HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/eKKJ72i9QeU
hi
Tits
>Party cannons all up in the thread
>>11583164
what makes you think we're sleeping
>tugs on the leash again
>>11583127
One barrel of Pegleg Potion! On us!
>>11583127
Who else thinks that there was a lost opportunity to make it a P0peye rivalry?
>>11583141
What do you think those floating lights are? Are they souls? I'd like to eat them and damn them for all eternity.
>>11583143
>Picked the first person to come to my head.
>I made a mistake in doing that.
>>11583149
Nah sorry.
>>11583163
All spots are randomized and final buddy, hope you guys get along~
>>11583165
Good choice!
>>11583181
And best of luck Team Captain!
>>11583127
>ZER0 FORCED TO FIGHT HIS GODDESS FYXE
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VOREGORE
So what did you think of the office code in the last game? I figured I'd ask this here since the last thread is about dead
>>11583186
Because... It's clearly late. But now that I think about it... It's kinda strange to have a bed in such a crowded noisy place...
>>11583181 (Zer0)
Heh. Not a chance! You already forgot our little story, don't you?
Keep on spouting bad poetry
>>11583221
>kissu
Go!
>>11583229
>Fyxe
>Not Mitsuki
>Y'all are slipping with the memes.
>14 hours of work later and i'm back at home with sore legs and a smile on my face because HOLY FUCK i'm getting money.
>feeling like pic related
>>11583242
You know you love me though
>>11583240
>another firm tug on the collar
time for you to remember your place, slut
>>11583233
>I thoroughly enjoyed it.
>>11583240
...Yes.
>>11583251
>I forget if I pointed out that was Asriel, not Littletale Asgore.
>>11583251
that's a mimiga you daft cunt
>>11583233
it was pretty good. could use a little bit of work on a few events but I really enjoyed seeing a new code
are you the one who's been making codes lately?
>>11583260
they look exactly the same
>>11583271
>>11583251
meant for ass-goat
>>11583260
>>11583274
Yes, I made Christmas, theater, prehistoric, and now office. I'm doing Great Depression next
>>11583255
OH alright I see how it is! I wanted to be nice and all but I see that the "thot patrol" whatever that mean is still chasing after me
>swallows an anti-cancer pill
>her fur falls down and slutty outfit replaced with a maid's one
>she picks up a pair of scissors from her pocket and cuts down the leash
Not tonight!
>>11583242
(To be fair, I haven't RPed in a while.)
Post songs that describe you.
So, what y'all eating tonight, HGfam?
>>11583289
I found the office to be a bit meh, probably because I didn't get the references, but I really liked the theater and christmas code!
Good job anon!
>>11583260
Don't change the subject!
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yla5Fda9qk
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw
>>11583310
That describe ME or my ava?
>>11583221
I will not fight for that parasite of a woman. Change it. This is a demand, commoner scum.
>>11583271
>I HAVEN'T PLAYED CAVE STORY OK I'M SORRY
>>11583274
>Not...really?
>>11583299
>At least that's keeping you in the Top 10, eh?
>>11583315
What subject?
>>11583312
Ice cream cake and dizzy coffee
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoWRSM2_DF0
>>11583289
We should probably be putting these codes somewhere. I think I remember hosting prehistory once. It was fine.
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA
>>11583312
Nems. It was nice
>>11583333
>slaps you so hard to pass through the 4th wall
I meant... The fact that I'm your goddess now.
>>11583335
nice. Lemonade and mozzarella sticks for me tonight.
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d25O7qQ3Sn4&t=1676s
All of them
Friendly reminder that Team Fyxe will win against Zer0 because I'm on it!
>>11583364
Are you speedy speed boy or a space boy?
It's important
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPK4YRDPM
>>11583289
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
copy this, add the new ones and put them in a new pastebin
>>11583327
"Commoner Scum"? That's no way to address your Host! If you're lucky, you or her get voted off early. Or you make it to the merge!
>>11583310
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLP8_sGncyT5Rx02mOu7q9FCtDprO_di1X&v=afTEjLP0Flo
>The wounds will never health...
>>11583350
>Gets slapped right into OOC greentext.
>This was never established. Stop it, you...you.
>>11583310
https://youtu.be/2BsRrpW2vDc
Guess me.
>>11583357
At least we die getting fat from stuff we enjoy consuming
>>11583375
All of them
>>11583176
what's the weather like in korea, hoshi
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_47Ktsu8jo
>>11583333
(I-It is? I feel bad now, I haven't seen the leaderboards in a bit.)
