2208166
Checked.
>>2208055
People think i'm shitposting about a regular old RP thread but I think it would be nice.
>>2208097
>he rubs his cock against her face as he smiles at the sight
yea... enjoy it all you want..
>>2208166
>>2208177
We both got doubles.
I believe that means rape is due
>>2208176
>He looks down and bites his lips at how cute you look, precum drooling all over your fingers in no time
I'm guessing you're no stranger to this...
>>2207792
Awwwh.
Boooo.
>>2208176
I think you're slutty enough to handle three cocks, youmu
>>2208204
She knows the rules and so do you.
>>2208190
>Slaps your fag cock with my lolicock
LOSER! How can you not take my bullying seriously!
>Lolicock smacks yo dick like I'm batman reminding you my parents are dead.
>>2208145
to be honest your stuff has always been pretty good, sure it takes a while to get up to the "hardcore" part but it's always (relatively) believable and well written
She's like a soft melody.
Like a whisper inside your head.
>>2208190
Yeah I'd just peg you with a wiimote while donkeypunching you.
>>2208203
Pls no raperino!
>>2208230
Culll yourself
>>2208230
Memories of wanting something different out of life, but you just
You gotta remember, that yearning inside yourself
>>2208201
Mmmm.. Thank you sir !
>She gasps a bit and presses her face on the back of your cock, panting and drooling on it as she drags her tongue up and down, from the tip to your balls
s-so good...
>>2208204
>Giggles and turns her head to you, sucking her fingers to savor the thick, salty taste of your precum before nodding to you and wrapping her warm, soft lips around the tip of your cock, swirling her tongue in small circular motions
>>2208225
(Thank you anon, I'll try to keep at it as well I can.)
>>2208248
now put it in your mouth, your teasing to much~
>he puts his hands on her head, helping guide his cock into her mouth
>>2208245
I ... didn't actually expect anyone to respond. Did you know the song already or did you google it?
>>2208232
Come ooooon.
I'll be fun!
... I'll order pizza and we can play Garfield cart afterwards
>>2208249
>Grabs your dick and laughs at how small it is
>Slides your tiny dick into my huge lolicock's peehole
>>2208248
>He throws his head back with a smile, placing a hand on top of your head and gently running his hand through your hair
Mm...
>>2208264
maybe i'm just saying that because that futa titty-fuck thing the other night was hot as hell, idk
>>2207933
Yes?
(I apologize my UNI wifi went out.
>>2207927
I am doing great.
>>2207911
>Parsee looks up at the male before looking down at the male's member, pressing her lips against the tip, slowly taking it into her mouth, moving her tongue around the head, savoring the taste.
>>2208249
Gimme a blumpkin bitch.
>>2208279
I bet you get pineapple on your Pizza you subhuman.
>>2208295
ah... worth... the wait... can i ... cum in your mouth... eventually...
>he looks into her eyes as she sucks his cock, it throbs in her mouth
>>2208268
I don't want to answer this.
>>2208266
Yes sir I'm sorry !
>She opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue
Ahhhh~
>Blushes red as your warm, hard cock enters her mouth. She whimpers as her mouth slides up and down your shaft and wraps her tongue around it, making sure each throbbing inch is wet with her drool~
>>2208291
>Moves her mouth back over your cock, placing both hands on your balls as she moves her mouth lower inch my inch with each movement. As her soft, gentle hands tease and rub your balls, your cock only goes further down her throat, making lewd gagging sounds come from her mouth
>>2208295
Glad to hear that.
>>2208319
I can respect that.
Later, Nue.
>>2208305
N-no.. Shut up...
Coooommme oooon. I got dubs. I offered food and vidya. what else do I have to do to give you snuggles?
>>2207818
>Le Nia boogeyman meme
You'll put anyone at the stake, won't you?
>>2208332
Bye Innocent Boy
>>2208322
fagbitch you should email me btw
[email protected]
>>2208333
>trips
BITCH
I don't want your futadick I don't know where it's been! I bet it doesn't even have highscores.
>>2208326
Does it taste... as good as you hoped~
>he slowly starts to face fuck her as she masterbaits, seeing her hand dancing between her legs makes it so much hotter
>>2208309
>She shot a glare up at the male, lightly biting the head of his member as a response to his question. She let out a low, muffled sigh, lightening her teeth's grip on the male's head, slowly taking more of his shaft into her mouth, It was not long until his entire member was inside her mouth, the tip piercing the back of her throat which caused her to gag.
>>2208338
Nia is Taiga autistlord
>>2208352
Oh yeah? Who told you that?
>>2208352
>Nia
>Taiga
..What? Where the fuck is this coming from?
>>2208322
>My lolicock falls off and flops about like a fish dangling from your own cock
>Turns out it was a fish I jammed in my pussy.
Get pranked bro!
>>2208326
>His knees weaken as she takes his length, his cock twitching against her throat and dripping more precum down the back of her tongue
Fuck
No way I'm lasting as long as I thought
>>2208358
My dad works at ERP, bitch
>>2208352
I seriously doubt that anon.
>>2208348
so.. no? thats... fine
>he was getting close fast... not expecting to get this far...
wait... we should... start going all the way...
>trying to refocus himself
>>2208352
>nue and duetanon got to fuck nia before you
>>2208331
What about you?
>>2208352
Taiga is no BF anon dummy.
>>2208380
They're both Nia
>>2208379
Could have been better. My mood tends to drop suddenly, but i hope if i play some guitar it will go away.
>>2208372
>The fish sucks your dick like it is suffocating and needs your cum to live.
>Because it does.
>>2208333
I'm getting sleepy. I'll snuggle with you
>>2208343
It does!
I beat Dark Souls with just my cock
.... one NG+8
... Using Keyboard controls
..ACCEPT MY LOVE DAMMIT
>>2208403
pics or it didnt happen
>>2208392
You record yourself playing a song. Play Tenacious D.
>>2208397
Me on the left!
