/sug/ - Steven Universe General it never gets better editio

>>1924905
I miss TAG

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I need more sexy Pearl

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Have any interesting dreams lately, sug?

My nights have been pretty boring lately but talking about dreams usually sparks some

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>>1924915
I love all these rock.

Im a slut for rocks now...

>>1924920
Yes, I have had some interesting dreams.

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>>1920300
Anon wanted album parodies

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Come on /sug/
Tell us a little about yourself.

>Fave Gem
>Fave Fusion
>Biggest Fetish (bonus points if included su image of said fetish)
>What you're doing now
>What you're listening to now
>One thing you wish you had right now.

I'll start.

>Lapis
>Sardonyx
>Crossdressing (no image)
>Filling my SU USB back up with episodes after it was formatted
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>a loving gf/bf

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>>1924905
no, it really doesnt, but just laying down and thinking of Jasper does help

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>>1924920
I had a dream that Ian JQ was throwing jars of various sauces at David Bowie in a shopping isle. It was whole isle of them, and I think they were infinite. I don't know why the fuck I would dream that but I did.

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>missed all the pearposting
fuck ...

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>>1924934
>>1924911
i debated no answering to trick you into think i wasn't going to lurk the thread quietly for the next five hours

>>1924931
>Pearl
>Rainbow Quartz
>wincest/NTR
>watching Criminal Minds
>^
>a big ol' bag of ganja

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>>1924916
sexy poil paddles

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>>1924949

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>>1924924

>>1924920
I hardly ever dream.

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>>1924916

>>1924920
Last night I remember it being a bit too bright but there was no sun, I bit into a apple that didnt taste like anything, and I walked off a cliff, but for some reason I knew I would be just fine
Woke up with a bleeding lip and fell out of my bed
dreams are weird

>>1924945

anon is an oracle, bowie guest voice confirmed. recorded before he died.
;_;

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>>1924959

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I want to cum in her curry pot.

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>>1924973

>>1924973
do you think D-rock is a pedo?

>>1924973
They've got the bodies of younglings. This is gross.

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>>1924980

>>1924984
He draws nude young Connie getting felt up by Pearl.

Yes.

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>>1924931
>Pearl
>none, they are all equally meh
>rape
>suffering from lack of sleep
>myself breathing
>a job

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>>1924989

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>>1924951
paddles

>>1924987
Call me when you find younglings that tall and thin

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>>1924999

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>>1924949
Would you kiss her?

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>>1925008

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>>1924931
Lapis (love the lil dorito tho)
Opal
Stockings
Half-assedly working out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8
Friends online to play shit with

>>1924931

>Amethyst
>Opal
>Femdom
>Testing a private server
>Castlevania Bloodlines soundtrack
>Someone to cuddle with ;_;

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>>1925011

>>1925009
I would kiss her tummy then paddles.

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>>1925019

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>>1925027

>>1925009
yes.
>>1925022
this

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>>1924936

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>>1925032

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>>1925039

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>>1924931
>The Great And Lovable Pic Related
>Sardonyx
>QT feet + socks
>Playing Skyrim while waiting for Mac n cheese water to boil
>3 more hours before I should be in bed

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>>1925008

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>>1925043

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>>1925049

>>1924945
Dude that sounds hilarious

>>1924960
Sounds like the kind of dream you would try to derive a meaning from, but it's actually just nonsense

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>>1925053

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I want to go to bed and wake up in beach city next to Peridot.

How do I accomplish this. Please tell me. I'm tired of real life.

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>>1925064

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>>1924931
>Fave Gem
pearl
>Fave Fusion
sardonyx
>Biggest Fetish (bonus points if included su image of said fetish)
footsies
>What you're doing now
watching tv
>What you're listening to now
the show I'm watching
>One thing you wish you had right now.
someone to fug

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>>1924931
>Lapis
>Opal
>happiness
>NG+ Bl2
>A qt to watch SU with

>>1925009
yeah the middle one is realy lovely. Look at her!

