/sug/ - Steven Universe General
CN will surely deliver this time Edition
Previous thread: >>2108957
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>2112840
We're gonna be back in like 2 months, baby!
>5 Seasons
>Bombs Included
Honestly fuck that shit.
>>2112858
I love you
>>2112858
how do you do it
We here forever
>>2112858
We're back right now. A soulless, empty husk of our former selves, but we're back.
The breakdown
>S1: 52 episodes (finale: Jailbreak/Return)
>S2: 26 episodes (finale: Log Date)
>S3: 26
>S4: 26
>S5: 26
>>2112840
All these conflicting emotions, I don't know whether to be upset, angry or ecstatic
>>2112885
It's magic, baby!
remember each season has 26 episodes now, so i wouldn't get that hype anymore for FIVE SEASONS OMFG IM DYING
>>2112903
problem, friend?
What if Jasper and Rose invited you to a threesome
>>2112903
We're here together
>>2112912
I hate Matt for trying to pretend Log Date was always a season finale.
No tears, only bombs.
>>2112929
Has anyone besides Matt (and apparently Amy's VA) retweeted the article yet?
Otherwise i'll be highly suspicious.
>>2112932
Foursome between Jasper, Greg, Rose, and anon
>>2112950
Ian has, and he usually doesn't fuck around.
>>2112947
Hold me tight /sug/, don't leave me or die like all the others did
>>2112932
Rose giving Greg the best blowjob of his life
>>2112932
the gems. yeah
I want to fuck cricket anon
>>2112950
No idea and I honestly don't give a shit, CN will probably fuck up somehow in these 2 months, you'll see
>>2112932
I second that >>2112956 (but without the Anon)
AND THAT >>2112969 fuck my life and do it
>tfw some drawfriend did pic related
>>2112967
I got ur back senpai, come 'ere
>>2113022
I am here and ready for lovin', baby!
IT WAS RAPE, BABY!
>>2112982
Great, glad you liked it.
>>2112969
>>2112956
>>2113027
Do you anons mind meshing together your Fic ideas into one big kinky one?
If so, what would you guys want me to add into it? What kinks or setting ideas do you have in mind?
>>2113022
>not wanting to have violent hate sex with indexer
shit taste m8
>>2113027
>>2113053
FACESITTING
RIMMING
EXTREME DIRTY TALKING
THAT ONE KINK WHERE THE GIRL PICKS UP THE GUY AND SUCKS HIM OFF
YES
>>2113053
ummm, how about they're all in a pile and it's a free for all. that is the way of the amazon. as for settings? how about rose's room, that's the only place no one will bother them
>>2113022
>>2113063
Love poster for me then.
>>2113099
>take out the anon
y tho
You guys won't believe how many pictures of my penis I just sent to Rebecca.
>>2113119
How many?
>>2113052
You were a rape baby
>>2113119
Ummm, 5750?
So I've been gone for the past week
Any update on when the hiatus ends?
Please?
>>2113129
SHE'S THEIR RAPE BABY!
>>2113119
Not enough, that's how much.
>>2113148
June
>>2113148
Some time from late may into early September
RAPE BABY
>>2113148
June.
I wish I was lying.
>>2113086
Anon anon please, calm down your thirst levels. I will work in some of those kinks.
>>2113099
That sounds nice and good, i could have Jasper sit on gregs face or something while calling him some dirty names as well as being really aggresive during the whole act.
>>2113103
I like this setting, Roses room sounds perfect as it can fit the whole cast inside with some extras. I also dig the pile idea. Jasper and Rose constantly sharing greg back and forth.
Anything else before i start writing?
>>2113119
kek, did somebody post her number?
satan is working on /co/ to kill anons, i knew it
>>>/co/81274666
>>2113148
It's on OP senpai
>>2113200
yes. we should annoy them on twitter and shit
>>2113200
They would, and Matt would be right there sucking them off thinking he's gonna get to first base.
>>2113200
They would and they did.
Goodnight sug
Pay your taxes
Or don't, I don't care either way
>>2113200
They would.
But it's okay, because we're getting stevennukes all summer long! Don't you just love bombs?!
>>2113200
It's June, anon. I'm sorry.
>>2113219
Sucking someone of is first base.
Also please don't overdo it with lapis pictures
>>2113229
>>2113228
>Earning income
>june
Jesus fucking christ rebecca
>>2112840
MOTHER
FUCKING
JUNE
...well at least the show isn't cancelled.
I was expecting that to happen because of "muh christian values" at CN
Fucking June
And War&Peace and Ófærð have ended as well
Now what will I watch?
>>2113268
some of us will probably die before new episodes air
I wanna lick Jasper's pusspuss
Man, the second half of this year is going to be fucking great.
SU all summer, then S3 of Rick and Morty.
>The show returns in June, meaning we're only a little over halfway through this shitting hiatus
Worst... April... fools... joke... ever...
>Today is only March 30th
Ahhh, son of a bitch!
>>2113321
Even with timezones it'd only be March 31st ;_;
Thank god for Gravity Falls and its never ending hiatuses for preparing me for this moment.
Anyway i off writing up the big request the 3 anons wished to mesh together.
It might take a while but i will get it done tonight.
See ya guys later.
>>2113321
We're all gonna make it.
>>2113364
we won't
The bomb will continue as planned.
>>2113373
Yes we will. Even you, because I believe in you, anon!
>>2113321
But that means we're halfway to new episodes, we're gonna make it bruh.
>>2113364
J U S T
U
S
T
>SOON
-Matt "the Faggot" Burnett
>>2113346
Bye
reminder
>>2113200
>technically its 2 months and a bit if that makes you feel better
Might not be today, might not be tomorrow, might not be this month or next month or even this year
But you'll come back around, wont you?
>92 DAYS
FUCK
>>2113480
I'm here right now.
