/sug/ - Steven Universe General Weaponized autism edition

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2nd for amy's huge ass

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>>1836800
>Weaponized autism edition
time to bring out the guns

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>tfw no SU video games to make hiatus more bearable
>Not even fanmade ones

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5th for french su

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>>1836800

>>1836844
I wish someone would explain how emulating phone games works so I could play ATL.

>>1836864
I have ATL and It's disappointing. It gets old very fast and is the same thing repeated for like 2 hours.

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and of course, plush, a weapon that fights off lonesomeness

Let's say that Steven can impregnate a Gem, and when the child is born both Steven and the Gem survives, and the child gets both of their parent's Gems but the parents still keep their own Gems, but as a side effect Steven and the Gem can no longer fuse, ever. Would it be worth it?

>>1836844
Have you tried 'Attack the Light!'?

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What is she reporting, /sug/?

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>>1836880
Well, Steven never really used to Fusing all that much, like a side thing he does so I dont think he would be too bent out of shape
Pearl would freak out and possibly crack her own gem
Garnet would already see it coming so no
Methyst has a sweet tooth for it so she may get mad
The only one who I can say who wouldnt be upset is Lapis and Peridot(Jasper may like it now)

awe fuck-berries
I replied to the wrong anon

>>1836909
Steven is like a pre-teen. He really shouldn't be napping with young ladies like that anymore, embraced in their arms and what not.

If Amethyst eats garbage - does kissing her would be like kissing thashcan and tasting rotten slimy things, which will stuck in her teeth?

>>1836956
I'd say so. She lives in filth and eats shit like wrotten burritos, why wouldn't she taste and smell like this as well?

>>1836909
Assuming you're responding to >>1836886, what I mean is that essentially they give birth to their fusion. For example, if Steven impregnates Peridot she gives birth to the Peridot/Steven fusion, but Steven and Peridot can no longer fuse. The fusion is now no longer just a fusion, and is now their very own person, and is the child of Steven and the other Gem.

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I hope we see a Steven redesign eventually to represent him aging. I wouldn't mind his VA trying to age up Steven's voice too. I'm getting pretty annoyed with how high pitch and childish he is making his voice in order to fit the character. The VA looks like he could start attending college in a year and he is trying to use the voice of a 10 year old.

>>1836986
I think the VA is 18.

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>>1836925
But its perfectly fine to fuse with another young lady, but not okay to take healthy naps with someone else?
tsk tsk
>>1836979
oh that makes sense, but would it work also for Connie since shes human?

>>1837010
I also disapprove of his fusion antics.

>>1837010
Didn't really think about Connie, but I guess? I'm just wondering if you think that that would be a fair trade, to have a hybrid child with both parents surviving and retaining their own Gems while the child is the fusion of the parents and gets the fusion's Gem but the parents can no longer fuse.

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I want to spank Jasper

>>1836864
I emulated it to play it, use Bluestacks.

>>1836875
I disagree I thought it was very fun.

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>>1837024
Honestly yes, I think its 100% fair in my opinion.
TO LIVE and SEE your child, and raise it together is a fine price to not fuse anymore with your lover, ps that pic below your post, hot damn!
>>1837017
Now we have some even grounds, but what are the limits? how close is TOO close??

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>>1837034
What would she like more, a surprise spanking or a surprise kiss on the lips?

And which of these would end up in a struggle snuggle?

>>1837044
Yeah, I tried that. I've got experience with a lot of other emulators, but nothing has ever just not done anything like that did.

>>1837055
I love short hair Jasper

>>1837052
>hugging a young lady from behind
>both barefoot

This is straight up debauchery.

>>1837055
Steven likes kissing more than spanking.

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>>1837055

>short hair Jasper

>>1836795
Why do those legs do so many things to me.

I can't like this thing, I know I can't, it's got Steven in it. Plus it's androgynous and could easily be a young man. Then why does it entice me so much though?

>>1837064
Lapis is way over 5000 years old, and her love for Steven I'd completely pure, so it's fine.

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>>1837082
How about this?

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>>1837111

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There are already plenty of girls with short hair on the crew, why would you take one of Jasper's best features away?

>>1837055
>>1837111
I want her to pinch my butt

>>1837102
Best-case scenario he's a maleherm, and you can fuck his vagina while ignoring his cock. Worst-case scenario he's a guy and you can only fuck his ass unless he uses shapeshifting.

