ERP thread, muffin for breakfast edition
Previous edition >>1910764
first for national debate
>>1913281
Fresh thread.~
>>1913281
>needing to be hypnotised into eating pussy
>>1913297
>not wanting to be mind controlled to serve as your mistress's personally cunnilingus slave, using you whenever she wants
Make sure to drink a tall glass of milk every morning!
>>1913313
>all the times you lose an hour and suddenly have a sore neck and a funny taste in your mouth
>>1913289
Sit on my face
>>1913288
I want to stuff this qt mouth
>>1913342
National debate over
>runs away
>mfw hg has like 8 strike witches and we only have 1
>>1913369
they have a lot more people
>>1913369
Jesus Christ, really?
Now you're making me sad..
>>1913369
At least we have KLK
>>1913356
But y, I will be gentle in using your qt mouth
>>1913380
HG has all of them
G'night ERP. I had a pretty good time. It's been fun.
I'll catch y'all later.
>>1913378
I'm glad you don't sink to their level and go there though, Miyafuji
>>1913357
>implying I wouldn't be okay with this
>>1913357
That's even better, though
Especially when combined with the hypnosis
>>1913387
Whether you're ok with it or not is irrelevant at that point.
>>1913386
I simply can't find any fun in that silly game or the threads.
But thanks.~
>>1913369
One and a half.
>>1913410
You forgot Erica, Francesca
>>1913414
Two and a half.
>>1913410
do you know how many there are in HG?
Heya thread, J here (for those who care). Still waking up a bit, not sure if I'm gonna lewd or play Dark Souls, but thought I'd at least chill with you fine people for a bit!
>>1913369
There are many injustices in this world. This is one of them.
>>1913391
>"Well, while I've got you down there..."
>>1913429
>>1913440
Sanya, Me, Major Sakamoto, Erica, Ursula, Schnaufer, Prinzessin, Hanna, Francesca, Martina, and Shirley.
I also plan on picking up a Brave Witch when the anime is released.
>>1913474
But most of them aren't active. Like Prinz.
Bow to your king, mongrels!
>>1913438
Hey J, remember to eat good breakfast.~
>>1913474
>when the anime is released
Which would be at earliest be the Autumn season but could be Winter too.
But Christ, that's a lot of witches.. and here I've been wishing for one more to frequent this place at least and there was Lynne at one point but she's been long gone since few weeks ago now.
>>1913502
I'll play a witch for you someday
eventually
>no one to sing a song with and then get bullied by
O-oh
>>1913502
The reason why there are no Strike Witches here because erp is not fun.
>>1913501
What is your desire, my liege?
>>1913502
Hey, Miyafuji! I usually don't eat breakfast, just don't get hungry until later. Might not mind a bite of that cute tush of yours, though~
Evening...
>>1913533
いってらっしゃい
>>1913488
Prinz is Hanna, I know the person playing Shirley and they are building a folder, Francesca is an aussie so they only show up usually during dead hours, Martina and Schnaufer are MIA, so that leaves us with 7 active ones. I also use to do Erica (between the time our current one was on break) and Lynette, but I dropped them so as to not muddy up the pool.
>>1913502
I'm here all the time but I only actually post sparingly. I feel your pain.
>>1913515
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands~!
>>1913369
You can have all of them.
>>1913520
It does take a certain kind of person to still be able to get lewd while being told everything you like is shit no matter what.
>>1913502
Well to be honest, people do tend to come togheter to form a ''circlejerk'' so we always have a lot of char from the same material source.
We had all the Abyssals, the GoT, The Wrestlers, Botan from Yu Yu, mostly all the Dangans, a lot of Rappers,Jay and Silent Bob, Fire Emblem , a lot of them. All the KLK chicks, etc. Mostly when someone makes a new folder theirs always someone to pick another one from that source material.
>>1913533
It's morning!
>>1913552
there's*
>>1913533
お尻で私をファックします。
>>1913515
I just got back from playing fetch with my dog, what's good anonanomalous?
>>1913552
We also almost have the entire EOSD cast from touhou.
>>1913567
god what is it with avatarfags and touhous
theres like five of them in these too
>>1913510
I'd be delighted, but it better be down to the character if you plan to.~
>>1913520
If it wasn't fun, I wouldn't be here.
>>1913524
Oh please, and neglecting a good breakfast is no good.
>>1913533
Hey ey Kawai.
>>1913547
T-thanks.
>>1913552
I see, yeah I can see that happen.
You also made me remember that Bronn player who was here while ago, he was really funny.
>>1913567
Almost? Think we got them all...
>>1913576
>super easy to get art for
>minimal to no actual canon personality outside a couple of 'tropes'
>all female cast
>>1913582
>Oh please
Not sure if you're asking me to, or are just rolling your eyes at me, although I'm probably heading out soon to play my game..unless you really want to play around. I'm a sucker for making others feel good~
>>1913547
come back and host for us kamina
Dead
ここでレイプを取得するは難しそうです。
It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
>>1913597
1, I am not Kamina! I-I'm Eila!
2, I'm not at home to do that!
>>1913618
Welcome to the funeral!
>>1913618
Is it cold? Want to bundle up together?
>>1913630
Imageimageimageahh
>>1913618
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."
>>1913640
We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady that's walking around with me.
>>1913647
And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?"
And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight."
>>1913576
There only three people here that are touhou.
Me, Nue, Youmu
>>1913583
We're missing Patchouli, Ruima, Daiyousei, and Koakuma. Also, you can not count Meiling as a character since she hardly even shows up.
>>1913649
I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes.
>>1913651
There's an Alice, and there was a Clownpiece too.
>>1913653
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.
>>1913657
It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head,
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed.
>>1913655
I forgot about Alice and Clownpiece. Clownpiece is a shit tier touhou though.
>>1913661
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light,
I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight.
>>1913659
I hope I did okay! I was a bit afraid I repeatex things waaay too much... But I could just mark them off as particular mannerisms...
>>1913678
repeated* Oops...
>>1913673
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight."
>>1913692
C-cuddle me.
