/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Soon™ Edition
Previous thread: >>2155596
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>2158857
I only have this, does it count?
>>2158877
We'll be back, baby!
I hate lapis porn
Understand
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
Dance with her.
>>2158877
end of semester, finals, are in a month
hiatus ends in a month
why?
post best human
Would you let Sugar cry on your shoulder?
>>2158909
I'm pretty sure June isn't a month away
8th for i dont like rachael and penny as much anymore ive moved on to different media containing lesbians
>>2158909
You do know April only just began, right?
>>2158911
>>2158909
Buddy, if you were paying attention and keeping up with your work up until now why would you not be able to spend 11 minutes a day enjoying a show?
>>2158920
Of course
>>2158892
yes, thank you!!
>>2158920
Yes, why not?
>>2158911
>>2158743#
I just play games that are heavily recommended to be played with a controller instead of mouse and keyboard, like Dark Souls 1 and 2: SotFS, or Resident Evil Remake/4/5/Revelations 1. I've only used it on one FPS game and that's Killing Floor 2, it works okay there but I much prefer M&K. Since I comes with XCOM 2, I would imagine that with a controller you'd basically be playing the same game except you can tilt back your chair and relax more. It's worth a purchase if you don't already have a controller, I'd say.
Oh yeah and it's awful for fighting games. Tried to play Skullgirls with it, and my hands were in pain before an hour.
Post derp and hurp gems
>>2158902
I wonder if they'll ever bring this up again. Being able to hypnotize gems (or that type of gem at least) with rhythm seems like it could be important.
>Steven defeats YD by tricking her into beating his meat
>>2158978
Funny joke, but her future vision got her addicted to it. She just kept reading the future and the instantaneous results kept her glued.
>>2158970
Tell me /sug/, which character deserves to be NTRd?
>>2158970
>
>>2158920
id let anyone cry on my shoulder
>>2159047
Lars
>>2158909
dude learn your months wtf.
also get your goddamn studying done already don't stress yourself like a faggot, sit and read everyday 7 hours like everyone else.
if you are not having nightmares about college you are doing it wrong, then when you start passing those finals you'll feel fine and the nightmares will be gone, then you'll be happy and thats it.
College is a very shitty long and boring rpg that keeps you farming for years to get your title, you think that it will make you invinsible in the outside but when you actually get it and you are in reality you actually realize you have just began your quest and your title is a shitty wooden short sword and the game is in the most difficult settings.
>>2159047
Sapphire
>>2159031
DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW
YOU WEREN'T BUILT FOR FIGHTING
>>2159047
Connie.
>>2159059
I mean you can TRY but she'll prevent it.
>>2159078
lies. connie is the best
>Steven will never impregnate Peridot
>She'll never survive childbirth
>Their child will never have their own Gem
>Steven and Peridot will never get to raise their child together as a loving couple
Why live?
>>2159057
What. I'm so sorry it's that bad for you. I love what I do, and I love making connections between my classes. Physics tying into chemistry, chemistry tying into biology, chemistry and physics tying into geology, math combining them all. It's very rewarding. Sometimes it's a grind, but there's the constant reward of comprehension and understanding.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a lazy fuck and put things off, but I get legitimate joy out of reading texts when I actually understand it. That requires good teachers who care, and good textbooks that teachers who care would recommend. That means you have to get to know the professor, or use the internet to choose your professors based on reviews. You have to do research before you pick your classes, that's for sure, but you should also do research into your major so that you know you really want to invest yourself into it. When you have teachers who care about you and you interact with them and take interest in their lives they'll most likely do their best to accommodate your needs. Hell, I turn in reports late in my chemistry class every once in a while but my professor actually enjoys reading my reports and observations because it's all fun.
Just care about what you do, and what you want your future to look like, and it'll come easier. Create a schedule for yourself, I like to use a whiteboard on my bedroom wall. It works well when you have it in your face all the time.
>>2159139
to have connie as your waifu of course
>>2159139
Peridot will never be your duaghterfu
>>2159139
>Why live?
>>2159057
what? i enjoy my career, im lazy but isn't really hard
>>2158925
Neokosmos
>>2159139
To see how much worse it can get
>>2159184
I already have a waifu.
Finished up the Armstrong scare fic with some Lewdness with Amethyst
http://pastebin.com/MRkjCyUd
Hope you like it, let me know what you thought of it and what your favorite part was.
>>2159192
Peridot would probably poof from this Steven's dick.
Please don't abuse Peridot. Treat her with love and respect.
>>2158857
>>2159482
noted
>>2159482
Peri was made for bullying
>>2158857
Another one.
>>2159341
[spoiler]Amethyst should have joined in[/trash]
>>2159273
Holy shit that was slimy and hot. Amethyst is a slut machine and I lover her, the way you described Armstrong caressing her was great too.
Thank you for including balls too, it makes me really happy and helps me get a nice hot mental image.
