63rd Express Games.
good luck to you all
Sandniggers
>>133658
Sally
tfw no erp hazma
Spy
>>133658
Bold and Brash
>>133658
Spike the Dragon
ISIS
Garry
Otacon
Iris the Expressive
Noodle
Zacharie
>>133675
Eagles of Death Metal
charlie hebdo shooters
Shia La Dangan
Rukia Kuchiki
Kebab Remover Raven
>>133658
Haji Killer
Holo the Wise Wolf
>Could you b e more patient next time? You do this literally every time you host. Calm down man.
@Rukia I'm making the collage now.
Ken Kaneki
Hajime Hinata
Joakim Brodén
Mirai
>>133658
Aizawa-Sensei
Touko Fukawa
Eggman-kun
Don Patch
>>133658
France
Yukine
Cuba
Remove
The Enabler
>>133658
Seth
Rollins
Histoire
Diego Brando
>>133658
Perfect Cell
Fake Ibuki
>>133658
Rumia
>express games
nah vidya tiem
Kuga
Shichika Yasuri
Chosen Undead
Parsee
Rick Grimes
A Giant Dick
Female
>>133658
Mohammed Hassan
Harry Nilsson
Anime Remover Tom
>>133721
Garnet
Sans
Shinobu
Trash
Biff Tannen
>>133708
Fantastic, it was an exciting game
>>133663
>>133664
>>133679
Thanks
>>133658
Anonydeath
Early Neptune
>>133621
Trust me on this Noodle, I am your sensei after all, and sensei knows best. This belongs in the trash, along with another certain painting around here.
>>133629
You'll be doing us a huge favor by killing them as well.
>>133643
>puts a star sticker at the top of her winscreen
You deserve it, kid.
Caps, now!
>>133751
N-Nigger Tommy?
THIS IS NOT OVER, WESTERN DOGS
YOU WILL TASTE THE FURY OF ISLAM
ALLAH'S FIRE IS UPON YOU
>Missed games for the third time in a row because of Captcha being a shit.
Yeah, ok.
YEAH, OK!
mmmmmmmmm
>>133772
I'll fuck your shit up homey
>>133708
>Mokou
>Listening to constructive criticism
Mokoufag is too eager to be in some imaginary 100-games-hosted club
>>133774
Caps...?
Like decapitation?
Ughh...good morning or evening...or whatever...
>>133521
No matter the result there will always have people to moan about it because they need something to vent their own failures on. I see it as a form of flattery and it only feeds off my ego even more, so either way I'm still the one to leave with the smuggiest smile on his face.
But there isn't anybody else I would have want more to claim this victory with than you. You're one of the few person that are able to make me care for others and not just downright backstab them at the first occasion. And that's something I cherish more than you think I do.
>>133772
Very well. May I try again?
>>133672
N-not what I had in mind... but to each their own I suppose...
>>133756
eh.
gives me time to play some vidya.
>>133803
Hello.
>>133803
Bonjour!
Late as Shit Soviet
>>133772
Thanks you, I hope my good fortune continues
>>133782
If you start getting the street signs, you should switch to the audio captcha. You would only have to do it once and you're in.
>>133777
Viva la France!
Crush ze terrorists!
>>133724
Win this comrade.
>>133785
>reports to mod
>>133803
Hm.
>>133803
>2013
Are you from the past?
>>133758
Go back to the ERP thread :^)
>>133777
السلام عليكم
>>133833
Servitas Vitae.
>>133836
Try i will Comrade.
>>133803
Greetings. I take it you rested well?
>>133814
See you later. Have fun!
>>133850
Do this. Not for you. But for France, avenge them.
>>133803
Oh great, it's her.
>>133807
If you insist on it.
>hands you another piece of paper
>>133828
It probably won't, but that doesn't mean you can't pretend like it will.
>>133663
I fought though wars. Surrender is not in my vocabulary. Thanks for believing in me Airi.
>hugs
Thanks for being supporting me comrade.