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I want to impregnate Jasper. You think Jasper would be okay with getting a baby bump?

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>>1837111
Reminds me of short hair Korra for some reason

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>>1837151
She'd only let Greg or Steven impregnate her.

>>1836888
Yes, it's a fun little Paper Mario clone but it's not enough. I want something with the length of games CN used to make, like Taz Wanted.

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>>1837127
i feel ya anon, shes got a damn fine mane

>>1837173
I'm pretty sure she'd let me if I bested her in combat. It's like the rules of nature.

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>>1837173
>Type in Jasper to find pics
>All that grasper
its catching on pretty damn fast

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>>1837161
It's called a bob, and it is concentrated sexiness... If the girl is cute to begin with.

>>1837215
Bobs and long hair that reaches the ass are both great.

Everything else ranges from mediocre to shit.

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>>1837203
Now we just need more Jaspven.

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>>1837111
dem trips

>>1837251
Hair that reaches your ass is a real hassle. I'm not surprised no woman goes for that these days. Women actually do shit these days instead of just sit around on their ass, growing hair and popping out babies.

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>>1836842
>big guns
>literally a thumbnail
I know you're used to your penis' standards but come on

>>1837269
Holy shit, indexer! I'll tolerate you simply posting higher resolution images on /trash/ but shut the fuck up!

>>1837269
Jokes on you Index, I didnt say 'big'
Is your eyesight as bad as your burns

>>1837264
It's not so bad. Brushing my hair can be really nice and relaxing.

And I don't see what it has to do with being barefoot and pregnant like you're implying, it's just long hair.

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>>1837278
This is still an imageboard
I'm gonna type in every shitty joke I can in every slot I can

Literally fill every hole
>>1837284
I'm sorry, I'm still thinking about my gargantuan member and I slipped
on it
oh jeez

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Preorder from Gamestop to get the exclusive nurse outfit!

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>>1837286
Women are more busy these days with jobs, which means less time for everything else, including brushing their hair. Short hair is practical. They would all have bob cuts or shorter if not for gender norms.

>>1837315
Now you've gone too far.

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>>1837325
Next is bald. I don't have any bald.

What if Steven drops truth bombs when he has really passionate sex with someone he loves?

>>1837315
Well my hair always smells like a big pile of honey and vanilla so everyone else is just missing out.

And it's really not a hassle at all. If peasant girls in the middle ages can grow long hair even though their idea of bathing was not bathing, and their idea of hygiene led to plagues, it couldn't be that hard. Hairbands help too.

>>1837298
Indexter, just cause your average size dick feels big to you since youre a tiny manlet, doesnt quite give you bragging rights, sorry pal

>>1837339
Having long hair is a huge waste of time senpai. When I cut my hair short I never looked back.

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I don't care how impractical it is, long well cared for hair is so much more beautiful.

>>1837345
Nothing about having it seems like a hassle to me. Just shampoo, condition, and I brush it while watching TV or shitposting on 4chan. I enjoy having long hair way too much to consider cutting it.

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We hair now?

>>1837350
Long hair is just ugly, sorry. It's just like ew, keep that shit away from me it's way too long.

>>1837357
I'm sorry your taste is so shit. It must be awful having bad opinions all the time.

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>>1837356
Yes. Fuck fangs, fuck feet, we're hairfags now.

>>1837354
I hate wet hair and it always took ages for my hair to dry so I'm much happier now that water doesn't drip down my back anymore.

>>1837357
Bad opinions are just shitty, sorry. It's like, ew, your taste is of poo.

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>>1837356
fashion i guess

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>>1837055
>>1837111
>short hair Jasper
Now she just looks like a typical dyke

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#hair

>>1837366
I just wrap a towel around it. Don't care if I have to look like a babushka for a while. Plus it's really nice when you've had it in a ponytail, and when you take it out your hair is still slightly damp where the elastic was enough to be a little cool. Really nice sensation on my neck.

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What if Steven got Rose's hair when he grows up?

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>>1837363
Long hair to me is always a sign of not caring or being unkempt.

If you care about yourself or you are a respectable business person, you have your hair short. A person with long hair doesn't have to do anything that demands responsibility, so they don't care if their TOTALLY FREE LONG HAIR MAAAAN gets in the way of shit.

A real, functional human being has short hair, and no facial hair either. Take Mayor Dewey for example. Hot and cool as fuck son who loves him, holds a position of great power as mayor, and he's the most handsome adult man in beach city. Respectable haircut, no beard.

