/sug/ - Steven Universe General Privately Secured Edition

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first for poil

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Lapis is BEST GEM.

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my seven universe oc horny bitch girl

I wish Pearlfags and Lapisfags would just leave.

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Which gem is the most sexual?

>>163141
>no longer Bulma
Thank you

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my other steven universe oc sexy bitch girl

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>>163133

First for cubist gems.

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>REMOVE SHADES EDITION

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>>163158

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When will hiatus be over?

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>>163158
>>163167

>>163186
2016

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Posting moar.

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>>163204
Spamming is against the rules. Even here.

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I don't think i can forget the kindness of the Anon who did this one though.

>>163192
>December 2016

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>>163238
TINY HEAD

BIG HANDS

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>>163250
>September 2001

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Nobody would be able to take Garnet seriously without the shades.

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>>163250
Pls no

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>>163149
Garnet. She's made of two sexy gems.

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>>163267
I barely take her seriously as it is.

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>>163319

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>>162056
Not sure on midget squad's personality bUT I have a crappy sketch of what I think she might look like, I have a feeling it's too detailed

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>>163133
fuck pearl

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>>163385
Will never understand why the editor didn't use logoless 1080p versions.

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>>163212
is there a place were spamming is even allowed?

>>163418
The gif doesn't work.

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Does anyone have that MEGA with around 1600 files of SU fanart?

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>>163260
fuck pearl

>>163418
pendejo

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>>163446
Yes, it was done on purpose to fuck with the "fuck pearl" fag.

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>>163480
This kind of posting will still go on even when we come back won't it?

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>>163480
Get back over that fence.

>>163507
That meme has been going on since /cosug/, so I guess he won't stop anytime soon

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>>163532
If it's the same guy from all the way back then, that'd be some good dedication to fuck pearl.

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>>163532
>/cosug/
Sice we're on /trash/ now, should /sug/ stand for "Steven Universe Garbage" for the duration of our stay?

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>>163494
good job

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>>163554
So are we /amethyst/ now.

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>>163336
Whoa

>>163552
as far as i know i'm the only one who does it, so i guess i am the same guy.

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Your pearl has gotten pretty smug and complacent lately.
What do you do?

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>>163620
>"Ain't letting you become a fucking smug bitch on my watch"

me momo steven ME MOMO STEVEN

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>>163224
I'm still here anon.

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Pearl abusing Steven to get him to fuse when?

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>>163830
>Steven retaliates with shield bird is stunned, runs off crying knowing she got rejected

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>>163620
Expose her to radical Rosian rhetoric.

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Hooray for Lapis![nonspoiler];_;[/nonspoiler]

>>163830
Pearl would be a horrible drunk. All that truth she's hiding would just spill out and make her look like such a shitty person. Even more so than she did before.

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>>163914
>Expose her to radical Rosian rhetoric.
>Encouraging your poil to betray you and run away
Maximum kek.

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crystal gems = refugees

>>164039
Well, they are pretty much taking refuge on a foreign planet because they're war criminals on Homeworld.

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>>164039
Rose = War criminal
Crystal gems = ISIS

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>>163998
>not being a Pink sleeper agent
>not slowly converting the local populace
>not picking the strongest, smartest, and most independent Pearls to easily recruit

>>164039
Clearly you didn't heard the cookie cat song

>>164116
well, the songs on Steven universe are shit.

>>164137
Both music and scenery is top tier tho.

>>164176
scenery i can accept
music i can not.

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>>164137
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIT
SICK BURNS

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I am really sorry to the guy that wanted a Jasper and Greg story yesterday. I forgot and was busy all day today.

I hope this can it up to you all, sorry.

>>164215
*can make it up

>>164200
To clarify, by music I meant soundtrack.
Why dont you like it?
Genuinely curious here.
Do you feel it doesnt fit the scenes?
It doesn't suit your musical tastes?
Does it feel cheap?