>>2159514
>>2159528
>>2159577
This is why Peridot should only be paired with Steven. He truly loves her and she truly loves him, but they would never ever dare to hurt each other.
>>2159593
Steven would never hurt anyone dummy
>>2159593
No thats scary and borderline pedo
>>2159603
It's not pedo, they're both adults of consenting age.
>>2159630
Maybe
>>2159580
I'm happy you liked alot.
I like to personally think that dispite how Armstrong looks, he is actually just a misunderstood softie.
Also really loved writing up the blowjob scene, was really nice and hot.
Also hot slut amethyst is my favorite thing to think about her fucking hot guys and slobbering some nice cocks
What was your favorite part?
>>2159660
Me in 20 years
>>2159688
>>2159652
Definitely the part where Amethyst groped him to convince him to scare Connie and Steven and made him hard, I like to think he had an erection while he screeched and they were looking at it the entire time.
>>2159688
No, this is Peridot in 20 years.
>>2159660
>>2159666
breddy cute bruv
This is her normal voice, man that is hilarious
http://pearl-likes-pi.tumblr.com/post/142106533311/there-were-a-couple-of-parts-in-michaelas
>>2159734
Does she wear that all the time? If so thats a bad choice.
>>2159749
You've got parental issues or something
>>2159749
Are you hurt, Did someone beat you as a child
>>2159722
Hah, thats a silly thought.
Armstrong standing around amethyst so hard like a diamond as they left the house is a hot image, his cock swaying aorund the whole time as they walked ontot he beach
>>2159774
I guess we're shhhit out of luck
>>2159797
I was beaten as a child and I'm not into spanking so I don't think that has anything to do with it.
>>2159775
No, she only wears that when she's in bed with Steven.
>>2159593
>>2159482
>>2159630
>>2159734
>>2159804
Damn man, Steven and Connie got a full frontal view of that equipment.
Not to mention anyone who might've been on the beach.
I wonder how many people apart from Amethyst have enjoyed his whackering stick...
>>2159831
This thread is a hate-free zone.
>>2159831
It's not a mistake when they love each other.
>>2159838
Steven only likes futa cocks.
>>2159847
Don't use Sapphire to defend a shit ship.
>>2159812
I think there must also need to be some kind of Oedipal thing going on in conjunction for the spanking fetish to take hold.
>>2159838
I think in my Last Armstrong fanfic i wrote him being ether 5 or 6 inches long, so yea imagine that hanging out in the open hard as a rock
Also Yea i agree.
I mean how would you feel if you say a guy with a big dick, fucking a hot shortstack on the beach under moonlight.
sounds fucking hot.
why haven't you accepted connie as your waifu?
>>2159873
It's not a shit ship, it's a very good ship.
>>2159887
I'm not a pedophile.
>>2159887
Because she is underage and not my taste.
Sadie on the otherhand....
>>2159873
Don't shapeshift into Sapphire, Ruby. Also, you need to chill out.
>>2159887
Ain't into the human characters of this show and Sapphire is very tempting.
>>2159887
I have a better waifu.
What do you think it would have been like if Rose were around for this whole Peridot thing?
I feel like their interactions would be interesting.
>>2159906
I am completely calm mate.
>>2159898
nice b8
>>2159924
Then you must understand that this thread is not one for conflict. All ships are valid to those who ship them.
>>2159924
Says the ship hater. Hate isn't calm.
>>2159918
I'm gonna imagine Steven like reactions but with a bit more maturity and adult figure in them.
>>2159914
I'm not sure what it is about Steven in Rose-inspired outfits that gets to me so much
>>2159903
is worse
>>2159939
I know, all ships are up for liking and disliking.
>>2159944
All i did was call it shit, but it's still very likely due to the fact Steven is her only other close friend besides amethyst. Still it's meme-tier at best till they decide to advance it.
>>2159903
Isn't Steven.
>>2159979
Doesn't that make almost all ships meme-tier?
>>2159884
Whoever gets that dick is a lucky fucker.
What do you think you'll work on next? Is this the last Armstrong fix you'll make? All this cuddling, handholding, and blowjobs are getting me excited. He's quickly becoming my favourite side gem.
>>2159979
Disliking a ship is fine, but wishing its existence to cease is not.
He was....."..."..".......incredible
>>2160013
>>2159979
>that one fic of her getting her curry pot filled with mutant cum
>>2160017
>>2160000
>implying Steven isn't the best waifu
Why do you think Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl love him so much? He's their waifu.
>>2160004
You just have to request from him. Try not to do it too often though.
>>2159903
sadies nice, but not my cup of tea to be honest
>>2160018
Shipping is not a zero-sum game. You don't have to worry about potential being wasted because a ship you dislike exists.
>>2160028
Alright no problem. I'll make sure not to spam Armstrong requests, I realise that can get a bit annoying.
>>2160027
>implying connie isn't better
steven himself agrees she's the best
>>2160040
>Shipping is not a game
...
It kinda is.
>>2160004
>>2160053
I sadly gotta head to bed because its like 1 am right now i need my sleep.
