Is this why Kojima couldn't finish MGSV?

>>216217
>erect nipples
JAV is terrible 99.9% of the time, but when it's good, it's great.

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he's too busy to make games

No, the reason was SAUCE

no, it's why i haven't finished yet

>>216217
is that his "mom" in this?

sauce on those tits

>>216222
God I hope

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>>216217
No, that's why.

I miss JAV threads.

I found another jav with this actor in it the other day.

Still wearing the Kojima glasses too.

>>216225
I'd believe it

>>216225
Kojima, you sly devil.

>>216222

Yes. It is a tradition in Japan to fuck your son as a reward for good grades

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/out-of-japan-mother-love-puts-a-nation-in-the-pouch-1508595.html

>>216218
>JAV is terrible 99.9% of the time
lol what the shit jav are you watching

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>>216222
Probably.

>>216223
PPPD-302 i think

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>>216217

>>216217
No, this is:

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1434/49/1434497456693.swf

>>216232
>that folding technique
What a shit mom.

>>216217
so can I get sauce on this or

>>216234
>>216235
lost my shit

>>216237
http://javfor.me/62148.html#

>>216233
odd name

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>>216235
whud da fug

>>216217
>takes a joke from a filename thread
>creates a whole thread dedicated to this one joke

I predict 50% SAUCE / 50% MGS V sucks in this thread

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>Chika Arimura retired
>Elly Akira retired
>Yuuki Itano retired

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>>216243
What's the point in going on now ( ;_;)

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>>216244
Well, that's it. Tsubomi is all I have left now.

>>216236
her folding might be shit, but the pussy game

ridiculous

>>216225
Does this webm prove that Hideo and Kojima are lovers?

>>216244

>actress

>>216232
I haven't jerked off in three years but I can't hold out anymore. Fuck you.

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>>216249
Just don't get caught.

>>216245
Well, at least she leaves us with an impressive filmography. She made a movie almost every second day in the time she was active.

>>216250
>Pants all the way down
>Sitting
>Facing the opposite way of his bed
>Staring at the window
This guy is one bad masturbator, no wonder Japan is not having babies.

>>216252
>bad masturbator, no wonder Japan is not having babies.
huh?

>>216252
hey there's some pretty cool stuff outside, man
and pants all the way off is objectively the most comfortable way to masturbate

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>She retires
>Dedicate hours to downloading her backlog at 1-3 kb/s
>Several videos stuck at 99% forever ever
>You somehow find another that helps fill the void
>She's wonderful, new, energetic and young
>She becomes inactive and starts getting less scenes from the bigger studios because her popularity isn't what it used to be.
>She wants out
>She wants to have a family and kid
>She's stuck at that burlesque club and no stand up Japanese guy has time to deal with her baggage brought on by Yakuza
>Start on her backlog you realize people have missed archiving great scenes of hers.
>Several videos again stuck at 99%
>New girls in the industry come along, she does a dozen scenes before retiring
>Realize that condom play is severely nerfed because of their censor laws.

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>>216245

>That feel when downloaded her Homura cosplay video the other day

It did everything right jesus christ

>>216256
That was the first JAV of hers I got. And also the first JAV I got that had sumata.
What a wonderful introduction.

Julia is best JAV fapfu.

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To this day I still don't know the source

>>216259
eri kitami

>>216258
You mean Yuria Satomi.

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where do i get a racecar gf

>>216219
This reminds me of this one turtle fish doujin.

>>216259
dsafkgj zewka...hnnngh...
m-more? p-please?

Y'all gonna post some more webms or nah

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>>216217
>tfw she looks just like my accountant

Not sure about the tits though because she always wears loose shirt

can anyone recommend a JAV for someone whose curious of them? the women in them are what draw me but ill watch a trailer just to hear them screaming like they're being raped. which im not into, unfortunately

ive seen DKB-023. which was good i guess, im looking for something like that but with a bit more sex. also, a focus on ass would be good but that's not concrete. what's your favourite that you'd recommend?

>>216266
You gonna rail that or nah

>>216232
why do most japanese have shit teeth
don't dentist exist in japan?

>>216269
You mean orthadonist or nah

>>216270

Is this a new maymay or nah?

>>216269
Considering shit teeth are kind of a fetish in Japan, a bunch actually get their teeth fucked on purpose.

Fucking japs, 2 nukes weren't enough.

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>>216262
fg racecar a teg i od erehw

>>216271
Nah.

>>216272
Maybe the nukes are to blame in the first place?

