Haha I hate myself Exclamation edition

Haha I'm very tired

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>>11553689
Same anon, I helped someone move houses today and it really wore my out. What got you?

>>11553708
Haven't had power since Monday morning. Did you know that it's really fucking hot in Florida all the time?

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Hey boys, glad I'm catching this at the start of the thread.

So /poss/, Coke or Pepsi?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13934312

>>11553759
Yeah I've got a friend up there who says the same thing, he was lucky and his parents did a last minute vacation to get outta there before the hurricane hit.

Have you attempted to not live in a swampy shithole? That might solve it.

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xth for possumwave

>>11553778
I actually like the heat most of the time, but it sucks when you're trying to sleep. The biggest problem is that the wind is blowing the wrong direction so none of it is getting in the house.

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I've been tentatively diagnosed as "somewhere in the autism spectrum" so I went ahead and made a Sonic OC.

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>>11553762
> Coke or Pepsi?
I like both, though I grew up a Pepsi kid. I drink Coke sometimes for a change of pace, though. I don't really understand those people who say they can't taste the difference. It's like night and day.

Although, recently I've really started getting into RC Cola. It tastes like Pepsi and it's one dollar for a 2Liter bottle. Cheap AND delicious. Really helps destroy the soda cravings. Ha ha.

>>11553689
I'm always tired. Don't know how to fucking motivate.

>>11553759
Oh man, that sucks. I live in Louisiana and hot muggy weather is just fucking ass. I hope you get your power back, dude.

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I've been tentatively diagnosed as "somewhere in the autism spectrum" so I went ahead and made a Sonic OC.

>>11555022
DONUT STEEL HIS OC

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>>11553500
good morning possums. I am currently on the fifth day of starving myself to lose weight and doing alright. Does anybody have any good techniques for losing weight or any products that have helped you. Iam naturally built like a barrel. I am envious of skelly anons, how do you do it?

inb4 eat less and excersize, I've already done a lot of that but I always manage to bulk instead regardless. Started at fat whale 230 5'11 and shooting for 150-190. lowest I've ever gotten is 168 and the highest 300.

>>11555120
Uh... as someone who has experience I can tell you starving won't actually help. It'll make you a bit skinnier in all the wrong places and then when you stop starving yourself you'll just put on more weight then you lost.

Honestly I've heard not eating until dinner, then eating more then normal then is a good idea maybe? Something about giving your body time to burn energy during the day but not denying it the vital energy it needs.

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>>11553762
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13934312
coke is better if you like more zing and spice. Pepsi is better if you like cola more mild and sweet. I prefer coke but don't really drink soda at all anymore. Shit fucks your pancreas like crazy

>>11555120
Get heavy depression and lose all appetite

>>11555120
run, run and never look back, stop starving yourself, instead eat as little processed sugar as possible

start every morning with a banan smoothie and run until your little possum legs give in

i dont care if your fat smacks you in the face while you do it RUN

cardio is best for losing weight, dont starve yourself, and if youre afraid of putting on bulk, running is good for that too

>>11555120
Eat 2-3 meals a day, no snacking. A minimum of 5 hours between each meal.

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>>11555142
Lol what do you think I am doing. Also, depression can do the opposite and make you eat. Thats what it did to me. I yoyo wildly back in forth in my weight every month. I end up gaining an losing anywhere from 20-50 pounds every month. Binging and eating till I puke and then keep eating. Eating till you can't breath because you hate yourself then starving yourself for a week or two plus. I have never been able to eat a moderate amount. I don't fucking get it.I've had all the traits of dysmorphia and seeing my reflection or pics sends me into a panic attack. I don't think I have an eating disorder maybe but this is how its always been. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>11555169
>What the fuck is wrong with me?
Maybe you're just plain dumb and can't figure out how to eat right?

Have you tried going on one of those eating things where they send you your weekly meals? Literally buy no food aside from what they send so you can't over or under eat.

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>>11555145
I used to go to the gym for 2-3 hours every day or run 6-24 miles a day for my depression. It helped a bit but I never saw a change in my appearance. Hell, I can't even tell what I look like because my reflection scares me, It looks like it morphs and its like an inflated monster even though other people say I look fine I just don't see it
>>11555148
thats a regular eating schedule not a diet

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>>11555183
that shit is crazy expensive and I don't have the money for that. Id rather do what I did before and live on rolled oats and coffee. My weight didn't change during that either

>>11555196
That might actually be an idea, another one would be to pre plan a weekly schedule of what you're going to eat when. So that you can try to stick to it even though it's boring.

Rolled oats and coffee is fine though, honestly you only need to lose a bit of weight to be in the okay range so I'd do that.