>>2208403
I can't get the thought of somebody slapping their keyboard around with their dick now.
Thanks.
>>2208372
Do it fagbitch.
>>2208374
People are more two-faced than you want to believe
>>2208417
>not asking for Through the Fire and flames.
Pff
>Pac
Morning children. I hope you slept well. How is your morning progressing?
>>2208403
But did you do it with only fists?
>>2208345
Even better sir !
>She places both hands on her crotch as you throat fuck her. She starts to finger herself and rub her soaking wet clit as your cock moves further down her throat, making your balls slap on her chin and drool to fall from her mouth onto her chest. Long, thick mixes of precum and drool fall from your cock onto your balls falling and landing on her chest as her eyes start to water
>>2208369
I hope you'll cum for me soon sir, I can't wait to swallow every drop <3
>She smiles and swirls her tongue around your cock, licking up all the precum as your cock thrusts down her throat, becoming soaked with her hot, wet drool. She places one hand between her legs, playing with herself as she uses the other to tease your balls, already wet from the saliva falling from her mouth and slowly drags her fingers along them
>>2208425
waiting for the day it turns out someone everyone hates was also playing one of the most popular avatars
>>2208431
Whats yo email then slut?
In going to post my logs where Nia admits to being Taiga. Give me 15 minutes
>>2208427
But I currently listen to the devil battle.
>>2208417
I'll see what i can come up with.
>>2208443
Who the fuck are you?
>>2208436
DON'T TRUST YOUR FRIENDS
DON'T TRUST YOUR NEIGHBOURS
DON'T EVEN TRUST YOUR SHITPOSTERS
>>2208446
Waaait, waaait, waaaaittt you motherfucker!!!
>>2208434
>his hands wipe away her tears as he smiles at her, trying not to get so far in her throat to make her gag
tell me when you're ready for my cum, and i want you to cum soon too~
>>2208446
Okay i'm not that good.
>>2208441
[email protected]
Why I made it overly specific is beyond me at this point
>>2208453
hide yo kids, hide yo waifu
>>2208451
Your prom date you ugly sack of SHIT.
>>2208434
>He bites his lip again and grunts as his cock gently thrusts back and forth in her tight wet throat
Y-you want it in your mouth...?
>>2208413
I didn't take a pic of it. Dumb dumb.
You take a pic of it.
>>2208422
Your welcome.
Thank me by letting me slap you around with my dick.
>>2208433
I.. well....
...Man Serpent Greatsword...
>>2208380
>>2208425
Taiga poster is the same as the one who was here in December right? Nia is definitely not her then.
And after the new year she avoided this place for months due to school before making a return to honor our pinky promise and meet up with Anzu-chan and Ainz.
>>2208436
Waiting for the day the morons in these threads stop giving attention to the things they don't like
>>2208473
>Taiga poster is the same as the one who was here in December right?
No
>>2208436
Should I reveal who duet anon plays as?
>>2208469
I'm really not in the mood bitch.
>>2208474
Sadly, based on current evidence, he'll be right before you will.
>>2208469
>Your welcome.
>>2208425
>two-faced
Even if this were true, Taiga never even talked, just posted images. How does that make them two-faced
>>2208483
Do it.
>>2208482
>>2208473
>>2208498
>>2208498
Two-faced cunt!
>Pac
>>2208469
>she can't beat dark souls with only fists at sl1
Wow DMG. I still love you, but I didn't know you were such a casual...
>>2208473
>And after the new year she avoided this place for months due to school before making a return to honor our pinky promise and meet up with Anzu-chan and Ainz.
Gullible .
>>2208506
Don't mind this, it's just a nigga who tries to turn this into a shit meme ever since i called someone a two-faced cunt.
>>2208456
Best ever
>>2208458
Escpe the city?
>>2208498
They did talk to Nue and duetanon
>>2208511
Except for the fact that it's true.
>>2208473
>Nia
I... I miss my snuggler
But I know Anzu would try to corrupt her into doing lewd things...or crawling around in my rib cage again..
>>2208523
I've only got an acoustic guitar so my options are a bit limited. I can "Is there anybody out there" by pink floyd
>>2208484
GET IN THE MOOD WHILE I CRY IN THE CORNER THEN
>>2208509
Bones why you do this? ;-;
</3
>>2208469
Dmgeeeee....snuggle with meeeeee
>>2208525
>>2208457
h-haa... I'm close already.. please give me your cum sir <3
>She places both hands on your cock, stroking it firm and quick as if she were trying to milk the last drop of cum out while frantically racing her tongue along the tip, savoring all the precum from the throbbing hard tip
>>2208466
Yes please sir ! Or on my face wherever you want !
>Moans and whimpers on your cock, sending the vibrations all through it as her tongue slides and wraps around your cock, holding your sides to keep it in her mouth as she starts to become lost in pleasure, bobbing her head up and down to take all of your throbbing hard shaft
>>2208525
The avatar left. The player still shitposts to this day.
>>2208533
Because you're one of the super pretty kids and I want to make sure your ego doesn't over inflate
>the lich pats DMG's hat reassuringly
>>2208525
You got music studies or do ya just play by ear?
>Pac
Cut out the witch hunting shit you fucking pricks.
Accusing people of being me, accusing Taiga of being Nia
What is the fucking point except to make people feel unwelcome and scared of being accused of being someone else?
>>2208553
>>2208533
Why you wanna be fucking me anyway ho?
>>2208553
I know you're the one stirring this up.
>>2208425
>person changes their personality dependent on the character they're playing
>two-faced
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>2208553
No one cares about your opinion on anything.
>>2208482
Oh, well then I haven't really followed the silly people enough here to care for.
>>2208504
Yes, you're silly.
>>2208511
Well, if she really is posting someone else, then so be it. Nia is the one I know her for and care about, none of this should even matter really. And I do doubt 99.9% of Nia being here except for few random posts as anon to me few days back since she lurks time to time.