>>2113493
On the bright side it's a
N E W R E C O R D
Soon to be broken by the great Fall and Winter hiatus.
>>2113373
I haven't given up yet, so that means you shouldn't either, so let's do this together mate.
>now every human episode is now objectively filler
So are they ever going to release new episodes or is this show over?
>92 days
RIP Steven Universe Fandom
>>2113543
I just want Cool Kids and Dewey and Jamie when he's not being a huge faggot. Literally all others are shit.
>>2113543
Aww she's so adorable
"Creepy" Pearl is best Pearl.
>>2113576
Every Pearl is best Pearl.
>>2112858
sadie a qt pie
>>2113601
Sadie has eaten too much pie.
>>2112929
Yeah all the announcement means is the 3 seasons we were previously aware of has been split up. Probably to help artificially extend the lifetime of the show and sell more dvds.
>>2113559
It'll never die as long as this cancerous general remains
If the show is to end after season 5, it means we're already half way through the show.
3 months of bombs
3 months of bombs
Will this be the re-enactment of the London bombings?
>>2113593
True but she is my favorite
>>2113493
That's ridiculous. May as well cancel it if they're only going to show 5 episodes a year.
So should I kill myself or just force myself to keep living in this cold, harsh, SU-less world for 3 more months?
>>2113639
you can survive 2 more months, we're basically in April.
Zero good news today
I'm tired of being jerked around
>>2113653
I never get tired of being jerked around if you catch my drift
>>2113653
We all fall down.
>>2113683
Put a face on that Lapis!
>yfw jasper is bubbled and forgotten because the gems blame her for malachite
>yfw lapis is treated like an innocent angel
Would you let Ruby suck your cock?
Water flowing underground
>>2113799
I really don't think it'll go down as one-sided as that.
http://stevenuniverseconspiracies.tumblr.com/post/130266345719/plyers-2-coincidence
>>2113609
>The cluster is just a giant hydra giraffe
>>2113851
>Coincidence?
Yes
>>2113851
Simple, both are crazy bitches for Steven.
>>2113902
No way. They have the same intonation and everything
>>2113815
And have it melted off? Yes
At least I have this
Would you let Sugilite sit on you?
>>2113851
Could Pearl and Lapis be the same person? Have we ever seen them both together?!!?
>>2113932
What is it?
>>2113683
fixed
>>2113945
Yes
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2113977
She wouldn't
And you're worth the trouble half the time
And you're half the trouble sometimes
>>2113953
The high-def IMAX 9.1 surround sound version of this
>>2113981
Ah well, isn't that just the way.
Can't say I didn't try.
>>2113991
And what is this?
>>2114010
My life's work
>>2114028
I'm so sorry
>Kept joking that we were going to get official news saying that the show is not returning until summer
>We finally get some official news today
>The show is not returning until summer
>mfw
>>2114028
Dreams do come true, eh friend?
>>2114039
And I just lost it
>>2114052
Yes friend
>>2114050
Time to update that one meme
>>2114050
>>2114050
>>2114076
I made this yesterday
Pretty funny in retrospect
Post what you're listening to /sug/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2a8_Y3bkE
>>2114104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg
>>2114104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
>>2114104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyPkuPhBK5E
If Matt isnt joking and Log Date was really the season finale that means 78 eps are left.
Lets go trough the unfinished plots:
>Cluster
>YD
>Malachite
>Lapis and Jasper redemption
>Lion
>Bismuth
>Centipeedle
>Corrupt gems
>Steven fusion
>Homeworld story
>What happened to BD,WD and PD
>Rose's history
>The chest in Lion's mane
and of course human episodes to fill the gaps
>>2114104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
>>2114172
If you are really satisfied with the way the Crystal Gems are then this can be left unchanged by otherwise they still got some shit to go through.
>>2114152
oh no peridot porn please don't post anymore she doesn't like that that's wow that's inappropriate man don't post anymore of that at all
:^)
>>2114172
Nope all that is too much for "1.5 more season "
Sugar gonna chop it all down
What if you spent a day at the beach with Jasper and she held you to her chest while you both floated around?
Would you have enjoyed it
>>2114207
Nah, sounds pretty boring.
>>2114104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__qOm2rhu8Y
>>2114172
See this is why I was hyped for five seasons, this shit is just too much
Reminder to not trust Matt
>>2114232
Anon, you do realize 56 of those episodes were gonna be for season 3 originally right?
They've only just confirmed we would have gotten 26 more.
>>2114246
We're not getting any more, and that's exactly why I said I WAS hyped
>>2114253
I mean i'm hyped too but they are only cutting season 3 into two seasons just so they have an excuse for when they hiatus us into oblivion.
>>2114246
the total of eps would sum up to 3 seasons.they just divided it among 3 smaller seasons
>>2114050
I was expecting Fall, so summer isn't that bad
>>2114266
Hyped for what
>>2114266
Just watch something else you mong.
>>2114266
I know that dude
I'm saying it's a shame that they lied to us because actually having five seasons would be better for the story
>>2114253
wouldn't it be a little early to confirm season 6 / what was supposed to be season 4?
NEW EPISODES WHEN?
>>2114307
NEVER
she is gone isnt she?
we will never see her canonically smiling.
what if you died in may
>>2114293
Well let's see. Steen universe (old) season 3 was confirmed in June I think? What eps were airing in June?
Correct me if I'm wrong
>>2114326
She'll come back anon, don't worry
>>2114332
June was Stevenbomb 2 (and nothing else) IIRC.
>>2114326
we didnt see her poof or get crunched, theres still hope!
>>2114326
She was on the screen for about a minute.
>>2114326
Blue Diamond still needs her Pearl
>>2114345
Best minute of the series.
>>2114349
>Calling a nano-second appearance of a fucking minor Pearl the best
Wow and i thought Jasperfags were something else.
