So /v/, what's your gamer profile? xD
Private. Steam is for video games, not for Facebook cancer
>>11556672
Blank because I'm not an attention craving bitch
>>11556673
>>11556674
/thread
>>11556674
How will everyone know your gamer cred?
>>11556672
I simply put my discord link in my profile if people want to talk to me, i use steam only for games
Steam has profiles?
>>11556678
How old are you not to know that?
>>11556679
25, I started gaming a year ago and am only playing on PS4. Sorry asshiole.
>>11556672
Who cares lol
>>11556672
the only good thing on my profile
I also have my country set to Israel
>>11556680
>unironically using "game" as a verb
>>11556680
>asshiole
>>11556680
>>>/reddit/
>>11556680
>gaming
>ps4
>asshiole
>>11556673
>>11556674
>>11556672
I pick a random mlp name. It works as an autist lightning rod.
>>11556688
How that work out for you?
>>11556689
If they go full autist and do shit like /) brohoof, easy block and ignore. If they are easily triggered, free laughs. If the bantz are good, might be worth adding. I'm actually into bara and couldn't give two shits.
>>11556672
>I posted it again!
heres my le gamer profile
>>11556692
>>11556692
BOMBER!
Remember kids: If there's an anime anything on their profile their opinion doesn't count
>>11556672
I didn't even know you could add a description to your Steam profile.
>>11556673
>>11556674
My type of niggers
>>11556673
THIS
>>11556694
https://youtu.be/JXkF53ATZeQ
This is mine
please rate
>>11556672
Itt: contrarian anti-social fags
>>11556700
end your life
>>11556700
>10 fucking games
>most played is dota
disfusting
I hope you all list your specs in-depth with the model number and everything.
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who include the fact that they look at hentai and JAV in their profiles
>he has less than 10 years on steam
>>11556700
anime profile
fuck you, do something with your life
>>11556705
>>11556692
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
>>11556695
What is considered "anime"? Anything Japan related at all or just weeaboo shit?
>>11556695
>>11556707
Fuck off back to Neogaf. This is an anime site.
>>11556710
aminstream anime / shitty loli anime.
Jojo's is alright,
>>11556712
>Jojo's is alright,
what do you guys play to meet so many people online ?
i must have like 10 steam friends and those are friends i know irl
>>11556705
How else will people know they are desprate for sex
>>11556673Steam profile threads eternally btfo.
MODS PIN THIS
>>11556695
>opinions posted on anime imageboard doesn't count aswell
R8
>>11556712
>Jojo's is alright
how to spot a reddit
>>11556672
chiunque sia quel coglione deve togliersi la testa dal culo
>>11556672
ma stavi su jigoku?
Here is mine
Add me, /v/. I'm a relatable loser and I don't have enough people sending me shitty memes and telling me to stop playing F2P garbage.
>>11556719
(you)
>>11556673
but what about hatemails?
>>11556718
That steam avatar is top tier anon.
sauce?
>>11556672
Who is this loser and why have I seen them posted every day this week?
>>11556672
I click random page on wikipedia then copy and paste. I got Deer Island and it's like three sentences long so whatever
>>11556726
>he didn't watch Futurama
Sad!
>>11556726
Futurama, took it myself.
S3E5
No friends, no bio, final destination.
Add me for CS GO if you're a low-rank fag.
>>11556726
Not him but pretty sure it's from Futurama. Name of the episode is The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz. It's in the last few seconds of the episode.
Who else /spooky/ here?
Remember when steam was about videogames rather than this facebook shit?
>>11556692
holds up spork
lol…as u can see im very random!!!!
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>>11556673
fpbp
idk why I put work into it when it's private to friends only
>>11556723
>dont add me
add me
>>11556735
Yeah, remember when Steam was fucking awful? Clearly you don't.
>>11556738
>GW skill icon as avatar
my nigga
>>11556741
My man
>>11556742
>dab shit
fuck off
>>11556743
Oh damn
>>11556740
you mean like right now?
>>11556743
Make me.
