/sug/ - Steven Universe General No sleep edition Last Thre

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Would you fuse with her?
:^)

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Blue Pearl sexiest gem cum-firmed.

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Why is she so hot?

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>>1301708

SHITPOST SHITPOST

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>>1298542
WE'RE BACK AGAIN BABY!

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Here we go.

something something lapis is shit

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I want Lapis to smile.

Anyone got any ejuice I can borrow? I just ran out. Thanks guys

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>>1302351
Lapis is a HUGE SLUT!

>>1302366
>implying lapis isn't flat

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>>1302351
>>1302366
Lapis is a filthy hobo with paedophilic tendencies.

Gonna reask this anon's question because i'm curious too. >>1302297

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>>1302329
YEEEEESSS. Why hasn't this made it into fanfiction yet.

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>>1302389

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>>1302377
She can shapeshift.

>>1302366
>>1302382
>>1302377

Sometimes I ask myself, if Lapis gets redeemed and stops being an emo faggot, will people drop her like a hot potato, or will the masses still continue to bully her?

>>1302383
shifuto.com

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gimme some

>>1302410
do you ever sleep?
also I've posted my request but you always ignore it so I'll pass today

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>>1302406
Honestly i might start to like her if she did that.

I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.

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>>1302406
People will bully her even more since her fanbase will just get bigger.

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>>1302410
Write a story based on this image

>>1302423
>I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.
Are you from the future, am I missing something, or are you jesting?

>>1302410
Rainbow Quartz fucking Greg.

>>1302389
>>1302392
These gifs bring forth an important concern. From the current state of events, it seems that YD will be more of a meme villain than an actual "big bad" type of villain. So that leaves us with BD, WD and PD.

My gut feeling tells me that WD will probably be the big boss in the end. You know, with white diamonds being the most iconic/best diamonds ones in pop culture.

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>>1302153
>>1302166
>>1302267
>>1302297
>>1302383
Many thanks, I post everything on shifuto.tumblr

>>1301226

>>1302410
Futadot

>>1302460
I think you mean http://www.shifuto.tumblr.com/ right?

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Which one, sug?

>>1302474
yes

>>1302423
>I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.

Agreed, I hate it when shows introduce neat characters for a few eps and then sweep them under the rug until they need them as a plot device.

I mean, I like how they gave Peri a lot of attention, however I'm hoping they'll give the same treatment to Lapis and Jasper. I want them to end up like a giant CG squad. Here's hoping to the future and sesaon 3 down the road.

>>1302445
This is basically all her appearances so far.

>Ocean/Mirror Gem > The Message >The Return/Jailbreak > Chillie Tid
She's being saved for some big episode which is gonna be soon.
Hopefully they get the attention they ALL need like >>1302488 said.

>>1302488
Centipeedle, safely up Sugar's sleeve for like 40eps now

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drop your requests guys (non lewd, I'm going to class)

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>>1302460
what the heck, shifu
I said making out

>>1302486
>pearl_trio_multicultural.jpg
>multicultural.jpg
Can we stop with this meme? I would pick my yelo poil waifu, but only if she has that milky smooth yellow skin

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>>1302505
Garnet shows Jasper the door.

>>1302505
just please draw Marty doing several random poses or expressions
I love your bad pearls and I'd love to see your take on Marty

>>1302505
Bad Pearl/Smoker Pearl being a really bad influence on Steven, making him start smoking when he's a teen.

>>1302501
>Centipeedle
Oh god, I'm not ready. There were so many cool designs of her uncorrupted form, that I think we'll have another YD fiasco on our hands.

>>1302507
sorry, I don't like this pairing very much

>>1302486
THE ONE WITH THE PUREST AND WHITEST SKIN

>>1302486
Why isn't yellow Pearl Asian? I am triggered right now.

>>1302505
Dewey with full head of long, flowing hair

>>1302532
I'm confused as to why no depictions of YD in-show (like statues) show her long neck.

Is YD self-conscious about it, and demanded the statues and such not reveal it?

>>1302419
I rarely sleep. Also really sorry anon. What was your request? I promise I'll do it.

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>>1302507
>>1302539
>Shifu

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>>1302512
Is there a problem here?

>>1302505
Did you do those goddamn vape pics? Your stuff looks amazing on paper

>>1302560
O i am tiggered

>>1302560
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Steven isn't this fucking insensitive.

