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RWBY/RT Trash General #31: Murders Edition

Previous thread: >>1997389
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And now, resuming our shitfest
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Marigold : Louie Schwartz is dead. Dad tried to contact you but you woudn't answer.
Doc : Ol Lu's dead? Damn shame.

He walks over behind the counter, sits down, and pulls out a bottle of whisky, and a shot glass.
He turns his head towards the back door and yells.

Doc : Oi, you know the way out, right?
??? : Mmhhhph.
Doc : Great.

He pours some whisky into the shot glass.

Doc : Oh right, you want any? I mean you are old enough to drink, right?

A. Sure.
B. Too young.
C. I don't drink.
D. Too young and I don't drink.
E. Not really in the mood.
F. I'm flying back myself. Can't drink.
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>>2014646
F>E>B>A>C>D
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>>2014608

Good taste
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>>2014646

Marigold : I'm flying back. Can't drink.
Doc : No, the correct answer is "I'm not old enough to drink alcohol, doc".
Marigold : But if you knew that I wasn't old enough -
Doc : Just pulling your leg.

He sets aside the shot glass and just starts drinking whisky straight from the bottle.

Doc : Well, I'm alright, as you can see. Sorry to make you come here for nothing.

Looks like your work here is done.
You could look around and ask the doctor just about anything. Or you could leave now.

[] What do?
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>>2014646
F>B>D>C>E>A
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Well. Waiting to get cleared to dock to a gate. Could be in a second, could be hours. Whatever happens, I'm thinking about taking tomorrow off at the truck stop near this place.
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>>2014806
Ask the doctor for a tape measure.
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>>2014806
We should text MamaBird first, regardless.

Maybe ask how he knew him and get to know the dead. Then ask Morrie next time we have a chance about Mrs. Brown and see if there's any connection between them besides being at/near the docks.
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>>2014806
>Politely ask if you can touch something of antiques because it would help you train your semblance.
Let's use it a bit on memory-heavy stuff to get used to it.
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>>2014806
I suppose telling him to keep safe and stay wary makes sense; there's a murderer about after all.
Also, see if he's got any good stories about our parents, the good stuff.
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>>2014544
Adachi give us midnight channel games
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>>2014819
Uhm...have fun.
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>>2014871
No.

YOU have fun.
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>>2014544
>He actually did it
Good shit right there
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>>2014911
no.
you have fun.
right. now.
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>>2014958
There is never a time I'm not having fun though.

Life is easy when you can create entertainment.
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>>2014980
THEN HAVE MORE FUN
PUSH YOUR BOUNDARIES
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>>2015004
Anon pls. You're frightening me.
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>>2015027
I guess I could try to write pony porn to push my limits.

Do you guys want to fuck a horse?
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>>2015053
No, but I'd fuck a centaur.
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>>2015027
Oh, am I?
I just wanted you to have more fun ~
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>>2015053
Lynette was kinda close, no?
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>>2015073
>>2015069
>>2015053
We still need to find that female horse faunus with the "horse pussy" trait that only Todd has the capabilities to satisfy
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>>2015069
>Centaur covering girlpelvis

So... She's literally made for cucking. She has a human sized hole while the bull fucks her horse vagina.
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>>2015103
No she doesn't, it just looks really lewd when bare so she covers it.
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>>2014806

Marigold : Mind if we talked a bit before I leave?
Doc : Go ahead.
Marigold : You wouldn't happen to have a tape measure I could borrow, would you?
Doc : I've only got one, and I need it to keep these bags bound.

He points towards a bag thrown haphazardly amongst a pile of similar bags in the back room.

Marigold : Couldn't you bing it with somthing else?
Doc : Couldn't you just get one for like, two lien?
Marigold : Fair enough.

He takes another swig.

Marigold : Sooo... how do you know my parents? Or Louie for that matter?
Doc : Well, I suppose it's fair that you wouldn't remember me.

I first saw you when you were but a wee lass. No larger than the current size of your head.
You were born about a couple of years after I met your dad. Louie's the one who brought him in. Spent a day straight patching him up. As for Louie, he and I just sort of kept running into each other.

After that, your dad and I kept in touch. I gave him my services, he helped me keep working after my clinic burnt to the ground and I lost my medical license. In that order.

Marigold : Uhh...
Doc : Hey, I may have done "questionable things", but I don't turn down an opportunity to help the sick. Besides, most of my money comes from this place now. I haven't broken the oath.
Marigold : Selling antiques works?
Doc : A lot of this stuff's phoney, but eccentrics will still cough up a lot of Lien to add something to their collection.
Marigold : Then all this stuff is fake?
Doc : No, of course not. But a lot of it is.
Marigold : Would you mind if I took a look around.
Doc : By all means. Just don't dwell here too long, I gotta close up shop and fix that lock you broke.
Marigold : Sorry.

You take a walk around and come across an odd mask. Looks kind of like a piece of a skull.
It looks like it was part of a larger whole, a helmet perhaps. It's scarred and shows signs of abuse, but little signs of wear from age.
You feel an odd shiver as your hand approaches it...

A. Touch it.
B. Don't.
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>>2015103
Wait. If she has two vaginas, does she have two wombs?

Are centaurs BUILT FOR BREEDING?
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>>2015128
Ask if you are allowed to touch it.
Warn him that it might have some weird effect on you.
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>>2015147
This.
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>>2015128

Marigold : Hey Doctor Aiden, mind if I touch this?
Doc : Sure, just don't damage it.
Marigold : Alright. I might start acting a bit weird, so feel free to pull it away from me.
Doc : What're you -

You vision darkens.
You are not Marigold Valken.
Not now, anyway.

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Chapter 6 - The Good Doctor - COMPLETE!

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Songs :

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>>2015314
Uh boy.
But I see you still orientate Chapter Title and Song after the last few scenes of a chapter...

I'm going to use this nice cut and go to sleep now.
Have fun folks ~
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RWBYgt's CYOA - 3
By the Faggiest Namefag.

Chapter S1

Load Game?

Y
N
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>>2015314
Oh baby!

>>2015445
Do we have enough people to load?
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>>2015482
If there's like 2 people, I'm down.
If it's just one, we'll still do it.
This is a Side chapter.
Hence the S.
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>>2015445
Y
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>>2015520
Then lets bloo this
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>>2015445

You are not Marigold Valken.
You're not even a girl.
You're -
Not supposed to disclose your name.
That's why you got a codename before this op started.

Meanwhile, in an airship approaching Menagerie...

~Jitterbug~
*Clap, clap*
~Jitterbug~
*Clap, clap*
~Jitterbug~
*Clap, clap*
~Jitterbug~
*Clap, clap*

And the music is interrupted by beeping on your commlink.
They could just start feeding audio into your headwear if they wanted to. Why bother with this?
That's like knocking at a door you have the keys to.

A.Keep blasting music. It's probably nothing.
B. Listen to the transmission.
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>>2015639
>B
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>>2015639
>B. Listen to the transmission
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>>2015639
B
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>>2015639

You pause the soundtrack.

"Ichtiyaar, this is CINT. Come in Ichtiyaar " you hear a woman's voice say.

"This is M- I mean, this is Ichtiyaar. Over." you answer, almost forgetting to use your codename.
"You'll be touching down on Menagerie within 10 minutes. Do you require another breifing?"
"Of course not."
"Then what are the rules of engagement?"

Oh crap.You weren't listening.

A. Actually yes, please give me another briefing.
B. Ask for surrender from enemies before engaging.
C. All non-civilians and high-value targets expendable.
D. Civilians expendable.
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>>2015824
D>C>B>A
This is Menagerie after all, it's not like they're people or anything.
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>>2015824
>A. Actually yes, give me another briefing
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>>2015824
>A. Actually yes, please give me another briefing.
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>>2015824
>A
Can't hurt right
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>>2015824

Ichtiyaar : Well... I could use another briefing.

You hear the communications stop so CINT could sigh.
At least, you like to think that's why she turned it off.

CINT : There's been plenty of confirmed reports of Faunus being smuggled off of Menagerie into the 4 Kingdoms. Testimonies point towards here.
Ichtiyaar : Uh huh.
CINT : It would be a waste to send an army here, as it would just force them to relocate. So we opted for a Huntsman instead.
Ichtiyaar : With you so far.
CINT : Your job is to confirm the presence of any such activity. You'll report your findings to us and the rest of the op will be decided on the gravity of the situation.
Ichtiyaar : Yeah yeah.
CINT : Any armed resistance fighters are to be killed on sight. Civilians are not to be attacked. Unless they see your face.
Ichtiyaar : What about guerilas? How do I tell civies from fighters then?
CINT : Anyone who treatens you with violence is game. If they're unarmed or surrendering, you let them go.
Ichtiyaar : Okay.
CINT : Minimize detection, leave no witnesses. That last part is what your semblance is for.
CINT : You have your suit, mask, swords, supply of dust, and field rations for a week.
Ichtiyaar : You mean these rubber soles you call chocolate bars.
CINT : Yes. The Schneekers.

Yummy.
The instructions they gave you sound stupid for some reason. But you're getting paid so who gives a shit.

Okay, time to open the door...
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>>2016043
It's pitch-black out.
You can still see how much of a shithole this place is.
Can't blame them for trying to leave.

It's also raining. Pouring, actually.
Man, it's almost like Mother Nature's on your side.
Their hearing and sight outta be limited by this.
Good thing this mask filters out all the audio-visual noise.
And the rain would be devastating with your semblance.

You drop down onto the muddied grass and wave your pilot goodbye.

You're rather elevated. There's a steep slope down.

A. Surf down. (tree bark)
B Surf down ( body only)
C. Walk down.
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>>2016087
C+B>C>B>A
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>>2016043
Okay, so as long as we're unidentified, they're not a witness.
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>>2016087
C>A>B
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>>2016125
So just leave our helmet on?
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>>2016087

You decide to walk on down.
You've got your music humming slightly.
Figure you may as well enjoy it while you still can.

~You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same~

Seems like there's nothing in sight just yet.
You do note that there's some sparseness to the trees over to your left.

~'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right~

[CINT] : Dammit Ichti. Turn that off.

