RWBY/RT Trash General #32: Seals Edition Previous thread: &

First for... fuck, I don't know

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Claiming this thread in the Name of the Bun!

>>2039042
Sorry but the Bun isn't best faunus anymore
The seals are

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Crosshares a best

>>2039075
Commander, the soap is in freefall. I repeat, the soap is in freefall. Please advise.

>>2039093
Just pick it up. Coco already has Velvet's ass so it doesn't matter anymore

>>2039066
>not Mel
EXCUSE ME?!

Can someone post the pictures of Peng that Dry drew? I can't seem to find them.

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>>2039201

>>2039201
I'll make an imgur folder.
Gimmer a minute.

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>>2039201
iirc, CYOAnon told us Peng has no nipples..

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>>2039209
I'm still going to post the last one.
Can never have enough knaifu

>>2039268
I'm still not over that time she made us think we diddled Izzy in a blind rage.

>>2039268
>>2039255
>>2039208

Here it is
http://imgur.com/a/AYou6
>Album has Ay in it.
What's it all mean, Basil?

Whoop. We changed threads.

Awoobwoobwoobwoob.

>>2038800

"I don't know. Lucid dreaming is hard."

"I guess you can't do it on your own." Peng sighs. "That's alright. I'm here to help."

"If by help, you mean be condescending, it looks like you're right."

"I was joking, Todd."

"So was I. Can't you handle the bantz?"

"Don't talk like that, you sound like an idiot."

"Aren't I an idiot though?"

"When you're trying to be."

"Sometimes I think you're just trying to compliment me and don't know how."

"Who needs to compliment a human?"

"I mean you, apparently."

"Don't be ridiculous. You've gotten a little better, but you're hardly worthwhile."

"See?! Right there! That was a compliment!"

"I-it was not!"

"Admit it, you liiiiike me~"

"I would gut you and watch your entrails spill out onto the ground while I laugh."

"Uh-huh."

"I'm serious!"

"Sure you are."

"I will end you!" Peng is fuming. She even seems to have some of Izzy's mannerisms now. The stamp of her foot and stretched enclosed fists when she's upset.

[] That's enough teasing
[] NEVER ENOUGH

>>2039325
[x] NEVER ENOUGH
If she tries anything, choke her like we did back in the showers way back when.

>>2039325
>[] That's enough teasing
Last time we pushed it she ran away, and that's no fun.

>>2039325
>pat her head
do it.

>>2039305
>Grimm came from the moon
>U = R
>Gunblades objectively cool weapon even if they don't make sense

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>>2039268
I really love how after it was brought up he started drawing her with black sclera
>>2039255
>>2039208

>>2039325
Hug her! Hug her good

>>2039305
>AYou6
It's telling you to watch your back.

>>2039351
Wait, ran away? When was it, I don't remember.

>>2039373
>yfw Peng heard the voices and made herself look different for Todd

>>2039208
>>2039255
>>2039268
Does her face feel like skin or grimmbone?

>>2039402
Original shape thievery: Silky skin
Form revealed: Ceramic/polished bone
Currently: Sharkskin

>>2039325
How did "lucid dreaming is hard" win when it was outvoted 1-4, with all of the votes against it coming in first?

[] That's enough teasing
That's enough of Peng desu.

>>2039389
She stopped talking to us and poofed from our mindscape when we teased her during our nature hike.

>>2039422
Because 10 minute timeframe.

>>2039325
>[] That's enough teasing

>>2039434
>Wasn't even

...F-fucked up CYOAnon perception?

I have no idea how I did that.

>>2039434
They're both pretty much the same answer, but never considered it did win.

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>>2039373
black sclera a best

>>2039452
They're uh... Actually not, so gimme a minute...

>no peeking in the shower
>no proper hug for Mel
>no teasing Peng
Phew, that hike sure changed Jasper a lot.
Oh sorry, I mean "Todd". :^)

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>>2039463
You're my nigga

>>2039481
Jasper and Todd are two sides of the same magnum-donged coin.

More like: "How do you even fuck that up?" edition.

>>2038800

"I never really thought about the whole doing stuff in a dream thing."

"Really? Isn't that what you humans do? Dream about what you can't have?"

"Hah, well you know more about me than most. Think about where I'm from. Aren't I basically living a dream?"

"...Or a nightmare for some."

"I get freaking super powers. It's tough to be too down on the world being in... Something close to a war when I get to do really cool shit all the time."

"Like fighting grimm?"

"Like jumping to the top of a building. Like dodging freaking bullets, hell let's not even mention the average quality of women here is a whole lot higher."

"Is that all that matters? Don't you miss anyone?"

[] "Should I?"
[] "I should, but I don't."
[] "Well yeah, but I'm weighing pros and cons here."

>One of those choices that don't seem important, but actually really REALLY set the tone.

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>>2039463
>>2039500
Men of taste

>>2039534
Should I?
>tfw my family is dead weight and all my friends are rich Jews.