>repost
>>133803
Yo.
>>133812
I physically can't drink alcohol, it burns my stomach.
It's same thing with women's perfume, that shits toxic for some reason.
>>133819
You're really cute as a girl.
>>133832
I'm using legacy Captcha, it just won't load, and to make matters worse my browser crashed afterwards.
This is what I get for putting music in the background.
>>133803
HELLO!
>>133794
Oh the idiot has come.
>>133876
That's awful. Hope you can get in the next game.
>>133818
You are a new o-one I guess...
>>133819
H-Hey French guy...
>>133838
What is it now..? We are having a test or something..?
>>133842
I accidentally cut it the wrong way...it was supposed to be a 6...
>>133852
N-No...it was horrible...
>>133863
I know everyone hates me...y-you don't have to remind me...
>>133876
Ughh..
>>133880
C-C-Calm down y-you brat!? I just woke up for the l-love of God..!
>>133871
True, will just have to do my best regardless
>>133838
Mods can't do shit to me!
I was born for the /trash/! :^)
>>133890
Come again?
you are stuttering!
DO YOU WANT WATER?!
>>133890
I'm Otacon, a c-computer programmer and engineer? And y-you?
>>133876
If I can swap you in, I will.
>>133871
A little shading here... little bit there... aaand... done!
>>133890
Ah, my apologies. Perhaps it is the way you are sleeping. Do you sleep on your side, back, or front?
>>133708
No problem, I'll wait more next time
>>133890
Greetings for the Leader of Russia
>>133686
>>133806
...T-There you go again with your speeches, it never fails to amaze me how you have no shame talking about me like this, when you are always around showing people how hopeless they are in this arena, then you are here telling me how i'mportant i am to you as well...
I.. think i never did this before, so...
>Hugs tightly
T-There, don't get used to it...
>>133848
engagez pour la vie
>>133909
Give my spot to Soviet. He's better at removing Kebab.
>>133687
>>133820
>>133876
You get use too it after a while.... Well if you have a reason to drink that is...
>>133909
>>133782
Switch me out?
>>133890
There are multiple possibilities where you go insane and try to kill everyone with scissors.
HALP! HALP!
NIGGERS ARE TONGING MY ANUS!!!
HALP!
>>133891
I'm sure you don't have to go all out though. You have some kind of ice power, right? That's more than what most people have here, so try not as hard as the rest of us.
>>133894
Oh yeah? Well just so you know I'm a mod for trash. I am it's one true God.
>>133906
...
T-That's even worse than your first one.
Alright, finished the collage. The glory is saved.
>>133909
Lets move out!
>>133921
Goddamn that rifle is sexy.
>>133885
Thanks.
>>133905
If you want to, go for it.
I won't try to force you though.
>>133924
I do a lot, so I got reasons.
>>133926
Thanks.
>>133926
Of course, just need a name and picture.
Poo missed another game
>>133882
I simply care very little for the world around me. That hardly makes me an idiot...
>>133876
Why thank you~ Though I do prefer my male form~
>>133890
Hello! How are you?
Sup guys, what is happening?
>>133909
Fine by me. Team America is ready to win!
Good evening..
>>133938
Great job, Holo.
>>133922
KEBAB WILL BE OF REMOVE! WITH SERBIA AND CUBA
>>133953
HELLO!
>>133958
GOOD NIGHT!
>>133901
...I will just st-stop talking to you. That sounds like a good plan.
>>133904
No need for me to t-tell you my name. You would just forget it on purpose...
>>133906
I don't know...I just wake up and feel like dying, not like I feel different before going to sleep...
>>133916
Ughh...okay, that's not something I get every day...
>>133933
What..? How would you know that in the first place...and that is not "me"...
>>133952
H-Horrible..?
>>133958
Evening.
>>133966
Shhh, you need to calm down a bit.
>>133953
Welcome back.
>>133964
Make me proud, comrade.
>Missed a game
Oh well, we can't all be winners.