>>11555120
I have hormonal problems that makes losing weight pretty difficult, have you been to see a doctor to make sure that nothing like that is going on with you?
I lost a ton of weight by eating around 1200 calories a day but eventually hit a wall and had to change things up after I got to a certain weight but I'm pretty certain that was down to the hormonal problem I have more than anything else. On the plus side I haven't put any of pounds I lost back on so maybe you could give that a go and see if it works for you too? It'll be better than starving yourself I guess

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>>11555185
>I can't even tell what I look like because my reflection scares me
are you me

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>>11555780
Great, another picture for my "animals in bed looking depressed" folder

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>>11554886
oh yeah saw this on a past thread.... it's actually looking good :) also, greetings my fellow autist.
AUTISTIC POSSUMS UNITE!

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>>11555795
have another

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This thread is really comfy again :) Lets just enjoy the chill times and listen to some chill jams and be hip and chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3oa3zfKW2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ8Ve4xkOgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP1mczaq3zo

>tfw ectomorph
life sucks ;_;

>>11556223
i didn't know what an ectomorph was, turns out, it's me too. I've found that eating way more helps especially if you focus on high calorie foods like nuts and olive oil.

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>>11556223
>>11556286
oh speaking of that, i know some of you on here are suffering from the opposite problem, so I'm sorry in advance, but guess what I'm having for dinner today!?
>[excitement intensifies]
Here's the dark cloud inside the silver lining though; I'm allergic to everything so I have to craft my own lactose free, gluten free pizza. I feel like a dirty hipster saying but I don't even care, pizza.

>>11556317
that's not pizza
that's just depressing

t. italian

>>11556317
hope you enjoy your weird as fuck sounding pizza
also fuck you for making me want pizza, I'm tempted to be lazy and order one now

>>11556317
...pizza?
although tb.h I don't see how I'm supposed to enjoy homemade pizza. I sort of feel like it's the kind of food that is best served (and cooked) by someone else, delivered hot and fresh right at your doorstep.

>>11556414
are italians genuinely offended or just generally haughty when it comes to american-style pizza?

morning how are my buns today

>>11556493
kys bones

>>11556286
>want to be large and intimidating
>eat a lot everyday, throughout adolescence
>still looking brittle and skinny
>learn about body types and what it means to be an ectomorph
>all my dreams crushed
why god why
my face looks ok, decent but I'm quite ashamed of my body that I always wear jacket or sweater and pants everytime I go outside even on a 36C day

>>11555169
You absolutely have an eating disorder.

Now I want pizza, but I shouldn't because it gives me indigestion. Should I eat some pizza and suffer?

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>>11555120
I know that feel, an inch taller but I weigh around 250-260 and I haven't been 230 or lower since I was in the early years of highschool.

Have you considered smoking and amphetamines?

You could do the Christian Bale thing and eat literally an apple or can of tuna a day until you're full machinist mode.

>>11556414
why do you think I'm here? :P
>>11556457
I'll still enjoy it though ;) okay pizza determination chart:
Have you eaten pizza in the last 4 days? ---if no---> Do you have enough money for pizza ---if yes---> Buy pizza.

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>>11556668
SATAN COMPELS YOU

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>>11556643
>I'm quite ashamed of my body that I always wear jacket or sweater and pants everytime I go outside even on a 36C day
Yup I'm in the long sleeves club too.
Try working out and eating more, defo helped me put on a little muscle. count those calories.

>>11557041
good to hear you enjoy it at least and making it yourself must be fun
also the order has been placed, pizza will arive soonish

>>11557177
enjoy, possum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VIJiMQZrW4

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>>11556457
I'm gonna be that guy who posts photos of his food, but only for this post. I feel dirty doing something so... Normal.

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>>11557299
my camera made that look shit, someone do an edit for me and turn the colour up like 50% then it will be realistic.

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>>11557310

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>>11557274

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>>11557351
oh fuck yeah! possums coming through for me, thanks guys :D that's what I'm eating!

>>11557274
thank
also holy shit possums are adorable, makes me wish we got them over here

>>11557299
>>11557351
>mushrooms
disgusting
aside from that it looks alright

>>11557377
>>mushrooms
>disgusting
each to their own, i fucking love mushrooms IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAHAHAHAHA but srsly lets get high

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what are your possum's opinions of jalapenos on pizza or in general?

>>11556223
at least your not an endomorph. Spend all day everyday in the gym and still look a beer bellied bar brawler

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>>11556669
smoking weed, snorting amphetamines, and drinking coffee used to be my daily menu every day years ago. God damn I love amphetamines. I had to stop because I was beginning to have constant heart palpitations and chest pains. Does anyone here know how to get amphetamines without skulking through a college campus like a creeper.
>>11557066
hail santa. May his kringles be with you
>>11556650
Are you sure? I hate trying to self diagnose and I hate labeling myself if I am not 110% certain. BTW I just broke my fast eating like 3 eggs and a cup of coffee. Feel extremely guilty right now. Does anyone else here feel like a piece of shit for eating anything period? or wanting to take a knife and gut their fat off?