>>2208526
I miss her too Ainz, as I do Anzu-chan now too. Real life idoling seems to have swallowed her now entirely. I.. umm.. I may have been the biggest influence actually on the lew.. never mind actually.
>>2208532
Play a Hero of War
>>2208539
What did you want before?
>>2208563
Fucker this was my first post in this thread, I'm not as much a prick as you guys.
>>2208539
Fuck
>He pulls his cock from your mouth in a trail of spit and gently presses the rod up against your soft lips and cute little nose, oozing a frothy load out onto your face with a groan
>>2208587
what I am doing now only with you :c
>>2208588
Don't lie. You want to being everyone down to the same level as you.
>>2208574
THEN STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION YOU STUPID FUCK
>>2208588
All this witch hunting is your fault to begin with
>>2208588
>IP count didn't go up
>>2208551
Th-thanks Bones
... Wait did you say I have a big ego?
>>2208561
Because you seem cool and we can play vidya together.
.... And that ass needs a beating like Donkey Kong Jungle Beats bongos.
>>2208577
Miyafuji...
That sounded dangerously like a confession...
Come, sit on Papa Bones knee and tell him
ALL
ABOUT
IT
>>2208587
This could do. I'll see what i can come up with. But its gonna be later because i have to go now.
Have a nice day Parsee.
>>2208613
Will you stop fucking talking to this cancerous cunt already, you fucking moron? Guess what, that's why he keeps coming back. Retard.
>>2208555
Shut up Nia
>>2208553
The more you be salty about this the more you're proving our point
>>2208577
>A paper airplane soared towards you at casual speed, bearing some words on the inside of the paper
"Zuzu will always be lurking~ If I'm not outside anyway, life has been so new and exciting now that I been leaving my cocoon!"
"With love, Zuzu the cuddlesnugglequeen"
>When Nue is the reasonable one and people are clamoring to vilify him.
>>2208626
>>2208633
>when you don't post an image and pretend to be anon
>>2208633
Dropped your ava, nue
>>2208618
Not that you have one. Just making sure you don't go on an egomaniacal lewdpage of giant proportions in the near future.
>kinda like a few days ago when you were showing me some of your 'clothes'
>>2208587
What if i told ya i can play Through the fire and flames?
>Pac
>>2208619
Nuh uhh, I ain't telling anything that was between us.~
>She put her thumb on tip of the nose hand open gesturing at you.
>>2208630
Haaah, I knew it. The agencies sure have good ears to inform us of her. Stay safe Anzu-chan.~
Well, only a little after ERP recovers from his faggotry, Nue comes back.
Time to leave for a week or so
>>2208611
Poor you
>>2208624
Have a safe day.
>>2208635
Your tears arent worth anything anymore fuck off already
>>2208647
You did prove that. Did you save the vocaroo?
>>2208603
>Whimpers and moans in delight as the thick, sticky load of cum lands on her face. She holds your cock and rubs it on her, using it to wipe up all your cum before sucking it off, getting the last few drops in her mouth while doing so. She swallows the whole load and rubs your cock on her face, panting like a doggy while kissing it
ahhhh thank you thank you thank you <3
>>2208650
This shit would be happening without Nue here, nice boogeyman.
>>2208650
TAKE ME WITH YOU
>>2208653
>.
>>2208635
Do you still check your email?
>>2208655
Yea, it's still in my browsers history since i recorded it.
>Pac
>>2208644
Now, Mr bones. You know you liked my new white panties just as much as I do~
>>2208663
>le Nue boogeyman meme meme
>>2208663
Pretending not to be Nue is the only thing more cancerous than you are
>>2208676
Hurry up
>>2208648
I'm very disappointed in you Miyafuji.
You can pay for the therapy down the line then.
>With a reluctant shrug he aggressively ruffled Miyafuji's hair, because she was still cute after all and Ainz could never stay mad at the snuggle sized ones.
>>2208661
Ah....
>He grabs you in an embrace and gives you a loving kiss
No, thank YOU, cutie
That was great
>>2208677
>>2208686
>you thought it was taiga poster but it was i, crying anime gif poster!
>>2208680
S-shut up stupid sexy DMG. You can't prove anything.
>>2208689
If I ever break something, I promise to fix it with my own hands.~
>She giggled heartily with the skelly making a mess of her fluffy hair.
>>2208703
>>2208677
Here's a poem.
Make a noose
Let loose
Make all your troubles go away
You're a bother?
Grab another
Take a friend with ye'
>>2208703
You're alright
>>2208706
I'd just post the screen caps... But I'm not a big meanie <3
>>2208733
Not cool or funny, please remove.
>>2208695
h-haa you're so nice to me ! <3
>She hugs you tight and kisses you back, giggling and plays with your tongue
Another one
>>2208735
... point taken
>>2208738
>He wrestles around with your tongue and runs his hands down your cute body
Of course, why wouldn't I be?
>>2208742
What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?
11, because it has another one.
test
>>2208766
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU QUOTING?
>>2208753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2V_ZVhgHzI
>>2208785
>>2208802
Thanks anon.
I came here to see if my desire for innocent yuri facesitting could be fulfilled but now I'm not so sure.
>Ainz, humming a lovely rendition of spooky scary skeletons happily harvests bones from the dead erp thread.
>>2208836
>>2208836
Sadly the only things around here are boners. And even then those are in short supply now.
God damn, I'm so bored.
>>2208895
Join the club, we have magic.
>>2208895
Join Nue and nia in the noose games everyone is invited
>>2208870
Bully my penis and I'll give you some supply.
>>2208907
Sure papa bones but I hope you don't mind if I don't post pics since I'm on my phone~
>>2208895
Wanna go fuck shit up?
>>2208895
Hi So Bored. How're you today?
>>2208924
>mika
>>2208924
Oh god I know that pain. I went from phone to laptop to phone to laptop yesterday and it was an abstract hell I never want to deal with again.