>>1924992
i like ponnie

>>1925065
Apply gun directly to forehead
If there's a better way I haven't found it

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>>1924931
>a loving gf/bf

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>>1924930
>>1920300
and another.

>>1925073
Wanna fug?
I'll pretend to be Poil and give you a footjob c:

>>1925032
What's the source on that?

>>1925091
You better be a female

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>>1925089
>caring that much

>>1925091
but you're not poil anon. do you have qt feet?

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>>1925089
>he doesn't want someone to make him a sandwich regardless of gender

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>>1925097
Not the guy you were replying to but I got my first real footjob the other day and accidentally called out Pearl's name as I finished
Shit was fucking embarrassing but my friend just laughed it off

>>1925099
Did Sardonyx just came that moment?

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>>1924931
>poil
>malachite
>throat/belly bulges
>shitposting but also playing new vegas
>nothing, apparently its strange i dont listen to music 24/7
>A sugar glazed donut

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Lewd.

NEW EPISODES WHEN?

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>>1924931
>Fave Gem
Steven
>Fave Fusion
Opal
>Biggest Fetish
Herms
>What you're doing right now
Just came back from a visit to the doctor
>What you're litening to right now
Nothing, but the last song I listened to was https://youtu.be/Xi8UI2892g8
>One thing you wish you had right now
Essentially Yes box collection. I ordered it Monday night and it still hasn't arrived.

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>>1925110
Aha oh god how awful

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Why is he so cute?

>>1924945
>>1924965
I really wish that he was a guest star, hopefully they managed to record something with him.

>>1925104
I like to think I do
Are you ok with trap feet?

>>1925139
She.
Those arms are all female.

>>1924931
>That's tough, gonna go with Peri for now
>Alexandrite
>Pee desperation
>Procrastinating
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRtUTyMpZmM
>Motivation to do my shit

>>1925110
How do I acquire a friend that will give me footjobs?

>>1925142
no.

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>>1925149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvCoPHe-hfU

>>1925142
sure i am anon
>>1925110

>>1925155
tell us, for science

>>1925162
I would love a fellow trap friend to give footjobs while they give me footjobs, and we can both say our favorite gem's name when we cream

>>1925145
Arms don't have genders you dink, they're arms.

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>>1925155
>>1925138
it's extra scary cause she browses this place pretty regularly
I probably shouldn't be posting about it I'm inviting more shame

>>1925178
That doesn't answer my question you fucking FUCK.

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>>1925159
thank u anon

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>>1924931
>Pearl
>haven't really seen a fusion I liked so far
>Hand holding
>art
>Styx renegade
>a cute trap best friend that cosplays as my waifu

>>1925119
>nothing, apparently its strange i dont listen to music 24/7
Yes your personal preference of not wanting to listen to music this very moments is strange.
Don't even name a band or song you have been into for the last few days, week. or month
because /sug/ will know you're full of shit if you're not listening to it this split fucking second.

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>>1924931
-Jasper, has been since i first saw her on point eye liner and roughness
-Malachite, colors nice on the eyes and has fantastic hair
-Vanilla, those deep stares gets me good
-Laying in bed in nothing but boxers, bout to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafcPTz0454
-I dont know, someone to cuddle with wouldn't be so bad right now.

>>1925142
would you cosplay as pearl?

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>>1925178
>tfw my gf told her friend that I came on her feet
I saw him the other day, couldn't look him in the eye.
Couldn't believe he knew that about me, I wanted to die.

>>1925199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
I'm sorry

>>1924992
connie a hottie

>>1925210
I'd rather do Peri, but I could try

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>>1924931
>Peridot
>Stevonnie
>Traps
>Playing Vidja
>Super Best Friendcast
>I am entirely content

>>1925216
No prob Bob.
We all good now.

>>1925219
Connie a child.

>>1925221
Does that mean you're short and fat?

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>>1924984
Just because he has a fetish in fiction doesn't mean he has it IRL.

However, I would like to see more PearlxSteven fanart from him.