But i'm really happy you enjoyed it, maybe tomorrow morning or afternoon when i make another request post you can request another armstrong fic
Also if you want you could read my past Armstrong fic if oyu havn't already
http://pastebin.com/CRxWKxZb
Anyway i better get to bed, night my man, hope to write another sexy armstrong cuddle fic tomorrow.
>>2160027
I want to fill his mouth with cum.
>>2160065
That's not what I said and you know it.
>>2160055
The Gems don't agree with Steven, they think he's a much better waifu. Especially Pearl.
>>2160075
The Gems will fill his mouth with their cum.
>>2160072
Thanks man. Hey, since you like skeletons so muc I'm gonna call you mr bones from now on.
Have a nice night.
>>2160081
>pearl taking care of baby steven headcanon was B T F O
feels good
>>2160025
>>>>the diamond-shaped stars are all pink, white, blue, and yellow colors
>>2160081
god damn pearl, slow down a bit
>>2160102
Even if she had tried she probably would have given him back to Greg the first time he wet his diaper.
>>2160081
Greg looks like he was expecting this.
>>2160081
who cares about the gems, steven's opinion is better
>>2160097
You can call me Beefcake if you wish but Mr bones sounds fine as well.
Night man
>>2160118
!!!!!
>>2160120
after this she raped him didn't she?
>>2160118
What does it MEAN?
>>2160092
How much cum are we talking about? Would Steven be able to handle it?
reminder that pearl is in near constant quiet suffering
>>2160172
>>2160025
>>2160118
>>2160145
Connie is a diamond confirmed
No more lapis porn
>>2160203
>>2160127
Steven cares about the Gems, and he knows he's their waifu. He wants them to love him so he does all the intimate things they want to do with him, because they love him so much.
>>2160172
No she isn't, she's happy with Steven.
>>2160166
about this much cum
>>2160216
No more
>>2160185
>>2160226
steven is wonderful but not rose.
>>2160263
>>2160263
Pearl is wonderful but not greg
Andy Weir has been claimed.
Learning even loosely related little SU facts makes me giddy giddy giddy
>>2160324
Interesting
>>2160324
I don't know who that is, but okay.
>>2160285
>>2160354
He wrote The Martian
>>2160365
The thumbnail of this always reminds me of ROTJ Luke holding his lightsaber, but then the fullsize image is just depressing.
>>2160245
That's too much cum for him to swallow, he'd end up covered in it!
>>2160365
sorry for hurting your feelings, have happy pearl
>>2160216
>>2160410
sure he would. but that's part of the fun
>>2160411
>>2160401
nothing every really gets better you just go through various numb times.
>>2160462
Don't worry, at some point before the universe ends, a machine will be constructed that will harness the energy of several combined galaxies in order to reach back through time and retrieve the consciousness of every human mind from milliseconds before the death of their body, so that the numb times can last forever.
>>2160263
Fuck off.
>>2160621
>>2159853
Absolutely disgusting
>>2160663
That was when he was a baby and Pearl was still heavily affected by Rose's departure/Steven's birth. She loves Steven, and if she, together with Garnet and Amethyst, work together and raise Steven, he will surpass Rose Quartz.
>>2160695
would you?
Do you think Sucrose was ever emo and cut herself as a teen?
>>2160806
she needs to grow out and flatten her hair, and put on a little eyeliner and contouring on her nose. she has pretty eyes, they would just look so much better with eyeliner.
>>2160794
Armstrong would massage them.
>>2160806
possibly?
>>2160794
Pearl would.
>>2160794
ew no feet smell bad
>>2160848
That is so wrong on so many levels
>>2160822
I agree, the haircut she has now actually looks okay when she lets it grow out some and washes it. But most of the time she keeps it too short and doesn't seem to wash it enough.
I also agree with the eyeliner, it helps for people with smaller eyes, it makes them look bigger.
>>2160848
what is going on with those chains... they're... everywhere
>>2160860
hey, she drew it not me
>>2160848
Origin of her fetish, reflected on Jasper and lapis
>>2160881
she's into some kinky shit
I bet she's roleplayed that exact scene with Ian during their sexytime
>>2160853
no, steven's are really soft and smell super nice
>>2160891
>>2160882
>>2160848
holy fucking shit
>>2160860
you never wanted to be a sex slave for your husbando?
>>2160928
You've never seen these before anon? This is all IZ fan art made by baby Becky
>>2160965
Was she the one who made the ed edd and eddy Yaoi?
>>2160965
>>2160999
Yes, can't post it here though
>>2160842
I'd massage them
>>2161013
Post the edit.
>>2161009
why not?