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I have risen
>>11557438
I put jalapenos on my pizzas occasionally, I just have to make sure I pat enough moisture out of them first.

>>11557377
>>11557377
Mushrooms are delicious and I will fight you in real life*
*No I won't. Mushrooms are tasty, though.

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>>11557580
yeah that sounds like some kind of disorder to me anon :/ would you... would you like a bro hug?

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>>11557705
>thread ruined
bye guys, remember not to fall for that sociopath's manipulation and attempts to get you to download his dodgy software.

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>>11557763
You don't have to go, plus I doubt you actually left last time.

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>>11557438
Sometimes I eat jalapenos just by themselves. It gives you a real kick to the brain pan, really perks you up.

One time I ate six in rapid succession and I was wired for three days. I think I slept eight hours total for those three. Way overstimulated. My body felt like someone turned the alertness dial up to 11 and left it there. Ha ha, never doing that again.

The problem with eating them whole like that, though, is that jalapenos come in different levels, and there's no way to tell what it's at until you bite into it. Sometimes you'll eat two or three that are pretty mild, and then that last one will be like Satan punched fire straight into your mouth. It's a total roulette wheel.

Anyway, jalapenos on pizza is really good, but I'm a boring traditionalist and prefer pepperoni with extra cheese more than anything.

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>>11557900
Have you tried any other hot peppers, I ask because you seem to have a really weird reaction to them.

>>11557705
What's the name of this character? I wanna fuck the bun

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>>11557729
Yeah man that would be nice. I think I am going to go puke. I feel like shit and i can't take the guilt. fuck me.

>>11557580
Yeah I've felt that way, it's an eating disorder. At the very least serious self-image issues. Getting healthy is a good idea but this self-loathing isn't worth it anon.

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>>11557580
>>11557729
>>11558458
>>11558462
I am back, much better. How often per week or month do you have to binge/purge in order to consider it an eating disorder? I don't like to classify my problems and I feel like I downplay a lot of my mental issues but I am unsure. It makes me feel like I am reaching for snowflake points which I know isn't true but it still makes me feel like i am. Also, I am kind of afraid to say anything to anyone because I am a male. I've mentioned the weird dysmorphic perception thing to people before because I thought it was common just like the binging/purging. I essentially got made fun of, not to mention I don't look anorexic so people dismiss it as me faking it. Still keeps me from saying anything to this day.

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>>11558307

wow cider is good
but expensive
>$5.7 for a 33ml bottle

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>>11558307
I got you, broski.

http://mangapark.me/manga/made-in-abyss-1/s2/v3/c20/6

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Nanachi/1

>>11554886
>TraitTheAnimal.png
Proud of you
>>11556414
I make better food than you spaghetti nigger

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>>11557351
Fuck that looks pretty good thanks for reminding me I need food, preferably pizza.

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I GOT POWER BACK I'M SO HAPPY

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AND I HAVE PIZZA I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

>>11559945
haha lovely bro

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>>11559945
What are you going to do now?

>>11559974
God, I wish that were me.

>>11557580
The dark web.

>>11560192
I would imagine get more PBR.

>>11560192
Get a decent night's sleep for the first time this week

>>11555120
eat 500 calories less each day so you lose weight at a normal pace
or ec stack it up and eat 1000 calories less a day and end up with loose skin.

>scratch my head
>strands of hair come out

why are bald men allowed to father children

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I really need to take my car to the carwash.

>>11557580
>Does anyone else here feel like a piece of shit for eating anything period?
Yes. Then the anxiety hits and I end up eating a shit ton of food. I can't into anorexia like I used to.

gonna go ahead and force these last 3 beers in me
maybe ill get drunk

>>11561546
Still way better than some meth addict that treats their kid like a paycheck.

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>>11559759
Thank you.

>>11555036
Is there people that actually does that? Steal shitty OCs that anyone with two functioning braincells could come up with, and call them their own? Or is it dA tier stupidity?

So what do possums do during weekends?

>>11563065
sleep
video games
alcohol
masturbation
am I even a possum

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>>11563065
What do you do during the weekend?

>>11563119
Sounds like it.
>>11563233
I dunno, I'm thinking of asking some friends to hang out with me, but I don't know what we'd do.