A. 'No :^)'
B. 'Fine.'
C. 'Does it bother you that much?'
D. 'Turn it off but sing instead.'

###
Captcha was commercial trucks.
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>>2016279
A>C>D>B
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>>2016279
D>A>C>B
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>>2016279
B>C>A>D
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>>2016325
This.
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So any guesses on Itchygo's semblance?
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>>2016483
Active camo a la Predator.
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>>2016279
Why is a gguy code named "Control" being told what to do?
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>>2016494
I hope not or I'm gonna have to deal with Dryden.
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>>2016520
It's not.
;^)

>>2016279

Ichtiyaar : Alright.
CINT : Thank you.
Ichtiyaar : Wake me up before you go-go.Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo~
CINT : Wh- why you- Ugh. Nevermind.
Ichtiyaar : Hey, I know plenty of songs. You want something metal instead? Maybe some country?
CINT : What- no. Please just focus on your mission.
Ichtiyaar : But this helps me focus. If anything, you're distracting me.
CINT : I can't take this. Just call if anything comes up.

You walk towards the oddly absent trees, and find a trail on the ground.

Ichtiyaar : Hmm. Yes of course.
CINT : Find something?
Ichtiyaar : These are most certainly leaves.
CINT : You-
Ichtiyaar : Crumpled up and set evenly on the ground. These were set here by people. You can even see a crease from the footprint on one of these.
CINT : Oh, so you actually know what you're doing.
Ichtiyaar : I'm a professional 24/7, if you must know.

You follow the odd trail, and find two figures in camo with rifles.
Judging by the tusks, they're Faunus alright.

A. Take them out.
B. Tail them (keep your distance)
C. Eavestrop (get closer)
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>>2016538
B>C>A
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>>2016503
That's not what I had in mind. It's a coincidence.
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>>2016538
Archer stop. You're not wearing a tactical turtleneck.
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>>2016538
B>C>A
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>>2016562
Ye. This
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>>2016538

You figure these two might lead you to their kin.
Man, that's gotta suck. Being the indirect cause of your friends' death.
No no no. Now's not the time to be thinking of slicing them up.
That comes later.

They say some shit and start moving.
This goes on for about 10 minutes, until they go into what seems to be a small, man-made cavern.
There's some foliage covering up the entrance. This looks obvious up-close, but you ccan see this going unseen from afar.

Shit, you can't see them from here unless you go in.
This may be where they're hiding the others, or it could just be an outpost for troops to rest.

A. Sneak in.
B. Wait for them for a few minutes. If they don't come out, go in.
C. Ask CINT for help on this.
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>>2016692
C>B>A
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>>2016692
C>A>B
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>>2016692
B>A>C
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>>2016715
>>2016717
>Needing help over something this simple
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>>2016692
B>C>A
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>>2016692
B>A>C
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>>2016692

Ichtiyaar : CINT, you see that?
CINT : Clear as crystal.
Ichtiyaar : What do you advise?
Get on top of the mound. The helmet's got what you'll need to listen in on what's going on in there.
Ichtiyaar : Okay then.

You do as the lady says and sprawl yourself out on top of the mound.
You could be making snow-angels like this. Or should it be mud-angels?

CINT : Now lay your ear against it. We'll do the rest.

You hear some buzzing and white noise. None of this means anything to you.

CINT : The crevice is only large enough for about a small room. No way there's anything here.
CINT : Okay, results only show two voices there, seems they're just talking.
CINT : And now they're- Oh. Oh my.
Ichtiyaar : What is it?
CINT : Well, if you want to dispose of them, now's the time. They're unarmed and...distracted.

A. Get rid of them while you can.
B. "Spell it out for me. What's going on?"
C. Move along at the risk of having them find you later.
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>>2016837
>>2016791
>>2016789

Fuck, I started writing before I refreshed for answers. Sorry guys.
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>>2016848
A>B>C
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>>2016848
They're either pooping or sodomizing in a cave.

Fucking animals.

Kill one, torture the other for information.
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>>2016848
A>B>C

>>2016856
It's fine. Doesn't look like it will matter in the long run.
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>>2016848
Gaaaaaay.

A>C>B
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>>2016848
A>C>B
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>>2016848

Well. Time to go to work.

You hop on to your feet and draw you swords.
You set them to focus your semblance on the edge.

You run in, and immediately see the naked back of one of them. He's humping the other.
Classy folks.

You swing once, lopping off the head off one of them. You hear the area of the cut sizzle as blood tries to escape the body.

The other is startled and falls to the ground.
They're facing you.
Oh hey, it's a woman.
You couldn't tell from the huge raincoat and mask.

A. Kill her.
B. Interrogate her.
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>>2017002
>B. Interrogate her.
Then kill her.
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>>2017002
A>B
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>>2017013
Well that's the idea.
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>>2017002
B>A
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>>2017002
Interrogate, kill, finish in her

Doesn't HAVE to be in that order, but whatever.
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>>2014806
Old enough to fight and die for the sake of humanity, old enough to drink
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>>2017002
B>A
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>>2017068
We don't know Remnant's laws, and that's not even true in the US. You have to be 21 to legally purchase alcohol but can get sent off to die across seas at 18.
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>>2017002
>A. Kill her
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>>2017002

You get on top of her, your right knee on one of her shoulders, your left foot on her other shoulder.
You press the blade against her throat.
Not drawing blood, of course.

Ichtiyaar : Start talking.

She's just crying.
She's looking away from you.
She's choking on her own tears now.
Oh man, this is getting awkward.

A. Kill her.
B. Punch her.
C. Wait.
D. "Wanna sing a song?"
E. "I'm not buying it, sister. Start talking."
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>>2017091
And that's fucking bullshit.
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>>2017167
E>D>A>B>C
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>>2017167
C>D>B>A>E
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>>2017167
E>A>B>C>D
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>>2017167

Ichtiyaar : I'm not buying it, sister. Start talking.

She's still crying, but looks over once at the corpse of the one you just killed.
She looks at you with furious eyes...
...and kills herself on your own blade.

Damn. Okay then.
You figure you should dipose of the bodies.
You drag them outside and into a large puddle that's gathered from the rain.
Just take some of the powdered water-dust (about a pinch), and focus your aura into it.
Now it's got specs of red in it, with most of the dust now colourless.

You toss it into the puddle, and the bodies start to sizzle into this pink pulp.

The puddle wasn't big enough for both bodies, but as your dust began to do its thing, the bodies could be submerged in it entirely.
Now there's nothing but a greyish-pink mess.

You now toss in another pinch off dust, this one having blue specs with mostly no colour.
The gooey puddle clears up, the remains precipitating to the bottom, and seeping into the ground.

You do the same for all but the man's uniform, which you could use later.
You also found a small map in the pocket.

Well, it's almost sunrise now.
Should you wait until it gets dark again?
The rain won't subside for another two days.

A. Rest in a shelter
B. Rest in the cavern.
C. Keep going.
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>>2017365
>C>A>B
The rain should help keep us hidden
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>>2017365
C

Let's sing Doo Wah Diddy Diddy
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>>2017365

You figure you should keep on truckin' on.
With the uniform under your arm, you head down the path shown on the map...


...sunddenly, the world around you changes back to the antique store!

Doc : Hey kid, you've been standing there for like half an hour. What's wrong?
Marigold : I'm fine. Just uh... enjoying this wonderfull piece of history is all.
Doc : Well get going. You can stare at it later. It's late outside.

You head to Beacon and quickly get to sleep.

CHAPTER S1 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - COMPLETE.

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r8 my b8 m8s
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>>2017560
8/8
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>>2017560
Oh and to those who didn't catch on, Ichty's smeblance is corrosivity control.
I.e. making dust into base, acid or whatever else.
And making the blades cauterize the wounds he makes.
Now image the acid rain attack.
Or acid spit attack (hence the mouth hole for the mask.
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>I killed the thread again
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>>2017658
Why didn't we cauterize her self kill move? The pain would convince her against trying again.
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>>2017854
She yanked her neck REALLY hard.
And I may not have thought this through.
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>>2017880
I know that feel...

>Give group freedom for write-ins
>They put in "My name is dickbutt." Against a boss monster
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>>2017927
But that was the best part of the play-through.
;^)
And the whole suicide thing was all on me. Got no one to blame but me.
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>>2017988
>That was the best part

Be right back. Killing myself.
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>>2018019
Also no Toddventure tonight unless this Walmart JUST rebooted their WiFi.
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>>2018040
Confirmed no ToddTime
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>>2017927
Never give a mentalist any potentially dangerous information. That's monster encounter 101.
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>>2018313
I wonder what characters would be most effective against those monster types.
Maybe someone with doublethink like Ocelot from MGS or Atton from KotORII.
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>>2018426
TFW it was a possible path to confuse it with Peng talking at the same time.
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Dead CYOA.
Dead thread.
No tendies.
Final destination.
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>>2019016
I mean, I would post more MariQuest, but I need to sleep.
In the meantime leave feedback on both MariQueat and IchtiQuest.
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>>2019195
Feedback: shut up and do more you slut.
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>>2019195
How much does the helmet cost?
>>
I would try to start Chapter 0 of my PRSM CYOA, but I still need to do some work on the whole thing plus I've got other things taking up my time
I've at least got the basic premise down:
>PRSM are assigned by the headmaster of Haven to head to Vale to ensure preparations for the Vytal festival are not interfered with
>This usually involves skirmishes with Grimm and the occasional WF renegade
>There's a bigger criminal out there: Wolf Grey* that the WF wants dead but Haven wants alive
Control is limited to the leader by default, with everyone else acting as NPC helpers
I might allow for switching if it benefits the story
Also, never done a CYOA before, so this could all go very, very wrong if I ever do go through with it, which might be never or sometime in the future, who knows
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>>2019357
You mean for Ichtiyaar or Marigold?
Because he gets it for the op.
Marigold can ask to buy it later.
The price is something to be determined.
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>>2019419
If we do have to go back to his shop, what are his hours?
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>>2019419
Obviously the price Mari will pay is one date.
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Anyone wanna add on this?
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>>2017658
Hm.
Wasn't acid involved in the murder of Ms. Brown?
It doesn't fit everything, but is surely a clue worth looking into.
>>
>>2019195
Nicu.
But I wondered: was Ichti planned for a while or was it a spontaneous idea when we decided to Touch stuff?

And, most importantly: does Mari get a Sicker effect from her Semblance, so, if we spend enough time in the memory, will we get abilities of the one whose memory we're in?
>>
>>2020707
From the way it was introduced, itchy was planned and Dry was HYPE when we went for it.
>>
>Have to report to corporate because some chuckle fuck ripped a bag of the dog food I was moving.

