HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/6PbnT0x0e5I
Something something pokemon sucks
>>11563197
>>11563193 (Ze Mapo/Yuno)
>As second-in-command of glorious MONOCHROME, you relay the message to just save that point.
>>11563219
no it do not
>>11563225
god i wish that were me
>>11563197
>diamond and pearl
no thanks, bro.
>>11563236
same I wish I was like her
Why Popeye is too OP.
minecraft dirt block
>>11563193
post everyone's saved points
>>11563249
For what purpose?
>>11563246
This pokemon undenieably sucks.
>>11563243
Yeah, good thing we have platinum.
>I'm reposting this because I want attention, sue me.
>>11563141
Buuuut, I still got some good hits in right?
>Audience: Hey, stop acting like you won.
Yeah but I kind of did sort of.
>No you didn't.
Yeah but I got a bunch of kills.
>That's not how the faction games work, you can't win by just- you- you lost, admit that you lost!
No.
Thanks for hosting.
>>11563249
Pandemonium has 2 saved points.
Mordor has 1 saved point.
Monochrome (now) has 3 saved points.
Bullet Club has 1 saved point.
Freebirds have 1 saved point.
Akatsuki has 1 saved point.
Heroes have 3 saved points.
>>11563206
...I am impressed, kitsune. You are not the fool I assumed you to be. Perhaps when my ambitions reaches beyond the solid ground I walk on, I may yet seek to conquer your world just to see if they are all worth my time like you are!
You! I demand that you will sharpen your wits like a fine blade and fuel your desire to stay free. You might need both of them one day!
>>11563266
>gibs attention
who is te strongest hg avatar
>>11563210
You do not have to be one to care for your gear. Any fighter worth their weight in fold will at least keep their blade sharp- how the bloody Hell did we go from hinting for you to jack me off to discussing proper gear maintenance? Just stick your hand down my pants and start fondling my dick already!
>>11563276
>>11563274
Yaaaay.
>>11563257
{Kek}
*RP kills you sucks out ur blood, gets more gains*
>>11563264
gen 4 sucks.
Except the gen 2 remakes.
>>11563276
me
>>11563276
>>11563247
'Nuff said.
>>11563278
>fold
I meant gold.
>>11563273
>>11563136 (Nobugada)
Oh you're alive now?
Well... It's a shame, our relationship started out like this. You had the good taste to pick up the best faction after all. Didn't we just won?
Really, you should stay, I just let myself go a bit.
>Astaroth gives her a smile, almost too genuine and hands her a cold vodka.
I hope you like the Russian taste!
>>11563268
>>11563193
We're taking boise. Let's build an hellish kingdom onto the west coast!
>>11563276
RUUUAAAAAAAAAGGHH
>>11563276
I'm the best.
>>11563273
I think I can meet those demands.
Keep that fire in your eyes. If I one day have to put it out, I want it to be a raging inferno.
>>11563225
I-is this an opener?
>>11563227 (Ahriririri)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDNprwEzB-k
>>11563288
How does it suck my squid friend
>>11563278
Don't know... pretty entertaining though if I do say so myself.
>The Fighter merely punches the man lightly on his right shoulder.
The answer is no, but I won't forget this talk about proper handling on weapons... kinda reminded me of something as all.
>>11563285
Oh right, blood. I guess it sucks that, too.
>>11563294
I want a reward.
>>11563315
???
>>11563315
>juncuck
>roleplay
>>11563276
I like to think I'm pretty strong.
>>11563324
You cock blocking thunder cunt!
>>11563294
>She swats it away, clearly offending just by the smell of it.
I grow tired of your presence, demon. It seems that Nobunaga will have to find her own refreshments. It is clearly the only way to have a drink worth of a Demon King!
Astaroth! Pray to whatever gods you follow that the pathetic show of representation is the last time it will happen or else I shall challenge you for Pandemonium leadership myself!
>>11563314
>Before she leaves, she decides to touch Fox on the shoulder, sending him into a vision of a strange world.
>All he can see is a burning temple, the screams of battle and a single shadow walking right into the flames, walking toward it's demise without second though
Untill we meet again, kitsune!
>>11563322
>The fox girl can be seen somewhere in the credits, maybe, locked inside one of the ghost busters many ghost traps.
>>11563331
A reward? Why?
Wasn't giving your points for the greatest good satisfying in itself?
>She smiles!