>>1302560
Is that Rebecca and Ian's child?

>>1302554
Everyone's gonna feel like a real asshole when the neck becomes an important plot point

>>1302556
you should def get some rest
otherwise your greentexts would lose their quality

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>>1302560
>>1302577
>mulatto

The epitome of shitty racemixing.

>>1302505

>>1302552
seconding this, showing off to greg

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>>1302560
>Picture related
When will the Emperor stop tumblr's reign of terror?

>>1302596
Thirding because I like it and more Dewey = more better

>>1302585
That's my secret anon.
None of my greentexts have quality. Really though, don't worry about me. I usually sleep for five hours, if not less.

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>>1302560
>tfw this is the future of the human race

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>>1302560
Keep that negrocity away from pure, innocent crossdressing Steven.

>>1302616
I wish steven would go to public school and get bullied to death

>>1302630
MAGIC BUBBLE!

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>>1302460
Holy fuck that looks like some aliem shit from ancient Japan. The proportions are all fucky. I'm scared now goddamn.

>>1302630
Steven is homeschooled by the Gems.

>>1302630
Why would you want that anon? That is not ok

>>1302636
I'm scared too but I still jacked off to it so i dunno

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>>1302630
>tfw the graphic novel is about Steven in school

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>>1302530
Just like my parents...

>>1302630
Does he go to school at all?
There's like 15 people in Beach city, none of them teachers and hus father isn't exactly an intellectual

>>1302644
Because not everything is sunshine and rainbows anon

>>1302636
Indeed
I was not sure about what to do with their size differences.... but I'll pay attention next time

>>1302630
fuck that, Connie should be bullied instead

>captcha: edgewood
shut up, jewbot

>>1302554
her neck was long in the moon spire mural, it may in fact have been longer.
>>1302663
Apparently he lives off the grid, so no. I doubt any kids go to school in Beach city since everyone run's a family buisness, Connie's the only one whose ever brought up school and she lives in a different town

>>1302666
>666
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>1302671
Connie is actually bullied behind the scens. I really hope there is no anti-bullying episode where Steven goes with her to school.

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>>1302660
The stars in her eyes are diamond stars. As apposed to Stevens star shaped sparkles.

She's a Homeworld gem alright.

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https://youtu.be/BjB6tiOiosM?t=881

I'm sorry but this shit got me in stitched so i gotta

Reminder that Pearl is a cuck.

>>1302699
Steven has had diamond stars too.

>>1302710
Did Rose love Pearl romantically? Then she can't be a cuck.

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>>1302699
>Inb4 Pearl betrayal for White Diamond

>>1302714
When and Where?

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>>1302710
Reminder that Rose is a cuck.

>>1302556
I will not rest until you tell me what your request is anon.

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>>1302718
Anon, if Rose did love Pearl then Steven would have a twin, and they'd both be a different Gem.

>>1302699
Steven's had diamonds in his eyes as well

>>1302721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVTXdhTd4VM
Here's all his star eyes up to episode 57, should be a couple of diamonds in there.

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>>1302630
I wish Steven would get placed in foster care, ironically with an abusive family. Since it is a complex issue the Gems can't punch, they have to legally get Steven back. In the meantime, the foster parents try to take Steven's gem to sell it, but when they, they beat him daily and keep him chained. When the social worker visits, he is made to pretend everything is okay. Steven tries to sent subtle hints of distress, but is only noticed by the parents, who upgrade to whipping after. Connie tries to visit, but is turned away he doesn't want her around. The Gems are forced to attend humiliating and condescending parenting classes. When they finally get Steven back, he is only a shell of his former self.

And we couldn't save him, /sug/. We saw, but we couldn't save him.

>>1302726
do someone else's, it's fine by me

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>>1302742
Jesus.

>>1302742
You'd imagine Steven would try to use his shield/bubble at least once, since the bubble is practically undestructible.

>>1302748
they're all memes.
anon, please.

>>1302669
Is cool. Do a blue line structure drawing for your sketch next time then do your line work over that. It'll help you see what looks fucky.

Back when adventure time draw threads were a thing on co I'd try to draw sexy requests and fun requests but for the amount of effort I put into them I got little response. Even made a pretty cool adventure time Ghost'N Goblins cover that had little response. I gave up and just doodle cool animals all over my course work and notes. Even switched my major to geology and only sketch neat muscular animal anatomy and water color crystal bullshit these days.

