[HG] Hunger Games
>>11581417
>S-Sorry. Have a good night.
>>11581582
Heed me you idiot!
>THE CRIMSON DEMON hits Michiru with the red orb at the end of her staff.
Listen!
>She hits her again over and over
To! Me! I don't care for your stupid small talk, this is a life and death situation and you are close to escalating it into a death and death issue should you not tell me your name!
>>11581685 (Samurai)
>The assassin just pays for a large soda and slides into the booth with the woman. How he sips it is up for interpretation, but he watches her devour her meal, somewhat amused by her ravenous rate of consumption: ":)".
Good?
>>11581728
I did not make a claim, I came to that conclusion after laying out the facts. Prove me wrong, then?
>>11581713
Thank for the thread!
Here are the stats!
>>11581667 (Yuubari)
Thank you Yuubari! You're cool!
>>11581619 (Craig)
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BECOME BEST GIRL LIKE I TOLD YOU
>>11581612
>>11581617
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>>11581685
>>11581694
All the shitposting in the last thread was me.
Everyone get along now.
>>11581746
Thank you.
>>11581746
And for tourney anon
>>11581746
Sailor beats King and Queen. Is he the mightiest of the Chess pieces?
>>11581749
I know, that's why it didn't make any sense whatsoever, Fyxe whiteknight.
Guess I'll just do this here.
First 24/36/48 for the basic bitch games.
>>11581746
I am grateful for the opportunity.
>>11581749
I don't believe you, faggot. You're clearly innocent and I'll fucking fight you over it.
>>11581758
Beowulf
>>11581746
Thanks.
>11581749
Please just roleplay.
>>11581758
Fighter
>>11581758
Saber
>>11581758
Zer0
>tfw you're really stupid
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THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING GUYS! IT WAS AWESOME!
>>11581758
Johnny
>>11581746
Thank you, but I think there are far cooler folks out there than me, I'm just an old coot, yeah. >>11581758
Bote
>>11581758
Rin Kagamine
>>11581758
Sachi Komine
>>11581758
Blake Belladonna
>>11581758
Popeye
>>11581758
Shikyoh
>>11581758
Sliver Queen
>>11581758
FYXE
>>11581759
>>11581767
No thank YOU for playing and having fun
See you next time
>>11581755
Oh course!
In the new edition of the chess game
>>11581758
Me irl
>>11581758
Berkut
>>11581619
Don't toy with me, you... y-you..
>Berkut throws the vacuum at the smug bonewalker, and stomps off furiously while yelling and hurling obscenities at the bonewalker. Seems like his temper finally broke.
>>11581652
>Berkut continues to walk off, until he hears the word "Empress". He then turns around, and begins to size up the girl. "She doesn't look like any empress to me. Seems like calling her a harlot was accurate."
You're no empress. Don't give me those lousy, excuse of words you drool out of your mouth.
>>11581758
Bro
>>11581757
I like Fyxe. Games are okay, a bit too memey sometimes. I'd gladly white knight her. So just call every whiteknight Hoshi, because it's probably me. Problem solved, yeah?
>>11581762
I don't like fighting.
>>11581758
Machi Amayadori
>>11581758
Star Butterfly
>>11581758
Temmie
>>11581746
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>11581758
The Crazy Frog Army
>>11581758
Samurai
>>11581742
I haven't eaten in days, anything is good!
>Musashi finishes up her meal quickly, sipping on her drink after.
Though it was decent I suppose, I would have preferred noodles but there's only so much around here.
>>11581758
MATT
>>11581772
Fyxe oh Fyxe, won't you rig it for me?
Fyxe oh Fyxe, I deserve it you see?
>>11581758
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11581758
Bill Brasky
>>11581758
Yukine
better be a default rather than a /co/de
>>11581758
Mokou's Friend
>>11581758
Tsunashi Takuto
>>11581758
Stanley
>>11581758
Crendor
>>11581758
Hibari
>>11581758
Gascoigne
>>11581813
Thanks for playing Mookoo! It was nice!