>>11556743
Using GW1 to parallel the latest memes are a must to keeping its spirit alive
>>11556720
>deve togliersi la testa dal culo
credo in tutta onestà che gli piaccia tenercela.
ma poi porco dio è così autistico e cerca-attenzione da venire a postare quel profilo di merda.
>>11556743
>they dabbed before dabbing was a thing
>>11556672
I don't want to.
>>11556738
>israel
>>11556751
>he doesn't rule the world with his shekel shackles
DIO CANE VIVE NELLA MIA STESSA CITTA'
SE TI TROVO TI STROZZO DIO PORCO
TI BECCO IN MOLO E TI CI BUTTO DENTRO
>>11556751
Implying it wasn't added to trigger people
stop with icons
>>11556692
>400+ hours on DS1
>only 10 fucking achievements
what the fuck do you even do ingame? Just stand around afk?
>>11556755
These icons will take us to greater and greater heights.
>>11556756
He's probably stuck in undead burg
Here's mine XD
>>11556760
>must be under 40.
haha what
steam level right?
>God Tier
No Icon
>Master Tier
A custom drawn or made icon with no attachment towards anything else
>High Tier
A custom drawn or made icon based off of a video game
>Mid Tier
An icon from a video game
>Low Tier
A TV or video game screen capture as an icon
>Shit Tier
Reaction images as icons
>>11556760
>RP accidental permadeath kills
I really dont understand this world anymore
>>11556761
dollars i would guess
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohsam
I don't give a shit.
>>11556760
holy shit
>>11556762
y-you too
>>11556761
>>11556763
>>11556766
That's only a fraction of what else is on that profile. Visit it at your own risk. Check out the groups if you do, though :^)
I try.
>>11556672
literally mine
http://steamcommunity.com/id/McBoober
Been playing a lot of non steam games lately
>>11556763
What the fuck does that even mean
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cloonaid
>>11556673
>Private.
You're the type of person I report immediately anything fishy happens
This person bought some shit from me on the marketplace a few weeks back.
>>11556745
you must not have been around when steam came out
>>11556775
at least they picked the best cats
>>390363801
ah yes, the classic oxymoron
Is it wrong that I only like adding people with anime profile pics?
>>390363801
yeah
>>11556682
>good
>Israel
Are you 12?
>>11556780
>>>dayz standalone
>>11556762
>drawing your own original steam icon
Lol found the autistic art student, I like drawing as much as the next guy but I'm not gonna draw my own steam avatar wtf lol like nigga that's gay af that's caring TOO MUCH
>>11556780
Love your name anon
>>11556714
League of Legends.
>>11556714
i'm the leader of a FC on ffxiv, and i'm also a girl
>>11556672
>being proud of watching hentai
why are these people always total nutcracks? i remember a friend met a guy who self proclaimed himself "an hentai fanatic" and 2 months later the guy fucking fapped on call and said he homo'd him
Nothing too fancy, to be honest. Better than 90% of shitty weaboo profiles with descriptions including shit like "my name is Mitsubishi Kawasaki and I'm a bigender polymorous furry, if you want to be my friend then you'll need to buckle up but don't call me dumb"
Steam profile red flags
>has less than 6 friends
>has more than 26 friends
>anime avatar
>memes in bio
>references 4chan or reddit in any way
>only plays truck simulator
>only plays weebshit
>hasn't completed at lest 18 singleplayer games
>most played game is DOTA
>has joined more than 12 groups
>bio has more than 100 words
>meme avatar
>has been on steam less than 3 years
>meme reviews
>>11556789
nothing wrong with being polish, but seriously
fucking neck yourself for the [PL] in the name
>>11556789
>[PL]
kys
>>11556700
>niger
holy shit my sides
>>11556775
>Chilean
More disgusting than anything else in the profile.
if you haven't noticed yet, i like anime
>>11556672
>Trieste
practically a Slav.
Taking Friuli was a mistake.
>>11556775
otaku ql cortate los cocos
>>11556756
>what is GFWL
>>11556672
Who even uses steam all my games are in mame and final burn alpha
>>11556769
Nice one.