And then take a look at Greg. Bum, going to develop skin cancer because he's homeless all the time and not covered up, spends his time doing stupid shit like playing guitar and BEING A COOL BUDDY DAD (fuck off), obese, and his son is a complete faggot being raised by 3 lesbians. Long EPIC MANE DUDE and some nasty ass facial hair.

You see the difference?

>>1837354
How often do you shampoo and condition? I've been doing it every other day and I want to know if there's a better way to keep my hair healthy.

>>1837398 (You)

>>1837400
>washing your hair every day

that's actually terrible for your hair senpai. You're going to ruin it.

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>>1837398
>holds a position of great power
>The entire town wanted to kill him in one episode

Oh yeah, he's real respected.

>>1837412
Nevermind, I'm retarded. But I still think every other day is too much as well.

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>>1837400
I usually do it daily, but sometimes I skip a day and just thoroughly rinse it.

>>1837398
>You see the difference?

Yeah, Greg fucked the space rock he wanted to fuck but Dewey is never gonna fuck Pearl. Get rekt matey.

>>1837412
So don't shampoo and condition every day?

What's the recommended time to do it?

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>>1837417
Every other day is actually the best, I think. Maybe every three.
Until I was in high school, I washed and conditioned every day and my hair became a greasy mess. Some one mentioned how they only washed their hair every other day and I gave it a shot. My hair looked fantastic just a week or so later.

>>1837417
Oh, really? I'll start cutting back.

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>>1837413
The people of Beach City are all stupid. Plus ITS SO HILAIROUS WHEN LITTLE GRAN GRAN INCITES RIOT TEEHEE!!!!!!!!! Fucking retarded bullshit.

>>1837421
>Yeah, Greg fucked the space rock he wanted to fuck but Dewey is never gonna fuck Pearl.
Good things come to those who wait. The Rose love arc must end eventually, and Dewey is a means to that end. Mark my fucking words, screencap my post. If I'm wrong, I will publicly denounce my waifu as a slut. Won't fucking happen chap.

And if you ask me, Rose just used Greg to develop her ultimate weapon. He's not some fucking unstoppable sexy love god. He's just some dumbass bum who happened to be in the right place at the right time to fit into Rose's grand scheme.

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>>1837427
If you do it everyday you'll mess with your natural hair properties. It depends on the person, but it's best if you wash your hair when you start feeling it get dirty. That could be every other day or every 3 days for you.

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>>1837430
>brushing curls
idk why this bugs me but it does

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>>1837445
>Good things come to those who wait.

Yeah, Pearl only needs to wait a few more decades, a blink of the eye to a Gem, for Dewey to die and stop pestering her.

>>1837461
Thanks for bringing my computer to a stand still for 3 seconds while it loaded your overly large picture you fucking dick.

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>>1837465
You sound mad.
I saved it just for you.

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>>1837445
>Good things come to those who wait.

It's a good thing Pearl only has to wait another 30 or so years for Dewey to die.

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>>1837465
You can see the pixel size, surely that and my image name could tell you it was a big picture.

>>1837461
>That big ol lappy
we're gonna need a bigger thread

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>>1837471
>>1837461
It's been a work in progress for multiple Dewey generations to win the affection of the hot one.

This Dewey is the final fucking chance to achieve victory, and let's be honest it's not gonna be Buck because he looks like a filthy Garnetfag with his gay fuccboi puffy lips.

The line of Deweys that lust after Pearl ends here. The whole point of the episode historical friction was that Deweys never quit.


MAYOR DEWEY

WILL

SUCCEED

It is his last chance to do so.

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>>1837315

>>1837484
>It is his last chance to do so.

Which is funny, because he never had a chance to begin with!

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>>1837356

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>>1837484
Im not a big fan of this ship, but hey, have this to make you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmrckka5rlk

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>>1837484
>It is his last chance to do so.
Funny, he never had one in the first place!

>>1837397
That would be dumb

>>1837703
I don't think so, it could look pretty cool.

>>1837484
If you'd like some Pewey lewds you should try out this blog: http://sniggysmut.tumblr.com/

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Best gem coming through

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>>1837731
We need a conclusion to this

>>1837497
>>1837490
She'll come around.

>>1837495
>>1837710
Appreciate it anons. Not even sure why I'm talking about pewey right now. I was initially saying long hair was ugly.