>>2160436
Made some edits
>>2161017
i kinda like you can't post loli/shota here, limits make people creative
>>2161023
no shota/loli allowed in /trash/
>>2161009
I CAN NEVER LOOK AT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA THE SAME
I HATE YOU REBECCA
>>2161018
I'm about to try reading her fanfiction from when she was 15. Just from a quick glance I can tell the grammar is bad and the chapter names sound edgy as fuck. I can't wait to see how fucked up it is. If you want to read it with me, here's the link:
http://web.archive.org/web/20041211042438/http://www.auras.com/RRS/bloodrainhair.htm
Is it wrong if I want to pound Connie's tiny curry cunny?
To make her into my personal little brown cum dumpster?
To never use protection, even though she might get pregnant?
>>2161058
upload somewhere else and post the link here?
>>2161077
COOL, NO?!?! THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE! THIIINK! You can read it over again, and it will make even more sense, just like that movie Memento (if you haven’t seen it and you liked this, then SEE IT. And when you do, think of ME! MUFFINS MAGEE! It’s the coolest film. POWAH TO INDEPENDENT MOVIES!) I’m thinking of continuing this plot, perhaps, not sure how I could though but I’m having inklings… inklings of doom. REVIEW!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND RIGHT IN THIS WORLD, REVIIIEW! ^_^ thanks in advance.
>>2161087
Yes, it's wrong.
Also why should Steven go get Pearl? I get the feeling that this is a crop.
Anyone got that cringe picture of someone doing a cum tribute to pearl on facebook? It had a rant in Spanish.
>>2161077
I just realized you can't see all the chapters from that link, here is her blog that has all the fanfics and chapters:
http://web.archive.org/web/20041210205525/http://www.auras.com/RRS/madness.html
>>2159903
Oh, so your taste is of the shit variety.
>>2161087
>That connie
what in the frikitty frik frak in the sac and back is this teenage rebellion bull shit?
>>2161106
god I need to see this
>>2161110
I know teenagers tend to project their own issues in their stories, so I wonder if she did the same?
I have a feeling that reading this is going to be extremely cringy but I'll do it anyways out of curiosity. Here we go!
>>2161106
Anyone? It was a printed picture of pearl with cum on it and a rant in Spanish.
>>2161098
why rebecca
why
Animals! Animals! Gemanimals!
>>2161152
das a wholly lot of Steven jrs
>>2161087
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56101406
Found the source. Haven't looked at it all yet and I'm scared to do that.
>>2161163
I did it. It's fucking weird.
>>2160666
I thought you were a man of taste.
http://i4.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2016/04/03/09/28/24/56161791_p0.png
>>2161152
the w o n k i e s t proportions
>>2161163
Oh sweet, I didn't know there were non-nude versions.
I didn't like the piercings, so I tried editing them out.
>>2161196
>visible nips and vagina
Someone's going to report you sooner or later.
>>2161200
Don't worry, she's 18 in that picture
>>2161207
Doesn't look like it, she's flat af and looks pretty short.
pearls arms are a nightmare to draw
>>2161219
peridots feet look adorable!!
"Alone at Sea" might be referencing "Alone Together", like how "Monster Reunion" might be like "Monster Buddies"
>>2161219
Needs a few touch-ups to pearls limbs but overall its a pretty good picture.
>>2161226
>>2161226
So... Steven/Lapis fusion?
>>2161238
>>2161244
MY GENITALS ARE READY
>>2161244
Them jew curls
>>2161238
suuuure
is /sug/ dead??
>>2161244
Cmon R.sugar, give me BSFB fusion!
>>2161255
I've got eleven other pieces of Steven/Lapis fusion concept fanart, and one of them is too big for 4chan.
>>2161293
succ is dead
no more succ
post jasper being a good friend
>>2161087
you're supposed to fug her gently, with lots of kisses and eye contact
>>2161311
road to redeem is a long road
>>2161305
I'd like to see them fuse though.
>>2161311
a personal favorite
>>2161217
she's short and flat, but she's 18 trust me
>>2161349
so would I, its been on my mind forever
>>2161367
Well I've wanted Steven to fuse with Pearl first, but at this point I'd be incredibly happy just to see him fuse with any Gem at all.
why is connie such a hottie?
she's perfect for hug and fug
>>2161467
well at first I wanted it to be lapis, but with the cute and big development through the series its shifted to peridot, the two had many sweet interactions that won me over
But if Lapis goes first I wouldnt mind
>>2161311
Jasper being a good pet owner
>>2161505
Steven is perfect for hug and fug with the Gems.
>"And we're not gonna do it alone!"
Lapis (blue), Jasper (Orange), peridot (green), and yellow diamond complete the CGs as a PERFECT RAINBOW, WITH ALL COLORS ACCOUNTED FOR.
>>2161519
but i want to fug connie myself
>>2161532
Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
>>2161538
More Steven for the Gems, then.
>>2161532
that is legit, the gayest thing ive heard in awhile
god fucking damn R.sugar
>>2161532
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2161549
sounds good as long as i can keep connie
>>2161505
How could you even think of fugging Connie?
Explain in vivid detail all the horrible things you would do to her crotch height face.