>>2114356
It's okay, I wouldn't expect somebody like you to understand.
>>2114326
>>2114341
don't worry anon, she's alive and well!
well, she's alive, anyway
>>2114356
>Calling a nano-second appearance of a fucking minor Pearl the best
and look all the fanart that she got without even saying a word
Bedtime for me I think.
here's an image of peridot
>>2114397
Fuck that green meme machine
>>2114356
Yeah, it's pretty weird
There's even askblogs involving Blue Pearl.
>>2114397
Here's a pic of best gem
>>2114172
We need 7 seasons if they're keeping this format, no way they can finish all of the unfinished plots without rushing it, unless they do something like cut out all the human episodes or if some of the plots tie into the same conclusion.
I was so excited, why would they torture us like this?
What the fuck crewniverse?
>>2114390
I really wouldn't be surprised if she's got the Pearl popularity wearing off on her.
But this fandom is pretty fucking dumb in terms of fanart, (Seriously i bet there's even art of Ruby and Peedle somewhere)
>>2114385
When are they gonna explain corruption and how to revert it?
>>2113053
Throw in some mouth stuff for the Fang Gang?
>>2114409
Some time before the end of the sea- oh yeah.
>>2114356
The cotton candy scene was cute but nothing we havent seen before with garnet, and see a diamond was nice but was mainly cloaked and didnt hear her voice so that sucked, rest was pretty earth scenery with dancing rocks
But the blue pearl WAS damn cute in my opinion, she wasnt a silhouette cut out like all the other gems seen, and the only new gem to be fleshed out
>>2114391
Me too
More like 2025
>>2113053
Rose swallows Greg whole
:^)
>>2114432
>>2114433
Can Matt please just fucking kill himself.
>>2113314
Some of us already did...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZ34J01FG8
>>2112877
>actually 3 seasons but sliced down the middle to make 5
>>2114433
>2018
I freaked out when I saw this but realized that it's "only" two years from now.
Still, this means a fair share of hiatuses yet to come.
So, instead of 5 full seasons we are only getting 3 half seasons, which is equal to the number of episodes already confirmed, but they tried to make it sound new. And from the way Matt wrote his tweet, he made it sound like they were already finished with the show or the seasons at least.
Not only that, but we have 2 more months of hiatus left, then Steven Bombs all summer, which will inevitably lead into another huge hiatus, probably after the season 3 finale.
Lord Sucrose has failed us.
>>2114472
A year and a half by the time fucking "Season 3" comes out. Totally plausible at this point.
why do you people care so much about this show
it isn't even that great
Garnet is for mangling
>>2114487
okay
>>2114432
I hope he isn't being sarcastic, season 6 please
[spoiler]and a movie[/spoiler]
>>2114472
>2018 is two years from now
I still haven't accepted that it's currently the year 2016
>mfw only halfway through the fucking hiatus
I can't wake up
>>2114487
I know this is bait but.
I would seriously love to hear GOOD suggestions for shows (that aren't going to end/have ended)
>>2114501
Just watch something else.
>>2113526
BUT IT'S SO FUCKING SOUL-CRUSHINGLY LONG
EVEN WITH GRABBITY BALLS I WASN'T THIS FUCKING ANTSY
>yfw we get a Steven bomb for 2 months straight
>>2114510
rwby
>>2114519
Ruby, you need to chill.
>>2114550
He said good suggestions.
>>2114550
the animation is getting better i'll give them that, but fuck it all if its just plain bad sometimes
>>2114532
>yfw we get a new episode every other day for two months
>>2113086
>>2113099
>>2113103
Finished up the Big Jasper X Greg X Rose threesome Fic.
http://pastebin.com/9hCKMcBK
Let me know what you guys think of it and what your favorite part was.
Also sorry if it seems a bit awkward to read. It was kinda hard to build pace around characters that would never actually meet or interact as in the show normally.
>>2114420
A fang fic? What would that be like? Also whats the appeal to fangs?
Reminder bombs literally started out as ways to reel in views and ratings one time, because it got successful, SU, the show that didn't really get much when it wasn't in bombs is now going to be manhandled with Bombs for the rest of it's airing cycle.
This is a fate worse than death.
>>2114607
I like the part where I didn't read it because you probably didn't do good enough of a job.
>>2114620
Does it seem to short?
Like i said it was hard to fit in these characters together. I had a hard time meshing them together because they didn't quite fit
I'm really sorry anon.
>>2114674
You just need to try harder next time.
>>2114550
That goose is beautiful
>>2114687
Like i said it was a awkward request that didn't really seem to lead itself that much.
My other fics have some sorta reason for the encounter but this one seems to lack that which gave me a hard time to push it to its potential.
I will try harder next time i get another request like it.
Did you atleast give it a read?
>>2114405
It's not the crew's fault and you know it.
are we getting half hour episodes or something
>>2114735
I tried to read it. I really did.
>>2114749
lol no
>>2114152
>kimmy waz here
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>>2114732
Thanks man
Yea i know, but i'm working on it, one fic at a time. But for the record i only used NICE once in the whole thing. Plus i tried to mix up phrases with different words.
So atleast i'm improving
What was your favorite part if i may ask?
>>2114770
Like i said im sorry, i just really struggling to make it work together even though it felt forced and kinda awkward
>>2114749
Nope, we are getting half-seasons though!
>>2114674
You need to learn to ignore obvious trolls.
By the way, after I dry off from my shower I'm going to start working on the editing I promised.
Which gems will lets me start family
>>2114799
Oh its you my Lapis friend. Glad to see you again mate.
Yea i know, but i gotta listen every piece of criticism, otherwise i might ignore important pieces of advice or something.
Also thank you, once your done editing it, feel free to link me it and ill look over it. If its good ill update the fic you edited.