>>1837736
Is that conclusion creampies?

>>1837740
>She'll come around.

Yeah, to his grave so she can do some ballet dancing on top of it.

If Steven were to let a Gem put her penis up his butt, which Gem would it be?

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>>1837743
yes

>>1837706
Yes, it could, if he keeps it long and down. Tied up or kept short it'll look stupid, like it does in that picture.

>>1837817
Connie.

>>1837817
Peridot, naturally.

>>1837817
All the gems, Steven wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.

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>>1837835
Like this?

>>1837743
It could be her getting a facial and saying she doesn't actually hate him

So...this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvyV6gLRiw

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>>1837469
I've been trying to lower this image's quality even more and it's not going well. Everything I do ends up making it smoother or cleaner.
I've tried shrinking it and changing it to a .gif to a .bmp and back to .jpg but nothing's working.

>>1837850
Not long or imperious enough.
It's gotta be billowing behind him like an imposing cloak.

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>>1837915
Like this?

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Just wanna let yall know that I love Peridot, and if she was real she'd love me too.

>>1837936
Longer maybe, but that ain't bad.

>>1837044
It's fun, but only until you beat it 3 hours later. Fun? Yeah. Worth the $$? Not really.

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Is this movie any good?

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This is funny.

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>>1837950
I don't think so

>>1837950
How do you know she'd love you at all?
How do you know she'd acknowledge your existence?

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>>1837951

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The picture of elegance.

Which fusion, real or fictional, would you most be like, anon?

I'd probably be Lars x Steven.

>>1837967
Because I'm a nice guy and I'd be able to give her a home to keep her safe.

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>>1837111

I love it

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We need more art of Steven with long Rose-like hair.

>>1837998
Fuck you. Fuck long hair Steven.

AND FUCK THAT FUCKING DRESS

GODDAMN HE'S A FUCKING MALE, NOT A GODDAMN WOMAN

>>1837992
I'd be most like Opal.
Can't remember shit.
No idea what day today is, even, or if I've eaten yet.
Also I have arms and legs and am alive so we have that in common.

>>1837993
>nice guy
Okay. Sure.
Peridot doesn't need a home, though. She doesn't need any place to 'stay', she's constantly doing something.

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>>1838009
Long hair Steven is great, but Steven in a dress is stupid.

>>1838009
I agree. Long hair Steven could be cool but mostly he ends up being drawn like a faggot or a manchild.

>>1837992
This is stupid. The only fusions that have had enough screen time to get a real personality are Garnet and Stevonnie.

>>1837992
Greg and Steven. Voiced by Jack Black.

>>1838018
Yes, but we have enough info on practically every non-fusion character introduced we can make an educated guess on what the fusion'd be like.

>>1838041
Well, what do you think a Pearl/Steven fusion would be like? Motherly and very protective but gets really angry and/or mad whenever someone he cares about is hurt?

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>>1838013
>Steven Super Gem
>Not Super Steven 3

>>1838011
I'd help her contact Homeworld so they can glass our planet or do whatever they planned to do, and then join the gems as the only human survivor and claim my place among the stars (with my waifu, too)

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fan speculation is the real terror

>>1838079
Yo Steve man! How's about you hand over those frickin' chaaps?

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>>1838086

>>1838079
Dust off one of those bags of chaaps. I'm gonna eat it.

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>>1838087
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>Anonymous 03/11/16(Fri)07:18:07 No.1837731▶>>1837736

>>1838089
Peridot makes everything better.

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Did anybody said big breasted Pearls

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>>1838130

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>>1838132

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>>1838102
I disagree.

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>>1838130
>>1838132
>>1838136
>those inverted nips

Does anyone have the reference sheets for Mrs. Maheswaren?

>>1838139
I-it's okay, Peridot is like kitty. Will land on feet. And if she doesn't, she will poof and come back even cuter.

You cannot end her smile.

>>1838059
I don't think the diamonds would reward you the way you want.
I just think they'll wipe you out with the rest, including Peridot.

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I'm surprised no on interrupted that.

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>>1838153
>>1838156
>>1838158
>>1838161
>>1838164
DIE FASTER

>>1838164
>Green like Peridot

What does this symbolize?

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>>1838153
>>1838156
>>1838158
>>1838161
>>1838164
Is she going to orgasm?

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>>1838171
You first.
>>1838176
Green like Malachite is probably more accurate.