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>>164215
>IT WAS ME

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>>164215
pretty cute

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>>163966
hooray

>>164270
jassssppppeeerrrrrr

>>164292
Thank you very much, wrote on eight, because of the bigger text limit makes it easier on me.

I know nobody wants multiple little bites when you can get a big one.

>>164267
well, background music is great
but the songs
as a fedora wearing faggot who listens to bob Dylan
i feel like the lyrics are cheap and generic
the singing is Ok (i do enjoy stronger than you and what ever the hell pearl is bitching about in a song)
i hate kid sounding voice singing

>>164215
This is some cute autism.

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AMETHYST WILL NEVER GET A GOOD SONG
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>164116
Remember what Steven saw if Future Vision?

>I never thought he would be evil!

>>164447
I will take that as a compliment.

I appreciate the honesty.

>>164421
I agree with your post.
Heh, good thing I asked you to specify instead of calling you a faggot and sending the fuck >>>/out/

>>164519
Nah, autism is just a buzzword I use when I feel someone puts way too much thought into something that doesn't benefit them. It was 10/10, anon.

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>>164563
Ah, but you are wrong on one tiny thing my friend.

I do benefit from this, making you happy, makes me happy.

It tells me I did good. And that's the best thing that anyone can be told.

>>164522
well, i did call myself a faggot in my own post

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Does Steven have a social security number? Or birth certificate? Or any form of identification proving he is a US citizen? Isn't he technically Rose's anchor baby?
Deportation episode when?

>>164675
When Ronald Rump becomes president.

All illegals, get behind the white picket fence.

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>>164675
i smell something funny around here......

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>>164700

>>164816
Why is she saluting him?

>>164816
What candidate does tumblr back?

>>164905
A: it's not saluting
Or B: as a farewell gift.

>>164924
you're not very bright, are you

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>>164918
Sanders mostly. There's a lot of posts mocking Clinton's twitter attempts to be Relevant and Hip to the Youth

>>164816
Good thing I am voting for trump.

American will be made great again, whether the gems want it or not.

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>>164924
Are you serious?

>>165002
>implying gems might give a fuck
they're too busy fucking up rose kid and being terrorist

A social service agent take Steven away from the gems.

While the gems take action and try to find Steven,Greg decides that the best course is to watch the movie Taken so he knows how to act.

While in a Foster home Steven finds a mysterious girl with a blue stone in her chest.

Make it happen Sugar.

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>>164994
>>165009

Wait, you seriously think that was bait?
And not just a genuine question?

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>>164996
>tumblr is supposedly capable of recognizing pandering
>yet they support Bernie

>>165055
that's why we need the navy seals

turrests go home back to libea

>>163620
Spank her cock up and down.

>>165106
>yet they support Bernie
>implying that's bad?

>>164996
>>165106

You two are serious morons. That's like asking what candidate Facebook supports or which candidate 4chan supports. ALL of them, tumblr is huge enough for there to be a significant following for all of the non-literally who candidates.

>>165237
The problem isn't that they think one site supports one person, it's that they always think majority rules. And that's why we're here.

>>165237
There's generally a vocal majority when it comes to a websites opinion on political candidates, anon. That's all I curious about. I'm not conducting a poll.
take it down a notch

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Really grinding through these threads, aren't we?

>>165463
what would be the first website pearl would visit?

>>165463

It's the exact same as it was on /co/, The first two thirds of the thread is almost totally just memes and pictures. Considering only thirty people have posted in the thread, that means you've got the same people doing it every thread.

[spoiler]Which is honestly pathetic.[/spoiler]

>>165490
Well I am new to this, I write stories for you all. I hope that there is others when co absorbs us against our will.

Which reminds me, does anyone interested in a write request?

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PFT here,
any art request?

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>>165490
Try and stop me, faggot.

