HG/Hunger Games Thread
f-f-feelin' it
Gets to bump
Neat, a new thread.
post dicks
>>11551863
>KK/LF/Luci/Squid/Kuga/Martin
>>11551863
Hello friends
Could I get a succ
maybe a swap?
>>11551795
>your sweetroll makes her overencumbered and so is escaping at a snails pace.
>refuses to drop her collection of cups and plates and other assorted useless RPG items. as she picks up everything she sees lying around on tables.
>>11551859
>You can see Jack-O trying to scare herself in the mirror
>>11551876
But the game already started you silly boy.
>>11551859
*The Buzzwole scouts out the area, watching for any prey to attack*
>>11551787
*The Buzzwole wastes no time standing around. He quickly flys into the nearest forrest*
>>11551794
*With it's disgusting fantastic muscles the Buzzwole flexs, gaining POISE allowing it to tank the flame thrower*
>>11551859
>She drools in her sleep a bit, muttering something about steak.
>>11551887
Still looking for a big bump
>>11551859
W-what the?!
>Kerrigan is visibly speechless.
Who would win in a fight: A vicious murderer with a lust for blood, or like 50 drunk kids?
>>11551880
>Guard Man looks on confused as she escapes at the speed of smell
"N'wah stop. N'wah please. This is emberassing for both of us."
>>11551859
>Hlaalu Guard sits in wait for hours, eventually falling asleep empty-handed
>insanely gruff voice, deeper than can humanly be achieved, sounding as if the person smoked twenty million cigarettes, with the feeling of wasted highschool years hanging on the words that is next said
yare fucking yare daze
>>11551918
do you have the big OwO bump my friend?
>>11551921
>forgot pic again end me pls
>>11551859
I'm glad a nurse is here to help us out when we're hurting. Thank you very much, ma'am!
>>11551918
50 kids is nothing.
>>11551918
Sweet. You're like, the best feudal lord I've ever had.
...I mean you're also like the onlyoneI'veeverhadbutwhatever.
>>11551925
That's not a very grammatically correct sentence.
>>11551918
>The Queen of Blades leaps infront of the band of terrans, scattering dust as she lands.
No terran shall cross my path!
>>11551918
*Buzzwole sits down as if it was meditating, trying to focus on the objective at hand*
>>11551918
C-Could you please go back to the girl's hot spring? I'm feeling a little ill with you being here...this close to me.
I don't have any jokes for this slide.
>>11551999
>>11551994
There are such things as mixed hotsprings though.
>>11551999
>Me neither
>>11551921
>>11551934
>against all odds makes it to A Silt Strider.
>selects the same town from the menu. Literally stands in the same spot for the next 12 hours.
>>11551999
I have no reason to negotiate with you, go away.
>>11551999
Come on come back! Jack-O wasn't finished with you just yet, Let's keep playing!
It's so powerful that it can turn off the sun! But then it gets too cold.
>>11551999
*Willing accepting the humans aid*
*Buzzwole keeps an look out for anything*
,
And people say I'm perverted!
>>11552023
"N'wah. It's time to stop. You're just blocking the platform now."
>>11551999
"I'm hunting for a way to get rid of the n'wah."
>>11551999
I guess it's alright to be a girl. It wouldn't be the first time I've been compared to one. Perhaps I actually am one and I just haven't realized it yet?
>>11552012
Then they shouldn't have intruded while I was relaxing. Not everyone is fine with that kind of thing. Back in my world everything, including hot springs, was sectioned off by gender. Maybe this world should do the same thing? That would solve a lot of issues.
>>11552071
That doesn't sound very progressive.
>>11552057
My apologies, but I'm afraid I don't know much, if anything at all, about these people. I'm not as loud and exciting as I should be.
>>11552057
A healthy amount of sleep is ab-so-lute-ly important for any artist.
>>11552078
Some things are better left that way. Progression is a good thing, but to let men and women gather half naked in a place meant for relaxation shouldn't be lenient with the rules. N-Not that I didn't like it, but I can't focus under that circumstance.
>>11552060
>thinks you may be right.
>tries to turn herself in
>has no gold to pay fines
Maybe those kids would have had a better chance if they weren't all wasted.