>>2208958
Poor baby~
Maybe when you get home I can help you relief all that pent up stress?~
Are we having a bored club meeting?
>>2208138
If repeating numbers I rape the blue and pink cutie
>>2208969
Nice try fag
>>2208965
>blue heart
Also fair warning I might just vanish if something does come up
>>2208975
Oh come on 69 has got to count for something right?
>>2208969
If repeating numbers I get off the rape list of the green dom
>>2208981
Ain't count for shit. I'm not going to let you try to slide that shit and act like it's good enough
>>2208986
Looks like you get a check next to your name instead~
>>2208995
okay check this post then
>>2208969
>69
Close, but no rape cigar~
>>2208978
I understand honey <3 My big strong girl gotta work hard so she can buy me nice things and take me on dates :3
>>2209006
Not even close fag
>>2209015
>(tfw your mom doesn't want to buy you anything)
If repeating numbers I dominate dominator!
>>2209016
Grop Damnit I missed the trips
>>2209015
I'll get you next time
>>2209028
I'll buy ya a smack across the ass if you don't stop your bitching
>>2208733
Cute, but you know the instant you started making her feel good she'd lose control of all those pointy little legs.
The clicking alone...
>>2209006
Oh god it's you! I was in the hospital for months after what those tentacle things did to me. You were working together with that stocking girl last time but it looks like she's not here anymore. I wonder if that means you'll be even more scared of letting me touch you
>>2209015
You bet Mana, I'd love to take you to the world's biggest mall and just let you go wild~!
>mika
>>2209038
get fucked nerd
>>2209030
nope
>>2209049
Well it's not tentacles, it's lava.. in the shape of tentacles..
>>2209066
I've done that already
>>2209074
>>2209038
Mama DMG: 1
Dommy Mommy: 0
>>2209052
You know I'd have to buy a few pairs of panties for just your eyes <3
>>2209086
if repeating numbers Plutia continues to be a cute
>>2209074
sure fag
>>2209074
I don't care about the technicalities. Point is you shoved like a thousand up my ass and then just left me on your ship. I put up a good fight trying to resist you and you just left me to die
>>2209030
If numbers you dominate me.
>>2209113
(How do post images)
>>2209114
Oh yeah, that was fun~
Wanna do it again?
>not like you have a choice
>>2209121
Ok.
>>2209113
>Slow clapping
>>2209125
Yeah sure, maybe this time you'll be man enough to let me touch you instead of restraining my arms ;)
If repeating numbers.......fuck if i know.
>>2209113
Awww...
>>2209121
Huuh, you didn't get numbers.
>>2209099
>>2209130
Noice
>>2209145
Oh yeah, you can use your hips to fuck me and save me the effort of raping you
>>2209141
A half point is better than no points!
>>2209155
you did it
>>2209121
Gladly
If repeating numbers, I tell them tomorrow.
>>2209165
Course i did it, i always get them.
>>2209165
Fuck you? And up on the floor covered in blood, no thanks
>>2209157
Yes I did.
>>2209130
>>2209165
I'll take up these offers another time.
>>2209192
Oh don't worry, I only kill the ones I don't like
>New japanese meme character is an english teacher.
>>2209210
Well it's obvious you like me then. Unfortunately, the feelings aren't reciprocated. I just came here to vent at you
>>2209219
>lip fang
I don't understand that fang thing. Why do so many artists do that
>>2209208
Its a one time deal. Get 'em when they are hot.
>>2209219
I'm loving it, though bit of a excessive amounts of threads on /a/ now of it.
>>2209264
So tempting to play her, she's adorable.
>>2209241
Probably more a melty mouth?
>>2209245
Guess I'll have to pass then.
>>2209228
Well now you're just a disappointment.
>She stands, looking unamused with her arms crossed underneath her breasts, pushing them up slightly
>>2209284
We can always appreciate a cute girl here. Do it!
>>2209292
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKIN' DISAPPOINTING, NIGGA? THAT YOU HAVEN'T JUMPED OFF A FUCKING SKYSCRAPER YET. I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU DIE SO THAT YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY OF CLOWNS LAUGHS SO HARD THEY GET FUCKING CANCER.
>>2209286
THE ONLY THING I HOPE YOU FUCKING PASS IS A KIDNEYSTONE THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL SO YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ARE TORN TO SMALL SHREDS OF FUCKING BLOOD AND DEATH.
>>2209284
I WILL FUCKING MELT YOU IN A TUB OF ACID THEN DUMP THE CHUNKY SOUP INTO A FUCKING PIT OF STARVING FISH YOU UGLY FUCKING CUNT.
>>2209219
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR MEMES AND SPICE THEM UP BY DRINKING AN ENTIRE GALLON OF GAS THEN LIGHTING YOURSELF ON FIRE.
>>2209326
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING YELLING,SON?
>>2209335
TIME TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN.
YOU'VE GONE RABID.
>>2209313
Guess I'll make a folder.
>>2209326
EY, UNCLE'S BACK!
>>2209343
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF, PUNK ASS BITCH NIGGA? IF YOU OPENED YOUR FUCKING EARS FOR A SPLIT FUCKING SECOND, MAYBE YOU COULD HEAR ME. I HAVE TO YELL VERY LOUDLY TO GET PAST BOTH THE SOUND OF WET MEATY SLAPS OF FAGGOT MASTURBATION AS WELL AS THE CUM FILLING THEIR PERVERTED FUCKIN' EARS. THEY EARFUCK EACHOTHER.
>>2209292
>He looks at the smug look on her face and finally snaps.
Fine, if you want me to do this so badly I will. Just don't be crying when you're the one that's left all alone on the floor covered in my cum.
>He runs up to her and pushes her against the wall and then roughly begins playing with her breast
>>2209326
>this anon's face when LD does not feed him a (You)
>>2209346
I'll look forward to it, Baker-sensei!