>>1838176
Lapis is gonna drown is Green pussy

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good morning sug
how did you sleep? did you have pleasant dreams?

i had a dream that i was a vampire in a market in ancient china, then i went to hell and a couple inhabiting the corpses there was having sex while eating each others flesh, then i had an argument with some dude that throwed dices at me and was full of ace, i called him an eternal 15 yo and he lost his shit lol.

>>1838203
full of acne*

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>>1838203
I didnt.

Its 8:30

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>>1838187
I want Lapis and Jasper to enjoy Steven's puns and to make amazing puns with him, not the shit ones like Pearl and Amy make. Then they bond over their amazing sense of humor.

>>1838203
I can't sleep, I'm too busy learning how to use Blender so I can make a low poly Priyanka model.

>>1838179
The only one who can bring Lapis to orgasm is Steven.

>>1838047
Perhaps, or she'd act very aloof & naive yet graceful & balanced.
>>1838203
Horribly. Only 5 hours.

I've muscled through worse, though

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I think this will mostly happen, only the box will be wreaked in the first panel.

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>>1838203
I slept, but I had a weird dream involving my sister.

>>1838241
How weird was it? Did you fuck?

>>1838238
Why is Lapis so small in that picture holy shit.

>>1838226
Isn't that kind of what Opal is?

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>>1838241
>not posting the superior version

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I don't like most of this artist's subject matter, but his SFW stuff is neat.
>>1838252
Think about how small Peridot and Steven must be.

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>>1838252
because she's actually that small.

>>1838261
>pearl and lapis arguing over they baby daddy

SU would be infinitely better if it just devolved into one long Maury episode.

>>1838267
No she's not.

>>1838203
7-8 hour sleep, had a lot of very nice JasperxSteven and Opal Steven dreams.

>>1838275
She used to be, and looking at this picture Amethyst used to be bigger.

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>>1838203
I slept for like 2 hours, woke up at 4 am, went on a 2 hour ride to school only to find out the dickheads had cancelled classes today and sent us an email about it at fuckin 5 am.
Oh well, at least I can relax a bit.

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>>1838283
No, she's not.

>>1838241
tell us about it.
>>1838280
i would trade my vampiric ride on hell for those any day.
>>1838213
rest buddy, you'll need it to succeed today.

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>>1838267
It's easy for Pearl to have resized that you know.
I kept looking for that too but if it's gonna be inaccurate as fuck.

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>>1838292

>>1838304
Listen, that's still taller than Lapis was in that comic. She's just a bit shorter than Pearl.

>>1838250
>>1838298
I went upstairs in my dream and saw my sister you-know-whatting while in the chair she typically sits in.

Which I have seen on more than one occasion. One of the negative aspects about being an adult and still living at home with siblings who are also adults. She's like a NEET and plays videogames all day but also does you-know-what when she thinks nobody is around.

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Lapis is smaller than Pearl but taller than Peridot and Amethyst for sure.

Steven is a bad referencial since his height change with every animator

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How would greg react to stevonnie?

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>>1838318
I like that Lapis height.
It's not as ridiculously small as >>1838267
But it's also not taller than Pearl which you would expect.

I would actually like to see if Sapphire and Ruby are actually shorter than Peridot though.

>>1838326
Didn't he already?

>>1838326
Greg's already reacted to them.

>>1838318
>this resolution.
I need
to CLICK

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>>1838326
he already did anon

>>1838326
He already has though.

>>1838318
How the fuck do the diamonds have any chance against Alex?

>>1838326
How would Greg react to a Steven/Amethyst fusion? Steven/Garnet fusion? Steven/Jasper fusion? Steven/Lapis fusion? Steven/Pearl fusion? Steven/Peridot fusion?

>>1838347
Fusion?

>>1838318
Everything past Greg is unfuckable.

You cannot fuck giant women or even something like Jasper or Garnet. Dick is too small, and these women are far too thick.

>>1838357
Don't project yourself onto the rest of us.

>>1838355
Solo, I meant.
Diamonds VS Crystal Gems
they sure as fuck won't fuse

>>1838364
We don't know what the Diamond are capable of doing. It could be a one-sided curb-stomp as far as we know.

>>1838334
>>1838338
>>1838342
>>1838345
>>1838353
How would greg react to my dick in your mouth

>>1838317
Did you help her finish?

>>1838364
They're probably regarded as god queens for a reason anon.

