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First for Joanne

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Second for Double Bunnies

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Third for Bumblebee and hating the fact that we don't have spoiler tags

Fuck I hate people.

This fucking fat old man just walked out in front of my truck on the interstate. Looks at me like I'm crazy for blaring my airhorn.

TL;DR: I almost made fresh old man chili on the highway.

>>1998067
Too many witnesses to actually do it?
I feel ya.

>>1998067
>tfw it was a suicidal Izzyfag
also, why do you give a tl;dr for two lines?

>>1998090
I don't know, some people are lazy.

>>1998085
Well my options were:
() Paste him
() Slam my brakes and hope I don't get rear ended
() Drive over the three cars on my left

I went with the one least likely to put me in jail.

>>1998171
Damn.
I'm too afraid to even get a normal driver's license to drive a metric ton of death and destruction, I don't want to imagine driving such a beast, breaking suddenly and having several tons of shit in my back going all Newton's First Law on me.

Today, I respect you a bit more than usual.

>>1998232
It's 20,000 pounds of dog food. Saddest death ever.

>>1998285
Besides, we have to learn all kinds of Jedi driving tricks to get a Class A license.

>>1998314
Please don't drive with closed eyes.

>>1998342
>TFW I've done it before just to prove I could.

You just ride the rumble strip and you know it's k.

>>1998355
That sounds more like an instruction to anal for blind people, but alright.

>>1998369
Driving with your eyes closed is functionally the same as driving in deep snow.

(The rumble strip is the thing that is on the side of the round that sounds off when your tire rides it.)

>>1998369
>It's late.
>Ciel wants to try anal
>Too dark to see
>"Just ride the rumble strip."

>>1998428
I was making a joke about hemorrhoids...

>>1998445
>>1998447
No. Just. No.
>implying Todd needs help finding the goal in the dark
I bet he has a sixth sense for buttstuff.

>>1998447
They're no joke. I had one before.

>>1998461
Did you see that on the stat page?

>For clarity's sake, I'm gonna have to stat out what Todd can do in bed.

>>1998468
I'm sorry.

>>1998489
Put it on a seperate page, I have a feeling that list could be quite long.
Also, will Jill then sell sex-based skills?

>>1998489
I don't know, how about you post it again you filthy little pervert ~

>>1998529
...Oh I am become error...

>>1998468
Blood for the blood God.

>>1998542
It's not on my phone is why...

I should probably put the shops and stats on a pastebin...

>>1998564

Hey, just asking, what`s the scaling on the stats? Is it linear? Logarithmic? Something else?

Did you just pull numbers out of your ass or did you have this since lv1?

Did you base this off of another system?

And Dry, if you're here, post Mari's stats again.

I looove stat sheets.

>>1998586
It is loosely based off on final fantasy with max being 255.

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>>1998564
So, CYOAnon.
I know a nice port town somewhere in Vale with a nice...Inn...named "The Weary Traveler" Todd should visit sometime soon.

>>1998635
Are you sure you're in Vale anon?

>>1998611
The skill system is probably closest to the first Deus Ex game. Albeit way more freeform.

>>1998635
Todd spitroasting waitress with Qrow when?

>>1998653
pretty much, yeah, looking at how they talked about Vacuo, Atlas and Mistral.

>>1998586
Actually...
Mari's leveled up!

Choose an atribute to put the point into. At every even level of an attribute, the modifier increases, so it makes you better at tasks associated with the attribute.

STR : 16 [MOD 3] Strength. Used for melee attack power and fortitude saves. Mitigates loss of VIT.
DEX : 10 [MOD 0] Dexterity. Used for melee attack accuracy and relfex saves. Determines STA.
CON : 16 [MOD 3] Constituion. Determines Vitality (HP) and fortitude saves. Mitigates loss of STA.
INT : 12 [MOD 1] Intelligence. Determines overall academics and knowledge. Helps with reflex saves.
WIS : 10 [MOD 0] Wisdom. Determines Aura and perceptiveness. Contributes to will saves.
CHA : 15 [MOD 2] Charisma. Determines character's approchability and persuasiveness. Contributes to will saves. Mitigates cost of aura.

Current stats :

VIT : 120/120 [Used for tanking hits]
AUR : 86/86 [Used for some attacks]
STA : 77/77 [Used for performing actions.]

Saves determine your resilience to specific attack types.

WILL : 7 [Used against attacks that test your strength of will]
FORT : 11 [Used against attacks that test your body's fortitude]
RFLX : 6 [Used against attacks that test your relfexes]

Feats for this level are automaticly unlocked.

[TOUGH HIDE] : Character gains 5 VIT for every level, including levels where TOUGH HIDE was not present.
[GOLDEN FIST II] : A hybrid [LIGHT/BLUDGEON] attack, uses 20% of user's aura. LIGHT damage is equal aura spent times the WIS modifier. BLUDGEON damage is equal to aura spent times the STR modifier.

>>1998925
I'd say Charisma to increase the modifier

>>1998925
Yea, let's go Charisma.

>>1998925
Whoops. I mean Aura*(WIS+1)

>>1999155
MariQuest continue when?

>>1999212

RWBYgt's Choose your own Adventure - 3
By The Faggiest Namefag.

Save File : Marigold Valken
Current Chapter : 6

Resume Game?

Y
N

>>1999247
Yes Please.

>>1998925

By popular demand, charisma has been increased!