How about I request Pearl vaping, Garnet tells her it's nerd shit, and pearl says it's the only way she can experience flavor without eating so Garnet can go ahead and shove some of pearl's vapor up her ass. Or Pearl inhaling vapor through her nose and spewing out her mouth saying "am I doing this right?".

I'm not even the vapefag. I just like vapes. Got me off my pack a day American spirit habit.

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>>1302742
>Implying the gems would let them take Steven in the first place
>Implying they wouldn't do background checks
>Implying anyone in beach city gives a fuck to do this to Steven.

Good idea tho.

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>>1302742
>I wish Steven would get placed in foster care
I don't think Steven's existence is acknowledged at all.

>>1302756
He can't use it forever, the beatings only get worse

>>1302742
decent au/10

>>1302771
Even if he can't use his shield, he can still bubble himself.

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>>1302742
wew lad. You at 11 right now. I need you at a 2...

>>1302742
A little childhood trauma would actually be good for him, to be honest. Not only would it build character, but it would also help him to understand how the world really works and that not everyone is inherently good or capable of being redeemed.

Do my homework for me /sug/

>>1302778
hahaha no

>>1302781
>inb4 it leads to ruthless and cruel steven
>Steven will become the new Pink Diamond

>>1302781
You don't think all the bullshit he has been through already is traumatic?
He has some physical trauma too.

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>>1302784
what is it

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I want to fug Peri.

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>>1302734
But that's how many star eyes for steven vs a few diamond eyes? Pearl seems to have even less star eyes vs diamond eyes.

Ooooh?

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>>1302803
Steven will fug her.

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Re-requesting this with Steven or Peri from previous thread

>>1302807
that's one shit handwriting

>>1302797
I mean physical and verbal abuse. Also, let's not forget that he's never seen anyone die. His allusions would be shattered like ice.

>>1302761
>pack a day

And now you're saving, what, $300/month?

>>1302813
It looks like Dewey as is

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>>1302811
In my fanfics, maybe.

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>>1302825
You are technically right on him not seeing anyone DIE
But he did see Garnet basically get fucked up to the point of poofing.

>>1302813
Saw an edit in a the last thread

>>1302825
He watched himself die hundreds of times and was destroyed when pearl poofed for the first time

>>1302844
She looks like baby

>>1302763
They don't get everything in background checks. The foster system in america is full of abuse, physical and sexual. Many kids never get a real family and get turned out on the street when they come off age. It's fucking nuts.

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>>1302803
Ronaldo kidnaps Peridot, unaware that she is Steven's friend. Her refusal to yield information only makes matters worst. His pressing her for info on the Diamond Authority get increasingly violent, but he doesn't do enough damage to poof her, as he needs her "alive". In the process of documenting his work, the questions arises, "can they interbreed". Peridot is raped. When she is finally rescued, she is only a shell of her former self.

We couldn't save her, /sug/. And some of you whackered to it.

>>1302887
But the big question is..
Who saves would save her?

>>1302887
Is this a new ebin meme?

>>1302826
Easily. Vaping is insanely cost effective. I roll my own coils, mix my own flavors using a high nic, great tasting juice as the base. Nicotine is surprisingly neuroprotective, MS sufferers use it to treat their shakes, it's also been shown to reduce the symptoms of, reverse, and even prevent alz.

It's pretty great actually.

>Another good day on /sug/
>"Fuck off para2"
>"Post Peridick!"
>Writefags and drawfags are in abundance.
>All is well, everyone is shitposting in happiness.
>Until the power goes out.
>It would usually be back on by now, but something isn't right. It's pitch black in your house.
>You go to your house's circuit box to see what might have burned out.
>As you approach, you notice a figure standing in front of an open circuit box, with their hands meddling in it.
>It's too dark to see. You grab a nearby flashlight and turn it on
Who do you see, /sug/?

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>>1302908
Yes.

>>1302701
That rainbow quartz is perfect. Except the top eyes should be freaking out over food.

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>>1302917
Nothing but blue.

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>>1302917
Nosferatu!

>>1302917
Ronaldo

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>>1302917
Moonman

>>1302917
but its daylight

>>1302761
Thanks again, rushing is no good and I'm pretty slow already....