>>2039534
We used to be an exotic dancer, we likely didn't have many meaningful relationships.

>>2039543
Oh! Oh shit! Someone knows Doc Valentine's inspiration!

>>2039540
the best kind of choices

>>2039534
>[] "Should I?"

>>2039534
I only remember things about back then when it's convenient to the plot, so nah.

>>2039555
These kinds of answers trigger me. What do you even MEAN? Is it a vote? Are you just making an assumption? Whaaat?

>>2039534
>[] "Should I?"

So we are redoing our last choice? I hope this will lead sto some Peng teasing

>>2039534
>[] "I should, but I don't."

>>2039582
Both a statement and a vote:
>No

>>2039582
When you don't know a character's entire backstory you have to make assumptions. I interpret that answer as a 'Should I?'

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>>2039562
I would have said something long time ago but i thought it was just a name coincidence

>>2039606
It's actually a decision about Todd's life AND how it's affected his perception, not just his perception of it.

>>2039481
I'm blaming Deery for that. Now that BestAss tricked us twice, we are a little bit cautious with women.

>>2039658
Come on. The "This might pinch" didn't give it away?

>>2039481
Jasper treads the righteous path, he just doesn't know it yet.

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>>2039680
I haven't played skullgirls in a few years man.

>>2039680
The only character from Skullgirls that I know is Beowulf

>>2039534

"Am I supposed to miss any of those people?" You have a touch of disgust in your voice.

"Well they were your friends, right?"

"If you want to call those friends, sure." You shrug. "I was a stripper, Peng. It's hardly the glamorous profession that forms lasting friendships."

"You seemed happy to me."

"Smiling was part of the job, Peng."

"I see, then why do you get so angry at Izzy for doing the same thing?"

"I just thought she was different... I guess I got mad because she didn't live up to my expectations of her."

"That's childish."

"Yeah, well I'm welcome to make a childish decision now and then. It's part of being human."

"I guess so. It just felt like your outlook on things was more positive than this."

[] Sorry.
[] Deal with it.

>>2039743
Good. Never look up Cerebella. She's mine.

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>>2039743
>He doesn't know Best Skullgirl

>>2039759
Sorry

>>2039759
>Sorry
Well shit. Now Jasper is a bitter Idiot.

>>2039759
[x] Deal with it.

>>2039658
Did her nipples fly off south for winter?

>>2039759
>[] Sorry.
Things are better now.

>>2039759

[] Sorry.

>>2039759
>[] Sorry.

>>2039788
Jasper's been through a lot in the last few days. Cut him some slack.

>>2039788
To be fair, Snails dumped him for the qt trap

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>>2039791
How'd you know?

>>2039825
Delicious traps, stealing waifus.

We need to fuck him in the ass to maintain dominance.

>>2039834
You would have had to have fucked Snails first for that to work. I'm sorry, but she's gone for good.

>>2039834
Seconded

>>2039788
Todd too.
One coin, huh?

>>2039843
>Implying

We'll just rape Snails and then rape qt trap when she goes to him for comfort.

>>2039825
>getting cucked by a qt trap
What the fuck are these choices you're making Jasper do?

>>2039855
Shut up Saoirse

>>2039857
Spaghetti and Driven Snow
Better get used to it, Todd too is approaching it fast..

>>2039857
Jasper wandered into an inn. Except it was actually a brothel and the faunus girl that he got was actually a boy. Jasper didn't fuck him so the trap, Kit, made tuna sandwiches and helped Jasper find his teammates.

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>>2039834

>>2039870
I always thought we were molding Jasper into Todd, now it was the reverse after all.

>>2039857
We stayed in an inn that ended up being a brothel. And the stray trap decided to follow us home.

[spoiler] I'm pretty sure he's a sneaky White Fang agent, but maybe I'm just paranoid after Deery.[/spoiler]

>>2039759

"Look, it's just been a rough couple days. It's not like I'm going off the deep end just because I've dealt with some shit."

"I guess, you're shaken up by that faunus being an assassin?"

"I had some suspicions, but I mean it's kinda weird, yeah. Not to mention she could have killed me any time she wanted to."

"I could have stopped her."

"That's nice and all, but you need me to do much and I don't think I can move that fast."

"If you'd practice, you could."

"I doubt that, there's probably something different between me and the humans here."

"Not terribly different, no. I guess I could make some more changes... If you want."

[] Body Adjustment
[] Naaaah

>>2039882
Well shit.
Let's Revolt against that.
Let's Start with Ciel tomorrow

>>2039904
"What changes? Also: I appreciate it that you ask first."

>>2039904
[x] Naaaaah

>>2039904
Don't agree to anything yet, but ask what the adjustments entail.

>>2039434
All 5 of the votes were within 9 minutes.
It still lost 4-1.
Sorry, had to run the store and didn't notice the failed captcha before I left.

>>2039904
>[] Naaaah
Fuck no. I'm trying to remove Peng, not make them closer.