>>11581787
Hey! That last move you did was awesome! Thanks for being there Popeye!
>>11581801
P-Please call my games memey again...
>kissu
Nice to see you around
>>11581758
SluttyShroom
>>11581786
ship with me god dammit
>>11581758
Hibari Protector
>>11581758
Michiru Matsushima
>>11581734
E-Eeeh? Life and death? The heatstroke is that bad already, huh... Oh, I get it! You're a paramedic and you're trying to help me, but I'm delusional from the heat and keep rambling off and seeing you as some weirdly dressed up girl! I'm Michiru Matsushima! Please take good care of me!
>>11581797
I totally am. The Tsundere Empress, a title I don't take lightly either! It took me years, years of studying and hard work and dedication and blood and sweat and tears and hard work and...
Wait...
Um, yeah! I'm not good at speeches, so could you please just bow?
>>11581828
Cuck
>>11581758
Stu
>>11581851
>raine
>>11581817
>The assassin lowers his drink from his mouth (?) and tilts his head: "?".
Days?
>>11581851
I refuse.
>>11581855
>the state of rin's rp
>>11581758
What's the code?
>>11581758
343 guilty spark
>>11581746
I think i'm kind of late, but thanks for hosting, host!
>>11581819
Are you cute enough to deserve a rig anon?
Ahah joking, but the HG world federation probably won't allow that
>kisses
Hope you had fun nonetheless!
>>11581885
office job
>>11581878
That's an accurate depiction of her character. Play (or watch someone play) the VN or watch the anime.
>>11581898
Sounds interesting
>>11581893
It's never too late!
Thanks for playing! You fought well
>>11581894
I'd also take your steam as a consolation price.
>>11581907
Take care Fyxe
>>11581758
The code would probably work better with 36 rather than 48
>>11581870
I've had some scrounge here and there... but not a real meal like this!
>Musashi starts to stand up from the booth
Alright, another game is starting up. Good luck Assassin.
>The samurai gives Zer0 a short bow before exiting the restaurant and heading back towards the arena
>>11581909
I don't have steam, unfortunately.
But you can get a hug or a life-sized plush if you wanna!
>>11581918
You already showed me this one.
Also thanks to whoever did this ahaha!
>>11581927
Alright, looks like we don't have enough for 48 anyways
>>11581923
Thank you! You take care as well!
Sweet dreams!
>>11581758
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11581901
>Rin whiteknights exist
Now I've seen everything.
>>11581934
Darnit!
That plushie sounds awesome though. Can I have it?
>>11581942
Boi.
>>11581931
You as well.
>The assassin slides out of the booth and also heads into the Arena.
>>11581758
>>11581942
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11581907
Too bad I didn't have time to see what was happening.
>>11581952
I'm old. Don't expect much of me.
Post slides and rig the game for me
>>11581969
You're also what, an assassin? Don't pull that crap on me.
>>11581948
>hands you a life-sized Fyxe plush, limited edition ® perfect for a nice comfy sleep
No need to thank me! We're working on releasing holograms to the public but it's not working properly yet
>>11581960
Oooh... That's too bad. Well. Next time hopefully. I still liked reading your adventure!
Redpill me about your character
>>11581987
is mitsuki
>>11581996
Seth?
>>11581758
Swaps and stuff for the next five minutes
>>11581987
is really handsome and that makes you jealous
>>11581981
You can't touch a hologram though. This is nice, thanks.
I'm lonely.
>>11581987
Murderer
Extremely strong
>>11581855
>Berkut just glares at the girl with dissent
"Tsundere"? Don't give me that pigslop, tramp. I don't have time for babysitting an annoyance.
>Berkut goes back to walking away from the girl.
>>11582004
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11581981
Nice nips
>>11582004
Hey Roxas!
Swap me out for this cool guy here! >>11581959
He has an agenda to do and it's kinda my job to help him in situations like that
>Mitsuki leaves the hosting discord
>Games are shitposted for being shit
They would have been good if only...