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>>165534
write a story about Steven doing drugs

>>165535
Pearl selling Rose Quartz Merchandise

>>165535
garnet sucking dick

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>>165124
communist fucker get out

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>>165079
Just imagine the initial interview if a social worker showed up.
>So, Steven, have your guardians ever fought with one another?
>Sometimes... but they always make up!
>Oh! Were these fights verbal?... physical?
>Um, a couple times... man, one time Pearl and Amethyst got into this HUGE fight! Amethyst electrified her whip and Pearl was shooting at Amethyst with her spear, it was kinda scary to see. But they apologized so everything's okay!
>They used weapons, in front of you?!
>Yeah! They teach me how to use my own weapon too, so we can fight monsters! It's our job!
>...(I have to get this child out of here right now)

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>>164720
???

>>165534
The gems attempt to prep for Thanksgiving.

>>165587
what wrong with communist?????????????
best direction forward

>>165235
BLUE BOA- Oh wait.

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>>165600
>implying the Temple is US soil

>>165535
pearl killing Steven with a brick while looking like Kurt Cobain

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>>165619
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
Shiggy diggy doo

>>165481
goatse

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>>165490
Frankly I'm just here for the fanart. There's a lot of stuff posted here that I don't see anywhere else (though I'm not interested in the r34 stuff... Only the mildly lewd stuff hehehehe)

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>>165535
Armstrong jacking off the Futa gems, and Steven too if that's okay with you.

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>>165667
>I'm not interested in the r34 stuff...

>>165619
>forward=backwards

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>>165667
I'm similarly here to uphold the will of the true harbinger of high quality

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>>165568
no thank you, not interested, Steven is too pure. He is a Dare kid

>>165614
did that

>>165732
pearl's are a bunch of faggots

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>>165738
>Steven is too pure
>He is a Dare kid
W O T

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>>165632
>implying it's not
They're getting good old US electricity, water and gas/oil for Steven's room.

>>165748
actually faggots with slave mentality
so they are gay niggers in space.

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>>165767
You must be pretty young, that shit was everywhere back in the day.

Remember kids, just say No. Winners don't use drugs.

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>>165738
Steven teaches Peridot the true meaning of Thanksgiving?

>>165784
It all comes from enslaved gems, just like their washing machine.

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>>165767
Cigarettes will lead to marijuana which leads to crack: the program

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>>165738

>>165824
i know what dare is? when was i implying i didn't know

>>165836
Say no Greg, get an adult.

Don't let your son bully you.

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>>165833
fuck that, give all the kids heroin

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>>165829
>Pearl is fine with slavery as long as she's allowed to do things other slaves weren't allowed to do
Typical high yella house slave

>>165829
I was gonna link to charlie browns thanksgiving and say good enough, but I have an idea for something.

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I don't know why, but i felt like redownloading all 72 episdes in 1080p
And so I did

Do you think steven will ever introduce Peridot to Rose's room?

>>165738
Steven is sad and eats cake

>>165909
Steven kisses peridot as she slowly descents into madness

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>>165572
sorry this is so shit,
ive never drawn poil before

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>>165878
Wait a fucking minute...
ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO INVADE OUR FANART.

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>>165738
you should make anon drug story a anti drug story
>everybody is happy

>>165958
>Rose Quartz Dildo
Hah, that's something unexpected
Thanks

>>165966
oh shit, were is the vigilant christian Mario when you need him?!?!?

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>>165910
>Steven was sad.
>He ate cake.
>The end.

>>165878
The Crystal Gems don't care about any Gen that isn't a Crystal Gem themself. Absolutely none of them cared that Lapis was trapped inside a mirror for thousands of years, but they all cried foul at the thought of necrofusions because they used Crystal Gem corpses..

>>165535
Steven eating pie

>>166000
3/10
needs more porn

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Who Malachite here?

>>166000
he didn't even stick his dick in it?
What a terrible child

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>>166239
You mean half pain fusion?