>>11556672
>Trieste
Not a real Italian.
>>11556735
>chat open
>not zuck shit
>>11556787
Do you treat male members as slaves
>>11556804
no, i don't really like taking stuff from them or making them do stuff and im super autistic about carrying my own weight
>>11556805
For shame, you should. The would enjoy it.
>>11556672
>Sub-human polentone
>>11556806
er, i'll think about it
>all this anime garbage
>>11556673
I prefer to keep my Profile open, so people can post mean comments because they're shit at videogames.
>>11556700
>6000+ hours of Dota 2
>self-diagnosed autist
I am a doctor and can confirm your diagnosis is correct
>>11556810
>all this anime art
>>11556810
>ever advancing VR technology
>robot waifus
>genetic engineering
Anime is the future, get used to it. One day someone's animu avatar might actually be what he looks like because he's physically only a brain in a jar.
>>11556813
Sachiko avatars immediately get rejected! And reported!
>>11556700
>Pianist
I don't believe this, you wouldn't have time to practice with that many hours in dota.
>all these steamlets with their meager years of service
>>11556816
If you think you transcended humanity but still desire sex, you are a deluded cuck.
>>11556672
I can smell the cum from here
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers
>>11556822
Fuck no. Just so you can erp with me and talk about how you're totally being ironic?
>>11556823
add me up loser
>>11556823
>>11556824
This is an autistic weeb who keeps repeating the same unfunny "joke" that no one else finds funny. Consider not replying.
>>11556789
>620
haha
I CANT WAIT TO SEE EACH ONE! XD
>>11556672
Reminder
>>11556672
>His steam level it´s over 3 digits
>>11556827
Nothing wrong with a private profile, it's none of your business.
>>11556827
>tfw scored a 1.5
Damn. So close to being a cool guy.
>>11556773
neat
>>11556829
it still worse then just clean open profile.
>>11556827
does danganronpa count as a vn
it's not a fucking dating sim or whatever
>>11556827
>any -chan related groups
MUH SEEKRIT CLUB XDDD
>>11556833
>it's not a fucking dating sim
Sure, buddy
Well since I'm phone posting you'll have to check by yourself!
>>11556835
(You)
>>11556827
>less than 150 games
Sorry I'm busy pirating them all sweetie
I've become such a casual. Even faggots like >>11556775 have more "achievements" than me.
>>11556839
>Censoring your name
Pussy.
>>11556836
>groups 37
Nasty
>>11556836
You sound like a huge faggot.Are you?
>>11556827
>2.5
Wonderful
>>11556840
Not like I want to play with you fags.
>>11556827
4.5
but I regret idling like 5 years ago so does it even count
>>11556842
I might be... But does it really matter?!
>>11556827
>3
Wew lads
>>11556844
I wouldn't wanna play with some dumb bara bowser poster either
>>11556846
Yes.
Becauseyou should kill yourself if so.
>>11556846
>Venezuela
don't you have more pressing matters than to show your e-penis on /v/?
>>11556848
>bara bowser
Bitch please, that's a ganstah bowser.
>>11556827
>2.5
I'm good
>>11556850
I actually live off sugar daddies and $100 a month so I'm fine.
>>11556849
Rude!
>>11556775
It's amusing to see these faggots on the street here. They might be worse than Mexican weebfags.
>>11556850
Bending over is the only way he can avoid being beheaded by the local druglord.
>>11556853
I want to believe you because that's kinda hot
>>11556853
You dirty whore.
British Fag coming through.
>>11556853
How did you meet your sugar daddies? I assumed by your profile that you were autistic.
>>11556673
>private profile
So you can shitpost in the forums and people can't call you out eh?
>le facebook cancer
/v/ cancer is worse.
>>11556856
Well sometimes it is!
>>11556857
I'm not a whore, I'm just a normal 19 years old boy...
>>11556858
Bongs are autistic in my experience
>>11556862
Generations of inbreeding.
