ERP Thread
Massaging butts edition
Previous thread: >>2207783
>>2210388
I love butts!
Bunnies are built to breed.
>>2210388
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
>>2210405
I want to breed with the bunny till I'm spent
>>2210405
Go away nue
If it's not too much, I'd like to handle making the next thread, it's been a good while since I've trapped all you horny fucks aboard my ship~
>>2210399
eh, you were adequate. cute though~
>You notice she's still slowly massaging her pussy, letting you know that you barely pleased her and she's just doing it herself
>>2210440
NO! I object! I can't handle being on that ship again. Don't let her do it!
>>2210456
Oh don't worry, my robot's aren't nearly as rough as I am~
>>2210463
You have robots too?!
>Faints
>>2210407
"I like your gas and all. But please don't do it publicly. I don't want to get caught."
>That emotional concern in which one has no male partner to spend time with
>>2210471
Oh yeah, they're really great, solid volcanic rock, lasers on em, basically unkillable
Designed em myself~
(Video related)
https://youtu.be/xslBV_a4x-U
>>2210492
You look like youre 6 so you shouldn't even have male friends yet
>>2210492
>that mental sensation when you've overcome loneliness and now feel free and happy only when you're not in a relationship
>>2210440
I'm not cute! Now that I have a clear head I know what you're doing. Taunt me all you want but I know you liked it maybe not as much as I wanted but you still liked it. I vented and now I'm going to leave this stupid place
>He flips her off before turning around and leaving
(I gotta go I'll be back tonight if you're still here)
>>2210500
Oh of course it was fun~
>She chuckles slightly at your rebellious gesture, finding you more adorable that threatening
>>2210175
You seem to have the wrong idea
RUURUS are always made by those with power! It's a fact! It's the truth! It's an absolute RUURU!
Begone loser
>>2210208
(I do just not as scanty)
The only thing I want is to fix the degenerate climate of this place! Full reform can only be obtained through new RUURUS! and new ideologies! It is in these that true beauty lies
But how about a wager? Loser has to ERP with everyone and can't deny a single request!
>>2210522
A challenge?
You think you could be the #1 in the entire galaxy?
I wanna see a drunk Lord Dominator!
>>2210494
>>2210418
I wonder if you get many people with a prostitution fetish in these threads?
>>2210495
Age is just a number, dontcha know?
>>2210496
I am not aware of this euphoria
>>2210581
Miss Dominator, why haven't you enslaved all of us yet?
>>2210585
I'm not sure about others, but I'd definitely pay to fuck tewi senseless. Maybe just get her drunk, too.
>>2210586
So is weight but that seems to dictate things
>>2210586
I'll keep you company as long as you do lots of lewd things
>>2210581
I already have a crop of that
>>2210593
It's more fun when you think you have some freedom~
>>2210595
What would you pay with?
>>2210522
apparently that old bearded guy that comes by here from time to time is one of the most powerful
>>2210595
Intoxication stuff is hot.
>>2210605
Just admit it, you'd rather be dominated than dominate.
>>2210611
Pay with my semen since I am bored.
>>2210615
>old bearded guy
>>2210626
not who im talking about. that stone golem dude
>>2210634
You mean Father?
>>2210618
Now what's the fun in that?
Not like you could ever handle me anyway~
>>2210610
Yeah, the rule is don't piss me off
>>2210496
Son, I am proud. You get it
>>2210637
Yeah. Pops!
>>2210492
>>2210626
Found the pic i was looking for! This is nue in a few years
>>2210611
Hmm, either money, booze or my thick sticky cum
WILL SOMEONE TYPEFUCK ALREADTY
>>2210537
Be? I already know I'm the best!
But what genre of challenge shall it be?
Manners? Beauty? Gracefulness But I'm already so much better at those then you are
Looks like I've already won without even trying~
I'll give you an an advantage I'll let you choose the genre of challenge provided that I can agree with it
>>2210645
Yeah, he pretty powerful. Doesn't seem to want to fuck with us, though. Looking for some chick if I recall correctly.
I really don't understand the focus on who's behind the posters. That's completely opposite to what erp is for in the first place.
>>2210662
TRY AND RAPE EACHOTHER!!!!!
>>2210622
You want to give me lil buns parsley?
>>2210655
All 3 sound pretty good! Cum sounds best though, especially pumped right into my womb!
>>2210669
Hope he finds her
>>2210679
I want to fill your tight lil bunny cunny.
Will you work hard for my cum Tewi?
See what happens when you don't make the starter post a harem opening?
That would have been a perfect set-up for an orgy.
>>2210600
Hmmmmm...... Point taken!
>>2210603
What are ya, some kinda pedo?!
>>2210650
You're cuuuute!
>telling someone to work hard to make you cum
biggest turn off ever
>>2210705
>massages your butt
>>2210657
I already sucked one guy off today
>>2210662
>>2210675
See, this anon knows what's up
If you want to try and compete here in my domain, you gotta play by my rules~
>>2210673
Simple. It's like being a kid waiting for Christmas. You rush around the house trying to find your gifts early, only to kill all excitement and be even little disappointed by your discovery. People just want to see what they shouldn't.
>>2210711
>so beta you can't even link the post
To add to that
>opinions
>>2210708
D-don't call me cute ...
I might get the wrong idea and fall in love ...
>>2210657
FUCK
>>2210733
girls cant love girls!
>>2210700
Sure! But how would you want me to start?
>>2210736
MY
>>2210733
You'd fall in love for someone callin you cute?!
That's kinda cute!
>>2210748
Why don't you start by properly lubricating this thick, hard cock, Tewi?
>He grins, reaching downwards and unzipping pants, a restrained, visible bulge showing through.
>>2210744
>>2210679
I would give you l-
>>2210781
You drop your pants now!
>>2210779
(It always seems to go the same way when I erp, suck into riding into creampie.)
>Tewi brushes her dainty hand against his bulging loins, her fingers curling around the cloth laden length.
Already so pent up? I'm impressed!
>She leans forward pressing her nose to his covered tip to witness his musky scent.
>>2210764
Please stop ...
If you keep saying that word, I'll ...