>>11583367
That guy is right!
He just won a world championship and an island touge race after all!
>>11583327
Heh. It doesn't have to be bad... We... Had a bad start in our relationship but maybe we can work this out.
>>11583397
>He doesn't want to be Fyxedog
Literally the best dogs in HG
>>11583411
>pets
Nice!
>>11583402
sadly i only have 3 mozzarella sticks so i might end up starving instead. Might snack on some granola bars though.
>>11583422
post your discord
>>11583434
>hugs
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
>>11583390
And you think I care if you're the host or not? I don't want to participate on a team with that tramp of a witch
>Berkut points at the witch, AKA Fyxe
>>11583312
>Frosted Flakes for dinner.
>>11583434
Know your place, pigslop. Don't speak to a royal unless you're spoken to.
>>11583422
>Well, not being killed by anyone results in no loss of points, and that's the only way you can lose 'em.
>>11583434
>She isn't a Hoshidog.
>lmaoing@u
>>11583414
Cloudy, it's pretty nice temperature wise.
>>11583434
Never touch a sleeping panda
>>11583312
Pancakes.
>>11583441
It's like you don't want to die from something delicious.
Come on Guzma, step up your game
>>11583096
naisu
>>11583350
>>11583456
tasty shit my dudes
>>11583482
the fuck you got time to make pancakes at night for?
>>11583483
I do, i'm B R O K E though.
>>11583466
that looks comf as fuck
>>11583477
A panda trueno AE86?...
Ah ah sorry... It was a bad pun.
>>11583461
>not being your own dog
>not being a literal dog
lmao
>>11583455
>hugs back
Thanks!
>>11583456
Tcch... Still as friendly as before... B-But it's okay. I managed to make Grimes like me, so you too.
>she takes out a cold beer
Please! Take it!
>>11583461
(I've been quite busy the past few days, but I'll get to RPing again eventually. I'm sorry for hogging one of the top 10 spots, if I did.)
>>11583502
I mean they don't take that long to do.
Where is Roxas?
>>11583502
Oh.. didn't know that, but eventually you will get your fill of life and die happy.
So that's a plus
>>11583514
Not surprising coming from you
>>11583456
Sounds like the two of you got issues~
It ain't my problem though buddy, Team Fyxe is actually doing pretty good so far.
>Make a new thread
>Last thread was still on page five
Why you do
>>11583546
...
Y-Yeah I know... Sweet dreams!
>secretly saves that picture
>>11583550
It's no wonder really, you just needed to look at the names to know the winner.
>>11583553
>bump limit
>furfag thread #129219 also gets bumped off
I don't see an issue with this.
>>11583553
HG Threads follow the image limit newfriend.
>>11583553
No point in staying in a thread past 226 images
>>11583514
>Not being the top dog.
>lmao^2
>>11583518
>Don't knock yourself for it. It's more than fine.
>>11583586
>furfag thread #129219 also gets bumped off
But HG is a furry thread?
>>11583310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUD5xbcb9_g
>>11583586
what's your f list?
>>11583514
>Berkut slaps the bottle out of her hand, and it shatters on the ground
I don't have a need for your potions or tonics. Out of my sight, cretin. Now.
>Berkut glares at the witch, angered by her even being in the same area as him.
>>11583550
And? Why do I care about how a team lead by a harlot of a witch is doing?
>>11583504
It was the worst summer I had living here. Hot and humid as fuck, but it's all ogre now.
>>11583603
But HG is a Kamina thread?
@.............#3311
@ALittleTooFast#8092
@Aikobot#5165
@Aoki Reika#9601
@Average Student#1238
@Bone Zone#6843
@BonziBuddy#0629
@BooBot#7431
@Bro#2385
@Bro#5954
@Callie Briggs#1196
@Camel#7617
@Comrade Red Line#3136
@Craig#4543
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@Danoco#0253
@Defalt#0115
@Dirtysanchez#6868
@Dr. Uncle Ultron#0472
@Firefly#9047
@Fooly#8613
@Friedrich Wilhelm#7334
>>11583628
@Garnet#1348
@Goatwife#3116
@Green#0289
@Gungnir#7336
@Hideyoshi#4278
@HolyHeadcrab#4570
@Izzy#9231
@MachiavelliQ#2915
@Marshall Eastwood#0408
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@Nadeko#6685
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@Nobu#3795
@Not Zelda#9844
@NotSoBot#0997
@Nyara#8352
@Oh my god#4912
@Plutia #2803
@Professional Beefcake#0612
@PuffinGuy#7311
@Ragiko#8461
>>11583628
>Oh hey it's that discord thing I don't even use... huh, weird.