>>1913630
Well, if you don't want to, I won't.
>>1913659
Cutenon.~
Nice to see you.
>>1913723
I mean... It's not that I don't like iiit. It just feels a bit weird! I'm mostly fine with it though.
>lamenting HG having so many witches
>seeing them in this thread makes it obvious the only one who RPs them worth a damn is ours, Miyafuji-chan
fucking hg shitters
>>1913753
>not knowing that most of the good erpers come from hg
>>1913702
Oh, umm ... alright ...
>I nervously wrap my arms around the young girls body and pull her towards mine. The anxiety begins to fade as the warmth of her body begins to calm my nerves.
>>1913753
>not realizing that walls of text and loads of sensory detail are frowned upon in hg
fuckin newfag cancer
>>1913765
Who?
>>1913772
>actually RPing is frowned upon in HG
makes sense to me
>>1913776
You should know who, you were HG, you should be able to spot the undercover hg guys.
>>1913753
>judging anyone from anywhere without knowing thread culture
topkek
>>1913771
>Leaning into your embrace she buries her head into your chest as her arms wrap around your torso, a soft sigh escapes her lips followed by a somewhat pleased hum.
>>1913784
I only know three people from HG that erp and I erp with them, but I haven't seen them appear here. Also, I don't keep tabs on everyone in HG.
Hello
>>1913781
>RP how I want to, my opinion is objective fact: the post
>>1913787
I dunno personally any time I've looked at these hg threads they look like a clusterfuck. As bad as /erp/ but at least i'll see the occasional bit of real RPing in these threads
>>1913797
butt hurt one-liner detected
>>1913796
Hello, are you the mad scientist's assistant?
>>1913795
I'm a regular in here, I don't use the ava for it though.
>>1913795
Well Liz is one of them, everyone knows that.
There are a couple more but i'm not going to point them out. It's not like our threads love eachother that much.
>>1913796
Well hello to you too. How is your morning going?
>>1913806
I am sorry but who are you?
>>1913808
Who?
>>1913799
Did you even read my fucking post? Fuck off if you dont know what youre talking about
>>1913815
Why are you so angry
>>1913805
Um, no. I don't even know who is it!
>>1913809
Pretty good. Very relaxing.
>>1913815
Well he did clarify he did not know.
>>1913813
I'm Timegazer Magician.
I've been away from HG too long to help the /trash/ 4chan cup team.
>>1913808
HG is mad anyways because they think we keep taking their players. It's not our fault that their threads are trash.
HG shitposters leave I want to flirt with Miyafuji
>>1913819
Happy to hear it. Don't think we've met before, although I'm sure I'd like to get to know you.
>He smiles at you warmly.
Okay, sorry if I was a little dramatic last night. It turns out the irl thing that happened was less impactful then I expected.
With that said I'll be on a tight schedule. So if you want your cock slapped around take it out
>>1913826
We're not mad, it's mostly the anons and a few others. But some hate us here, some hate you there.
>I police RP
>>1913827
Make me
>>1913833
>massages your shoulders
>>1913826
Who have we taken?
>>1913833
as ever, dedicated to your craft
>>1913819
I am sorry but I have absolutely no idea who you are.
>>1913826
Both communities have their downfalls.
>>1913828
Oh shoot you caught me! No, I am generally curious because I would like to at least have more people to erp with.
>>1913771
NOW PULL OUT YOUR PENIS!
>>1913826
>>1913834
Pretty much what Anon-san said here, I like both groups but I dislike being grouped with the bitter of the bunch of HGs.
>you faggots don't know that the majority of hg ERPs
>>1913843
>massages your feet
>This guy runs into your house, demanding all your money or hell pop your boipucci cherry
>What would you do
>>1913789
>I bring my hand to the top of your head and pat it softly a few times before beginning to comb through your tender hair. Each stroke let's out the sweet smell of your strawberry shampoo and I can feel my eyes getting heavier.
>>1913848
I'm going to go eat ...
>>1913840
>She sighs in relief, relaxing into the anon behind her as his hands dig into her tense flesh
Ahh~ Thanks anon.. I really needed that <3
>>1913842
What can I say? I love it here. Yet people shit on me... Mhm.
Shitposters gunna shitpost.
Now take your cock out. I have less then 3 hours.
>>1913852
True, most of the people there have ERP backgrounds.
>>1913829
Yeah, I'm almost new here. I was here before, but real life businesses happen~
>Smiled back
>>1913843
Same here~
So who are you and how are you as well?
>>1913856
I got ten cents
>>1913856
Call up THE WORLD'S LARGEST ATHLETE THE BIIIIIG SHOW
>>1913849
You can always ignore it.
I used to think highly of HG
>>1913857
I want your balls slapping my chin cutie!
>>1913856
This
>throws brcik
>>1913859
Is there anything else you need, Mistress DMG? Perhaps a more intimatre massage?
>continues to works my hands down your back
>>1913871
I used to not shitpost.
>>1913881
*brick
Fuck, I should be in bed...
>>1913883
Want to fuck?
>>1913881
>in ERP thread
>not "throws dick"
?
>>1913863
Parsee Mizuhashi, the Bridge Princess, fated to remain ok the bridge that connects Erp and Hg.
>>1913849
I tend to ignore it and be open about my actions.
>>1913869
Oh shit Garry.
>>1913863
Well, would you like to get to know each other more..intimately?
>He slides a hand up and down your back, his fingers pressing into you.
>>1913837
Who is this cum dumpster?
>>1913872
How will he find it with that neckbeard in the way
>>1913890
I only have one of those. I don't want to rip it off and throw it.
>>1913882
>With a nod she walks out of your grasp, almost skipping she gets to the closest bed, laying onto her stomach and lifting her short bubblegum colored skirt, exposing her plump, round rear, only covered by a thin layer of cotton white panties
Can you rub my butt maybe? You know all girls like a little love onto their cheeks~
>>1913837
>Same name scheme Nue uses
NYMPH IS NUE
HOLY SHIT
>>1913889
L-lewd.
>>1913931
A lot of people in HG use that name scheme.