>>2210675
You think I'd stoop so low as to do that with someone that isn't my dear sweet kneesocks??
You're as sick and as twisted as the dimwitted bumpkin angels!
>>2210722
Tch!
>She looks down with a defeated look on her face. As she slides her hand behind her reaching for the strap holding her top on
I want to rape Krystal
>>2210807
Mmm. No thanks.
>>2210869
Looks like youre going to ^_^
>>2210496
(It's a great feel isn't it?
...and then you wind up having a waifu not even like two months later. Oh well, I'm happy either way.)
>>2210879
>Kills myself.
>>2210861
Stop saying what word? Cute? What's gonna happen if I don't stop callin ya cute? It can't be anythin' bad from a cutie like you!
>>2210860
(Would you take offense if I said I choose this way because you're literally the best at describing blow jobs and playing the part of slutty loli?)
>He hastily undoes the rest of the zipper, carefully dropping them down to the floor along with his boxers.
Of course, I always save up for my favorite~
>He stares down to tewi, watching her every movement as each gentle touch sends shivers down his spine.
>>2210889
...
>>2210889
(let me know when you want to finish out date or if you just want to drop let me know)
>>2210902
Who is this cutie and why do I want to hug him and ensure nothing bad ever happens to him
>>2210877
Krystal is low tier
>>2210869
>She drags her top up, throwing it over her head along with her spiked shoulders, leaving her standing with just her simple black dress around her waist and her hair shaved hair hanging down the right side of her head
Heh, I knew you weren't that perfect~
>>2210913
Blaziken has best chicken breasts
>>2210892
... I won't be able to stop thinking about you.
>>2210905
(Today I am not actually in the mood to do anything really cute. I am sorry. Also, I will be free all of Friday if you want to do it then.)
>>2210902
>It was all a ruse.
>>2210917
>>2210869
>>2210913
W-well, when you put it that way, you're much higher tier
>>2210910
... Totsuka Saika.
>>2210913
Can I get some of those spicy chicken titties too?
>>2210935
If you really want something, you have to keep trying even when it looks like there's no chance!
>>2210965
Thats what I tried telling the cops!
>>2210965
You fill me with determination.
>>2210931
That isn't a bad thing! Friends should always be thinkin bout each other! Especially if you really care about them, right?
>TL Note Keikaku means plan
>>2210917
>She reaches back further pulling out a glass jar filled with a black liquid then tosses it in the air before shooting it to pieces as the liquid rains down turning everything it touches into a ghost. In the confusion Scanty slips away as you fight off the ghosts
Don't be so upset everything's gone exactly as Keikaku
Toodle-oo~
>>2210881
(This is all a part of my plan)
>>2210899
(Oh! I'm flattered, just it gets a bit repetitive.)
>Her lips press to the underside of his shaft, kissing at his taut skin as her nose twitches over his tip.
You smell pretty strong, do you wash properly?
>She begins salivating with admiration of the penis, the thickness, length and girth filling her with desire as she flicks her slick tongue from her lips and over his dick and her hand serves to spread her spit over it.
>>2211017
>>2211020
(understandable. Next time, why don't we try some thigh fucking instead?)
>The man reaches out to her, grabbing hold of one of the rabbit's long, fluffy ears and gently massaging it between his fingers. With the other, he slowly runs his fingers along her hair, attentively watching as the small girl tastes as much of his length as her mouth and tongue permits
I do. Though, it's hard to keep clean all the time, what with your need for a certain type of milk...
>>2211017
G-Ghosts?
Grop damnit...
>She throws her helmet onto her head, her dress expanding into a solid armor and covering her body as she rather effortlessly takes out the spirits, but the time spent doing so let you have plenty of time to escape
Ohhh That slut's going on the list~
>>2210885
Hows it going with elizabeth jiro?
>>2211017
>tfw I would still love ERPing with either Scanty or Kneesocks
>>2210972
If you did your best, I'm sure they understood.
>>2210982
Erm ...
Perhaps I've over stayed my welcome.
>>2210983
I do ...?
T-thank you for telling me ...
>>2211051
I'd love to be Vert's little brother
Or her little sister
The lack of butts is depressing.
>>2211099
Raping a depressed person isn't fun
cheer up so I can break your spirits later
>>2211083
Oh, things are going quite lovely, yes! Her home has become my little piece of Heaven on Earth! An oasis in a desert of despair! A sanctuary in a world of strife!
>>2211099
Here you go.
>>2211099
>>2211099
(God damn it, I just got home, give me a minute!)
>>2211089
Young man you should run.
People here will do stuff to you.
>>2211089
You're on my waifu chart
>>2211099
Take this, it's my gift to you before I take off.
>>2211099
>>2211108
Her home?Youre living with Elizabeth?Woah, isnt that too far?
>>2211099
>>2211089
Would you like to see the tent that I'm pitching?
>>2210989
But friends shouldn't be having the thoughts that you're giving me ...
>>2211074
And I've still not gotten pregnant! Maybe you're not very potent?
>Her lips slide over his shaft and slowly the wrap over and envelop his crown, slowly she eases his shaft into her mouth as her tongue circles it. Tewi's little mouth suckles gently as she pulls him deeper inside while her hand massages at his cock in a manner approaching elegance.
>>2211099
Here!
>>2211143
I would think not! In my species, within days of mating, two sergals would already be in the midst of starting a family.
I have a crush on _____.
BUT WAIT! There's a difference this time: if you get dubs in your reply, you have to say who you are.
>>2211167
Imanotsurugi.
>>2211167
Miyafuji!
>>2211167
Anon.
>>2211166
Oh, so did you fucc elizabeth already then?
>>2211167
Nobody yet!
>>2211187
>Tewi will never fall in love with you
>>2211167
Nui
>>2211185
T-that's a very crude way of putting it... w-well, yes, anonymous. We've fallen into carnal desires plenty of times. Indeed, the night we met, we spent on a bed!
>>2211089
Can I kiss you?
>>2211193
Never say never anon!
But probably not.
>>2211153
Eh? W-what kinda thoughts am I giving ya? You have to be more specific, I can't tell what you're sayin' cutie!