>>2114795
I liked the idea that Rose and Greg do Beach a Palooza together
A lot of people have already said it already, but it bothers me a lot how they tried to spin off cutting our seasons in half as announcing two more seasons.
>>2114825
Families of what?
>>2114607
I really like how in character you write them but... damn... you commit the same mistakes and it's kind of a bummer.
Watch your repeats and watch your grammar, rinse and repeat.
The beginning was not so good but you somehow got the hang of it. Keep going, you have potential.
>>2114825
Which gem is the most suicidal?
Lapis or Amethyst?
Which Ruinous Power does your favorite Gem worship?
I'd assume Lapis worships Nurgle because she goes around barefoot.
>>2114836
Listening to criticism is good, that's how you grow. But when someone says they didn't even try to read it because it's shit, it's safe to discard the post.
>>2114825
None you'll regret it
>>2114866
Thanks man, i really love the input.
Like i said the intro felt a bit forced and i try my best to make it work. Usually i have a good introduction and leading events into the scene shown in the fic. If your interested you can browse my other fics and read them to see how i usually handle fics.
Repeating phrases and words and such is one of my biggest problems and i try really hard to not repeat myself by mixing up the words but, sometimes even then i make the same mistakes. But i am improving on the issue at hand.
I do my best to match the dialogue the best i can to fit the characters in the show.
Thank you man, every fic i try my best to improve more and more.
>>2114918
I guess i'm kinda bit to trusting on that part. But yea i always listen to what people have to say.
Its what helps me grow as a writefag.
>>2114848
I liked that to. Honestly i don't really like the fic at all.
It felt rushed, broken, and often misplaced and ended to quickly. I think this would have to be my least favorite fic ever so far.
You know, it didn't seem like Malachite was going to attack the melons until they knocked her down. She looked pleased as punch before that. Anyway there's these lines after the melons catapulted rocks in her face and tripped her:
>What is THIS? (she smashes her fist down)
>You think you can hold me down?
>Nobody can. Not anymore.
That's totally Lapis of course. And just before that was a totally Jasper line "You know you're right, there really is something more to this fusion thing. It's not just a cheap trick!". Transparent
And after Alexandrite gets her attention back, she says:
>You two should spend some time apart.
Sealing the deal that Malachite is still a very much divided entity, and that it is apparent to the CGs. Alluding to in-show recognition for guiltiness on both Lapis and Jasper's part, with maybe Malachite/water toxicity making them even more twisted than they'd normally be? I'd say the "abomination" line belonged to Malachite
>go outside
>see this
What do?
>>2115002
My regret is that this show is a kid's show, because in an adult's show she'd be able to rip some throats out with those choppers.
>>2115011
Go back inside
>>2114998
>>2114853
Yeah, what was up with that? It's a little shitty to tell us we're getting 5 seasons and get us excited, only to say that it's actually repackaged season 3
>>2115002
I wonder who mainly influenced Alex to say that line.
Would anyone be willing to give me some input on some SU crossover writefaggotry I'm doing?
>>2115002
I'd imagine that she would feel nothing for harming them even if they hadn't interfered, but she's so large that (had they not attacked) they would have been as hard to consider as flies.
>>2115063
Sure thing man, pass me the link and i can happily help you grow better at writing.
>>2115053
Less filler.
Less commitment on CN's part to a longer series.
More time for the creators to pursue other interests, if they so desire.
>>2115056
>Jailbreak
>"Yikes. They are really bad for eachother."
I'm gonna go with fusion pioneer Garnet.
>>2115002
I think it's more like Malachite is the combination of both Lapis and Jasper's emotions. That's why she's obsessed with power.
I think she's less divided that you'd expect, considering she didn't have any problems staying together while Alex almost unfused.
That line from Alex doesn't have to mean it exactly the way you're interpreting it. Even though fusions are separate entities from their parts, it's not like the Gems don't acknowledge the parts exist. It was probably just a one liner.
>>2115096
Shouldn't you be on twitter, Matt?
>>2115096
There's no less "filler", you're up your ass if you think that. They literally just sliced seasons two and three in half.
>>2115079
Stop appealing to my nostalgia.
>>2115109
Are you saying that there would not be more filler if each season had 52 episodes?
Because you would be wrong.
>>2115121
Holy shit you're stupid as fuck
>>2115121
I can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded or not.
Tell me what you think slicing seasons 2 and 3 in half to make 5 seasons means.
why do you think you deserve new episodes
>>2115080
Thanks, here's one that's a crossover between SU and Ratchet and Clank...
>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc
And here's another that's technically an SU/KH crossover, but it could easily be turned into an original fic.
http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu
>>2115164
they're shit
some people just shouldn't breathe
Anyone got lewd vanilla stories of Steven and Connie
>>2115148
I've been a good boy and have kept my fantasies of making Peridot beg for orgasm mostly locked away.
>>2115155
i don't understand
>>2115144
You seem to be bad at basic math.
Let me edify you.
There are 78 episodes remaining.
Say half of that is filler. That's 39 episodes.
Now, say if there were 156 episodes remaining instead.
Say half of that is filler.
That's 78 episodes.
>>2115100
Or you could say they're divided, yet glued together by intense hatred. Which sounds like an oxymoron.
As for chalking it up as a one liner, you could do that for any of the lines in the fight really. I'd like to think they're all deliberate
CN IS SHIT
>Waah!
>What are we gonna do on the bed, Alexandrite?
>>2115233
Cue fang play.
>>2115198
Legitimately retarded then. The number of remaining episodes hasn't changed, I don't know why you think there's somehow less filler than there already was.
These seasons were all written as 52 episodes long like season 1 before they were chopped in half by CN.
So who's hyped for the subbed episodes coming in May?
>>2115198
Is this bait? Or are you actually this retarded?
Yes, that is more filler. Also more actual content, you fucking inbred.
Who's the best Godzilla monster, and why is it Baragon?