Marigold Valken
Muscle Wizard LVL 4

Marigold Valken
Muscle Wizard LVL 4

STR : 16 [MOD 3]
DEX : 10 [MOD 0]
CON : 16 [MOD 3]
INT : 12 [MOD 1]
WIS : 10 [MOD 0]
CHA : 16 [MOD 3]

VIT : 145/145
AUR : 98/98
STA : 86/86

WILL : 8
FORT : 11
RFLX : 6

>>1999247
Y

>>1999382
>A. Do the assignment.

>>2000017
Little late there, m8.

>>2000000

>>2000131
Fucking christ why?

>>2000141
For the same reason Dry bitched out when no one replied to his post.
This is /trash/.

So why did we bring Deery back with us again? It didn't seem like anyone wanted to fug her, and she just slowed us down.

>>2000292
Apparently people actually want to be Atlas military

>>2000400
Which is weird because losers like Jasper work for them.

>>2000292
Interrogation?

>>2000400
I kinda get that, but I just can't see it ending well for anyone. Bringing in a White Fang agent is a serious action, and will likely garner a serious response. Sure, we captured a prisoner, but we also got seduced and captured by that same prisoner which certainly doesn't reflect well on us. Now that's just one con, and there could easily be enough pros to outweigh it, such as useful information to be interrogated out of Deery. but even when she's not acting she's a pretty shitty terrorist and probably doesn't know much. Hell, we could probably give a better location for their base than she can, although they should've all bugged out by now anyway.

tl;dr I'm pretty sure Deery's more of a burden than an asset.

>>2000562
Public execution?

>>2000611
I feel like publicly exulting death is just asking from Grimm. Like sure, a good portion of the crowd will be all about it, dirty terrorist scum had it coming and all that jazz. But I feel like Atlas would be better off having a "Vet" on staff to quietly and discreetly put down their rabid animals.

Sooo...
No CYOA today?

>>2000832
Not for at least 3 more hours.

>>2000832
I was going to, but only one person answered after 20 minutes.

>>2000880
Well. Something other than Todd's Bizarre Adventure might start before that.

God damn it, all of you need to stop complimenting me, I'm getting a fucking ego

I'm trying to come up with some special skills for PRSM for when I do decide to start up that CYOA with them. So far I've only got one:
Phoenix: Determined Soul (+2 STR and +4 SPD when in a pinch)

>>2000832
I think Thatch is AWOL for a good few hours
>>2000928
I mean, if you need an ego check at least SOME of your popularity can be attributed to being the first and thus most established CYOA so you never had to compete for attention.

>>2000928
I can't think of any JoJo puns for any of the CYOAs

>>2000562
Man, I just want to get the prisoner business out of the way so we can get down to the important shit of teasing Izzy about her new addition.

>>2001053
Alban's nickname on Mari's scroll is "Jotaro"
Bert's is "Jolly Green Giant"
They're partners, so together they make "JoJo"

>>2000994
More of it can be attributed to Dryden doing art for it.

TFW Dryden made me poplar

>>2000562
>she's a pretty shitty terrorist and probably doesn't know much
So I was thinking about why they even bothered to keep Deery around and I figured, maybe we should get tested, just in case. Luckily we only used her mouth and had the good sense not to stick it in; but with a girl that kinky and lusty, in a base full of terrorists miles away from civilization.

I don't want to catch Faunus AIDS guys
>>2001053
/Trash/'s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Daffodil is unbreakable
/Trash/'s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Marigolden Wind

>>2001204
Part 1 Komme Susser Todd?

Oh. Fuck. I forgot you guys got insight and didn't do Deery's blurb.

Uhh well I'll do it when I park, bit suffice she is a LOT stronger than she lets on.

>>2001451
Oh god, that means she's even kinkier than we though too.

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>Thread got deleted so I was forced into the Catalog
Its like acid

>>2000131

>>2001087
>teasing Izzy about her new addition
I have a feeling she won't be up for a swordfight

>>2000832
I'm pretty sure Dryden is gone, and CYOAnon is starting in... uh...
You do the math >>2000880

>>2001451
I figured as much when she caught the stick

>>2001674
I'm not gone. It's just that only one person replied to the thing.
Well it was two, but then it decreased to one.

Alright, it seems there's a time slot open
FUCK THE QUEST I STARTED LAST NIGHT. It was ill planned and would have fallen apart had I continued it. Let's run a one-shot
who you be?
>Robo-man
>Vacuo Sand digger
>Random student mcstudent

What you doing?
>Fighting in the battle of the BREACH
>Fucking around in the desert
>On a mission out in the wilds

>>1998925
Okay, so our WIS needs to level up.
Golden fist currently does no light damage.
The attack doesn't seem to much better than a normal "power attack" like this.

Our next endeavor should be getting wis to 12.
We gotta keep up the "wizard" part in muscle wizard.

>>2001734
Robo-man fucking around in the desert.
Just us walking around and finding weird shit, like hidden temples, giant owl gods, and people begging for food whom we can dangle water in front of so that they will live forever.

Buckle up boys and girls im thirsty for shop points and ive came with some questions.