>>1913931
Cant say im surprised Tbh
>>1913928
>plays her ass like a fucking bushnigger plays a drum
>>1913891
It's nice to meet you! Erza Scarlet here~
(Wait, hg and erp are connected or something? Did I miss something?)
>>1913894
Sure, why not~ Do you have something specific in mind?
>She touched gently his crouch and was looking into his eyes
>>1913891
Morning.
>>1913931
Nah, Nimph is from HG, long before we crossed streams.
>>1913931
Retard alert
>>1913931
Nope, she's Hg.
>>1913940
Because I'm an OOC drama queen attention whore that goes on and on about how horrible my life is, my lack of friends, and my suicidal thoughts, right?
Why haven't we invaded HG
So, um, how do you get good at this whole RP thing?
You guys seem like you have a lot of fun and feel loved and nice things like that..
>>1913947
>tfw we used to have an Erza in hg who i miss
>>1913969
>feel loved
>>1913966
>>1913978
Not this shit again
>>1913966
What damage could you make?
Erp in the thread?
Shitpost it?
Nigger please.
(Wish me luck on my last exam, darlings~)
>>1913928
Oh my~ That's a wonderful request, my mistress.
>I begin to use my hands to their fullest, massaging the magician girl's supple ass
>one of my thumbs work into the crack to add some slight penetration while the rubbing is being done
This feels amazing, Mistress DMG. How can this be so toned and yet so rounded and plump at the same time?
>>1913947
Mmm...well, was thinking I'd like to see that fine rear of yours while you ride me. That sound good?
>His hand moves to your side, sliding down over your hip to feel along the ample curve of your backside.
>>1913969
Basically you write what happens in your daily life, and then invert that so you have friends, are liked and cuddle with a loved one.
>>1913948
How are you?
>>1913947
Get away from me you blood sucker! I know your kind!
(People from HG show up here and people from Erp show up at HG)
>>1913975
>You did?
>>1913966
They already invade themselves on a daily basis.
>>1913988
Can I examine your throat with my throbbing cock?
>>1913991
Was that really necessary?
>>1913988
Good luck , L
>>1913997
Yea, we did. Tristan kept drooling over her.
>>1913988
Good luck Ragyo/Liz!
>>1913988
Goodluck.
>>1913996
I'm as good as I can be,it's been a while since we've spoken.
>>1914009
>I meant the missing her part.
>>1913997
Bring her back, you cuck!
>>1914019
Hey G.
>Pac
>>1913988
(Best of luck, Ragyo-sama!)
>>1913931
>>1913939
(They thought I was Nymph just because the filenames, amazing how people can chimp out for nothing at all.)
>>1913990
That sounds very good~
>Erza was still touching his crouch and gave him a gently kiss to the lips
>>1913996
My kind? What do you mean? I'm very friendly!
>>1914022
>Not that anon, but yea, i liked her
>Pac
>>1914026
>just because the filename
Nah, you and I are basically the same person.
>>1913966
I did! It was fun
>>1913969
Practice, remember that you can always add more.
Even a little thing like >Slaps ass can be extended.
Which would YOU rather read?
>Slaps ass
>He raises his hand in a feeling that can only be explained as a mix of frustration and lust, his pure animalistic instincts kicking into gear he abuses the soft mound of flesh, forcing the jiggling flesh of her rump to redden in pain, sending the shock wave of not only dread, but of orgasmic intent up her spine
See what I mean?
>>1913989
>She sighs into your gentle, yet firm rubbing, laying her face onto the soft bed below her, giggling and shaking her plump rear as you ask her
A little bit of magic never hurt anyone~
Mhmm... You're getting close to my little hole, no lewd intents, right?~
>>1914032
>He turns his head towards you, kissing you back sweetly as his hand continues to rub at your supple cheek. His other slides over your thigh, fingers sliding over your inner thigh and squeezing into it.
>>1914025
Heyo Pac.
>>1914050
I'd hardly call that invading, DMG
>Pac
>>1914050
Someone give them a degree in ERPology
>>1914024
>I already have like 6 mains and I chainhost, I just don't have the time to rebuild that folder and juggle her, at least not until I kill one or two of them off.
>>1914039
(How so? We can't be the same person, that goes against the rurus!)
>>1914019
How are you?
Tbh, the only people that would object against ERP coming to ''our turf'' are butthurt faggots anyway. I mena, we are both a group of degenerates catering to a different audience.
>>1914066
>why the fuck did you even kill her? It was because of Tristan, right?
>>1914050
>He raises his hand in the feeling of power,aching to rest down upon ye ass with the power of a thousand suns,as his hand finally falls down to send a shock wave of pain and pleasure down your bodacious booty,you feel a sensation you've never felt before.
>>1914067
I AM THE RULES!
>>1914075
I'm not a degenerate
>>1914081
CLOWN
PISS
>>1914064
Did someone call for an inkvasion ~de geso?
>>1914050
We can do lewd things, but only if you want to do that, dear Mistress...
>I then take hold of one of your feet and giving proper attention to the foot of the mistress, I bring my thumbs and fingers into the sore tendons, easing her aching sole.
>>1914090
>massages your tentacles
>>1914078
>She's just inactive, not dead. When I clear more space up, I'll think about bringing her back, even if it is brief.
>>1914086
Mongrel trash.
>>1914085
If you are from HG, you are there to meet new people over the internet, to try to ship with your waifu or try to win a game, like it means something irl.
If you are from erp you are jerking off to other sweaty males posing as anime girls.
We are all degenerates.
>>1914069
I'm good,have you been well?
>>1914090
i want to invade this loli's pussy
>>1914081
(I'll break your rules then. I'll be back later.)
>>1914050
I try to never control what my partner does/feels/thinks, I don't know if that's a bad thing.
>>1914090
NO! YOU GO BACK TO HG, SQUID IS NOT FOR LEWD
>>1914050
>that
>an invasion
>massages her feet
Real talk the only way ERP could fuck up HG is to send Nue and his two shitpost buddies.