Come ON mods, youve had plenty of time to stop jerking off.

my mom is hot, but i would never do anything sexual with her. we do business together and non-asians think she is either my girlfriend or wife.

i've done stuff with my sister when we were younger and it's almost the only thing i can fap in memory to. sometimes, when i look at other girls -- girls who are even interested -- i cannot get turned on. i think i've ruined my love life -- and my mother wants me to have children. it's not like i want children, though

>>216268
Nah

I have a waifu

>>216230
bullshit

>>216278
You're a good man.

Who /marinamatsumoto/ here?

>>216234
What is this from?

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>watching jav

Every single one I have watched has been a dissapointment.

>censored
>squeeling like stuck pigs
>the japs have such tiny dicks they have to use machines constantly
>often terrible teeth
>often mediocre body figures (covers are very misleading)

>>216277
Yep. I walked with my mom to get fish and chips when we're at the beach for a birthday party. They thought we were married and she's fucking 40 and I'm 24. She's as short as a leprauchan but this always happens in public. I tried ordering cheese cake one time and the same thing happened. Silly white people.

>>216277
time to stop posting

>>216269
Why do most burgers fat?
skinny person don't exist in us?

>>216282
Turn down for what music video

>tfw no love for hitomi
What happened guys? Two months ago you're all bonkers about Hitomi and her massive mammary. Now, you're all Anri and Tsubomi.

>>216282
Turn Down for What music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

>>216283
>even focusing on dicks
just go watch two men or a trap

>>216247
AYY LMAO

>short one is Hideo
>the other is Kojima

>>216284
i'm twenty-seven and she's close to fifty. she literally looks under thirty-five at first glance

>>216243
>Chika Arimura retired
FUCK

When did this happen?
Her and Ai were two of my favorites

>>216261
>Yuria Satomi
My nigger

>>216283
You watched it wrong. Pick a favorite jav waifu or several. Serach for her movies over torrent sites and download them all. You don't watch every jav movies that comes your way.

I suggest watching jav flicks starred by ai shinozaki for a start.

>>216287
>>216289
Thanks, anons

>>216254
>and pants all the way off is objectively the most comfortable way to masturbate
I don't know man, I usually use my left hand to keep my pants down and when I take them off all the way I don't know what to do with it

>>216290
When their dick is the size of my thumb and the girl is screaming like a pig it just gets too ridiculous for me.

>>216298
try sticking your thumb in a girl and see if she screams

>>216283
This is mostly true, it's always super awkward and the dudes always have really ugly dicks.

Granted, some of it is really solid a lot of it seems to be complete shit.

>>216298
gay porn or traps

>>216297
you cup your balls with the other hand, skrub

>>216302
Why is that always a good idea?

>>216231
Japanese women don't moan. It's not that they can't, because western Asian porn stars can do it just fine. JAV stars don't moan because enjoying sex is considered shameful in Japan. Women are expected to cry instead of moan during sex. It sounds awful to us because it's literally the sounds a woman would be making if she wasn't enjoying sex.

>>216300
>some of it is really solid

such as?

>>216255
>videos stuck at 99%
Anon, you can watch those.

So since the mods aren't here yet, I might as well ask:

Can anyone recommend some good JAVs that are vanilla? Basically no NTR, BLACKED, gang bang bukkakes, etc.

Preferably with MILFs/wives.

>>216304
>It sounds awful to us
I dunno, that sound gets me pretty hard
maybe I just watch too much JAV

>>216301
Sorry, I'm as as straight as you can be. You probably know more about that stuff than me.

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>>216301
Traps? What about traps?

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>>216306
Teach me the way.

>>216310
good old assbro

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>See a fucking great JAV cover
>Download it
>The girl isn't even wearing the same outfit
It's such a fucking con

>vanilla JAVs

kek.

Behold:
http://sukablog.org/category/all-posts/

>>216313
That never happens though.

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>>216313
>cosplay porn
>they tear off the clothes 5 minutes in

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>>216310

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>>216313
>See a cool cover
>Don't immediately download it because I haven't seen the product
>Preview video on store
>Look at preview screenshots to get a better idea of how it all looks.
>Commit to download and end up a happy camper.

>>216314
I know what that means, I'm not even sure why I went there. Good thing I wasn't absentmindedly stroking.

>>216313
>Watch so many JAVs over the year I can now basically tell how heavily shooped the cover is and how accurate the contents really are
This shouldn't have happened in the first pace.

>>216311
use vlc

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>>216314

>>216314
What's the appeal of scat?

I mean I understand 'fetish', but humans are predisposed to finding feces disgusting because it's harmful to us. So what's so erotic about shit?

Pretty much this, except replace the asian chick with Joosten

>>216311
What the fuck? I've always been able to play almost finished files using WMP or WMC. I think my best record was fapping to something that was still at 80%. There were tons of glitches and sometimes the video would stop but its still playable

>>216293
Two months ago.