1. Does salem know about todd
2. Is todd going to become a grimm
3. Are todd and peng going to continually evolve symbiotically together.
4.is peng going to be able to have children?
5.does izzys dad know about us
6. Was us being blamed for the paladin coincidence or were we targeted specifically
7. Does cinder know about us
8.does ozpin/ironwood know todds from earth
9.are any of the girls we kniw maudens or maiden candidates
10.is anyone we know related to that silver eye bullshit
11.is our semblance evolving due to todd and peng growing together
12.does izzy really care or is she still using us in some way
13.is deery using us to get into atlas/vale
14.was deery and actually legit spy all along.
15.is deery this thirsty.
16.is caliburn an important part of remnants history
17.are there any other ancient grimm like peng
18. Are people from earths souls stronger than those on remnant ir is it that earth IS remnant
19.how many pennys are there 1,2,3?
20. Is larrys semblance deduction based
21.is larry the final b0ss
22.is salem the final BOSS
23.is summer still alive in this verse
24.is glynda best scrub
25. Is anyone that tidd knows possibly on remnant.
26.are there multiple todds "mercenary" todd etc.
27.is salem the final B0SS
28. If todd unlocks someones aura will anything special happen?
29.can todds semblance work on conceptual tools
30.are thier people from other series in remnant or is it that earth is a huge slut.

>>2001841
I was planning to make a list tomorrow in class.
You're doing god's work.

>>2001841
First of all, I don't think it's question time; and I think more than a few of those questions had already been asked

>>2001841
All those repeats

>>2001900
Well I mean, sure it can be question time. But I won't be able to answer them right now. Especially not if they're in a huge list format

>>2001900
Nigga better make it question time, look at this god damned effort the man put in.

>>2001883
Already got you .>>2001900
>>2001919
I tried i even look back in ye olde times to try and help out. Bear with me

>>2001731
Then fuck off already.
Goddamn.

>>2001989
Do you never get tired of this?
Because I don't.
;^)

>>2001841
I get the feeling you wouldn't get a lot of points from these. Most of them are either obvious or about plot shit that Todd has nothing to do with

>>2001963
Question time never again

:^)

>>2002129
The shop point market fell through, JP is the only stable currency now.
Sorry shopkeep, shoulda played the market better

>>2002116
Its all i could think up really.

>>2001781
Alright, HERE WE GOOOOOO

You're a robot, stranded in the desert. You awoke a while ago in the wreckage of a bullhead full of other robots, which is where you learned you are a robot, after seeing your reflection; you are white with black highlights. It seems you survived, but it took an arm and a leg. Literally an arm and a leg. You Robo Cripple now.
>FIND A NEW ARM AND LEG
>FIND AN ARM (DON'T NEED NO LEGS)
>FIND A LEG (WE ONE ARMED BADASS NOW)

CURRENT BATTERY: 67%

>>2002148
>>2002154
Here's a question for ya; Why is Jill such a massive slut for JPs?
Is she gonna buy her dad back into her life with them so she can finally marry him?

>>2002189
She needs him to out his 《Excalibur》In her 《Sheath》

>>2002224
J-Jill confirmed for incestious Cow?

>>2002158
Only a leg.

>>2002248
She might not want to sleep with him; just be with him forever. She seems a little bit of a prude.
And besides, a lot of girls have daddy issues.

>>2002286
>"Hey Izzy, what kind of cologne does you dad use?"
>"Todd what the fuck"
>"C'mon, it'll be for something rad"
>"Not happening weirdo"
>"What, you don't want to help me miss with Jill?"
>...
>"Alright, I'm in"

>>2002382
That would be a prank worth dying for.

>>2002158
Find a new arm and leg

>>2002398
Because we would.

>>2002420
That's why it's worth it.

>>2002382
Would Izzy be in favour of of Todd seducing Jill (If such a thing is even possible). Being reduced to Todd's level especially after all her attitude and demeanour would certainly knock her off her high horse. But Izzy is more possessive of Todd than she cares to admit and I can't see her risking losing Todd to Jill.

So, we all Agree we should keep Deery far away from Ciel, right?
I don't want to stand between equally extremely lewd girls fighting for Todd's attention...

Well, maybe I do, but it would be unhealthy.

>>2002490
She already lost Todd to Ciel.

>>2002496
I'm more worried about Deery kicking Ciel's ass

>>2002502
But she doesn't know it.
Thank god she doesn't know it.

>>2002529
It's a product of her own actions. I still love the cinnabon, but most other anon have moved on.

>>2002496
I think Deery can outlewd Ciel any day of the week

>>2002502
We haven't committed to anything; we're just tasting all the free samples before we decide what flavour we want

>>2002638
I think I don't believe this until I See it.
And damn, I wanna See it.

>>2002654
And one sample got dangerously pregnant.

>>2002638
I really don't like Deery, she's too lewd and plays too innocent. I think she let us go and got captured go on purpose to get onto one of our ships.

>>2002677
Nobody got pregnant. Yet. To our knowledge.

>>2002696
Lynette got diddled by the Grimm, though. Really shoulda told someone about that hole in the wall.

>>2002695
For a 'let us go' She didn't help a bit when people tried to shoot us and her.
You would think she'd protested or negotiated.

>>2002712
I think you get diddled by a Grimm for trying to fool us, Not-CYOAnon

>>2002731
Just making a prediction. Be prepared.

>>2002758
Being prepared won't shield me against heartbreak. Never does. Never did.

>>2002787
Until you see someone again, just assume KIA.

>>2002638
Ciel's lewdest moment stemmed from desperation and serious self-esteem issues. Deery is a hot mess 24/7. and I really hope she hasn't imprinted on us too much.

>>2002849
I think Deery has imprinted on us.

>>2002849
>>2002858
It's an act.

>>2002849
But we just denied her an orgasm for two days now.
We should do it to Ciel and See what Happens.

>>2002883
So next three-day weekend.

>>2002883
We didn't deny shit, she jilled off with our knee while we were sleeping.

>>2002952
But we haven't given her a healthy dose of D. Gotta baste the venison some time. Whether it's not or later doesn't matter to me.