>>133961
>name
>>133909
I suppose that'll do...
>>133953
>>133958
>>133948
Greetings, greetings, and greetings.
>>133966
Pipe down. There's no need to yell.
>>133953
>>133958
Hm. Morning.
>>133976
I will crush your very being if you will it.
>>133967
oooh OOOH I KNOW!
are you saying that you need a hand?!
IN WHAT!?
CUTTING YOUR HAIR?!
>>133977
I AM CALM!
besides, being Calm is boring.
>>133991
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>133984
That'd be Bobby I'm fairly sure.
>Sally
>>133936
I suppose so, Shouldn't let my guard down either though
>>133938
Great, thanks Holo
>>133990
>I wonder if I'll ever stop making this mistake
>>133944
I know right?
>>133909
Good luck everyone!
>>133936
I've copied down everything precisely, down to the way you move your pencil... Mr. Aizawa, what am I doing wrong?
>>133967
Perhaps you may be in a state of depression. I've found talking to others may assist in recovering.
>>133967
W-wouldn't you forget mine?
>>133966
>>133977
>>133991
>>133994
>>133967
How is day?
>>133978
Will do comrade.
OP use this
>>133952
I can see why.
>>133953
Yo.
Who are you?
>>133946
>>133961
Bobby the Ace
>>133953
>>133958
Good evening, you two...
>>133936
Aizawa-sensei...
>>133967
Good eveneing to you as well, Touko.
>>133950
No, you're an idiotic youkai. I could put you on the same level as Alice. Who has ever heard a being of darkness coming to a place filled with light?
>>133948
Grrrrrrr.
>>134006
>wipes forehead
FAMAS is good rifle
>>133945
You humans should not drink that stuff however, it is not good for your kind...
>>133958
Good to see you again, Erica...
>>134028
newfag alert
>>133994
do it pussy
>>134039
>implying i care
Nigger please!
>>134001
I don't think you have to worry about letting your guard down. These people are that good.
>>134010
Your coloring is off, and your lines are too messy. Sorry Noodle, but I don't think art is for you.
>>134023
Oh, someone I don't know. Who're you?
>>133938
>>134028
>>133981
Will do, entry picture please
>>133991
Yo Raven
>>134024
Yes Parsee?
>>134037
>Human
>>134046
Who are you?
>>134046
>sigh
Fine.
>>133996
*rolls eyes*
>>134016
Ummm...right.
>>134046
Simon, good to see you again. How are ya?
>>134046
Not much. Just hanging around and watching terrorists get what's comin' to 'em.
How's things with you, Simon?
>>133990
Because it is allways horrible..?
>>133996
If you cut my hair I w-will cut you, brat...
>>134010
Y-You see...I am not a people's person...
>>134011
Because that is f-fun ap-apparently! You are going to call me bookworm some crap like that anyway...
>>134019
I already s-said it to like five people that it is horrible...nothing new...
>>134023
Ugh...sure.
>>134041
>crushes Nepnep like a souda can
>>134046
It's morning somewhere, so lets pretend it's where you are.
>>134071
>Breaking the fourth wall
>>134020
What form do you prefer?~
>>134016
Nice try.
>>133966
Nah, it's evening. Step up.
>>133977
Hey, Simon! How have you been?
>>133991
Greetings, Raven
>>134023
Hi again.
>>134037
Ditto. What have you been up to??
>>134065
Can't you just use that picture?
And the name is Stocking
>>133967
Call it a hunch. I would ignore it but there are an alarming amount of times where this 'other you' comes out. Keep her in check. I have my eyes on you, all three of them.
>>134084
Then do something
>>134084
Why would I do that?
>>134084
If I cut your hair, you'll cut my hair?
That's ok! I don't need a haircut!
>>133918
Eh.. I may be a bad guy, but at least I can say I have the merit to have the courage to say things how they are.
And this goes for both sides, that it's either for reminding these ants where they places are.. just like telling the ones I care about how I appreciate them just for being here.