>>11582004
Hah, finally on a full stomach. Let's train!
>>11582032
Are you implying the hosting discord are the shitposters?
>>11582004
Hurry, I only have so long before I pass out
>>11582040
They would have been good if she stayed
>>11582004
C-can someone swap with me.
>>11582040
>Adachi isn't in the hosting discord
>gets shitposted too
holy shit.
>>11582006
Fuck off Tamaki
>>11582004
Let's see how good these veteran soldiers are... especially their howling.
>>11581987
>Slayer of dragons, suffering from loss.
>>11582032
>will never be invited
>>11581980
That'd be real convenient, wouldn't it? I'm afraid not.
>Kiritsugu opens up his arms, revealing his robes and hands to the man, who is without weaponry.
The only thing deadly about me is my cigarette habit.
>>11582004
Begin.
>>11582053
>Not in the hosting discord
>don't get shitposted
Might be reading too much into it.
>>11582048
That reminds me, who do you think leaked her chat logs?
>>11582017
T-Tramp? H-Hey, I know that word!
...That's not a good word though.
>She runs up behind him and slaps the back of his head hard enough to leave a mark.
You don't say something like that to a lady! Y-You... you buffalo!
>>11582027
You weren't supposed to...
Heh. Thanks.
>>11582010
You're welcome. I hope it gets better for you in the future...
It's all gonna be okay for everyone in the end.
>hugs
>>11582080
Post or bullshit.
>>11582056
Thanks, Yuno...
>>11582080
DDD
>>11582066
Hm... Maybe that man I saw just looked similar to you. Good luck on your time here, old man. Don't drop dead because of that habit of yours.
>>11581987
Wants to tear the throat out of anything unholy
Oh and also ate his wife
>>11582088
Thanks, I hope it does. Thanks for sticking around, gotta go.
>>11582004
LET THE PARKING WARS BEGIN!
Robots are efficient.
SOMEONE BOTCHED IT AND IT'S NOT BEOWULF!
Stanly why are you using anime girls to steal from the company?
>>11582119
Gascoin?
>>11581969
You're like 35
>>11582088
Can't help where my eyes lead me.
>>11582127
Office workers? I'm not sure I really understand how I will achieve my goals here... but I'll fight nevertheless!
>>11582092
Are you on Discord, Hosh?
>>11582133
>yee
>>11582127
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky had Popeye, the sailor man himself, following him around to watch him suffer?
>>11582083
>Berkut doesn't flinch from getting hit from the weak woman, and he turns around slowly
You have but a moment to run before I gut you like the degenerate pig you are. Run along if you know what's good for you, "Empress"
>Berkut pulls his lance out, and points it at the girl's face while he glares at her.
>>11582127
'Another day, another... Wait, I don't get paid for this.'
>>11582127
Wat els is nEW?
>>11582127
>By the time the assassin is through kicking every single frog's ass, his foot is too weak to even stand on, forcing him to hobble into the Arena.
Ow.
>>11582127
Is this your first time hosting Roxas?
Good luck if so?
If Rin is a superhero, I must be his nemesis
>>11582124
Bye bye anon!
>>11582136
... You're not wrong here!
>>11582127
I don't know what I'm going to do now. Maybe I should go back to the base.
>>11582127
Don't look at me like that. This money was all earned legitimately. No doubt.
>>11582127
SU-PER DRAG-ON
clapclap clapclapclap
SU-PER DRAG-ON
clapclap clapclapclap
>>11582127
You're an evil fish tent expert? I don't really fish a lot... or go camping...
But if I ever do, I'll totally need one of those! You're hired, so just be on standby for now until I decide to use you!
>>11582153
Hah! I doubt that you could cause me much worse pains than dying in a blazing fire with a broken heart.
...Yeah, that really hurt. I don't know why anyone brought me back. I don't want to do that again.
>>11582127
Huh...
>The Rushe merely scratches her left cheek as she looks at the people with their strange devices.
("Guess this is a new type of battle... maybe for diligence or something?")