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>>1925223
>listening to a gaming podcast
I want you to hand in your perifag badge. Right now. And your weapon.

>>1925244
No, I'm about 5'9"

I'm not Poil skinny. I'd say I'm closest to Lapis in body type

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>>1924931
>lapis
>malachite, next to garnet
>none
>sitting here, thinking about stuff, blogging I guess, lamenting the fact that I had a list of stuff I wanted to do last night but I didn't do any of them, and I wanted to go to bed early but now it's nearly 6am
>some forensic show on tv in the living room
>nothing at the moment

>>1924920
couple days ago I dreamed I was hanging out with my old friends/roomates that I haven't seen in months, ending up cuddling with them on a couch watching my favorite cartoons, put my head on ~her~ lap and everything felt so sweet and good and it reignited my crush on her that I thought was long gone

Then the dream turned scary when I fell out of my moms car in a snowstorm and couldn't find her again, saw a rock golem demon man eat someone and then came after me, etc. I ate too much weird stuff that night

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How do you think Sugar felt when she saw the beautiful artwork of herself?

>>1925248
thats actually pretty funny, reminds me of the pic of lapis trying to get into the bathroom but peridot wont let her pass

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Having now watched this entire series (despite /v/'s insistence that "it's tumblr"), I have concluded my delicate thoughts on the overall experience in the form of an ebin maymay picture. Hopefully you all agree with my correct opinions.

Also, do we know when the next episode is? I didn't find anything online, so I assume not.

>>1925223
>Super Best Friendcast
index is that you?

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>>1925223
>gam bodgast
kill yuself

>>1925248
>Just because he has a fetish in fiction doesn't mean he has it IRL.
>Pedophiles actually think this

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>>1925256
Tell us about her, anon.

>>1925257
Remarkably on-model.

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>>1925268
Indexer is an Opalfag.
SBF is pretty popular, I listen to their podcast too.

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>>1925263
I just realized there are green triangles on the walls of the handship, actually, the whole thing is green.

Green Diamond BDxYD confirmed fuckers

>>1925263
Are you that freak posting all the Jaspers on /v/

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>>1925254
Make me, scrublord.

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>>1925032
Wow, that took me a while to find
http://qyyn.tumblr.com/post/116086000299/risque-messy-steven-universe-doodle-under-the-cut

>>1925270
If you honestly think that I'm gonna go fuck a real child because I fap to the thought of Steven having sex with the Gems, you're an idiot.

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>>1925277
savage

>>1925174

>tfw you've always wanted to trap but have never had the body type

If only I was slim, i'd be up for mutual trap footjobs.

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>>1925263
And another one

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>>1925256
That first part happens to me a lot, except it's with my ex that I still like because she's part of my friend group I hang out with all the time, so I see her pretty often. It's hard to get over her when I see her so often and still like everything about her

>>1925281
I posted a picture of Jasper to prove a point about character design in a Tifa Lockhart thread and then some retard flipped shit so I posted more until he calmed his tits.

Otherwise, no.

>>1925294
Well, there is a couple things I'd change. For one the teeth aren't spaced out and fucked up enough.

>>1925263
>>1925301
Remember when these used to be three pictures?

Neither do I.

>>1925263
>>1925301
Yep, basically.

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>>1925263
>Also, do we know when the next episode is?

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>>1925243
pearl thinks she's s hottie

>>1925295
Well, it's the Internet, we can pretend

>>1925322
I don't know if you know there are full size of those on drock's pixiv
But there are

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>>1925263
october, sugar is having a baby and she's on maternity leave

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>>1925330
You can't give footjobs over the internet.

>>1925337
Don't remind me ;~;

>>1925337
YES YOU CAN

WE ARE VR

>>1924920
Last dream I had, I dreamt that I was getting married
that was...something

>>1925346

No, we're /sug/ in /trash/. /vr/ is a completely different board.

>>1925346
I'm not buying an Oculus and an autoblow to play pretend with an anon.
I would just ERP like a normal person.