About your request, I will probably use this if you don't mind
>Garnet can go ahead and shove some of pearl's vapor up her ass

>>1302917
probably that green dorito bitch

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I want to kiss Peri.

>>1302742
>>1302887
>>1302908
>Short edgey wtf concept.
>only a shell of their former self.
>we couldn't save them, /sug/.

New meme e'rbody.

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>>1302957
Steven already has.

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>>1302358

>>1302917
Please no spooking, anon

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>>1302947
Yes yes yes and yes. Please do. I'll love you forever draw friend.

>>1302486
>blue is best

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>>1302970
>you will never share a tiny green woman with Steven

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>>1302486
Yes, please.

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>>1302985
He shares her with Connie.

>>1302911
I feel like a dickhead having picked it up without smoking cigs first, but I have sort of an oral fixation and feel like I constantly need to be eating, drinking or smoking something, and vaping is nice because it won't contribute more to my being a fatass and I won't blow through my weed as fast

>>1302486
Blue

>>1303041
my nigger

>Marty comes back to Beach City several years after ditching Greg
>finds Greg handing out with both giant women AND smaller women
>mind is blown

>>1303067
He might be handing out with them but he ain't banging

>>1303067
>Marty meets Sour Cream
>they get along great
>has to suddenly leave for "business"

>>1303074
Marty don't know that.

>>1303081
Plot twist

>Marty takes Sour Cream with him and becomes the next Martin Garrix

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>I’ve seen several posts comparing the scene where Peridot saves Amethyst from the drill with Ruby saving Sapphire (and accidentally fusing *cough*) in The Answer, but upon my rewatch i just came upon yet another one: Remember Bubble Buddies, when Steven sees a rock falling and Connie in danger of being crushed by it, so with no time to think he runs over to save her and
...
>And that’s not the end of the similarities either:
Both Steven and Peridot are only able to save Connie/Amethyst from the falling rock/the drill, respectively, because in that moment of danger they somehow are able to absolutely surpass themselves. Steven summons his protective bubble for the first time, without even knowing that was something he could do. And Peridot freaking snaps that leash in two, even though she couldn’t even open a wall panel that didn’t give Steven any trouble just a few episodes before!

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>>1302917
A very happy, married couple

>>1303088
Good catch, amedot confirmed

>>1303088
It's the power of
LOVE
O
V
E

>>1303088
You got all that from two episodes?

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>>1303088
So basically X irresponsibly saves Y from being hurt by Z?

It sounds like the team should really talk about this.

>>1303107
Source
http://mostlyanything19.tumblr.com/post/138683509883/ive-seen-several-posts-comparing-the-scene-where

>>1302994
nothing wrong with that
>>1303081
>Marty meets Sour Cream
>he doesn't want him, man
>>1303107
There's more?

>>1303107
There's mo-
>>1303119
Oh, you beat me to it.

>>1303088
Amedot is real

Thank you God. The world needs more colorful midget gem love

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Why isn't there most Rainbow Quartz x Greg porn like this?

>>1302917
>none of you have actually decided on something
>It's Peridot.
>What in the ever loving fuck is Peridot doing in your house
>playing with your circuit box
>She freezes in her place, barely moving a muscle, as the flashlight brightens up the room.
>She turns around to see who it is, beads of sweat sliding down her face.
>She is blinded by the flashlight, instinctively covering her eyes.
>"Would you stop blinding me with that!?" Peridot yells.
>"I know it's dark but you're not helping at all!"
>What the fuck
>You keep flashing her, staring at her small figure.
>She used one of your chairs to reach the circuit box.
>"Are you just going to stand there or what?" She continued, still covering her eyes.
>You read so many things like this.
>So many things.
>Your dick slightly grows stiff at the thought.
>TODAY IS THE DAY
Do you...
A-Walk over and hold the light over her so she can finish working on the circuit box
B-Ask her what the fuck is she doing inside of your house, in the real world
C-Keep staring like a faggot in awe, blinding her still

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I want to fuck Ruby with the biggest, thickest dildo

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>>1303131
No, the world needs more colorful midgets showing off their personalities properly.