>>11552109
>>11552109
They won the game, didn't they?
>>11551940
Ma'am? Non, I'm a boy you fool. I swore we have spoken before
>>11552109
I guess you do know about killing...
>Kerrigan crumples to the ground, defeated.
>>11552126
I guess you're right. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he's a freaky ninja robot guy or something.
>>11552109
Lets get all the stuff!
>>11552108
"...You know what. It's not worth it. House Hlaalu bestows the mercy of the saints something something scram kid."
>>11552109
"You'd think I'd be better at hunting by now."
>>11552108
pls thirst after me or a girl
Those squids are all bark no bite.
>>11552167
>>11552109
>>11552134
You're wrong! I know nothing about killing, but I do know something about surviving. Th-they're two different things, I think.
>>11552130
Are you sure? I don't ever remember seeing you before. I've met a lot of people on my travels, so to remember one person out of all the people I've met would be difficult.
And my apologies for assuming you're a girl. It's that you look just like one. I think it may be the dots on your face.
>>11552166
Yeah! Break all of it!!
>>11552167
Jack-O isn't supposed to drink that so I'll just take my candy
>>11552189
>>11552145
"less is more"
>>11552143
>quest complete notice
>levels up.
>dumps all her points into INT and LUCK
>exits the city and is immediately attacked by a pack of Cliff Racers.
All of you people are running instead of fighting, this isn't an athletic competition dammit!
>>11552167
Are these drinks free? Thank you to whoever's paying!
>Otto consumes the sake, not giving himself a chance to savor the weird tasting beverage
I-It tastes weird. Did someone tamper with it?
>>11552109
Well, then. That's uh...that's just childish of you, you big baby.
>>11552167
...UhactuallyouknowwhatIwasgonnadrawthisbutonsecondthoughtIthinkI'dREALLYREALLYRATHERNOTOKAYBYE.
I was really hoping this guy would have at least made it to the final five.
>>11552211
You remind Jack-O of somebody but She just can't remember.
>>11552211
Huzzah! I won by doing...things? I do not have a single idea on how I bested you.
>As the other woman flipped the table, Starfire rubbed her chin...trying to figure out how she won.
I really do not know how to play this "Go" game...
>>11552206
"Should've been an alchemist."
>>11552211
"I found a shoe."
>>11552188
Uh huh, I get that a lot. You're Otto, correct? I remember quite vividly me setting your hat on fire. Good times. By the way you do know freckles aren't exclusive to girls right? I don't know how that makes you think I was one.
I don't know, she's drinking water or whatever. Do you expect me to make ALL of the jokes?!
>>11552262
Ava'ing a comedian when you're no good at making jokes seems counter productive.
>>11552262
Away with ye! Jack-O treasures belong to me!
>>11552255
You ignited my hat? Why would you do something so villainous like that? I can't imagine I ever got on your bad side, but then again I get this feeling you're easy to anger.
I understand that those dots aren't exclusive, but they make whoever has them look womanly. I guess it's not helped by how well you keep yourself.
>>11552262
I-It's cutting into my stomach...
>>11552262
>Otto
>Her
>>11552206
Will you thirst if I rp a cute anime girl with you?
The wilds of japan are known for the giant killer bugs that love to either kill people or play board games, depending on the day of the week.
>>11552273
"Comedian"? What are you talking about, I'm a talk show host! What, are the hot news topics and celebrity guests funny to you?
>>11552359
Jack-O's special technique!....kidding~
>She bolts out of sight of her pursuer
>>11552359
>>11552313
Non, you got me all wrong monsiuer. You see, you were asleep and drooling all over the nice floor so I thought I'd help wake you up! No need to thank me, just looking out is all ahaha~
>tfw really tired and have a headache
Should I sleep or kill myself
>>11552359
Something smells like...sea.
>>11552359
You can't be proud and boast about winning when you never even explained the rules to me! How is that fair in the slightest!?
They're making a new pirates of the Caribbean movie? When did that happen?
>>11552390
Both.
>>11552335
No i lost my motivation.
Ill just k.i.s.s. for now.
I tried hard. ______. and now i rest.