If I posted a thumbnail of SU scat porn, would indexer search for it, save it, and post it?

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>>1924920
>can't remember how to lucid dream properly anymore

I used to be able to do it so well. Though I've never been able to WILD- FUCK I wish I could WILD- or at least remember how to MILD well like I used to.

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>>1925358
>I would just ERP like a normal person.

>>1925271
she's tall, she loves the beach and works with piping plovers, she's a free spirit but cares about her grades a lot, she's incredibly loving and affectionate, responsible but fun, amazing laugh, weird, always makes eye contact and smiles at you, she's sporty and is good at chopping wood, loves cats and MGMT, is genuinely interested in getting to know you and your past and your interests and she makes anybody she talks to feel great

she's insanely pretty inside and out. she reminds me of a daisy, white and yellow are her colors

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>>1925364
Depends almost entirely on the quality of the image itself and the availability of the source

Also if you ahve to ask, no

>>1925369
There's nothing wrong with doing erotic instant messaging with a friend over the internet.

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Anymore art out there with Amy smiling like this?
Also less tumblr nose too...
I know she makes this face in one episode.

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>>1925370
She single?

Can/Do you contact her?

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>>1925377
I don't even have a reaction image for that

>>1925387
I don't care, it was hot and I came.

>>1925335
that's an interesting information, if you excuse me, i must go to do, um, things..

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>>1924931
Gem with actual personality and screen time:
>Garnet
Gem based solely on fanart fetish value:
>Jasper

>Sugilite
>It all comes down to Domination & Submission
>wasting my time looking at gem lewds and nothing else
>https://soundcloud.com/narsti/beastie-boys-intergalactic
>I dunno man. I wish I had an answer to this question how's that?

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>>1925393
whatever floats your goat, man
>>1925396
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=14141628
Before you choke yourself with your noodle dick trying to find it

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How long until /sug/ succumbs to pure and unvaried degeneracy in the form of trap footjob videos?

[nospoilersintrash]Not that I mind at all[/nospoilersintrash]

>>1925414
What's happening to peri

Did she eat something spicy

>>1924920
The last SU-related dream I had was that Steven became more alien and more like a Gem as he grew older. His eye colour became pink, his hair started to grow out and curl up so it became like Rose's hair (but it was still black/brown), and his genital transformed into an interconnected tentadicks and vaginas, but it still had a human-like glans penis with the exception of that it had soft spikes around the edges.
I remember Connie bring apprehensive about it, but later growing to love it. The Gems really didn't care about his penis shape, they still loved him very much and they started to love him more because his new penis was much better at pleasuring them.

>>1925383
she's (mostly) straight. only kisses girls if she's drunk. and I think she has some sort of thing with some guy right now

I talk to her in the group chat we have with our friends. she is the one I'm closest to out of that group though, so that's nice. I'm happy to be friends with her. I'm hoping to visit them soon.

>>1925414
>[nospoilersintrash]
kek

why most footfags are absolute subs?

>>1925414
That isn't even close to degeneracy.
Call me when /sug/ has a pansexual faggot orgy meetup in FL with a potluck and no condoms allowed.

>>1925428
>>1925383
>>1925370
>>1925271
Fuck off with the personal blog shit.

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>>1925414
I like girl feet exclusively, same with dicks.
Unfortunately, IRL does not have girl dicks.
>>1925437
It comes with the territory. Being stepped on and shit like that. I don't think I would like feet or futa if I wasn't a sub.

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>>1925414
when steven makes his own foot fetish website

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>>1925428
Shame.
Just stay friends with her.
Who knows, something might happen.

Good luck anon :)

>>1925414
I'm not into traps and I'm not into feet, I feel like a minority here.

>>1925437
I don't think most are.

Maybe a lot of those foot-worshiping or ball-crushing fetishists are subs, but people who are into giving or receiving footjobs could really be either outside of that specific context.

>>1925428
>tfw no GF that will drunkenly pick up cute girls at bars for threeways with you

>>1925452
You are

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What if Garnet and Jamie became fuckbuddies?