>>2002893
Yes. And edge her a Couple of times everyday ~
We should make sure she doesn't Masturbate, although I have no idea how

>>2003053
We have Peng tie her up.

>>2003053
> only get a raincheck
> Todd is KIA for several days
> He comes back, but tortures her with orgasm denial and edging
Being Ciel is suffering. Sweet, sweet suffering <3

>>2002881
I understand your paranoia, but we have no reason to doubt the her thirst at all.

>>2003146
CYOA is a rat bastard who can't be trusted.

>>2003208
It's true.

>>2003208
True, true. But consider the following, if her intent was for us to get her to Vale, she had absolutely nothing to gain from capturing us in the first place. If she didn't intend to ride us to Vale and just wanted to capture us, she had nothing to gain from helping us escape.

She's obviously worthless scum who would have no problem with the kingdoms of Man falling, but her sex drive seems to take priority over her filthy faunus conspiracy

>>2003285
Truly, the dick is mightier than the sword.

>>2003302

Through Dick, Unity.

One nation of bitches under Dick.

Todd's dick is big enough for it's own gravitational pull - it is the sun and the ladies are the planets.

>>2003285
She'd have something to gain if she were trying to infiltrate.

>>2003337
But, soft! what dick though yonder pants breaks?
It is the east, and Todd is the sun!

>>2003337
So the ladies never Touch the dick?

>>2003376

Much like the sun, it is better to bask naked in it's glory.

Just remember to oil up, so don't you don't injure yourself from sunning too hard.

>>2003380

Well, y'know, there are some days...

I'll ask again.
CYOA
WHEN?
H
E
N
?

Forgive me if im asking a retarded question but does todd's semblance work conceptually ? I mean think about he would treat almost anything as a 'tool' for him to use and if properly intrerpreted could pull some nasu-like shit.

>>2003710
Nasu?

And what do you mean conceptually? Example?

>>2003678
I could resume Biggrill if there are at least 3 people willing to respond.
Would feel kinda weird letting one person dictate the story's flow.

>>2003285
Unless she has a skill that senses doubt, thus allowing her to quickly change tactics to get dragged along to somewhere inside the Atlas base.

>>2003777
>>2003778
Can YOU tell which one is CYOAnon?

>>2003777
I want to say "Me", but last time I did it I dozed off a minute later, because FUCK TIME ZONES.

>>2003746
Think about it for a second a key that can open anything, a blade that can cut through anything. What about a gun that always hits it target or ehancing someones semblance into the most efficient version possible. I could just be looking at it wrong though.

>>2003833
Or using a FORK as a SPOON.
Seriously, guys.

>>2003833
What would happen if Todd were to use a vibrator on someone...?

>>2003857
They vibrate so hard they orgasm as they phase out of existence.

>>2003876
We can finally get rid of Deery!

>>2003842
Woah buddy calm down.

>>2003857
A good time.

So any one want use skill synthesis and improve our game or is that just jill?

>>2003833
Well, we know it works on semblances. It works on Izzy.

>>2003928
That's just a theory.

>>2003921
That's just Jill.

>>2003941
...No it isn't?

>>2003951
Did CYOA confirm it? Either way I want to experiment more with our semblance.

>>2003943
Skill shop and skill synthesis are the same thing. The tsundealer behind the counter offered to give you some pointers on it for 1JP.

>>2003941
A Ga-...
No, fuck you.

>>2003971
>Did CYOA confirm it

He was cheeky about Izzy being surprised we used her semblance against her.

>>2003972
>offered to give you some pointers on it for 1JP
Where's the fun in that? Let's mix stripping and survivability and see what happens.

>>2004034
I have a feeling that mixing our highest skill won't be cheap, and I know a lot of people are trying to save the SPs.

>>2004034
Cost: 2JP

Confirm?

[] Y
[] N

>>2004056
>N

How much would it cost to buy both Stripping and Survivability back?

>>2004056
N

>>2004056
...
[] N
Jokes aside, our stripping is to precious to risk; at least not without the ability to buy it back

>>2004055
Or I guess I'm fucking wrong as shit.

>>2004056
N.
Even if we can buy it back, Todd spends way more time clothed, and it isn't always possible to strip right away, which would mean he's always vulnerable/weakened.

>>2004087
Stripping is a [RARE SKILL] and must be earned and leveled through use and practice.

>>2004106
Then we must never ever synth it, it's of the table.
Sorry Jill, you won't get our precious JP OR our stripping.

>>2004133
If she wants our stripping, she can have it. Just not in that particular sense.

>>2004096
Synthesis with a [RARE SKILL] will always cost 1JP per combined skill. In theory, you can combine 200 skills, it will only cost 200JP if ONE of them is a [RARE SKILL]

>>2004156
I assume that's because Rare Skill's can't be bought back, right?

>>2003777
See what I mean?
>>2004056 gets 4 responses in less than 3 minutes, and you get 0 people who want you to go on.
You're doing something wrong. And you have to stop.

>>2004176
In most cases, yes.

>>2004096
>Todd spends way more time clothed, and it isn't always possible to strip right away
I'd imagine stripping has always been an available option to us in most situations, we just have to choose to with a write-in option.
>>2004147
I'd just imagine there's a little bit of her that resents scum like us being better at her in something, even if that something is as "Lowly and shameful" as stripping. She doesn't want to strip, or see us strip; she just want to be better at it than us.

>>2004179
Quit bullying mai waifu.

>>2004179
I dunno, it sure looks like he'll always have at least you responding

>>2004096
But imagine a long drawn out fight, and as our clothing tears and exposes our body we start fighting even harder.

>>2004179
Why do you care what he does so much?