>>11552405
goodbye
>>11552402
Sleep and the kill myself or kill myself and then sleep in hell
>>11552390
Always sleep. If you don't want the night to go on then just end the night, senpai. Water and sleep.
>>11552416
Well you need to be well rested if you're going to jump off that building.
>>11552390
>>11552416
You can rest after you die
>tfw you will never ship with that MILF Raine Sage
>>11552412
>lurk mode activated.
>>11552439
>tfw she went after the cat tats
>>11552439
>tfw she will never come back
>>11552380
Did waking me up normally to tell me to stop drooling ever occur to you, or are you truly as demented as you're trying to make yourself seem? And my name is Otto, not monsiuer. You even said it yourself.
>>11552428
As I've said before, I know nothing of these people. Only about the cheating squid, the alcoholic yellow-haired girl, and you.
We have one rule in this city: Don't fuck with the guards.
>>11552480
Jack-O thinks this is a stupid city.
Should I play the Metal Gear games in release date order or in timeline order.
>>11552462
Monsiuer is simply a title. Anyways everyone tried shoving you to wake up, but you didn't so I had to resort to unconventional means. You're being pretty rude to the boy who only wanted to look out for you. Who knows what kind of freaks would mess with you while you were asleep.
>>11552480
...
Surely something will come along soon and bite.
>tfw poland wants germany to pay them 1trillion in WW2 reperations so they will stop wanting to force poland to take in refugees
>>11552501
timeline have fun with metal gear, metal gear 2 metal gear solid 3 metal gear solid peacewalker to phantom pain that's your entire weekend gone :^)
>>11552480
"Shit. I should've been a Redoran."
>>11552502
That's not looking out for someone, that's putting them in harm's way. This may be a cultural barrier between the two of us, but a "thou shall not attempt to kill an innocent person" should be a universal rule, no?
>>11552529
shit Im stupid metal gear and metal gear 2 are further in the timeline
Hey, where's water man?
>>11552547
If gas coin wins I'll do something nice for him
>>11552547
Kabuki sounds like fun! It's supposed to be fun, correct? Theater, where I come from, are usually either comedies or tragedies, so I hope this will be a comedy!
>>11552538
But you're not so innocent mon ami. After all you are here of all places.
Watch out, it's time for the feast! I set up a nice dinner table right in the middle of the arena full of your favorite dinners and deserts! (I'm pretty sure that's what happened in the movies.)
And speaking of feasts, I'm gonna go get myself a sandwich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e53q3NrX2HI
>>11552390
If you kill yourself, you'll sleep forever
>>11552583
I'm here to sell goods, not to kill. I've not touched a hair on a single person that wasn't trying to kill me.
>>11552594
I'm not very hungry, but thank you for the offer.
>>11552609
So why would you enter a game where the objective is to be the last one alive? You will eventually have to get your hands dirty.
Alright I got the sandwich.
>>11552625
>>11552640
Speak of the devil an he shall appear.
Mmmph
>>11552625
>>11552640
"To be fair, he did not touch a hair on my head. The rock did."
Well you gotta give them credit, they're all tired after NOT EATING THE FUCKTON OF FOOD I MADE THEM.
Post a picture you never get the chance to use.
>>11552681
>>11552674
Can't sleep, gotta paint, can't sleep, gotta paint...
>>11552681
>>11552625
I...I-I want to sell my things, so the best way to do that is to advertise during these games! Yeah, that's right!
>>11552640
>>11552661
>Otto stops hitting the guard's head against a rock and kneels down next to him
Hello! Would you like to buy some oil?
Okay, now i'm starting to get impatient here. Maybe you guys can start-
>Crows start cawing somewhere in the background
Oh what the shit is going on now?
>>11552707
I cannot thank you enough!
But...would you happen to have some bandages for my injuries? I don't want to leave them be. I might get an infection.
>>11552702
>between gasps for air and bouts of spitting out blood, Hlaalu Guard manages to make an offer
I...
I-i....
>He coughs and sputters, summoning the last of his strength
I can offer 20 units of raw malachite for a months supply of oil. Act now and I'll throw in a bottle of Ancient Dagoth Brandy and put in a good word with Muthsera Crassius.