>>1925461
>they fuck while you end up just masturbating in the corner

>>1925452
At first, I only posted traps as a joke to derail threads with >he >she replies. Then I started to get into traps. Now I prefer feminine traps over real women. I'm still straight because I only really like the very feminine traps and would never do something like a reach-around or let them fuck me, so I'm not into their dick at all, but still I would take a feminine trap any day.

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Good night /sug/, see you dorks same time tomorrow.

>>1925449
thanks, it was nice to type out my thoughts like that

but nah, she's just my wonderful friend and I gotta find someone else

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>>1925460
I feel like just liking footjobs isn't any different from liking handjobs or blowjobs, I wouldn't really call someone only into footjobs a footfag.
>>1925467
Hey man, it's a front row seat to two hot girls fucking.

>>1925469
>not having the common courtesy to give them a reach around

Its only polite, you know.

>>1925263
people are still doing this sort of thing?
these are only good when they're just 3 simple pics

>>1925476
Counterpoint: It's being literally feet away from sex and not having any.

>>1925476
Feet are just long-hands for your legs, nothing too strange about em.

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>>1925487
I'm not saying I would do it, I'm too paranoid from that What-If episode of Friends.
>>1925498
Go away TP.

>>1925486
im more impressed when its just one pic, but makes too much sense
the more the less impressed
>>1925476
i dont know the difference either, just know people flip their lid when a foot is on board

>>1925502
I'm not toilet paper

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>>1925452

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So I saw this really cute trap at an auto shop the other day, turned out to be a 11-13 year old kid.
Am I a pedo now?
Need your guidance /sexy übermensch general/

>>1925555
Once you found out about his age, did you still want to fuck him?
If no, you're good.

>>1925555
I'm pretty sure there's nothing biologically wrong with being attracted to a person that's hit puberty, since that's when their sexual characteristics start to develop.
The difference is whether or not you're attracted to them because of their young age specifically.

What if all Steven/Gem fusions were really slutty traps?

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>>1925645
Fund it

>>1925645
Since Steven expresses love through fusion, it would make a Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode of the whole human race.

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>>1925645
>The gems being adults and steven being a kid gives them rockin' teenager bodies

>>1925652
>>1925660
>>1925680
Which one of them would be Connie's favourite in bed?

>>1925723
Rainbow quartz naturally

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>>1925723
Peven of course

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I want to Frot with Dot

>>1925725
>>1925726
What would their favourite sex positions be? Who'd be dom/sub? [spoiler]Does the fusions have boy parts and girl parts? [/spoiler]

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Spam me with Peridot images. Preferably with her feet. Please. :3

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>>1925852
here

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>>1925852

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Hey /sug/, finally home from work. It was a stressful night, but at least I have tonight off.

I'm up for some draw requests if anyone has them.

Also don't forget it's Shamrock Shake day! I need to go to McDonalds this afternoon.

>>1925899
Draw futa Peridot fucking Connie doggystyle

>>1925899
Jasper rubbing oil on her abs

>>1925903
No can do, anon-roo. Can't draw the futa or the lolis.

>>1925899
Fully nude Lapis and Jasper cuddles.

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>>1925899
Pearl in a pretty evening dress, ready to go out to dinner.

>>1925899
Connie asking how Steven feels having his mom inside him, with him saying that it's not so bad and that every Friday night he gets to have at least two moms in him.

>>1925914
>>1925931
Then I second this

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>>1925931
>pearl
>dinner

>>1925903

>>1925942
>Pearl
>not dinner
I'm sure she could appreciate the atmosphere of a fine venue and the presentation and preparation of a well-made meal, whether or not she intends to actually eat.

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>>1925899
Sapphire in this outfit

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What wouldn't pearl do for rose?

>>1925899
Steven wakes up and discovers that Opal was masturbating while watching him sleeping.

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>>1925972
Die with her.

>>1925972
Follow her advice and learn to love...

>>1926004
should say follow her example.