Whatever the case, I need to just get in the building and do what I gotta do.
>>11582139
Enjoy your Parking Spot~
>>11582161
>my nemesis
>you
Yeaahhhhh
Your new is showing
>>11581855
>THE CRIMSON DEMON mutters under her breath.
G-Good enough.
Yes, that is exactly it!
>Megumin lowers her staff.
I need you to do something for me. You can't say no or you'll die of heatstroke. Alright? Swear fealty to me, THE CRI-err, your local paramedic.
>>11582142
Negative.
>>11582053
>>11582079
>in the hosting discord
>get shitposted
yeah..
>>11582127
PROMOTIONS!
Beowulf, you should know not to ask questions like that.
Popeye shouldn't be allowed in finances.
ZER0 ISN'T JOBBING!
Bulletin boards, records, and papercuts are all lethal around here!
>>11582161
Third time, actually!
>>11582208
Can you get on?
>>11582194
I don't know, maybe I'm just a secondary vilain in your story but I still an opponent.
Should I break the narrative and ask for a truce! It doesn't have to be like this
>>11582219
Oh okay! Carry on then! If you want a tip for a background, ask me
>>11582179
>Berkut stabs the girl in her neck with his lance, not wanting to be burdened with listening to her nonsense anymore.
What a horrendously stupid girl that just couldn't listen to a simple command.
>>11582219
>dies
>>11582219
You call it going on strike, I call it spending the night at home watching the football game.
>>11582219
Now, Brasky goes on strike, saying "If you don't let me bring my horse to work, I'm gonna shit on every desk in the building!", and I'll be dammed if he didn't follow through with that!
>>11582219
That was more fun than I would've imagined it to be. Too bad we may get into legal issues if we keep doing it.
>>11582230
Later today, maybe.
>>11582236
>>11582219
>A tip OR a background*
Maybe both
>>11582208
아이유 사랑해애애애애애
>>11582219
Yes, this chart shows off the percentage of winning each person left alive has.
>Musashi practices presenting the chart to the board of executives, satisfied with her presentation.
>>11582219
and the number 1 worst thing I made was the Type 209 depth charge. What a piece of work that thing was.
>>11582219
>Zer0 looks at the pencil as he pinches it in between two of his fingers. Then with a slight flick of the wrist, he sends it twirling in the air, right into Hibari Protector's neck. As she falls to the ground, bleeding everywhere, the assassin cannot help but smile: ":)".
The pencil, not pen,
is mightier than the sword.
Thank you for the proof.
>>11582250
Aren't you always on?
>>11582219
WHO'S BOOKING THIS? AM I GOING OVER OR NOT?
Rewind.
>>11582203
>Michiru clamps her fists together, showing she's super serious now.
Okay! I'll do whatever you say, paramedic-chan! Um... You're stupid! And a dumb whore! You're a...tramp! I just learned that word, tramp.
>>11582219
Oh? Are we going to fishing? Get in the box? Okay!
>Michiru steps into the box, expecting to have a nice fishing trip but instead gets shot, lasered and burnt to death.
>>11582241
Put that lance down at once! Don't you even think about stabbing me! No, put it do-
>Her rambling finally ends as his spear-like weapon is forced into her flesh.
>>11582219
Ssssssh...
>She slowly and painfully removed the tiny metal bits outta of her hands. As the Rushe stares at her hands, blood made itself known to her.
...Dang it. Uh well... I can always rub fruit into, and it'll be good as new.
>>11582113
>>11582113
>He tries to smile but it comes across as a frown.
I'll try not to. Have a good one.
>>11582134
>Kiritsugu can't help but blush slightly when someone tries to guess his age but overshoots it by a bit.
That's still old...
>>11582219
WELCOME TO THE FARM!
HORSES DON'T LIKE YOU PEOPLE! STOP TRYING TO RIDE THEM!
This is a business trip damnit, stop churning your enemies into butter!
>>11582236
I'll get my own backgrounds later, probably after I've gotten my own code.