>>2211167
Narancia!!!!!!!!
>>2211141
That's a cute butt.
>>2211204
Oh you, i thought you were an innocent sergal that likes to... eat?
>>2211211
>But probably not
Might as well just go die
>>2211167
The person who posts these
>>2211234
You don't know who that is!
>>2211167
my mentor
>>2211228
"Innocent"! Ahaha, "innocent" he says! Oh, pray forgive me, anonymous, I've been called many, many things but innocent is certainly not one I hear often.
>>2211248
Than you must be hard of hearing.
>>2211167
DMG
>>2211243
Id let them mount me
>>2211248
faggot
>>2211255
Time to fess up.
>>2211131
I should? A-alright ...
Since it's you, I guess I will ...
It's kind of nice having someone looking out for me ...
>>2211140
Your ... chart? Is that a good thing?
>>2211149
M-maybe some other time ...
>>2211209
Erm ...
I'm still saving my first for someone special ...
>>2211255
>>2211265
Check 'em
>>2211141
Bye bye linkle. Thanks for showing us your cute butt.
>>2211253
Hm, no I'm afraid my hearing is just fine.
>>2211262
Friend!
>>2211167
The entire thread!
except those that go to Discord!
>>2211257
L-lewd.
>>2211275
You.
I like you.
>>2211158
Not potent enough? Maybe it has more to do with your being a youkai? Nonetheless, don't act as though you don't love it all the same.
>He smirks, guiding the little bunny's head downwards, her soft, gentle strokes already making his hips twitch with delight. He pulls her away after a bit longer, his eyes focused solely on the girl in front of him.
I believe that's enough lubrication~
>>2211248
I-its just that i havent seen you ever ERP, were you here since before the /trash/ pilgrimage?
>>2211286
I like you too!
>>2211268
Yes it's a chart of people id ask to marry me
>>2211248
Hello Mr. Jiro, how are you?
>>2211212
I don't want to say them out loud. They're kind of embarrassing ...
For my own safety, I think I should leave ...
>>2211167
Annie/Tewi/Fairy
>>2211268
B-but you are that special someone.
>>2211270
Slut I bet you wanna hold hands too!
>>2211167
Melody
>>2211268
Is this King Knight?
>>2211288
My arrival to this place can be marked shortly after your Earth holiday of "Chreestmass", before the dawn of the New Year. As far as my own pleasures go, I partook of quite a few for a couple of months before I fell for Elizabeth.
>>2211300
Hello, Miss Mika! How goes your ambition to be the world's greatest wrestler?
>>2211312
Why do that when I can use my hands for other things~
>>2211268
Please don't go!
We need another qt boy to play with us!
>>2211167
Anyone that takes the time to talk to me.
>>2211211
I want to rail this bunny from behind
>static came over the comms network, it's been dead air since our arrival from the outside, why was something coming in now? You can make out some words but not all of them.
Hel......anyo.......ther....th..... SDH...... cal...... abys....
>>2211324
It better not fucking be.
>>2211167
Clementine~
>>2211302
Leave? Why would ya leave?! We just met!
If you leave I'll be sad, you don't want me bein sad, do ya? Please don't go, I was havin so much fun
>>2211333
OH SHIT!!!! TRIPS
>>2211327
Like what stroking her cheek tenderly?
How depraved are you? Jesus
>>2211336
>Picks up the radio and responds
Hello? Please repeat!
>>2211336
Hello? Hello? Your signal's garbled! Try jiggling the wire?
>>2211167
N-nymph
>>2211326
It's going great! I've been traveling the world and seeing all kinds of cool places and meeting new people! What about you, do you have a goal to accomplish Mr. Jiro?
>>2211337
I will kill King Knight if it is.
>>2211255
I love me too.
>>2211355
DUBS
>>2211355
SHIT
>>2211287
>Her drool trails down her lips as her mouth releases the cock, humming in delight as she savored the taste she ran her fingers along his shaft.
Well if you aren't potent that just means we have to do it more!
Maybe it's because I've been on top every time.
>She giggles and lays back spreading her legs wide open as she she lifts her dress, her tight loli pussy waiting.
Let's try like this!
>>2211335
Why would you install rails? Have people been falling off? =:3
>>2211348
Oh I'm really fucked up, I'd touch her, I'd touch her butt~
>>2211336
Quit deep throating the mike!
>>2211355
Reveal your samefaggotry nympth
>>2211376
Eeeeeeeee you look so adorable!
>>2211326
Hah, you dont lewd anymore cuz of elizabeth!
>>2211376
Wtf is wrong with you? She poops from there!
>>2211336
>>2211353
>>2211354
>taps on radio
You better be careful now. Find out which abyssal it is.
>>2211385
>>2211333
>Think Parsee is cute
>Talk to her
>Ignored.
Every time, yet I keep doing it because I can't resist.
>>2211167
pic very related
>>2211167
Ainz
>>2211356
My goal? Well, it's certainly not anywhere near as lofty or noble as that. All I've ever really desired upon being stranded on this planet was to be able to live in peace and happiness and I have that at last.
>>2211388
That is indeed so, anonymous. My heart, body, and soul are now entirely hers and only hers!
>>2211396
Hey dominator, i dont want you to rape me
>>2211336
Hello? This is Outpost Charlie, please respond!
>>2211398
Pretty much this.
>>2211396
Hnnnng!
>>2211398
Sorry, I can not keep up response. I am sorry.
>>2211401
Gee I wonder who this could be.
>>2211398
She's really bad about dropping conversation halfway through thats why I don't really chat with her much
>>2211395
Keep fighting the good fight, Baron.
>>2211410
I notice you now! Hello there anon.
>>2211403
Wow, you really love her dont you?
I heard she does other avas too, do you?
>>2211167
Kneesocks
>>2211297
Eh? T-then why am I on it? You know I'm a boy, right?
>>2211311
I think you might have me confused with someone else ...
We've only just met, haven't we?
>>2211324
I'm not sure who that is, but I'll tell you if I met them.
>>2211329
Someone said it would be best if I did and I trust him.
