HG thread
First!
>>2119475
What's this place supposed to be?
ohhh nooo
4th for strike witch orgy soon
>>2119475
Oh... no.
>>2119488
id eat that
>>2119476
I don't believe you.
>blows a raspberry
>>2119479
>watches in admiration
So cool...
>>2119475
Monaca feels weird about this place. It smells like pain and regret.
>>2119488
Stop making me want to fap to strike witches
This place reminds me of bad times.
>>2119497
Stop being so far away! Come back and lookk like a normal person!
>>2119497
See See... everything is well! I just need to not... lose my focus.
>>2119479 (Katrina)
...Literally? But 'tis more a spiritual goal rather than one of mere knowledge.
>>2119505
Hang around. I'm sure there will be plenty of bad times to come.
>>2119492
U-Unless just Lucchini and I alone count as one of those, then that's a negative.
>>2119501
H-Huh?
>>2119510
I don't want to know what you mean...
>>2119505
You remind me of bad times.
>>2119498
I want to fuck Monaca while firmly gripping her short hair and lifting her up and down, making sure she'll feel despair more than big sis Junko would ever feel and impregnating her with 4 little warriors of hope after that I'll fuck her tight little bum till she ends up crippled and her wheelchair is actually needed. I'll drive that wheelchair to her own personal sex dungeon and make her my little despair slave as I feed her on my own production of hope.
>>2119518
One could say the same of yourself, Kana.
>>2119506
Never.
>>2119507
>keeps watching her juggle the fireballs in silence so she doesn't distract her
>>2119521
>>2119518
Same about you...
>>2119521
Yosuke...I thought you were dead.
>>2119521
Christ, Haiji.
Newfag here. What is it with the OP image?
>>2119498
>pets
>>2119508
I know I know... I can do it pretty fast if I put my mind to it. Just like when i'm fighting in the heat of battle, I come up with new moves and such.
>>2119523
AHH!!!
>She lost focus and drops the fireballs onto the ground.
D-Damn it...
>>2119512
did the rest died ?
>>2119523
>he stares at her very menacingly
>>2119521
Monaca is miserable, but not even she wants this kind of abuse. Big Brother Hajime or Haiji should be ashamed of himself...
>>2119518
so what's kuuko up to these days?
>>2119527
People erp'd on /hga/ at one point and that's usually the OP image.
>>2119527
Erp containment thread
>>2119527
HG used to be a hotspot for ERP, that's why they're so xenophobic towards erp'ers nowadays
That image was referred to as the 'Honeybee Inn'
>>2119528
>>2119522
Nah, I am the most fun person around here.
>>2119525
T-That hurt..
>>2119536
Who?
>>2119534
>blows raspberry in the distance
>>2119529
Oh...!
It was nice while it lasted, thanks...
>>2119529
Hm? Dost thou have a specialty?
>>2119531
Sanya is dead, and Hartmann dislikes me greatly.
I could probably bully Martina into it but she isn't a part of the 501st.
>>2119547
this one
>>2119545
>Pets some more
>>2119549
You're disappointing your friends, Utsu.
>>2119544
>We'll be xenophobic to erp'ers, but not the just as cancerous if not more ponies and furfags all around us.
>>2119549
I-I should probably get going. Shouldn't stay here for too long.
>>2119551
I don't know you could count learning a specialty, but i'm good with pretty much anything... also, I should probably head out now. It's getting pretty late.
>>2119554
Eeww don't post that garbage here, anon.
>>2119556
Monaca thinks that your hand smells disgusting, so you should stop touching her.
>>2119563
>Hugs
>>2119554
I don't know, how should I know?
>>2119561
Ah, be that so?
>She flashes a smile, bowing deeply
Very well, then. Fare thee well, human.
>>2119566
>rolls away
>>2119521
Damn kid.
>>2119563
Monaca can suck a dick and let me do whatever I the fuck I want.
>>2119573
>Pokes eye with a stick
>>2119571
figured you two were close, but I guess not
>>2119561
...?
U-Um, okay. See you...? Err...what's your name again?
>>2119558
I am starting to think this was a bad idea.
>>2119553
>Martina
literally who
>>2119577
Too bad Monaca isn't that kind of girl. Go and find one at the generic section at the left.
>>2119582
Huh?
Why would you think that?
>>2119584
You're not stuck like that, are you?
>>2119587
You are the first result bitch.
>>2119589
I dunno, I just did.
>>2119597
Oh okay.
>>2119587
I want to marry Monaca!!!
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>>2119572
>>2119584
My name is Katrina.
>>2119585
>Hands you a picture
>>2119603
If only he was here to see this. Maybe he would let you touch his...s-sodas...
>>2119581
You must really hate Monaca if you got this far to bully her.
>>2119596
Monaca thinks you accidentally searched using the word cute.
>>2119602
Monaca would only marry that priest or whatever kid, but he is dead or not. Monaca doesn't really care.
>>2119607
Would do/10
>>2119609
Nah I used "Generic dumb cunt that can't speak properly"
>>2119604
I am Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist hermit and shikaisen.
>She repeats the gesture
Fare thee well, Lady Katrina.