>>2004208
I'm not the guy shit talking him 24/7.
I'm just weirded out by the fact that he just repels people like this.

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>>2004179
I bet my ass that you're Dryden.

However, stop the bully or I have to shoot you.

>>2004231
Dryden usually has poor timing. When he's on at prime hours and CYOAnon isn't running ToddQuest, then MariQuest does just as well. CYOAnon was on earlier and got 1-2 replies too. It happens all the time to both of them. You can't just pick and choose data that only supports your accusation.

>>2004231
I've nothing against Dryden, his CYOA just isn't my cup of tea. The only reason I'm still here for ToddQuest is because if I'm not here for the cinnabon, who will be?

>>2004231
I'm currently in a state of sleeping for about 2 hours, then waking up for 20 minutes, and repeating that.

I cannot really say that I take part in a CYOA like that, because I don't know when I will be sleeping again. I can, however, vote on a simple choice I see.

>>2004268
>if I'm not here for the cinnabon, who will be?
Me.

>>2004297
Comrade, or Wolf in sheep's clothing? If you're a cop you have to tell me.

Speaking of CYOA. Probably another hour and I'll be ready to run. Having dinner at the moment.

>>2004312
Comrade. Swear on me mum.
>>2004316
Guess I should go home soon so I don't miss the start.

>>2004312
It was me, Austin. It was always me.

>>2004316
What's for grub?

>>2004349
Fish & chips. Not very good. I should have got spaghetti.

>>2004179
See: >>2000880

I don't want Biggrill right now because, while it's awesome, it has got nothing (especially no lewds, since, I repeat myself, I'm a filthy wanker) on ToddQust.

Could we fuse knife handling skills and providence for some sweet hack n slash mode?

>>2004268
I think even if not everyone trusts Izzy all that much anymore; but a lot of people still like her and are willing to help her, if prom was any indication. Personally it seems clear that even if she goes the wrong way about it (way wrong) she still obviously cares about us.

Besides, we have to give her shit about her dumb bet while we exchange mission stories.

>>2004179
I don't really care. I'm just doing this out of boredom, but life's getting busier now.
All in all I can see why most people don't care about my shit.
Naptime.

>>2004389
I'd say this is the main problem. Enough people like MariQuest to have run it so far, but most people prefer ToddQuest and prioritise it

>>2004408
What, like some kind of iaido?

>>2004442
I care about it.
I just care more about university.
Goodnight.

This waitress gave me her number. Do I give her a tip?

>>2004466
Hmm think if like in dead island where that chinese chick slowed down her perception of time allowing to pull of more attacks in a set moment, or as precise as possible slices.

>>2004496
Both tips bud both.

>>2004408
That reminds, since Providence use is in our skills does that mean we've jacked her Semblance and can use it our self; or is that skill just a measure of our ability to work in tandem with her Semblance

>>2004496
Yeah sure if you can spare it

>>2004517
Do we see izzy as a form of tool does that mean we can 'use' her at any time what if he gains the semblance of any person he fucks or something.

When we get the chance, we should synth our knife and sword skills. They're both basic so it won't cost much to buyback if it goes wrong, and we'll probably get a more useful skill that will be easier to level up.

>>2004496
>Just got the check
>Your server's name: Jillian

Noooooooooooooooooooooooope.

>>2004565
Cost: 12JP

Confi- Hey! You don't have enough! Get a job ya bum!

>>2004642
Hey, Hey CYOA; can I borrow some JP... I swear I'm good for it man, you can trust me.

>>2004673
Woah don't look at me, I'm strapped.

>>2004673
Ask the waitress...

You know i wonder what using providence during sex would be like?

>>2004752
I already left, but I assume she would say no and call your dick small.

>>2004973
Only one way to find out, since we can't use it when Izzy is not around...

>>2005143
Fuck Jill while Izzy watches?

Also CYOA here.

Will be starting in a few minutes.

Any purchases/Skill actions?

>>2005227
Unless I can get other anons behind me on spending SP to synth the sword and knife skills

>>2005227
That sounds unhealthy. I meant fuck Izzy.

No purchases.

>>2005240
I'm down for that

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>>2003777
>He always wants to start when I'm not here

>>2005227
>Not letting Izzy borrow Peng as a strap-on so you can bond as partners while spitroasting Jill

>>######## (Too lazy to go find the number)

"No, Deery. They'll feed you at the holding area."

You have no idea if they will feed her at the holding area, but god damnit, this is your food.

"Bully." Deery puffs her cheeks at you. "See if I let you touch my butt later."

"That's a risk I'm willing to take."

"Hum." She pouts. "You just know I couldn't say no to you, huh?"

"...Yeah, that's it."

"It's those pretty baby blues of yours."

"Uh-huh."

You get a small feeling in the back of your head, like something is wrong with this situation. Deery is White Fang, handcuffed and walking with a soldier escort undoubtedly to prison, yet she's having a conversation with you like nothing is happening. Something about her demeanor makes you wonder if there is more to it than that. You recall that sense of worry from when you first fought a semblance you didn't understand, or felt the bloodlust from that blonde. Something is definitely off about Deery.

[] "You know what's going on, right?"
[] Let it be, maybe it would be better not to bring it up with her.

>>2005410
>[x] Let it be, maybe it would be better not to bring it up with her.

>>2005410
>[] Let it be, maybe it would be better not to bring it up with her.
She's not our problem anymore. Let her rot in jail as we forget she ever existed.

>>2005410
[x] Let it be

>>2005410
>[] "You know what's going on, right?"
It's going to bite us in the ass anyway.