Oh, I know I know.
You want your own...
Pandemonium cap!
>It's just a standard "make america great again cap, with a shitty pandemonium logo pasted on it
>>11563294
>>11563232
I'm considering hosting, is anyone else in line?
>>11563315
Yeah it is my ghost friend, but use protection just incase. Might have a diet parasite.
>>11563325
{B-but i think the Buzzwole is cool, he doesn't suck to m-me}
>>11563370
>for some reason, Hikage accepts this with a nod
Thank you.
>>11563368
>Fox shakes his head, trying to rid himself of the vision.
Right... Until then.
>>11563382
Nope, go ahead.
>>11563276
This can be solved rather easily! We shall have a lifting of the weights contest!
post avas you're considering picking up or building folders for
>>11563276
And it's not even a contest.
>>11563323
Forgettable roster of pokemon.
Team Galactic sucks
Bad gym leader designs
>>11563382
Go for it.
>>11563406
>Bad
>Gardenia, Candice, and Maylene
I will strangle you with your own fucking tentacles
>>11563400
>>11563391
You're welcome cutie! Don't forget to talk about us whenever you can, spam it on the internet even!
>>11563368
Damn... That girl really need to cool down.
>She cracks open the vodka and drinks it.
But still... I like her style. I hope she shows up again in the future. It might be fun
>>11563400
>>11563400
>>11563400
>>11563399
Ah'm sure if anyone challenged me to doing that, they would lose even before I broke a sweat.
>>11563429
Anon, I
>>11563416
>t. teddy bomber
>>11563386
That's completely fair.
But to me, he sums up what was wrong with Sun and Moon.
>>11563400
Emphasis on maybe
>>11563400
Not really someone I want to play, but someone I want to see eventually
First 36
>>11563454
Johnny
>>11563440
Anon, you..
>>11563454
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11563454
Usotsuki
>>11563454
Gascoigne
>>11563454
Popeye
>>11563454
Ban Junko
>>11563454
Sliver Queen
>>11563454
Maxwell
>>11563454
Kindred Hunter
>>11563454
Sabine
>>11563454
Neopolitan
>>11563454
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11563454
James Storm
>>11563454
Mayor of Cantown
>>11563454
Fox McCloud
>>11563454
Agent 4
>>11563454
Sleeping Crazy Frog
>>11563454
Megaman
>>11563454
Sorey
>>11563454
Samurai
>>11563454
Overhaul
>>11563454
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11563454
Shikyoh
>>11563454
Centorea
>>11563454
Hikage
>>11563454
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11563454
Crendor
>>11563454
Tiki
>>11563454
Cormano
>>11563454
Eggman-kun
>>11563454
Early Cuyler
>>11563454
Starfire
>>11563454
Mirai
>>11563454
Mash Kyrielight
>>11563454
A fucking Wasp
>>11563454
Geese Thompson
>>11563419
>ice type
shit
>Gardenia
Boring
>Maylene
literally who?
>>11563454
Big Bro
>>11563454
Ikkun
>>11563464
I found the thing.
>>11563454
Demon Tits
>>11563454
Nigger Bee
>>11563454
Lum!
>>11563517
>Calling ice types shit when most of them are great mons with amazing designs
fuck u snover is cute
>>11563523
>cool thanks man
>>11563458
>>11563463
>>11563468
>>11563475
>>11563481
>>11563484
>>11563487
>>11563495
>>11563499
>>11563500
>>11563504
>>11563509
>>11563512
>>11563514
>>11563515
>>11563520
>>11563528
>Flips you off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>11563517
Boy don't you go bullying Candice just because of her taste in pokemon
>>11563537
>>11563537
>chases you
>>11563454
Kaiman
>>11563444
{I'm interested in why you say that, continue}
>>11563525
>Astaroth with not blue skin
Who would want this?
>>11563537
Feh, at least with me spinach, I'll have more horsepower than you ever could have,
>>11563531
Lum has nice assets desu senpai
>>11563537
AH HELL NAH NIGGA, YOU BETTER FUCKIN' TAKE THAT BACK 'FORE I CAP YO ASS!
>>11563454
343 guilty spark
>>11563537
>You get flipped off. It kinda hurts inside.
>>11563537
>>11563537
>
>>11563537
Good grief. Men like you need to learn some manners.