>>2209366
I WOULD LIKE TO FEED YOU NOTHING BUT TWO HUNDRED FUCKING GALLONS OF ANTHRAX MIXED WITH ASBESTOS LACED WITH CYANIDE AND COBRA VENOM, YOU FUCKING TWAT.
g'night niggers
>>2209373
FOR BAKING, THE S.S HAD THE RIGHT IDEA WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU. SHOVE IN THE OVEN UNTIL BLACK AND ASHY, POUR INTO UNMARKED GRAVE, SERVE COLD.
>>2209363
>Taking her hands down behind you, groping your ass with both her hands, pulling your bulge into her, grinding it against her crimson red panties
Oh I knew you wanted it, you dirty little boyslut~
>>2209286
Boooo~
SOMETIMES I THINK, HEY, MAYBE I'M BEING TOO FUCKING HARD ON YOU POOR DEGENERATES, THEN I REALIZE YOU'RE ALL THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND THAT YOUR MERE EXISTENCE IS HELPING FUEL THE ONCOMING DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING MULTI-UNIVERSE AND THAT YOU NEED TO BE ELIMINATED ON ANY FUCKING BASIS, AND THAT YOU'VE HAD HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CHANCES TO AMEND YOUR WAYS, YOU HAVE NO REMORSE.
I WILL ANNIHILATE ALL OF YOU.
>>2209408
AND YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT, YOU DEATH-FLASH LOOKING SLOW FAT BITCH. I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN RUN DOWN THE FUCKING STREET WITH ALL OF THE LARD ATTACHED TO YOUR FLOPPY, FLUBBERY FRAME.
>>2209359
WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING A PUNK ASS BITCH NIGGA? YOU SOFT AS PUDDING YOU FUCBOI BITCH MADE NIGGA. BOUT TO GO PIMP ON YO ASS AND SHOW YA HOW MY BACK HAND WAY STRONG.
>>2209438
You're a scary one, aren't ya?
>>2209438
WOW I'M SO FUCKING SCARED HERE LET ME JUST RUN AWAY AND HIDE OR MAYBE I'LL FUCKING DEVOUR YOUR ENTIRE CONCEPT AND SPIT OUT A FUCKING STRING OF INSULTS AT YOU AS I USUALLY DO YOU FUCKING JOKE.
YOU'RE ABOUT AS PLEASANT AS AN STD AT AN ORGY.
SEE, THAT'S AN ANALOGY I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE YOU HAVE STDS AND ARE ESSENTIALLY AT AN ORGY AS WE SPEAK.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
>>2209459
BOI I WATCHED YOU FAKE THAT DEATH TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME YOU PUNK ASS LITTLE BITCH. YOU SPEAK HARD BUT YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT TO BACK IT UP. YOU TAKE LEAD A COUPLE TIMES AND YOU DUCK OUT LIKE YOU CAN JUST HIDE IT OUT AND WAIT. NO, NO, YOU CAN NEVER HIDE IT OUT. YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME? YOU CAN'T EVER GET THE FUCK OUT. I'LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU SO HARD YOU'LL BE THINKING YOUR NAME IS THE TASTE OF FUCKING BLOOD AND YOU'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO FUCKING TALK IN PIG LATIN.
>>2209460
YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING SCARY, YOU ABOMINATION OF NATURE. WHENEVER YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU SHOULD FUCKING END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.
>>2209408
>His face redens frustrated that you're already taking control away. He moves his hands toward your arms and tries to push them against the wall to get them away from his weak spot
Sh-shut up! The only thing I want is to bring you down
>>2209491
Go spend a couple minutes in HG to learn how to be a half decent shitposter please, this is honestly just pathetic.
>>2209478
BITCH I TOOK THEM BULLETS AND SMILED, FAKED MA DEATH SO I CAN GET REVENGE AND NEVER GET CAUGHT. THAT'S CALLED RUNNIN' THE GAME, NIGGA. I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU SO HARD YO GRANDKIDS GONNA TURN OUT RETARDED.
>>2209510
>learn how to be a half-decent shitposter
Except he's having fun. Besides, HG shitposting is just flinging tabloid-tier crap at the walls and seeing what sticks.
>>2209438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HKmM3LhYdg
>>2209498
>She stares back at you, raising one eyebrow and lowering the other, producing a smug confidence in her expression, as you pin her wrists to the wall she simply glares back at you
What are you waiting for then?
Dominate me~
>>2209510
Try not replying to shitposting in the first place, idiot
>>2209523
>Tfw nothing will never top the shitposters that spammed on /b/
I miss Desu-chan and Car Anon.
>>2209545
/b/ is literally the shitposting board
its just ylyl bananas, porn, and gore threads
>>2209510
NIGGA WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE EVEN TALKING TO I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BLUE-HAIRED CRUSTY-ASS HO, YOUR MOTHER WAS FUCKIN' PIGS TO MAKE YOUR SWINE-SCENTED PORQUINE ASSHOLE.
>>2209517
NIGGA DO YOU KNOW THE REASON THE CRIPS AND THE BLOODS AIN'T FIGHTIN' ANY MORE? ONE DAY I GOT BETWEEN THEY FIGHTING AND THEY TRIED TO DROP THAT LEAD ON ME BUT WHEN I GOT THE FUCK UP AND ALL THEY SAW THAT I WAS MAD, IT PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN 'EM AND THEY STRAIGHTENED THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAD TO MANUALLY UNFUCK THEIR SHIT BEFORE THEY -REALLY- GOT ME PISSED. NIGGA, I AM THE FUCKING ARCHITECT OF YOUR FATE AND RIGHT NOW I'M ABOUT TO DROP AN ENTIRE FUCKIN' STACK OF PAPER ON YOU LIKE YOU THINK I WAS PRINTIN' COUNTERFEIT. SHIT, I BET YOU CAN ONLY COUNT TO TWENTY IF YOU AIN'T WEARIN' SHOES, NIGGA. ROCKS WISH THEY WAS AS FUCKIN' THICK AS YOU. YOU AIN'T RUNNIN', YOU RUN LIKE A FUCKIN' COUCH RUNS, NIGGA.