>>166239
>who worst fusion here
no one

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>>166239
yeah bby

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>>166026
>>166247

>Steven thrusted his wet tongue into the folds of cream feeling
>Letting his finger slowly trace around the edge of the frosting, he took an aggressive bite.
>He jacked off thinking about how tasty it was.
>The end

>>166273
Yeah that's better but like any other episode, you should probably add at least one of the crystal gems

>>166273
good enough

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I could cry for hours.

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>>166273
I'm having flashbacks to that one Anna cake fucking fic
I miss /frz/

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>>165584
heres a quick one, didnt think id get any request at all honestly.

first time drawing garnet too so sorry if its garbage

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>>166381
That is a lot of crying
Remember to stay hydrated

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rose quartz sexy form

>>166285
>Pearl was also thrusting her cock into the cake
>As Steven took a bite she blew her load so hard in blasted through the spongy cake to hit Steven right in his open mouth
>It was his best birthday ever

>The end.

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>>166285
>>166285

>Steven thrusted his wet tongue into the folds of cream filing
>Letting his finger slowly trace around the edge of the frosting, he took an aggressive bite.
>Getting excited, he took off his pants, he couldn't contain himself over how wonderful it was.
>Amethyst walked in, and spotted icing on his underwear.
>Getting down on her knees, she started sucking the cream off his dick
>She wanted his frosting.
>Garnet and Pearl became uncontrollably wet at the act.
>They all died from heart attacks from constant sex and eating cake
>The end

>>166426
Yes, that's more like it

ITT: 37 faggots with no lives

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>>166514
ITT: 1 Faggot wasting his time in this thread with shit bait.

/sug/, I'm high as a fucking kite right now and I'm going to send my boss my resignation letter. The replies I get will be what I say in it.

>>166555
pearl

>>166555
WE

>>166547
i feel burned

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>>166555
First off, nice dubs and trips.

Second, gay

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>>166555
The trips don't lie.

Tell him that Peridot is better than Pearl

>>166555
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>166555
I love my dick.

>>165878
But to be serious for a moment.

I have this idea for an au.

>Steven is a normal human, with two human parents.
>Get's captured and taken to homeworld as an experiment to see how a human living there would react.
>Rose is his "mother" who tries to do the best she can to be for Steven, but doesn't fully understand. Grows from just interested to loving him.
>Pearl becomes his nanny/guardian when Rose isn't around. Has a serious personality that refers to him as "young master" slowly becomes the poil we know
>the other gems have cameo appearances
>Steven finds ruby and sapphire in an unusual position
>They tell him to not tell the others as it is looked down upon
>he becomes friends with them
>amethyst doesn't exist
>Eventually tries to escape, where he is "punished" by Rose. Which ain't punishment at all.
>Rose punishes him by making him take a bath
>Pearl, always follows him where he goes

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>>166003
It's amazing how well Rose managed to completely brainwash the CGs. I mean her entire manifesto is vague as fuck

>Fight for life on the planet Earth,
>Defend all human beings, even the ones that you don't understand,
>Believe in love that is out of anyone's control,
>And then risk everything for it!

No ultimate goal beyond fight for earth and love. They're completely cut off from Homeworld, and barely comprehend humanity and since she is a martyr figure now, they have no other option besides forever fighting for an inferior alien species.

>>166655
pikmin

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>>166586

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>>166641
>in an unusual position

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rose quartz will rape your family

>>165833
that old propaganda triggers me

D.A.R.E. is why I do heroin. Thanks DARE

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>>166005
im trying to do these kinda fast

sorry again if theyre kinda shit.
i feel like steven & peridot are the only ones im good at as of right now

>>165836
will Periodot+Amethyst fusion be a nugget of weed?

>Love when the captcha knows I'm up to no good, street signs every time

>>166555
I want to FUCK a rock

>>166555
Dear "Boss"

I am writing you this letter to confirm my resignation from "company". I am not doing it for personal reasons, but for the fact I have found other opportunities else where. I greatly appreciate the time I spent with the company and wish you and my fellow workers the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Thank you for your time.