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>>11555120
Doing that won't help for long. People get all REE when you use the word 'diet', but like what animals eat in naturally is called their diet so idk why people don't think they aren't animals when it comes to food
anyway
You need to count calories and change your diet/lifestyle. Download a calorie counting app like MyFitnessPal and fuckin use it dude. Don't listen to whatever bullshit it says for you daily calories and recommended intakes though.
http://www.mtsac.edu/kinesiology/sportsnutrition/bmrcalculator.html
Use that to find out your BMR, the calories you use to sustain your current weight, then eat 300-500 calories below that, a 500kcal deficit is losing 1lb a week.
Don't count your exercise against your calories, since the science is fuckk all in figuring it out, so just pretend it didn't happen if you're trying to lose weight.
Diet is a whole other boat so i'll just post this for now.

>>11556064
>anamanaguchi
My man. In the basement is my jam, I also really like the vocals from prom night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9MU3vhp20

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>>11557041
>pizza determination chart

>>11557377
Have you ever had fresh mushrooms? I used to hate them too until I had them fresh in a stir fry. Mushrooms from a can, or any fast food place/restaurant, are almost always awful.

>>11558662
>How often per week or month do you have to binge/purge in order to consider it an eating disorder?
https://www.eatingdisorders.org.au/eating-disorders/what-is-an-eating-disorder/classifying-eating-disorders/dsm-5
>The binge eating and inappropriate compensatory behaviours both occur, on average, at least once a week for three months.

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>>11554886
I went to get an Autism diagnosis, and was told I was not in anyway autistic, but definitely depressed and avoidant. I have so much trouble feeling comfortable being friendly, or even remaining aware enough of other people that I was seriously wondering. Did they charge you a ton of money for the evaluation?

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>>11563658
Evaluation is underways, but thanks to my country's health system I don't have to pay a dime. I just have to wait for months to get an appointment.

>>11563658
Where did you go for that? I don't think I'm full autistic, but possibly aspergers.

>>11564418
Asperger's was merged under the autism spectrum in the DMS-5.
Ask you doc for a psychologist recommendation or google places nearby and ask if they take walk ins.

>>11564549
No doctor and no insurance, but I guess I could look around anyway. Thanks.

>>11555169
>>11555185
you have bulimia, my dude

rehumanize yourself and face to therapist

>>11564418
I was in college, and seeing a therapist at the university psychological counseling center. He recommended a specialist to me, and it took half a year from scheduling to finishing the process

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What do you possums think of my purchasing choices tonight?

>>11565766
I think alcohol all tastes like shit and doesn't make me feel better, but if it's what you want to do then all the power to you.

>>11565766
Looks good to me.

>>11565789
I like the taste, but it makes me feel like shit.

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>>11565935
Glad you liked my choices, I needed validation.

>>11565766
Needs hard liquor

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>>11565997
Is this good enough?

>>11566025
good enough I guess

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>>11566192

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i went skating at a pparking lot of a bank
took a flask o fwhiskey with me, fell a million times
heard rumors of a literal possum that got hit by a car or somethign, so tried to find it to save babbies. couldnt find it
got fucked up in a friends basement and played atari
sorry for the blog but today felt really /possum/ and even /comfy/ and wanted to share

>>11566261
Sounds like a great day.

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>>11566261
glad you enjoyed yourself <3

I'm glad the threads have calmed down. Was avoiding here for the last day.

One hour left of work then I can get somewhat drunk and maybe scrape together a nasty resin bowl.

>>11566819
Today was wake and bake and a lot of napping. Got very dehydrated which triggered a migraine, doing better now and drinking in bed with laptop.

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>>11566819
What kind of work do you do?

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real feeling like shit hours, who up?

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I'm still up

>>11567902
I'm up, but probably going to sleep real soon.

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>>11567902
Im up again

Is Habits a good web comic to read while in uni?

Any possums up at this hour?

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yup

>>11569802
Why are you awake bun?

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>>11569839
Because it's the weekend but I'm actually going to go to bed soon.

>>11569846
Ah, makes sense. I got home not too long ago so I can't quite fall asleep.

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>>11569864
Do you work second shift too or something?

>>11569870
Nah, me and my friends just wander around till the wee hours of the night on weekends. It's our thing I guess.

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Well I'm going to bed and I'm going to sleep with the snake so I hope it doesn't need to take a dump.

>>11569896
goodnight bun

>>11569298
It's a good comic to read. Dunno about uni.

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>Bun poster isn't content just to avatarfag, he also makes sure you can't go 4 posts without him there

I've said it before but this time I'm serious, see ya guys. I could've lived with the avatarfagging even as long as he didn't shove it constantly. I'd delete the thread but it's sadly too late.

>>11570493
anon you're doing exactly what he wants you to do
I can't stop you from leaving but I think you should try and just ignore him

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>>11570537
No honestly I think at this point he's here to stay. Plus his groupies will no doubt defend him, though they do seem to stop when he goes to bed :thinking:

These threads have been going downhill forever, about a week ago there was a sudden increase in chillness and people getting along but honestly I'm done.