20,000 pounds of this shit and they don't write off one fucking bag.

I don't even get paid for this part of "my job"
>>
>>2021209
Bitch moan bitch bitch whine.

Alright time to go back to sleep.
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>>2021209
have.
fun.
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>>2020707
I actually had the idea floating around, but only went into fleshing it out recently.
>>
Well, I don't really have a place to live and don't like my family enough to use my time off for them, so I'm gonna take the next few days for sleeping and writing junk.
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>>2024247
it's alright, we love you. we're your family.
It's all good as long as you...
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>>2024424
>>2024247
haaaaaave fuuuuuun...~
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>>2024424
>We're your family

You can't have any money.
>>
>>2024437
I don't want your money.
You need it for notebook and internet so you can write more for us.
I want your writing.
>>
>>2024449
Lewd.
>>
>>2024789
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>>2024817
I wish I could watch that.
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>>2024903
Monster Musume No Iro Nichijou oder someone fertilizing my eggs?
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>>2024913
I mean the first one but do... Do you actually have eggs?
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>>2024933
>No picture of a carton of eggs

.1/1
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>>2024933
In fact I do.
But don't get too flusteredover it..~

Also, why can't you watch it?
>>
>>2025038
Flustered over what now?

My netbook can't run video players. If it could, I'm never near a network strong enough for torrents.
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>>2025191
my condolences...
maybe read the manga, it's basically the anime, but without color and more stuff ~

(And you don't have to press "pause" to fap to a specific scene!)
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>>2025224
>Fapping to echi

Hardcore or bust.

Hand holding.
Smooching with the lights on.
Footsies
Hugging with at least 3 inches from chest to chest contact.
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

I like my lovin /dirty/.

By the way, does anyone have that list of questions I never addressed?
>>
>>2025273
S-spoiler that stuff!
3lewd5me

Ayy, if you find me hardcore stuff with Lamias I fap to that too, it's just super hard to come by.
>>
Anyone wanna resume MariQuest?
>>
>>2025437
Sure.
>>
>>2025437
Hit me up, Dr. Yden
>>
>>2025460
Aight gimme a minute while I finish up some other stuff.
>>
>Get set up and comfy
>Ready to go
>Time for Mariquest

We gotta stop meeting like this, Dryden.

>I would rather participate in Mariquest than write Toddquest

The bird of lazy is my name.
>>
>>2025528
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>2025437
>>
RWBYgt's CYOA - 3
By the Faggiest Namefag.

Chapter 7

Load Game?

>Y
N

You are Marigold Valken, a Huntress in training.
Today's schedule is a repeat of Tuesday, so you're sitting at the arena.
Some students you don't know just fought one another, but you've yet to volunteer because your head still feels weird from yesterday's... whatever that was.

Looks like there's time for another match.
Volunteer?

A. Not today.
B. Volunteer anyway.
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>>2025528
sorry m8. didn't see that till I posted.
:^(
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>>2025695
>not today
>>
>>2025695
A>B
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>>2025695
A.
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>>2025701
K.O.
Dryden wins!
CYOAnon's laziness wins too!
>>
I need to stop getting the feast sandwich whenever I go to Subway.
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>>2025754
Your ass rangling agan?
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>>2025695

You figure it's best you don't overdo it.
The last match is starting.

You look up and see Tyria facing off against Morrie.

Morrie's got this weird spear that looks like it has Doc Ock arms at the ends. Except the ends of the arms arer flat.
The "shaft" of the spear is made of a series of wires that can either bend or straighten out.
Probably uses his semblance for that.

Tyria has those two oddly-shaped swords of hers.
They're curved, but the sharp-edged part just out of the main limb, in a sort of "S" shape.

The students are placing bets.

Irving : Betting on anyone, Valken?

A. Bet on Morrie. (50 lien)
B. Bet on Morrie (no money)
C. Bet on Tyria (50 lien)
D. Bet on Tyria (no money)
E. No betting.
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>>2025781
No, but I've put on about 6 pounds.
>>
>>2025819
E>D>B>C>A

Gotta save up so we can buy that helmet.
>>
>>2025819
D>B>E>C>A
Team solidarity
>>
>>2025819
D>E>A>B>C
>>
>>2025819
D>E>C>B>A
>>
>>2025834
Maybe you're just pregnant.
Dunno, maybe all that heartbrake gave you the antichrist
>>
>>2025834
In muscle mass, right?
Right?
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>>2025856
I'm not pragnet.

I checked.
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>>2025858
MORE LIKE IN PURE DICK.

HAH. HAH. HAH.


No, it's definitely fat.

Or just junk in my colon.

I did weigh myself while I was sick/dehydrated/blowing fluid out of both of my holes

So I've probably only really gained like 2 pounds.
>>
>>2025860
The good old way or the shitty new way?
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>>2025881
What are both of those ways?

Because as I understand it, there are many MANY ways of checking for pregnancy.
>>
>>2025979
I meant checking that you're not pregnant.
The old one is a hefty kick to the belly.
The new one a pregnancy test.
>>
>>2025819

Marigold : I'm not putting any money down, but I'm fairly confident Tyria will win.

Irving writes that down and returns to his seat.

Laurel : Knock 'em dead, Ty!
Bertilak : Come ooon Morraaaayyy.

The match begins!

Ty begins by dashing forward, with one sword at her side, the other in front, ready to parry.
Morrie hopped back and whipped his weapon forward. The reach advantage allowed him to get a hit in without putting himself in her reach.

She recovers quickly, joining her weapons together into the ranged form and firing away.
Now Morrie has to keep strafing. His ranged attacks require preparation, so he has to close the gap to get back the advantage, or risk getting hit while he prepares.

He looks like he just launched his weapon forward like a javelin, but he kept holding on with one hand. The spear part stretched to allow this.
Now he launches himself forward, and Ty and Morrie start of a flurry of attacks.

There's a break in the mess of a fight going on, as Ty sweeps Morrie's feet with her leg.
She's about to strike, but Morrie's weapon bends such that the two "Limbs" are now covering him.
Ty's attack doesn't get through.

[cont'd]
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>>2025987
...Well I suppose if it's in the right trimester, a kick like that would terminate... Or at the very least cause a severe birth defect.
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>>2026001

She hooks the libs and yanks towards herself, pulling Morrie up.
Seems she set up some sand under her feet while Morrie was defending himself, so he stumbles as he tries to regain his footing.

She got two good hits in.
And keeps on giving.
She's not letting him recover.
But he does eventually.

Now Morrie's weapon begins to jab at Ty, keeping her away.
But she used that same stream of sand to slide as she ran towards Morrie to get him by surprise.

And as she's about to attack again...
...Morrie blocks her with one of his knives!

His spear consricts around her and he tosses her away. She had to use a platform made of sand to keep herself from falling out of the edges of the ring.

Now Morrie's weapon has the knives embedded in it, and he begins yet another flurry of attacks.

This time, Ty loses the exhange, and has to reatreat.
Which gives her opponent the chance to fire away one of those knives with a distvial in the handle.
She's stuck because of the ice that's formed around her legs.
And Morrie finishes it by smashing his weapon over her.

WINNER : Morrie Mountbatten. 27%
Tyria Malthus : 14%

Bertilak : Woo hoo! Way to even the score.

Goodwitch : You are dismissed.

The two shake hands, and awkwardly shuffle away from each other.

Anyone you want to talk to first before heading out?
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>>2026092
Welp. We've got to discuss Ty's punishment game.

I say she needs to be shaven.
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>>2026092
Fuck, so many typos.
brb commiting sudoku.
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>>2026092
Talk to Tyr
"Desert Eagle. That's how our Combo attack will be called"
(And the ship~)
>>
>>2026092
###
MariQuest is put on hold due to technical difficulties.
And by technical difficulties, I mean I'm dying.
###
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>>2026246
Don't die, Dry.


Looks like it's time to get over your laziness, CYOAnon.
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>>2026259
Nigga if I wanted to, I'd have told you all to fgo annoy CYOAnon.
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>>2026288
As if anyone needs a prompt for that.
>>
>>2026259
>>2026326
Okay, looks like it's not all bad.
I should be able to resume in 20 minutes.
On phone now.
>>
ToddTime in 5 Namekian minutes.

Someone get me that list of questions that I didn't respond to please.
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>>2026371
>>2026378
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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>>2026371
Heh.

Good thing Namekian minutes are so long.

(Especially since I meant 2 hours)
>>
>>2026384
Nah, i'll actually think about what to write while he does his thing.
>inb4 30 replies for 20 IPs
>>2026378
Is Todd a half-repper?
>>
>>2026378
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/1997389/#q2001841
Found it.
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>>2026384
Kiss Kiss ~

>>2026259
We all die.
Day by Day.
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>>2026259
I initially read that as "Don't lie, Dry."
>>2026437
ONLY LOVE IS WITH US NOW.
>>
Guise. Guise.
Dryden.
Dry.
Deery.

And worse. 'Dry' Sounds like 'drei'.
LIKE IN 'DREIECK'
GERMAN WORD FOR TRIANGLE
23. 9/11. 42.
Illuminati confirmed.

We now know your secret Dryden:
You have a magnificient big ass.
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>>2026568
That's actually not too far from the truth.
Highbar squat 200 KG (or 440 lbs for you imperials).
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>>2026709
Oh and starting in 5 minutes (earth time)
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>>2026723
Time units are independant of place, since they all derive from an SI-unit. Namekian minutes have to be specifically defined (like arcminutes) and can't just be "Minutes on the planet Namek"
>>
>>2026847
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING SHITASS TINY KEYBOARD AND GIANT FINGERS FUCK FUCK SHIT BRICKS FUCK.
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>>2026847
Is there something missing that makes the end/choices make more sense?

A>B>C if not.
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>>2026880
Tyria and Mari need to be switched

>Marigold: Hey
>Tyria: I won't get in your way. He's all yours
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>>2026092
You walk on over to Tyria and sling an arm around her shoulder.

Marigold : Desert Eagle.
Tyria : What?
Marigold : That's going to be our combination attack name.
Tyria : Oh, okay.
Marigold : Hey, don't look so down, it's just one match.
Tyria : Not feeling down, just tired is all. Thanks anyways.
Marigold : Oh don't thank me, we still have to punish you for losing. How's shaving your head sound?