>>1914116
I want Nymph to give me head again
>>1914064
>>1914116
I never truly intended to shitpost in them, just a cute thing with me and Gert.
And I did play a few games, which were fun
>>1914065
I already dragged one here and another to beg for my futa cock... and Mika's.
I might when I have more time..
>>1914080
Now you're getting it! <3
>>1914091
Mhmm~
>She lets out a small breath, every small rub and glide of your fingers pleasuring her sensitive skin, wiggling her toes as you tickle her feet
What would *you* like sir? Your Mistress feels generous~
>>1914108
It depends.
Some things are good. Some are bad, and It really depends on the partner.
If it's a reaction to something you do I say it's okay. If it's an action they'd have to do on their own it's bad.
That's why I normally force anons and the like to where I want them.. and I'm a natural dom.
>>1914105
I've been good.
>>1914032
You're a vampire and vampires suck the life energy from their victims by drinking their blood. Stay away from me you monster!
Who wants their Hyper Weapon polished?
>>1914104
>try to win a game
Posting a tribute in a simulator and see if it wins won't make you a degenerate, If you pretend to be said character then that's another story.
>>1914099
What... are you doink ~de geso?
>>1914106
I don't follow ~de geso.
>>1914114
I thought this was HG ~de geso...
>>1914090
>>1914114
This. No lewding the squid kid.
>>1914127
We have hoshi.
'Nuff said.
>>1914127
What shitposting buddies
>>1914125
>tfw your biggest fetish is a meme here
It's a strange feeling
>>1914026
M-mistress?
>>1914127
Please stop..... We had/have too many people their that shitpost.
>>1914146
You've gotta be squidding me. Go back to HG and don't even ink about coming back here again.
>>1914136
Uh, well, my Mistress, I w-want to massage that wondrous pussy of yours. To even experience it would be an honor.
>I let go of your foot for a second, allowing you to remove the very clothing holding me back from doing such a task.
>>1914146
Eyy baby did you know humans can spray white ink?
>>1914136
The only problem would be me not making it sound so silly.
>>1914136
Please, that was hardly shitposting compared to what we go through on the daily. If you really want to rustle some jimmies, ERP while a game is going.
>>1914160
There*
Not their
>>1914146
What? A-are they not sensitive? I could always try massaging somewhere else if you'd like~
>>1914136
Well even if you were to shitpost it's not like it would of made a difference. It would of been one drop in an ocean. But i'm glad you had fun on your stay with us.
>tfw you have a foot fetish and ERP here but don't trust yourself to pull it off well enough due to inexperience
>>1914127
Nue is a light rain compared to Hoshi and his buddies. If you were to sent her, we wouldn't notice. If we were to send Hoshi and the gang, you'd quit ERP .
>>1914137
That's good to hear,at least you're not getting depressed over something.
>>1914192
Who is hoshi
>>1914189
I guess the best thing to do would be to find someone similarly inexperienced!
>>1914189
Are you me?
>>1914189
I do it all the time, I even just did that minutes ago, what are you afraid of?
>massages your feet
>>1914200
The savior of hg
H-Hey >\\\<
>>1914200
A South Korean gook who constantly tries to take over control of hg, shitposting, calling others trash, calling people out on their shit RP even tho he is always OOC. Most shitstorms are generated by him.
>>1914214
Hello, Tomokoposter!
>>1914214
>massages your toes
>>1914147
That's Squid GIRL to you ~de geso!
>>1914161
Ink? That doesn't make sense ~de geso.
>>1914167
Why should I care ~de geso?
>>1914174
I don't want to be massaged anywhere ~de geso.
>>1914163
>Leaning her head back she shoots a glare at you, almost insulting you with her eyes alone, but it soon melts into a smile as she slips her tight panties off of her legs, tossing them to the side and rolling herself onto her back, giving you a full view of her pink, plump mound.
>Without hesitation her hand slips down between her legs, rubbing up and down her pink slit, stopping at her button and focusing on that
You wanna rub me?~ How about you just watch? I'll show you how it's done <3
>>1914168
Avoid cliches like "power of a thousand suns" and silly words like "bodacious"
and you'll be fine
>>1914169
>I never intended to shitpost
>YOU CALL THAT SHITPOSTING?
Good job dumb dumb
>>1914179
The threads move to fast compared to here to shitpost. I could of just spammed Big Show like I normally do to be annying. But like you said, a drop in an ocean.
>>1914225
>massages your shoulders
>runs
>>1914200
>>1914210
>>1914215
All of this. And soon to be your stephdad, anon.
Welp..... Tricky is coming in here to ERP as Greed. Time to abandon the ship! It has been fun ERP.
>>1914237
What compels you
>>1914127
Shitpost buddies?W-Who are you talking about and why do you want to get rid of nue,he's nice.
>>1914222
Tomokoposter? I-I am just tomoko
>>1914224
I-I guess I should thank you s-so thanks anon
>>1914245
This guy is not joking. Abandon ship while you can
>>1914252
THE LORD HIMSELF, NIGGA. JESUS H CHRIST, PRAISE HIS NAME
>>1914231
>i could of just spammed Big Show
Well yes, but that just leads to wrestling fags trying to fight you. We have some of those.
>Pac
>>1914231
If I wasn't half asleep I probably could have worded that a bit better.
>>1914237
Shouldn't you be in bed? It's late in gookville.
>>1914260
Jesus is gone, nigga. He left.
>Pac
>>1914260
I'm liking you already
>>1914267
Waiting for you, bb~
>>1914280
Over my dead body, stardick.
>>1914233
This place is too weird... you guys can keep it ~de geso...
...at least until after my inkvasion of HG is complete ~de geso.
>>1914231
Are you s-sure you don't think I can do a better job at massaging your slit, my Mistress?
>I study the magician's self-pleasuring sleight-of-hand act, trying to find some kind of secret motion I can use to my advantage.
>While doing so, I return to massaging the mistress' other foot and using my fingers to guide the sore muscles.