>>1838364
Considering alex got slapped around by jasper and lapis i doubt the diamonds are weaker. Besides they absolutely will fuse. homeworld doesnt have anything against fusion, just cross gem fusion. And the diamonds are all diamonds

>>1838318
Once this gets down to Lapis size, the whole thing is wildly inaccurate.

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>>1838318

>>1838318
Garnet is way shorter than Rose and Jasper

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>>1838416
There is know right way to tell

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>>1838416
>>1838438
this scene jasper is almost the same size.Garnet is lowering her head a bit

In this one Jasper looks way taller than Garnet

>>1838451
This is off-putting.

>>1838451
That Peri Amethyst is surprisingly cute. The green one, I mean.

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>>1838451

>>1838458
no it isnt

>>1838347
thats why diamonds hate unsanctioned fusions, they know it's the only way to rival their power. also, they have a fleet of starships.

>>1838391
pfft, that's like saying rose quartz and amethyst are just quartz

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>>1838496
They are though. Honestly we dont have enough information to go on since the only decried fusion is ruby/sapphire which are obviously different

>>1838496
Amethyst is a regular quartz
Rose is a specialsnowflake

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>>1838448
i agree.
>>1838318
this size chat however seems slightly flawed.

>>1838541
It's more than slightly flawed.

>>1838541
bent legs bro.

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>>1838537
>pfw they're buddies after 1 episode

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>>1838558

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>>1838318
Pearl is way taller than Peridot and Lapis

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>>1838558
It better not be that quick.

>>1838267
wait... this is from one of the leaked things?

>>1838572
Lapis is also much taller than no enhancers Peri.

>>1838576
Ocean gem

>>1838572
It worries me where Pearl is pointing that drill.

>>1838575
>>1838578
wrong reply

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>>1838572
Man, i cant get over how ridiculous peridot looks

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>>1838576
No she's not.

>>1838578
silly me, didn't noticed the CGs old design, for reasons I didn't recognized the scene

>>1838130
>>1838132
>>1838136
>big breasted Pearls
>but they all have inverted nipples
I'm conflicted about how to feel about this.

>>1838580
Pearl could kill all the Crystal gems if she snapped. Garnet would never expect it so her future vision wouldn't help her.

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Reminder that Pearl loves Steven.

>>1838665
Garnet is easily 4/5 times stronger than the other CG. No chance.

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>>1838648
I don't understand, neither of those are negatives.

>>1838683
You could kill Garnet easily. Shoot her with a gun.

Then, after she's poofd, walk up and shoot her gems. Bam, dead gem.

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endgame

>>1838694
Yeah man, I like Steven and Connie too. You posted the wrong picture of them though.

>>1838697
Connie is garbage.

>>1838700
I don't understand this meme.

>>1838700
That's a weird way of spelling Peridot.

>>1838683
Not if it was a sneak attack, all she'd have to do is attack her from behind just like her holopearl did, once she's poofed or unfuses into Ruby and Sapphire crushing their gems would be simple.

>>1838688
The first one is.

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>>1838704
>Sneaking up on Garnet
>Sneaking up on someone who can predict the future

Good luck with that.

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>>1838701
Connie is a shitty self-insert weeb mary sue dress up doll.

There is no reason for her to be a part of the CGs but OH WOW SHE CAN SWING A SWORD AND IS A MASTER EVEN THO SHES LIKE 10

Haha she said a random japanese word. Itakadimeretsu! OMG that's totally like me IRL. Fuck off Sugar.

Literal fucking garbage. Oh look she's in a NEW dress this week woooowwww she's soooo kewwwt xd. Fucking self indulgent fuckwit artists just like to draw her in this weeks cute outfit.

>people still arguing about character heights and charts

It's not defined. Like, Lapis is taller than Steven and shorter than Pearl. That's it. She's not x times taller or shorter. She can be anywhere between the two depending on how the boarder wants it. That's why all of those pictures contradict each other. Hell, in her first scene she goes from being two heads taller than Steven to being just half a head taller. In the same scene.

>>1838711
Possible futures that she expects you dumbass.

Week of Sardonyx showed us that her future vision can't predict something she could never expect.

>>1838717
Sounds like somebody is just jealous that Connie has better outfits than them.

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>>1838720
>People discussing their heights when the crew confirmed they aren't consistent with how tall they draw them.

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>>1838722
You saying she WOULDN'T expect a sneak attack from Pearl?