>>11582219
Man, X-17 sure is efficient, he killed the person who hired him
>>11582271
Yes. I'll Irish Whip you and you'll go over the top rope.
*I teleport into the thread*
WHO
>>11582241
YOU
*hands the man a plaque that reads "golden award of appreciation" and shakes his hand*
Good job slaying that thot.
>>11582236
More like a goon
And no, it's too much effort to try and like you
Maybe revive HG to what it once was and I will
>>11582305
Brasky finally did get to bring his horse to work, but it kicked his brains in as soon as it got the chance
TO BILL BRASKY!
>>11582241
>>11582219
>You just got Ding-Ding'd!
>>11582305
[horsedick joke]
>>11582305
Maybe I'm not meant to be a cowboy. Time to follow my career in astronaut.
>>11582305
Fucking horse!
>>11582308
YEAH I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. I NEVER JOB OU-
>>11582305
BOTCHED IT
>sells
>>11582311
It's too bad. I know you like literatture, we could jhave talked about that.
Still, hate isn't really the opposite of love so
>kissu
Have fun playing
Noisy chinese people on bus
What do?
>>11582305
>Zer0 purchases a scythe. This new weaponry may just come in handy if he needs a weapon he can dispose of after use.
holy shit Centorea is gonna top the leaderboard now
>>11582270
Shit gets real sometimes and you have to step away for a bit. I'll get on later.
>>11582255
This post made me smile.
>>11582305
horss are jERKS!
>dies
>>11582347
TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
>>11582305
>drinks a carton of milk given to her by the farmer
It certainly tastes better than rabbit's milk.
>>11582305
That went well... Seems we're missing a few people now, though.
>>11582350
When will she play live. Interpark is shit. 아이유 미인
>>11582326
nice rp
>>11582305
Butter for the bread, butter for the bread, churning lots and lots to have butter for the bread.
>>11582310
>Berkut looks at the plaque for a moment, confused.
"Thot Destroyer"? I'm lost to what this means, commoner. Explain what "Thot" means. I'm not in tune with the commoner slang
>>11582305
>Shikyoh thrusts as hard as he can so the pitchfork gets as deep inside him as possible. He then sets the pitchfork on the ground pointed side up to leave Beowulf's corpse on display.
>>11582349
... T-This joke is in very bad taste anonymous...
>>11582305
Blake... you're not sneaky.
Crazy frog... you're crazy.
And the rest of you don't do much interesting.
Almost got to skip the slide.
>>11582375
That ho over there
Ho meaning slut
Or dumb cunt who shows other people her naked pictures
That's it I believe
>>11582391
They're already fondly reminiscing Bill Brasky
>>11582375
A thot is like a harlot.
By taking care of that undesirable person you've made this world a better place to live in for the future generations.
*lithisto pops a party streamer sending confetti flying literally everywhere*
Good job.
>>11582391
Alright, I've got the food. Let's bail!
>>11582391
How can the code be talking about a player who's been eliminated?
>>11582369
Thank you, I worked long and hard on that lengthy post. It started out small, but over the course of my typing it grew to a fairly formidable size and now it's displayed proudly for the world to see.
>>11582368
No scheduled live appearances to my knowledge.
>>11582391
'I should've known someone like her would find me, but I overestimated my abilities. Dammit.'
>>11582391
Hah.... now this is certainly better than that "Taco Bell" place....
>Musashi nods as she munches on the chicken, eating happily.
>>11582391
>Zer0 digitally hiccups.
What a guy...
>>11582391
>>11582425
You give a whole new meaning to the term cat burglar.
>>11582424
아이유 none
초아 none
에디킴 none
Kill me
>>11582284
...what was that?
>THE CRIMSON DEMON sets her staff down and grabs Chiru by the collar, having to stand on her tippy toes as she's 10 centimeters shorter. Pissed at being called the equivalent of a thot, she whispers.
Don't ever call me such awful things again. Or I will send you to the darkest depths of the underworld that make nothingness seem like a blessing. Got it? Only THE CRIMSON DEMON-sama.