>>2209533
DO YOU EVEN COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU ARE? I JUST TOOK A SHIT, AND I LOOKED AT IT AND THOUGHT, 'WELL, THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT'. YOU ARE SHIT, BUT YOU AREN'T GOOD. ALL OF THE STINK WITH NONE OF THE SATISFACTION.
>>2209545
I miss BARK-chan.
>>2209574
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A CONFUSED FUCKIN' SAD SACK OF MORON. HURR DEE FUCKIN' DURR, WHAT ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE TODAY, ASSCLOWN, OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY JUGGLIN' LIES TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER? I HOPE YOU SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL OR A USED CONDOM AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
>>2209533
>You can clearly see the frustrated look on his face as your confidence and smug face set him over the edge.
I will you you'll see what I can do
>He pushes her down to her knees and takes off his pants
Let's see that smug look when you have this in your mouth
>>2209545
Cirno
>>2209595
NIGGA THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS? NIGGA YOU GOT A TIC-TAC PENIS, ALL THAT SHIT DO IS FRESHEN SOMEONE BREATH OR MAYBE FLOSS THEY TEETH. YOU GOT A SPAGETTI COCK, NIGGA. YOU JUST FEEDIN' THE DEMONS. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
>>2209595
>She willingly bends herself down, dropping to her knees, just to glare at your average cock, tilting her head slightly, still wearing her dominant teasing expression that you fully intended to wipe from her
What.. this little thing? what is this? 4 inches~?
kinda cute really~
>She grins up at you, knowing she's playing with your emotions and driving your anger to fuck her even harder. might as well shut her up~
>>2209560
>All this shitposting.
Looks like I'll be doing things over email today.
>>2209673
>>2209644
>tfw hoshit will never unleash his wrath on erp
>>2209673
Do it in the thread to drown it out.
>>2209703
>Wanting shitposting and cancer to invade this place like it does HG.
Nymph please.
>>2209720
>Implying it hasn't already
You must be new here
>>2209638
>His grip on her tightens out of the anger he is feeling. He forces it in her mouth hoping it'll wipe her smug expression. He begins pulling her hair to push his cock even deeper inside her mouth
This little thing made you cum last time
>You could hear the anger laced in every word
>>2209720
>implying it doesn't already check both of those boxes
TODAY, THE BATTLE IS MINE.
BEGONE, FOUL CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SHITPOSTED INTO PURITY.
I SHALL NOW COMMENCE WIPING UP THE STRAGGLERS.
>>2209736
LIKE YOU. HEY, NEEDLE-DICK PUNK ASS BITCH, MAYBE YOU OUGHTA STOP GORGING YOURSELF ON INFINITE AMOUNTS OF DICK AND START BEING A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY INSTEAD. OR IS THAT TOO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND?
>>2209752
Yes it is. I already fully endorse it.
>>2209747
>Man, there's a lot of shit in here.
>I should shit in here.
>>2209761
If you want shitposting that bad then fuck off back to HG.
>>2209736
>Your cock finally starting to swell up from the sensation of her hot mouth around it, slowly pushing it's way into the back of her throat as she works her tongue around it's expanding length, progressively making you harder as you bite your lips, trying to hold back and prevent her from knowing how well she was doing down there as she confidently glances up at you
>people unironically misusing the words shitposting and meme all the time
>>2209762
Are you.... Shitoncent boy?
(Is 25 enough for a folder?)
>>2209768
>implying I'm not in both
What is it with y'all and picking sides?
>>2209772
>>people unironically misusing the words shitposting
What else do you call posting that does nothing but detract from the thread on purpose?
>>2209784
Enough to use picture of yourself everytime you post. Though how situational images, well that's probably a issue.
>>2209786
This thread is for ERP. If you want to derail and shit where you eat then go and stay go in the hg threads.
Worst thing that happened to us is when hg faggots started chitchatting in here. Do some erotic roleplay or fuck off.
>>2209784
(adequate for a single session maybe but if you want to keep going and stay fresh you oughta get more)
(my LD folder is up to 334 now)
also STOP REPLYING TO THE SHITPOSTER GOD DAMNIT
>>2209813
Thia thread isn't just for ERP. If that's what you want then you can take it to private and avoid all of the hassle.
>>2209814
>>2209807
(Well Ellen Baker is a fresh meme so there will be plenty of images soon enough.
Just like that cat keyhole underwear and tit window sweaters.)
>>2209824
>This threads isn't just for ERP
Then what the fuck is it for? I though this was the erp thread. Did I take a wrong turn somewhere?
>>2209813
Considering the only time there is decent erp going on is when the turbosluts show up, I'd say I'm not doing that much damage.
>>2209824
What is this place for if not just for ERP? Granted I don't mind talking between people here about everyday things as long it's not overriding the thread. Shitposting, spamming and memeing can go straight outta the window however.
>>2209770
>His breathing becomes much more labored as he desperately tries not to moan in front of her. He begins shoving his cock even harder and faster inside of her mouth hoping that it'll finally get rid of the confident expression on her face.
Oh what have nothing to say
>He says in very slow labored breaths
>>2209843
hey I'm trying
I guess I actually am one of the turbosluts fuck
Where is all the breeding?
>>2209843
>"hurr durr the room is a little empty so let me just take a giant shit on the floor"
>>2209863
>not even resetting you IP
Hi Nue
>>2209843
>Considering the only time there is decent erp going on is when the turbosluts show up, I'd say I'm not doing that much damage.
You're trolling aren't cha? That or you weren't here the other day when few players and anons were having your so called 'decent erp' and none of them are turbosluts during the morning/afternoon. What the fuck Nymph?