And don't worry, I won't get used to it.. well I'll try, eh.
>>134086
Do you even know who I am?
>>134087
Mostly male.
>Bobby
Lots of requests
re-check please
>>134071
Im that calm guy.
>>134073
That's better, now who are you?
>>134074
I'm doing good how bout' you?
>>134083
Real good, how bout' you?
>>134085
Okay then, so are you?
>>134091
I've been fine, how bout' you.
>>134117
Literally who?
>>134024
The Light is just so... revolting. It would only make sense for me to seek it out and and be rid of it.
>>134066
Why are you here?
>>134123
Give 'em hell, people.
Show those turrists. We mean business.
>>134130
Same as always. Good to see you again.
>>134058
Failing to recognize your own student? Shame on you...
>>134074
Hey, Raven...
>>134084
Oh, you are still disgusted because of that time?
>>134091
Feeling better?
>>134046
Ken Kaneki, just a waiter.
>Sniff
Nothing out of the ordinary from you...yet.
>>134115
Take care of her Seth. I trust you will.
>>134123
Swap me and Yukine
>>134130
Oh!
I'm Iris! Who are you? You look like that Kamina guy! Except you look younger!
>>134058
Darn... I swear, one day, I will show you a piece of art that will blow you away! Until then, I should focus on that "save the world" part you mentioned.
>>134084
That may very well be the reason for your depression. You must simply ease yourself into those situations and become comfortable in them. If you would like, I would be happy to assist if possible.
>>134071
You look human, act human, probably die like a human... if you are not human then what are you?
>>134091
Been keeping myself occupied with my training and my quest.... You've been staying out of trouble right?
>>134117
Nope
Dont care either
>>134123
Looks good.
>>134130
Cool?
It's Bobby.
>>134132
>Not reading Nametags.
>Bobby
>>134130
I'm doing fine myself. How about you? You seem like you're a man whose emotions fluctuate all the time.
>>134144
Maybe if you didn't wear hats in school I would have remembered you.
Remember: No hats allowed inside the building.
>>134123
Looks good.
2 factions.
>Terror
>Anti-terror
>>134167
>Falling for b8
>>134144
I guess you could say that.
>>134161
For the most part. >laughs
>>134130
Doing better, I guess. A little bored. >pats on head
>>134169
Can i wear my yankees snapback
Corrected version. Update is at the bottom.
>triumphant return home to 4chan
>quantity of cunt shipgirls reduced overnight
I will suck Hiroshima's dick if I ever meet the faggot, fuck kancercolle
>>134178
>Trying to bait at all
Wow anon, you must be very proud of yourself.
>>134174
I will make it up to you someday soon, mister Garry. For now, I have victory to attain and people to help.
>>134066
>>134091
How is it with you tonight?
>>134130
Oh, can't complain. Watching, waiting...that kind of thing.
>>134144
*nods* Ken. Good to see you in the district, by the way. There will be a little more good news for you tomorrow, too.
>>134181
>grabs javelin
>removes kebab by making them kebabs
It's perfect.
>>134099
It is so unfair...wh-why does everyone know...without even witnessing it..?
I mean...it is just unfair...
>>134107
D-D-Don't tell me what to do...even if it is just "something"..!
>>134109
Just as I said...because it is fun, for you or the others.
>>134112
I will cut your eyes out, kiddo...
>>134123
Those things are my partners?
>>134144
Wh-which time do you mean..?
>>134153
I am a gloomy woman because of that...but because I am gloomy, people don't want to talk to me...It is just an endless circle...
>>134174
I should eat properly once...
>>134123
WHAT AN INTERESTING ROSTER!
But there's a couple of terrorists.
>>134174
>Sandnigger grabs a sword.
>>134181
Let's go CTs
>>134091
Hiiii Erica!
>>134153
You bounce back pretty easily. That's a good trait to have.
Don't let that compliment get in the way of improving yourself, because you still have a long ways to go before you can do anything heroic.