>CLICK
>>11563537
>Flips off right back
>>11563550
The concept of Ultrabeasts, the need to be "so cool" that's somewhat mirrored in Z-moves as well, an utterly over the top design.
Hm, I guess that covers it for the most part.
>>11563542
>>11563563
>>11563567
>Drives back
>Does a burnout right infront of your face, choking you in the smoke
>Doubleflips you off when he leaves for the final time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4rHMD27kY
>>11563537
>Returns the gesture with a big smile on her face.
>>11563537
Such a poor displays of character... But this doesn't even offend m-
>As MEME MEME MEME blasts aloud, the car drifts over a puddle, splattering the centauress with mud.
You...
>She takes out her bow, and launches an arrow, aiming for the tires
>>11563502
>>11563514
>
>>11563537
What?
>>11563572
>>11563588
>>11563589
>Ring ring ring
>Your phone is ringing. Answer it you fags.
I almost forgot, but I owed Crendor entry since I missed him last time and said I'd get him this time. Seems all will work out, now check it.
>>11563596
>I'll post porn of their avas. That'll show em!
>>11563537
>Musashi speaks between bites of her apple
So... does this mean we aren't going to train? Shoot...
>>11563576
{When you put it that way, then I can see what you're coming from. I'm sure not many people are pleased about z-moves and the ultrabeasts. But it is game freaks way of saying"we are trying something new". Never hurts to try something new once in awhile}
>>11563612
>You are READY!
>>11563607
>She takes out her phone.
Yes?
>>11563607
...What the hell? What's..?
>Garou pats his pockets. His phone? He's never even owned a phone before. He's surprised to find one in his pocket, but answers it regardless.
Hello? Who is this?
>>11563612
Alright, I'm ready to go!
>>11563612
It looks most wonderful!
I am ready whenever you are, hoster of games.
>>11563613
100% canonical.
>>11563612
Let's begin
>>11563612
Let's get underway.
>>11563534
>Ice type is the weakest type in the game. I can say that their designs are good though.
>>11563612
Oh, what a beautiful arena. For my teammates I must say... see ya!
>Geese dashes into the arena, his rubber goose mask jiggling in the wind
>>11563616
I liked the old way, I guess.
It just looks and feels like too much.
>>11563612
Looks good. Almost as good as me. Just kidding, not even close! Begin!
>>11563612
Allow him to fight instead of me please!
>>11563500
>>11563520
>>11563645
This early?!
>>11563645
Good luck out there, alright?
>>11563607
>She ignores the disembodied ringing noise, as she's never owned a phone in her life.
>>11563645
Awww...you DO care.
>>11563655
serves you right
>>11563619
>>11563621
>You answer it, but nobody talks, only a videocall is shown of a man...Who dances to cheesy ass eurobeat before slowly turning towards you and giving you not his birds but that of his entire crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVtm-jtzCxs
>>11563612
Ah!
>The samurai stands up, tossing the remnants of the apple behind herself
Ready!
>>11563645
>Musashi immediately draws her twin blades, spinning them beautifully before ending this man's life.
Kei!
>>11563661
What'd I do?!
>>11563663
...Motherfucker..
>>11563645
The story of Glue Man's life right there.
>>11563645
>Your ass is only for you to to touch. The God incarnate may look, but DEFINITELY not touch!
>>11563656
Uh, what?
>Johnny turns around, and looks at the guy who wishes him luck, for some reason
Yeah, uh, good luck and whatever.
>>11563645
>After a short amount of running, Geese lays on the ground exhausted and lightheaded
Oh, so much fatigue, and here I thought I was gonna be some kind of blitzkrieg..
>Geese rhymes to himself between breathes.
>>11563652
Too late but appreciate it either way. Good luck.
>>11563607
>Neo stares at her phone then holds it to her ear.
>>11563585
>Neo raises a bird of her own in response.
>>11563652
you're staying, now be good horse pussy and be quiet
>missed it again
(every time with this shit.)
>Natani glances at the TV displaying the battle, and then focuses back on her sapphire
>This etching process takes a while, not to mention making sure the designs are correct.
>Measure twice, cut once.
>And then making sure not to fracture the gem in the process and layering the magic into it, slowly draining her next crystal.
>Day 1/14 complete
>Gems remaining: 18
>>11563645
It feels like a graveyard around here... I hope this is finished quickly, if only to calm that chill down my spine
>>11563645
The hunt is on.