>>11583613
Where did you get the idea that I had one?
>>11583579
Winning this game against the team Zer0 had was pretty impressive. I'll admit.
>>11583618
Because you two make such a great team~
>>11583647
@Reichsführer-ϞϞ#7714
@Robotiddy#0176
@Roland_Staghare#1937
@Ruby Gloom#1913
@Ruka#8444
@Sayonara#9714
@Socky the Sock#7908
@Speedlemon#5954
@Speedy0500#4557
@Squigly Sage#7077
@Sunny D#0570
@The King#0148
@TreeGuy#7927
@Undead-chan#1711
@Voyevoda#0793
@Vraeth#9554
@We'll Be Back Momentarily#7042
@Ya boi Vino#8168
@ancara#0516
@it's ya boi, casual scum#9143
@mfw#3458
@scordid#6609
>>11583599
>He believes he is the top dog
Remember the pastebin. I'm your master now.
>>11583618
................
>What a fucking waste of a good beer. One of the best german blonde, freshly taken out of the fridge. If she had no shame she'd just get on the floor and lick it. Wasting such a beverage should be illegal.
O-Okay maybe you don't like beer, what about.
>she takes out a swiss army knife!
This? it's pretty handy!
>>11583669
>Zer0 jobs even when he doesn't know he did.
>>11583670
@삼겹살#1202
@A Fool#2445
@A rock#1395
@AmyAmyNight#4845
@Aryan Goddess#7714
@Brando Diego#3160
@ClassRep#2294
@Clo#2382
@Coonydoo#2860
@Crabby#1860
@Dark Magician Girl#3213
@DarthOstritch#3396
@Dirty Okabe Nomads MC#8995
@Emrys#0074
@Furry porn#3636
@Git#3727
@GoGo#5221
@HekateVI#7316
@Hello#3856
@Highly Respected Individual#2200
@Ichigo#2302
@Ihauoli#8680
>>11583647
Can you link my twitter and instagram too?
>>11583672
>The what?
>>11583669
>>11583677
>team Zero has Rin
It was over from the beginning!
Let's finish this off Berkut!
>>11583670
>@Socky the Sock#7908
that me
>>11583628
>>11583647
>>11583670
>>11583682
What's the point? Anyone could get this information already with ease.
>>11583672
ZAMBONI
>Matt drops to the ground and slurps the beer, as is customary of such party fouls
Ya know this isn't the worst way I drank a beer.
>>11583682
@John Yatolile (Yukrain js ded)#5054
@Kastelle#5173
@Lesnarfag#6269
@Mamiko Oumae#0103
@Mindcrime#2743
@MooseJuice#4000
@Oh Hey Its Andrew#8665
@Oricorio#2978
@Painwheel#0093
@PassionePoster#9441
@Piltover Prodigy#9790
@Punished "Mars" Marino#5507
@Raven#5062
@Rube#2580
@SEE YA#2471
@Shii#1132
@Swooce#4998
@Teratoma#1445
@The Empress#9479
@Toga!#1243
@Vanant#7471
@WildBot#3942
@ennyear#0196
Lol
>>11583541
"Right here, why?"
>>11583677
NOT SO FAST!!
You must be a great captain because when you stepped on, your team won!
>>11583698
host please
>>11583677
Put me in coach! I'll turn this one around!
I don't care about this, I want Mitsuki's discord.
>>11583689
You know... The pastebin I sent you on discord... About events...
>smugness intensifies
>>11583710
Oh... Matt...
Hmmm.... At least that beer wasn't wasted for everyone...
>She lowers her head
Is it really THAT good?
>>11583713
I thought something happened!
>pats
>>11583672
>Berkut slaps it out of her hand once again, but this time it's more forceful.
Stop trying to give me these accursed objects. I want none of it, witch!
>>11583712
>@SEE YA#2471
Yo, who's that guy? He's pretty tight.
>>11583732
>He brushes the hand aside.
"Please don't do that, I'm not a fan of having my head touched like that."
>>11583727
What?
>>11583729
Go for it.
>>11583732
>Oh, the thing I used to make something better than Fyxe Island. Got it.
Berkut x Fyxe when?
>>11583732
It's good enough.. And I'm not a very fancy person. I get while the gettins good, ya know?
>>11583729
Nice job.
>>11583767
This dummy.
>>11583728
I-I'm in a bad sort of mood right now, take a rain check for tomorrow.