>>2119594
Help.
>>2119604
Right. See you later, Katrina.
>>2119616
That won't help much around here. There are too many of those kind of people here.
>>2119607
do it, bullying is my fetish
>>2119624
You are the prime example.
>>2119623
How did you even do this to yourself?
>>2119626
H-How does that even work?
>>2119627
Monaca was always told that lying is bad, so you should stop it too.
>>2119635
God I want to fuck that ass
>>2119642
Same.
>>2119632
I was joking. I'm fine.
>sticks tongue out again
>>2119609
>Throws a water balloon at Monaca
Goodnight HG. Have a nice Evening
>>2119642
...
>>2119658
See you later.
>>2119659
Don't act so surprised
>>2119655
>sticks tongue in your butt
>>2119655
Please don't do that. You might accidentally get it caught somewhere if you keep sticking it out at strangers.
>>2119661
christ, sanya...
>>2119673
Get it caught somewhere? You mean....like on an icicle? That barely makes sense.
>all this lewd
>>2119668
>>2119682
fapping > online RNG simulations
>>2119682
Pull it faggot
>>2119682
Join it.
>>2119684
W-wanna go to prom with me?
>>2119680
I'm talking about doors. What if you shut a door on your tongue by accident? You're going to have a flattened tongue for the rest of your life.
>>2119693
Who are you?
>>2119697
A handsome lawyer
>>2119697
Sanya
>>2119690
Done.
>>2119691
No.
>>2119697
Me.
>>2119705
Loss of a good meat.
>>2119697
Me
>>2119694
...
I'm not that dumb. And I think that would only happen to someone with a really long tongue, I think mine is pretty average.
>falls over and sucks 41 dicks accidently on purpose
Mmmmmmmmmm
GUYS
>stops to suck another dick
GUYS WHO AM I
Post the lewdest image you have of your ava
>>2119703
No deal.
>>2119704
S-Sany-
>>2119708
SANYA!?
>>2119717
Mikan?
>>2119717
Hoshi/Junko
>>2119717
Gundam Tanaka
>>2119717
King Knight...?
>>2119718
No
>>2119697
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTAHENvsmVU
>>2119728
You could've just ignored it if you didn't want to
>>2119717
>Cabbage boy
>King Cuck
>Littlecuck
>Yosogay
>Meduse
>Cuckmina
>Horo
>Okabe
>Rin
>Hoshit
>Junko
>Schmion
>>2119734
I could but I didn't.
>>2119722
I will fucking end you.
>>2119720
>could play Aleksandra "Sanya" Vladimirovna Litvyak fairly well and with no problems
>plenty of images online
>don't want to interact with kaminafag
get shrekt
>>2119742
Mikan is trash.
Tenshi a Tenshit.
>>2119742
Sorry. Mikan only likes to get peed on.
>>2119720
Come here babe.
>>2119717
"Cannot determined"
>>2119715
I've seen this stuff happen before. One day you're admiring your own, normal tongue, and then out of nowhere your tongue gets smashed by a door or an unseeable force. You know what happens then? Your tongue turns into wet paper, accentually.
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
>>2119760
>Getting my hopes up this high
>>2119753
Nice wrong opinion you have there
>>2119754
I hope you choke.
>>2119769
I am neither.
>>2119746
>>2119760
>>2119776
>she chuckles drunkenly at this turn of events
>>2119778
Well at least I would choke on food and not on dicks like her.
>>2119778
Tenshi a Tenshit.
I...think I shalt be retiring for the night now...again.
Fare thee well, fine people.
>>2119792
Bye.
>>2119792
Bye bye~!
>>2119783
Stop projecting you schlong gobbling homoshit.
>>2119785
The door is that way. Use it.
>>2119768
...Fine then.
>thip
I will find something equally silly to do...just you wait...
>>2119792
"...."
>Night
>>2119806
Nah, I don't feel like closing Tenshit's door. I got standards to bust a nut in, Tenshit doesn't hit that standard.
>>2119792
Sleep well.
>>2119809
And I will make sure to ruin your fun by pointing out the dangers of whatever it is you're doing.
How's life?
>>2119806
Why can't you just accept it that she likes to get peed on? That image is the proof for it.
>>2119806
Name: Hotaru Shidare
Series: Dagashi Kashi
Positives:
+ upbeat personality
+ her face looks good
+ walking living doujin machine
Negatives:
- a little *too* carefree
- the way she acts in general gets quite irritating after a while
- oversized tiddies, the exact opposite of saya
Final rating: C
rip hg
>>2119818
I'm afraid to sleep because of the nightmares.
Life's bad.
>>2119782
SAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>2119818
Gotta drop a class and I don't know if it'll affect my financial aid. You?
Damn, looks like we're dead. Oh wait, we're always dead though, no matter what.
I'm a skeleton.
>>2119792
Goodnight.
>>2119817
>she puts on a fake moustache
There is no way this is dangerous at all. I win.
>>2119814
You know what? I'm not even mad at your shit taste anymore pham. Enjoy your lame tomboys that don't even have peaches on their hats.