>>2115164
You have some pretty good dialogue and a better grammar selection than me.
But i feel like the pacing is off course, and kinda just bounces back and forth between characters and there switches.
I would suggest finishing up a scene and then moving onto the next one rather than leaving it hanging out to dry as you go back and forth.
Also the second one in my personal thoughts should be its own original thing. The characters seem nice and likable but i feel kinda lost when they start talking about Pearl and such.
Regardless, good work man, keep at it.
>>2115252
I don't want to believe.
>>2115239
Anon, can you please explain to me the appeal of this Fang fetish i keep seeing going around?
Whats so sexy about the idea of Pearl having vampire like fangs?
>>2115148
i`ve had an existential crisis and i need SU to distract me from it all.
but SFV is distracting me enough, so i guess i don`t need new SU. throw it in the trash.
>>2115273
I dunno.
Fangs are predatory.
I wish someone would do me some Priyanka with fangs.
>>2115268
I think CN France already announced they were getting new episodes starting May 16th.
>>2115297
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>2115285
>Same with paddles
Wait wat? Like ping pong paddles? Something to smack some rumps with or something else?
Now i'm just confused.
>>2115311
Fake picture =/= announced
>>2115206
I just plain disagree. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.
Also yeah all the lines clearly had meaning, but the finished seemed more plainspoken than something with deep meaning. Malachite was running wild like Sugilite and needed to be split forcefully.
>>2115233
I would fug the shit out of Malachite.
>>2115261
And that also includes the "filler" episodes that contain little plot developments. Like "Joy Ride" which was for the most part and started off filler but evolved to push the overarching plot along. Little episodes which are character studies that actually set up devices for the plot in the future. I'd say that there'll be 4 to 6.
>>2115273
Fangs show dominance. You know when i pearl has fangs that she`s the alpha Pearl and will probably get the most meat from that kill yesterday.
>>2115311
Yeah, long story short, there's some controversy over how many they will actually air. They usually do them in bursts of 12, which this time would include episodes even the US hasn't seen, but there's no confirmation that this run specifically will have that many.
>>2115287
SFV?
>>2115233
Hold hands
>>2115304
it could be like that one comic with the beautiful eyes
except
with fangs
Fucking JUNE? I have a trip to Disney World planned for then... Which do I pick /sug/? Do I go see the mouse or stay with the lesbian space rocks?
>>2115349
It could have been great~
>>2115350
who you main, bruh
>>2115363
What's stopping you from doing both?
>>2115363
Why not just go and watch it on tv there?
>>2115304
I have written some nice Priyanka X Armstrong smutt in the past before. Give it a read if that interests you.
http://pastebin.com/CRxWKxZb
>>2115304
>>2115333
I guess that makes sense in a animalistic way.
Like how Garnet would maybe bear her fangs at anyone who opposes the crystal gems if im understanding this correctly.
>>2115350
AHHH now it makes sense, like the soles of the feet or toes or something.
>>2115335
Ah, I see, well w/e, I can't stand watching redubbed shows.
>>2115363
Go to the happiest place this side of the earth, and watch SU when you get back. Don't be a social beta forever anon
>>2115374
Who else is worth maining but this guy.
>>2115403
Fang fetishists know no limits.
>>2115413
What the fuck kind of place is that? Did you stay there because it only costs like $5 a night or something?
>>2115403
Pretty cool. I wanted to try Fang but I don't really like charge characters
As for me, I have fun stomping around with Necalli
>>2115422
it's free. and right next to the park.
>>2115383
I wouldn't say I'm a fang fetishist specifically, but I will say I have an oral fixation in general and in interest in love bites.
I can't explain why it turns me on, but I dig it.
>>2115363
Dude, I've spent days being unable to get joy out of anything except this fucking show, and I still would choose Disney World.
>>2115433
Sounds like a rape den anon.
>>2115228
fuck with their Twitter when?
>>2115433
what, the highway?
The very last frame of the clip I could grab. Do the gems always not immediately appear after a fusion poofs?
>>2115343
Adorable
>>2115440
I can understand the appeal.
Like if your getting blown and your lover gives your dick a nice gently bite or if your getting kisses and he/she bites your ear or neck seductively.
it makes a bit more sense now.
I just thought that people had like a fetish for them just having fangs for no reason
sounds like some of the upcoming episodes are going to be REALLY GOOD
>>2115469
>Do the gems always not immediately appear after a fusion poofs?
The only other fusion I can think of that got poofed was Sugilite and both Amethyst and Garnet were visible immediately afterward.
>>2115469
shit, at that scale they could be hidden within those poofs of smoke
also recall that Garnet and Amethyst seemed to "spawn" where Sugilite's feet were instantly after she poofed
>>2115469
I'm guessing it's just an error or they're hidden in the remaining clouds or some shit.
>>2115453
you'll really inconvenience that intern who's probably been expressly told to never look at DMs to that account
>>2115469
Could just be animation bro, watch they will appear on the island in the next frame.
>>2115469
You might not even be able to see their gems from that distance.
homestuck, steven universe
it all means the same thing
:^)
What would you say to boost her self-confidence
>>2115469
Maybe Jasper is the the bigger cloud in the bottom left center, and Lapis is in the smaller upper right center?
wow I just got the news
wow I can't believe we seriously have to wait until june
wow I can't believe log date was the season finale
wow
>>2115561
shitposts, your post
It all means the same thing
:^)
>>2115571
I'd introduce her to my friend that thinks she's cute.
>>2115571
Go on a diet, you fat sow
>>2115584
>wow I can't believe log date was the season finale
It wasn't. It is now.
>>2115593
Not helping anon, you're gonna make her cry
>>2115585
literal trash based garbage
:^)
>>2115469
Probably just the way they animated it
Only example we have is Sugilite and Garnet and Amethyst came out intact when she poofed
>>2115629
Good, that will help her lose at least a little bit of weight.