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>>216217
>Those tits
FUCK

>>216325
This is only happening with a few files but it's frustrating to have it happen. I can usually preview from around 50-60 if I just skip through the timeline and get small glimpses but then I have files stuck at 99% that I can't preview.

>>216318
Is that Airi Suzumura?

>>216232
God damnit I love incest but most JAV doesnt have subtitles and Im not far enough to actually understand regular moon conversation

Heres the video, ill break it down for you

>30 minutes of talking
>40 minutes of kissing
>40 minutes of dildo and vibrator on nipple
>40 minutes of dildo and vibrator on pussy
>30 minute bj
>50 minute pussy munching
>3m of pixelated slow humping in a shit position

There is your sauce to every jav faggots

>>216323

In 2D it depends. Images where a girl gets fucked so hard she shits herself are great. Or girls that can't contain it, there is a certain "aura of cleanliness" that women have and it's nice to see it get shattered.

In 3D / eating it / smearing it all over the place is for mentally ill retards though.

>>216316
This so much this, the point of cosplay porn is the outfit don't tear off the clothes.

>>216231
every JAV there is?

>some jap with disgusting fingers pokes around a pussy like it's a fingerbox
>female jap makes noises as if she's an autistic kid that hit her thumb
>male jap clumsy performs oral
>female jap continues to wiggle like a dying dog and make noises that are supposed to convey pleasure to deaf

Most JAV is terrible and Japanese porn is bad overall. Weebs love it of course.

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>>216329
Yes.

No one else likes Mana Izumi? C'mon now. Pity she retired as well.

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>>216323
The appeal isn't the shit itself, it's the act of a woman doing something considered really nasty and loving it. There are some pretty based JAVs once you get into it.

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>all these fucking casuals
>HURR I WATCHED ONE JAV AND IT SUCKED SO ALL JAV SUCK

Op, that isn't Kojima. It is his doppleganger, Hideo.

>>216334
I'd take squeeling pigs and bad teeth over focusing on a dick going in and out of a shellfish and UHH YEAHH TAKE THAT BITCH UHH YEAH

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>>216316
Cosplay JAVs are gr8

>>216338
FUCKING RECOMMEND ONE FAGGOT!

>>216335
I always thought she had a god tier body, but hated the fact that she never swallows or does creampies. Has that changed?

>>216217
no, it's because hes a talentless hack.

>>216342
fuck you, go to /r/

>>216217
I think I saw this guy in Teisou Kannen adaption.

>>216341
Who is this shaft serenader?

>>216334
You forgot the part where she licks his nipples for two hours.

>>216340
>These are the only two choices

>>216232
what site do i use these codes on

>>216341

>no mgs (not that V shit) cosplay jav

>>216220
Kojima Productions Documentary

>>216279
It's true, only about 5-10% of mothers do it though.

>>216349
Hey man. I'm not the idiot saying EVERY SINGLE jav are bad

>>216345
i dont understand you. you dont want to share your interest with someone that legitimately wants to experience it? like, why? im not gonna take away all your javs. help a bro out.

>>216230
With all these mother-son doujins, I believe in you, anon.

>>216250
Sauce

>>216350
google no, seriously.

>Watching censored porn

I mean, they're way more creative than good ol' boring american porn, but come on.

>>216338
I have watched like 20 over the years. That includes some that were top ranked/seeded/whatever.

>>216350
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/
just to spite all the NO SPOONFEEDING idiots on /v/

>>216342
fine fine, want some massage
http://www.javbus.com/en/series/39n

>>216310
>he started working out and gave up on whoring
Fucking assbro

here's a good jav, and it has the girl from op's webm

http://javfor.me/65839.html

>>216359
yeah i figured as much still wanted to ask though

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>>216338
This tbqh.

>>216354
no, you're the idiot saying every western porn is focusing on a dick going in and out of a shellfish and UHH YEAHH TAKE THAT BITCH UHH YEAH

:^) but please don't want to ruin your superior niponise masturbation experience anon-kun

>>216331
Actually, I don't know how they last this much.

I only hold something like 5 minutes in bed, sometimes way less.

Should I see a doctor ?

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>that feel when xhentai rarely has updates for uncensored milf anal porn, preferably in english

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>>216243
>>216244
Time to give up on JAV

>>216361
that's like saying you played 20 games that were top sellers, so you're an expert on video games
>I PLAYED COD AND FALLOUT 4 I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

>>216335
And the magic number is...?

>>216367
Is that one of the ones where your waifu gets fucked?

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>>216217
>thread about JAV porn
VYDEA GAEMS

>>216371
Anri hello !?

>>216323
As a scat fetishist (2d only though, shit's nasty in 3d), it's appealing for multiple reasons.