>>2211413
Give me a kiss and we're even.
>>2211391
>She then steps closer to you, almost right up against you, then she whispers into your ear
I'm the bad guy~
>>2211404
too bad
>>2211412
A-Are you okay?
>>2211353
>>2211354
>the comms had gone back to dead air
>>2211395
Stay out of this scientist..
>she brought down the fake interference while getting a direct communication link with Baron.
>>2211414
I wonder as well, anon.
>>2211429
Hey!
Can you be a sperm donor please! I'm sure I'd have really cute little buns from you!
>>2211408
>Got dubs
>Pussying out
Wow, anon.
>>2211403
>She crosses her arms and nods with a determined face.
Well that's a excellent goal in its self! Most people would envy your quiet life.
>>2211429
Bubble butt you're perfect as long as you have a place for me to stick it I don't care what you are
>>2211432
I'll be fine. Youre just so cute!
>>2211420
Of course I will. They need to be destroyed! But the question is who first and in which order.
Perhaps it would be more merciful to kill the littlest, on the other hand, eliminating the bigger threats is more advisable
>>2211437
And who gives you the right to interfere-?
>>2211373
I'm more than happy to stuff you as many times are needed, Tewi.
>He crawls on top of the bed, towering over the bunny as she lays spread, ready for his cock.
I just can't resist you with that outfit still on.
>He leans down, planting his lips against Tewi's soft, moist lips for a moment, the head of his dick pressing up against the little girl's tight little slit.
>>2211373
No, but you'll be getting me off instead.
(One day, you ever get that email set up?)
>>2211425
But of course I do, anonymous. That is why I stand steadfast in my loyalty, to betray her in such a manner would be a crime punishable by death.
(I am aware of her other avatars, as for me personally, I did try to play another character but it ended up being really really short lived due to personal, incredibly autistic reasons that I won't get into.)
>>2211449
Quiet, yes, indeed it is rather quiet is it not? Though I still find myself here in this place for the friends I've acquired in my time here. Such wonderful souls, all of them.
>>2211432
Well!
Im going to turn around, totally defenseless, open to any attack!
>i look at you and wink 8 times, then turn my back to you, walking away slowly
>>2211437
Hello? Who is this? Are you in need of assistance?
>>2211466
What are you implying?
>>2211333
This desu
>>2211456
Someone who knows your current location and plus you're currently in enemy territory, we all know this isn't your turf.
>she furiously typed away putting in information while dealing with the annoyance of Baron.
>>2211463
Its a real shame, youre pretty cute
(>jiro
>autistic
>implying)
>>2211341
Alright ...
I don't want to make someone so cute so sad, so I'll stay a little longer.
Funny you say we just met though, you kind of remind me of someone.
>>2211432
Oh you smug son of a-
>>2211437
Hello? Hello? Can you read me? Do you have a boner and/or a girlboner?
>>2211384
Caught me.
>>2211455
uh... o-okay?
>>2211464
You.. You serious?
I mean I can just.. You're just gonna let it happen?
>>2211488
>She simply grins back at you, knowing fully that she's gotten under your skin
>>2211437
Speak to me do you have a penis!? Copy!
>>2211512
D-do you want to grab a drink?
>>2211476
>>2211520
Do it fgt.
>>2211493
>>2211517
I always have a girlboner.. don't be a baka.
>>2211517
DMG get off the radio! This is serious.
>>2211482
I am not cute! I am fierce! FIERCE!
(I am aware of the irony.)
>>2211523
I wanna cuck you
>>2211479
Hah! EVERYONE knows my current location I was never one for subtlety.
>>2211529
>He honestly thinks all the avas are from discord.
Nah.
>>2211463
Well that's nice, I've made some friends here too! Give Liz my regards the next time you see her!
>>2211478
I'll talk to you!
>>2211512
Let what happen?
I was informing you not to partake in sexual activities with me, or to turn me into your sex slave, or make me cum until im only a drooling, useless cock
>>2211542
dont you fucking dare
>>2211479
>She's so cute
>That body
>And hot
>Are you an abyssal
>>2211429
Well gee that's unfortunate...can I at least ask for a hug?
>>2211535
Can you confirm your position?
>>2211543
>she sighed, not about to deal with this bullshit
Baron.. for once let me take anon's souls already, I need to make new toys..
>>2211555
>Yes she's like a NEET abyssal
>>2211275
>>2211286
>going into a chat room makes you a bad person
>>2211541
I havent seen you curse, much less get angry, ever, youre the least intimidating guy i know
>>2211539
NEVER
Wasn't me but
NEVER
>>2211535
That's all I needed to know! I'm coming out to your location completely unarmed and full of intel!
I don't know why I said that last part but I felt it was important!
>>2211565
I dunno man, ryuko is pretty shit tier
>>2211457
>Tewi's arms crook around his neck, holding his head close as her lips chase his trying to extend the kiss and licking at his lips.
Put it in! I want to feel it!
>She cries out, her pussy hot against his cock and her pussy lips clinging to his tip.
>>2211458
Still asking for mobile verification, I'll use something beside gmail I guess.
>>2211429
(aw what the fuck I was gonna RP Saika)
>>2211565
Ryuko
I rest my case.
>>2211579
So one person makes everyone bad?
>>2211552
S-shit
>>2211370
>>2211384
>>2211599
>moving the goalpost
>>2211548
Very well, miss Mika. I shall tell her you've said hello!
>>2211568
Well, I do try and keep my composure. To give in to my anger, to the violence would risk me becoming insane. My psyche is rather delicate you see. I fear that even a small touch of blood shed by my tooth and claw would drive me into madness.
>>2211523
Okay, I'll have the molten quartz, you?
>>2211542
Is it cucking if I still fuck you both?
>>2211549
I get the vibe that you actually want all those things~
It's okay to admit it
>>2211564
You think I care about them? Go ahead!
On one condition-
>>2211570
This is a secure link.. you have no idea where I am.. and you're not a creditable source, so go away.
>she continued typing away with a bored look on her face
Yo.