>>2115642
and Matt saying that that's the result EVERY time you hit a fusion hard enough to poof it (destabilizers excluded of course)
>>2115629
why? It worked on this chick
>>2115590
cute lewd is the best lewd, especially for this show
How do I set my Pearl to Latino?
>>2114433
>I'm going to turn 30 before Steven Universe ends
Christ
>>2115671
Yeah but you can't hope to use Matt as proof of anything on /sug/ because of le Matt always likes meme
>Matt actually knew when the show was coming back THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME
>>2115706
I'm interested on what you do for a living Anon. I'm a high school senior myself.
Imagine pearl with a really thick country accent
>>2115720
Ah, the classic Matt "RuseMan McGee" Burnett
>>2115703
I think you just have to tug really hard on the clitoris for a while.
That's how it works in most of the hentai.
>>2115720
>There are people who will complain regardless
That's because your little "plan" was fucking garbage and no one likes it.
>>2115720
He's literally the ONLY person I've ever seen who liked the constant hiatus shit.
>>2115720
>There are people who will complain regardless
I love how he thinks a six month hiatus followed by the existing seasons being split up is somehow completely immune from any criticism.
>>2115383
Working on that edit right now.
I wanted to say this now in case I forget while I'm working. I think you use "as" too much as well, many of the places you use it would work better if the sentence structure was changed around.
"As you arrive to the apartment and get out of your car, you head for the front door. " becoming "You arrive at her apartment building and get out of your car, heading for the front door. " for example.
>>2115720
>MATT THE STUPID FAGGOT LIAR KEK SHIT FUCKER ASSHOLE BURNETT STRIKES AGAIN
>>2115733
TASTE MY DONG
>>2115755
I think it's more likely he's paid to be this way.
>>2115733
What if she has the voice of a deaf women
>>2115720
>cn doesn't tell us the dates guys I swear
>>2115720
I don't like this fucking plan Matt.
>>2115755
is the network plan, not his
>>2115787
So? The way he makes it sound is that nobody should complain at all because "Oh look, you're getting new episodes"
>>2115774
my heart
>>2115720
>Has the fucking GULL to think his plan is actually good and imply we are just whining
Matt mcfucking "i will suck CN's cock and take an assfucking for it" Burnett strikes again.
>>2115383
>>2115756
I'm also not sure what you were going for with this sentence. "The familiar stairs steps and familiar layout as you reach the familiar room 63."
>>2115797
he's probably as pissed as we are (all the crew)
>>2115780
>I'm not a massive faggot guys I swear
>>2115671
He also said that right between Log Date and (we assume anyway) Super Water Melon Island. Surely he was referring to the Sugilite and Malachite poofing.
The only plausible explanation is that Jasper and Lapis are in the smoke clouds. Gonna rewatch to make sure that's even possible with the way they dissipate
>home alone
>post gems from steven universe on the internet
>>2115808
a gull is a kind of bird, anon. try again
>>2115703
Lel, I didn't remember that last panel. Good times.
This sucks, first my bike is broken and I have to wait forever for the replacement part I need and now SU is going to be on hiatus until June. I just feel like breaking everything.
>>2115873
>episode airs
>scene happens, no gems in sight after poof
>hear faint yelling getting louder, J & L suddenly fall right in front of the frame and SPLASH into the water
I want Steven to have a Asshole older Brother
And nope, no way there's room for Jasper and Lapis. Where the hell are they?
That just leaves "animation error" or some unforeseen reaction like this >>2115933 (I actually want this, kek)
>>2115948
coughLarscough
>>2115774
>tfw
>>2115948
What if Bismuth was his Failed experiment of an Older Brother stuck in a bubble
>>2115948
That's what Lapis is for.
>>2115990
I like platonic lapidot
>>2115990
She won't be an asshole to Steven.
>>2115956
They were probably blown sky-high.
what if you came home early and caught lapis in the middle of writing her suicide note
>>2116015
Platonic homeworld relationships are best homeworld relationships.
They haven't had long enough to learn about fugging like Earth Gems have.
>>2116025
>Wait I knew you?
>Leave
>>2116025
I would check the spelling and grammar for her
>>2116025
I would try my best to help her reason out whether suicide was really the answer.
Then, I would either help her do something else or make sure that her suicide was as clean and humane as possible.
Xenos have the right to choose to die (if only by legal omission), unlike humans in most states/countries.
>>2116025
I'd suck her dick until she poofed.
>>2116038
Good on you. The worst thing you can do to someone is let them kill themselves while leaving behind a suicide note full of grammatical errors and misspellings.
SU IS a meme show.
I need more Jasper dom lewds
>>2116070
okay
>>2116023
This makes it so Jasper can get a much better headstart in escaping, if she's well enough anyway.
Lapis will find Steven voluntarily soon enough, because what else is she gonna do
>>2116070
What does the IS stand for?
God bless.
>>2116072
That's, like, almost all of them. The rest is getting dommed by Lapis.
when is the new season of always sunny going to be on netflix
>>2116096
>if she's well enough anyway
Garnet and Amethyst were exhausted even just from Sugilite running around a little bit. I'd imagine Jasper is going to be in quite awful shape when she gets out.
>>2116156
Jasper's probably spent.
She fused right after getting hurt, and she's been struggling since.
Even with magical healing, she's never really had any time to mentally rest.
Her rampage as Malachite (once freed) is probably the closest thing she's had to catharsis in weeks.
>>2116156
How could you bubble a gem in a pathetic state like Garnet and Amethyst were in anyway? They were practically paralyzed
Steven won't have it.
>>2115265
Thanks for the feedback, it can be real pain trying to get some.
>But i feel like the pacing is off course, and kinda just bounces back and forth between characters and there switches.