>"What kinds of changes?"

"I've dealt with lots of hunters, where they excelled and where they failed... I could make you more like... Something between them. I'm not quite sure what exactly it would do to you."

>>2039922
Seconding this

>>2039935
Is this going to cause another growth spurt?

Did Izzy's dad cut off Peng's wings?

>>2039954
It... Might. Peng basically just said she'd try to make you an idealized hunter. She has no idea what that means as far as your body.

Her understanding of human anatomy is different from ours.

>>2039904
What kind of adjustments

>>2039933
>I'm trying to remove Peng
Just submit anon

>>2039904
>[] Ask about the adjustments
Altough I doubt Peng will tell us anything but riddles

otherwise go for it. What could go wrong

>>2039916
>>2039922
>>2039939
>>2039990


See
>>2039935
>>2039966

>>2039990
Never. You guys are fucking retarded for handing your soul to a Grimm then actively trying to increase her power and hold over Todd at every turn.
It's going to kill him, and it won't be pretty.

>>2039966
Fuck it, I'm game.

>>2040013
Let the warp overtake you, brother. It's a good pain.

>>2040013

We just need to get her hooked on Vitamin D

>>2040013
>You guys
Nah you've mistaken me for for the other guys. I'll keep her but I wouldn't feed her constantly and just hand her whatever she wants.

>>2040013
It's the only way to make bruh. All these ladies on Todd's dick are stealing his gains.

>>2040013
Dying pretty is something for old people and drag queens.

We want to go out with a PENG.

>>2039935
Welll if so, then:

>>2039904
change >>2039916 to
>Body Adjustments, pump that shit
but still thank her for asking

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>>2040034
>>2040035
>>2040052

>>2040053
You're still going to die.

>>2040049
She still drains our soul when near her.

So now that we know what's what.

[] Body Adjustment
[] Nah

>>2040080
Well, so do you.
And CYOAnon. And eeeeverybody in the world.
Except Octavian.

>>2040081
[] Body Adjustment

>>2040081
>Adjust that shit
crank it up to 11

>>2040081
Nah.
(nano Ampere hour)

>>2040080
So does any other tool we use. It's what our semblance does

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>>2040081
Still No.
Always No.

>>2040092
I don't do anything but vote and voice my displeasure of Peng every now and then. How am I stealing anything?

>>2039831
Birds fly here all the time, And nipples are like birds without feathers right?

>>2040034
>>2040035
>>2040049
>>2040052
Had no idea we had so many knifufags here. Thought there were only 2 or 4

>>2040080
>She still drains our soul when near her.
Wait really?

>>2040081
we should tell her, if it gets the adjustments, she should try to keep us as fucking hot as we are

>>2040081
>[] Body Adjustment
Let's do this shit.

>>2040124
Also this.

>>2040081
Adjustment

>>2040114
>So do you
was to
>You're still going to die.

>>2040081
Nah. Well make up with skill and using our own soul. We dont need it we only need ourselves.

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>>2040112
Other tools don't actively drain our soul without our consent in order to feed themselves.
They just drain our aura when we use them. They don't kill us.

>>2040119
>Wait really?
It was mentioned early on.

>>2040138
I'll just not die.

>>2040149
We never get to train though, because everyone wants to shag their waifu.

>>2040151
>It was mentioned early on.
Can you tell me where? We have the archive.

>>2040151
I thought that was only while she was growing her wings?

>>2040161
Yet no one does because as soon as there's a waifu scene, everyone that doesn't waifu that girl votes against it because they're a bunch of cucks.

>>2040188
I dunno about you, but I've been trying to fuck every single girl we ran into (except Velvet, where I just didn't vote). It's not my fault Jasperfags don't like sex.

>>2040188
Which is the difference between Todd and Jasper.
The majority wants Todd to get laid, so long as it's with their waifu and no one else, so he keeps getting cockblocked.
Where as everyone's voting to keep Jasper a pure maiden.

>>2040177
It was back when we were still on the ship, iirc.

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>>2040208
Me too. Except Velvet, where I desperately tried to get it going.
But I resided to just claiming the trash for her.

If we are going down the path of body adjustment, can we at least take an undo with us?

>>2040272
no buying stuff while in adventure.
also, we're saving for Caliburn.

>>2040239
I want Jasper to hook up with Smoke, some want February, and some want Snails. It's the same problem on a smaller scale.

>>2040161
I could have sworn we trained before

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That's what I like about MariQuest.
Less /co/-tier discussions about shit

>>2040291
The thing about training is you need to do it a lot.

>>2040284
Fuck that, caliburn can wait

>>2040309
this is a CYOA. We don't get to decide about the whole 24 hours of Todd's day, but in return we don't have to be super accurate about training, eating outside of plot-relevant situations or shitting

>>2040285
Yea, but they're still trying to keep Jasper pure until that point. They're not setting him up to bone then going "nah" like what happened to Todd before Deery.

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Call me when we're doing a Choose your own Adventure again, and not a Choose your own worthless Discussion.