>>2211619
Ow the edge
Just kidding, i love you
>>2211584
I wish someone would seriously do it. My dick needs it plus I can cuck HG hikki
>>2211548
Thanks~ The names Karl how are you doing miss uhh....
>>2211613
Hey what's up?
>>2211615
That's not moving the goal post. Going into a chat room doesn't make you a bad person. I'm sure there are people who happened to join chat rooms that ended up being bad people, but that's like saying ice cream is responsible for rape because rape across a large increases with ice cream consumption.
>>2211429
I am not though. You are the one that is for me.
>>2211430
>Parsee stares at the anon before taking their hand, pulling them closer to her until her breast was press up against their chest. She closes her eyes as she leans forward, pressing her soft lips against their's.
>>2211628
Me?
Wanting that?
Psh, nah, i would certainly hate for you to step on my dick
>>2211652
Oh, anonymous, you are silly. But, thank you, and I appreciate your presence as well!
>>2211402
A-anon this is so sudden!
>>2211631
I'm not going to agree with it but knock yourself out..
>>2211667
(I have plenty of lewd pics of him to do it)
>>2211628
Damn what a woman. I can't even handle that stuff. Whisky for me please.
>>2211613
Pussy
>>2211486
Yay, I knew you would stay! Thank you, onii-san!
R-really? That's strange! I do get that a lot tho, people always sayin I remind them of someone.. Weird!
You will /never/ take LD on a date
Why live?
>>2211681
Thats literally the nicest thing someones told me
>>2211669
The name's Rainbow Mika! But you can just call me Mika, it's nice to meet you Karl!
>She gives a wide grin and slaps your back.
>>2211458
[email protected]
There!
>>2211628
Eh only if one dick satisfies you more. It's like a competition. Who can make her eyes roll back the furthest and bloat her with the most seed. Well have official referees and everything
>>2211701
I am right now faggot
>>2211529
The Discord actually has that high a population? That's ridiculous.
>>2211701
>You will never get date raped by LD
>>2211702
Someone needs a little Khaled in their life.
I APPRECIATE YOU
YOU SMART
>>2211675
>He's taken off guard by the sudden kiss, even though he was the one who requested it. He's tense for just a moment, but he quickly relaxes, his eyes closing as he wraps his arms around your waist, and leans in, to return the kiss.
>>2211725
>>2211688
Let them fuck you. But more importantly-
>you hear what sounds like a fist slamming against something
WHERE THE HELL IS SOUTHERN!!
>>2211738
She probably will faggot
>>2211701
>LD has a crush on me and I wont either
>>2211446
Erm. I'll think about it ...
>>2211450
A-are you sure you should be saying those kinds of things?
>>2211560
Maybe next time, I'm kind of in a hurry now.
>>2211584
(If want, I won't play them anymore and you can have them)
>>2211675
You seem a bit ... occupied.
I feel like I'm starting to attract the attention of strange people, so I'll leave now. Bye, everyone.
>>2211678
>She kicks you hard in your chest, dropping you to the ground, landing rough on your back
Oh yeah, then you'd beg me not to impale myself with your cock right now~
>>2211701
That's because I destroyed that heart shaped planet
The dinner there was alright though
>>2211720
Well it's a shame because the competition is rigged for me to win~
>>2211738
cut off the date part and it's fine by me
>>2211694
I'm begging here anon
>>2211761
>>2211758
Classified.. now eat a dick Baron..
>she closed comms with Baron and went back to typing
>>2211702
Oh, anonymous, you deserve the best in life. And I hope that you wake up to a better tomorrow. Now, I must be off. I've left my stomach empty for far too long. Farewell!
>>2211763
>cries
>>2211763
(If you don't mind me asking, what made you want to stop playing him so quickly?)
>>2211775
>>2211669
>>2211739
I meant in the thread
>>2211781
He's from HG
>>2211779
>puts a cup on the side
Fill it up, I heard elf tears taste the best.
>>2211764
>i try to crawl away from that kick, breathing heavily and clutching my stomach
Please dont impale yourself with my cock!
>>>2211781
It's an hgfag fucking with people. He's playing you.
>>2211787
This is in the thread.
You very smart!
You a genius!
>>2211763
Is there some reason I shouldn't? I can't think of any other ways to confess...aw man should I have written a letter?
>>2211700
It's only for a little longer, so it's not that much of a problem.
Does the name Melody mean anything to you?
>>2211797
(Just play him. It's probably King Knight fucking around.
>>2211797
>(Now I feel bad, like I drove you away or something :_;)
>the feel when dropped
>>2211795
She's a youkai.
>>2211785
Well, bye bye.
>>2211795
GERT
>>2211780
>Sits down across from you, taking a large sip of molten rock from her glass, studying you with her eyes while she does
You know you're paying
>>2211800
>She pulls her dress away, revealing her tight slit, the sight alone already making you start to pitch a tent before her, you know fully that she is going to do what she intends, and your pleads only encourage her further
>>2211825
S-SHIRO HAS NOTHING MORE TO SAY THAN SHE ALREADY DID
>cart wheels out
>>2211824
Does the tears taste different?
>>2211713
Rainbow? that's quite colourful
How did you become a wrestler?
>Pats her back... back
>>2211764
You're a dirty cheat. Fucking you is suppose to be an honorable sport you've made it underhanded and messy
>>2211827
Soon-to-be-beheaded DMG!
>>2211776
From the sounds of it you first-
>you hear what sounds like heavy bombardment outside
Giving away your position like that over comms, such a rookie mistake for an engineer.
I best leave you
But Anons?
Give this Abyssal bitch the treatment she deserves.
>>2211808
Melody? Never heard of that before! Was she a friend of yours?
And that's okaaay! I have to get goin soon too, unfortunately.. I have a project due today and I should really start doin' it I suppose!
>>2211847
Hey it isn't my fault I'm the best fuck in the galaxy~
>>2211848
Don't do that, you're too young to be killing people, that's my job
>>2211797
Go for it I think that's just HG version messing around
>>2211848
You can't behead me~ You love me to much <3
>>2211854
Ahh, well that's a shame. I hope you find an ava eventually that you can stick to
>>2211835
Of course! What kind of date would this be if I weren't.