Also, the bloodlust from which blonde?

>>2005410
u know whats going on peg?

>>2005523
Yang.

YFW you actually were one encounter from unlocking Insight anyway

>>2005556
wait, what bloodlust from Yang?
She lusted after us, but not our blood.

>>2005556
Only bakas are one off.

>>2005565
When she was first behind us when we were considering stealing Bumblebee.

>>2004611
>tfw
"Hey Handsome."
"I'm sorry, but no. This isn't gonna work."
"O-kay...why?"
"You're called Jillian."
"Why is that a problem?"
"You remind me of a character from my CYOA, Jill."
"What's a CY-..."
"And she basically hates all men except her dad."
"Are you...saying I have daddy issues?"
"No, I'm saying Jill has daddy issues."
"But I'm Jill!"
"Exactly. Goodbye."
"What just happened?"

>>2005309
But he didn't, so you didn't miss anything.

>>2005654
oh.
ooooooooooh.
oh fuck.

>>2005674
Honestly, at the rate things are going, Mari will never even start the assignment.

>>2005410
You decide not to play your hand, you might just be imagining stuff or it might be dangerous to say something.

"Well fine." Deery slips her arm under your own, getting awful comfy against you.

You decide to just let that go as well, it's not like she isn't soft enough for the position.

You enter the camp and are surprisingly greeted by that older man who approached you back at the academy. He looks tired.

"Mister Colorful. I must say, I'm impressed with your will to survive. Is this the White Fang you were bringing in?"

He gestures to the girl on your arm.

"Say, boss." She leans into you some. "Are you curious what I did before we went steady?"

[] "What?"
[] "No."
[] "Be quiet."

>>2005859
[] Or you can guess

>>2005859
She patched herself up with explosives and is going to Bomb the Base?

>>2005859
[x] What?

>>2005895
>Suicide bomber

Neat, but probably not.

>>2005859
[] Ignore her, Answer yes to the General
Is this the part we she tries to assassinate Ironwood, and we get accused of smuggling a White Fang assassin into the city and have to go through all that interrogation shit again.

>>2005859

Wait, like what did you do as in physically what was your action immediately prior to that, or, what did you do in context of what's your previous job history?

(Probably should count that as >"What?")

>>2005859
She administered poison on her ass and poisoned us both.

>>2005950
So you're saying she's poisonass?

>>2005950
Little does she know, we've built up a tolerance to ass poison.

>>2005859
Concern level: Too high

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>>2005950
>A poison laced asshole
it slipped down our dick and is rotting our balls from the inside right now as we speak

>>2005965
No, he's saying she's an Ass-assin

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>>2006021

An ass-assassin!

>>2005933
>>2005859
This.
[spoiler]I know I'm probably too late to count.[/spoiler]

>>2005859

"Uh... Sure, Deery... What did you do before."

She smiles sweetly. "I'm glad you asked!"

She leans up, pecking you on the lips.

"It all started when I was a little girl. My parents enrolled me in Signal! I wanted to be a hunter..."

"Uh... Deery, we can talk about that later... How abou-"

"I was an assassin~"

Deery is gone!

There is a small gust of wind that buffets you.

Deery is behind Ironwood! Her shin hits dead center on the right side of his neck!

>>2006034
EVEN YANGWAGON IS AFRAID!

>>2006091
Irondaddy nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

>>2006091
Uh oh, you don't just try and kill General Irondong like that.

>>2006091
Good thing we know he survives.

>>2006091
Oh dammit. There goes our promotion.

>>2006091

> Her shin hits dead center on the right side of his neck!

>CLANG!

And that was how Deery the Ass-Assassin broke her shin.

>>2006091
Fucking called it, I should have put in a free option to anticipate and interrupt.
I'm not scared for Ironwood, he's gonna destroy her, but now we look bad.

>>2006091
I told you dipshits we should have stabbed her.
But nooooo. You had to white-knight for the fucking terrorist because she got your dick wet.

>>2006167
This.
Goddamn.

>>2006167
I just wanted the sweet credit for bringing white fang. Im not a miracle worker jim.

>>2006167
We stopped trying to fuck her ages ago, we haven't even trusted her slightly since we broke out.

>>2006167
Sorry not everyone here is a murderhobo; if we tried to stab her she would've just killed our ass out in the wilderness where they'd never find our body

>>2006167
But you had no arguments to properly back your assumptions up.
Failed.

>>2006167
I don't remember you saying that.

>>2006167
>Literally confirmed to be way above us in power level
Yeah, great plan

>>2006091
The sound of the impact is deafening. You swear you can see an image of the sheer force explode off of the opposite side of Ironwood's head.

His eyes are wide, but his pupils fuzzy. His gloved hand snaps ahold of her ankle, the grip immediately sounding cracking noises.

"Ah! Ah! What?!" Deery cries out in shock and pain, her free leg firing off like a machinegun into the back of Ironwood's head.

Ironwood does not respond, his head rocking some with each blow. You can feel the shockwaves from here.

After a moment, you see Ironwood apparently regain consciousness against the rain of attacks, grabbing hold of her properly.

"Someone get me more restraints!"

It feels like it was maybe a second or two that passed, Ironwood looks shaken, but uninjured as Deery is carried off by several armed guards.

"I assume she did nothing like that in your company?" Ironwood continues like it plain didn't happen.

[] No, sir.
[] Well she did start acting differently, but no kicking happened.

>>2006091
>"I was an assassin~"
Fucking nice

>>2006167
>Feeding Peng anything but yourself
You're the worst

To be fair, Irondong told us to have compassion on this mission. Maybe he won't be too upset with us? I'm so sorry Papa Iroonwood...