>>2161532
Maybe Steven Universe was just a tool Sugar used to come out as the gayest fucking person on earth
>>2161605
She's in a relationship with Ian JQ.
>>2161605
Making a TV show to break up with Ian cause she realized she's gay
>>2161618
bisexuality, double the rainbow
>>2161631
One goes in your butt one goes in your vag
>>2161641
>>2161600
I'd caress her chest and pinch her qt brown nips under her shirt. I'd tell her how much i love her and give her lots of kisses.
I'd play with her little footsies too.
and i fug her slow and gently, keeping eye contact and running my fingers through her hair.
then i cuddle with her to sleep.
next morning we'd eat pancakes
>>2161677
Don't talk about Connie ever again.
>>2161658
Quick, think up wacky plotlines for this episode!
>>2161686
Steven buys Peridot a dragon dildo but she wants Steven to show her how to use it first.
>>2161605
has /sug/ been autistic enough to get themselves some actual gems?
>>2161709
why would you even ask this? of course they have. some have entire fucking collections to cum on
>>2161679
why not?
>>2161709
>>2161694
If Sugar goes to the Mocca event tomorrow in rainbows, then we will know the truth
>>2161733
Because you'll do shit like that.
>>2161722
>not shoving them up your ass
shit taste
>>2161758
Gems aren't sharpies.
>>2161755
is the pancakes isn't it? i know too much sugar is bad, but is just pancakes anon
>>2161722
is it bad that I sometimes like to fondle them and pretend that Lapis is hate fucking the back of my esophagus?
>>2159273
Oh dang. I might have to bust out my tablet later and draw a little something for this, see if I can do his skeleton form justice.
>>2161709
I already had gems before SU, now I want more
>>2159838
Wait so Steven and Connie got a close up look of Cluster cock in this fic? Damn that's lewd.
>>2161779
Armstrong is such a fucking cutie.
>>2161789
>>2161799
Fug I was listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0jjTnrDCXY
And the gif practically danced to it.Shit
>>2161765
>only takes sharpies up the ass
what, are you gay or something?
>>2161794
What's so cute about him?
>mfw UG and SU got that announce together but the first was cancelled actually
ok I didn't really like it but it's always sad to lose a cartoon
>>2161825
UG was cancelled? Eep
>>2161825
Wait, what?
>>2161814
only one gem id ever want in there
>>2161847
>>2161196
this feels weird. a big part of connie attractiveness is that she's pure
What do you guys think about the show getting renewed for 5 seasons?
The fact that they made 26 episodes in a season instead of 52 makes me worry that CN is planning on cancelling it.
Also, I don't want this show to become like Adventure Time and have 7 shitty seasons.
>>2161876
Good, that show sucked anyways. Let's pray they cancel TTG
>>2161933
I hope that the show will get more than 5 seasons.
>>2161938
When CN announced they renewed the show for season 4 and 5 they didn't renew shit, they just split season 2 into season 3 and season 3 into season 4 and season 4 into season 5 there's no new episodes bruh
>>2161964
The show can still get more seasons.
Oh great. CN is going full retard, again.
>>2161967
Correct.
>>2161967
They don't care about the show, they want to fill their pockets with money.
Splitting seasons=getting more seasons=marketing=more money
>>2161933
If it was canceled already we would have heard about it in the same announcement we heard about it at the same time as UG. I can understand the worry, but I think we're in the clear for now at least.
>>2161998
> we would have heard about it in the same announcement we heard about it at the same time as UG
Holy shit, I should really go to bed.
>>>/co/81399568
lmao tru
>WoY cancelled out of the blue
>UG cancelled out of the blue
Guys, I'm scared
>>2162011
No worries, I understood you.
>>2162022
WoY is on another network, and UG doesn't have nearly as big of a fanbase as SU does last time I checked.
>>2162022
The creators knew WoY was over for a long time.
>>2162022
whats WoY again?
>>2162037
Wonder over yonder
>>2162054
it's wander over yonder not wonder over yonder you fucking retarded dipshit faggot i hope you die please kill yourself you fucking dick sucker if you dont know what woy is google it insteadof trying to be smart and say "wonder over yonder" this is making me cringe so hard please die
>>2162022
Did they ever say what was over yonder?
>>2162097
Your mom
best au
i feel like shit so im going to bed
goodnight /sug/ <3
>>2162035
>Wander Over Yonder was cancelled not because of ratings, but because Disney Execs figured it had gone for long enough
Wow, did Spongebob, South Park and everything on Fox turning into such shit after being on TV too long scare the shit out of other networks or something? I'm honestly surprised to see execs say "This is making money, let's NOT milk it."
>>2162022
the difference is that both those shows are shit
>>2160186
Connie's mom yo
Pearl's hair is a rosebud, y'all.
>>2162192
So does that mean that her earlier hair was a withered rose?
>>2162192
That shit is a roselle hibiscus. The kind you put in champagne. Like Pearl does so she can drink to forget that her waifu abandoned her for some talentless hack.