>>134188
Outta here with that bullshit.
>>134199
Ok. What do you want to do?
>>134193
Yea good for you.
Now we have a new batch of cancer
Enjoy.
>>134181
I hope I can join the strongest team!
>>134199
No no no.
I have one eye! You are going to stab my EYE!
Man you are a bad speaker.
eAT MY ASS
>>134143
I don't think I've been gone that long.
>>134144
Yet...
>>134151
I am Simon Jiha, and I also do know who Kamina is.
>>134167
Nice to meet you bob?
>>134169
Oh really? I just mostly calm, like all the time.
>>134180
>How bout that green text.
I have an idea so you don't get bored.
>>134197
I'm also watch and waiting.
>>134174
Luck... I ran out of that a long time ago...
>>134180
The most part? What have you been doing the other part?
>>134193
>K.
>>134219
>eats the ass
O-oh... hello everyone...
>>134115
Maaaaybe i could o it more often, but for now that hug will do, i will warm you up some other time alright? I have important Idol business to take care, i will see you around Seth.
>>134146
Take care yourself as well Soviet, see ya....
>>134220
Doesn't mean it's not still good to see you, dummy.
>>134231
Welcome back.
>>134197
All going well hope to win a game or two.
>>134137
Why wouldn't I be here?
>>134231
You're that girl... The one who isn't a monster.
>>134220
Neat name Simon!
What are you workings as?
>>134231
HELLO!
>>134219
Lewdness will get you expelled.
>>134220
You're lying to me. I know someone your age isn't going to be calm all the time. I can see it in your eyes, Simon.
>>134231
Hm. Hello there.
>>134133
Grrrrr
>>134231
Hel-
What...
are you?
>>134242
>Forgot pic
>>134199
You won't touch Iris, trust me, kiddo.
>>133938
Gud
>>134209
Dont be a hater teach
Its swag
>>134219
Uhuh. Okay.
>>134197
Good, I guess. How about you?
>>134208
Hii!
>>134220
>Yeaaaaah! not even sure if this is going to work
Oh? What is it..?
>>134225
Doing whatever I want, of course. Silly.
>>134193
>tripfags
>more MLP
>Bobby Ace
Cancer doesn't really end
>>134214
I don't k-know...we never do anything here anyway...
>>134218
I d-don't even want to speak...
>>134231
H-Hey you...
>>134253
Who is Iris..? Also d-don't call me a kid..I am alrea-...I won't tell you my age you pervert...
>>134219
no... fake?
>>134232
Goodbye.
>salutes
FYI, if the events in this game end up also being amazing someone else needs to cap them, k?
>>134241
R-right...
>>134250
A... girl...
>>134236
>>134244
>>134246
>>134247
>waves
>>134271
Do you have any food
>>134220
For anything in particular, or just for the combat?
>>134231
Welcome back, spinning wheel of pain.
>>134253
So quick to make friends, aren't you, Zach?
>>134271
Fine so far. Not a whole lot going on...yet.
>>134275
How about I teach you something?
>>134169
What about my secret identity? i'm a dangerous person you know...
>>134180
Yet you have that bored face, getting bored of the arena?
>>134197
Good news for me? That's so rare to hear...
>>134199
Remember the flower? I bet you already forgot. Should i do it once again?
>>134220
Yes, you are a human right? But i bet you can do more than that...
>>134272
Shichika did i-
ISIS JUST DECAPITATED SOMEONE.
>>134272
I could not help myself.
>>134272
>>134288
I CHALLENGE YOU TO....!
Play this super awesome card game.
Don't you just love nostalgics!?
>>134189
>153 Kills
Christ my fucking sides
>>134272
What's wrong with the lake?
>>134272
┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
>>134292
>is of hunting rooskie
>>134242
That room you're talking about is somewhere in your bloodstream.
>>134269
I don't know what that is, but don't bring it into my classroom please.
>>134272
They don't call me sensei for nothing.