>>2040299
Please don't drag my victim- I mean OC into this.

>>2040331
What are we supposed to do between story posts? Sit on our thumbs?

>>2040331
>crying about people talking about things relevant to the CYOA in between CYOA posts
What's your issue?
Also, this is /trash/, if you want to complain about posts you don't like, keep it to /co/ like the rest of the No Fun Brigade.

>>2040344
Talk about fun stuff, and not try to kill each other over waifus.

Because it is ALWAYS. WAIFUS.

>>2040367
Alright then. Husbandos it is.
Choose a CYOA husbando to fight for!

>>2040367
This is a common problem in quests.

>>2040391
Ironwood-senpai is best fite me.

>>2040391
See. That's more like it!
Change! Dicks! Excitement!
We haven't met him yet, but Ozpin a best.
Other than that:
Shopkeep, Alban, Keppel.

>>2040420
Choosing Keppel over Soap.

Nigga, you gay as fuck.

>>2039904

"I mean... If we're going to do that... Can you at least make sure my face doesn't change?"

"I'll do my best." Is all she gives you.

"Well... If it means getting stronger... Yeah, let's do that."

Peng nods, though she seems a little disappointed. "Alright... I doubt you'll notice it at first. If I tried to change everything at once, you could get hurt."

"Well thanks, Peng."

"Yeah."

You slowly come to, sittng up. The first thing you notice is a cart at the side of your bed. It smells like breakfast food.

How do you keep getting allowed to sleep in long enough for people to set this shit up?

It smells pleasant though. Someone probably conviced the chef from the cafeteria to whip you up a lot of food.

[] Eat now
[] Take another shower
[] Go eat in the cafeteria

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>>2040450
>Nigga, you gay as fuck.
How is it gay(er) to choose a feminine looking dude over a masculine looking dude?

>>2040476
>[] Eat now
Somebody went to a lot of trouble to make this happen, we better not let it go to waste.

>>2040476
>eat it
how sweet
I bet we're getting watched

>>2040476
>[] Eat now
Don't let it get cold and ruin their hard work.

>>2040476
>[] Eat now
If we're going to be going through more changes we need to keep our energy up.

>>2040476
>tfw you're go through a second puberty.

Keep your energy up Todd, you're a growing lad.

So like...are we still going to scratch Mel's ears sometime and just waiting for the right moment, or will we never do it due to Waifu Wars?

I just want to protect me from disappointments arising out of uncertainty and stuff.

>>2040476
>Peng nods, though she seems a little disappointed
I have this massive feeling of sudden regret.

I just got home. Why are we letting Peng fuck with our genetic makeup again?

>>2040597
>>2039904

>>2040597
So we don't die as easily as we did against the Liar.
And so we can protect the people we care about better.
And so we can beat Chloe and feel good.
And so we can be an even better lover.

>>2040597
General stupidity.

>>2040485
Because either go all in or go home.
and Operation: Break Keppel and Snails up is a go.

>>2040624
Well, if you want to define it like that, then I'm rather gay than go for the masculine guy.
Or something. Idk.
Keppel my best.

Also, we do it by fucking Keppel. It's easy.

>>2040606
>And so we can beat Chloe and feel good.
>And so we can be an even better lover.

Can you really feel good about winning with a strength that isn't yours? The Emperor and Alucard would be disappointed in you. Where's your fighting spirit?

>>2040648
I dont know about the emperor but didnt alucard get his powers by someone experimenting on him?

>>2040648
>Can you really feel good about winning with a strength that isn't yours?
That's high-end metaphysical territory there.

What is "my strength"?
Especially in a world with Aura and Semblances and now Oversoul.

And, don't forget:
Peng doesn't infuse us with her power.
She just changes us, so we are more powerful. The strength is still ours, it was just given to us by Peng.
Peng, in the philosophical sense of this, is hardly more than a more effective sports equipment.

>>2040646
I think it's alright if he's wearing a skit.
He already looks like a girl all around anyways, with male genitalia.

>>2040670
Alucard, Best Girl, and Anderson are the only ones that didn't get their powers from science.

>>2040671
>it was just given to us by Peng
If you don't earn something, can you truly call it truly yours? I'm a bit miffed by this outcome.

>>2040476

You set the metal lids aside, eating yourself near to bursting. The food is all enjoyable, though there is definitely too much.

Once packed full, you stand up. You feel a little lighter, honestly.

You get in a few light stretches to start your blood flowing and keep yourself limber.

You've got a couple things you could do.

You could report for your proper debriefing. It's not like you've been requested for it, but it might make a good impression.

You could hit the gym. It might be good to get a better idea of where you're at in more regards than being a little quick on your feet.

You could of course visit Doc or Ciel or even someone in town.

[] Start off the day with a workout. It's healthy.
[] Debriefing. Maybe we'll get a medal or something.
[] Go see someone (Who?)

>>2040683
I'm pretty sure Anderson was made a regenerator by science.