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>>1926008
>tfw pearl will never follow in rose's footsteps and get murdercocked

I bet jasper would play max payne

>>1926021
>end of series epsiode
>all laugh and and happy
>pearl bumps into camera/screen
>"oh e-excuse...."
>she blushes loose at rose or other gems
>"...me earthling...I didn't mean to I mean I'm glad.*clears throat* My name is Pearl whats yours?"

>>1926039
looks*

she falls in love with you...the viewer.

im going to bed.

>>1926028
And call of duty.

Any game with satisfying/unique hit & kill feedback

>>1926028
I bet Jasper would molest Steven.

>>1924920
ive had nightmares for the last 2 weeks consecutively
strangely they are always bad until the dream me does something to defeat them
i feel these dreams are repeats of previous ones but its a weird sort of scared feeling after

anybody got all the pages to this? Be cool if we could all read it here https://www.comixology.eu/Steven-Universe-and-the-Crystal-Gems-1/digital-comic/333885

>>1926089
Like Killing Floor 2?

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>>1925899
Steven trying to talk to one of these little guys. For reference they're slightly bigger than a child.

>>1924920
had a wierd dream about cheese wheel smuggling and robots and Notorious BIG

>>1926110
The stand or the artist?

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>>1925903
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>futa on female
>EVER

>>1926104
I guess.

Gore is its own reward. Getting harder to fulfill that instant satisfaction without being stale. Customizable weapon is one way, various/reactive death animations is another. Flashy effects/text and specific sounds and rewards is too.

>>1925899
Anon smooching gem tummy.

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>>1925105
>male
>making sandwich

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Post SU albums

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>>1924931
>Peridot. And Jasper because I want her to squish me with her hamhands
>Malachite
>rape/violence but I don't really save porn here
>getting ready for class but I woke up too early
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l3X3MgLZa0
>a drink and a non-fucked up schedule.

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I want to have a nice day at the beach with Jasper.

>>1926186
I want to brush her hair

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>>1926160
>not wanting a pizza hut in the garage

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>>1926167

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>>1926224
>me
>eating Pizza Hutt Tumor Pizza
>not eating regular Pizza masterrace

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Why didn't Greg dump Rose's fat ass for the clearly superior gem?

>>1926319
because then we wouldn't have the clearly superior gem because she would've died to make a baby

>>1926319
He likes big girls.

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>>1926319
If he had only waited a while longer he could have had the far superior gem.

>>1924920
i sleep roughly about 2 hours a night, i do not dream.

>>1926364
Imagine the Steven that would give birth to

>>1926319
Rose probably encouraged him to plow her as hard as he could. Wouldn't you like girl who can take your savage dicking without complaint? Who was okay with you indulging in her body/physical form with out hesitating or judge you?

Hell Rose so loving she make you a sandwich and feed you as if you were s Roman emperor

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>>1926382
Oh don't worry, I am.

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I want to cum on her gem.

>>1926476
Steven will.

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>>1926476
How about cum in?

>Pearl strokes your dick with her long, slender fingers.
>She puts her lips close to your ear.
"I want you inside me."
>She positions her head between your legs.
>Her gem begins to glow.
>She place your penis against it.
>Slowly, it begins to sink in.
>You can feel the warmth of the light as you slide into the inner dimension of her gem.
>She pants as every inch enters.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah."
>You grab her head and begin thrusting.
>Her eyes roll back.
"Yes, keep going. Faster. Fuck me. FUCK ME."
>Her nose pokes your butthole, triggering a rectal stimulation you have never known.
>You pour your cum into her gem.
>She pulls back.
>Your jizzed drips down her face.
>She licks it from her lips.

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Why do the Gems or SU in general drop any mention of Magic and Goddesses when they reveal they are from space

>>1926578
Magic is what you use to explain the unknown, or incomprehensible.

Magic and science are two sides of the same coin. In a way, this is why I believe in spirits.

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>>1926602
I understand but they stop referencing it all together and what about the Goddesses part were they just the Diamonds then?