You both laugh a little as you keep walking.

Tyria : Hey.
Marigold : Hm?
Tyria : I won't get in your way. He's all yours.

A .What do you mean?"
B. We're not dating.
C. I don't like him that way.
D. I prefer you.
E []Write in
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>>2026915
B>A>C>D
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>>2026915
Changing >>2026880
"What? Who?">A>B>D>C
>>
>>2026915
E>D>C>B>A
Who do you mean?
>>
>>2026915

Marigold : Who are you talking about?
Tyria : Did you honestly not catch on to what was going on?
Marigold : No. If I did, why would I ask?
Tyria : Morrie and I tried to hit it off. Things didn't work out. He obviously likes you. You like him. Do you get it now?

A. But I don't like him that way.
B. What hapenned between you two?
C. We're not dating yet.
D. I think I prefer someone else.
E. I think I prefer you.
F. []Write in.
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>>2027081
B>"I'm trying to keep my options open.">A>D>C>E
>>
>>2027081
D>C>E>A>B
>>
>>2027081
D>A>E>B>C>B
>>
>>2027186
Oops, the last B is too much, ignore that
>>
>>2027081
###
Kept you waiting, huh?
###

Marigold : Well, there`s actually someone else I kinda like...
Tyria : Oh reallyyy? Well I don't ask you for more. Just make sure you don't lead him on, okay?

You're now at the caf. There's your team all seated together. As is ALBM and LIME.

A. Sit with your team.
B. Sit with ALBM.
C. Sit with LIME.
D. Be the weird kid that sits alone at lunch.
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>>2027382
>A. Sit with your team.
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>>2027382
A. why would we sit anywhere else
>>
>>2027678
>>2027678
>No response in 10 minutes
Aaaand I'm off to take another nap.
Maybe I'll stop making all those mistakes then.
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>>2027382
>I think
A>B>C>D

>>2027841
Maybe you stop being salty and start just saying "alright, I'll continue when I have enough votes" you beautiful piece of shit.

DON'T MAKE US YOUR EXCUSE TO TAKE A NAP!
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>>2027907
But I like naps.
>>
>>2027931
Naps ARE pretty sweet. I just woke up from my nap.

I've now got a nasty headache, but the nap itself was solid.
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>>2027931
Then just nap. Without stupoid excuses.
This would boost Naps' confidences.
If they knew that you like them for who they are, and that they're not just replacements for the CYOA.

If you really like Naps, Dry.
Just be yourself.
>>
>1. Does salem know about todd
Would Salem CARE about Todd?
>2. Is todd going to become a grimm
+1 SP
>3. Are todd and peng going to continually evolve symbiotically together.
Evolution's a myth made by the Coca Cola foundatin
>4.is peng going to be able to have children?
For like the third time, Grimm babies pop from their parent's bodies.
>5.does izzys dad know about us
+1 SP
>6. Was us being blamed for the paladin coincidence or were we targeted specifically
Todd's just unlucky.
>7. Does cinder know about us
Probably all part of the keikaku.
>8.does ozpin/ironwood know todds from earth
Literally how would they know that.
>9.are any of the girls we kniw maudens or maiden candidates
A-aaaachoo!
>10.is anyone we know related to that silver eye bullshit
Buh, stahp, my nose
>11.is our semblance evolving due to todd and peng growing together
+1 SP
>12.does izzy really care or is she still using us in some way
Everyone uses someone in some way
>13.is deery using us to get into atlas/vale
+1 SP
>14.was deery and actually legit spy all along.
+1 SP
>15.is deery this thirsty.
Fuuuuuuuuck yeeeees.
>16.is caliburn an important part of remnants history
Nope
>17.are there any other ancient grimm like peng
Probably.
>18. Are people from earths souls stronger than those on remnant ir is it that earth IS remnant
I dunno, man.
>19.how many pennys are there 1,2,3?
Probably as many as they need.
>20. Is larrys semblance deduction based
Don't ask about Larry
>21.is larry the final b0ss
No, seriously
>22.is salem the final BOSS
I mean, she MIGHT be, but you'd have to ask Ruby.

Cont.
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>23.is summer still alive in this verse
+1 SP
>24.is glynda best scrub
You could say she is a scrub lord.
>25. Is anyone that tidd knows possibly on remnant.
Uh. Yeah?
>26.are there multiple todds "mercenary" todd etc.
Lol. No
>27.is salem the final B0SS
Wat.
>28. If todd unlocks someones aura will anything special happen?
Fuck if I know, try it, nigga.
>29.can todds semblance work on conceptual tools
+1 SP
>30.are thier people from other series in remnant or is it that earth is a huge slut.
Biggest slut, omg.

Total: +7 SP
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>>2028132
I think 25 is asking if anyone Todd knows from Earth is in Remnant as well.

That brings us to 35 by my count. Last time I counted we had 29, then we converted 1 to JP and spend them.
Getting close to dat sword.
>>
>>2028170
As I proposed, we only need 40 to 50 if we're smart.
>>
So, who's going to continue?
Or is everybody napping?
>>
>>2028312
I mean I'm AWAKE

But my head hurts.

Guess I can continue if people are here
>>
>>2028323
I'm here.
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>>2028323
>But my head hurts.
It could be worse.

Also, I'm present.
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>>2028128
>>2028132
Thank you cyoanon youve soothed this heart if mine.
>>
You know i wonder what type of grimm todds gonna be. Is it gonna be bleach style or is he straight up gonna fuse with peng becoming tong
>>
>>2028578
>Bleach style

I hope not.

>Todd has aura AND Grimm power

I just need to introduce a third power source and we'll have our trifecta. Then I can introduce Christian God and go from there.
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>>2028768
>a third power source
The loss of clothes
>>
>>2028768
We're gonna have to make him a maiden
>>
>>2028768
Oh... Oh no.... I didn't even think about it

>Aura
>Grimm Power
>Skills

Well, guess we can call me Kubo.
>>
>>2028824
>I even statted out Deery taking into account that her semblance would not be used in her exchange with Ironwood
>It was literally the flash step

Kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>2028768
The chosen of the voice of stripping.
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>>2028876
Embrace it now we just need a nazi expy with imagination powers abd you too can achieve kubodom
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>>2028803
maybe one of CYOAnon's secret dicerolls will make us one
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>>2028876
>It was a skill
>Todd might be able to get it
>>
>>2029006
Hah... Hah... Don't talk about the secret dice rolls.
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>>2029017
>>
>Woke up, MP3 still playing
>Midge Ure's version of "The Man Who Sold The World" was playing
Also CYOAnon, you starting yet?
>>
>>2029098
...Why would you make that connection?
>>
>>2029108
Not making connections, I just wanted to see If I should sleep for another 9 years.
>>
RIP thread.
RIP Big "CYOAnon" Boss
RIP Venom "Dryden" Snake
RIP Subway
>>
>>2029297
I'm still here, just trying to think of how to start off.

I'm guessing people still want to chat with Izzy, so I probably won't skip that.
>>
>>2029297
RIP Deery's shin

>>2029307
Don't fuck this up, we just made the most important decision of ToddQuest!!

But don't put too much weight on it, ey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaayOEIQ9Y
>>
>>2029297
And I'm here too.
I'm just thinking of wether I should contrive a way to get us out of Beacon to avoid the boring school life bullshit.
Or just fast-forward to key events.
Or just have Mari take the mask again and fall into a coma while IchtiQuest takes over MariQuest.
>>
>>2029307
Good, I've missed the cinnamon roll.
>>
>>2029335
But I like the school life ;_;
You just have to give us a bit more time during the day, so we can properly develop conversations and relationships, train, talk, fluster people.

And give us a bit tension. Maybe Leroy is salty that we rode him into the shit? He might not be showing it, but talk about it to Bert. Who then maybe tries to bully/fluster Mari for a little revenge of his own?
Or he tries to level it out, like Rufus leveled it out between Alban and Mari?

And when do we finally ask Alban out?
Or flirt with the cute tailor?

Basically, give us more time to have fun before dramatic shit starts happening.
>>
>>2029384
I've missed messing with her; too bad she's being so tight-lipped about her little bet. We survive a huge Grimm attack, get left for dead, march all the way back to Vale, get captured by and subsequently escape from terrorists; and she can't even bust out a little bit of storytime?
>>
>>2029429
I mean. If you obviously cared for someone and thought they were dead for a few days then when they come back all they talk about is some shitty assassins' ass, you probably wouldn't be in the mood either.
>>
>>2029429
>We survive a huge Grimm attack,
>get left for dead,
>march all the way back to Vale,
>get captured by
>and subsequently escape from terrorists
But Todd only told Izzy about the last too and emphasized "Fat Ass" waaaayy too much
>>
>>2029455
That's just Todd being Todd. We couldn't even shut up about Izzy's ass back when we though he was a dude. If we didn't she'd probably be pulling the "Who are you and what have you done with my idiot" card
>>2029467
>We survive a huge Grimm attack,
>get left for dead,
>march all the way back to Vale
I'm pretty sure she already knows about them; considering we never came back from a mission, and just now marched back into Vale. She can put two and two together.
>>
>>2029333
She's lucky Irondong's not a lunatic like me, or she'd have more than just RIP'd shins.
;^)
>>
>>2029335
VOTE
O
T
E

[]More school life shit.
[]Become full time, unpayed detective.
[]Let Ichtiyaar take over
[]It'stimetostop.chinchin
>>
>>2029503
We came back, said we got distracted and talked about seals for the whole time we've been talking.

Don't forget, girls have emotions.
>>
>>2029532
>[]More school life shit.
>>
>>2029503
And Todd's a fucking idiot. It's not Izzy's fault that she can't get a word in about what happened while Todd was gone because their conversation goes
>Todd it's good to see you
>OMG Izzy did you see dat ass?
>Yea.. How are you?
>Izzy. The Ass. It's fat.
>I know, I saw.
>THE ASS
>...
>Dat ass tho

>>2029532
A leading into B with another stop at the Good Doctor's for a round or two of C.
>>
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>>2029536
>Girls have emotions
>>
>#######

"Well isn't it obvious? Ass is best and a nice ass will always take you places, but..."

"But what?" Izzy knows your game, she takes the bait likely out of a feeling of obligation.

"Well the best ass belongs to the one you love. Y'know?"

"..." Izzy takes a deep breath through her nose.