>>11583767
>>11583782
See!? This is what happens when you pick real winners on in your team!
>>11583752
It-It's not accursed! It's just a multi-fuction knife! No wonder people make fun of you like that...
FINE!
Tell me something you'd like and I'll get it!!
>>11583767
N-Not true... Besides
Make fun of meta events all you want, the Labyrinth puts everything you've done to the ground
Shall we enter our codes as tribute next game to settle this?
>>11583754
Oh...
Okay...
Hey, isn't that a sign you're getting your emotions back?
I hope your true self isn't an emo...
>>11583773
He already kicked me when I was on the ground.. So it's like we've been married for 10years
>>11583793
host pls
>>11583793
>kissu
>>11583798
"I've always had the ability to dislike things, I just can't... LIKE things yet. All negative, no positive."
>He sighs, pulling out a pocky stick.
"I don't even do this because I like it, it's just habit."
>And totally not because I've got this image and accidentally made it a thing he does
>>11583782
Sweet.
>>11583794
Definitely.
>Zer0 fistbumps Johnny.
>>11583798
So you say.
>Let's fucking do it.
>>11583780
Oh... Well... Do you want another, then?
Having a drinking buddy is kinda cool.
>She cracks open another one and gulps it down. She shows the direction of a little fridge with her head.
Go get whatever you'd like inside.
No significant shake-ups to the top end, yet. Will your luck change at 30 points per kill?
https://pastebin.com/5NW9njwP
>>11583804
...
>>11583773
Never. I already have a beautiful future wife and future queen of Rigel.
>>11583798
The thing I want most in this current moment is for you to drop dead, witch. Do this, and I might despise you less.
>>11583820
HOW THE FUCK EGGMAN-KUN IN LAST PLACE
>>11583820
>Annnnd so begins my descent back to the bottom.
>>11583820
I decide to remove Ocelot from the tournament, he's just a shame for me right now
>>11583820
>Only enter every once in a while, manage to get to 7th place and hold it for a while
>Start entering games more often, drop to 16th right away
>I think RNG is trying to tell me something.
>>11583820
Seeing this... brings some memories. And I see the 'strongest' is at the bottom. Isn't that funny?
>>11583819
Oh, don't mind if I do!
>Matt reaches in and grabs a domestic beer to keep it simple.
So how has the maid business or whatever it is you do going?
>Matt pulls the tab and takes a drink.
>>11583821
host, check these odds
>>11583817
IT'S SETTLED THEN!
Go find whatever pics fits the gauntlet best, it's gonna be hard though, since it's not an ICONIC setting ahahah!
>>11583814
....
Sounds like severe depression, even though you say it's not depression ah.
And I though our little ride would have helped last time...µ
Got an ice cream?
>>11583827
I... I don't think suicide is legal, if you kill yourself technically you're still killing someone.
So let's say. Anything you'd like, besides me dead! Okay?
>>11583820
>cool
>can't wait till the spirit of jobbing comes back to haunt me
>>11583890
>Calm down, Beavis. I was just gonna use the entry pic.
Post and rate avas. In need of (You)s plz
>>11583866
As far as I can tell, everyone just passed your score instead of yours dropping a lot
>>11583876
>6
You suck.
Fine, I'll host but I'm banning whoever I feel like it. Sound good? Oh and also I want kissus. If they don't come from an ava they don't count.
>>11583909
(Why not.)
>>11583857
Because you lose points every time you're killed, and Eggman-kun enters every single game. So he gets killed a lot, meaning he loses a lot of points just by being around. To stay even, you need to get at least one kill a game. That's unrealistic.
>>11583875
The maid busi-
>She had nearly forgot she was in her human form
O-Oh yeah... Well huh. It's been a while since I attended it. Maybe I've been fired now.
Why do you ask? Are you looking for a maid to hire? I kinda need money to be honest...
>>11583902
Alrighty! See you for the ultimate battle
>>11583820
"Oh good, I've made it back up out of the bottom ten."
>Roxas frowns.
"I'd rather be at the top though."
>>11583890
"Originally I couldn't even dislike things. I was, as my old... coworkers called it, a zombie. The ride didn't make me feel anything, really, but I didn't dislike it."
>His eyes widen, almost like he's taken aback.
"An ice cream? But neither of us have won anything... if I just eat that whenever, it's missing the point!"
>>11583930
Shit/10
>>11583933
>Looks like it's gonna be sooner rather than later. Better of luck.
>>11583912
>I dunno, is 50 points a lot to drop in the span of 1-2 updates? Last I checked I was at 1,290.