>>1914272
FUCK YOU, YOU COTTONPICKING APE! HE LIVES IN ALL OF US! HAVE YOU SAID YOUR PRAYERS TO THE LORD FOR BRINGING THE WHITE MAN AT THE DOOR OF YOUR MUDHUTS YET?
>>1914274
Get down on your knees and please my 3 inch sushi roll like to please the Lord at church
>>1914274
It's not the real Hoshi, he just picked him up after the real shitposting king Hoshit gave up that character.
>>1914286
That can be arranged. What happens if i jank that collar off?
Would there be any irony in erping as someone you hate?
>>1914225
You're gonna be sashimi if you don't take off!
You're so small, these anons will eat you alive.
>>1914253
Of course, Tomoko, it's only my best asset around here.
>continues working my thumbs over and into the soles of your feet.
>>1914293
Hey, dont bring that fucking racist shit to me, son. I'll pistol whip the shit out of ya. Jesus was my homie and as much as i hate it, he's gone.
>Pac
>>1914299
E-eat ~de geso!?
>>1914296
Uh, that's a secret...
>>1914298
Do it all the time
>>1914299
C-can I massage your starfish?
>>1914310
I'll whip your ass with my dick like the good old days. And i'll recite motherfucking number 23 everytime, just for you.
>>1914317
]How serious are you when you mean '' over my dead body'' ?
Babe, what Alamo Elmo did to you, i'll do it tenfold. WITH A SINGLE HAND
>>1913369
you can have em
>>1914319
Hm..fair enough,thanks for the input.
>>1914265
>but that just leads to wrestling fags trying to fight you.
>I can just no sell them
.... Noted.
>>1914290
>She smiles and wiggles her tiny little pale toes as you rub and touch along her soft sole, all the time pleasuring her pink, wet slit, a sweet, blush inducing smell radiating from her womanly flesh
I'm sure my lovely~
>She says with a breathy, smiling voice, spreading her legs apart as her hand is removed from her slit, showing you her wet mound
And I'm sure you can fuck me. Right honey?~
>>1914311
That's what I said, wasn't it!?
*sigh*
Trust me, this is no place for a kid like you.
>>1914322
Maybe some other time, anon. I'm still trying to get used to things around here.
>>1914317
Please give me head
>>1914309
Ahhh
>She relaxes as you massage her small feet
T-Thanks anon
>>1914328
>Adachi
>>1914351
You insult me, you semen dumpster.
>>1914339
I'm not a kid... but I'm goink to leave anyways ~de geso.
>>1914323
Bring it, nigga. Yo sushi roll aint shit against my anaconda.
>Pac
>>1914337
Yeah I like to keep the ones I like pure
>>1914351
>Nymph thinks that Hoshi is Adachi
>>1914361
>>1914365
Which one of you faggots needs their cock to be served first?
>>1914360
Catch ya later, squid kid!
Good luck with the invading!
>>1914339
I meant the purple one, Misty, it just looks so pretty...
>>1914338
Well then, my Mistress, that's an offer I can't refuse.
>I begin to remove all of my clothing, allowing my throbbing cock to breathe in the delightful scent between your legs
So my mistress, do you want to see a disappearing act? Or should get to the point of my point inside you?
>>1914370
Fuck off fake starhead.
This place is even smellier than the brothel in Aegyptus...
Why are there so many familiar faces here too...
>>1914370
Fuck you nigga, aint no nigga gonna serve my cock. Get that gay shit outta here, i aint with it.
>Pac
>>1914363
Welp,you've made me come up with a possible decision so thanks.
>>1914365
>Hoshi thinks I think the real Hoshi is Adachi
>>1914343
I don't need a thanking for this, Tomoko, because I can always do more than massaging.
>>1914386
Holy shit is this real?
>>1914385
>>1914388
You take pac and seve his 8 inch American blacksnake, son.
>>1914386
>massages your feet
>>1914400
>Implying i'm not Adachi
>>1914409
No. I am not joining this farce.
I am just searching for other members... you know about the battle arena thing...
>>1914423
Get off my feet bloody peasant...
What the hell is wrong with this place..
>>1914440
Bend over Heathen.
>>1914384
>Raising her hand slowly she makes a "come hither" motion with her one finger, beaming a smile at you and your throbbing mass
Come here my love, I want that beast inside of me <3
>Continuing the motion she uses her other hand to slide down to her soft mound, rubbing at her button again, covering her face with a tint of red, letting out a long, lusty sigh in anticipation
>>1914426
Don't you have vidya to be playing?
>>1914440
The fuck are you doing here?
>>1914440
Excellent. I was deeply worried for a moment.
>>1914449
Hmm.... Maybe.
>>1914446
>>1914440
Saber I pick you to be my wife!
>>1914446
>>1914440
Saber I choose you to be my wife!
>>1914465
I don't even know if this is the real hoshi or not anymore.
I choose myself to be my wife.
>>1914466
Don't want to.
>>1914446
You do it...
You're a better harlot for this place than me.
>>1914453
What in pluto's name are you doing here.... I make my time just to visit the smelliest brothels that is comparable to Aegyptus to see you here...
>>1914457
Don't worry.. I am good wiled.
>>1914466
>>1914484
I refuse.
>>1914447
Okay, here goes.
>I begin to rub my pulsating member on your inner lips, allowing your sensitive skin to feel my head at work.
>But not for long, as the sideways smile opens wide to accomadate my length as I drive my cock inside of the moistened cavern
Do you want to swallow my delicious cum, dear Mistress? Or perhaps I can deposit it in that tight pucker of yours?
A few days(maybe weeks?) ago someone asked about suggestions for a masked character for them to ERP and they seemed to like Murakumo from Senran Kagura when I suggested it. I haven't seen them since.
>>1914493
Why is it so surprising to see me here?
>>1914493
>>1914492
>>1914491
Did I say you had a choice in the matter?
This amount of HG here baffles me. Also once you go somewhere, shouldn't you act according to the place customs? At least that's the way I do things.
>>1914497
Whenever someone says he/she's making a new folder, they die. I assume that's the same with suggestion looking people. Don't do it!
>>1914493
How dare you speak that way toward me..Do I look like I want to get dirty in this place!?