>>1302406
lapis is for bully

>>1303138
A, obviously

>>1302994
according to my cheap psychology degree that reads like issues with your mother

>>1303138
C

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What is /sug/'s dirtiest headcanon?
>Pearl, despite being a neat freak and having a smooth, clean body, has a completely unshaven, dirty, musky pussy
>Pearl also secretly has a huge /ss/ fetish but is in denial

>>1303134
Because greg is fucking ugly

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>>1303138
B, because she isn't supposed to be real

>>1303138
B
for don't B a massive faggot

>>1303138
B

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>>1303143

>>1303154
I think everybody else except me is an idiot. What's wrong with me doc?

>>1303162
>Dewey has a 13 inch dick, while Greg has a 4 incher

>>1303176
same but reverse the dick sizes

>>1303138
A

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>>1303162
Steven/Gem fusions are male.

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>>1303162
peridot uses donuts as onaholes

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>>1303162
Steve and Connie hold hands when no one is looking

>>1303185
Which one should Connie choose?

>>1303194
TOO DIRTY JESUS CHRIST

>>1303185
The amethyst fusion looks awesome nice going drawfag

>>1303197
The one on the right looks more inline with connie's fave jrpgs or annimes

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>>1298542
torture

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>>1303197
Jojo

>>1303207
I'm not the artist, this was made a long, long time ago.

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>>1303197
The one that would treat her right.

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>>1303162
Amethyst likes to meet people, lure them somewhere private and devour them with her ass, where they're never heard of again.

>>1303138
B
>"What the fucking fuck" You say, still pointing the flashlight at her.
>"What? I'm trying to fix your stupid house's wiring!" Peridot replied.
>This is a dream, right? Yeah. It's probably a dream.
>You do the only logical thing and punch yourself, whining in pain as soon as you do it.
>"What the-- why did you just attack yourself?" Peridot asked, her irises somewhat adapting to the light, shrinking. She slightly lowers her hand.
>"Well it's not a fucking dream." You answer, rubbing your jaw.
>Peridot stares for a moment.
>"Define 'Dream'" she asks.
>"Not until you tell me how the fuck you're real and why the fuck are you here."
>Peridot looks down for a moment.
>"Wait." She mumbles, "Why AM I here?" She asks. "How'd I even get here..."
>Great. You realize you're in a greentext now. What's next?
>"Well, help me fix the stupid wiring in here so you stop blinding me and I'll answer as best I can, okay?" Peridot says, attempting to look in your direction.
Do you...
A-Help her get the electricity back
B-Continue questioning her.
C-Make sure it really isn't a dream.

MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN

>>1303242
Thanks 4 fixy my venn slutt

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>>1302971
MY VAN

>>1303237
D
Break the fourth wall and strangle the autist who's writing this retarded vignette of your life

>>1303237
A I NEED MY PORNO BACK

>>1303237
C obviously, maybe we'll off ourselves in the process

>>1303237
D-Give her a bag of donuts and watch as her libido greatly increases in a matter of seconds

>>1303237
A

>>1303237
R-ape

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just going to leave this here

>>1303237
C
plugging your nose and trying to breathe through it is the most effective reality check

>>1303237
A

>>1303248
This

>>1303272
At last, the fake we deserved. The circle is complete.
>>1301708
>>1301863

*/sug/ suddenly stops for whackering to >>1303272*

>>1303299
guilty

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>Peri isn't going to have many episodes once Lapis is rescued

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>>1301280
last for now
I will be back in a few hours

>>1303237
A for only correct answer

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but what does it all mean

god I love LAPIS

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>>1303314
See ya later Master Shifu

LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR

>>1303308
Her screen time will match the other CG on non-specific episodes, worry not.

>>1303314
Holy shit that looks pretty good

>>1303314
turned out sweeter than I had in mind
thank you, shifuto

>>1303308
about time

>>1303237
A
>Still somewhat in disbelief, you move next to her, and hold the light over her head.
>"Finally" she complains, and continues fiddling with the circuit box.
>You easily tower over here, even though she's standing on a chair to boost her height.
>A minute later, she connects to wires, which brings back the electricity to the house.
>You turn the flashlight off and sigh in relief.
>Peridot jumps off the chair, dusting her hands. "You're welcome." She snobbishly says.
>"I didn't say thank you." you reply.
>"You just did." she answered with a smirk on her face.
>You grab her by the collar and pull her up to face you with ease. She starts thrashing and writhing in the air.
>"Now, why are you here and what do you want?" You ask, staring at her.
>"Put me down!" She yells, trying to scratch your face with her small arms.
>You giggle at how cute she is.
>She is obviously getting very mad.
>"You said you'd answer as best you can. Answer."
>"PUT ME DOWN!" She commands
Do you...
A-Put her down and apologize.
B-Continue demanding answers
C-Make her say please before you put her down.