Might check back in a few weeks and consider coming back but I've been coming here everyday for 3 years and I think I at least need a break.

>>11570560
2 years I think sorry, they were on /co/ back when I started coming.

>>11570560
> I've been coming here everyday for 3 years and I think I at least need a break.
As someone who frequents a couple other threads on 4chan almost every day, I would not recommend anyone ever do that. Go outside, dude. Breath some fresh air. Maybe remind yourself why you subject yourself to this place.

>>11570577
Yeah, I know. That's why I think the break's a good thing and it means I don't have to deal with the faggot anyway.

Gonna spend this time studying, showering more and trying to be a better boyfriend. Good luck with the thread anon.

>>11570560
fair enough
hope your break does you good, I'll probably still stick around and try to keep things chill and give advice to people and stuff

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>>11570493
>>11570560
>about a week ago there was a sudden increase in chillness and people getting along but honestly I'm done.
That coincides with me discovering these threads (found you possums about 2 weeks ago and related instantly) I'm not saying I'm responsible for chillness, but I kinda am :)
You and me are in the same boat possum- it's not the bun thread, it's the possum thread. If I wanted to see that shit I'd go to /c/.

this is relatively-new-to-the-thread-but-not-new-to-possum-life anon again.
>>11570596
>I'll probably still stick around and try to keep things chill and give advice to people and stuff
please do, I've been doing that too, defo makes the place more chill.

>>11570926
sorry, I say the word probably waaaay too much
I'm definetely going to stay and will try to post a bit more often

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me again again
>>11570992
don't worry about it i probably do too :P
I'm going now too, keep up the good work, but ... remember, bun is not your friend.

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Haha booze and tunes bump

well fuck I slept too long and now the boozestore is closed

>>11572696
Go to convenience store, get fruit cocktail, make pruno.

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>>11572719
No, the grocery store stopped selling booze an hour ago too.
>Live in the fourth most atheistic country on the planet but I can't buy booze anytime I want because that wouldn't be very christian of me

>>11572747
what part of "make" do you not get

hell, go to three different places and get one component each

then get fucked up on homemade """wine"""*

*about a week from now

>>11572361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIpddogl_Y
How do you feel about drone metal?

how're you spending your morning/afternoon/evening/whatever possums?
I'm eating pizza for the second night in a row and playing some xcom

>>11573457
sounds comfy, possum. careful not to get too full
im going to play music with some friends and then well probably chill after, just walk around? dont know really

>>11572888
It's pretty neat not my first choice but would jam to it

>>11573457
Going to get firewood then getting drunk. Pizza is pretty rad though.

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>>11573457
I'm just sitting around listening to some music before I go take a shower then head off to do some shopping.

>>11573497
it's very comfy, perfect way to end a week that was mostly stress because of work and other things

what do you play m8?

>>11573513
sounds good, what're you gonna be drinking?

>>11573606
guitar in a really shitty punk band. so like, just power chords at autistic speeds, if you can call that playing

>>11573891
makes me wish I had bothered continuing to learn to play my bass
sounds pretty cool though, probably better than what little I could do and is probably at least fun

>>11566992
Nothing special, just fast food.

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So where all do you possums live?

>>11559668
I know it's late but thanks babe. I'm gonna shoot my goo now

>>11574381
midwest

Why do people spend hours on cooking? Do normal people taste things that I can't? I eat just to survive tbqhwy

>>11577180
Depression dulls your ability to appreciate flavor.

Or you could just be a mediocre chef. Idk.

>>11574381
malaysia
real possum zone

>>11577180
Idk about hours of cooking, but like cooking meals is way better than TV dinner.

>>11561546
That happens to everyone though, not trying to give you false hope but everyone sheds hairs.

>>11577180
Well I cook for my whole household from time to time and that can take like two hours, but you don't have to watch the food the whole time or anything.

>>11574381
currently, the smallest US state

though there's a chance I might be moving out soon

>>11577180
I just like doing it. Also, I can use real ingredients and make my food as spicy as I want.

>>11577676
Isn't it like crazy expensive to live there? I've got family out there, and that's what I've heard from them.

>>11577180
>hours on cooking
it doesn't take hours to cook unless your making something crazy complicated or a thanksgiving dinner. Most regular meals take anywhere from 10-30 mins if you know your shit

>>11574381
I'll give you a hint. It's riddled with crime,herion, and air pollution

How does one fill the 'I love this person but I can't have them hole'?
Don't say alcohol because I have none.

>>11578339
Unhealthy food?

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>>11577641
What's your favorite recipe, cookanon?