>>1914509
Yes,you've asked idiot.
>>1914509
I make my own choices King of Mongrels.
>>1914511
Am I not following the customs?
>>1914507
Actually rather the opposite.
I am quite surprised if you are not here at all..
>>1914520
From the way you dressed... Yes.
>>1914496
>With a warm, breathy moan she nods, wrapping her legs around your body, holding you close to her body heat, squeezing you tightly into her as you dive deeper into her warm lips, clamping down on your stiff member it rubs it's wet, walls along your shaft and head
Ahh~ You can cum inside me honey~ Fill me with your cream cum <3
>>1914533
Says the one showing their undergarments...and I'm the one confused with some harlot!
>>1914520
You are surely mistaken. I am telling you, Alter Saber.
>>1914522
Not anymore. You belong to me! Now come here!
>>1914511
>run with it, i mostly come so others can come
>my plan is that in long term people form hg and erp wont hate eachother that much and hg people that do come here wont get hated on for it.
>it is a slow process but would bring benefits for both of us
>>1914511
>implying the biggest shitposters on this board give a fuck about your customs
topzoz
>>1914550
Says the one who's not wearing any...
>>1914553
No
King of mongrels. No.
>>1914553
You have no power to control me in this world fool!
>>1914565
H-how.. You have no proof of that accusation,only a true low life would ever accuse a lady of that.
>>1914539
>I make a few more intense thrusts, my member stroking further inside of you.
ohhh my mistress, I can't hold it back, I'm g-gonna cum!
>My awaited release showers the deepest parts of you with my loaded love.
>>1914565
You dare make me repeat myself?!
>>1914578
How mistaken you are Saber. I have all the power I need to take on all three of you if it comes down to it.
>>1914593
>She moans happily as your creamy, warm cum fills her insides, sighing happily as it begins to ooze out of her wet, pink slit, knowing you've already came she squeezes you tight towards her with her thick thighs, holding you close to her she pulls you face to hers, smacking our lips together in a warm, loving passionate kiss
Mhmm <3
tell your buddies to stop molesting Eila, shes pure
>>1914555
If you think that by spamming the thread with pointless avatarfagging that has no relation to what the thread is for, will somehow improve relations, you're fucking retarded.
>>1914488
You might never know.
>>1914621
No
>>1914621
Pure garbage.
>>1914578
>using both hands, swings it and makes a gust of wind that flip AlterSaber's skirt
hmmm... There's your proof
>>1914601
I am leaving.. This place is not healthy for me...
Oh and king of mongrels...
"Yours" will probably ranked 800th in my legionnaire.
>>1914621
Dont worry, Anon. If things go bad i'll unsheathe my black katana and kill them all.
>>1914617
>My lips lock with yours as a lustful kiss is exchanged
mmmh~
>>1914655
Go hang yourself
... Oh wait...
Spend your (You)s wisely.
>>1914655
Tricky, out. Right now!
>Pac
>>1914655
Welp time to leave.
>>1914638
Most of the hg people come from an erp background but you can't make them erp. Who's fault is that?
>>1914676
roll.
>>1914678
>>1914601
And you'll fail.
>>1914653
W-w-what are you doing!?
>Quickly holds her skirt in place
..This is demeaning...How dare you!
>>1914696
Can saber please step on my dick?
Hello ERP! How's everyone doing today? <3
>>1914707
The thread is shit due to HG and I wanted to have some fun before work
could be better
>>1914696
Well. There's nothing to be embarrassed about bodies though.
But it seems that I have my proof though...
I am leaving again. This place is too unhealthy for me to stay in.
>>1914721
thread would be dead without Hg
>>1914707
My day is about as well as it possibly could be really.
>>1914721
Aw don't worry too much anon, things could always be worse! Like Hiroshi fucking up and deleting the entire board!
I'm sure you'll get what you want soon, and if not, you'll get it the next time! These things blow over! <3
>>1914707
Dat you heart anon?
>>1914707
Hello, Anon
I've been exhausted and lonely all day but it's cosy in my room so I'll count it as pretty okay overall
>>1914727
It'd be better off dead compared to this
>>1914707
Sleepy...
>>1914726
You fool..it's privacy,You might see me again soon,pervert.
>>1914706
*Crunch Crunch*
>>1914737
That's good to hear anon! Here's to having a good day - and for many more to come hereafter! <3
>>1914747
Hiya DMG, it's me alright! How's my favourite HG corruptor doing? <3
>>1914751
That's good to hear anon, it's good that you're physically comfy! That's the first step in getting mentally relaxed! I can't help with the relaxation but I can give you this internet hug. Here's hoping it's good enough of a consolation! <3
>hugs
>>1914761
Back to sleep with you Kawai. You need it! <3
>>1914726
Please, marry me.
The problem is that most people in hg think of erp as a joke, and if they do come here it's just to talk or to mess around.
>>1914757
No wonder erp people are hated when they come over. It's because anons like you. Hate spreads hate, Anon.
>>1914771
Aw, thanks Anon, that's real sweet of you
>hugs
>>1914771
I'll go and do that.
>>1914555
Well this anon said it quite well >>1914638
>>1914727
As I've been saying, it'd be better it to be silent and 'dead' like we've had few weeks ago for everyday instead.
>>1914779
If only all visitors would be like Ragyo and become like her..~
>>1914770
Soon?
Are you coming over?
>>1914778
Hmm..
I don't even know you random roman citizen.
>>1914770
*Licks your other foot as you step on my erected cock.*
>>1914771
I've been better. But this ain't my blog so I ain't going into detail
TL;DR
Between work and irl shit I wont be here as much this week.
And I've been bummed out that I can't corrupt Gert as much as of late </3
>>1914779
It goes both ways Anon, you think of HG as a joke, why wouldn't we think the same about erp.You hate us, hg hates you.Like anon above said, hate spreads hate.
>>1914771
I wish I could come hereafter, but I simply lack the sex drive for it today.
>>1914795
Your vulgar action demands blood.
>>1914796
Disgusting and degrading...