>>2209786
>>2209843
>turbosluts
>you'll never be an ERP pure maiden
>>2209837
Aw yeah, time to be hot for teacher.
>>2209853
>She looks slightly annoyed at your taunting, before raising one of her hands, pointing at the fact that she's got a cock inside her mouth and can't talk back, then looking back up, not breaking her gaze with your eyes as she slides her throat along your length, taking that hand down to massage your balls, her warm grip bringing on further sensation
>>2209873
I'm not sure this is our usual Nymph. Filenames seem strange, as well as the active shit-stirring...
not sure.
>>2209638
are you ready for this sunday night WHEN MONSTER COCK ANON BEATS DOMINATOR TO A BLOODYPULP IN ERP SSSSSSSSSSSSSUPERSLAM
>>2209867
>a little empty
>2 people erping
Whatever, ive had my fun
Tata~
>>2209890
Reminder that Lord Dominator has the ability to control an manipulate magma
Why do hgfags come here? Do any of them even ERP?
>>2209867
>just take a giant shit on the floor
hey! That's my line!
>>2209897
I know for a fact that Yin and Scanty ERP here
>>2209843
Then who do you consider decent erp?
>>2209897
Have you been in an HG thread? It's like a pit of teen angst and shitflinging. I don't blame them for wanting to hang out here but they could at least pretend to respect the purpose of the threads.
That place does bad things to people, it's like an antisocial behavior training ground.
>>2209895
You're trying way too fuckin hard
Please.. stop
>>2209897
Nooot this again. Yes, some do, like Ragyo. But I don't think she frequents HG anymore? So she's a ERPfag now pretty much. And then again if you erp here, you're a erper, not hgfag. If you're erpfag like me and I go to HG, would I be a erpfag?
Aaargh. Two different places, for different purposes. People can like several things at the same time but where they do it, they're in for it.
>>2209909
And you aren't?
>>2209879
>Pats head
>>2209897
I do ERP here, I just keep myself hidden to avoid further shitposting from both sides.
>>2209918
Helloooooooo~
>>2209906
I'm perfectly fine with them coming here, I've seen the hg threads and I know they're bad. But that doesn't mean they have to track in their bullshit when they come through the door.
>>2209916
Except Ragyo isn't from HG
>>2209868
What are you talking about?
Everyone pretty much knows who I am don't they?
>>2209916
Why does everyone think she's from HG? She's not.
>>2209929
Except she is.
>People think HG is the only reason ERP is barren here
>When some of the worst attention whores from here don't even know what HG is
If you think everyone has always ERP'd here you're full of shit, there are tons of attention whore that barely ever roleplayed here way before we let HG in.
And acting like HG needs to ERP when you gave shit like Mettaton a complete pass is just bias as fuck.
Kinda wanna put a carrot in Tewis butt and eat it out
>>2209897
(Because HG can be pretty cancer at times)
(There is a bunch of nice people too though)
>>2209903
(I ERP but not as scanty)
>Her gaze is mesmerizing. He gets distracted looking at her eyes and let's out a moan. She can see the frustration clear on his face
>>2209935
Then what was her hg avatar?
>>2209935
(Elizabeth was from HG?)
>>2209941
Yupyup.
>>2209942
Oh I know~
Can I be Nue?
>post yfw Ragyo is Alma Elma
>>2209927
I agree, it's hard for some of them to shed the hostile mindset. ERP is as prone to drama as any online community but at least we occasionally pretend to like each other.
I warned everybody crossing the streams was a bad idea.
Nobody ever listens.
>>2209962
The character? Go ahead, start saving for a folder and do it.
>>2209937
>>People know I am the only reason ERP is barren here
>>When some of the worst attention whores from here is me
>If you think I have ever ERP'd here you're full of shit, I'm an attention whore that barely ever roleplayed here way before we let (you) in.
>And acting like I need to ERP when you gave shit like me a complete pass is just bias as fuck.
>>2209971
>>2209976
>You don't deserve to be compared to Nue.
Nigga, are you retarded? That IS Nue
>>2209976
(Thanks I guess, Viv is pretty hard to get in the mood to ERP with the characterisation I've established of being a huge bitch so I just started playing Tewi for fucking.)
>>2209943
>Taking a clear enjoyment out of breaking you so easily, she drifts her second hand down to her slit, indulging herself in your shame as you break out moaning from her warm mouth, clamped around your cock, her black lips pressing into it's base and her hand groping your loose balls
As someone who used to frequent HG and now frequents ERP and /leigon/, I've learned an important lesson.
Don't bring up the other communities up unless you're Anonymous, simple as that.
Not only will most people not give a shit where you came from, others will see you as the worst of that community, so there's literally no benefit of bringing it up.
>>2209971
>mfw she isn't
>mfw I know the truth
>>2210002
what indication is there that it is Nue?
>>2209971
l, honest to god, miss Alma. I wish she would show up at least once so we know she's doing okay.
>>2210005
(I would fuck you but I really hate Tewi.)
>>2210037
(You wanted to fuck me the first day I was playing her!)
>>2209961
S-stay away!
>She cowers with kneesocks
>>2210031
She's fine, we chat once in a while on steam. Doing RL shit and vidya. I have no idea if she 'fags anybody nowadays and don't ask.
>>2210037
>Y-You too
>>2209961
>>2210049
It's kinda hard to tell someone like that to fuck off lightly
>>2210057
>>2210076
Oh nice, TWO dirty little sluts for me to fuck~
>>2210010
>He tries one last time to destroy her smug face. Forcefully he pushes her head against the wall keeping it there with the repeated force of his thrusting. Saliva mixed with precum gushes out of her mouth as the speed of thrusting increases. He stares back into her eyes trying his best to challenge her
>>2210048
(That was me going through a phase.)
>>2210071
(One day.)
>>2210088
>I thought you said you liked Tewi
>>2210058
Well that's good to hear. I really wish she would stop by, but I know that it would end up causing a huge fuss...