>>11563695
good, the less furshit the better
>>11563612
{Oh well off to play some New Vegas}
I didn't make it in, oh well. Play nice people!
>>11563648
{Maybe it will grow onto you. Maybe. Like I said I'm sure not to many people are happy about the mass of new content in Sun and Moon. Some people like new some like old. But hell it's still a Pokemon game, I'm sure anyone can enjoy it for being that}
>>11563707
>>11563717
>>11563707
Aww, sorry for being nice for once. I guess next time I'll just let you get shot instead!
>>11563707
>Your pathetic, naked body makes you look almost beetle-like, if beetles were astoundingly ugly and bipedal. We're not even going to show the audience it, for fear of vomiting,
>>11563712
It's not all bad. I liked the step away from gyms. Even if it wasn't a very big step.
Or the riding thing. That was great. I'd like to see more of it actually.
>>11563707
This tool... I should take it apart just in case.
>He carefully dismantles the launcher and scatters the pieces.
>>11563707
I'm glad you knew how to drive that machine well enough to get rid of those two. Thank you for your assistance
>>11563645
>Centorea wakes up
>>11563663
....
Some of you should really learn proper respect...
>She sights, deletes the video and closes the phone.
>>11563645
>Centorea wakes up after the hits she's recieved. Apparently she's been praising the sun? Was it a harmless mimic of a paladin from her favorite RPG, or did she really lost her mind? Who knows, but she clearly deserved a slap on the face.
Thank you... I didn't know what I was thinking. Shall we get going now?
>>11563694
This insult again....
You can keep saying it however you want. I will stay true to myself, as talk as much as needed.
>>11563688
... I am sorry. Thank you for the encouraging words however. I shall not lose!
>>11563616
Love ultra beasts, hate z-moves
but both could have been handled far better and I hope they actually change up the fucking plot like they've been promising.
>>11563707
Hah... took quite a bit of energy for that kill earlier...
>The samurai lazes around, eating some of her rations she gathered up.
>>11563762
>Joke's on her, you pilfered her shelter for cans prior. That new bridge ain't gonna construct itself.
>>11563762
Yeah, I wouldn't like that guy snooping around my stuff. He is kinda creepy and he wears a mask so I assume he must be sick or something. Can't have my stuff be full of germs.
>>11563762
>Musashi shakes her head as she feels her stomach disagreeing with the food.
Urk... remind me not to accept your food in the future... ever...
>>11563762
Is that supposed to mean what I think it means?
>>11563762
>As he looks on, he can't help but feel a bit depressed at all the carnage being put on display. But he does his best to bury these feelings as they'll serve no purpose to him here as he falls asleep.
>>11563762
I'm 87% sure that's a death.
>>11563758
Right, I'm sure jumping me while my guard was down took so much energy.
>>11563707
>Event.txt
>>11563762
>Centorea strips and goes to sleep! This is the fanservice moment everyone's been waiting.
>Centaurs usually needs three hours of sleep and do so with their armors... But tonight. She feels like sleeping naked, as if a cosmic author was pulling the strings for your viewing pleasure
>>11563762
>>11563783
I think so...
I do not know why I would do such a thing...we already speak the same tongue.
>>11563733
>>11563755
{Hey only time will tell what will happen with the next Pokemon game, maybe it will be good maybe it will be bad}
{Any way I'm off to playing Dead money right now, bye bye anons}
>missed Beppenheim
Time to die
>>11563762
This is going very slowly. I kinda wish I could speed it up.
>>11563796
>image
lmao the fuck
>>11563810
Did he really just do that? Oh well, a kill's a kill.
>>11563796
>cough
nice
>cough
>>11563810
Oh good, he's not dead yet.
>>11563810
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
>Oh, you lived. Your half-swear was heard by half the county, but you're alive, and that is what matters.
>>11563792
That it did! Especially on an empty stomach! The lobby seriously needs a food stand of some sort...
>>11563810
>Now on a full stomach, Musashi easily dodges the swinging logs and pitfalls
Hah, nice try! It'll take more than that to stop me now!
>>11563810
>Johnny lies on the floor, bleeding out as he reaches at Popeye
Carry on, big guy. Show them what's good.
>dies
was the carnival night barrel unfair and unneeded? "no, you're just shit at S3&K lmao," says board dedicated to video games
>>11563842
Tell me about it, I haven't eaten in three days. I don't think you have any room to complain, though. You look like a hero type, I thought your kind got discounts on those sorts of things? "Hero buffets" for the "people of justice," right? Just save a cat from a tree and they'll hold a banquet for you.