>>1914691
Why does that even fucking matter? If they don't want to erp then fucking stay in HG you autist. You have literally no argument.
>>1914819
I'm bored out of my mind. You can't blame me for entertaining myself.
>>1914795
That should not get in the way of love!
All that time, watching you from afar, I couldn't help but take a peculiar interest in your majesty.
I'll plan our wedding immediately, shall I choose a day to your liking?
>>1914787
I'm happy I could help! <3
>>1914789
Nighty night! <3
>>1914798
</3
No worries DMG, I'm sure everyone understands. Make sure everything irl is settled then you can head on back here. We'll be waiting! <3
>>1914804
I know that feeling anon. Give it a couple hours - you'll be back in action in no time! <3
>>1914827
Getting triggered this quick. How the fuck did you survive on /b/?
>>1914801
>you think of HG as a joke
>You hate us, hg hates you.
Well then fucking stay in your shitpost prime thread? Literally nobody is even trying to fuck around in HG besides DMG because he's having some obnoxious thing going on with one of your avatarfaggots. Do you really think we care enough about HG that anyone would try shitposting in the wave of shitposting you call home?
>>1914850
>Hahaha I don't have argument but i'll say he's triggered to win xd
Just admit that you have nothing to say for yourself you retard.
Also
>How the fuck did you survive on /b/
Not all of us are braindead monkeys that started, and stayed there. Don't lump everyone in with you.
>HG and ERP anons arguing about which shithole is worse
>>1914819
Sounds good to me. Ar"whore"ia Pendragon.
>giggles as she walks away
>>1914836
Ngh...
>runs away
I am not just anybody who you could marry just that instant!
>>1914870
You can have the harlot. I am leaving.
>>1914877
Would you like some tea?
Hmm I wonder whos around...
>>1914877
I have to agree with this.
I'm out of here. HG, back to our thread.Except Parsee.
>Pc
>>1914849
Thanks heart anon <3
Give my loves to Gert if she's here when I'm not. You have permission to kiss her forhead... if she kills you I'll just use some necromancer bullshit on you.
>>1914782
I don't hate, it's just the threads are meant for different things.
Conversing is nice but if this is all that's going to go on when most HGers visit it's not worth it
>>1914902
A lot of shitposters from HG.
>>1914916
Damn I wanted to get a good fuck in or somethin'
>>1914909
I'm in both.
>>1914927
So who has the bigger butt, Panty or stocking?
>>1914895
Come back, my love! I am nothing without your loving embrace!
>>1914927
There's probably a few horny posters around.
>>1914910
Yes ma'am, I'll have her nice and warmed up for you when you get back! <3
Looks like I'm going to have to get used to the feeling of steel on my neck. Ah well, it'll be worth it! <3
>>1914871
Seriously, what are you going to do about it really?
You all act like special little snowflakes, i doubt you'd be able to do more than shitpost hg threads, and that does not work as we are used to it.
>>1914934
Me. Always me. Panty has nothing on me, my ass just cant be beat~
>>1914945
I hope
>>1914927
You'll probably want to come on later when more people who actually want to ERP are on. Also, I promised some people I'd play Stocking on Saturday, but I'm not really feeling it any more if you're free then and want to take over that for me.
>>1914934
Stocking obviously
>>1914951
>seriously, what are you going to do about it really?
Thanks for outing yourself as the faggot we all knew you were, anon. I just love that unwarranted sense of self importance you've got going on, as though you somehow represent your cesspool in it's entirety.
Nobody here cares enough to "invade" your threads, so you can stop trying to bait anything you little shithead.
>>1914948
I owe you a bunch anon~
But sadly I can't suck your cock right now.. maybe another time.
See ya, I'll be back either really late tonight or tomorrow <3
>>1914962
Eh I dont come around for too long nowadays anyway, so dont worry about me stealing your character. But I suppose Ill lurk a bit
>>1914967
Aww you don't owe me a thing, I'm having fun doing this! But maybe I'll take you up on that offer. Maybe. <3
See ya later DMG~! <3
>>1914957
There are a lot of things I'd wanna do to that butt, but I just can't think of where to start.
>>1914979
Oh it's Val! Fancy to see you around again.~
>>1914979
Oh, no you're mistaken, I'm not concerned with another person playing Stocking, I was just seeing if you'd want to take my place on Saturday because I don't think I'll be up for it.
>>1914991
Hey there Miya! Being fucked hard lately?~
>>1914997
Oh probably not, it seems weird to take someones place, rather just have my own place.
Tell you what guys, you stop coming to our threads
and we stop fucking up yours. Deal?
>>1915007
(I.. I guess..)
>>1915016
>and we stop fucking up yours
lmao
>>1915016
No.
>>1915016
>speaking for anyone
Fuck off
>>1915016
And there goes! He did it again! He just can't help but act as though he's the ambassador of HG! Everyone give the anon a round of applause!
>>1915016
No deal.
>>1915016
desu senpai the threads are already dead ridden.
>>1915016
Only the dead can have peace from this.
>>1915007
Eh, you were honestly here in these threads before me as Stocking anyway. I've just played her once last weekend. But yeah, I know what you're saying. I was just saying if you're around and are in the mood that would be an opportunity since I'd told a couple of Anons I might play as Stocking Saturday.
I'm getting mixed feelings here. Is there hate towards Hg or not?Do we separate forever and shun eachother to their respective thread or we remain 'friends'? I'm in the dark about it all.
>>1915077
Remain friends.
>>1915077
I for one like HG, even if I dont care for their threads. Elia and some of the other avafags from their seem nice.
>>1915075
That works for me anon, if I am here saturday. But I'd love to see you in action~
>>1915077
They're two separate things and will stay as such, but if HG people come for a visit, they should do ERP because this is ERP after all, and then they'd be ERP'ers here.
That's about it. Having hate over somewhere you don't visit is silly. I'm still thinking that we're only considered 'neighbors' because both generals are most active on this board.
>>1915077
Please just kill yourself. This is not how things work on the internet you irredeemable faggot. There are no walls on this site, so treating it like we're some fucking highschool clubs is retarded. Are you like 15 or something?