>>11582391
A few asskickings don't hurt... okay they do, but it's not deadly!
The shambling corporate presence isn't a kind man.
>>11582236
>kissus
>>11582463
>A foot goes right up Saber's backside.
Hole-in-one.
>>11582453
>Scared straight, Michiru stammers as the girl lets her go after whispering to her.
I-I didn't like doing it either, but you t-told me to swear at you! A-And that I'd die if I didn't do it!
I don't want to die... a-again...
>>11582463
>Stanley gets the Stanley Parable reference event
That is good
>>11582435
A-hem.
>Blake coughs lightly to clear her throat, staring Saber directly in the eyes the entire time.
I hope you die in the most painful way imaginable.
>>11582449
So fast.
>>11582468
>kisses back
>>11582413
Hm. I certainly will not put this title to waste. All thots I encounter will be put to death quickly, and the cleanest way possible. I don't want my lovely rinea near them, or interacting with them.
>>11582463
Hey... you wouldn't mind sharing a few of those, right?
>Musashi stares at the jar, curious as to what the candy tastes like.
So, where is Fyxe from?
Out of curiosity, of course...
>>11582524
cancerland
>>11582463
Hibari... that's probably not milk.
SAMURAI, THAT'S LEWD!
How does one go from hanging a picture on a wall to... getting stuck in a water cooler?
I just noticed we literally haven't had a single slide where someone hasn't died.
>>11582444
At least GD has tour dates. If you know him.
>>11582533
>It's just Taco Bell again.
Eat up.
>>11582533
>Silver Queen Event
Here comes the bureau of doing stupid things at the office!
>>11582533
Just let me have a quick look, I won't cause you any more trouble after.
>>11582524
>>11582529
What he said! It's a comfy place once you get used to it!
>>11582533
I'm tired of this office work, train with me. I'll put in a good word for you if you do.
>Musashi eagerly rubs her swords, anticipating the answer.
>>11582541
I can't afford his shows. Atleast summer festivals are cheaper.
>>11582533
I believe that question can be answered here,
>>11582533
Time is subjective, lunchtime, DOUBLY SO!
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LUNCH BREAK!
ZER0 ISN'T FUCKING AROUND.
DON'T CHOKE ON THE THING THAT HAS A HOLE IN IT, COME ON GUYS, THEY'RE OVERSIZED LIFESAVERS!
...POPEYE WHY AREN'T YOU EATING SPINACH!?
>>11582533
Preemptive thanks for hosting/congrats.
Awoozzz
>>11582576
>Musashi drops her mug of coffee, the liquid splashing on the robot and short circuiting it
Shoot... hopefully maintenance comes in today to fix it...
>>11582576
>Traditional happy sailor moves to the city
>forgets what it means living in harmony with nature, eats junk
>he dies
There is a lesson to this story
>>11582576
The paperwork isn't so bad. I'll just keep going.
>>11582585
You keep posting that as a sleeping picture.
I'm pretty sure he's fucking his chair.
>>11582576
>If by "plastic knife" the game means "his sword" and by "cuts out" the game means "impales," then yes, the assassin does just that. Proudly: ">:D".
The doctor is in.
Your open heart surgery
was not a failure.
>>11582576
WHO LET SAMURAI BE THE MANAGER OF THIS PLACE!?
Zer0 you get paid lots of money you should know how stocks work.
>>11582576
Thanks for hosting, gotta go.
>>11582607
If you have a better Beowulf sleeping pic please give
>>11582476
Fealty. As in pledging allegiance to me! Not...a-actually cussing at me...
A-Anyways! I suppose I will let it slide! As long as you stay under me as my loyal henchmen, then my cursed blessings will extend to you. A portion of it to be exact, enough to keep you from dying! But, and this is a very big but, if at one point you betray me, you will be immediately torn apart by those very own safeguards.
>THE CRIMSON DEMON reaches into her pocket.
Put your hand out in front of me and say "I am yours, THE CRIMSON DEMON-sama."