>>11563800
>only time will tell
Nah son, next one has been announced.
Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon
It's Black/White 2 all over again.
>>11563810
At least it's staying kinda steady, so it shouldn't take forever before we see a winner. I hope I haven't jinxed it now.
>>11563810
>Surprisingly even himself, Sorey was able to calmly, yet awkwardly treat the wound and fashions himself an awkward-looking 'leg' to support himself with some metal plates, wood and twine.
>>11563796
ay bish cover yo self
>>11563810
>>11563846
T'anks for taking the bullet Johnny,I promise your death won't be in vain!
>>11563798
In that case, I'd like to respectfully refuse the act. No offense to you intended, of course
>>11563867
I need to remain calm and collected... if I start breaking down, people could get hurt
>>11563454
Araragi Karen
>>11563888
huh
>>11563867
>You one-up the cockroaches by biting THEIR stubby arms. Unfortunately, they're also legs, and you end up biting most of them off and eating cockroach legs for supper. They could use a bit of salt and pepper.
>>11563796
Why is she even covering her pseudo nethers?
She doesn't have a pussy there, does she?
>>11563867
>Sorey, in his haste of preparing a sandwich, mistakes a container of venom for dressing.
>As he regains consciousness, he's able to look on the bright side of things. At least he got his leg back!
>>11563762
And pull...puuuull...puuuuull...POP! Hahaha, there we go!
>>11563867
Aw...those poor things.
>She reaches down, picking up an abandoned doll and brushing it off.
Don't those idiots know better than to just leave good things lying around? Even the swings are rusted!
>>11563888
I think you're late
>>11563888
YOU REALLY LATE NIGGA
>>11563863
Hero? No, no no... I'm just a swordswoman here to train. Though I never do say no to a free meal!
Are you offering one by any chance?
>>11563867
>The samurai makes a few motions with her hands before getting bored, resting for the night instead
>>11563887
No offense is taken, kind suit of armor.
I feel very much the same way...none of the offensive meant of course.
>>11563867
I think you guys played too much Crazy Taxi.
>>11563888
You need to be redongo faster if you want to make it.
>>11563888
Eh heh heh... You're pretty late.
>>11563867
>The Sunken city... It rests deep inside the lost ocean, and even thought they bear the scars of time, the spirit of its former glory and hubries still shines among its walls
>Centorea stays here, and looks above at the sunrays pierce the ocean to reach her. She doesn't even think about how she's breathing, let alone walking into the water. The view is simply too... Breathtaking. AH
>She takes out a carrot, and eats it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsj5xjoLXtE
>>11563796
I guess she covers for others, not for herself. She probably doesn't mind being naked but she dresses as a courtesy for others.
But I've never watched it so what the fuck do I know.
>>11563925
Of course. In any case, if I was interested in a romantic relationship, you seem too young for me
>>11563932
Well, at least it wasn't too painful of a way to lose
>>11563924
Not a hero, huh? Smart. Where'd you get the idea I have grub to share? Of course I don't. I'm starved too, and if I had food, I'd be eating it myself. Besides, when have you ever heard of a monster handing out food? It's sort of my job to do the opposite, you know. So, tell me, are you strong? Stronger than most of the amateurs here? Or just another stick-swinging rookie?
>>11563932
>You still haven't met anyone this entire game. When you do, though, oh man will you leave them in stitches. And in pieces.
>>11563901
Wh-What I have or haven't is irrelevant, anonymous..... It's simply proper modesty....
(Why are they all looking anyway... I made sure I slept in a well hidden spot...)
>>11563932
Reminder that the water is deep and you're vulnerable out on those little boats.
>>11563956
meant for
>>11563901
Snake > Bird >>> Horse
>>11563987
>Or filled with water, gasping for breath as they sink beneath the sea. That was a third option you never even considered.
>>11563932
It's not good to go without eating, a warrior should always fight on a full stomach.
>Musashi feeds the boy a bowl of noodles slowly.
>>11563976
Sure, sure. I'm pretty strong I'd say, I did kill you after all. A supposed "monster". Where DO we get food around here anyway? Please don't tell me we can only get it on the battlefield...
>>11563987
If it's a battle...