>>11578116
Yeah, especially near the ocean, which I guess means the whole state given it's size and nickname. New england in general isn't very cheap, I'm not entirely sure why, most of the region is surprisingly bumblefuckish.

>>11578196
I know that most stuff doesn't take that long, I just can't figure out why someone would want to spend more than 15 minutes actively preparing something. It just seems like more trouble than it's worth.

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>>11555120
>>11555169
>>11555185
>>11555196
>>11557580
>>11557729
>>11558458
>>11558662
>>11563640
>be starving/binge/puke anon from up above
>finally worked up the courage to read the Eating Disorder article
>tfw builima nervosa description reads exactly like me
>Read article about Body Dysmorphic Disorder like I have been suggested by others
>tfw it also is me in a nutshell
Oppossums, I am about to fucking cry. I thought this was normal (sort of).I guess I've just been in denial for a long time. Please just tell me its just in my head. What the fuck do I do? Who do I go to? Why am I such shit......fuck

>>11578703
Don't get too down on yourself. People do weird things to cope with mental problems and bulimia is one of them. Try to find a doctor/therapist who specializes in eating disorders.
It may not seem like a positive thing, but it's good that you've recognized that you have a problem.

>>11578703
Hey man, finding out you have a problem is the first step to treating yourself. This is a good thing. I wish you luck possum-friend.

>>11578411
I make a lot of stuff, spaghetti, alfredo, enchiladas. My favorite is probably brown gravy with beef tips on rice. I like to use lots of chipotle, smoky heat is the best.

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>>11578832
do therapists actually work? The last therapist I went to was complete shit and wasted my money. She pretty much said I was fucked up and needed meds ASAP. I got meds but that only makes things kinda tolerable

>>11578958
thanks for the kind words

>>11578995
I used to feel the same way about therapy, but you have to find a therapist that works for YOU. If you're getting the right treatment you'll leave a session feeling refreshed, the feeling won't be permanent but that's why you go back.

>>11578411
Not him, but I have an Italian cook-book with a great, simple recipe for smoked salmon & spaghetti. It's one of my favourites because it's delicious and only takes as long as the spaghetti takes to cook.

Countdown to drinking [like thirty minutes]

>>11579385
Same

Not every dish needs to be super complicated. You work your way up, feel? Start with the little shit with good payoff and work from there.

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fuuuucck help me somenone

What's wrong, anon?

>>11579869
mental illness is a bitch. existential crisis?

I used to have anxiety, like 'fuck what if someone sees me when I go outside'
Now it has turned into some kind of interal thing where I'm just a huge fuck up loser and everyone around is infinitely times superior to my pitiful existance and I'm counting every second of my interaction with people hoping they won't realise how fucked up I am and abandon me like everyone else I knew before them

>>11580405
Hello me.

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>>11580405
If its any consolation just understand your not alone in those feelings. I might not have the exact same feelings as you but I definitely feeling crushing self consciousness. Its enough to drive you mad.
>abandon me
In all reality anon, if people abandon you over having flaws then they aren't the kind of people you need in your life to begin with.

>>11580405
I've just stopped caring. The way I see it, people are going to think what they're going to think, and there's nothing I can really do about it. Also the dissociation makes it a little easier.

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>>11580546
Abandon is a strong word and it's not quite the right one.
I don't blame people, with real lives and futures for moving on. I just wish I could too.

But I am human garbage. If you zoomed in on my atoms they wouldn't look like those red, blue and white gumballs, they would be garbage bags, leaking liquids.

>>11580405
I still have trouble with anxiety, but I realized that people really won't pay more attention to you than you want them to. You'll be alright, my dude

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>>11570560
Hey man this thread has been pretty chill, we've all kinda accepted no one will download anything and one one's brought it up. No need for you to leave, ignoring the lagomorph will cause assimilation or abandonment.

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>>11580608
Sorry that's the thing I'm no longer *that* anxious about people's attention, I'm anxious of my future (or lack thereof).
HAha am I becoming an adult? HELP ME SOMEONE

>>11579674
Countdown to drinking [????? actually]

>>11580847
What happened?

>>11580887
Roommate wanted us to wait for him to drink, since we're always already drunk when he gets home. He's an hour late home from work now with no word.

>>11580909
Okay. Well, I hope for your sake he gets there soon.

>>11580660
I think it's pretty normal to be concerned about your future. Are you taking any steps toward building a future, or just kind of lost and don't know where to start?

>>11580923
I'm lost like a madman in the fields.

>>11580961
I really wish I could help, but I'm in the same position.

>>11581092
Let's trade sympathies then.
*closes eyes and shoots beams of sympathy out of my hands towards you*

>>11581124
Right back at you, possum. Hopefully one day we'll get our shit together.

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>>11581175
>Hopefully one day we'll get our shit together

>>11581175
I hope so...

