What game allows one to reach apex comfiness?
Harvest Moon 64
>>11568684
you really shouldnt do that to hedgehogs. theyre not dogs/cats
>>11568686
>you really shouldnt do that to hedgehogs
That's nothing. Wait till you see THIS.
>>11568687
>>11568686
There's nothing wrong with giving a hedgehog a belly rub anon. There are very few animals that aren't calmed by a good belly rub.
Also Hedgehogs are awesome pets. They're like weaponized Guinea Pigs.
>>11568688
>>11568686
>you really shouldnt do that to hedgehogs
Why not?
>>11568686
I bet you whine about animal cruelty on all the animal videos on youtube.
>>11568687
Boogie the Hedgehog.
>tfw I want a pet Hedgehog so bad
>Find out through research when adopting one thatHedgehogs have a 3-4 year lifespan
The emotional toll on this would be too much for me.
>it's comfy
>>11568695
Also they eat their own feces, vomit it up, and roll their spines around in fecal-vomit foam.
>>11568697
That's alright. I do the same.
why do people enjoy rodents as pets?
>>11568697
Also, they are not domesticated and keeping wild animals from the wild is against the law.
>>11568691
It should be illegal to be this comfy.
>>11568697
What a retarded animal
>>11568697
Yeah I also saw that reddit cartoon. At least I can clean up it's cage like a responsible pet owner and shower it.
>>11568700
Maybe where you live.
>>11568699
Because rodents are cute and smart.
>>11568699
They're small, cute and very easy to care for with minimal costs and requirements.
Rodents are basically what you get if you don't have the money/space for a dog.
>>11568702
>Coating your defense mechanism in poison
>Retarded
What's going on in this thread?
>>11568705
my goodness
>>11568709
Nothing
>>11568709
You really shouldn't put hedgehogs on sponges. It's against the naturalistic fallacy.
>>11568692
>Why not?
releases mustard gas
>>11568713
stop
>>11568708
>SHOCKING: Man gets viciously swarmed by a horde of wild animals
>>11568687
MODS
>>11568705
hello, ratto
>>11568695
>tfw you won't ever have another pet because you can't stand losing them
>>11568684
a game with haircut mechanics
>>11568702
>something tries to attack it after they've done that
>fecal-vomit spines penetrate attackers' skin
>attacker now has infected wounds
>>11568708
That must smell awful. For how cute they are rabbits smell like shit.
>>11568707
>Rolling around in your own shit so your owner has to wash their hands everytime they touch you
>Not retarded
I've always found Pokémon games to be comfy, not sure why either.
Consider the following:
>>11568720
why is it so sleepy? and how the fuck is it sofluffy?
Why can't I play those webms on my smartphone?
>>11568725
Your weasel looks fat. Here's how a healthy one should look.
>>11568723
>A non-domesticated animal does things that do not suit owners
Come on
>>11568692
They won't be able to go fast anymore
>>11568725
>>11568720
Awwww
>>11568695
I had one that died a few years back. Really good pets.
>>11568697
Not usually with their feces, desu. Mine did it with silver jewelry and liver. The issue with their shit is it accumulating on their wheel.
>>11568728
cuz youre an applefag!but seriously just download pic and copy the url and post it in the app to watch webms
>>11568727
pomeranians are like 90% air by volume
>>11568729
thats a funny looking badger
>>11568687
CALORIE THIEVING
Is there anything comfier than a cat and its human?
>>11568739
banana
Bully
>>11568703
we come to this chamorro missle silo to not be reminded of that echo chamber
Can a rodent love you like a dog would?
>>11568690
this is the cutest shit i've ever seen
hedgehogs are cute retards
>>11568726
I bet that feels fucking awesome.
Probably like rolling your ballsack.
>>11568739
Yeah.
>>11568739
>a cat and its human
>>11568740
Banana!?
>>11568735
I am actually android user.
>>11568688
this is basically what this thread did to me
Anyone wants to rub my warm belly?
t. hedgehog
>>11568747
Notice me senpai
>>11568726
>gamebryo engine
>>11568749
then you shouldnt be having a problem
Viva pinata
>>11568754
>>11568725
straight up looks like a Pokemon brought to life. That doggo is just so pristine.