>girls doing and being attracted to something really nasty and taboo and loving it (or being intensely embarassed), ahegaoing while eating shit is like the final step in being a mindbroken anime slut
>domination/submission and humiliation potential
>physiological stimulation like the sensation of pushing out a huge log of shit and the consequent relief, girls who can't hold it and are forced to shit themselves
Feces themselves are only a small part of it, though I do think they're more understandable in their "appeal" than say vomit.

>>216360
>Not watching uncensored japanese porn
get a load of this pleb

>>216360
eh... not every pussy is eyecandy fag, it better if they cen it

>>216232
God jap women are so damn ugly, koreans look way better

here's a nice list of quality javs to go download

http://www.javbus.com/en/genre/z

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>3DPD shit

mods why is this still here

>>216269
Shitty genetics. Also this
>>216272
That's not to say they like the Orkish visage I see on a lot of Asians but rather the slightly sticking out canines or something. They think it looks like anime characters then or something stupid.

The full blown Orc jaws in Japs and Chinese are because they're literally Orcs. I'm not sure how Koreans avoid it, probably cause they're more westernised, more vain and care about teeth.
>>216381

>>216307
P-please respond...

>jav is censored
>uncensored jav has much worse budget and often really boring
What do

>>216381
>>216384
plastic surgery

>>216378
But the very few JAV I watch was uncensored and it's glorious

>>216381
Eh, even if the pussies are sometimes hideous, the mosaics are too distracting.

>>216386
stop watching shit porn and either use hentai or english porn.

>>216380
GIVE CODE

>>216387
Yeah but even the non-plastic Koreans have good teeth.

Is there any uncensored Anri JAV?

>>216381

give some good k-porn

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>>216217
If anything it was his motivation to finish. All them horny vidya nerds.

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>>216348

>>216393
porn is literally illegal in korea

>>216307

MIDE-043

I like that they dont have these bulky dudes with big dicks, but rather the average scrawny dudes that we can identify with.

I gotta look at amateur and webcam shit for the later

>>216393
you're only going to find short clips on sites like tumblr since porn is illegal in korea

>>216244
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>216399
>>216396
Welp I'll take censored shit any day instead of it being banned altogether.

>>216368
>he gets offended when people copy his shitposting
top kek

>he seriously believes that there are western porn out there that doesnt focus on the dude's dick while he goes UHH YEAH

>>216273
You didn't reverse racecar you fucking moron lolololol

>>216401
Source?

haruki sato best girl
julia too as well as that chick in ipz 104 the undercover agent one where the chick gets raped and made to suck off like 8 criminals at gunpoint

WE /TRASH/ NOW

LOL KUCKED

Is it possible to move all of /v/ to /trash/?

Welcome to /trash/. Start posting JAV lewds, you fucks.

I'm so happy this board exists. I was about to open the archive and post there before I realised the thread was moved here.

>>317125154
>find a Korean chick streaming on one of those camgirl sites
>hottest shit ever just because of the forbiddenness of it
>streams a couple more times then never again
One day she'll return to me.

WE IN THERE

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>>216405
RHTS-034 iirc

MODS = GODS

SEKRET BOARD FOUND

The fuck is this board?

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HAHA time to post lewds

>>216380
source please.

>>216441
It's the secret lands for furry porn and shitposting.

>>216441
Read the sticky

My sides.

Does anyone have a link to a site that lets you search JAVs by tags? I remember it had stuff like 'love' and 'milf' - I had it awhile ago but lost it after my computer died.

>>216627
javjunkies?

>>216612
Hey, I know this lady.

Anyone else know of any videos where the girl gets drugged like nhdta-280?

the moment we land in the /trash/, keks come in

>>216647
Yes.
PPPD-297 - Busty Undercover Agent has Julia getting drugged and raped multiple times as an undercover agent and it has some hilarious shit in it too so don't just skip to the parts you wanna see
NSPS-035's second part has a girl get drugged by her father and raped by two guys

>>216721
cuks and furries, this board really is fitting of its name

if 4chan is the shithole of the internet, this must be the toilet

>>216737
at least they know their place

>>216737
I suppose we're free from indian posters then

>>216317
I WANT THAT LAMP

>>216429
which one is the one from your webm?

So, nobody's gonna dump anything anymore?

>>217374
Where threads go to die.

>>216235
the fuck

>>216259

asses look better in leather/latex than they do naked

>>216292
frank yang pls go back to /fit/

Ok im sorry for that but i gonna have to be that guy...where or how i use those codes like>>216232?

>>222987
google

if it doesn't come up add jav to your search, or try removing the hyphen

also dedicated jav sites like javbus or javforme