>>11583931
To stay even, all you need to do is die in solo events rather than being killed by another ava.
>>11583930
Don't do it
>>11583914
2524434345
333452 23344344
>>11583890
There is one thing, but it'll be impossible for someone like you to do. Therefore, I'd like you to drop dead. This isn't a request, it's a demand, cur.
>>11583909
>I'll bite.
>>11583955
48 points = 2 kills
>>11583957
Then that's also unlikely.
>>11583937
...........
Well huh. It's just that I saw you with that stick and it kinda made me hungry...
But yeah! Maybe it's better if we keep it for special occasions...
Are pizza allowed whenever, though?
>>11583963
O-Okay.... Since you insist so much....
>She takes out a gun and presses the canon against her head
I-I-I'm really gonna do it! D-Don't cry and regret it once I'm dead!
>>11583712
I lol at you, my account is not in there.
>>11583993
"The only thing I keep for a job well done is the sea salt ice cream, everything else is whenever."
>Roxas tucks the box back into his pocket.
"Want me to try making one from scratch? I've been trying to teach myself how to cook."
>>11583962
A-Alright.
First 24, if you're cancer don't enter because I'm throwing you out.
>>11584022
Johnny
>>11584022
Ya boi, Guzma
>>11584022
Me irl
>>11584012
What do you mean? A pizza
>She was already on her phone, on the verge of ordering one.
Ahem... Sure why not? But don't go put freaky weird ingredients, alright!
>>11584022
Kaiman
>>11584022
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11584022
Bro
>>11584022
Sharl
>>11584022
FYXE ISLAND
>>11584022
Berkut
>>11583993
Do it. There are no regrets on my part, cretin.
>Berkut watches in delight as someone he has so much disdain for is about to drop dead right infront of him.
>>11584022
Goten
>>11583933
Well I don't need a maid, but if you need a job I'm looking for a bar maid to take orders at my tavern.
>Matt draws a map with an address.
Just stop by tomorrow and I'll get you set up!
>>11584022
Popeye
>>11584022
Gascoigne
>>11584022
Shikyoh
>>11584022
Jo Cardoso
>>11584030
>>11584034
My boi, we runnin' this game.
>>11584022
Ushiwakamaru
>>11584022
Matt
>>11584022
Astolfo!
>male
>>11584022
The Gauntlet
>>11584022
Cara XO Tour Delevingne
>>11584022
Rubick
>>11584022
Crendor
>>11584022
Hibari
>>11584022
Araragi Karen
>>11584022
Kyouko Sakura
>>11584022
Ramiel
>>11584022
The Crazy Frog Army
>>11584022
Roxas
>>11584051
Alright...
>She pulls the trigger... only to have a flag with "BANG" written on it to come out!µ
Whoops! Looks like it was a toy!
>She runs away at extremely fast speed
>>11584058
A job with a lot of beer? Sign me up!
Thanks I'll try to drop by! I'm sure i'm gonna meet a lot of interesting peeps!
>>11584022
Starfire
>>11584113
>Berkut is disappointed now. There was all that buildup for nothing but a trick that a jester would pull.
Well, atleast the witch is out of my sight. For now..
>Berkut looks around, trying to see if the witch is still in the area.
>>11584049
>>11584075
The heavyweight championship of the ages.
>>11584116
>kissu
>>11584039
"Alright."
>He heads to the kitchen, flipping through several cookbooks before he finds something he can work with.
"...Oh, nevermind, damn, looks like the dough takes a day to set. Go ahead and order one, I guess."
Cancer level reading: Very low
Make swaps if you want.
>drowsiness kicking in
If I fall asleep in the middle of it somebody blow up my discord, I turned the volume on my phone up so I should wake from it.
>>11584137
(player1) accepts this challenge!
>>11584075
>>11584151
(player1) tells to (player2) "prepare to have your ass kicked you bootleg rigginsmania"
>>11584151
>>11584062
>>11584091
>let em have it
>>11584151
Yeah I get to kill someone!
Good night faggots
>>11584151
thanks for hosting bae
>kissu
>>11584151
I don't have you on discord.
I would FUCK district 12 so hard that my intestines would fall out my dick though.
>>11584151
Start.
>>11584151
>>11584160
Good luck.
>Zer0 sits back in his chair, kicks his feet up on the back of the chair in front of him, and prepares to watch the game. He feels a bit weird talking to the game itself and not Fyxe, but it will have to suffice.
>>11584151
Ahhh...
>He moves his neck around slowly, staring at the competition.
Ready, maybe.