What are these threads about

>>11581489
Used to be about a webcomic. Now it's some kind of mental illness general or something.

>>11580405
damn I want to give you a hug
I've had a fundamental inferiority complex since I can remember, it's especially devastating when you're a young kid

>>11581539
I'll talk about the comic if anyone is interested

>>11581912
I can't remember the artist's Tumblr but it's called habits. It's probably dead unfortunately so we mostly discuss music and anxiety.

>>11581967
terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com

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>>11582077
nigger beat me to it

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>>11582093

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>>11582102

FUCK stop posting the comic I don't need to know how a cartoon possum with a terrible life is doing better than me

>don't know if I'm feeling better of it's just because this song is a little upbeat

>>11582746
What are you listening to?

>>11582842
https://youtu.be/qUJMeyDbYoM
It's long but around the 4:30 mark all worry left me and I just gave no fucks, like my soul opened its arms welcoming an uncertain future
I wish I could have it like that forever

>>11582944
Not really my type, but it's pretty groovy.

I just got back from a week-long trip, I'm not used to consistently interacting with that many people that I haven't known for very long

How long will it take for my brain to clear up and go back to it's normal fantasy mode

>>11583366
Family reunion or something?

>>11583523
somewhat of an internship, at a dairy farm

I was staying with the family that owns/runs it

there's a chance I'll get a job there

can't say a lot because I'm about 99% sure their son browses 4chan

my mind is still trying to process all of it but right now I just want to relax

>>11583658
Oh interesting, hope you get it dude.

Smoked a little drank a lot. Roommate did get home. I feel one fire in the best possible way. I love my life and I love you guys. I'm on top of the world

>>11583812
I will follow you into the dark came on MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZ4

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Party trash

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Other possum
Party trash v2

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>>11584162
>>11584216
How are the parties tonight possums?

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Party trash. Booiiiiiiiiiiii

>>11584246
Fun, I got off work around 10, it is almost 1 now and going stronger than expected.

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>>11584326
Any cute gurls?

>>11584400

When we say party we mean mates getting as drunk as we can get away with

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>>11584404
fuck yea
also what are you possums opinions on platypossums?

>>11584482
They're disgusting freaks, but I don't really have much against them.

>>11584512
probably could apply to everyone who lurks here, to be fair

>>11584482
I feel sorta uncomfortable answering this.

>>11584559
Yeah, that sounds about right.

>>11574381
Mexicunt here. Seems like I'm the only one here

I'm gonna FUCKING KILL MYSELF if I don't have a job by the end of this month possums.

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>>11585074
Do you not have a family to fall back on?

>>11585096
I do but I'm tired of being a NEET.
I want to try wageslaving.

>>11585074
Do you live in america and if so what state

Only two of us remain. Party possums party on!!!!

The party rages on my roommate possum is the shit

Thought I'd give you guys an update. Party possum #1 vomited all over the floor, so I think we're retiring for the night. I hope you all have a good day tomorrow, b/c we'll probably be sleeping through most of it. Goodnight, all. Trash mammal out.

Lemme leave you guys with this.
https://youtu.be/KWKYpy__lfA

>>11557041
thoughts on pineapple as a pizza topping?

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>>11584978

YAY so here's where the party's at? did i arvie late?

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I don't feel empathy. Earlier today I was approached by a woman at a hardware store who told me that her house had burned down. She was covered in soot, and was very clearly distraught and in shock. I didn't feel anything, not even the slightest tinge of guilt or pity. I didn't feel sorry for her at all, even though I knew I should.
Is this normal, possums?

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>>11586229
What color is your skin and what color was her skin?

>>11586229
Was she asking for money?

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http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/snow-leopards-endangered-species-vulnerable-wildlife-conservation
neat.

>>11586271
snow leopards are cool
I love it when real life has elemental types

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>>11586229
whoa wtf, who the fuck goes to a hardware store right after this house burns down? No, you're fine, you didn't know her or have any connection to her. Most of us are too busy being depressed to have the emotional capacity to feel something for anyone else. or it could be that you're a bit autistic like me.
>>11586092
As a possum, I can stomach anything, except a thread with bun in it. Bye.

>>11586092
I know you weren't asking me but pineapples on pizza are worse than mushrooms on a pizza
most other toppings I can think of off the top of my head are fine though

Can someone link the gay ass discord so people can take avatarfagging there?

>>11586887
Can I ask why? Most people have made it clear they don't like it, you have alternatives that would make everyone happy and most people ignore you.

Are you shitposting or is this a plea for attention or what?

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>most people

>>11586925
Don't dodge the question please, I'm not trying to be a dick but I just want to know if you're here acting like a real person or are quite simply a dick I should filter.