>I finish my glass in two gulps and then order another
So what are your hobbies? Besides the raping and pillaging.
>>2211862
Yeah. She said she was going to take a break for a while and I haven't seen them since. I'm just waiting for them to return.
I have a test tomorrow and I haven't studied at all. Let's both do our best, okay?
>>2211867
FLUFF you! The murder license needs you to be over 18, sloppy-MILKBAGS, I'm over that by a huge mile.
>>2211870
I can behead you and I can also just decide to de-leg you.
>>2211867
Can't argue with you there..
Someone should clone you
>>2211835
N-no please!
T-this is r-rape!
>anon tries to move, to get his growing erection down, or to push you away, sweating heavily
>>2211846
Well, I grew up watching the "Red Cyclone" himself, Zangief! Me and my partner trained really hard to be like him and our skills finally caught his eye. Now we travel the world together, putting on shows and testing our skills!
>>2211890
Do you miss being bullied? I could have Link bully you.
>>2211791
>>2211804
>>2211832
I'm not from HG!
>>2211876
Almost, now crush and ruin every single dream and hope she has in a traumatizing experience
>>2211457
Where did you go?!
>>2211900
Now Gerty pie play nice.
Or I'll rape that little butt of yours again.
>>2211914
No! That's the sort of horror that turned to into what you are today, instead of a new age Jonas Salk! I'm going to save humanity!
>>2211857
>poked head out the window
Go away
>went back into her lair
>>2211876
If you don't leave right now you'll be a toy of mine.. so go away.
>>2211912
Quite a bit, but I'd rather wait. Thanks for the offer, though.
>>2211932
Do you actually want me to behead you, stop reminding me of that.
>>2211938
Uh, could you specify what you mean by toy of yours before I go, just so we're on the same page?
>>2211938
>>2211938
I would love to be your toy.
I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL RABBITS
>The one time I RP, I get accused of being HG
Thanks ...
>>2211942
Alright, just give a shout if you need reprieve.
>>2211167
Iowa
DMG
Spider-chan
Youmu
>>2211942
I see a nerdo!
>>2211884
Oh ya know, villain stuff, destroying worlds and watching their peoples die.. utterly crushing my competition is fun too, you should see my prison block on my ship, got every dork in the galaxy locked up there, except that loser hater... oh and the cute little orange one..
>>2211900
>pats your head, as if she was consoling a small child
aww, there there, let it all out, cutie
>>2211901
But then I wouldn't be the greatest, I'd be tied with the greatest. can't have that happening.
>>2211902
Look at you, try to deny it but we both know what you reeeeally want~
>She bends a hand down, taking her fingers and spreading her slit, taunting you with her tight entrance
(brb in a bit, food break)
>>2211954
(Sorry, it's just KK usually fucks around with that character.
>>2211954
It's because there's an ava in HG that's the same character.
>>2211946
reminding you of what? All the lewd things we did~ All the deep, rough fucking?~
It's nothing to be embarrassed about, we could always do it again <3
>>2211963
I love you too
>>2211904
Mika's a fraud! A fraudulent character!
>>2211954
That's because of the 'dual-citizens' here knowing there's probably that character played at HG and then connecting it to you like dumbsters they are.
>>2211948
>>2211950
Well usually I would take the soul of an individual and turn them into a miniature abyssal if I liked them enough. If not you join the others in the creation of a new ship all together~
What happened to chicken breasts
>>2211954
>pats your head
It's fine, it's still the slow hours and tensions tend to run high. If you ever try again I'd love to help you~
>>2211986
Then I'll be on my way! Peace!
>>2211978
YOU WATCH YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
>>2211890
Aw, that's so sad, I'm sorry to hear that! I can understand why they'd wanna break from this place tho. There can be lots of mean people here sometimes and it could really hurt someone if they aren't careful!
Ahh, we both need 'ta get our butts off here and go do our work! Good luck on your test tomorrow, you better study lots!
>>2211977
>starts walking away
>>2211969
(Was gonna say the same)
>>2212012
Breh, this refugee has become an upstanding citizen.
>>2211969
Sounds like a hell of a good time to me. I wouldn't mind seeing it sometime if you are offering
>Takes another deep drink from my glass
How are you doing with your quartz? Want something to munch on as well?
>>2212012
(I was just answering the person question.)
>>2211995
(She left at 2:00, prob be back around 11 or midnight, she's probably getting a foot massage)
>>2211872
Trust me, I won't.
But, you better do that character justice.
>>2212011
Come oooon~
>She skips over to the green haired girl, wrapping her arms around the small girl
Don't run~
>>2211995
>>2212048
Actually that was someone else, but I just posted once then stopped paying attention to the thread.
Didn't think I'd get that much of a response.
>>2210960
>>2210947
>>2210928
>>2211579
>>2211597
I've been summoned
>>2212079
Worthless whore that's only allowed to cum through anal stimulation via your master! Welcome back!
>>2212079
What?
>>2212083
I-I want to lick your abs...
>>2212100
Welcome back !
>>2212094
h-how did you know that..
>>2212116
What a coincidence! "Your abs" is the name of my nut sack!
>>2212120
Hi there.
>>2212083
Well, its because chicken breasts are best breasts
>>2212120
They made you post about it of course. I love hearing you humiliate yourself and admit to needing their superior cock, thanking them for even allowing your pathetic prick to cum at all.
>>2212131
c-can I lick your feets ?
>>2212144
Jeez...!
>>2212154
I know right? So hot.
>>2212038
Oh nah I'm good, might let you on my ship later if I feel like it~
>She takes a second sip of the magma, slightly less runny now since it has cooled a good bit
>>2212163
You flatter me anon
>>2212154
No, but you can go fuck yourself, pig.
aw, I wanted to be fed more hate </3
where are all the salty anons?
>>2212171
And you simulate me! Pretty mutually beneficial relationship. Symbiotic even.
>>2212100
Hello there Nymph, how are you?
>>2212181
y-yes thank you
>>2212164
Oh cool! That would be awesome if you did.
>I finish my drink and order a third. I sit there looking at you with a goofy smile on my face while I wait for my drink to come.