>I would suggest finishing up a scene and then moving onto the next one rather than leaving it hanging out to dry as you go back and forth.
Yeah, the "hanging off" bit is because I'm still finishing up those scenes, once they're actually finished they should feel a bit natural.
>Also the second one in my personal thoughts should be its own original thing. The characters seem nice and likable but i feel kinda lost when they start talking about Pearl and such.
Where are the OCs talking about Pearl? They're in front of The Big Donut when the WIP ends.
>>2116171
Lapis wasn't doing so hot herself after the ship crashed.
>>2116186
Yeah, managed to push a big ol slab off herself at least
which gem would you force to eat a bee
>>2116198
You
>>2116198
LAPIS
>>2116176
Lord, dual Lapis and Jasperdemption? Lapserdemption?
>>2116198
Amy'd probably be on board.
>>2116198
Lapis times infinity then I'd waterboard her
dumpstering lapis
not dumpstering pearl or jasper
>>2116216
I like how this post came in the middle of a topic about forcing someone to eat a bee
>>2116216
We need to put a stop to that. Post Lapis
>>2116233
Welcome to /sug/
Message to the blue slut: don't you dare get in the way of Jasperdemption, and learn your P's and Q's
>>2116171
Garnet said they were in pain because Sugilite overwhelmed them. It was clear that by the end of Coach Steven, Sugilite was not only her own Gem but also (and this is the important part), while acting on Garnet and Amethyst's personalities, doing something neither of them would ever do. So maybe they were "overwhelmed" because they lost control of the fusion.
Malachite is different in many ways. Lapis spent months being the "dominant" one before whatever led to SWI, so she'll probably have a much weaker personality. Most importantly is that, while she seemed like her own individual, she didn't seem to be acting against Lapis and Jasper's wishes (certainly not Jasper's, anyway; it's possible that Lapis simply lost control because there's no way the two would make up with each other even if it meant going after a common enemy). It's possible that they won't be weakened at all, or at least that Jasper won't be.
>>2116216
We usually do have these when there's actual content to discuss, the discussions we had directly after the leaks were pretty good
>>2116257
>lapis was the dominant one
>she'll have the weaker personality
I don't follow.
>>2116267
No problem man. Since I'm not jacking it as I'm working, it might actually take longer than I thought anyway.
Sleep well, dude.
>>2116268
It's good not to be kept in the dark isn't it?
>>2116287
Malachite will have a weaker personality than Sugilite, is what I'm saying.
poil
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>>2116308
Porl?
>have girlfriend in high school
>we're in love
>stay together for 3 years
>take a mini vacation to another city and stay at a hotel
>it was one of the greatest days of my life
>made love all night long
>cuddled
>showered together in the morning
>made love at least 3 more times before check out
>Valentine's Day comes along
>get flowers, candy, and a ring
>we jokingly made plans about marriage
>we meet up near her house
>i get ready to propose
>she said she needed to tell me something
>she wanted to break up
>she said she was sorry
>she said she stopped loving
>i asked when
>she said 6 months in
>I'm devastated
>now 20
>ask girls our using dating sites
>only get 2 dates
>one says its her birthday
>i buy her stuff
>she says thanks and hugs
>Never texts back and makes excuses
>other girl we spend a day at the beach
>afterwards she kisses me goodbye
>says she can't wait to go out again
>never texts back and makes excuses too
>now 21
>ask girl at work out
>we spend several dates together
>i meet her friends and we all become a nice group
>one day I tell her my feelings
>she says sorry but she can't accept
>turns out she loved one of her friends
>they were gonna tell everyone that night
>we now all know
>I toast as well as we congratulate the new couple
>group is now 2 couples and me and another single guy
>ask out another girl at work
>she's cool
>feelings are dulled but still felt something
>i introduced her to previous group
>we spend fun nights out together
>one day finally admit what I can only explain as my last feelings of love for new friend
>she said sorry
>she can't accept
>she fell for the single friend of the group
>nice group is now 3 couples and myself
>don't ever feel like going out
>original couple girl says she can see how painful it is after loving and losing the two girls
>since all activities are now mostly couple oriented, I'd be left out
>last shed of what can be considered love is gone
>>2116288
Gay
>>2116333
I know you don't expect anyone to read that
>>2116186
Lapis is a weak little bitch, so yeah.
>>2116333
>have girlfriend in high school
stopped reading right there
>>2116360
Without "muh water powas"
>>2116336
Nothing gay about editing a Lapis futa on male fic I requested from my nice writefag buddy.
>>2112938
Probably not survive.
>>2116308
>>2116323
Poliwhirl
>>2116333
I feel bad for you anon.
Do you want to wish to vent to a anon who has similar hard luck with love?
>>2116323
>you will never keep her svelte projection warm in the real way
m o l e s t
>>2116333
Just realize how successful your are for having taht much experience in the first place
Me want smart talk
Me kill thread
I have some advice.
Never jack off to gems before you go to bed.
Instead of relaxing like I thought, it gave me more energy. I stayed up for an hour and a half in bed, horny, and wanting to go to bed but can't.
I want to kill and eat pearl
Make some little thin slices of pearl
What would go with pearl meats on a sandwich?
>>2116408
molest
>>2116500
That's not how that work
Unless you meant cutting up her actual gem
>>2112949
well at least we know when the new episodes are coming
and this summer is shaping up to be pretty good
>the rest of season 2 airing
>finding dory
>the warcraft movie
>legion is going to launch some time over the summer
>Kubo and the Two Strings will release mid august
always look on the bright side of life
>>2116513
who the fuck cares
>>2116504
Do not molest.
Drawfag-in-training who's drawing gems on post-its while at work here again. Have a Pearl.
I really need to work on hands. Hands are hard. Maybe I'll just do headshots or something while I work on getting hands to not look horrible.