>>1303154
Am I a mama's boy? Figures.

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Pearl is cute.

>>1303349
C
hehehe

>>1303357
as cute as a wet fart

>>1303349
A
do not bully the periwaifu

>>1303349
B

>>1303349
B

>>1303349
C is the only right answer if you wanna get the green pussy

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>>1303366
Please be nice. She has low self esteem.

>>1303349
B

>>1303349
B.

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>>1303357
A factual statement.

>>1303349
C

>>1303395
she should, because she's awful

>>1303349
C

>>1303416
You're awful.

>>1303349
B

>>1303349
A please don't hurt the peri

>>1303349
C

B
>"No." You reply.
>She gnarls at you and continues to swing about from your arm, trying to get down on her own.
>She's going nowhere.
>"I'll put you down if you answer at least one question." You sternly say.
>She stops thrashing about and crosses her arms. "Fine" she mumbles, looking away, ashamed of her hopelessness.
>You don't ask anything. You head back upstairs and into the living room. You hold her over the couch.
>"Are you going to actually ASK something?" She complains again, staring at you, obviously very, very mad.
>"A few."
>"But you said--"
>"What are you doing in my house?"
>"...fixing your wiring." she snidely answers.
>"Why are you here?"
>"... to fix your wiring." She answers again.
>"How'd you get here?"
>She thinks for a moment. How DID she get here?
>"I... I forget. Oh! My log recor--
>My log recorder!"
>She yells, frantically searching herself. "Where'd I put it?! Oh no, I lost my recorder!"
>Her eyes begin to tear up.
Do you...
A-Gently put her down on the couch.
B-Continue asking questions.
C-Make her say please before putting her down.

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How would you make Beach City great again?

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This faggot here once again, as a special friday special i'm trying to do EVERY request you post. (mostly sfw if possible)

>>1303452
A, we've been forceful enough

>>1303452
A

>>1303452
AA A A A A A AAAA
please don't hurt her

>>1303452
A

>>1303459
Fusion of Greg and Mayor Dewey

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>>1303459
Sapphire with a friday shirt on.

>>1303458
Get rid of Mayor Dewey make Greg the new Mayor

>>1303459
jasper baking a cake

>>1303452
A
>>1303458
put ronaldo at the head of all media

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>>1303458
BUILD

>>1303452
A

>>1303459
lapis dumping a jug of water on her head while looking at the camera

>>1303458
kill greg
kill connie
everybody get back to work

>>1303459
nah, pass

>>1303452
A
>You keep to your word and gently lower her to the couch.
>"My tape recorder..." she cries, a few tears streaming down her face.
>You feel at fault for making her cry.
>She stares at you as a baby would stare at their mother when they lose their favorite toy.
>"Your recorder thingy?" You ask, trying to cam her down. "I think I might have a spare one lying around. Do you want to borrow it till you get your recorder back?"
>She stops crying. Phew.
>"What if it's lost forever?" She asks, on the brink of breaking into tears again.
>"I'm sure it's not. We'll find it, don't worry." You answer.
>She starts sniffling, and slightly nods.
>You turn around and grab a tissue box off a nearby table, and hold it in front of her. She takes the whole thing into her lap and starts wiping her tears and sniffles with tissues.
Do you...
A-Try to find her old recorder
B-Try to find your spare recorder
C-Offer her food.

>>1303517
A

>>1303517
A

>>1303517
A, she probably dropped it by the circuit box.

>>1303459
PERIDOT TRYING TO REACH A COOKIE JAR ON A HIGH SHELF

>>1303517
C but only if its donuts

>>1303517
A

>>1303459
Greg or Ronaldo vaping

Almost there y'all

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>>1303477

>>1303459
Pearl and Steven making weird faces at each other.

>>1303585
this but lewd faces instead of weird ones

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>>1303580
Or here, fantastic job!