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So Connie can fight reasonable well with a sword for an 11 year old. How well do you think Priyanka could fight with a scalpel? She'd probably know just where to cut to inflict the most bleeding.

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>>1838717
Christ, anon. I cannot comprehend this level of butthurt.

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>>1838704
>>1838692
good luck with that

>>1838743
I mean Pearl is a bit unstable, but I doubt she would ever expect Pearl to do something that crazy.

Although Garnet probably is more wary of Pearl and how she's feeling after the Sardonyx incident.

>>1838754
>that filename
Oh fuck yourself in every hole.

The day she becomes a main character, I'm dropping this miserable fucking shit show. Right now she's still a relatively obscure side character who has an occasional episode.

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>>1838748
>touching your skin with bloody gloves
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>1838717
You're the same guy who was complaining about the watermelons, aren't you?

>>1838761
It doesn't matter how strong Garnet is, she can't defend herself if it's a SNEAK ATTACK, that's the fucking point.

>>1838766
I am, but I'm not the only one who is tired of this bullshit fucking character Connie.

>>1838765
It's raspberry jelly, someone has to pack Connie's lunches.

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>>1838763
Anon, you are already gone. You just don't know it yet. Nothing else explains your analannihilation.

>>1838763
>Relatively obscure
>Side character.
HahahaHAHAHAH

>>1838572
"You put the dildo on the end and voila, hyperspeed orgasm generator"

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>>1838704
>>1838770
>People that don't watch the cartoon show but want to evangelize about something show-related
>>1838777
>Gloves on to avoid sticky shit on your skin
>put said sticky shit on your skin anyway
There's no saving that piece of GARBAGE man, stop trying

>>1838717
Hey mind if I shake you over my eggs? They needed some salt

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Why won't you just stop feeding him?

>>1838779
>giving your family sword to some fucking human child instead of wielding it yourself


This makes me so fucking mad I can't even think straight right now.

God sugar is a fucking hack and nobody should support her show with views, torrent these fucking episodes if you must watch them.

>>1838763
Be gone, she will be main character and the show ill needs a fan such as you

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>>1838770
I don't think she'd think that's possible

>>1838670
But she's never said it, not once.
Even when Steven reverted to a baby (and was presumably still as conscious of the world around him as a 14 year old) she simply pushed him away.

>>1838788
It's his sword to give. Plus, Connie is gonna be a part of his family anyways.

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>>1838787
His reactions amuse us

>>1838791
That's the point, if she didn't think it was possible she'd never be able to predict it with her future vision.

Honestly this conversation is stupid because her future vision is so inconsistent in how it operates depending on the writers.

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>>1838788
Steven sees himself as mostly human, as far as he cares all he did was give a friend a very cool gift

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Did someone say crack ship?

>>1838801
Yeah, fuck this meme-tier plot device. future vision is retarded.

>>1838788
If you hate the show why are you here?

Remember when Steven entrusted his mother's sword with Connie and she promised to let nothing happen to it?

Remember when she lost not five minutes after that?

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>>1838801
Still got her reflexes though, she hasn't fought a 5750+ year long war without getting something senpai.
Her future vision is pretty much plot based at this point though so it's not something you should rely on THAT much.

>>1838788
>God sugar is a fucking hack and nobody should support her show with views
Sorry to break it to you, bud, but your views don't support the show. They don't actually matter at all.

>>1838816
That was both their faults though. They should have hidden it better.

>>1838813
I don't hate the show. I just hate most of the characters save for one or two, and I hate most of the themes of the episodes, as well as the plots of most episodes, as well as a lot of the other components like the music some of the singing.

>>1838827
To be absolutely far the exchange happened like ten seconds before the good doctor barged in

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>>1838792
She still loves him and cares about him immensely, it's just that she's never been able to tell him.

>>1838833
It sounds like you just hate the show

>>1838817
Pearl has her reflexes too, and she's been practising much longer than Garnet has.

Although Rose's passing has deeply affected her. It's not clear just how deep it's fucked up Garnet though, maybe when we get an episode of her opening up to the others and not just Steven we'll see that

>>1838213
>I hate my life
I hate your life to dude

>>1838847
Why? The butthurt is hilarious.

>>1838835
And they actually almost got away with hiding it as a coat rack.

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POST BLOOPLE

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>>1838835
I wouldn't call it barging in when it's her own home.