Give me (You's)
>>11582566
Didn't expect to see another K-pop fan here.
>>11582624
I don't understand, what did I do wrong?
>>11582624
What does it matter?
I can make my money back
with one good bounty.
>The assassin still has no idea how the stock market works, though.
>>11582637
>Boos
>>11582641
Why else would I move to Korea?
>>11582624
Sorry, but as of yesterday, we lost the robot that managed your section, meaning we no longer need you here in this company.
Or something like that.
>>11582624
we've had ONE, ONE SLIDE where no one died, and I've skipped it.
Now then... ahem.
What a shitty way to go.
>>11582636
I-Is this still about the heatstroke? I heard you should just lie down and drink lots and it'll go over. A-Ah, I'm sorry, I'll do as you say or I'll die, right?
>Michiru reaches out her hand.
I am yours... That's a little weird to say. I'll listen to you? Is that okay too? I'll say that.
I'll listen to whatever you say, crimson digimon!
>>11582692
That must have been one big ass loaf
>>11582692
>Zer0 jobs to the walls, of all things.
A crushing defeat...
>>11582692
DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!
PLAAAAAAAAAACE YOUR BETS!
>>11582713
All I have is my last cigarette. I'll put it on the black-haired woman.
>>11582661
Lots of foreigners take Native English Speaker Teaching jobs here. So I would have expected that, but that reason is admirably bold.
>>11582692
So... this is a game? I shouldn't be playing this but... it's calming...
>Musashi ends up building a dirt house inside a hill as she forgets about the day.
>>11582713
Cute, I'll hold onto this for later.
>The samurai folds up the sheet of paper, slipping it into her dress.
>>11582713
I like the Samurai's girl style! $20 on her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es1JOPCKQQ0
>>11582713
I'll bet my old boss will win.
>>11582713
>The assassin remains silent. He has made a choice in his heart.
>>11582727
Since 초아 quit i have nothing to live for. And the 중국인 on my bus wont fuck off
>>11582713
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS!?
>>11582780
>He made the right choice.
>>11582780
Oh, I was right!
Post something I can fap to. I like feet and cute smelly girls.
>>11582780
I'm too good!
Give me the money I won now!
>>11582780
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MANAGER!
Real dead hours starting up.
>>11582776
I usually shut everything out with my earbuds, unless they're actually that loud. Don't you like any new groups? Nothing's really working for me right now, groups like Twice and Black Pink are absolute shit.
>>11582780
A pity, letting the newbie samurai winning. Though, a win is a win.
>>11582780
>Kiritsugu immediately reaches into his pocket and begins to dig through it as he looks for the last smoke on, aiming to quickly light it and smoke it before anyone can try claiming it from him.
>>11582817
Congrats, even though you fired me for unknown reasons.
>>11581858
sorry I was too busy for you
what does the peasant want?
>>11582817
The placements!
>>11582827
>on him*
>>11582817
Thanks for the game! Nice commentary as well.
Congrats to Musashi
>>11582840
And Summary!
That's all folks!
>>11582817
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Samurai! A worthy sword to be in the path of Justice.
>>11582817
Congratulations.
>>11582840
Thank you.
>>11582780
The lake on the moon is better.
>>11582817
I thank you for the game and the training it provided.
>>11582805
I hope you're not expecting me to pay you.
>>11582793
>>11582794
Thank you both, though this is only a small bit closer to achieving emptiness.
>>11582840
>>11582817
Thanks for the game! You did it with lots of enthusiasm and that's what counts. See you next time!
>>11582824
볼빨간사춘기
십센치
유승우
Not new groups... i just arrived in 춘천. Bye 아이유.
>>11582840
Thanks for the game!
>>11582817
T'anks for the game, host!
>>11582866
N-No! I was talking to the host... But still if you wanna pay me, I won't refuse... It wouldn't be polite, hehe.
>>11582871
Bye bii
>>11582827
>claims the cigarette
thanks thot
>>11582866
>"?"