"Anon"

>>166716
Well you never get any good at drawing characters if you don't practice, requests are always a nice way to practice.

>>165535
peridot eating doritos

>>166641
>>Rose punishes him by making him take a bath
anon what is wrong with you?
I see where you're going with this and just because we're in /trash/ doesn't mean this shit is allowed, and, I know where I am, but it's just fucking weird

>>166674
Why are you disappointed? Just means they hugged or something like that.

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>>166780
>hugging if frowned upon on homeworld
Even worse.

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>>166779
>Not liking glorious /ss/

>>166779
what?

>reads it over

OH

I never meant anything like that.

I would feel even weirder if it was Rose if that was the case.

It was meant to be something innocent.

Which moment of Pearl is your favorite?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnPzqL8eOrs

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>>165535
Armstrong curled up in a ball making painful sobs while Steven tells him he's not a monster.

>>166555
tell him you're a pussy faggot who wants to suck dick for money in the local crack whore ally. Also that you like to stick rocks up your anus while watching children's cartoons and jacking off. Don't forget to mention you find him/her/their daughter or son hot

>>166788
No hugging

No kissing

No Fathers

No unauthorized fusion

Just clean efficiency.

>>166804
then make your own damn universe and try harder to suppress your pedophilia

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>>166815

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>>166815
Shit, I can fap to this

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>>166815

>>166851

Why so uncomfortable? Get your mind out of the gutter.

You disappoint me anon.

>>166655
I thought it was a bit more pragmatic. Rose was fighting for Earth, but that probably didn't matter that much to a lot of gems. What did matter is that she was revolting against the wishes of homeworld, this probably brought a lot of dissatisfied gems over to her cause. Ruby and Sapphire obviously wanted to be allowed to fuse. I'm of the opinion that Rose was not the original owner of Pearl, and that Pearl came to her for her own reasons, which Rose would of course encourage.

I think Earth and the civil war in general was a surrogate cause for a lot of gems that just wanted to get away from homeworld. After the CG's won, they just kept up the habit. They fight gem monsters and the like, which are just the remnants of the war and homeworld's invasion.

Another thing I wonder if they will go into, is how many CG's were there, we know that at the founding of beach city there was only Rose, Pearl, Garnet, and Amathyst, but were there more than that stuck on earth 5000 years ago after the war was won? Did they all just break or degrade into monsters?

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Looking good so far, /sug/.

>>166924
Dank.

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>>165535
Greg smoking.

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>>166924
>Also i fucked your wife because you never gave me a sustainable paycheck

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>>166641
>amethyst doesn't exist
Sold

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>>166923
Nope, Pearl and Garnet were the only ones who could get behind Rose's shield in time, during HW's final strike. They didn't find Amy until afterwards; she didn't fight in the war. There were probably already only a handful of CGs left when the blast hit anyway.

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>>166923
So nobody was actually loyal to Rose, they just didn't like Homeworld.

WHAT A GREAT LEADER SHE WAS, SHE DEFEATED NOBODY AND ONLY HAD TWO SURVIVING SOLDIERS!

>>163984
>>163830
I want more drunk Pearl art

>>167024
I forgot about the final strike thing, they only mention it like once right?

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>>166555
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Why the fuck do you have newspapers on the floor? Do you have a pet?
No, Allen.
Is that a rain coat?
Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!

>>167024
Source on this shockwave of doom thing? I don't remember it being mentioned in the show.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

Do you think Steven could become strong enough to beat gem monsters in one punch?

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>>166767
heres best gem anon

>>167075
Cosmo's HRT is really going well

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>>167095
Yeah, Greg mentions it. And there was that shot in a thread from a couple nights ago? that shows the topography of Beach City lines up with huge chunks of land being blasted away by something on either side of the hill.