>>11556862
>>11556863
You can better than that, come on.
>>11556861
Can I get some pics?
>>11556861
Post proof it's actually your account you ERPing jokester
>>11556859
Catfishing goes a long way, I've been doing it for years now over LoL, GW2, MU Online, EvE Online, CSGO, and lately PUBG but without much success in the latter as I gotta use mic.
ITT: a bunch of angry social rejects terrified of self expression even among their own kind
>>11556866
Why would I ever lie :3
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who has the gayest Steam profile of them all?
>>11556867
Oh so you're just tricking some dumbnuts into believing you're a girl.
For a moment I thought you were a manslut and got interested.
>>11556795
Steam background you're using?
Rate me, I guess.
>>11556672
>OP got so BTFO that he made a thread trying to get a personal army
>>11556873
Pretty good, 9/10, would add.
>>11556873
not cancerous enough. leave /v/
>>390371754
So you're just another white sissy, I knew it.
This is my steam avatar. I like hirame's art.
>>390371754
And you say you aren't a dirty whore.
>>11556875
Preciate' that m8
>>11556876
That's probably the most sincere compliment you can get on this site.
>>11556877
Only when money is involved.
>>11556879
I'm really not...
>>11556879
If he hasn't taken any dicks then he isn't.
r8
>>11556883
Not Jian/10
>>11556775
That description is pasta though.
>>11556877
I get that smug anime girls, even via huge cherry picking is a meme but how the fuck is Madoka the anti-sissy mascot? She's as submissive as it gets.
betch
>>11556672
If you ever bump into this weeb, remember that "frocio" means faggot in italian.
>>11556887
>Name
Funny, but too long. 0
>Flag
Aussies are good by me. +1
>Description
It's a link, and I ain't enough to type that shit. -1
>Avatar
Adventure Time's Lich, yea? -1
>Showcase
Main screenshot is ok, the other 3 are meh at a glance. +.5
>Games
57 shows you are picky with vidya and don't purchase frivolously. +1
The rest is all w/e.
>>11556782
reddits down the street anon
:^)
>>11556767
Oh hey, that's Sam Hyde.
>>11556825
add me up loser
>>11556890
>If I act like them they'll think I'm one of them
He's right. Get out.
>>11556889
atleast 30 of them have never been played
>>11556673
/thread
desu i'm an attention whore nothing wrong with having sexy with a lot of fat dudes.
>>11556882
He probably lures men with pictures of him dressed in skimpy outfits so they buy him stuff.
They probably bought him panties and kneesocks.
>>11556897
The description tho.
>>11556899
That's not what being a whore is though. He said he's catfishing. As long as he doesn't fuck all those men, he can't be a whore. End of story.
>>11556901
He's a camgirl (male)
>>11556897
>LiS
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fag
>>11556902
That's still not being a whore. Lack of direct sexual contact is a necessity for someone to fit under that definition. He could be a virgin for all we know.
>>11556903
No bully pls
>>390373286
Post pics already you goddamn degenerate.
>>11556905
>no bully
>LiS
hahahahahahahahahayou're ok other than LiS anon
>>11556733
what's that background
>>11556723Stop playing F2P garbage
>>11556906
Make me... Mmmm...
>>11556682
>Payday 2 achievement that requires you to get kills with the most powerful sniper in game
>Rune achievements from BoI from a semi-challenging challenge run
Wow anon you sure are cool. Come back when you at least have Tabula Rasa and !Platinum God!
sorry for vac, different times
>there are people on /v/ right now who aren't from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>>11556912
>Sorry for the registered sex offense, different times :^)
>>11556914
>comparing being an asshole online or running bots/cheating to an actual crime punishable by jail time
Barely had time to play those two weeks.
>>11556911
You don't get what he's doing there, do you
>>11556680
Newfag
>>11556916
And I left the link in, god damn it.
>>11556673
>csgo
>his profile is private
>raises a flag
>little to no achievements
>another flag
>just got out of non-prime HvH
>yet another flag
>report for cheating
:^)
>>11556916
>RAID Beta
So tell me the truth is it just Payday 2 WW2 edition?