That makes zero sense.
Emptiness through victory?
It is fulfilling.
>>11582840
Hey check it out the hot samurai chick won. Nice
This game was fun to watch.
>>11582700
>THE CRIMSON DEMON hands Michiru her staff and then walks around, jumping onto her back and clinging to her.
Carry me then, I need to contact the underworld!
>>11582926
>Michiru almost can't bear Megumin's weight, her only being 5'7" herself.
C-Carry you where? Should I really be doing this with a heatstroke?
>>11582880
>attaches a leash to your collar
>>11582896
>Kiritsugu has his lighter out when the man comes to take the cigarette. He reaches into his pocket and grips his gun before sighing and letting go, handing the smoke over reluctantly.
Take it and go before I regret not keeping it.
What are you doing RIGHT NOW HG?
>>11582960
...
V-Very funny? Now what? It's not like you'll do anything beyond that anyway.
mokou or mokou's friend?
>>11582983
>yanks on the leash
>>11582972
jerking off to this rp
>>11582951
>>11582926
>>11582972
>Looking at the thread on one monitor, watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81CtpRI6MZM and checking Discord on my other monitor, debating going to bed, and stressing out at how boned I am this semester.
>>11582951
>THE CRIMSON DEMON wraps her arms around Michiru's neck, getting cozy before yawning.
Ah...just...carry me anywhere...you'll be fine...
>She closes her eyes and stops talking, her head now resting on the blonde girl's shoulder.
>>11582972
>Listening to music of the video game variety.
>>11582972
Getting drunk, watching someone stream.
Low key wanting to die
>>11582972
roleplaying in like three places at once
>>11582995
Hey. HEY! Stop i-
>The yanks, combined to her own off-balance center of gravity (for obvious reasons) makes her fall on the ground.
'Kay... One point of you... I nearly choked...
>>11582972
Reading stuff on the internet
>>11582972
>Listening to random songs and running my good ol' Autism Sim.1400 place
>>11582972
>reading black jack
>making pancakes on a hot plate
>staring at the thread at people having fun and wondering when i'll ever roleplay with them and have the same amount of fun
>realizing that literally no one wants to roleplay with me
>all of my avas are either irrelevant, memes or filler I won't enjoy playing
>making pancakes on a hot plate
>>11582972
Drinking
>>11582972
>>11582972
>Lurking for something to do with my ava
>>11583022
>Michiru carries Megumin to the incinerator the way Sachi taught her all trash should be disposed of and tosses the girl in.
I'm sure she'll be happy with this.
>>11582972
i am dooting
>>11583039
I just downed a bunch of soda, come on out and let's do it nig
>>11582992
Friends are the best.
>>11582972
wondering how the hell to play smash bros
>>11583064
>>11583049
W-Wrong person.
>>11583049
Wanna RP?
>>11583043
>leans down and gives you a kiss
>>11582972
>Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_cvOAdjY30 and playing some melee on an emulator.
>>11583083
...
Thanks....
Geez... You could have done that from the beginning instead of using that leash.
I miss Junko Enoshima
>>11583104
>grabs you by the leash again and pulls you along to a bedroom
>>11583048
>When you're so tired you accidentally put the captcha in your post.
>Also, I'm taking any bets while I do this dumb shit.
>Yes I am very bored.
>>11583096
D-Don't do that.
>>11583127
>Team Fyxe
Not Team Popeye
>>11583127
Betting on me of course!
Gonna reduce Zero to nothing!
>>11583127
Will you do swaps?
>>11583127
Put me on Zer0's team. I don't want to be associated with a witch.
>>11583119
H-Hey be careful with that! You don't know how it feels when a guy pulls you like that...
And I'm not sleepy yet...
>>11583127
Hmm... the guy with the white hair seem definitely strong. He's my best bet.
>>11583127
Fyxe should watch her back.
My team is superior.
You will find that out.
>>11582548
I'm glad somebody got that reference
So what did you think of the office code?
>>11583072
>>11583079
Later.