>Musashi falls silent, using her twin blades to defend herself and escape the city
>>11563987
Wow.
This is what I get for being nice, huh?
>>11563987
>>11563987
The killing doesn't stop yet. It's looking like we might even end early.
>>11564035
Such a great image.
>>11564013
Yeah, you did kill me, as soon as the gong rang, when my guard was down. Great job. So, in other words, you're not worth fighting.
>Garou shrugs his shoulders.
Only place I've found food is inside of there. You might be able to ask around and see if any of these people have any, but I've been shit out of luck. Monsters can't exactly use human currency, and I, ah.. Don't feel like gathering. Yeah. I could, if I wanted to.
Jesus Christ Tom
>>11564060
rip
>>11564040
>Dances with Squids. How graceful. How inky. How unconventional.
>>11564040
I need to play Dwarf Fortress again sometime.
>>11564067
He's not dead, he just released another album.
For some reason.
>>11564081
>>11563707
>>11564013
>Maxwell groans as the noodles are shovelled into his mouth, his stomach grumbling as it rejects the Samurai's offering.
Notebook...get my...notebook...
>Maxwell weakly gestures towards a table, his notebook and pencil laying on it.
>>11563987
>Maxwell scribbles down "INVISIBLE C4" in his notebook, then goes about the forest (or wherever they are) haphazardly throwing them across the floor and sticking them to trees.
>He then makes himself "EXPLOSION-PROOF" and rests inside of a bush, awaiting his prey. As Kosaku and the Crazy Frog stroll past, he flips the switch and detonates the C4, blowing out a good chunk of the forest.
Easy.
>>11564040
>Summoning a "NAILBAT," Maxwell charges at Mokou and clobbers her with it. The nails stick into her flesh, digging through her as Maxwell tears the bat away from her face.
Oh. That's sick. Ohhh...
>Maxwell drops the blood-stained bat on the floor, looking down at the carnage he had caused.
What came over me?
>>11564081
I hope you get food poisoning, jerk.
>>11564081
>Maxwell? What Maxwell? You're certain there never was a Maxwell nearby, and he never tasted like chicken.
>>11564060
Ok that whole scene actually got me. I was tearing up.
>>11564040
>The Samurai wakes up almost immediately, trying to push Neo off of her when she's released. Musashi rolls off and starts to crawl off.
>>11564051
You weren't prepared as soon as it started, that would be your own fault as a warrior. Though it wasn't the most honorable fight, I do believe I could take you on directly as well.
>Musashi gives a sly smile
If you're up to the challenge that is.
>>11564081
With a name like "The Feast" it just sounds like a trap... pass.
>Musashi makes do with what little food she has remaining, hoping it will last the next few days.
>>11564108
Eh? Too weak to continue? Alright, here.
>The samurai passes the notebook and pencil over, crouching next to the boy with a slight frown on her face.
I'll be sure to pass your memoirs on to your next of kin.
>>11564005
Horse > Bird > Snake > Slime > Spider > Mermaid
>>11564035
RIP
>>11564085
Oh thank god. Scout is such a talented rapper I was afraid he was dead.
>>11564125
There's a mermaid?
>>11564081
Oh. We're very close now, we may even have our winner, but we won't see until next slide.
>>11564139
Fuck you dooped me
Honestly I'm surprised I didn't see the joke coming in the first place
>>11564139
>Rapper
>Tallented
Pick one.
>>11564148
Mayor.
>>11564146
Yes.
She's so bad no one ever remembers her lmao
>>11564133
>She is in paradise now. Such is the final destination of noble souls. A place where hay never runs out
>>11564125
Dude...
If shit taste were fatal, I tell you.
>>11564123
You're challenging me? That's a surprise. I've got no beef with you, seeing as you don't label yourself a hero. Heard of me, and trying to make a name for yourself? Or just curious how your strength matches up? I don't mind either way, I don't make a habit of denying fights. Still, I feel like I should warn you with one chance to back out before the next time we step into that arena.
>Garou returns the smile, but it seems much, much more sinister.
There are some monsters out there that're way too strong for you to beat.
>>11564148
We have our winner.
>>11564177
Imagine what noises Centorea would make getting fucked by horses.
>>11564123
>Maxwell's pencil drags across the paper at an agonisingly slow rate. With a trembling hand he eventually manages to scribble down a single word: "HEALTHY." After he finishes writing he instantly springs to life, all of his vigour returning to him with no signs of his previous weakness.