>>11584139
I believe you should save those for when you encounter someone you truly care about but...thank you, affectionate Anonymous.
>>11584151
It looks quite good.
We shall begin when you are most ready.
>>11584166
I appreciate it, but my net's taking a massive shit.
Took me a solid minute to upload my entry, and it was only 800KBs, keep it.
By the request of Memeion, gas keeps his place
let's go
>>11584172
T-Thanks
>>11584173
Then add me nibba
>>11584133
>Fortunately the witch is nowhere to be found... in his immediate surrounding, too occupied catching her breath and talking to other people.... But she will tame the wild Beerus... one day... Maybe...
>>11584148
... You're impossible I swear.
Sheesh? What kind of pizza would you like? I love sausages and stuff like that personally
>>11584178
>She hands him some popcorn
Maybe the best (me) win!
Aaaaaaand we're off, can't wait to see how I fuck this one up again.
>>11584201
>Memeion
fuck off Kam:b:na
>>11584201
The absolute state of the gauntlet
>>11584201
>>11584203
>I'm just...going to go to bed now...thanks kamina...bye.
>>11584160
>>11584178
>>11584201
Oh, no, Gauntlet....
>>11584215
Gauntlet is hosted even less than your own games.
>>11584215
Go fuck yourself.
>>11584201
Hey hey!
I'm surprised you can carry me... But I ain't into you like that!
Put me down!
Someone help me, stranger danger!
>>11584201
>>11584217
A-At least you aren't last, right? G-Good night
>>11584203
>Beerus
>what the heck.
>>11584201
I wish you all the useless divine favor you want to hear. Don't get in my way if you commoners know what's good for you.
>Berkut turns his back to the tributes he was talking to, and he walks off into the arena.
>>11584201
I will have the heart of this woman!
>>11584203
"Uh... whatever, I guess, I've never had pizza, actually."
>>11584201
Nobody really knows what he looks like so it might works.
>>11584243
I really thought you were about to kill me, it's pretty rare to see someone being helpful here.Nice to meet you, Sir.
>>11584243
You're all dead meat, especially that cheeky sailor.
>>11584201
>The man slaps himself across the face to keep him up and about.
Darn, shouldn't be feeling drowsy... death lurks everywhere. Vigilance, vigilance.
>>11584243
>"...Shit. Luckily she ain't here to see me in this situation. She'll have a field day.
>>11584229
>Only because I don't have the time nor the drive anymore. Also, that's objectively untrue when you look at 97 Gauntlets vs. 12 Fyxe Islands.
>Ok bye.
>>11584243
Who am I to disobey the whims of a note?
>The Magus sends his foot rocketing up Bro's ass, obliging the signs wishes.
>>11584229
That's not true though. The gauntlet hosted regularly. It's approaching the 100th game in fact.
Still... it's WEAK!
>>11584228
I want to fight against express games next time
>>11584232
Go to sleep you sore loser and know your place on the hosting pyramid now!
>>11584248
It's... late
>>11584243
Whoooops, sorry Bravo.
>>11584243
Why thank you...
>Matt notices it's the same girl form before.
How you doin'?
>>11584243
>>11584262
*Kaiman runs up to the man and kicks his ass, literally*
We are just playing a game after all!
>>11584201
>>11584243
>continuity in a single game
I'm loving it already.
>>11584272
I want to FUCK Fyxe.
>>11584243
>Berkut is seen crying in fetal position, and is heard muttering profanities about someone named Alm.
That clod.. I will annihilate him and his moronic rag-tag group of commoners he calls an army..
>Berkut says between sniffling and crying. He probably isn't gonna be getting out of the shower anytime soon.
>>11584243
T-Thanks LF
>>11584321
I get some sweet new contact lenses, for free!
This place gets better and better!
>>11584201
>Astolfo grabs ushi and hugs her, grabbing one of her hands too
Hey, hey! Please help me get out, stranger!
>>11584321
I'm sorry but I don't like women nor men. You could consider myself as asexual.
>>11584321
I wish they had been smart enough to send me a light with these.
>>11584321
Aw shit, this ain't my time then.
>>11584256
Ok so sausage pizza it is then!
>She takes out the phone, enters the number and after a fastfoward to skip the boring phone conversation, they're waiting for the meal to come....
...
Oh by the way.
Who's paying?
>>11584303
Hmm... Nice.
But you could have been a little more creative in saying that, anon.
>>11584321
Hey, before you two even have any objections or words to throw at me. Consider this for a moment... the both of you as a ship, would be extremely strong and tenacious
>>11584321
>>11584356
"I'll pay."