>>11568752
that's a big squirrel
>>11568751
me
post more animals being cute
>>11568757
delete this
>>11568759
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
>>11568761
Looked like a retarded duck in a stranglehold in the thumbnail.
Slightly disappointed.
I know this isn't a /an/ thread but I have to ask. Is it okay to have a kitten drink from a dog's teat/milk?
>>11568722
well foul things defecate where ever and whenever they want to naturally they smell like garbage
>>11568761
Don't tell me what to do.
>>11568764
stream it faggot
>>11568761
>many birds and mammals love affection through touch
>humans are genetically designed to be the best at providing physical affection with their hands
If this isn't evidence of intelligent design, then nothing is.
>>390444356
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11568752
was it rape?
>>11568739
Bear and human
This thread is too pure to be on /v/.
>>390444356
get back to /gif/ or /b/ you fag
>>11568752
this would be cute if it was for the fact that that squirrel is riddled with parasites and ticks/fleaswhy do people let their cats outside then onto their beds at night? you wanna get lyme disease?
>>11568755
Ever time I click on a webms, it pops up but then disappears immediately showing only the close button.
>>11568745
>rolling your ballsack
Huh?
>>11568747
>I'm too old for this shit
>>11568775
>>11568774
>>11568704
Maybe where you live as well. It's a common law.
>>11568739
Wha does it mean when a cat has its tail so erect?
>>390444356
At that point I would rather have them kill me instead of trying to save me. They are just going to throw him back on the streets once they are done "saving him".
>>11568778
i dont mean to bait but it literally works on mine. sorry
>>11568779
Have videos of snakes drinking water or just being cute?
>>11568767
I don't see why it wouldn't be
>>390444356
God damnit, why
did u guys know Koalas are really dumb?
>>11568767
don't see why not. Mammal milk is mostly the same. You often see animals acting as "wet nurses" for other species.
>>11568766
That's funny-looking dog.
>>390444356
imagine being this edgy
>>390444356
Ah, the inevitable junior high edgemaster
>>11568793
it's not a dog, dummy
it's a baby american trying to sustain it's 300 lb body
>>11568798
OBSESSED
>>11568795
Now I'm thirsty.
>>11568791
not really. They're just high all the time, due to the fact their main food source gets them drunk.
>>11568691
>when it licks its lips at 1:16
every time
>>11568742
>leave reddit because it's an echochamber
>come here
Where do you think you are?
>>11568791
>calling agents of satan dumb
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>11568806
Man with eyes missing, just maggots in the sockets.
>>11568691
this is now an asmr thread
>>11568806
how about you fuck off and enjoy the /c/ on /v/?
>>11568705
sleep tight, ratta
>>11568806
Homeless dude turned himself into a maggot hotel. Kind of fascinating actually but the poster remains a teenage edgelord
>>11568691
Oh sweet jesusThat hedge pussy
Put that bitch on ice
>>11568803
arent polar bears endangered or something?
>>11568784
theyre happy
>>11568815
Pretty cool barker.
>>11568815
>IT'S PAYNE
>>11568788
>>11568792
Thanks. Seeing my dog adopt the kitten in her litter and already feeding her, I just feared there is a different nutrient requirement for kittens that dogs can't provide or even have side effects.
>>11568815
now thats what i call an ice cold bitch
>>11568815
do these dogs really need to live in cold climate?
>>11568705
Welcome to the stage
...... mr cruz!
>>11568824
sugoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ
POST MORE EXOTIC PETS.
This monkey got rused.
>>11568826
They don't need it, but their coats are such effective insulators that they have genuine trouble cooling off once they heat up.
>>11568824
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>11568807
I never know that they burp alot after a fight.
>>11568824
>>11568795
>MFW a real Hydra.
Goddamn thats cool.
>>11568684
>you'll never been a hedgehog, worry free and being spoiled by a human.
JUST
>>11568819
>>11568830
It's fascinating how a monkey can understand magic and be surprised by it.