>>2040711
We should visit Ciel and let her know we're alive.

>>2040695
And what does "earn something" mean in this context?
Without any higher institution that is able to define what is "earned" strength here, it's up to interpretation.

Like, some people are born with better metabolism and/or higher affinities to gains and stuff.
Should they not be allowed to call it their own strength just because they got a better genetical disposition than others?

>>2040711
Go say hi to Ciel.

>>2040711
Start the day with some cheat-form bicep curls.

>>2040711
>[X] Go see someone (Ciel)
Let Ciel know we're alive, I bet she was worried.

>>2040711
>[] Go see Ciel

>>2040711
>GO to see Ciel
It's time to know if we're going to be a daddy
(and catch up on that raincheck)

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>>2040730
>This.
He's right.

>>2040683
I thought alucards got Science'd by someone or am i remembering it wrong.

>>2040711
>[] Start off the day with a workout. It's healthy.
This is what I mean. No gains, just waifus.

>>2040711
[] Start off the day with a workout. It's healthy.

>>2040751
No he darank his comrade's blood during his executon or something
Hellsing put a leash on him that was scientific

>>2040730
I'm just bummed you guys chose steriods over human spirit, I guess.

>>2040711
>[] Start off the day with a workout. It's healthy.

>>2040722
Right. Forgot he backtracks the "Gift of God" part later on.

>>2040764
This is correct iirc.

>>2040711
Stack the gains.

>>2040776
>>2040763
>>2040758
>>2040738
Why would you want to do that
Peng already taken care of that.

>>2040792
They want to mold Todd into a maiden, I'm telling you

>>2040792
Because it's healthy.

>>2040792
They didn't want Peng to do it in the first place.
They don't wiafu Ciel.
They want to test what Peng did.
There's a few easy reasons.

>>2040792
It's not even about the gains. It's the bicep pump.

Just when I thought that we can fuck Ciel then /fit/ decided to join the CYOA

>>2040776
The thing is, we're already not just human. We stopped being a "normal human" when we entered Remnant, and we stopped even more when Peng and we grew closer.
Things work differently in Remnant, and when strength is the only thing seperating you from the dead, we don't really have the luxury of worrying about HOW we get the strength to survive.

>>2040827
Have a glass of milk, anon. You'll feel better.

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>>2040827
What do you mean?
I've been here for hours.
Also goggles.

Well, who cares how CIel is going to feel, when we, instead of visiting her after she thought we were dead, decided to fucking get gains instead.

>>2039481
I'm willing to accept that he's tired and just didn't have it in him to keep up his usual demeanour. Of course, that just means he has to Todd extra-hard when he wakes up.

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>>2040856
Calm down angry skelly.

>>2040840
As much as I like Peng, I would have prefered getting strong on our own merit rather than cutting a deal with the devil. It's just my principles, I guess.

>>2040711
[X] Go see someone (Ciel)

>>2040866
>Of course, that just means he has to Todd extra-hard when he wakes up.
It sure doesn't look like it.
>tfw ToddQuest is going to be turned into JQ0.5
We even have a malicious animal making us think someone we care about got diddles already!

>tfw we find Mel in the Gym
>tfw she wants to wrestle with us
>tfw we [x] Go bench pressing

>>2040889
The cut-off is ten minutes. This one is going to be a coin flip.

>>2040908
>tfw Mel follows us into the shower
>tfw Mel is pressing us against a wall and licking our ear
>tfw we [x] leave the shower and shower

fucking /fit/ assholes, why do you have to ruin everything?

>>2040934
shower later*

>>2040934
Not even Jasper is that dense.

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>all the waifufags keep cucking each other out of fucking the girls
>tfw the knaifufags win since everyone but me just blindly votes to do whatever Peng wants anyways

>>2040958
But Todd will be soon enough!
because gains!

>>2040962
>tfw we won't be able to give Peng the fight she wants because all of our power stems from her.

>>2040648
The Emperor stole power from the Chaos Gods and now all of humanity pays for his hubris.

>>2040962
Peng didn't even want that, she fucking asked if we wanted it
if anything, she looks like she didn't want it.

>>2040934
>tfw Peng's enhacments kick in but it's not enought to beat the big bad
>tfw Peng offers us to make us the ultimate demigod hunter at the cost our libido
>tfw we [x] Accept her offer

>>2040711
[1]

You decide the first goal of the day is to let Ciel know you're not dead. Though she's probably already heard as much.

You make your way to the officer's quarters, knocking on her door.

She answers quickly enough, fully dressed. "Ah. Hello, private Colorful. Glad you've made it back safely."

Well... This is a little less of a reunion than you expected.

>>2040981
I'll fucking glass ya, ya cunt.

>>2040988
>tfw she offered because she wanted us to turn it down

>>2040958
You underestimate Jasper
Jasper was closed in with Gold.
Gold was horny as fuck.
Gold fucking asked Jasper if he was a virgin.
And. Jasper. Still. Didn't. Score.