Your face doesn't crack, it's coming.

"Damnit, Todd."

You finally crack, a grin crossing your face. "What?"

"You're an idiot."

"Yeah, I know."

"...And you've got a nice ass."

"What?"

"Don't worry about it."

[] We've been down this path and I didn't like the pitfall.
[] Let it go
[] Press it some
>>
>>2029556
You know, Izzy brought up the ass every time, Todd just responded in kind and defended his actions
>>
>>2029532
>[x] Become a prostitute to pay the bills while being a detective.
Best solution.
>>
>>2029612
Ah. So be Naoto.
>>
>>2029602
>[] We've been down this path and I didn't like the pitfall.
>>
>>2029602
>[] Let it go
I'm willing to give Izzy a chance, but I don't want to push it. especialy since we should probably work on more basic foundations of a relationship like trust and cooperation first.
But damn right we've got a nice ass, and Izzy has a nice ass too; we're gonna take Remnant by storm.
>>
>>2029602
"You too. Speaking of which: The uniform. What's behind that bet? I mean, I'm going to find out eventually, and if I have to defeat Chloe again to get it out of her."
>>
>>2029602
>[x] We've been down this path and I didn't like the pitfall.
>>
>>2029602
>"...And you've got a nice ass."
That was Izzy, right?
If so, press it some.
If not, then the first choice.
>>
>>2029602
>[] Let it go
Not now Izzy, I want to talk about your dick
>>
>>2029648
Oh yeah, if not the write in, then
>press it
Like I wanna press her ass.
>>
>>2029602
>[X] Press it some
Do you mean Press the Ass or just press the talk about it? Doesn't matter either way.

>>2029631
Naoto definitely has the body for it considering Dancing All Night.

Also is Thatch still around? CinderAnon here.
>>
>>2029602
>[] Let it go
I mean, we're still not all okay with Izzy. But we just got back and we're having a moment. Let's not ruin it by dropping her like a sack of potatos
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>>2029602
Damn right we've got a nice ass.
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>>2029297
>The story
>The protag we all know and love.
>The one that tries to fill his shoes pretending to be him.
>Motherbase
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>>2029898
Does this mean I get a shrapnel horn and an eyepatch?
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>>2030129
Too fond of your left arm to mention the loss of it, eh?
It's okay. I wouldn't want somebody to cut of my wife either.
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>>2030188
Right, forgot about the arm.
I just thought it would make my grip uneven, so I'd have to lose both.
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>>2029602
[1]

"Izzy, I get we're having fun, but... It's not really okay for you to joke like that."

"Ah." Izzy freezes. "I didn't mean to imply-"

"Yeah, I get it." You shake your head. "You didn't mean it like that and you were just teasing."

"Hah... Yeah... Sorry."

"You don't have to keep apologizing."

"...Sorry.'

"Izzy..." You shake your head. "So you said you didn't want to talk about the drag while you were around other people, but we're alone now and I'm gonna find out eventually."

Izzy frowns.

"I told you, it was a dumb bet. That's all."

[] Well, what was the bet?
[] Fine, but why's your helmet closed still?
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>>2030377
I thought [] Let it go or [] Press it some won? That doesn't really seem like either.
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>>2030377
>BOTH
but if we have to choose
>[] Well, what was the bet?
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>>2030377
>[x] Fine, but why's your helmet closed still?
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>>2030377
>[] Fine, but why's your helmet closed still?
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>>2030377
>What was the bet?

The following optional :
Tell me.
Tell me now, Marius.
Don't make me get the Judas Cradle.
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>>2030377
>[] Well, what was the bet?
"C'mon, it can't be anywhere near as dumb as my story."
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>>2030437
...W-what is the Judas Cradle?
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>>2030450
Google it.
;^)
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>>2030409
>>2030377
This.
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>>2030462
I-I don't want to...

>I did

Oh.

Oh dear.
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>>2030450
>>
>>2030377
>[] Well, what was the bet?
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>>2030462
welp, learn something new every day is my life's motto.
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>>2030494
Yeah, I know. It takes up so much space.
I prefer the Heretic's Fork and some rope, myself.
That's much more compact.
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>>2030377
[] Do you know where I could get one of those in my size?
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>>2030527
>Everyone think's we're wearing one in a display of solidarity with our partner
>Izzy calls us stupid, but inside she's touched by the act
>Todd just wanted to show off his Ass and Junk more
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>>2030377
>>2030405
This, were votes not in time or something?
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>>2030377

"Yeah, a dumb bet that I want to know what you did to get wrapped into a girl's uniform."

"...It's stupid, don't worry about it."

"If you want to talk about stupid stories, we could go over that ass again."

"Stop. Stop. Fine." Izzy groans. "Aquamarine was probably just doing what Jill told her... She challenged me to try and beat a grimm without my weapon or armor."

Why does that seem familiar?

"Well she had done it... Besides it didn't look tough... It was just a beowolf. We'd dealt with tons of them." She looks uncomfortable.

"Aquamarine had to step in or else it'd have been worse... But she made me stick to the bet anyway."

"...What would have been worse?"

"Promise you won't laugh."

"I mean... It doesn't sound like a funny story."

Izzy's frown deepens and she taps the back of her helmet.

She has a red mark across her nose, almost a perfect line marring her skin.

"I guess my making bad decisions gave us both scars now."

[] It's not so bad
[] I think it looks cute
[] That's messed up

----

If you need an example, Tokiko Tsumura, though the scar is about half that length. It's just the same shape.
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>>2030657
>[x] I think it looks cute
That's pretty up there on the scar lottery, all things considered
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>>2030703
Mr. "Torn away wings" wants to talk.
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>>2030657
>[] I think it looks cute
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>>2030657
Tell her it's cute. CUTE.
Not because she's Izzy, but because it's true.
Also
>Brown girl
>Horizontal scar across nose
Is she Guts' and Casca's fusion?
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>>2030721
She has neither their talent nor physical ability.

So uh... I guess the only thing she's good for is getting raped by birdman.
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>>2030657
"I think it looks cute. Also, I'll train you how to fight a Grimm bare naked some time."
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>>2030721
>Guts/Casca fusion
That's a lot of suffering
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>>2030716
Well, they're cool, not cute. and it's the implication that looks cool, not necessarily the appearance. Besides, we're not shirtless nearly enough to show it off
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>>2030753
I feel like that's a failure for a stripper.
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>>2030657
DAMMIT CYOAnon!

When I told you to push your limits, I didn't mean to make Izzy even MORE adorable!
Seriously man, I'm feeling disturbance in the M.O.E. - Forcefields.

You're going to break the universe like this.
>>
>>2030657

>[x] I think it looks cute
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>>2030657
It looks badass. Not as cool as mine, but your story is better.
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>>2030838
>Not as cool as mine

Subtle, anon.
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>>2030657
>[] I think it looks cute
I need to stop forgetting this is happening and vote. I know this won't count and it's already won, but w/e.
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>>2030657
You blink. "That's what's got you upset?"

"You better not laugh."

"Izzy, it's cute!"

"..." The scar lights up. "Shut up."

Oh my God. She got a fluster indicator.

"Would you prefer I say cool? Because it's not cool, Izzy. It's cute."

"Ugh! Shut. Up!" She snaps her helmet shut again.

"Aw." You frown.

"How did you even get separated from the others in your group anyway?"

[] Whole story (Grimm Ignore via hivemind, Lyremindreading, Oversoul)
[] Partial (Got caught out by a big owl grimm, almost died, learned a neat trick)
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>>2031019
>[x] Partial (Got caught out by a big owl grimm, almost died, learned a neat trick)
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>>2031019
>[] Whole story (Grimm Ignore via hivemind, Lyremindreading, Oversoul)
Lead by example in the honesty department.
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>>2031048
this
I mean, she already knows Peng talks to us.
Heck, Peng talked to her.
We might as well get it all out now.

But we might want to make VERY VERY SURE that NO ONE ELSE is eavesdropping.
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>>2031073
aaand I forgot to link >>2031019 for easy reference
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>>2031019
>[] Whole story (Grimm Ignore via hivemind, Lyremindreading, Oversoul)
We did cool shit and we're gonna get credit dammit. Then she can't give us shit about being late.
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>>2031019
[] Whole story (Grimm Ignore via hivemind, Lyremindreading, Oversoul)
We also learned something neat about our semblance.
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>>2031019
>Oh my God. She got a fluster indicator.
DRYDEN.
I SUMMON THEE AGAIN.
When thoust are done with thy unhuman task of capturing the seals of the deer, you might consider drawing flustered Izzy with a scar!

Tell me what sacrifices you want for that!
I can sacrifice childs of all elements (but I don't like seafood, so childs of all elements except water would be prefered)
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>>2031169
Nah, I'm too much of a lazy shit to do requests.
Anymore.
:^(
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>>2031330
>sad memeface
why do you hurt me like this?
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>>2031366
>>2031169
jk I was working on something else.
Here's a crop of it. It's someone that isn't Deery.
Does this look adequate? Should I repurpose the drawing into Deery, or make a new one similar to this? Maybe some changes?
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>>2031407
Dry.
I can ask for stuff. I am bad at deciding stuff.
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>>2031484
I'll ask again then.
Are there any changes you want to make it look like what you imagine Deery's ass looks like.Ask away.
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>>2031527
Maybe even a bit bigger...
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Another rough.
Y/N?
>>
>I get distracted by a spider man thread on /co/

>Come back to ass iterations

I mean... Carry on.
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>>2031849
Y-Yes...
I'm not even an ass-man, but this...damn, this I could get...BEHIND...
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>>2031849
I see them.
The seals.

We should use this ass as advertisement for a campaign to save the seals or something.
>>
Spider Man's my nigga. I'm sorry.

>>2031019

"Well, I was just checking around camp because I got a nasty feeling and all of a sudden, grimm just started sneaking past me."

"Sneaking? Grimm aren't smart enough for that."

"Well these ones were. Can I tell my story?"

"...Yeah."

"Thank. You."

You have a feeling Peng took the reins for a moment for that sass.

"Well they ignore me... I guess it's something to do with the weapon you gave me."

"...It makes grimm ignore you?"

"Kinda. Story though."

"Oh. Sorry."

You go through what happened in the forest with the Lyregrimm feeling like it was telling you what to do, the eventual resistance of it and the desperation of the fight itself.