Skyward sword.
lying sideways on the couch and leaning on your right is the only way to use the motion controls properly. So it's a game that forces you to play it lying down.
>>11568807
wut?!
>>11568684
>the human design will never achieve this much comfiness
live truly is nothing but suffering
>>11568830
Some monkeys learn
Why aren't there more video games were you play as cute animals?
This is one of the best threads I've seen in a while.
>>11568784
Means they're excited in a good way
>>11568841
SLUTS
>>11568842
I met some dude at Wal-Mart with one of these sugar gliders on his shoulder. He was pretty cool.
>>11568841
How can bulls even compete??
>>11568853
Hope she enjoys her limbs while she has them.
>>11568720
>almost fell asleep literally
Holy shit adorable. I want to pet so bad.
>>11568725
I wonder if those spots are natural. Almost looks dyed. Fricking cute regardless.
>>11568721
>Animals now know biological warfare
>>11568855
>>11568855
what the fuck am i looking at
I demand more cute webms, this thread is single handedly curing my depression
>>11568855
is this a alien
>>11568855
it's a fucking graboid
>>11568861
Have you ever been around the ocean before? Even once? That's a barnacle.
>>11568684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8
CUTE
>>11568855
looks like a river krust from dishonored
>>11568722
This rabbits stink like piss and poopoo
>>11568849
CHECKMATE
>>11568853
That animal is clearly not enjoying that.
>>11568855
Is this one of the things they brought back from Xen?
>>11568855
Yes, yes. More creepy.
>>11568826
>>11568831
No they need to live in colder climates. Imagine always wearing a jacket in summer weather.
/van/ threads are the best
>>11568810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzUrqpH053A
>>11568726
>t. uncutfags
Get a chinchilla if you think youre gonna die in the next 20 years so it outlives you. Get a cute girl too so she can hold it
>>11568757
>"Ugh, s'cuse me"
>>11568861
>>11568864
>>11568866
Apparently its a Barnacle those things that attach themselves to ships.
Even Eels like rubs.
>>11568840
Holy shit toucans are cute
>>11568871
is it chewing his finger
>>11568855
is that a fucking Xenomorph egg?
>>11568875
isn't that the hivemind from Starship Trooper
>>11568752
>>11568876
Which is fine if they spend most of their time in air conditioned buildings. My dogs have really thick coats and I live in Florida. I take them for walks at dawn and after sunset. We have a cooldown routine which can double into a washing if necessary.
Are cats assholes?
>>11568817
>>11568808
>>11568802
I don't have a proper image to convey how cute these are
>>11568840
Le tucan has aroved
>>11568719
>had to put one of my childhood dogs down because she got cancer
>other childhood dog died in a kennel fire while my family was on vacation
>mom died in a car crash
this all literally happened in 2016 and i will never forgive that shitty year
>>11568842
>>11568897
>the first ever corsair fish
>>11568795
>2 functioning heads
Uhhh, u wot. Is this a thing that happens in snake world?
>>11568886
No
She succ
>>11568842
nice
>>11568888
I like how it puts up its dukes when the guy tries to shoo him away.
>>11568875
Someone has masturbated to this.
>>11568888
>they shove it around
It's so small that it feels wrong but at least they didn't record themselves smashing it or something equally mean
>>11568805
this place is the opposite of an echo chamber you retard
>retard
see that? I called you a retard
>>11568723
>wild animal
>owner
>>11568855
I thought barnacles don't look and behave like the ones in Half-Life.
>>11568824
>Watch me swooce right in
>>11568830
>>11568901
No more than in the human world.
>>11568871
what a slut
>>11568901
It happens pretty often with reptiles actually.
>>11568882
Tanoshii!
>>11568790
this is lewd
>>11568893
Depends on the cat.
I took in a cat missing a leg, it's the sweetest thing ever, it just follows me around purring and waiting to cuddle.
Others just stick around for the food and want nothing to do with you
>>11568842
My sister used to have a sugar glider. It stank to high heaven.
>>11568892
>I take them for walks at dawn and after sunset. We have a cooldown routine which can double into a washing if necessary.
So you have a special routine? Aren't you proving my point?