Thanks for agreeing to come out with me. Honestly I was scared you would have said no.
>My drink arrives but this time I take smaller sips, laughing I say
I don't want to get wasted after all. I need to escort you to your ship.
>>2212188
They can't handle your endurance Sensei!
>Scared Gert off again
Wake me up inside
>>2212220
thanks pupil!
Ya, that's gotta be it, they can't go toe-to-toe with me that long, obviously
Thanks for cheering me up <3
>>2212241
That's what I'm here for!
>>2212241
and you cant go toe-to-toe with muh dickkkk
(Alright I got a new thread ready to post for later, finally got around to writing up a setting and everything so I can rape you all on my home turf)
>>2212218
Oh go ahead and get drunk, enjoy yourself, because I sure don't need your help~
>She takes a final sip of her hot drink, the now viscous magma slowly drooling into her mouth
>>2212254
<3
>>2212255
I'd have to be able to find it first
>>2212256
No rape for you
>>2212256
(I can't wait!)
>>2212267
>blows kiss
>>2212274
Did you she what she did to the rape anon yesterday? His response revealed how badly she raped his pride and dignity.
>>2212287
>smacks butt
>>2212290
>that anon
triggered
but like triggered with giggles
>>2212274
rape is bad
>>2212256
HAHAHA alright maybe I will get a little....as long as I can find my way home later.
>Downs the rest of the glass. My cheeks already a little pink. I order a final one.
So how did you come into your line of work?
Aww, no breeding for now I guess.
>>2212267
Right here!
*pulls out a 7incher*
>>2212307
If I had a dick I would, but I don't
>>2212303
>Her supple flesh jiggles with you slap
Hehe, like what you see~?
>>2212322
Get one!
>>2212321
real talk: why are anons so focused on lying about the size of their dick?
>>2212335
love it <3 my pupil has the best butt!
>>2212322
We're witches though.
>>2212347
It makes us feel big.
>>2212347
first of all it isnt a lie. second you said "if you could find it" implying you thought it was small. the fuck outta here bitch im done
>>2212306
Oh, I blew a planet up once.. accidentally
But seeing that rock crumble, implode in on itself, turn into a little speck thiiiiiis big and then blow out in every direction, aww it was beautiful
>>2212274
yes rape for me~
>>2212347
They don't know how to use adjectives and describe it, and it also makes them feel more powerful than they really are~
>>2212356
I never heard of a witch randomly growing a dick, or being born to just grow dicks for people.
>>2212341
I don't know how!
>>2212307
Do you do JOI?
>>2212347
Thanks, I take real good of it!
>She slaps her ass
>>2212347
Mine is small, and I don't lie about it.
>>2212379
Perfection<3
>>2212385
I bet it's real cute!
>>2212375
I've never tried.
Is it a drug?
>>2212371
Most people here can do it for some reason.
>>2212371
The books over at base teach everything about it.~ I thought you had read that by now.
>>2212367
Couldn't be as beautiful as you...wish I could have seen it
>Realizing what I just said I hurriedly start taking rapid, though little, sips from my glass and hope you didn't hear that first part
Sooo you want another? Last chance for a drink here,
>>2212403
It's not a drug. It means jerk off instructions.
>>2211913
Saika was Duet anon?
>>2212398
It kinda is actually, especially since it's uncut.
>>2212403
Strange
>>2212406
Well I didn't know
>>2212416
But cum is like a drug!
I'm a bit shy about trying that.
>>2212359
4u
>>2212364
>not small
sure :^)
>>2212367
Thankyou for the real answer LD, I think you hit the nail on the head
>>2212379
hnnng~ you sure do
>smacks it again
>>2212385
one of the few honest ones
>>2212432
I want to lick your feets
>>2212083
Well strong chicken does sound pretty tasty to me~
>>2212436
If you don't want to, I understand. As much as I'd love to mating press the tiny bunny until she's pregnant, I don't have time to do much except rub one out real quick.
>>2212347
Probably because they like choking on cock.
Or you know, why would it matter in setting where there's a mint green alien overlord raping people and those magical abilities where females grow dicks bigger than their bodies? There's a blue horse with a 14 inch cock and now you question why anon's lie about their dick sizes?
>>2212410
>Grins a little bit at your flattery, paying better attention to you than she lets on
Oh what? a drink? I can just
>She draws a small chunk of crystal out of her dress, squeezing it in her hand as it slowly glows bright red, turning into liquid and drooling into the thick heat-resistant cup
>>2212347
Why does it have to be our actual dick we're referencing? This is a land of perverted make believe! Why, I could whip out a leg sized monstrosity, jam it all the way up your ass, have the tip poke out your mouth, and not kill you!
Imaaaggginaaaation!
>>2212367
(Sorry for leaving for so long!
Im back now)
I-i dont want anything!
>i try my hardest to close my eyes, looking away from your delicious pussy, peeking back ocassionally
>>2212515
but that's not sexy at all
the whole point is to have a good time
>>2212463
Ahh
Well maybe get something fluffy and wrap it around your dick and imagine you're rubbing your dick with my ears? I dunno!
>>2212479
just wanna know, nonon, that's all
in a place where description is everything there's better ways of doing it than "I have a bid dick, makes big cums and does boom boom on your face"
>>2212515
ha! i'd probably rp being dead if you did that
But like I said before it's not really the size I have a problem with, but whenever it's brought up the entirety of their post is "pulls out my X inch dick"
This is erp, there should be better waulity control than that
>>2212534
>not sexy
>imblyign
>>2212542
>waulity
kek, fucked up my point there
>>2212534
It's sexy for some people, Mr. Kink shame, and a great time as well. Look at Trixie! I bet she'd love to be completely impaled.
>>2212541
That's a little odd, but I wouldn't mind that. Unfortunately, I don't think I have anything suitably fluffy around to use.