If Jasper would be in that situation with Mel, he'd go "it's alright, I want to shower, you don't have to lick me clean!"

>>2040695
My main concern here is that we won't know our limits. Someone who's gains were made at the gym, lifting as much as he could for as long as he could, will know his limits. You know, how much he can handle. We don't. We wake up and are suddenly stronger. What if we screw Todd's body by overexerting it without realizing it?

>Was too late to vote for tossing Peng
>Too late to vote against letting the abomination mess with our anatomy some more
Time zones full no such.

>>2041003
>private Colorful
She probably cannot speek freely.

>>2041017
Do you even Aura?

>>2041011
But she dropped the "Soap"

>>2041017
A man's gotta know his limits if he wants to surpass them.

>>2040988
And?
She still offered it, which means everyone's compelled to go for it because "Peng can do no wrong" is the thought process of the majority of the voters.

>>2041028
Holy fuck, that's too awesome.
Also, apparently, she just tried to change the subject so Jasper wouldn't notice how thirsty she was.
Unfortunately, I got that revelation too late...
>being a Golddigger is suffering

>>2041026
It's just you and I, buddy.
We can't change anything, just silently object to it.

>>2041077
>And?
And:
> just blindly votes to do whatever Peng wants anyways
is wrong.

Also: Maybe the majority of the voters carefully weighed pros and cons, including what is most fun for themselves, and decided to do what they did based on proper reasoning?

Seriously, why always denounce people that don't do what you do?

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>>2041026
>He thinks he would have made a difference

>>2041084
SUMBIT

>>2041026
I know that feel, comrade. We also don't have an undo.

>>2040981
look at this fucking newfag. Read up on old lore faggot, that's the only one that matters

>>2041078
Thatch kinda drops these shit on us without even realizing how much thought has been put into the dialogues and scenes.

>>2041003

"Also well done capturing that White Fang insurgent."

"Uh, thanks... Ciel did I do something wrong?"

"She is very talkative and quite cooperative."

Uh-oh.

"She had only one request for her full cooperation and I'd like to formally request your assistance with the matter."

[] Sure
[] No
[] What's the request?

>>2041129
>[] What's the request?

>>2041129
>[] No
I'd Really like to wash my hands of that girl.

>>2041129
Do I smell a threesome?
>What's the request
Let's be careful about this.

>>2041129
Naw, there ain't nothing she could give us that we don't already have.

>>2041129
>[] What's the request?
That girl is too lewd for me.

>>2041129
>Ciel hates Todd
>Izzy hates Todd
>Todd hates Mel
>Peng hates Todd
Little did we know, Deery being an assassin did not mean she was super efficient about killing people, but super efficient about tricking people into suicide.

>>2041129
>[x] What's the request?

What does she waaaaaaant?

>>2041129
>Uh-oh.
Oh yeah, I forgot heartbreaking is the general theme of this CYOA.

>>2041164
If I were going to kill myself over this quest, it would have happened by now. I'm just apathetic at this point.

>>2041226
Oh no.

>>2041129
>[] What's the request?
She wants our dick, isn't she?

>>2041164
It's like GoT, you just stop forming attachments to the characters.

>>2041267
>tfw I'm not able to do that
empathy is a curse, anon

>>2041129

You pinch your brow. "What the hell does she want now?"

Ciel's expression softens a little at that. "She asked for you to..." She clears her throat, orating what sounds like a quote. "Tear her up with that horse-cock of yours."

[] I can explain.
[] Fine.
[] What do you think?

>>2041282
>[] What do you think?
It's probably a ploy to try to escape.

>>2041282
[] Nope, nah, not happening
I'm certain there's a rule in what handbook I never read that means you can't make me do it.

>>2041282
>>[] What do you think?

>>2041282

We wants me naked and alone after I saw her moves trying to get General Ironwood? Does she think everybody is as thirsty as she is?

>>2041302
+1 JP you smarmy lil fucker.

>>2041324
No, no, +10 JP, that was solid.

>>2041282
>[] What do you think?
And it's bullcock, thank you very much.

>>2041282
>[] What do you think?
"I hoped that part of her was also just an act."

>>2041324
aww yeah

>>2041334
Ciel just quoted Deery.
Ciel knows it's a bullcock.

>>2041164
>Ciel hates Todd
She doesn't hate us she just probably can't speak freely atm. She already knows that we fuck everyone So I doubt she would be upset about Deery
>Izzy hates Todd
She was mildlly annoyed like usually when we talk too much about sex
>Todd hates Mel
I can't argue with that after all this is what the majority woted
>Peng hates Todd
She allways hated him or atleast she claimed to do.

Deery is still as shitty assassin as ever.

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>>2041333
>>2041334
>>2041335
>those numbers

>>2041282
this >>2041334

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>tfw CYOAnon didn't even know about Deery until I brought it up
I..am...so..sorry...