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>>11586935
You're being the dick by assuming what others think of me and implying a majority dislike me.

I am a very real person I'll have you know.

>>11586964
I know I'm a dick (also apparently autistic), I also actually went through to see how many unique IP's could've replied to you at minimum and maximum plus other replies people have left. The majority of the thread had either not responded to you or reacted negatively.

Gonna filter anyway, because simply I have no real reason not to.

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>>11586983
Alright well I'll talk to you later then.

>>11582143
If you want to be sad possum without the comic then you came to the wrong thread. Part of me does wonder what would happen if the thread split into two, people venting about their life and the other people being cool and posting the comic.

Probably would be better then it currently is but eh.

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>>11586983
I hope you'll reconsider though.

>>11587049
There is a vent thread already. I'm surprised more people don't move there,

>>11587065
Honestly I've seen in the catalogue and thought about moving there simply because this place is meh nowadays, is it any decent?

>>11587077
I've never actually checked them, so I have no idea,

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I think the main problem is that the thread is usually titled "haha I hate myself".

>>11587104
Hm, might give it a look latter on. Really these threads have been going downhill even as a hugbox for a long time, so maybe it'll help with that side of things.

Then I'll just need to find a way to fill the possum punk themed hole in my heart.

I'm not going to lie, I get a giddy feeling now that all of his posts are completely gone. Never filtered someone before but it really does solve any issues you have with someone.

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>>11587197
Why do you have to be so mean about it?

I'm filtering MD5's of your posts as well, but nice try.

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Well I'm going to bed see you possums later.

>>11587197
I was filtering posts too(by filename), but I guess it won't really work now. I'll just have to hide them manually.

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>>11587395
Try filter by image MD5 each time he posts one that slips through, it means the actual data of his images is hidden I believe. Worst case yeah just hide them manually.

It's also kinda sad he swapped to doing that just because people are filtering him, those who want to talk to him still can so why not just leave us happy. Honestly as far as I'm concerned that means he's either a shitposter or an attention whore so I have 0 care for him.

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>>11587395
>>11587418
I don't get why you guys are so upset over someone new being here

Because we're mean old grinches. Now can you please go back to your old filenames or are you going to continue being an attention whore just for 2 people?

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>>11587443
idk are you going to unfilter me?

Nope, you do realise I only have to click on thing on your post to hide that image? Honestly it seems like more effort for you to change filenames and use new images then me just clicking once.

At this point we're both shitting up the thread, I'm gonna go all moral highground and stop it though.

>>11587418
>filter by image MD5
It's not really worth the hassle. I'll just keep hiding posts and ignoring him. I hate to shun newcomers, but I really can't stand him.

>>11587485
Same, the face he not only avatarfags, but acts like a child when confronted by it, tried to get us to download his crap and actually cares about getting filtered. Well some people are just plain unlikable to certain other people. A fair few people seem to not like him, some don't mind and hiding posts and ignoring seems like the best way to make everyone happy.

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>>11587480
You're a true bro. By the way changing the filename is as easy as checking a box in the 4chanx settings.

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Thread needs more possums.

Hello friends. How are you doing today?

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>>11587556
Facts. I mean we all hate the fucking bun dude but just ignore and hide his shit rather then replying ffs.

>>11587559
Not great, got the flu. Also kinda been having sleeping troubles since I saw IT. Horror movies really aren't for me and all my friends said I was shaking during the movie.

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>>11587559
Can't complain too much.

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>>11587559
Haven't sleep, good day nonetheless

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>>11587556
this is always true
possums a cute

>>11587559
doing well, ate leftover cold pizza for breakfast and am going to play some more xcom
didn't sleep much but I'm not tired so I'll probably be fine

>>11587572
sucks to hear that man, hope you get over the flu and your sleeping troubles soon

>>11587600
>>11587604
I hope you both enjoy the rest of your day/night and that tomorrow is just as good

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>>11587625
>sucks to hear that man, hope you get over the flu and your sleeping troubles soon
Thank you, I hope I can get better right now because tomorrow I have to get up at 4am because of you dumb americans and your dumb timezones. Amazing D&D group for once but I have to be up at 4am to play.

Have fun on Xcom, I've heard good things about them but could never get past the tutorial without getting bored.

>>11587652
>>11587652
>>11587652

Here you go boys.

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>>11587625
>cold pizza
I will never understand why people like cold pizza. Not trying to start anything, I just never cared for it. After pizza gets cold, it's not the same.

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>>11587625
Thanks. Same, dude. Trashcats are as cool as possums

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>>11587572
>Facts. I mean we all hate the fucking bun dude but just ignore and hide his shit rather then replying ffs.
please keep reminding me to do that

>>11573606
I ended up going with some plastic bottle vodka it got me drunk so I was happy. How did your night go?