Lollipop boy, where are you~?
>>1915125
>Drama
Do you understand what drama even looks like?
>>1915125
I like to say hi once in awhile but I do erp,the drama is mostly butthurt people desu senpai
>>1915116
Well they can't do that, not with their main avas.
Ask Parsee, she knows how much shit you get for Erping and in Hg we all know eachother's avatars. Not all of them but if you do have a secret one and you Erp with it , that avatar is lost.
Hello, all.
By the looks of it it isn't a very nice time of the day for the thread... should I go?
>Too much of a coward to kill myself.
>>1915116
when was the last time you did ERP huh?
>>1915187
Check the last thread.
>>1915177
Stay! Stay and show off your tits!
>>1915177
As much as I'd rather you stay around so we can finally talk some more... perhaps it's best if we all lay low for awhile.
What a beautiful mess.
I believe this thread needs reclaiming now doesn't it?
>>1915170
I really don't understand why it has to be like that with people there.
These should be two entirely separate beings, not tied together in the first place. Generals for different purposes, this is the place for ERP with characters people use and HG for its own purposes.
What if I ERP here as Lucchini, would the Lucchini in HG get trouble over it then by some HG lurker here? If so, that's just inherently silly and dumb. I feel like there's been needless connecting over these two generals over the whole 'neighbor' thing.
..Sorry for rant.
>>1915253
yes please, do something Nue
>>1915264
Nah senpai, I can't do shit.
People think I'm far more influential than I am.
>>1915274
Then please make me feel good Nue, to make the pain go away
>>1915202
But... they're no... Hey, a girl shouldn't show off what she has like that!
>>1915205
Alright, anon. We can sit and talk another time, perhaps. Stay safe, okay~?
ayy lmao dis fagg likes gettin his dik stepped on truuuuuuuu
>>1915255
>if I ERP here as Lucchini, would the Lucchini in HG get trouble
No, its about the avafag, not the ava, the idea of a secret ava is nobody knows the fag behind it
>>1915294
You're saying things, but they don't seem to make any of it make any more sense than it initially did.
>want to ERP
>also want to vidya
What do?
You realize how badly you want Kurisu to step on you now
>>1915218
>>1915290
Please keep posting these.
>>1915255
No, it's about the avafag. They would have to change their whole speach pattern, their filenames to use the HG ava here without people noticing. Keep in mind that we've been togheter for a long time so without those measures we would spot one of our own. And about the erp being one , hg being other, i agree, but alot dont see it that way.
>>1915322
Please step on me.
>>1915322
being stepped on is the best desu senpai
>>1915330
Why do you keep posting? You've been arguing for quite a while now with your /b/tard dribble, and the only thing I can see is some retarded teenager attempting to be some authority on such a retarded subject.
>>1915327
>>1915333
>>1915336
y wud u want som1 to step on you liek dat? u some kinda faggot?
>>1915341
>ignoring his explanation
>>1915354
Y-yes.
>>1915341
Why do you keep giving him (You)s?
You're just as retarded as he is.
>>1915361
Die.
>>1915364
I know it's a foreign concept to newfags, but there's a thing called sage.
>>1915341
Arguing? Dont think you know the meaning of the word. That was an explanation.
>>1915354
Yes I am. P-please step on me!
>>1915330
Hm hm, I see. Well that's just stupid. No one should care what person does in another place or general threads for that matter on 4chan.
Speech pattern shouldn't be hard since from what I've seen no one on HG threads makes more than two sentence replies while here players do usually four lines on average with greentext action lines that are also not used by HG threads really that much either. Well filenames could give it away but oh man, none of this should matter. If HG person is lurking here and sees HG avafag erping, he should just keep quiet about it and pass on, after all he's here..
>>1915379
>>1915361
wtf is rong with u ppl. yall niggas need to get help.
>>1915379
>steps on your ears
>>1915378
>implying it's not the same person who's been shitposting the entire time
He types like he he's going through ESL classes
>lollipop boy will never share another milkshake with you
>>1915408
Ow!! Don't step on the ears! They're sensitive!
>>1915289
Mary-chan, please save us ;-;
>>1915435
Please, enlighten me as to how the check works in a relatively fast moving thread, anon.
u kno im treating u like a piece of trash rite?
>>1915425
You wanted to be stepped on. You didn't specify where though. So. Where else would you want to be stepped on? Eh?
Is this what you guys call a shitstorm? This is fucking disappointing. Where the fuck is the pizzazz?
>>1915445
huh~? But my eye power is temporal paralysis, not salvation...
>>1915453
>>1915414
i just noticed i didn't reply
>>1915478
It's fine! I don't mind.
>>1915476
>Mary will never rape you while you are paralyzed
>>1915466
Shut the fuck up Hokko.
>>1915458
O-on the face.
>She says, kneeling in front of the anon.
All we're missing is the tier list.
>>1915528
I-I was just trying to lighten the mood...
>>1915505
footfags are the worst. you're a complete waste of my time. just hurry up and die under my foot.
>>1915511
I would never do such a thing...
>>1915532
>Gives off a shrug, and plants the sole the foot right on her nose. Balancing just enough to minimize any wiggling about. Then adds in a bit more pressure, as my toes massages at her forehead.
It's not the best foot in the world, but it'll do. Hopefully.
>>1915554
I'd love to die by the power of your foot!
>>1915592
hes really wants to die over a foot. you cant make this shit up senpai.
>>1915603
Stockings are the b-best!
Wow I expected a shitstorm, not just cancer as usual.
we're almost at the image limit anon. do you think you'll die by then?
Good evening
>>1915643
and we done
>>1915643
Proooooooonnnn
But this isn't HG..
>>1915637
I need more...
>>1915643
PROON
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
>>1915663
>>1915663
>>1915663
>>1915663
>>1915663
>>1915577
>She began to breath heavily, taking in the scent of your foot as you began to add more pressure onto her face.
T-they.... are perfect.
>>1915643
YOU MAD MAN!!!
>Parsee