Izzy is sitting silently, staring at you. "Here I lost to a Beowolf and you killed some kind of monster I've never even heard of... And what do you mean you were glowing the color of your aura?"

[] Explain Oversoul
[] Activate Oversoul
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>>2032134
[x] Activate Oversoul
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>>2032134
>Explain it
We shouldn't use it apart from when it's absolutely necessary

Because if we don't, we start to be careless about it. And that will be bad when we should be careful with it.

Also, did we tell Izzy about the horrible try to meme the Liar out?
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>>2032134
>[] Explain Oversoul
>>
>>2032134
>[] Explain Oversoul
We can show it if she still doesn't get it or doesn't believe us, but let's not risk any drawbacks when we just got done running for our life.
>>
>>2032134
>[] Activate Oversoul
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>>2032180
Yes. She wanted to complain, but we already told her to stop interrupting twice.
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>>2032180
>the horrible try
Nigga it worked
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>>2032191
I've already explained this, so I'm just gonna say it again. Oversoul does't have immediate drawbacks unless you use it at the end of your rope.

It's... Like Kaioken... Basically.

You know DBZ, yeah?
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>>2032209
Or maybe just Super Saiyan.

It's one of the two anyway.
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>>2032206
If nearly getting killed and only getting saved by Oversoul Ex Machina is "working" for you...
I don't want to see you fail..
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>>2032134
Show her the superb sandwich
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>>2032243
Todd doesn't have a Feast.
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>>2032209
Todd just got done running through the woods for multiple days after using it at the end of his rope.
I'm not saying he's at the end of the rope, but he's probably not that far. If we can explain it, then there's no need to risk it for the biscuit, but if she still doesn't get it/believe us, then we should just so she doesn't think we're crazy.
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>>2032257
No, see, the decision is using it today at all period. Like the implication is that if she doesn't believe us, we'll just go "Well whatever"
>>
>>2032257
>no need to risk it for the biscuit
that rhyma gotta be worth a JP CYOAnon, huh?
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>>2032237
If I die, I die holding my ground.
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>>2032275
If we can avoid using it, we should. But I'd rather Izzy not think we're insane if using it supposedly isn't going to hurt us.
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>>2032276
I mean I've heard it before, but y'know, whatever, take one.
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>>2032275
in that case, I'll change >>2032180 to "activate if explaining isn't enough"
we need to be sure our partner understands our capabilities to get a proper synergy in fights
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>>2032332
Now I feel guilty since I blatantly stole it from Fired Up and someone else shilled it for me.
But hey, free fake internet currency, heyo.
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>>2032347
the joke is JP are easy to get.
they're super cheap.
Just like their eponym
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>>2032347
>and someone else shilled it for me
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>>2032411
You take that back, Jill is the best
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>>2032429
That's my favorite Pyrrha image.

Have a JP.
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>>2032466
fite me
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>>2032483
Did we buy 2 power ups or 1 from Jill?
Trying to keep count. Not sure if we have 5 or 10 right now. We had 3 before we exchanged an SP iirc.
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>>2032529
n-no!
shut up! don't mention it, or else he will think you asked for the st-st-st-statspa-...OH NO HE'S COMING!
>>
I guess it does just make more sense.

>>2032134

"Well, when I got stabbed, I just kinda... Well I was about to pass out and I just didn't. I actually felt pretty amazing all of a sudden."

"...What kind of crappy explanation is that?"

"Oh I'm sorry, the esoteric soul-power that basically turned me into a holiday decoration is a little difficult to describe. Would you like a booklet on the matter?"

"...Actually, that was a much better description just now."

"...Damnit, you're right."

"So... Can I see it?"

You place both hands on your cheeks and feign fluster. "But we're not even married!"

"...Shut up, Todd."

[] Might be a good idea to practice activating it
[] Better idea to practice with it AFTER a full recovery
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>>2032615
UNNNF

Todd Colorful
Lv- 14
Xp- No.
STR: 35
SPD: 52
DEX: 92
INT: 41
A-Atk: 42+35*
A-Def: 23+10**
A-Skl: 20

*Adjusted by weapon (Variable effect: Peng)
**Adjusted by armor

Semblance: Yet Undefined (Multitool?)
Ability: Unstoppable Edge, Skeleton Key?
Defined: At the cost of aura, user may cut any object or, with a key, unlock things. Rudimentary testing reveals the density of what is being cut and the sharpness of the weapon both affect how much aura is expended.

Skills:
Insight (Basic): Gain helpful information in judging individuals drastically weaker or stronger than yourself.
Distance Running (Basic) - Stamina Boost
Survivalism (Basic) - Decreased discomfort sleeping outside of "normal" circumstances
Physiology Adjustment (Special) - Statistics may change without warning
Charm (Intermediate/Special) - Disposition improvement with females, Disposition improvement with males.
Flexibility (High) - DEX Bonus per level, Bonus to stealth, Bonus to maneuverability
Stripping (MAX) - Additional options in certain scenes
Wrestling (Learner) - Shoulder-throw unlocked, Close Quarters trip unlocked
Knife Use (Basic) - Drawing/Holstering short bladed weapons at high speed without penalty
Sword Use (Basic) - Unlocked 'Helmsplitter'
Providence Use (Basic) - Chance to slow combat to make decisions faster-than-thought.
Oversoul (Basic) - Delimit Aura expenditure for a boost of all statistics
Peng Utility (Basic/Special) - Your bond with Peng has given her insight to your needs in relation to her shapeshifting

Why do we keep making this weird?
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>>2032623
Damn, well, fuck it.
>[] Might be a good idea to practice activating it
also undress, because this way the light will pronounce our abs
>>
>>2032623
But I agree with both.
It seems like she gets the gist, so promise her that we'll show it to her after we recover a bit.

>>2032637
OK, both. So we have 5 JP then.
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>>2032637
>Why do we keep making this weird?
It's a meme you dip!
>>
>>2032623
[x] Let's practice after we get more food and some rest.
>>
>>2032667
Uhh... I'm pretty sure it's 4... Not that it matters. It's 5 now because I feel like it.
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>>2032623
>[] Better idea to practice with it AFTER a full recovery
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>>2031849
Done.
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>>2032727
I thought we had 3-pre purchase, and we just got 2.
Either way, I guess it's moot.
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>>2032740
And this reassures me in my decision to go through all this hassle with Deery.
It was worth it.
>>
>>2031407
>Filename
Is it Beth's ass?
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>>2032623
"I'm kinda worried it might be tough on me. I just got back. Once I'm rested up, alright?"

"Yeah... Say..."

"Hm?"

"...Did it look like mist rising off your body?"

"Well more like smoke... I wasn't sure how to describe it."

Izzy nods, her mouth not showing any change of expression. "Alright, well go get some sleep... But maybe a shower first."

[] Definitely a shower first
[] Nah, I haven't been in bed for days, shower after
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>>2032852
[x] Shower now.
>>
>>2032852
Let's hit those showers.
>>
>>2032852
>[] Definitely a shower first
How much distance did we cover?
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>>2032829
tits too small, hips too slim, belly too unmuscular

>>2032852
>shower

What was that about mist?
Did she mean Chloe's rage mode, or at least connected the dots?
>>
>>2032896
I believe it was 400 miles.
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>>2032896
~500 miles
>>
>>2032829
Nope.
;^)
>>
>>2032934
>>2032935
That's a long walk
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>>2032852
Does our semblance make soap smell better, or just clean more thoroughly?
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>>2032996
Yes.
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>>2032996
>tfw our semblances makes Soap smell otherworldly godlike good
>tfw we get to Soap Izzy up because she wants to smell good too
p-pls make it happen
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>>2032970
Todd just walked 500 miles
And he would 500 more
Just to be the man to walk 1000 miles to fall down at Lynn's door.
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>>2033046
You spelled "Ciel" wrong
>>
>>2032852

Alright, let's hit-those-showers!

You don't show much modesty as you start stripping your armor, tossing it on your bed as you head into the showers.

One of them is running, but the showers are segmented, so you're not invading anyone's privacy. Once inside of a stall, you immediately turn it on.

Hot water! Ohhh hot water. You missed hot water.

You feel the grime and sweat of days past start to come off.

[] Sing a shower song
[] Nah, just get clean
>>
>>2033086
>[x] Sing a shower song

See >>2033046
>>
>>2033086
>[] Sing a shower song
Obviously >>2033046
>>
>>2033086
Just get clean.
Unless the song is "Stains of Time"
In which case, sing away.
>>
>>2033086
wait, shouldn't we shower with Izzy?
what became of that?
>>
>>2033086
Just get clean
>>
>>2033086
>[] Nah, just get clean
>>
>>2033086
Oh wait change >>2033126
To sing 500 Miles by The Proclaimers.
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>>2033133
The showers in the barracks are stalls. Don't need to.
>>
>>2033086
Just get clean. I'm sure the exhaustion's catching up, and if Todd's anything like me, once he starts singing in the shower, he'll be in there until the hot water's gone.
I just realized how much of a faggot I am.
>>
>>2033214
It's only gay if you choose to make it so, Anon.
>>
>>2033214
>Implying

I do it too, anon.

Although in my defense, I don't get to shower every day and need to enjoy them when I get them.

>TFW Masturbating in a shower used by other people.

There's a reason they spray the inside with fucking bleach after EVERY use.
>>
>>2033086
>[] Sing a shower song

Fuck you nofuns
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4Ib-7fJqY
>>
>>2033105
>>2033114
>>2033173
>>2033253
That song is my greatest weakness.
>>
>>2033253
Dammit, now I can't use this in MariQuest.
:^(
>>
Do you think Ironwood takes normal sowers?
>>
>>2033279
Don't worry. There's plenty of Scottish pop bands.
>>
>>2033315
showers*
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>>2033315
...
You don't seriously want Todd to get it on with the general, do you?

Ozpin is obviously the better choice man.
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>>2033333
>those wasted numbers
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>>2033333
What a waste of a get.
>>
>>2033338
It's not a sexual question, I'm just curious because he's half robot.
>>
>>2033086
"But 'ah would walk five-hun-dred miles." you start. You wish you remembered the start, but it's been a while.

While you're musing, you hear what you believe is a girl hum the next section of the song.

"...Just to be the man who walked one thou-sand miles to fall down at your door..."

You can hear her humming against the patter of water in time with your singing.