>>2006285
>[] No, sir.

>>2006284
Whole lotta good that would do her if she's asleep.

>>2006285
[x] No sir

>>2006285
[] No, sir.

Why exactly did nobody care if Deery got shot if she's such a great assassin?

>>2006285
>[] No, sir.

>>2006285
>[x] No, sir.

Additionally, holy fucking shit sir.

>>2006285
[] No, sir.

Phew Irondaddys safe jesus the legs on that girl and the neck that man must have.

>>2006285
[x] No, sir.

This is why no one trusts faunus. You think you're talking to a nice qt, then blam-o fucking fist of the north star.

>>2006344
This

>>2006310
First of all anon, we only had her asleep BECAUSE because we brought her along and got our dick wet; not to mention our weapon was busy keeping her allegedly restrained.

Second of all, you see that ninja shit she just pulled. Sleep is nothing

>>2006333
It was probably more of "What about Deery? She can handle herself"

>>2006355

She kicked him on his robot side.

>>2006300
No maybe. For sure he won't.

>>2006285
Wait, why restraints?
Can't he just pommel her until she's unconcious, and then sever her tendons so she can't move?

>>2006333
I mean.
She tried to kill a seasoned Hunter with full aura with a knee to the neck.
The White Fang haven't proven to be the smartest faunus around.

>>2006440
Sane people don't do that, he's using minimum force because he can.

goddamnit i knew it. yandeer antics incoming

>>2006474
>Sane
>Giving her the chance to try it again.

>>2006476
She was using you, anon. Just like everyone else you hold dear does.

>>2006496
What do you think the restraints are for.

>>2006496
>implying the kingdom that can transfer souls doesn't have a way to keep a failed huntress subdued and imprisoned for the rest of her life

>>2006496
But Ironwood is canon a good guy.

>>2006518
Absolutely nothing that my solution won't accomplish, and permanantly.
I'm done arguing over this.

>>2006553
Can you Talk to dead people, anon?

>>2006553
>Aura exists and heals people
>Cutting tendons anything but a unnecessarily violent temporary solution
Yeah, we know why you're done arguing about this.

>>2006578
No, I didn't say we need to kill her.
>>2006595
>Instantly heals everything
Then just cut off her hands and feet
>inb4 aura heals that too
No it doesn't.

>>2006630
>"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Borderline Color Nazi Atlas Breaks [Remnant Equivalent of Geneva Convention] To Torture Faunus Girl!"
>WF recruitment grows exponentially

>>2006630
>Then just cut off her hands and feet
>More rational when you can just restrain her
It's like you want us to be no better than the savage faunus

>>2006679
I said I'm done.
You can keep telling yourself you're right all you want. I won't bother trying to argue with someone this deluded.
>>2006729
>Treating enemies as your equals.

>>2006748
But after you said you're done, you still argued.
And technically, you still are...

>>2006285
D-do you think the general would be interesting in hearing what we've found out about our semblance?

>>2006285
"Uh... No, sir. Nothing like that."

"Right. I'm sure she doesn't know where her friends are. She wouldn't be here if she did."

"Well, they're probably gone by now, but I was at an encampment before."

"You were at a White Fang base? Is that where you found that girl?"

[] Yes (That's where I grabbed her.)
[] No (I met her earlier)
[] Well sort of (Whole story)

>>2006864
Give him the whole story.

>>2006860
I don't think anything other than "I wish I never got tired" so I could have all the time in my days.

>>2006864
>[] No (I met her earlier)

>>2006864
>sort of
But be a bit vague about the sexual Parts.
Like "I persuaded her to let me out" instead of "I rubbed her clit to let me out"

>>2006864
>[x] Well sort of (Whole story)

It's Ironwood. He's our CO and Headmaster, and the only positive male figure in our life. No lies with the Irondaddy.

>>2006864
Just tell him the whole story, he ought to know about it

>>2006864
[x] well sort of.

And don't forget the hotdogging scene.

>>2006864
>"I found her earlier, but she, along with her comrades captured me. I took her prisoner during my escape."
It's true and it leaves out the lesser details.

>>2006894
Oh come on.

"I gave her a finger gunning to convince her to let me out" sounds FANTASTIC.

Izzy or someone else we might want to bang later is not in hearing range, right?

We shouldn't Talk about the seals if not .

>>2006864
>[] Well sort of (Whole story)
Welp, time to nut up or shut up. We SAID we were bringing her back to prove to her superiors that the ass was fat.

>>2006864
Well sort of

>>2006912
This right here bub.

>>2006941
Anon, we're definitely gonna tell Izzy about the seals; it's a great story. Besides, she already knows we're a horndog.

>>2006991
It could even be cute.
"Izzy, her ass, like two Wrestling seals!"
Izzy Starts to pout.
"Got nothing on your ass, though..."

>>2007063
She's not gonna be jealous
At least not on the outside

Who the fuck is Izzy

>>2006864

You give Ironwood the whole story.

Izzy, beside you, lets out no less than five irritated groans throughout.

"And you mean to tell me you were captured... As you put it 'because 'the ass' was fat' am I correct?"

"Absolutely, sir. Like two wrestling baby seals."

"I feel we all could have had less detail about your time in the forest for your reporn-Report. However, I understand that in times of stress, ones judgement can be... Challenged."

Ironwood looks you over. "I think we'll save the rest of your debriefing for another time. You look like you could use some well-earned rest. Excellent work, soldier."

He begins walking away.