>Roxas pulls out a bag of munny.
"Assuming these guys take what I have, anyways."
>>11584321
A couple of band-aids and some swabs to rub alcohol with. Except there's no alcohol. I have been blessed on this day.
>Rubick takes his barren med kit and slams it down into the trash, making an effort to make it as loud as possible.
>>11584366
Are you blind? I already have that.
>>11584321
>Berkut sees the thug in the distance, and he takes out a spare axe he had in his bag of assorted and important essentials.
Only one try.. Better not miss.
>Berkut prepares to throw the axe, and he lines everything up so he'll get the perfect killing throw. He then throws the axe at the man, and it hits him right in the head.
I doubt myself too often. I have nothing to worry about.
>>11584366
What the...
>>11584366
>Alright Kamiman, I need to bounce for a bit.
>So, kissu and sleep well.
>>11584366
(player1) godmods his way out of the danger
>>11584366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3lyTEL1IYM
Literally me right now
>>11584407
C-Ciao man I do not know
Sleep well
>>11584366
*Kaiman plops down on some random stumb to rest, little did he know someone was already there. Kaiman ends up crushing the person with his body weight*
Hey wait a second....! I need my night light!
>>11584420
Just a flesh wound!
>>11584420
Hey there neighbor!
*Kaiman lunges from the brushes, and attacks the unknown enemy*/
>>11584420
>>11584444
Yeah, a flesh wound indeed.
>Bto dangles his amputated arm in front of him
>>11584372
You're sure... I don't want to feel like I'm taking advantage of you, even though I'm short on the money and st-
>The ringing bell from the door echoes throughout the room
It's arrived!
>She grabs Rowas by the hand and pulls him accross the house to the door
>she opens it
"Good evening! I've got an super large Mexican with extra chorizo. It's gonna be $153
>>11584420
>366x491
>>11584472
>Roxas dolls out 153 munny, showing it to him.
"Do you take this?"
>The solid gold stones of varying sizes glint slightly in the light.
>Or maybe they're just gold plated
>Either way they're valuable looking as fuck
>>11584477
...and that's how I make my world famous pizzola rollas. Any questions?
>>11584366
It is strange that you fathered a child older than yourself, but I won't argue the logic of the arena. I'd wrack my mind in trying to do so.
>>11584420
>>11584451
>Rubick sidesteps his assailant, letting him fly past him. The Magus tries to suspend him in the air using his telekinesis, but for whatever reason he finds himself unable to do so, so instead he just lands on the ground or something.
Ah, are you the type to ignore sorcery? Then this is an unfavourable match-up for me, wouldn't you agree?
>>11584477
This is not something a child should be doing.
>>11584477
>>11584524
>His canteen
Explain to me what's happening, host.
>>11584524
As they say, 'Ya got pranked, bro!'
>>11584490
>The delivery guy doesn't quite know how to react! Those are certainly not dollars but, in the meantime...
"I mean, my boss won't accept i-
>Fyxe grabs the gold coins and puts them in his T-shirt pocket.µ
Look! I'm hungry and the pizza is gonna be cold. So take those as a tip and keep it shut!
>She snatches the pizza out of the guy's hands and slams the door shut
...
>She takes a deep breath.
Can you smeel * that* Roxas! I'm sure it's smells like this in paradise!
>>11584534
Check in your pants.
>>11584477
So than i was all like
"I'm unaffected by any magic. And stabbed him in the face!"
>>11584503
Oh an magic user eh?!
Surprised that someone naturally nullifies magic
I have a reason to kill you now. Magic users and I do not get along at all!
Think you can survive against me without your magic?!
>>11584524
Come over here girly I get you covered. I won't bite
>>11584524
>Rubick stops himself from falling completely with aid from his telekinesis, leaning forwards on his toes as an invisible force holds him still. Stiff as a board, the Magus rises up from the ground and plants his feet flat firmly on the ground.
Intriguing. You managed to tie together my shoelaces despite the fact I wear sandals. A master class "prankster" for sure.
>>11584524
>tfw tried to add Alma Elma on steam but they denied me
:(
we dont do the same drugs no more
>>11584534
OwO
Dogshit > Asswhore > Fuxe
>>11584552
"It doesn't smell bad, that's for sure."
>He tries to fake a smile, but as usual, it looks more like someone is pulling at his lips, nothing close to natural.
>>11584582
Good taste Karen! I'll rig for you next time
>>11584582
Time to hunt, boys and girls!