>>2116558
Gay
>>2116555
too late
>>2116558
random jasper pics like this
it's weird, it just makes me like a rabbit instead of a turtle
>>2116516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
One day
Sugar retweeted the article
>>2116614
thing is, I can make myself more energetic when I cum, or sleepy at will. also I once timed myself, and I came in under 3 minutes...I found it odd because I'm a girl.
>>2116614
You should masturbate to something softer like Lapis or Pearl before bed. Jasper and Garnet are for waking up.
>>2116640
J U N E
>>2116661
I can also drag it out to 20 minutes if I want to.
>>2116614
Yea i know what you mean, you get like a rush and your heart keeps you going, making you more awake than ever sometimes
Personally i recommend some nice cute Sadie but that's just me personally.
I want Lapis and Amy to bond over making Peridot's life hell
>It's a lapis rape fic
>Yfw no want
>>2116641
Buckle up boyz, we're never getting off Rebecca Sugar's Wild Ride
>>2116691
I like fics where Lapis rapes someone.
>>2116679
>>2116661
>>2116680
I'm a guy so might be mixing my personal sexual release with yours but usually when i cum i often get drowsy or even dizzy at times when i ejaculate but other times i can bounce back quickly and do another load.
I can often drag it out from 5 mins to even a hour of soft playing to hard rubbing.
>we have to wait 2 more months
Why
CN pls take my money, just give me the damn thing
>>2116725
connie a hottie
>>2116661
sometimes I do it normal, and sometimes I try to hold out for as long as I can
>>2116672
one time I jerked off several times in a single day and felt like my dick was falling off and my heart was giving out. that was a lesson learned
>>2116680
that's exactly what I feel, I just want to go on and on. it's why I do my dick-ups.
Until next time
connie best waifu. i love her
>>2116784
That's your body telling you that you don't masturbate enough.
If you masturbated more, you wouldn't feel like that after only a couple hours.
>>2114104
no fooling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI
>>2116880
well you don't have to worry
I ain't joking, I have jerked off 3 times a day for at least 4-5 years straight. At least 5000 times.
Enough to start a civilization of gems. Now I don't really enjoy it unless it's something kinky.
>>2116843
>>2116822
Intense? Yeah. Unpleasant? Not really..
Again, spent a lot of time trying to fix shitty anatomy and stuff.. whatever.. fuck it.. uploading here
>>2117031
New sequel pic.
Bunnythyst.
Still waking up in the morning with shaking hands
Sadie is the cutest human shortstack around.
I would totally cuddle her and feel her nice buns.
>>2117061
Why is that anon?
Draw fagging in celebration of the 5 month hiatus!
>>2117061
I miss Lapis too, Anon.
>five seasons
>but it returns in June
>and the five seasons are really just the same as three seasons but flattened out
>I'll probably die before seeing the end of this show
>but Uncle Grandpa is confirmed for 5 seasons
I'm okay with this.
>>2117082
draw mentally insane pearl breaking down at the fact we have to wait longer for episodes
>>2117086
She'll come home to us, one day
>>2117052
Oh yes.
I wish BM didn't just draw Lapis and Peridot all the time.
>>2114326
i still have hope that she can be (or was) happy with our pearl
http://bropocalypse-draws.tumblr.com/post/141994231780/part-1-of-something
Lapis is the first to get the news about two more months.
>>2114356
fuck you i bet youre a lapis fag
>>2117035
dam nigga
thanks shifu, that's better than I expected
>>2114356
>le only a second maymay
just accept that bloople is best gem or kill yourself
>>2114356
Reminder that Jasper did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>2117129
I want her and pearl to make out on the docks and have her be Pearls new love.
>>2117170
Why is Jaspis so hot?
>>2117195
Size difference, complementary colors
>>2117208
I think their attitude has to do with it too.
>>2117187
i want a story that they loved each other like ruby and saphire (minus the fusing part) but were about to get killed so bloople sacrificed herself to let her lover be free and before she died she whispered "do it for her"
>>2117195
it isnt, drink bleach
I hope I'm never in a place in my life where I start shitposting as soon as I turn on my computer.
>>2117221
I want our normal pearl to love Lapis, but that still sounds heartwarmingly sad.
Maybe that writefag anon from before might come here and ask for requests again.
If so you should ask him to do it, i would totally love to read a sad but heartwarming love story
>>2117039
Fuck yeah
>>2117097
do it for her anon
>>2117221
write fags i request this
>>2117097
i tried
>>2117252
You mean the guy who's been here the past couple days? He went to bed.
He'll be back tomorrow.
>>2117273
You got a source on that?
>>2117270
Bretty good man.
Oh boy i can't wait to live in /trash/ for a little while longer
>>2117284
>>2117294
>>2117284
Damn, well if you ever catch him posting be sure to ask him later on tomorrow.
>>2117289
Faggot
http://2mummu.deviantart.com/art/Lapis-and-Jasper-50-s-AU-544356237
>>2117291
You know it
>>2117327
Thanks I guess. Dunno what you're so mad about.
Good night /sug/
I hope all these drawings find happiness
Control yourself.
Take only what you need from me.
>>2117136
>just this is 1.9 MB
I ain't stitching this whole comic.
>>2117369
i need you
>>2117395
Oh my god, I will hold my tongue and I'll breath easy
You just had to ask
>>2117395
Hah! You care you big homo.
I'd hug you anyway.
>>2117151
Thanks
My own revelation
Just for me
>>2117475
Nigga is that a Bloodborne reference
>>2117291
you know it
>>2117475
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A STEVEN IS A STEVEN, EVEN IN A HIATUS
new thread when?
>>2117560
Ahh...
My guiding moonlight...
>>2117035
Are you already catching shit for this on tumblr?
It's very well drawn and the tone is nicely set.
>>2117035
Very nice of Lars to use protection.
i like it Shifu.