>>2210005
I didn't mean for it to be a back-handed compliment. It was just that Viv herself is kind of a cringey concept in some ways, so I thought it would derail the thread. It didn't really do that though.
>>2210101
Liiiink, I want your dick!
>>2210099
(No, I never in my life ever said I liked Tewi. If someone posting as Parsee said they like Twei then that was not me.)
>>2210087
>She defiantly stares back at you, still rubbing herself down there and enjoying your frustration as you're already at the brink of cumming and she's still in control, despite being on the bottom and taking it as hard as your hips can give it
>>2210101
Link give me your seed!
>>2210101
Link upload a torrent!
>>2210113
Anooooon~ I never have enough time to play during the day to play. Catch me tonight when I'm back on.
>>2210127
>Tosses you a bag full of Ember Seeds
There ya go!
Waaah! I want attention toooooo!
>>2210113
Fag
>>2210101
It probably would, and she probably knows that.
I'll let her know she's missed next time I see her though. I understand you two were... intimate at one time.
>>2210135
(You)
>>2210134
Oh, ok...
>>2210123
>tfw you'll never grow a dick and rape Lady Dominator
>>2210135
>mfw we can't post delicious loli porn on /trash/ because Hiroshima hates fun and loves furfaggots
>>2210079
Sluts?? If you want a slut then you're looking for a retarded smelly blonde angel about this high with a cock in her mouth. Do you really think that Kneesocks or I would ever do something so sick and degenerative? Being a slut is against the RUURUS for a reason!
>>2210162
Actually being a slut is one of the RUURUS here.
>>2210133
Wh-What?
>>2210140
Well, we weren't too intimate... I was kind of a stick in the mud back then. But I did have fun interacting with her, she was always really nice to me.
Just tell her I said hi and that I hope she's doing well.
>>2210154
I'm really sorry anon. I usually come back around at around 9-10pm CST if you wanna try then.
>>2210123
>He begins pulling her hair trying desperately to make her at least acknowledge that he's being rough. His hips begin shaking tired from the thrusting and overcome by pleasure. He takes a deep breath and tries to study
>>2210121
B-But... oh... sorry.
>>2210158
>pats your back
There, there.
>>2210161
/trash/ has no hotpocketeers, they won't do anything about people posting loli unless they get a report.
>>2210150
Yippie!
>>2210161
Pedohpile! Hentai!
>>2210173
i'll take that risk
>>2210184
>buries face in Mika's boobs as she squeezes her and cries
>>2210179
Why 2tewi? Does HG have a Tewi?
>revealed who i was to a friend here
>he planned to erp with me beforehand
>now wont be able to because the comparision is too strong
Kill me desu
>>2210179
But what? It's not your fault that the community completely ruined her.
>>2210177
Don't feel bad we all have different schedules. I'll probably moss you, but it's nice to talk to you anyways!
>he looks up at you and gives a bright smile
>>2210184
>Throws love
>>2210158
That's okay, I'll just rape you instead
>>2210162
Oh yeah? You sure look like you want it~
>>2210178
>Your attempt to stay focused and restrain yourself is almost instantly blown away by a sudden tight grip on your balls, her hand squeezing them and driving new pleasure straight up your spine, accompanied by her steady taunting eyes as you gaze down at her, barely holding back against her relentlessly hot mouth
>>2210199
>hugs you instead
>>2210208
it's not the same! </3
>>2210204
>He walks up to you and pulls you in close, embracing you in a warm hug.
I'm really sorry anon. I'll try to wake up a little earlier tomorrow, maybe we can meet up then.
>>2210210
>lets it happen
T-thanks
>>2210211
Want to try my hot little pocket?
>>2210217
tayk ur tim
>>2210221
(Seriously it's fine I work mornings so I know how you feel.)
>>2210198
Yeah, I'm HG Tewi. I was surprised to see somebody ERPing her, she looks a bit too young IMO.
>>2210202
They did?
>>2210208
That pic reminds me that you'd be good at playing frog princess there
>>2210216
You're right, it's better~
>>2210240
(sadly I'm really not familiar with the character.)
>>2210234
Thousands of years old though =:3
>>2210234
Yes.
>>2210256
Tewi a sexiest
>>2210230
D-don't tempt me! I'm not at liberty to indulge at the moment. See you around, though.
>>2210208
>He grits his teeth and closes his eye trying his best not to cum but to no avail. His hips slam into her face one last time as he begins emptying all his frustration into her mouth. His grip on her hair lightens and his face is clearly concerned not wanting to open his eyes and see the smug face of his defeat
>>2210256
I guess, but she looks around 8
>>2210271
How so? I don't know shit about the 2hu community.
>>2210228
It's gonna be okay!
>>2210251
Damn that's too bad, she's kinda like dominator, that tongue gives ya wet dreams.
>>2210233
I know that feel. I'm usually out all afternoon, so I have no choice but to show up in the early morning or late night dead hours. It's such a pain.
>>2210281
It's better to know that you don't the touhou community.
>>2210256
To expand on what you said earlier; Nishimura has actually said he doesn't care what the rules say. If nobody reports it he allows it because he believes the rules are there for user satisfaction. So, if enough people agree - 3 loli can be allowed on trash.
>>2210302
>>2210345
What?
>>2210279
>You feel her warm mouth slowly pull away, leaving your wet cock dripping as you open your eyes to see her gulping down all your cum, grinning back up at you, wiping her mouth off
heh.. that all you got~?
>>2210289
Thanks bestkarin
>>2210345
I want to stick my cock in your mouth
>>2210352
>Licks your cheek
>>2210314
Let's see.
>>2210359
l-lewd
>>2210352
>stabs shoulder
>>2210371
Jesus, I really want to fuck tewi's tight little cunny
>>2210375
It's the truth tho
>>2210355
>He catches his breath trying to think of a rebuttal
Shut up d-dont pretend like you didn't like it
>>2210314
Hiro really is the hero we needed, isn't he?