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>>2041282
What the fuck is wrong with this kid? Is this the true meaning of being a faunus? Where is all of this shit coming from?

>>2041409
She saw Todd's dick.

>>2041282

"Well... What do you think about it?"

"What do I think about what?"

"Her request... It sounds like it could be a tr-"

"What do I think about you sleeping around?"

Oh... Is she mad?

"Or what do I think about having to be polite to the girl trying to steal you with that... Huge..." Ciel grumbles.

Yep. She's mad.

"I think that I made my report to the general. He finds it funny. I do not share his brevity, however it was made clear that I am to formally request your cooperation."

[] Oh. Then no.
[] I mean if it's a request from the general...

>>2041355
>I can't argue with that after all this is what the majority woted
It wasn't a majority it was a coin-flip tie, just like peeking in the shower.

>>2041402
I KNEW her, I just didn't consider her as a character is all.

>>2041355
>She already knows that we fuck everyone
I beg your pardon?

>>2041452
No
Atlas has enough ways to get informations out of her without us straining relationships with people we like

>>2041452
oh and add to
>>2041481
tell her:
"Size isn't everything, you know? You can tell she doesn't work as much for it as you do."

>>2041452
>[X] Oh. Then no.

>>2041452
>[] Oh. Then no.
Fuck her entire existence.

>>2041452
>[] Oh. Then no.
As nice as the ass is, I don't care much for the person attached to it.

>>2041526
Tell Ciel this

>>2041526
seconding the ass part

>>2041452
[] Oh. Then no.

People like her are why no one trusts faunus.

>>2041452

>[] Oh. Then no.

See >>2041312

>>2041452
No, specifically like >>2041302

>>2041526
Todd really doesn't like being deceived. It's a shame we make it so easy.

>>2041452
>"What do I think about you sleeping around?"
"Yeah, it was a mistake. But I had just survived something definetely should have killed me, and then had a walk od hundreds of miles before me to get. I didn't have much food, was out in the wilderness and was just happy for some form of distraction from this god awful clusterfuck.
I regret it, oh and how I do. Wholeheartedly. But I would be glad if you would at least understand that I didn't just went after an ass like some kind of animal..."

>>2041452
>[] Oh. Then no.

>>2041452

"Oh. Then I think I'll formally decline."

Ciel's expression relaxes. "Thank goodness..."

"I mean... Yeah, the ass is nice... I just don't like the person it's attached to very much."

"Oh... But you are... A fan of bigger butts?"

[] Shapely butts
[] Big AND Shapely
[] That corny line about the ass of the one you love again

>>2041626
You're laying it on a little thick m8

>>2041659
>[] That corny line about the ass of the one you love again

>>2041659
>[] That corny line about the ass of the one you love again
It's not corny, it's the truth.

>>2041659
>[] That corny line about the ass of the one you love again

>>2041660
If I got a penny for every time someone told me this...
[spoiler]But I still like it that way..~[/spoiler]

>>2041659
>[X] Shapely butts

>>2041452
Oh no, she's regressing. It's her self esteem issues all over again.
Remember to tell her that Deery's ass is just fat. Ciel's ass, much like everything else she has was earned with hard work and exercise.

Also tell her the only person Atlas could force us to have sex with is her, with a wink. Girls love rape jokes.

>>2041659
>[] That corny line about the ass of the one you love again
reduce her to pudding

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>>2041707

>>2041688
+5 JP and also shut up.

>>2041726
We're up to 20 JP.

>>2041659
I wanna go with this >>2041688
Gotta make sure she's okay, plus the ass line doesn't seem right when you're telling it to every girl.

>>2041726
Shit, I'm earning that all over the place.
How much does Saxophone Proficiency: Advanced cost?

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>>2041659
>[] Big AND Shapely
The corny line is gonna win anyway

>>2041765
This.

>>2041766
>Lynnette's ass.png

>>2041688
Sometimes I forget our first encounters with Ciel were based on Abuse of power, misplaced racism and rape.

We really did a number on that girl.

>>2041659
>[] Shapely butts
I would vote for the corny line but I don't want to give Ciel any hints.

>>2041659

"I'm a firm believer that the best ass is the ass of the person you love."

"L-love?!" Ciel immediately puts her hands to her cheeks. "I-I know I wanted this, but to just say it so suddenly like that... That's cheating."

Peng starts laughing. 'Did you forget she's been wanting you to say something like that since back on the ship?'

[] Shit, I did. What do I do?
[] I didn't forget
[] Guess I've got to marry her now.

>>2041775
With all the body-modding we're going to come back to Lynette and be able to look her dead in the eye.

[spoiler] If she's still alive, anyways.[/spoiler]

>>2041810
>[] Shit, I did. What do I do?

>>2041799
>but I don't want to give Ciel any hints.

The one person who remembered that for her sake, we denied the very thing we just said casually is here right at the end of the vote.

>>2041810
>[] Guess I've got to marry her now.