>>2162196
Which old hair?
pic pls
>>2162213
The hair during her renegade years, and during the Greg flashbacks.
>>2162216
Nah, man. It looks like it was about to bloom.
>>2162223
Then what about her hair during the Greg flashbacks? It's hanging down as if it's withered.
>>2162111
hahaha I feel that this happens a lot.
>>2162244
I guess her hair symbolizes how much she was aligning with Rose's views or some shit like that.
My be her hair will be a full on blooming Rose at some point.
>>2162256
I was thinking it was more of a symbol of how good Pearl and Rose's relationship is, her hair was "withered" during the 80's because Rose found Greg, and now her hair is indicating how good her and Steven's relationship is. Right now it's in a rosebud, but I think it'll bloom later on as the two get to know each other more.
>>2159057
>sit and read everyday 7 hours like everyone else
What the fuck kind of classes are you taking where you need to read for 7 hours a day?
>>2162277
Or maybe it's her feeling of fulfillment.
>>2162289
Could be both, or all of them.
why doesn't greg live in the garage from Maximum Capacity? that place has a TV and a bed and everything
>>2162294
Probably because it radiates no heat.
>>2162294
The van has many valuable memories.
He probably even impregnated Rose in there.
>>2162299
Why doesn't he at least get an apartment?
>hey Steven, my parents are a private security contractor and a doctor. What is your dad?
>uhh...he's homeless, but like, I guess he washes cars for a living
Yeah that's totally respectable and not a fucking embarrassment. Fuck Greg.
>>2162316
All his funds go towards providing Steven with electricity, water, food, and so on.
>>2162273
OBJECTIVE LAPPY DRAWING RANKINGS:
Greg > Raven/Paul > Joe/Johnston > Lamar/ASIAN > Zuke/Lamar > Zuke/Hilary
>>2162316
>and my mom is a galactic warlord that saved the world
I guess he gets by
>>2162326
>he even gave her lipstick
>>2162330
Yeah but she aint around anymore. It's just his shit dad who can't even be respectable enough to own a home.
>>2162323
If I were Steven, I'd be upset my dad didn't treat himself to basic things like a place to live that isn't a fucking van. I'd be fucking embarrassed to even mention his ass, who wants a homeless dad?
>>2162339
Well good thing that you're not Steven, because you'd probably be the worst Steven ever.
>>2162345
Oh yeah? I'd actually do shit better. I'd take steps to better myself like learn how to use a fucking sword so I'm not relying on a curry farmer. Then I'd ditch the fucking curry farmer. Then I'd buy a gun or something because why would I use a melee weapon when I can just shoot the enemy.
>>2162339
He owns a beach house, he just doesn't live there because he's fucking weird.
>>2162339
Half of Steven is Rose.
That means half of him is the "woman" that died because of her love for Greg.
If Rose loved Greg, Steven does too.
>>2162345
It would be pretty hard to be a worse Steven than Steven. He literally kills himself hundreds of times over. I can only imagine how much terrible Greg would feel now that his wife and son are gone forever. Just imagine all the shit he will get from Pearl and Amethyst now that his child not only removed Rose, but stopped existing entirely in 99/100 alternate realities.
>>2162353
That house was built for the Crystal Gems, to have a proper place for Steven to live in.
>>2162361
>implying the alternate realities didn't stop existing after the time thing was broken
>>2162352
The only weapon Steven needs is his niceness.
If he wasn't so nice the CG would've never known about the Cluster in the first place.
You would've just shot Peridot then bubbled her and never let her go.
You would be the worst.
>>2162368
>now Steven is guilty of destroying hundreds of universes
Going from ruining his dad's and the CG's lives to becoming a multidimensional supervillain isn't any better.
>>2162372
The Steven who destroyed those universes is dead too. The current Steven is not responsible for any of the shit that Pompadour Steven did.
>>2162372
Is it really that bad if there is nobody left to grief about the deaths?
>>2155692
>still image slots in the last thread
What the fuck, sug?
Stop making preemptive threads for fuck sake
>>2162387
>waaah why didn't you let me get the last post with my autistic obsession with a shitty fusion
We started a new thread specifically to deny you this.
>>2157118
fuck off phoneposter
>>2162396
>confusing indexer with cricketanon
You're so pessimistic it's not even funny.
>>2162408
>That is only an acceptable line of thinking if you are a cartoon villain.
Explain to me how it's bad then, Mr. Goodguy.
>>2162413
pls ignore
>>2158739
I wonder if Steven will ever fulfil his promise to Pearl of exploring space.
>>2160411
As a reminder, if you can't fucking read the text, it's probably a thumbnail you're saving
>>2162396
I went back and looked and no, you didn't
several image posts were deleted for some reason after the limit was reached
Weird
Just as weird as this Yellow Opal
Since we are made up of a lot of water, can't Lapis technically just eviscerate humans from the inside or do really bad stuff with all the water inside us?
>>2159273
I tried to draw his skeleton form but I haven't drawn anything in ages so I couldn't do it.