[] Continue singing ( ) Peek on who is humming
[] Stop singing ( ) Peek
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>>2033392
that doesn't change that I want Todd to shag the best boi

also, I'd say atlas is smart enough to make the robotics waterproof
>>
>>2033476
[x] Continue singing (x) Peek
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>>2033476
>[] Continue singing ( ) Peek on who is humming
So, is this Song so good it exists in Remnant too...or did we find another earthling?

Also, I bet all my money (so nothing) that it's 3.14.
>>
>>2033476
>[] Continue singing (X) Peek on who is humming
I'm curious.
>>
>>2033476
>[] Continue singing
Todd, Todd no. You're here to get clean.
>>
>>2033501
WELL YOU'D BE FUCKING WRONG, ANON. JESUS.
>>
>>2033476
Continue, no peekaboo.
>>
>>2033532
holy shit calm down dude.
what's the matter?

show me on the doll where I touched you.
>>
>>2033552
ON MY BIG BLACK ASS, SON.
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>>2033557
In fact, I like big black asses, if they're attached to cuties.
Are you a cutie?
>>
>>2033557
Like here >>2032740 ?
>>
>>2033569
>Am I a cutie

That one anon who keeps trying to make me feel uncomfortable seems to think so.
>>
>>2033569
I'll never get over Penny eyeballing that upskirt
>>
>>2033476
>[x] Continue singing
>>
>>2033584
>That one anon who keeps trying to make me feel uncomfortable seems to think so.
Who?
Because I have a suspicion...
>>
>>2033596
We still have to get that threesome
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FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN
Give us CYOAnon back.
>>
You fucking leave Spiderman alone.

>>2033476
(2)

You continue singing, deciding to focus more on your shower than who your mystery duet might be with.

She seems perfectly content humming along with you though.

You finish your shower and dress in your ill-fitting street clothing. At least the pants still work.

When you exit into the barracks, you note a certain girl with a fuzzy head bouncing up and down. "Ya back!" She's definitely excited. You can see her ears struggling to stay down. "And ya ain't dead!"

She wants to hug you, but clearly is trying to also respect your personal space. Mel is weird.

"Yeah, I'm back. I'm also not dead. These are two things that are true."

"They're good things!" She's looking for some kind of sign to jump your shit, you just know it.

[] Open your arms a little
[] Hug her
[] Tell her it's okay
>>
>>2033935
>[] Open your arms a little
"Be gentle, I'm warn the fuck out."
>>
>>2033935
>[] Open your arms a little
Who's a good dog? Is it you? Is it you!?
>>
>>2033935
>hug her
after a few sentimental moments
>scratch her eyes a little bit
best time for that

also
>avoided Pi once again
GREAT
>>
>>2033950
worn*
Fuck.
>>
>>2033965
>>scratch her eyes a little bit
Jesus, right for the eyes?
>>
>>2033971
The accent is contagious
>>
>>2033935
[x] Hug
>>
>>2033960
>What an interesting question... What can be 'good' truly? It is a quandary of the very human condition.
>"You are!"
>What!?
>"Yes!"
>THIS IS AMAZING.
>>
>>2033978
fuck, I meant ears
>>
>>2033978
She wouldn't see it coming, and she never will again.
>>
>>2033935
[x] Open your arms a little
>>
>>2033960
Little racist here, mate.
>>
>>2033980
That's not it.
I'm just tired and squinted at my screen trying to figure out how to spell it then tried to sound it out then realized I was wrong after I hit post.
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>>2033965
>>2033978
>>2033993
jesus christ my sides
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>>2033333

FFFFFAG
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So we've been going a while and I've earned a nuggies break.

So I'll be back. Possibly with nuggets.
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>>2034162
Praise the nuggers. And spidey.
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>>2034162
>tfw the nearest place to get nuggs is almost thirty miles from where you live
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>>2034234
>tfw your parents own a bar and grill attached to your house, so you're never more than 100 ft from popcorn chicken, the superior nugg
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>>2034234
>Not havong your own chicken farm.
Knowing how to raise cocks pays off, baby ;^P
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>>2034280
I've only got a few, and they're for eggs.
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>>2033935
Mel's faunus trait should have been a tail.
>>
>>2034234
So, no nuggets for today or no CYOA for 60 miles of a drive?
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>>2034357
I'm not CYOA, I'm just hungry for nuggs now.
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>>2034367
Oh, okay.
Don't you have frozen nuggets or something?
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>>2034270
>Popcorn chicken
>Superior

Maybe on their inception, but they're overbreaded now, no juicy chicken within.

The nuggs remain. An adamant king of the processed chicken.

Also I'm back with nuggets.
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>>2034430
Nah, man. The ones my parents get are great. There'll sometimes be like one or two in a box that'll have/be mostly fat, but the rest are 100% real, succulent chicken with a seasoned coating of just the right thickness.
>>
>Not eating the superior version of chicken.
>Not wanting all those sick gains from the textureless, tasteless rubbery boiled chicken breast.
It's almost like you don't wanna make it, brahs.
>>
>>2034456
How old are you, anon?
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>>2034464
I made it in highschool. Fuck being svelte nowadays. I can get by with my being witty.
>>
>>2034467
22
I go to the local community college and have a part time job while also being their secondary bartender/cook.
>>
Thatch?
Some kind anon (not me) Made a new thread
>>
>>2034476
Current max for OHP/Bench/SQWAT/Diddly?
(Specify unit of measurement)
>tfw have to judge everyone based on their powerlevel.
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>>2034505
Never did it/Between 200-240/500-600 not counting bar/never did it

Piddledy pounds is my unit.

My tops were 260 and 800 back in highschool. 'Course that was before we knew I had an actual defect and just thought it was minor asthma. So I actually pushed myself.
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>>2034583
I'm both mirin' that squat and suspicious of it.
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>>2034617

My parents are a footballer/martial artist and a sprinter. If I didn't have a bum heart, I'd be built for lift.

But to explain a bit better, I've got short incredibly stocky legs. My knee is about the size of a baseball.
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>>2034500
It was actually me, Thatch.
Been saving that image since that Chapter with the fog bank
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>>2033935

You extend your arms a bit and Mel snaps into you with the force of a thousand angry suns.

You skid back with her about six feet.

"Oooh! Ya big dumb git! We thought ya was dead!"

"Well I'm not dead, Mel. We just went over this."

"Yea well I'm happy!"

[] Tease her
[] Don't tease her yet
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>>2034711
No tease.
Just hug her.
>>
>>2034711
>[] Don't tease her yet
Just enjoy the moment
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>>2034711
[] Tease her
>>
>Everyone wants to tease Izzy
>Next to no opportunities to
>Nobody wants to tease Mel
>Once per meeting opportunity

Stop playing favorites, CYOA.
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>>2034711
Tease her, do it
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>>2034796
I don't want to tease Izzy.

>>2034711
>Tease her
Just in case I make the time, I won't make you have to start over or anything.
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>>2034711
>[] Don't tease her yet
>>
>>2034711
>[] Tease her
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>>2034711

You sigh, giving the girl a hug. She practically melts against you, her shaking ears settling.

"Mmm..." She is clearly enjoying her hug. You can feel eyes start to settle on you. A thought of 'really long for a platonic hug' starts to hang in the air.

[] That's because it ain't platonic you punks.
[] Maybe time to be done.
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>>2034862
>[] Maybe time to be done.
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>>2034862
There is no sich thing as too much hug
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>>2034862
Maybe time to be done. We have more people to hug before bedtime.
>>
>>2034862
>[] Maybe time to be done.
But only after we scratched her ears
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>>2034862
>[] That's because it ain't platonic you punks.
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>>2034862
>[] Maybe time to be done.
Part of me says we should go with the "Never be the first to break the hug. You don't know how much the other person needs it."
The other doesn't want to lead her on.
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>>2034862
>[x] That's because it ain't platonic you punks.
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>>2034944
>Two people follow that philosophy
>Hug chicken
>They're both stubborn
>The hug lasts days, weeks, months, years
>Heat death of universe, there are still two radioactive isotopes gravitating near enough one another to maintain 1 degree
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>>2034862
>[X] That's because it ain't platonic you punks.


>>2034944
>implying we'd be leading her on

It's only leading the person on if you don't intend to put out.
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>>2034862
[] That's because it ain't platonic you punks.
Not committing to anything just yet though, even if Mel is top of my list.
Gotta sample every flavour first.
Siding with >>2034923 though, if ever there was time to scratch her ears, now is it. She needs it more than us I'd say
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>>2034862
>[] That's because it ain't platonic you punks
Mel best girl
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>>2034862
[2]
You slowly pat Mel's back. "Alright, this is nice, but if you squeeze me any harder and you might break something."

"If I break somethin, ya can't go get lost in the forest."

"Oooooohhhhkay." You wedge Mel off slowly, mentally placing her into your 'might kill you out of love' category.

You go ahead and pat her head once though. It just feels like you needed to.

She gives you a short smile and returns to Chloe, a definite spring in her step.

Definitely gonna have to watch her so you don't get stabbed one night.

It's definitely time for bed, but you haven't said hi to everyone.

[] It can wait
[] I should go see ( ) Ciel ( ) Valentine
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>>2035113
Also anyone else you can think of is technically an option, but depending on who may be difficult.
>>
>>2035113
>[] It can wait
>>
>>2035113
>[] It can wait
>>
Know what else can wait? It's freakin midnight. I'm going to bed.
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>>2035113
Go See Ciel
You guys wont ruin this for .e
>>
>>2035113
[] It can wait
It's been too long since we've slept in a bed.
>>
>>2035193
I think you're wrong.
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>>2035214
Sshh, you already ruined tze reunion with Mel and did not meet an exciting New person.

You don't know how to handle Todd.
>>
>>2035193
Maybe she'll sneak into your bunk in the dead of night.
>>
>>2035113
>[] It can wait
We are too tired to fuck anyone
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>>2035232
How was the reunion with Mel ruined? I thought it was rather sweet.
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>>2035252
>"Oooooohhhhkay." You wedge Mel off slowly, mentally placing her into your 'might kill you out of love' category.

She's Basically 'that crazy girl one should avoid' now

Reminder: Mel and the thought of scratching her ears were one if the few things keeping Todd alive and saving him.
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>>2035113
>[] I should go see (X) Ciel
Also Valentine afterwards if we have the chance, still need to get checked for faunus AIDS
>>
>>2035193
We've been running with hundreds of miles with a piece of vension on our back
As much as I want to meet Ciel I don't want us to fall asleep on top of her
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>>2035282
I mean, it's our turn to fall asleep on her isn't it?
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>>2035232
You know what'll make you feel better, anon?