"...I can't believe you told the general that you... With her butt..." Izzy is shaking her helmeted head. "It wasn't THAT big."

"Izzy, it was bigger than my head. It was bigger than both of our heads beside one another. I don't need to hear these lies."

"And you brought a literal assassin back because she had a nice ass."

"...Let's be fair, I didn't know she was an assassin."

"Clearly, her wordplay outwitted you." Izzy chides.

"Nah, we all know I'm a sucker for a pretty face and a nice body, Izzy."

Izzy is having trouble ignoring your comment. "Can we go somewhere else? I don't really care to be in the courtyard wearing this."

[] Why ARE you in a female fitted uniform?
[] So what have you been up to?
[] You can, but sorry, I've got to check on something else.

>>2007181
Some lying bitch why?

>>2007193
[x] Why ARE you in a girl's uniform?

>>2007193
>[x] Why ARE you in a female fitted uniform?

Ironwood knows about the ass game. He's just putting on a good face, but we all know when he's alone, he's going to be like "dear diary, today the ass was phat"

So when are we gonna tell Izzy that we met Hills mother and she not like what she's been told at all?

>>2007193
>[] Why ARE you in a female fitted uniform?
And yea, sure.

>>2007257
>Hills
Is my phone fucking retarded?

>>2007204
I came to a RWBY /trash/ thread and I don't see anything even vaguely RWBY related

>>2007193
"I See you took some of my old habits. It pronounces the dick, am I right?"
And give her a broad, shit eating grin

>>2007292
That's why we're in trash, du uh.

>>2007193
[x] Why ARE you in a female fitted uniform?

>>2007292
>Vaguely

>Literally a CYOA in RWBYverse

Now I'm gonna go ahead and assume you don't know what the words "vaguely" or "related" mean.

>>2007193
>"It wasn't THAT big."
>"Izzy, it was bigger than my head. It was bigger than both of our heads beside one another. I don't need to hear these lies."
What the fuck how old is this child?

>>2007292
What did you expect /co/ 2.0?

>>2007193
>[] Why ARE you in a female fitted uniform?
Also, we should slip some affection in here; maybe just a "Sure thing partner"
She had her moment ruined by Deery, she needs some Todd

>>2007357
SecondIng the affection part

>>2007292
Would you prefer the same rendition of Fire Emblem General, Persona General, namefag circlejerks, and meta discussion about posting a fucking greentext? Stick to /co/.

>>2007357
Thirding.

>>2007333
There's nothing about the story that would lead one to thing it were RWBY unless they were told

>>2007388

We were literally just talking to Ironwood about the White Fang.

>>2007388
We literally just had a conversation with Ironwood.

>>2007388
Have you read the whole of ToddQuest?
The Archive is in the OP

>>2007388
Oh, okay.

>>2007411
Oh god no

I only lurk here for a few minutes to see if anyone's posted a story since they cause a shitstorm in the /co/ thread but it always this coya diddle do

>Barely been two hours
>Running dry already

Fucking hell, CYOA, get your shit together.

>>2007193
It's a shame we hit a growth spurt, Todd'd look great in that.

Aaaa fuck it.

Maybe if I take a day off tomorrow instead of trying to find time to write whenever I can, I'll do better when I come back.

>>2007495
It'll be fine. Unless he got kicked out of wally world, mickey d's, or wherever he chose to stop.

Would anyone be crushed if I stopped here?

>>2007537
I don't think this was bad, but alright Boss ~

>>2007549
No, maybe I can even get some sleep.
And it's a nice point

>>2007551
By better, I meant less time of me just kinda blankly staring at my screen and complaining to myself about how tired I am.

I mean I have TONS of time to sleep. I don't deliver until 1500 tomorrow and I'm 3-4 hours away.

>>2007549
I'd be kinda bummed, we just got back to Vale, the big moment

>>2007580
At least we resolved the Deery plot line for the time being. Now it's back to the daily grind of sexing Ciel and whacking off on Peng.

>>2007193

You nod, making your way back to the barracks with Izzy.

"Why are you wearing a girl's uniform anyway?"

"I made a bet with Aquamarine. Can we drop it?"

"You actually talked to a member of BTCH without someone twisting your arm?"

"Look, we got assigned to the same group. I didn't know the other guy. It was boring."

"Sooo...?"

"What."

"What was the bet?"

"I said drop it, Todd."

You start to beatbox. You're not very good at it, but enough to get your point across.

Izzy slugs your arm.

"Well in your own time then."

She takes a seat on a bench. "Y'know, you look like hell."

"I'm not the one wearing women's underwear." You pause. "Although..."

"Stop. Stop. You're ruining it for me."

"Aw, did ya miss me?"

"I'm quickly forgetting why you dope."

"Oh, well excuse me while I go be the best thing that's ever happened to someone else then."

"Sit down already."

[] Sit on her lap
[] Sit beside her
[] Sit on a box in front of her

>>2007667
[x] Sit beside her.

>>2007667
[x] Sit beside her

>>2007667
>[] Sit on a box in front of her
We missed looking at her

>>2007689
I feel I should re-make this point. Her helmet is still closed.

>>2007667
>[] Sit on a box in front of her

>>2007667

>[x] Sit on her lap

>>2007667
[] Sit beside her
>>2007691
Don't we have that cheeky helmet feature that lets us see everyone's faces?

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>>2007659
>whacking off on Peng.
That was a one time thing

>>2007667
Fuck this bitch, where's Ciel?
You were almost Satan CYOAnon

>>2007723
You do, but your armor's pretty fucked up, so it's conveniently not working.