>>11584582
Let's go killing guys!
A fun team building way!
>>11584555
I'm know what I have, anon.
>>11584582
No, FYXE ISLAND, today is not your day.
>>11584560
And why is that? As a Magus, I don't recall having ever done anything to spur your wrath.
>Rubick shrugs nonchalantly, showing his indifference to the situation.
It's not the first time I've met somebody immune to my sorceries and I doubt this is the last. Sorcery or not, though, I do have a tendency for achieving victory.
>>11584582
Once again I'm given trash. The only "medical supply" within this kit is a needle for stitching. But there's no thread. Garbage!
>>11584582
Winner next
when did you start to forget how to fly
>>11584587
Here!
>She opens the box!
You may have lost your emotions, but if you like sea salt ice cream then your tongue must work properly somehow...
Take the first bite!
>The surface of the pizza, with bulbing cheese, looks like burning lava, and the spicy smell is all the confirmation one needs to know it's gonna be RAW
>>11584615
I know*
>>11584635
>She hums one of the most epic songs of all time that can only been compared to god itself and mozart.
...Forever, further and beyond.
>>11584635
(player1) can't RP to the ebin meta events and kills (himself/herself1)
>>11584639
>Roxas takes a bite, not really reacting much.
"My tongue is like my emotions, it separates neutral from bad, and not much else, the only reason I keep Sea Salt Ice Cream special is... habit."
>And there's the searing heat.
>Roxas actually spits fire from his mouth, though that might be from his exclamation of "FIRE!" than simply the pizza
>>11584626
Where I come from sorcerers hate non magic user and often use people like me as test dummy's for their magic. Case and point..
>>11584635
I just saw a ghost... I hate ghost!!
*Kaiman takes off his mask showing his lizard like face*
Someone cursed me to look like this, I ain't stopping until I find out who!
>>11584671
More like poopeye
>>11584671
>Jesus Christ
>>11584671
Ahhh.... this food taste funny... Oh.. I'm dying now
>>11584671
grats
>>11584690
>>11583141
>>11584696
>>11584635
>Rubick looks down at his robes, dismayed to discover that they had been stained with the blood of those he cut.
In my haste I often forget to take care. Ah, as long as it washes out...
>>11584670
Where you come from and where I come from are two very different worlds. Separating your reality from the reality the other tributes experience will do you well.
>>11584671
Mm-hmm. It's great to know that all of that exposure to the Venomancer's poisons did little to build my immunity.
>>11584690
Glad you kept that spot, eh?
>>11584690
>>11584696
Sad to see a coward win the arena but thankaranya for hosto bosto. Soon I'll overcome the odds.
>>11584703
get fucked shiiton
>>11584664
>She doesn't look scared that Roxas might have just been turning into a dragon... She recalls feeling the same way when she first ate that kind of pizza... Or maybe this didn't happen, and she's just that stupid.
Pretty HOT huh? That's the good stuff... D-Don't breathe so close to the curtains though...
>She grabs a slice as well
>>11584696
>>11584690
Thanks for the fun game Kamina!
And congratulations Gascoin!
>>11584707
Kek.
>>11584714
Grats
>>11584714
Go to bed... And don't wake up again, fuckhead.
>>11584722
"...You probably should have warned me."
>Roxas wipes his mouth, grimacing.
"Sorry about that, I accidentally used magic."
>He takes another bite, his eyes watering with the spice. He keeps his mouth shut until he's swallowed, though.
"...This is an acquired taste, I take it?"
>>11584714
>Thanks Kamingo
>>11584707
>still feel you should've kept it tb.h
>>11584696
Good game, well played.
>>11584714
Thanks for the game
>>11584690
>>11584714
Hey you won by default.. that's something nice thanks host guy!
>>11584706
Err....
Mmmm
*Kaiman sits down thinking about what the Magus said to him*
I guess your right, but this lizard face of mine is the real reason why I hate magic user. I woke up in a alley one and boom lizard head!
>>11584702
i.4cdn.org/f/Zero_2.swf
>>11584738
Of course! If everyone could have the best stuff in life without working for it, it would be pointless!
>She takes another slice, stuff her face with it and cracks open a cold one, before handing it to him
If you can't handle the eat! Just pick yourself a beer and gulp it down! I'm gonna do that myself
>>11584784
>Smacks tit
>>11584784
"That's... probably smart. I'd use blizzard magic, but I'd like to at least try and taste it."
>He guzzles a bottle, setting it next to him as he takes another slice.
"...how is my mouth not burnt to a crisp, now that I think about it?"