>>11568875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvPdfHAxbrY
>AWAKEN, MY CHILD
>>11568912
Just goes to show that if you give anything big emotive eyes then people will want to fuck it
>>11568906
>internet goes down
>>11568914
>>11568803
>tfw always wanted a samoyed but can't have one because I live in Satan's asshole
Feels bad.
>>11568897
>The deepest parts of the ocean mimic that of cellular life.
Think about that for a minute.
>>11568912
Eyes really are what make a face
>>11568906
is that motherfucker actually play catch with itself?
>>11568790
pomf
>>11568923
Your point was that they need a colder climate. I'm explicitly telling they don't need a colder climate. Just a responsible owner.
>>11568917
So is there 4 of them.. or 3 of them?
The real question...
>>11568803
thats a big dog
>>11568771
It isn't. You forgot a whole family of animals with opposable thumbs
>>11568933
>tfw you can sleep with enemies around
>>11568898
Jesus Christ anon, I hope life treats you far better soon. My sincerest condolences.
>>11568893
luigi wins by doing nothing.webm
>>11568782
This in Russia
(Cкopaя Meдицинcкaя Пoмoщь)
>>11568921
you know what to do
>>11568926
AT FIRST IT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD A LITTLE BOW
THEN IT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD LITTLE EARS
THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLEHHHNGNGGGG
>>11568863
it goes to show youl all cats love boxes
>>11568937
3 1/2
>>11568897
>the official Razer gaming fish
>>11568708
>Night of the Lepus
>>11568795
If it was three thousand years ago and I saw this shit, I'd say it was a god too.
>>11568919
>when you nut but she keep on sucking.webm
>>11568914
orangs are so chill
>>11568944
did they fug
>>11568840
I fucking love toucans.
>>11568939
>implying they do anything with their thumbs other than flinging shit and masturbate
>>11568944
>/k/ gets jungle fever
>>11568897
It would take some higher beings imagination to create animals as strange as this.
>>11568898
>Paid 12k for surgery and chemo for my dog's cancer
>Died a few months later anyways
Could be worse, except for the fire and mom dying part
>>11568935
No they need to be in colder climates but that does not mean they will die if they are not in one but they still find the heat unbearable or else we wouldn't have videos of these dogs jumping for joy or acting happy when they experience something cold.
>>11568897
>Condom gets pimped out
>>11568914
>>11568905
Octopi are ridiculously smart
the only that's kept them from evolving into creatures as smart or smarter than us is their very short lifespans
>>11568720
My Pom fucking loved going to the groomer. Mother fucker was the happiest little bastard ever. I want another one but I don't have the time or money right now. When mine died I spent three hours in a closet crying. Fuck my life
>>11568902
Das a big skwid.
>>11568897
>LED rave jellyfish
nature is magnificent
>>11568957
>not showing the rest where the sheep just prances away
despicable
>>11568836
>ywn be a doggo
>>11568757
lewd
>>11568914
Brazilians are easily amused
>>11568853
I've seen these guys from time to time around town.
Is it true they carry leprosy?
>>11568790
>straddles him
Why are cats so lewd?
Post crows.
>>11568974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8pTalGpfto
Good start for Caturday.
>>11568898
>and Trump got elected that year
>>11568897
don't be fooled, these are all digitally altered
>>11568962
I don't know why you're still going on about this. You're speaking to someone who owns malamutes. When you understand what they go through and you care if they're uncomfortable you take steps to make them comfortable. They're bred to survive in extreme cold but that does not mean they need extreme cold. I was correcting you because you're using the word need carelessly. What they need is a way to keep their bodies cool despite their coats which a responsible owner can provide from anywhere.
>>11568894
Red pandas are cute, CUTE!
>>11568841
I wish I could have a pet cow.
>>11568979
>>11568983
But that was a good thing?
>>11568917
Yeah but don't they die really easily
>>11568909
Good job. An echo chamber with insults. How radical.
>>11568982
>tfw you will never be this fucking chill
Post more videos of animals freaking out
>>11568944
This is so fucking cool
How does one go about becoming best buds with 200lb+ feline murder machine
>>11568977
Yes. And something called Chagas disease.