>>166824
oh my god this

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You know what sucks? Gem war

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>>167063
Honestly, if anyone more than Rose and a handful of her followers actually survived the rebellion, they would have fell to infighting immediately. Rose probably got the best outcome she could get from that war.

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>>167141
Maybe some day...

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>tmw you realize you're a lonely faggot.

>>167248
Wow, she must have been a terrible leader.

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>>167170
Found it.
>So sh-she saved the world, that's good!

> No such thing as a good war, kiddo. Gems were destroyed, people too... In the end, your mother could only save a handful of her closest friends. If it weren't for her shield, man, I don't know.

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>>167241
>The shards will remain where they fell

HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!

>>167427
Oh, oh that's bad...

>>165958
Pearl, blackface is not ok.

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>>167241
This would give anyone a pretty intense PTSD

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>>167073
This.

I don't even know why but seeing a classy, high-strung lady get too drunk to give a single fuck is just super hot.

>>167510
What about seeing your best friend stitched to your other best friends?

>>166865
>>166869
This is what sex with Pearl must sound like

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>>167248
How do we know there wasn't a small faction who survived thanks to her shield but disagreed with what came next after winning?
Maybe Rose knew it was necessary to take them out so she could keep the peace/stay in charge

>>167248
>new squad of crystal gems found squatting in some temple
>they've all hated each others guts for hundreds of years and it's up to steven to make things right
>>167578
>Rose just wanted her own planet with plants she can cry on, the love narrative came later

>>165535
Drunk Pearl being cute and flirty

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ah shit nigga
http://gnome-no.tumblr.com

better start saving stuff now

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>>167578
Post yfw Rose was a shit leader who couldn't protect fuck all and only won because Homeworld got bored, while Steven is better than her in every way.

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>>166824
here you are anon

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>>167595
>They are all going from Neutral, to barely keep their relationships. Only reason they keep going is because of Steven.
Steven really is the key to everything isn't he?

Will somebody fuck me?

>>167427
Beach City looks like a penis

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>>165535
If you're up to, what >>167597 said but with Peridot, her reaction to the strange earth concoction know as 'alcohol' would be interesting imho.

>>167614
well given the current story line it sounds like homeworld fucked off because they had finished setting up the cluster and were no longer going to invest time or energy into earth after that.

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>>167630
>Rose put up her shield in that location just so a giant dick would show up on YD's screen

>>167619
He is the titular character. It's not "Gems and Friends".

>>167642
Guys, stay with me here...

Peridot and Pearl, drinking together.

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>>167510
>>167535

>>167510
>>167510
>>167535
Do you think Garnet has ptsd?

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>>167679

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tumblr crusade claims another victim
sorta but not really

Would be possible for a Gem to reform taller and bulkier?

>>167746
*Would it

>>167746
Amethyst went from being what looked like a seven year old kid to what we see now. So who knows?

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>>167746
There was a episode about that with worst gem

>>167617
Your Steven's are adorabubble, dude. Keep up the good work.

>>167607
Yeah those anti blogs went after them. I think it started on this person's blog.
http://p-ewey.tumblr.com/
Is Soup the website any good?
>click the soups captcha

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>>167607
Do faggots from Tumblr just hate good art?

>>167746
yes, but not stronger

>>167782
They hate anything that would generally offend but they take it to a WHOLE NEW REALM of retardation.

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>>167677

>>167776
>>167778
>>167797
I asked because maybe Peridot might reform taller and we'll have a tall Peri again.

>inb4shortfags get on my case
No, please don't.

>>167822
She can do it, but it's not stable and takes up more energy then it's worth.