But I did make this because I promised you his form and I'm delivering.
>>2162433
It is wrong because it means that the only people that matter are those that are loved by others to such an extent that someone would feel grief if they were to die. It also posits that people that love each other should be linked in some way so that they die at the same time, as otherwise one of the actors will feel grief for the other. As an example of just how wrong it is, consider a family of a loving father, a hateful mother and two children. Let us suppose that the father loves his children, the mother loves no one and the children love everyone in the family except for each other. This means it would be wrong to kill the father, but it would be okay to kill the father if you killed his children first.
>>2162515
I think her control over water is only over large amounts of semi-pure water in her proximity or connected to her proxies
Like she's literally screwed when flying way over the ocean, since she doesn't have control of all that body of water anymore because she's too far
At the same time, she had no problem controlling an underground water reservoir in the next episode, so unless there's a valid explaination for that one, her powers are entirely plot-dependant, making her mcguffin of huge proportions
>>2162477
I can read it, what the fuck is wrong with your eyes if you couldn't read that?
Good luck reading that signature, dipshit
What fetishes does Steven have?
>>2162557
Femdom
Macro
>>2162557
Curry on dick
>>2159273
>"Please...go and scared them. I'll make it worth your while.~~~" she said seductively, grabbing crotch and squeezing it a bit.
>Armstrong creaked more, his erection growing a bit as he felt motivated but still confused to continue, slowly walking infront of Steven and Connie, his skeleton shaped body, cracking more and more as he moved in front of the TV.
>Amethyst grinned big as Armstrong let out a horrible howl that sounded like a dog and man getting squeezed to death together. Connie and Steven jumped out there beanbags, Steven activating his bubble as Connie held onto him for death life, screaming the entire time.
>Armstrong twitched his body and stopped wailing, cracking and creaking as he slowly walked back towards Amethyst, who was laughing her ass off on the floor, tears in her eyes. "Oh you should have seen the look on your faces, HAAHAHHAHA!!!" she laughed as Steven frowned.
He had a boner during all of that correct?
Love you /sug/
I hope your weekend has been going well
>>2162707
Thank you loveposter.
>>2162707
You too.
>>2162707
It has, more Armstrong stuff for me love has been made so I'm happy.
Which gem has horse benis?
>>2162832
None
>>2162832
Steven.
>>2162832
it's not pearl
d-don't look at her like that
anon pls
>>2162849
Don't worry anon, Steven loves Pearl's horsecock.
>>2162849
When the fuck s the second horsecock comic coming out?
>>2162877
when steven turns 18
>>2162885
Fuck you zst xkn where is Pearlmount 2?
>>2162912
no idea what that is what is pearlmount 1
>>2162926
http://exhentai.org/g/810002/0cd9fd54a1/
>Sugilite
Which one of Steven's holes do the Gems like to take their dicks up the most?
>>2163061
>Steven with a ponytail
Not sure how to feel about this.
>>2161988
>It'll take 2 years to get through all 3 seasons
That... Actually sounds a bit early considering it took us 3 years just to get through only 1 and a half of season.
>>2163024
>Not liking the sexy beast that is Sugilite
What are you, some sort of Lapisfag?
>>2163130
Wait, what?
>>2163061
>Slim and curvy Jasper
Yes, absolutely based. Sadly, she's a fat cow in the show
>>2163151
>fat
Beefy
>>2163096
Could you describe what he was actually supposed to look like? I feel like I messed up something.
>>2163130
season 1 is 52 episodes, all the other are 26
so we went through 3 years to go through 3 seasons
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>>2163157
Well, his head is made of two hands holding each other, fused together with the fingers above the thumb forming "eyes" and his thumbs forming a mouth. Do it with your own hands and you can get a good idea on his head.
His normal arms are both skeleton like with a bone like look but with fusion flesh leaking around.
His rib cage is a mess of hands and arms stuck together without looking really skinny like a skeleton.
His feet are mostly the same safe for a few arms and hands sticking out of the waist considering he hard to balance it out to make is normal arms looks normal.
His dick is about 5 or 6 inches and his nuts are average sized for a guy.
His is his normal discolored self when it comes to color.
Hope that helps
remember to take care of Peridot /sug/
>>2163505
Only Steven can show her true love.
>>2163505
Be nice to Peri!
>>2163514
sure
>>2163460
That's a weird skeleton man.
>>2163534
Fuck you Lapis, first you sexually assault Steven and now you physically harm Peridot? Truly the worst Gem.
>>2163541
I was thinking more of this shape i made with my hands
>>2163602
i dont get this meme
>>2163460
That sounds weird and hot. What have you done to my pure Armstrong?
>>2163665
>not liking >>>/fit/
>>2162387
>>2163663
I'm pretty sure he can change back to his old army self with a little, "motivation"
>>2163695
>tfw he's an even buffer version of Jasper
>>2163605
What exactly don't you get?