>>11568988
Did one of those gators just rip off another's leg?
Technology will never make you this happy
>>11568990
He's bad to both liberals and the cucks who elected him since he tanked our foreign policy while reneging on every domestic policy he promised during his campaign.
>>11568989
w-what is doing to that beaver's tail?
>>11568966
how is that they are so emotive?
>>11568996
Nurse it from birth.
>>11568982
nnaa
>>11568898
Shit man, my condolences. Hope this and years to come will be much better for you.
>>11568814
>pussy
>>11568998
Birds are fucking weird.
Behold the God of destruction
>>11568824
pretttty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qoMBCvcKt0
>>11568988
that way it looks at the other one in the end
>dude, what the fuck was that?
>>11568891
Unspeakable Commune
>>11568824
Is this the breed that costs like 20k dollars per female?
Do cats interact with bigger felines?
>>11568830
OOGA BOOGAThe call to booty is universal. Titfags rekt'd.
>>11569000
>tfw humans could be easily replaced by machines and dogs would never know or care
>>11568726
>hotkinkyjobellybuster
>>11569003
It's behavior they mimic because historically it results in them getting more food or food quicker. They're not actually expressing themselves in a sentient way when they do that. They're just repeating gestures.
>>11569010
Fucking crows man. Those things are really smart
>>11569001
The wall is happening, though.
>>11568988
I feel bad for that croc but I always chuckle at the end because the other one is like:
'The fuck man?' or 'Really?'
>>11569014
>tfw no qt zookeeper gf
>>11569000
That's kinda sad, there should be a hooman handling the balls.
>>11568888
>who tha fuck you pushin faggot?
>>11569019
>black people
>>11568684
Rune Factory
>>11569019
"MOVE lil' nigga!"
>>11568912
Tako is cute!
>>11568729
>>11569011
HAKAI THIS
>>11569009
CAPIBARA!
This is the best thread ever
>>11569011
>Khajit has wares
>>11568988
wtf man
>>11568846
U M A
>>11569015
>who's line is it anyway
>>11569011
This is the Seal before work.
>>11569000
>the way he bounces up and down in excitement and anticipation
I love dogs.
>>11569044
sauce?
>>11569025
It's not, and the wall is a retarded idea that will cost taxpayers trillions.
>>11568846
no fucking way dude
>>11568985
And you are talking to a guy that used to breed them. And where did I say extreme cold?
>When you understand what they go through and you care if they're uncomfortable you take steps to make them comfortable.
>Needing a routine to make them comfortable for just awhile because of the hotter climate
>Not needing that routine in colder climates and they are comfortable all day
>saying responsible owner
>full-on defense mode
No one is taking your dogs away but you're not that responsible when you are taking them away from their natural habitat. This is like making a polar bear live in a desert zoo with a full AC/ice environment. Just because you can, does not mean you should.
>>11568988
god i cant imagine having my arm twisted off by some retard dinosaur
>>11568741
>completing missions gave you a new object for the "mother base"
Every game with a similar place should do the same
>Finally free from nisekoi
>>11569055
OOMMMMM WHATCHA SAAAY?
>>11569009
Capibaras is probably the most comfy animal out there.
>>11568966
>Concrete enclosure
>Chain round the neck
>Stressing the fuck out over a tourist being a dick
;_;
>>11568924
good one anon
>>11569028
Nigga das gay
>>11569053
In other words you said need when you didn't mean to. You've been corrected. You're also full of shit.
>>11569057
pussy pile
>>11569055
>>11568936
>ywn be swarmed by an army of puppies
Why live
>>11568999
Sure as fuck looked like it.
>>11568836
>NEED FOR SPEED
>UNLEASHED
>>11568747
Why do cats always bump their head into shit?
>>11569045
This is the Seal during work.
>>11569035
>You came to the right neighborhood, friend
>>11568879
>he can't play chinese finger trap with his foreskin
such is the life of the mutilated
>>11569068
that is one retarded doggo
also>>11569061
>>11569078
Reminds me of EDF
>>11568936
I miss my dog. It's been two weeks and it still hurts just as much.
mods strike again
wooooooooow
>Move thread to a board with 300 post limit
>thread moved to /trash/
>well past bump limit
Well at least /trash/ is a slow board.
mods = fags
>>11569066
Retarded logic. How does it feel like that you're dog is tormented by the heat just because his owner thinks malamute are cool.