>>2212526
Oh just admit it and I might go easy on you~
>She takes her middle three fingers in her slit and massages it up and down, teasing you and making you want it, despite knowing the pain you're going to get
>>2212542
I mean, dick size posts are fine as long as they are good
compare for instance
pulls out my 6 inch dick
to
Dropping my boxers, revealing to you my already throbbing 6 inches of cock, hungry for your tight walls
its all in the writing
>>2212542
Well, they're mostly joking around, and there is merit to detailing the size of the appendage you're going to be focusing on for the next hour or two. Also, there are way too many avas that are honestly not good, but people don't care because they're attracted to the character, for anyone to legitimately cry about anon quality.
>>2212492
>I stare in awe and then claps at your performance
Woohh! That's some skill you have there. Must come in handy
>As I finish my fourth glass my slightly pink cheeks become a little darker. Although I seem to be holding my liquor, I am past tipsy and any more will put me over the edge.
I think I will stick to water till you finish that. Where did you park your ship by the way? Who is looking after it?
>>2212542
is it alright to just say ''thick'' or ''meaty'' something of that variety instead? Or is that unappealing too?
>>2212542
>does boom boom on your face
>>2212568
that's exactly what I'm saying, but I just don't see a lot of the later, much more of the former
>>2212579
>there are way too many avas that are honestly not good, but people don't care because they're attracted to the character
anon...I love you
>claps
>>2212586
nah like if you're going to describe it, do that, use descriptive words, don't give me sizes. inches tell me the least amount of info, so ya that's perfectly fine
>>2211904
You met your idol and they like you? That's quite rare I hope you cherish it
Me on the other hand idolize one man, a man who changed the world with hid own two hands! Mein fuhrer Adolf Hitler!
>>2212515
Anon you freaking moron, that's not appealing at all, that's more of a joke than anything, take your low tier Hentai somewhere.
>>2212542
Ah...I see what you mean, exchange student. So you're saying if you have a small cock, at least describe it, detail the shape and size you mean and if it's "throbbing at the site of your curvy body." sort of thing?
>>2212568
Now don't knock out the big ones, how are you an overlord if you can't conquer all cocks?
>>2212568
Or hey, even unrealistic sizes!
>my groin bulges outward, a hidden Leviathan straining against its bonds. I remove the final layer of defense, unleashing the 9 inch vascular monstrosity into the air, its pulsating head drooling with hunger
We have the megane Abyssal now too? I always miss the fun stuff. Did Kaga start posting yet~?
Just stopping in to say hi. Hope you're having a nice day thread.
>>2212542
>>2212568
Mostly what the green dominator said
>>2212619
Let me bully that cock already.
>>2212619
A new one showed up? I don't remember glasses...Good afternoon!
>>2212560
I dunno!
I don't know much about jerking off to be honest so I can't think of anything interesting you could do! I bet I'd be really boring.
Evening thread. How are you doing?
>Francis.
>>2212568
B-but i dont want it!
Really!
>i stare at you massaging yourself, the wet entrance making my cock throb even harder, a bulge clearly visible in my crotch
>>2212645
Not super free for a number of days still, glad you're persistent though~
>>2212653
Look a little higher up in the thread sweetums, we got a new up there. But hi~
>>2212608
and you might be one of the not so good ones for all we know. you hardly ever lewd
>>2212568
>pulls out my 6 inch dick
>to
>Dropping my boxers, revealing to you my already throbbing 6 inches of cock, hungry for your tight walls
The tight confines of my boxers was too great to bear any longer, they acted as a prison for my six inch throbbing bulge, a large wet spot formed where the tip meets the fabric completely helpless to do nothing but leak pre as I stare at her sexy curves, her beautiful eyes are lush chest and her round soft ass
>>2212615
It's not appealing to you, and that's fine! It is appealing to some, and you should respect that, as long as they respect your preferences as well. Besides, I don't RP in here to actually get myself off, I do it for the people! The selfishness of some avas really does trouble me. Why have one if the point is to get yourself off?
>>2212598
it also does big cums :^)
>>2212615
exactly, like especially since I'm resident "probably lesbian" ava, idgaf about the size of your dick, that shit don't matter to me, but if you're going to start with "pulling your dick out" then atleast pull your dick out with some description of it and the situation so that I have reason to keep rping with you
>>2212620
glad we're all agreeing on this
>>2212692
well ya, but nobody likes me. Very different situation, in that comment it was more about the ones that are proven bad, but everyone still treats them like royalty because they like the character or respond to everyone, even if 9 times out of 10 those responses are ">moans"
>>2212671
That's alright, sweetie. We can play together another time, then.
>>2212615
You say that as if I'd have a problem fuckin' some guy~
>>2212617
(Hyper can be nice when well written)
>>2212681
Your cock says otherwise~
just admit it, you're a dirty little slut and you want me to fuck you, hard
>>2212693
that's going a little overboard. but well done.
...I feel like I'm in purgatory, where I have no sense of self-control whatsoever.
...oh well. Sleepy.
>>2212733
Go to bed.
>>2212685
Ahh! she's adorable too...Hi again Tenryuu.
>>2212711
Well it's stupid not to agree to have a little descriptive writing in anything.
>>2212742
Technically, I already am.
Goodnight.
>>2212723
M-my cock?
What might you be talking about?
Thats a pack of quarters!
>>2212711
They really do drive me up a wall.
>thrusts harder and moans
Hnnggg~
How does anyone jack off to that? I don't mind if someone is a little picky about who they RP, and I get that not everyone is gonna be good, but the repeat customers to avas that really don't do much with their posts baffles me. I guess they really only care that it's the character they have a crush on.
>>2212711
>>2212794
DELETE THIS
>>2212615
>>2212711
>>2212723
So you think I'd still get laid around here if I said
>I pull down my pants to reveal my twitching, veiny 2 inch frigid wiener, already dripping precum from it's baby head. It jerks upwards like a living creature, pulsing with a low heat and eager to plow about the first few centimeters of your pussy, like I'm sure you've never been fucked before.
>>2212766
well that's why I'm arguing for it, so you can't disagree with me :^)
>>2212791
I guess so, it's really weird to see
I also wonder if we're talking about the same person, but oh well, I don't want to name drop
>>2212794
I love it
saved
49 files!
Tomorrow I'm gonna teach english so damn hard!