>>134249
There is a lot more fun to be had in the dark, don't you think Parsee~?
>>134272
I w-will get fat from all of this crap...
>>134292
N-No thanks...like you could teach anything useful to me...
>>134295
No please...I remember...It was pretty meh...
>>134231
>Inspecting
Hmm...
>>134244
>Laughs
I am the same, only I was once human, but now I am... Something else...
>>134271
S-somehow, that does not fill me with ease... and do not call me silly... You are the silly one...
>>134272
Eggman-Kun has proven himself many times....
>>134272
Хaхaхaхaхaхaхaхa!
>>134309
Oh shit...
>>134232
See you another day.
Not like I'm hopeful it will be soon or anything..
Take care, Airi.
>>134289
Girls don't have pinwheels out of their backs.
>>134275
Well I have a solution!
>pulls out needle and thread
We can shut your mouth shut!
I'm gonna go to bed.
Gonna have good and bad dreams tonight about what is happening right now.
Good night.
>>134240
Because you're suppose to be dead!
>>134271
Where did you go!? I missed you~
>>134275
w-well you got me with the pervert part. Iris is the cyclops. She's annoying but you don't need to gauge her eyes out!
>>134291
oh come on, I'm just teasing her~
>>134274
old batch had long outstayed its welcome
i'll take /trash/ droppings over hugbox tumors
scrreen cap isis event
>>134303
Well, how do I play?
>>134316
I can help you support others.
>>134289
I don't think you're in any of my classes. What is your name?
>>134295
Your secret identity is kept safe all thanks to me. I am the one who holds it back. It is scared of me, you see.
>>134342
Same but the cancer is still here, just have to shitpost them long enough. theyll fuck off eventually.
>>134272
>>134336
This doesn't make any sense at all..( ̄~ ̄;)
>>134336
>>134357
Histoire/Kaneki/Spy event got fucked when I entered it back in
I apologize to you three
>>134328
Give Kerelia back and you keep the kidney
>hic
>>134275
Hello...
>>134323
Carol...
>>134333
Th-that's true...
>>134236
How is it good to see me though?
>>134246
A Supreme Commander
>>134247
What?
>>134271
Blowing things up, but since things happen, I don't think I can blow up things at the moment.
>>134291
Combat I think.
>>134295
Human, and a sprial.
>>134314
So the saying "blood, sweat, and tears" was literal after all...
>>134336
Rest well, fallen. You've come to a fate worse than death, and I wish I could only help.
>>134334
I kn-knew that kids are screwed up these days since that city...but even here?
>>134341
D-don't tell me what to do...not like I would do it...
>>134348
...what?
>>134334
>we can shut your mouth shut
>>134356
And just like fucking cancer it will pop up somewhere else
You just got to pick your poison
Like choosing dick cancer over brain cancer
>>134357
But this does.
>>134368
Ok.
The act of killing another human being is against our nature. It defiles the soul; even in a time where it is just, it is cruel, and ruins us.
On this day, 153 people lost their lives to another human being. Let us mourn for the people who were killed today in Paris.
We shall not mourn for the people of Syria, for there are no people in Syria. Only animals.
>>134295
Yeah. It's not much, but it'll be worth mentioning.
>>134335
See ya
>>134341
I'd be careful...she might snap on you.
>>134371
Think you're up to the task? It's been a little bit, hasn't it?
>>134387
You are weak...
>>134290
Yes. But you have to ask nicely..
>>134291
And what is that supposed to mean?
>>134295
A little. It's just not much has been going for me these past few days
>>134317
I'm not silly. You're the silly one. I told you that, silly goosykins.
>>134341
I went to fight in Syria, obviously. And I missed you too~
>>134371
Well if you can't do it what should I blow up?
>>134387
ISIS EVENTS WTF
>>134387
ISIS IS ON A FUCKING ROLL HOLY SHIT
>>134387
>sings with Cuba inviting Touko.
-Soviet
>>134387
>both my characters dead
welp