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>>167659
>Rose Quartz was banished from Homeworld for cracking too many dick jokes
>Rose would use the teleporter and draw dick crop circles on the Homeworld fields
>they smash the teleporter
>fixes it with her healing tears and keeps drawing dicks on shit on HW
>Crystal Gems acknowledge her rebellion and join team Earth thinking they're fighting for a noble cause
>actually fighting for dick jokes
>in one final act of shutting Rose the fuck up they shoot an ultimate blast at Earth to get rid of the Crystal Gems
>Rose accurately times and sets up the perfect place to put up her shield
>ultimate blasts destroys most of gems and vegetation
>with that Rose's ultimate dick joke was made
>beach city now looks like a giant dick on HWs maps
>HW gives up on Earth and Rose

>>167617
that's awesome

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>>163620
Remind her who is in charge

>>167617
Poor guy, Steven's a good person.

Your art is cute.

>>167893
We need more sex slave pearl

>>167847
>he can do it, but it's not stable and takes up more energy then it's worth

The reason that happened with Amethyst is because she didn't take her time with her reformation. I think if a Gem took their time and carefully reformed in the form they wish to have, it wouldn't matter.

>>166617
Steven, that's not funny

>>167926
I like the way you think

>>167926
pear is best thng

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How is that nobody has commissioned porn with an OC or a self-insert fucking a gem?

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>>167926
>ywn be one of YD's Pearls
>swn have you sit nude on the table during her meetings, readily available to pleasure any of her business partners should the mood strike them
>swn punish you, by dropping you off in the Quartz District, to be taken by pent up Jaspers on shoreleave

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>>168013
what makes you think someone didn't already?

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>>168018

Pearl being a slave-type Gem, leaving her masters to join Rose's cause, discovering the earthly concept of Knighthood and becoming one herself... it's the sweetest thing.

She can't deny or change /what/ she is, but she can decide /who/ she is.

Still wholly devoted to someone else, but in such an empowering way rather than to be a lowly slave.

And despite Rose being gone and her angst over that fact and Greg, she still does everything she can for Steven and maintains her Knightly code for Rose's legacy; Steven.

>>168133
>>168147
samefag?

Why the fuck is this general in /trash/? Shouldn't you guys be on /co/ or something?

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>>168162
He mis-quoted some anon and fixed it in the latter post

>>166669
The series finale reveals that Steven was actually Olimar, and all the gems were Pikmin

>>168188
fucking don't spolie the ending

>>168147
(cont)

I love Pearl's character so much, I can't even think to sexualize her.

Another favorite of mine, is the relationship between Pearl and Amethyst. Seeing Opal was a really great moment. And seeing them pop apart and start arguing again is just as great. And every moment where they just get friendly and vulnerable with eachother.

Amethyst herself is a great character.

They're all great. But I like Pearl the most.

>>168211
Too late Sugar.

>>168177
We're banned on /co/ :^)

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>>168217
>I love Pearl's character so much, I can't even think to sexualize her.

>>168147
>leaving her masters to join Rose's cause

I always thought Rose was Pear's only master, so she would follow her no matter how crazy were Rose's decisions

>>168223
Why?

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>>168217
>Amethyst herself is a great character.

>>168299
Mods don't like Steven Universe so make up their own rules to prevent us having threads

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>>168299
An inside job

>>168299
Because we're tumblr and we belong in the /trash/

>>164816
He doesn't even have a wig though?

>>168320
fight the power?

>>168251

I can't...

Maybe it will happen eventually?

>>168296

That would be fine, too. Although she has enough agency to see between right and wrong, and to realize herself as something more than a slave. It's not blind, crazy devotion, but sweet and beautiful, powerful devotion.

>>168300
Yea m8

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>>168323
I just realized.
Today it's the 1 month anniversary of the ban

>>168352
this establishment has gone 22 days without a suicide

well that's a positive note

>>168343
What for? It's cozier in here, and, ironically, there's less shitposting.

>>168360
What about coldtea?

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>>168352
Only two more to go, anon

>>168360
Who was the latest suicidefag? Was it cold tea?

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>>168361
>doesn't get the joke

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>>168343
We don't have any more fighting spirit anon...