Say it with me
MODS = FAGS
Let's bring it back over
mod is a nigger
Nooooooooo.
Anyway, you have no idea how bad I want a Big Pouched Rat as a pet. They're the cutest little fuckers I have ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nefLbZIsj5Q
>>11569107
MODS = FAGS
>autosage and moved to trash
they do it for free
>the one thread on /v/ not about niggers
>mods move it
>>11569106
My dogs are doing great. Acting like all owners are irresponsible makes you look like a douche.
>>11569107
Mods = TREMENDOUS fags.
mods confirmed fags, keep all the shitflinging b8 threads but moved this one
>mfw stayed with all 3 of today's /van/ threads to deletion
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that we're on trash we can start posting the really lewd shit.
we could just start a new one on /an/, lads.
Thank you friendos for posting cute animals though.
>>11569159
good lord anon, even though this is a red board that's too much
>>11569159
>Console wars, e-celebs and thinly veiled /pol/ threads are OK
>But this is not
This is literally why 4chan has gone to shit.
Mods=gay
>>11569173
lewd
>>11569048
>it's not happening!
>but it'll bankrupt the nation!
Ah, commies.
>>11569019
>Chimp starts tapping that ass
>>11569185
>my off topic threads are better than yours
>2/3 of those are not off topic
>>11569185
Well I mean console wars and vidya e-celebs are on topic. Even if this thread is much better than those.
best thread we had on /v/ in such a long time. Goodnight anons
>one good thread on /v/ in months and mods trash it
but hey waifu e-celeb twitter cap threads are O K
>>11569228
thats just the thing though, just because it's on topic doesnt mean it's healthy for the board.
Console wars don't bring discussion, it's just malicious shitposting.
Which is what mods don't understand
>>11569270
They're not being paid to understand.
>>11569252
Fuck that was close
>>11569279
>>11569279
they're not being paid at all, what's your point here?
>>11569279
>im gonna volunteer for something but refuse to do it right because WHO CARES IM NOT BEING PAID
Superb logic.
>>11569217
>>11569225
what's wrong with him?
>>11569270
I hope you aren't implying this this or "good" offtopic threads are "healthy for the board", whatever that means.
>the edgelords are here
See you next time, /van/
>>11569311
Janitors and moderators do not care about the integrity of the site. They do it because they enjoy the taste of power where they can wield it without oversight or supervision.
>>11569325
see you in the next bread anon!
>>11569323
this thread, no.
But I would much rather take a peaceful off-topic thread like this over triple-reverse-post-ironic meta false-flag sales shitflinging thread # 132132157678654
>only thread for weeks without shitposting and paid shills
>everyone is chill and comfy posting cute animals
>mods are fags
It was nice while it lasted lads.
>>11569387
Welp, off to /mcg/ I go. Wish me luck!
post the new thread when it's made
>>11569387
It's like the 4th thread today
>>>/v/390418636
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11568705
why is rato so flato.
>>11568996
Cheetahs make your average lazy house cat look like a hyperactive kid with ADHD. If you keep them fed and watered they will do virtually nothing but sit around and chill, and since cats are cats are cats they will come and chill with the person who delivers the food.
They're the only big cat that can be safely domesticated because of this, but obviously that's still pretty rare.
>>11568766
>how amerifats wake up in the morning
>>11568779
when your balls itch most people usually do the pinch and roll. is this a femanon?
>>11568790
This video shows up in every zoo thread on trash or other boards. Did the filmers not realize how weird it looks?
>>11568790
so if he had his dick out and if it was a female in heat. Would it fuck him?
>>11568840
dude that rainbow keyboard
>>11568846
wow monkeys really are little humans aren't they
>>11568868
all those fucking adorable squeaking babies. fuck me thats cute
>>11568868
momma ferret knows that the big hand provides warm pets and food so it wants it for its babies. cute