Is the netcode/engine any better?
>>11556672
>Italiano
fucking gay
>>11556914
its ok, it was csgo anyways :^)
>>11556673
Boring.
>>11556674
What If I don't crave attention, I just like it with shit in it?
>>11556921
It is, not sure about netcode tho, since recent network "fixes" broke Payday 2 for me, and in Raid I believe it is the same as PD2 before fixes. And shooting is not really a problem in PD2, stealth is. But stealth is Raid is melee only, so we failed both times we tried.
>>11556923
>It's ok she was only 14
>>11556906
Ok just took this one so don't bully I have my dresses and stuff in my other house, also I'm at a friend's.
>>11556926
Retard, nice argument.
(You)
>>11556718
Good Futurama pic and quote.
7/10
>>11556746
It's an older maymay but it checks out.
>>11556915
>comparing diddling with kids online to diddling with kids offline
>>11556673
>private
as bad as weebs
>>11556680
Still a better game than me.
Mine
>>11556927
So when's the part where you reveal the dicc?
>>11556935
fuck.
>>11556873
Boost mobile/10
>>11556936
Never, at least not here. Pic is pretty bad I don't have makeup clothes are bad and stuff also my friend is around.
>>11556700
>anime profile pic
>4 years
>10 games
>sixthousand hours in Dota2
>autist
lad.
>>11556723
>Lethal League
I would add you, if it wasn't for the dipshits I added previously from /v/. Never again.
>>11556940
>already posts a pic of just one tiny piece of clothing blocking view to dicc
>no no im at my friends i cant show that ;))
am i a gamer yet?
>>11556700
>6000 hours on DOTA
Holy shit
Other than a profile picture that is just a painting of some scenery I haven't added anything to my profile.
>>11556935
>Being this Alpha
>>11556943
>>11556942
Um, desperate much? You could always add me on steam and try to seduce me into it!
WELL
AM I?!?!?!!
>>11556673
>Private
Hacker
>>11556775
>Stuttering on the H on Hola
Hold the fuck up
You don't pronounce the H
How do you do that
welcome to /trash/ newfriends
AHAHAHA
>another /v/ thread is dumped here by the mods
What the fuck is their problem?
ayy lmao
>Mod literally sent the thread into the trash
Where on trash now lads.
Post boypuccis
I love it when these threads start getting a little trashy
>>11556734
hell yeah, my man
>>11556827
Always thought I was boring, I guess I'm cool now :-D
[spoiler]holy shit this list is autismal[/spoiler]
>>11557185
What kind of trashy anon?
>>11556927
Holy fuck mate all I had to do for you to flash yourself is to ignore you for 30 minutes.
How thirsty are you really? You might have sugar daddies but you need a real dick don't you?
>>11558165
Post his nudes.
>>11558181
No, they're mine and mine alone.
>>11558214
Pretty please
>>11558229
Why do you want them? Are you going to use them as fap fodder? Are you really this fucking horny?
>>11558290
Of course.
I'm leaking precum and can't keep my hand of my dick.
>>11558315
You have an ocean of porn at your disposition and you're here begging with your dick in your hand for a pic of a half-naked anon?
What a goddamn degenerate, but I bet you get off on being called that.
I wanna fap with someone I'm really horny feeling
>>11558358
I can't help it... I'm a huge pervert.
I don't mind if you call me a sissy, I just want to see anon's lewd pics so I can cum all over my desk...
>>11558389
Yeah everyone can say that, but how can I know that you're not tricking me? I want you to show me how you masturbate.
>>11558436
You imageboard ERP people, I really wonder whether you fucks are for real or whether you're just taking your shitposting to the next level.
Either way it's really weird.
>>11559101
It's all ironic.
The erections are ironic too.
>>11559101
Former ERP shitposter here.
It's serious, the lads and I used to make sure we said it was ironic before we sent each other pics and moaned over V-Chat.
>>11556700
>anime
>has autism
Seems right