>>1926623
could be, I mean the moon goddess status from like the 3rd episode actually looks a lot like that mural of Blue Diamond

>>1926576
hottt

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>>1926641

>>1926623
blue diamond controls 7 planets
yellow diamond controls 9 planets
White diamond controls 14/15 planets?
The one in the middle could represent homeworld, meaning she could be in charge of homeworld & the diamond authority.

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>>1926623
It's highly likely. Judging by Peridot's behaviour the diamond's are held in the highest of high regards. They may have just stop using the word goddess sometime after the rebellion.

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>>1926663
At the very least, that's what they were during the war. Things may have changed since then.

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>>1926641
I wonder if they will ever mention it in the show and Peridot gets confused about what they are talking about.

>>1926623
Wasn't there a gif of these where the "planets" moved and it was bigger?

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>>1925931
Have a shitty warm-up drawing.

I tried have a dozen poses and dresses but just couldn't get it right >_>

>>1926623
Random thoughts here:
Does SU reference Judeo-Christian mythos?

>The (current)Diamond Authority=The Trinity or Godhead
>Rose Quartz=Lucifer
>Crystal Gems=rebel deviant angels
>6000 year gap between the rebellion and modern day.
>End of the world drawing near in modern time.
>Cluster/Experiments=Beasts/Demons
>Homeworld's Return=Christ's Return
>Armageddon event immenent.

Therefore, Steven Universe is a disguised critism and attack on religion.

>tips fedora.

>>1926578
>>1926623
They didn't want Steven to know the truth at first. They probably just plain lied to him about gem tech being magic, both to keep him in the dark and because explaining whatever quantum fuckery that stuff actually runs on to a child would be impossible. Now that he knows they don't bother calling it magic, though Connie does still call it magic stuff.

Goddesses were barely ever mentioned even before the alien reveal. They definitely didn't want to talk about diamonds that early, so maybe they all agreed to call anything diamond related "goddess" instead. If they actually had a religion you'd think they would've shared it with Steven.

>>1926761
Maybe they already have shared their religion with him, and while Steven believes in this religion, the Gems only pretend to because it's a lie?

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/sug/ is so slow this morning..

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>>1926761
>If they actually had a religion you'd think they would've shared it with Steve

Maybe that's something else they want to keep hidden.

>>1926811
Kids in school. Men at work.

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>>1926821
I work nights, so I'm asleep during the fun time

>>1926761
You do realise there is both advanced science and magic right? Summoning a weapon seems pretty magical but it could also be science. Pearl holding tons of shit inside her gem doesn't seem like anything science could do so it's probably magic.

>>1925318
>Remember when these used to be three pictures
Sometimes you can't precisely convey everything you want to say in one image. Also you can add multiple jokes in the third panel.

>>1926821
God I need to get another job

>>1926839
Metaphysics, son.

>>1926756
i see it. though, wouldn't steven be more like jesus? the perfect union of man and god?

>>1926839
wrong. matter replication and multi dimensional storage are entirely possible for technology that has mastered hard light holograms and faster than light travel.

their tech is just so advanced that it's indistinguishable from magic. at least from a human perspective.

>>1926904
Well we're never going to achieve that, so it might as well be magic.

What if Jasper decided she wanted to be Malachite like Ruby and Saphire are Garnet so she asked Lapis to stay with her forever?

>>1926930
She going back into the ocean alone

>>1926864
The theory runs under the assumption that God is in the wrong. So Steven would be the Antichrist, whose role is misconstrued by religion.

>>1926995
i see what you mean, but i doubt that's the intention of the show.

but as long as were rolling with it, i still think steven is jesus. his whole character is about making peace and bridging differences. he is the new testament compared to the old. a peace treaty if you will, between the divine and the mundane.

>>1927015
Nah, I wasn't being serious, just indulging in a bit of apophenia.

What if Steven didn't want to suck Pearl's dick?

>>1927067
She would masturbate, crying and singing.

>>1927067
I'd drop the show.