>>1303517
A
>You leave her to her tissues and head back down into the circuit box room.
>You go where she was standing, and find a recorder lying on the ground next to a foot of the chair. It's labelled "KEEP OUT!!!!!!!!"
>This must be it. You pocket it and turn back around, heading to the living room again.
>She has calmed down and settled into staring at the floor with a tissue in her hand.
>You pull out her tape recorder and hold it in front of her eyes.
>She nigh-instantly lights up and yanks it out of your hand.
>"My recorder!" She says, "YES! Now all of my documentations are safe!"
>"Did you document anything about how you got here?" You ask, still wondering about that.
>She rewinds and plays various moments of her tapes, each seeming to lead to no answer.
>"Sorry, I can't." She answers, shaking her head.
>Well, worth a try.
>"Well... I guess we're both on the same level here." You state, sitting next to her on the couch.
>"What's your name?" Peridot asks. It's only fair she knows who you are if she's going to stay.
>She IS going to stay, right?
Do you...
A-Answer her question, telling her your name.
B-Refuse to answer her question
C-Ask her to leave now that she got her recorder back

>>1303612
A

>>1303612
A

>>1303612
A

>>1303612
D-Give her the Donut

>>1303612
C because it is not really happening

>>1303459
Greg squatting like a true slav gopnik

>>1303627
I change my vote for this, I want to see Peridot fuck a donut

>>1303612
A
>"You can call me Peridot." She continues before you get time to answer.
>"My name's Anon, Peridot."
>"Thank you for finding my recorder, Anon." She blankly states, as if she doesn't understand the meaning of 'thanks'
>She stares at you for a moment before giving you a quick hug. " I appreciate your effort." she continued.
>You gently pat her hair. "Don't mention it."
>She blushes a little.
>She turns to her recorder and starts a new tape. "Log date 9 16 2.
>I have mysteriously found myself in a foreign area with no former memory of my arrival. The resident of the house hold I'm in is named Anon."
>She goes on for a while as she documents the most recent things that happened before ending the recording.
>"Would you... happen to have food?" She asks, looking away. "D-Donuts, for example?"
>"I thought gems don't need to eat."
>"I-I don't. I just... like the feeling."
Do you...
A-Get her some donuts from your kitchen
B-Bring something else and apologize for not having anything else
C-Tell her you have no food in your fridge right now.

>>1303703
A, EH

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>>1303703

>>1303703
I don't like where this is going to.

>>1303703
A
c'mon do it

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>>1303478

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I want to impregnate young Pearl.

>>1303703
A

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We will probably never see Sardonyx again again because Garnet will have a distrust for fusing with Pearl
hurts to live

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>>1303756

>>1303756
Didn't they, like, make up over that?

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>>1303758
We posting Sardonyx porn now?

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>>1303733

>>1303756
You are forgetting the voice actors are crazy expensive too.

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>>1303765
YES

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>>1303756
>>1303758
>>1303765

Not for sexual.

>>1303703
A
>"Donuts?" You ask
>"Donuts." She replies.
>You shrug and get off the couch, making your way to the kitchen.
>You come back with a box of glazed donuts, with varying things on top of a wider selection.
>You open the box and hold it in front of her.
>She quickly nabs it out of your hand and puts it on her lap, grabs two, and takes a bite out of each.
>What
>She chews a little before swallowing, shivering a little as it goes down into her body, then taking another bite.
>She chews with more vigor this time, swallowing much faster.
>You stare as she easily downs the entire box of donuts.
>You slowly sit back next to her.
>Hicc.
>Did she just hiccup?
>Hicc.
>She just hiccuped.
>She turns to you, slowly blinking, slightly smiling.
>"Thank..." was all she said, before gently poking you and giggling.
>Her entire face is run over with blushes.
Do you...
A-Ask if she's okay
B-Ask if she's drunk
C-Lewd it up

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>>1303778

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>>1303778

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>>1303791

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>>1303738

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>>1303789

Wait, who washes Steven's underwear?

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>>1303800
Accidentally wrong order

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>>1303756
I want her to seduce Steven.

>>1303788
C
now's the time

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>>1303806
I DO

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>>1303788
C

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>>1303814

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>>1303806
Himself

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>>1303827

>>1303806
porl

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>>1303788
C, see

>>1303788
Give her the C

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>>1303805

>>1303788

High-C Tropical Punch

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>>1303832

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>>1303845
oh baby

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>>1303859

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>>1303825
>this comic

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>>1303873

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>>1303891

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>>1303900
Got no more Sardonyx

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>>1303864

I want the rape baby to rape steven

>>1303611
This is wonderful