>>2163676
The only kinds of Jasper I like is womanly Jasper and Amethyst-sized Jasper. Original beef Jasper is just unsettling for me.
Since Armstrong is a forced fusion of various Gems, wouldn't the correct pronouns for Armstrong be "they"?
>>2163741
>He morphs back only this time all of his arms are as big and buff as pic relateds arms
I could dig big strong cuddles
>>2163755
Not more than you would use they for Garnet, Opal etc.
>>2163755
Well they're of indeterminate gender anyway.
>>2163591
Sexy as fuck, I can see why Amethyst got all hot and bothered.
>>2163685
that's weird
Thanks
>>2163770
Garnet and Opal are fusions of whole Gems, Armstrong is a forced fusion of various smaller shards from other Gems.
>>2163778
Wonder where he learned that from.
>>2163778
Bretty good man, would cuddle and snuggle with
Watashi wa kawaīdesu ka?
>>2163886
I don't speak Spanish.
wieners and balls
>>2163909
Hot.
I love trash.
Why do some of you Anons find him so attractive?
>>2163942
Fan art changes people mate.
I'm still neutral about him though.
>>2163934
She is a hot piece of trash.
Would fuck her nice bubble butt nice and good.
>>2163942
memes
>>2163742
what it pertains to, why it is posted
>>2163942
They've run out of waifus and they want a husbando that isn't Steven.
>>2163934
me too
>Thinking about the end result of a forced fusion between a normal gem and a corrupted gem
>Turns out to be the perfect killing machine, savage and bloodthirsty with the intellect to do so
Jesus Christ how horrifying. Reminds me of the Predalien.
>>2164005
not even bismuth has this many edges
>>2164017
>Trying to start a conversation about the possibility of fusions with corrupted gems
>Edgy
Nigga you must be dumb
>>2164033
I think he was talking about the picture, you pebble.
>>2164005
Matt or Ian got a question about that I think, it doesn't seem impossible. Too bad the show will probably never cover it
>>2163949
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>>2164060
may as well post the rest of the set
>>2164061
>>2163757
"WHY WON'T YOU POOF?"
I wonder if Steven is capable of corruption.
>>2164061
>>2164065
I think this one is based off those two designs.
>>2164079
if you nut in his gem would he die?
>>2164073
lets get some crack fusions
>>2164097
m8 what is this garbage?
>>2164097
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT JESUS MAN JUST DON'T POST THAT KNIFE AGAIN
>>2164096
>ConnietriestotakedownArmstrongwithoutRose'ssword.gif
>>2164097
>>2164097
What the fuck is this?
Also I'd rather we just have fanfusions in general.
>>2164097
>>2164049
It would be interesting to see Homeworld experimenting with it. Imagine during the upcoming seasons, one of the Diamonds that oversees the science branch of Homeworld is making war machines like that, inspired by the Garnet incident.
>>2164097
>>2164114
Holy shit these are both cringey to look at simply because of that horrible art style.
suppose Sapphire was kidnapped
ruby falls into despair
ruby becomes corrupted
they then spend a story thread trying to fix her
sapphire returns or is saved by corrupted ruby
ruby can't change back
fusing allows for a more beastly looking garnet but she's mostly her old self
>ruby will forever be doomed corrupted
this could work with either ruby or sapphire
>>2164097
Who's Rose supposed to be fused with? A resident from Auswitch?
>>2164125
Just accept that your sexual fantasy of kidnapping and NTR'ing Sapphire from Ruby will never be real.
>>2164125
>ruby falls into despair
>ruby becomes corrupted
eh? is this how corruption works m8?
>>2164117
Is this supposed to be Steven and Pearl? Because it looks more like Amethyst than either of them
>>2164125
Pretty shit reason to become corrupted and pretty shit ending.
They would just put her out of her misery the minute she started corrupting.
>>2164144
Steven and Pearl, yeah. I kinda like it, though it looks too chubby and very short, though that's probably because of a lack of scale.
>>2164166
>Give depth to a character you killed off
Whatever you created isn't Garnet anymore.
so congrats you are stuck with Sapphire who can become a better character from this shit experience you put her in, great job.
Post reaction images and help my folder grow
>>2164181
Transparency fag is always ready.
Remember that episode where Garnet said that love at first sight wasnt real only to crush a mailman's hope.
Remenber that episode where Garnet told Steven that the only reason she exists was because of love at first sight.
Thats some good character development
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>>2163993
It's from a comic
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>>2164195
>Love /=/ Curiosity for what they created
I mean i agree it's kinda sketchy that kind of shit happened so early but still.
>>2164221
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>>2163757
I made a thing for this but I'll have to finish it tomorrow. Buff Armstrong is coming.
>>2164255
Should i be concerned most of these are some of my shitty edits or transparencys
>>2164262
No, you should feel proud.
>>2164262
Nah man, that's great stuff, thank you
>>2164195
It wasn't really love at first sight tho? Like they were interested in each other but they were on earth for an undisclosed amount of time