>>2041810
>[] Shit, I did. What do I do?
This is why I didn't want the corny line

>>2041810
>[] Shit, I did. What do I do?

>>2041832
I remembered it too, that's why I said >>2041683

>>2041832
Now we're gonna do more damage than good. We can't commit, yet any less would hurt her.

>>2041810
>I didn't forget

>>2041839
>>2041850
That's why I always vote with a little explanation why I vote, so others might think of something they didn't think of otherwise.

Always explain what you do, guys.

>>2041810
>[] I didn't forget
"You have an amazing ass. But the only ass I can truly love right now is my own."

>>2041882
>Gregor has joined the the game

>>2041810
>>2041882
This.

>>2041882
change mine from >>2041839
to this >>2041882
Damage control Damage control

[spoiler] If you burn every bridge, there's no one to stop Todd's gains. [/spoiler]

>>2041810
>>2041900
I didn't reply properly

>>2041882
This... this might work.
Lead the way in self-confidence, be an example to her. It's not much but it's the best we got.

So should we come up with a list of people to avoid with the ass line, or just go cold turkey? It has too much power.

>>2041939
I think the only ones to avoid are those who are too desperately into us.
So Mel and Ciel.
And Deery, but I don't think we would drop that line with Deery.

Do you think Ironwood-senpai will be disappointed we didn't fuck the deer for her secrets?

>>2041979
>>2041939
I want to tell this line to Irondong

>>2041979
So Chloe, Lynette, Valentine and Turq are all still free game.

>>2041979
But has the deepest love and the most pettable head.

>>2041997
I think we will understand that we refused.

>>2042008
>Turq
Also not a good idea, albeit for other reasons

>>2041997
This is Atlas, we have robots for that.
He was just wingmanning for us in case we still wanted another taste.

>>2042021
Disappointing Ironwood is the only thing I don't want to do. He's like the dad I always wanted, but never had.

>>2041939
>>2041979
We got to use it on Izzy, so I'm happy.

>>2042050
>No sense of discipline
>Suspect in Paladin theft
>Helped smuggle an AssAssin into Vale to kill him.
I like the idea that, despite drowning in girls, the only person Todd wants to impress is the one we never can.

I can't believe I'm actually stressing about the consequence of this choice

>>2042121
Oh no.

>>2042121
You wanted waifu interaction, you got it.

What's the SP to gold conversion rate? Happening soon, fellow stalkers.

>>2041810

'I didn't forget.'

You look Ciel dead in the eyes. She's blushing at you.

"Ciel, you have a really amazing ass... But the only ass I can truly say I love... Is my own."

"O-oh... But then why did you say it like that to me... Were you just teasing me?" Ciel frowns.

You probably shaved the worst of it off, but there wasn't any getting out of that without some issue.

[] "If it's any consolation, you're a close second."
[] Offer to take her to the festival, it should be set up by now.
[] Ask if she wants to come work out.

>>2042258
>[] Ask if she wants to come work out.
Gains

>>2042258
>[] Ask if she wants to come work out.
With the hope that the /fit/fags will shut up after it

>>2042258
[x] Ask if she wants to come work out.

>>2042258
>[x] Ask if she wants to come work out.

"Come, let us improve our asses together."

>>2042258
[] Ask if she wants to come work out.

>>2042285
It's always time for gains, unless it's time to rest.

>>2042258
"Because you need to love the beauty of your own ass before you can love another."
Or work out. Whatever.

>>2042324
B-but... You already love your own ass... Why can't you love hers?

>>2042314
We have to work off all of that cardio.

>>2042335
"I didn't say it for me. I was saying it for you."

>>2042335
Because you have to stay confident in yourself. If you lose that confidence you end of selling your soul to an eldritch abomination for gains.

>>2042114
>Swimming in pink
>Ironwood-Sempai never notices us
Being Todd is suffering

>>2042258

You decide the best course of action might be changing the subject completely

"You want to go work out?"

"What?"

"I dunno... I just feel like it'd be a good thing to do right now."

"I... Is this a euphemism? We don't need a euphemism..."

"No, no, we can do that later. I mean actually work out."

"Um... Alright... Let me get changed."

Oh. You don't have workout clothes.

[] These will do
[] See if the quartermaster has something on the way to the gymnasium

>>2042603
>[] See if the quartermaster has something on the way to the gymnasium

>>2042603
>[] See if the quartermaster has something on the way to the gymnasium
If not we'll be doing A anyways.

>>2042335
She made a promise to love herself. That can't go out the window every time she finds out we've been clubbing seals, or giving the dog a bone, or getting our daily dose from the doc, or pushing Penny's buttons, or sticking our dick inside a knife.

I forgot where I was going with this, but it's time for lunges. We're gonna work her ass until she has no choice but to love it

>>2042603
[x] See if the quartermaster has something on the way to the gymnasium
If not, we can go with the first choice

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>>2042258
>Ciel frowns.
Fuck how did I get so attached to her? I just want to make her happy

>>2042694
I want to make all of them happy.