>>2119819
IT'S NOT PEE YOU LITTLE AUTISIC SHITBALL STOP CALLING IT PEE BEFORE I TELL YOUR MOM ON YOU
>>2119821
I did not ask for your opinion when I uploaded the cute anime girl picture.
>>2119828
>
>>2119846
I didn't ask your opinion on if you care or not.
>>2119846
So what is it? They're in the bathroom. She is sitting covered in some kind of liquid on top of the toilet. She is pretty happy and her face is just in position.
>>2119848
I-I CAN BE WHOEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE, BB! COME BACK!
>>2119842
What if you can never take it off? You'll forever be known as the girl with a fake mustache gorilla glued to her face.
>>2119828
I want to stick my cock into her mouth
>>2119846
Shut up about tomboys, bitch.
>>2119857
Every time I look at that pic I think we finally got a Grieve-tan fag.
>>2119865
SHUT UP, I-I'M FOCUSING ON MORE IMPORTANT STUFF.
>>2119858
...
>slaps one on his face too
Then you'll be known as the guy with a fake moustache glued to his face.
>>2119857
>>2119869
Shit, you too?
>>2119873
>Sticks a pair of your pantyhose in my mouth while looking you straight in the fucking eye
>>2119874
Yeah fucking thumbnails are misleading.
>>2119851
I didn't ask for your (You). Take it back.
>>2119855
It's a nasty ass bathroom floor and she's sweating, if it was pee it would be yellow.
>>2119867
Don't say bad words or I'll have to break out the tactical throwing katana again. Don't even tempt me.
>>2119871
>it slowly falls off his face
Did you stick that mustache on your face without any adhesive?
>>2119846
>>2119884
>calling this a bad tomboy
kill yourself with that same throwing katana, my man.
>>2119884
>fuck yeah man, I can't wait for kawaii motorcycle anime
>>2119884
Your pee is only too yellow if you don't drink enough water.
I heard we are going back to the biggest mistake ever.
>>2119871
>>2119878
>stares at you straight in the fucking eye
........................................................................................................................................................................................
>passes out drunkenly
>>2119888
Yes...it's taking all of my concentration to keep it there...
>>2119897
Hoshis games?
>>2119717
You are a vile depraved hopelessly crude pathetically unintelligent cesspool bumpkin!
>>2119897
I don't see what Stocking rping Roger Smith has anything to do with us right now
>>2119897
/hga/? Nah, that's dead
>>2119897
>hanging out in HG
>not the biggest mistake anybody could make
Fuck are you talking about?
>>2119897
Incident?
>>2119899
I...I think I'm going to go lay down and think about how you're about to do such a thing with only your thoughts...
>>2119897
"Mistake?"
>>2119898
...?
>>2119909
Don't understimate me, triangle mouth boy.
>>2119898
S-SANYA, PLEASE WAKE UP!
>>2119897
*nibbles ear* OwO wuff wuff
gimme belly rubs ^^
>>2119918
DON'T LOOK AT SANYA OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY GUN!
>>2119891
I don't see a hat on that qt.
>_500
NICE THUMBNAIL LOSER
>>2119894
The spring lineup is shit. SHIT.
>>2119895
Yeah? Well, you're gonna be yellow in a minute when I punch you so hard in the liver it explodes.
>>2119900
Close but not what I am talking about.
>>2119903
That has nothing to do what I am talking about.
>>2119907
>>2119906
It's the Honey Inn.
>>2119908
Those were a problem?
Do you doubleniggers need a game, or something?
>>2119923
Keep your hands to yourself!
>>2119927
Only if your name is Reimu.
>>2119932
what the fuck do you think
>>2119926
Here you go, have a hat on that qt. Now double dare to call her a shit again you little fucking shit. Also click on the image to find out it it isn't a thumnail yuno, yuno?
>>2119924
I-I wasn't looking at her!
>>2119932
>yes pls
>>2119932
Only if you feel like hosting you quintuplenigger.
>>2119919
>dreams of happier times
>>2119932
"Please assist us"
>>2119938
It was a lurker call-out, man, calm your breast-milk producers.
>>2119940
DON'T TOUCH HER, DON'T LOOK AT HER, AND DON'T TALK TO HER!
>>2119935
But my name is not Reimu. It's Parsee.
>>2119927
Nah, that's just a joke. There's already ERP so there's no point for Honeybee Inn.
>>2119939
Is Mukuro a shota?
>>2119942
>Violently shakes
>>2119957
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>2119939
Do you even pixiv?
>>2119961
Eww is that a shota trap?
>>2119963
It is literally the same image you homo.
>>2119952
No thanks, I don't like spices on my carrots.
>>2119951
>retreats into teapot
>>2119972
>>2119972
>>2119972
>>2119972
>>2119972
>>2119939
Compared to the larger version it might as well be a thumbnail. If you ever save something from tumblr just change the _500 in the image URL to _1280 and it will resize it to the larger version.
Now if you will excuse me I'm gonna go drink some bleach and go to bed.
>>2119957
kill youself
>>2119971
W-what?! No, it's my name!
>>2119966
kys.
>>2119980
Nigger, it literally saves to the correct size. It's all crap from albums, come at me. Go drink some bleach while I drop this qt.