At least you're not Anthony Burch.
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>>2035273
You should always be wary of a yandere, anon. That hasn't changed.
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>>2035294
I just don't want to make a habit out of it
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>>2035297
Who's that?

>>2035298
A yandere doesn't harm her love interest
Mel is just too reckless is all
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>>2035344
A yandere will most certainly harm her love interest if the reasoning makes sense to them.
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>>2035367
>yandere
>reasoning
Chose one
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>>2035388
I'm not saying it's good reason. It's just something that makes sense to them.

I still don't understand why she's tripping so hard over Todd though.
>>
>>2035344
>>2035367
>>2035388
That really depends on how crazy the yandere she is. Some of them wouldn't hurt their love interest no matter what, while others don't care whether their love is alive or dead as long as he's theirs

Problem is we don't know Mel's yandere level yet
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>>2035401
It's Todd.
Damn.
Close to EVERY GIRL is tripping over us.
Some more subtle, like Izzy, some more Direct, like Deery.
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>>2035401
If you're looking for camaraderie, Jasper Quest should fill that need perfectly.
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>>2035465
Snails replaced us. Let me know when Chaser finds a new best friend.
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>>2035473
Saoirse, wake me up from this nightmare.
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>>2035473
"Oh no, Snails, the super easy to excite girl, TALKS with someone she never Meter before. Clearly we got replaced."

It's like you want it to happen, anon.
>>
>>2035491
What? No. Snailfag till death.
>>
>>2035497
Then stop dropping your hope like it's a plate of Spaghetti.
>>
>>2035504
Hope rides alone.
>>
>>2035518
JasperQuest surprisingly tackles a lot of themes about that.
About the sun and how THE VILLAIN IS LITERALLY NAMED MOON
>>
>>2035532
And is a mind diddling piece of garbage
>>
Goooood morning folkies.
Anyone talented up?
>>
>>2037615
I know how to juggle, does that count?
>>
>>2037679
I meant the CYOA guys, but sure, juggling is Hard.
>>
>>2037615
I'm fairly certain I don't count.
>>
So if Todd sembalnce can enhance any tool does that mean that he can enhance his dick too?
It would explain why every girl want to fuck him
>>
>>2037714
Yay
>>
>>2037714
Oh. Then yeah. I'm up.
>>
>>2037747
No, we got that without enhancing. We would've felt the draw.
>>
>>2037755
Will you continue senpai?
>>
>>2037847
No.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make the twist in Ichtiyaar's story more difficult to figure out before the reveal, but not impossible.
Until then, go pester my senpai. Shoo. Shoo!
>>
>>2037896
What, that he's Morrie?
>>
>>2037896
>teasing a twist
Fuck you
>>
So who's all here?
>>
>>2037972
Isn't forced anonymity half of the draw of /trash/?

[spoiler]Deafdefiler reporting in.[/spoiler]
>>
>>2037972
+1
>>2037987
Pretty sure he meant just who's here to vote, not who you are.
>>
>>2037987
Yes. I want to know how people you fug.
>>
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>>2037972
Just woke up a while ago
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>>2038001
How many people*
>>
>At least three people

Aaaaalright then

Continue ToddQuest?

[] Y
[] N
[] I want JillQuest
>>
>>2038032
ToddQuest go.
>>
>>2038032
Y
>>
>>2038032
Do it senpai.
Please.
Please senpai.
>>
>>2038042
Inb4 Sakura reaction image.
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>>2038032
>[] I want JillQuest
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>>2038032
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>>2038045
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>>2038053
Dry is busy being a tease
>>2037896
>>
>>2035113

Regardless of who you might want to see, it's late and while you're not particularly worn out, that bed of yours looks amazing.

You make your way to it, followed by at least three people until you fall down atop it and your armor.

"Ah, let me help!" You hear two voices in perfect sync.

Mel and Izzy, if you had to guess. You don't fight them moving you around to slip your metal armor out from under you. You do note a hand takes a grab of your junk while doing so.

Oh well, throw a dog a bone you guess. Wonder if she thought it was sly.

You drift off moments later. Beds are amazing.

You come to in that white room you know is your mind, though it seems the floor is actually a distinct pale linoleum or tile now.

"Oh. I was expecting you to stay up a bit longer." Peng is wearing a sun dress. It clashes horribly with the pitch black of her skin.

[] "Trying to look cute?"
[] "Why are you wearing people clothes? That's just silly."
[] "Hey."
>>
>>2038032
>[] Y
>>
>>2038092
Dry doesn't do Jill.
Dry does Mari.

>>2038162
>[] "Why are you wearing people clothes? That's just silly."
>>
>>2038092
>He thinks Dry runs JillQuest

Mari and Jill would get along swimmingly. Jill would get flustered a lot harder than Beth.

It's forbidden love, anon.
>>
>>2038162
>[] "Trying to look cute?"
>>
>>2038092
>[] "Trying to look cute?"
>>
>>2038162
[]Hey
>>
>>2038176
>>2038177
wait...
>>2038092
fuck shit fuck
I'm sorry.

I just read a female name and didn't think about it

also >>2038192 is to >>2038162
>>
>>2038162
>[] "Hey."
>>
>>2038162
>"Oh. I was expecting you to stay up a bit longer."
SO DID I PENG!
But folks rather sleep than go see people. Fucking Shut-Ins.
>>
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>>2038092
>Thinking I do JillQuest
>>2038208
Oh nvm.
Still laughed a little. Thanks anon.
>>
>>2038162

"Trying to look cute for me?"

"Is it working?"

Oh god, she's developing resistance to flustering. She's EVOLVING!

[] Yes (Lie. Horribly.)
[] No (Truth)
>>
>>2038292
"I like you better when you're not trying to be someone else."
>>
>>2038292
[]Yes (TRUTH)
Girls trying to be cute and failing, paradoxically enough, makes them even cuter!
>>
>>2038292
>[] No (Truth)
>>
>>2038292
Seconding >>2038301
>>
>>2038301
Third
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>>2038162

"Well I guess it looks okay." You start. "I'd prefer if you were just you though."

"Oh? You want to see me naked, do you?"

You give a shrug. "I mean that's not even really your body, is it?"


"Hmm... No, I would say it is."

"But you're kinda copying Izzy, aren't you?"

"I made a choice on that, it's imprinted on me now. I couldn't change it if I wanted to. I'm comfortable with it."

"Imprinted on you?"

"It's... How I see myself."

[] You see yourself looking like a human?
[] Is that hot? It seems like it might be.
>>
>>2038582
>[] Is that hot? It seems like it might be.
It is.
Also, of course she sees herself as a human. But don't call her on that, or she might clamp up.
>>
>>2038582
>For someone so disgusted by humans (especially me) you sure seem to be going the extra mile to make me comfortable.
>>
>>2038582
Seconding >2038625 haaarrrd.
>>
>>2038582
>[] Is that hot? It seems like it might be.
>>
>>2038582
thirding >>2038625

otherwise
>[] You see yourself looking like a human?
>>
>>2038582

>>2038655
I mean >>2038625
>>
>>2038582

[] You see yourself looking like a human?
>>
>>2038784
>>2038774
>>2038655
I laugh at your suffering
>>
Votes suddenly died. Weird.

>>2038582

"Y'know, Peng. For someone who hates humanity as much as you do, you seem to go through a lot of trouble to make sure I'm comfortable with things."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Peng doesn't seem to approve of your tone.

"It's just weird. I mean... Don't you hate me?"

Peng approaches you. "I don't hate you." She puts a hand on your cheek. "Well I do hate you, I just hate you least of your kind."

"...How reassuring."

"What more could you want?" She takes a seat, the dress disappearing from her body.

"How do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Just sit on nothing."

"It's a dream, you can do just about anything."

You start to take a seat as well, a recliner comes from nothing to greet your backside.

"Oh... That's cool."

"Have you never thought about what you can do in a dream?"

[] Lucid dreaming is hard
[] Never really considered it before now
>>
>>2038797
Not so much suffering as it is the morphine not wearing off quickly enough.
But hey, whatever gets your spirits up.
>>
>>2038800
>[] Never really considered it before now

Well, I missed a vote or two because I had to take care of my dog, and just got back. So there's that.
>>
>>2038800
[x] Never really considered it before now
>Captcha was cactus
What's it mean?
>>
>>2038800
[] Never really considered it before now
>>
>>2038800
> I just hate you least of your kind.
Awww that's so sweet

>[] Never really considered it before now
>>
>>2038800
>Aww of all the Grimm in the world, you terrify me least of all too, Peng.
>>
>>2038800
>Lucid dreaming is hard
I'm only able to do it when I'm having nightmares to save myself
>>
>>2038834
I know right? Progress.
>>
>>2032740
I think we all know what the next thread's edition should be, right?
>tfw I'm on mobile
I'm sorry guys.
>>
>>2038929
It shall be done.
Gimme a minute.
>>
Thread's ready. Soon as we hit the last 3, we're hoppin on out.
>>
>>2038984
We're page 10, just do it.
>>
>>2038995

>>2039023
>>2039023
>>2039023
>>2039023
>>
>>2038800

"I don't know. Lucid dreaming is hard."

"I guess you can't do it on your own." Peng sighs. "That's alright. I'm here to help."

"If by help, you mean be condescending, it looks like you're right."

"I was joking, Todd."

"So was I. Can't you handle the bantz?"

"Don't talk like that, you sound like an idiot."

"Aren't I an idiot though?"

"When you're trying to be."

"Sometimes I think you're just trying to compliment me and don't know how."

"Who needs to compliment a human?"

"I mean you, apparently."

"Don't be ridiculous. You've gotten a little better, but you're hardly worthwhile."

"See?! Right there! That was a compliment!"

"I-it was not!"

"Admit it, you liiiiike me~"

"I would gut you and watch your entrails spill out onto the ground while I laugh."

"Uh-huh."

"I'm serious!"

"Sure you are."

"I will end you!" Peng is fuming. She even seems to have some of Izzy's mannerisms now. The stamp of her foot and stretched enclosed fists when she's upset.

[] That's enough teasing
[] NEVER ENOUGH
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