There are 40 or so TRUE /sug/ers in the world. The ones who migrated from /co/ on top being here even deep into hiatus even on slow days

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>>1927123
What reason do I have to live besides shitposting in /sug/? A lot actually, but my life would be empty and devoid of happiness without it

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18 days until

>>1927141
Same here buttbuddy

>>1927142
You know nobody believes your shitty "leaks", right?

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Ian is at a convention today right? Somebody should congratulate him on Sugar's pregnancy, it would be really nice for him to hear that

>>1927123
It is just a slow morning, soon all the poster will be around, I kind of agree with >>1927141 the difference is that instead of shitpost I do some drawings

>>1927162
>Ian is at a convention today right?
So we can fall on our knees and wail "WHERE IS NEW EPISODES, TELL US!!!"?

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Hello /sug/!

Have you taken your medication today? Did you get enough sleep? Have you been eating enough and are you drinking water regularly? Have you taken a show in the last few days?

If you haven't, please make sure you take care of yourself. If you feel unsafe around yourself, please call somebody and go to somewhere you do feel safe.

Have a nice day, here's some sexy Yellow Diamond for you!

>>1927209
Good morning, Motivator-san!

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>>1927220
Alas, I am not the motivator, only another positive person. But good morning to you as well!

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>>1927240
It is okay senpai

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Sex talk and lewd is rampant here, but let me ask:

Could you, personally, court a Gem? Could you woo her into having sex with you?

Who? How? Favorite position?

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>>1927264
I can't even court a human female, there's no way I could seduce an alien.

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>>1927273
If Greg could do it then so can I

>>1927264
I can try.
Peridot, several gifts and favors, reverse/cowgirl.

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>>1927264
Probably not, I'm way too awkward to do it but we could start as friends and I'm kinda good at hinting shit so...

Two most probably choices:
>Pearl, with which I could hold an intelligent conversation and we're pretty alike in personality, sex would be the good ol' missionary
>Jasper, I'm a pretty tactical person so it would be easy with her about her interests, of war and history and shit like that, I would enjoy greatly to be pegged senseless by her

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>>1924931
>Fave Gem
Pearl/Jasper
>Fave Fusion
Opal
>Biggest Fetish (bonus points if included su image of said fetish)
Biting/Rough sex
>What you're doing now
In class
>What you're listening to now
Cash by Pink Floyd
>One thing you wish you had right now.
A loving gf/bf, senpai

>>1927209
Thanks for reminding me to eat, came home a while ago and completely forgot to.

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>>1927283
He's a smooth guy, that can seduce another person without even realizing it

By the way, I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out

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>>1927319
>I could hold an intelligent conversation and we're pretty alike in personality
Comments like this will never not be cringe.

Real talk, she would probably say some wild science shit you wouldn't understand, then pat yout on the head.

>>1927264
I doubt I could even convince one to hug me. Well, Peridot could probably be convinced she has a deadly earth disease and the only cure is dick, but I don't think that counts as courting.

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>>1927336
>tfw this is probably true
we're all sub-par retards and none of our gemfus will love us

>>1927336
>Implying I'm not into this science shit
anyway a pat on the head is cool, the fact that I'll never be Rose Quartz is the big deal here
>>1927351
Talk for yourself, no one stands a chance with Garnet and Pearl (and Steven too, for the record)

>>1927370
>Talk for yourself, no one stands a chance with Garnet and Pearl (and Steven too, for the record)
And the rest of the gems.
You forgot the rest.

>>1927264
It'd be a challenge, but...

>Who?
Lapis.

>How?
By treating her with the utmost kindness, love, and respect. How else?

>Favorite position?
The one where you're on your knees, and you hold the girl by her ass or legs as she rides you. (I'm too tired to think of the name of it... it's a lot like in that lewd drawing of Lars & Pearl fucking)

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>>1927351
Actually, Peridot is the one that is most open to new things and experimenting.

>>1927381
This is why we idolize greg enmven though his life is a mess

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>>1927283
He treats women like people.

>>1925375
source on this please