Ah, don't worry about that lady. You won't have to do that for a while yet!
>Maxwell scoops up the bowl of noodles from the ground and hastily eats its contents, letting out a satisfied "ahhh" once he's finished eating them.
Thanks for taking care of me!
>>11564177
Cerea won't even eat hay she's too high on her horse.
>>11564202
Thanks for joining us today everyone.
>>11564148
>>11564192
>You don't exactly know what the hell just happened, but you feel dead, so you guess you are.
>>11564175
I never watched it.
>>11564202
Congrats Neo.
>>11564210
Thanks for the match.
>>11564202
I couldn't care less about this winner, let's move on to the next match.
>>11564210
and for the guy
>>11564210
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11564202
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>11564184
yeah man, i agree
if shit taste were fatal you'd be fucking dead
>>11564202
>>11564210
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11564202
Congratulations
>>11564210
Thanks for hosting
>>11564202
>Neo blinks in confusion and alarm.
>>11564210
>She bows in gracious thanks to the host
No thrill ride tonight, the winning streak ended.
>>11564204
>... If she uses a plate. Maybe
>>11564210
Thank you very much for the tournament host. And my sincere congratulations to the victorious lady!
>>11564210
Congrats Neopolitan. Thanks for hosting even though you skipped me.
>>11564202
Thanks for getting rid of that Mummy jerk. I don't even know how he managed to get a hold of me.
>>11564210
And thanks for the game!
>>11564210
Thanks for hosting.
>>11564210
A little glad that the swap wasn't in time but thanks for the show.
>>11564210
Thanks for hosting the game I was too late to join.
>>11564223
Snake => Bird > Mermaid > Spider > Slime > the actual mouth of an alligator >>> Horse
fuck off faggot
>>>/mlp/
>>11564234
thank fucking god
>>11564186
I'm a samurai, looking to achieve total emptiness within my blade, that requires a lot of training and meditation. That's why I would like to challenge you.
>Musashi's smile doesn't waver one bit, determined to best this so called "monster"
You'll be a good fight if you're as strong as you believe you are. I look forward to running into you again.
>>11564210
Thank you for the training. Though the waiting to resume is quite bothersome...
>>11564234
Shame.
>A wayward king comes into the thread, looking around the place he gotten himself into. He also tries to find anything that even resembles a crown, hungry for something of royalty to place on his head.
>>11564250
we get it anon you're a hypnofetishist, goddamn stop shoving your shit taste in my face
can the both of us agree that the cowgirl is qt tho
>>11564262
Careful what you wish for. Watch your back, rookie. Oh, and try to make it interesting.
>Garou waves over his shoulder.
>he wouldn't fuck the snake while the fish happily watches
>>11564330
>fucking reptiles
kys scalefag
Is this for fucking real?
>>11564330
how can I fuck this
>>11564330
>fucking one while the others watch
Shiiiieeeet
I think I have a new fetish.
>>11564374
Social_Justice.png
>>11564374
Yes. People also die when they are killed.
>>11564374
It's taken out of context. What is means is more like:
Just because you're correct doesn't mean what you're doing is justified.
Am I the only one who can't progress in Pokemon unless I've caught every possible Pokemon in the previous areas
>>11564381
>he's into netorare
yare fucking yare
>>11564374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2b3Oz8fXI
>>11564396
"Jews are causing the problems in Germany"
>>11564377
Jerk off over her eggs, stick it in her fish pooper, facefuck her, flipperjob or fuck her gills.
>>11564416
Exactly.
>>11564412
Nah, the others get their turn, don't worry.
>>11564381
My dick is already diamonds.
>>11564374
You know, that's worded really badly. Shouldn't it be "Just because you think you're right doesn't mean you are"? Or something like that?
>>11564387
>He doesn't know what "People die when they are killed" actually means.
Get a load of this guy.
>>11564458
see >>11564396
blame meme translation groups
>>11563400
>>11563400
I've had a bad run champ, but things are gonna change!
I'm pretty sure I know what the secret sound is on the radio and once I get that money, I'll shout ya a big feed at KFC, I'll even let you have dessert.
>>11564374
It's supposed to say "in the right"
Bad translation
>>11563400
>>11563400
>I still haven't started working on him
>>11563400
>>11564611
Are you trying to cause the most autistic RP fight as possible? Because this is how you do it.