>Hlaalu Guard died like he lived
>Making somewhat fair trade deals
>>11552661
Are you seriously defending the man that killed you? Wow that's pretty spineless. Are you sure you're guard material?
>>11552702
So how is caving a man's skull in, good advertisement? Sheesh even I don't go that far, I just incinerate them in a jiffy. You on the other hand...
>>11552650
It doesn't take a prophet to predict that, you know.
>>11552707
H-haha, sorry! I'm a pacifist!
Event time! The whole place is being attacked by youkai!...... What's a youkai again?
>>11552734
They're basically the ghoulies. There's a lot of them. Too many, in fact; you might start thinking they're part of a scam to get more donations in shrine boxes.
That was pretty anticlimactic.
>>11552749
Okay cool, now I get the joke.
>>11552734
So, uh. How about I do some portraits of you guys and we call it even?
>>11552722
Raw malachite? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I...s-sir?
>Otto notices the now deceased guard resting before him
Yo-you're not dead, sir! Please, don't die on me! I can't go to prison! I'm not fit for it!
>Otto violently shakes the guard, hoping to wake him up
Sir...SIR! I still don't know what raw malachite is, or dragoth brandy for that matter!
>>11552726
I wasn't using my hands, you know! I was using the drum of oil I have! Yo-you must understand that under normal circumstances I wouldn't have killed that man! This is a situation unlike any other I've been in madam, I-I mean sir!
>>11552755
Hold on now! I know I killed that man, but must you lot come near me with that malicious look in your eyes? P-Please...? I'll give you the oil for free if you leave me alone...
>>11552726
"Merchant solidarity. To trade fairly and freely is to honor the Three."
So I skipped a day of peace and Gascoigne went and became an exterminator.
>>11552770
>tfw you post a second too soon
>>11552769
>That guard is 200% dead
>Actually I suppose he'd be more like a guard captain now, since he got promoted after securing trade with the Zerg... somehow
Finally.
>>11552769
Murder is murder Otto. Looks like you're in the same boat as the rest of us. How does it feel taking another man's life?
>>11552770
Oh he traded alright. He traded blows between that rock and your head.
>>11552782
I can't stay here! I-I have to leave this place for a bit! There's no way people won't be looking for me after I went this far! I-I won't last being imprisoned!
>After scaring himself half to death, Otto rushes off somewhere far away from society, thinking he can outrun whatever authority resides in this place
>>11552795
Kys reigen
>>11552795
>Oh hi me.
>>11552800
...Aw, man. Iso's gonna kill me for this...
After getting screwed over the last time he was here Gascoigne came back to the japan game and dominated the field. Good job bud.
>>11552820
>Whoops
>>11552822
We-eell, hey, cognrats grey dude! Thanks for all that.
Bap
>>11552822
thanks and gratz, g'night hg
Tournament boy.
>>11552834
Good night, elfy.
Silas is shit! SHIT!
>>11552828
Thanks for hosting, Andre
>>11552893
>His smile and optimism: gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM5_T0eNPrQ
Roxas is Reigen
>>11552895
Mah wife
But who is Inkling
>>11552944
a squd
>>11552947
*A cute squid
Someone here knows what happened with the /bant/ fags having 2 discords and fighting?
>>11552902
Atleast your daughter is fuckable
>>11552969
>/bant/
forgot that was a thing desu
>>11552969
>/bant/
Huh?
>>11552976
>>11552985
Apparently, the oldfags are now in /bant/ (the old /b/ ones) and now they have 2 discords, but not in a friendly way.
>>11552994
>people actually made /bant/ hg a thing
lmaoing at their lives
>>11552994
I'm still here though.
>>11552942
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy
>>11552995
Is the group of the guys who made the team battle or some shit.
>>11553028
So seth.
>>11553034
I don't know names at all, is the group with the bootleg dragon ball character from tekken.
>>11553038
/b/ hg
>>11553041
No, because the /b/ fags are now other fags.
>>11553046
fuck this im going to /brg/
>>11553046
You are telling me that HG now is /b/, /bant/, /co/ and /trash/. Hold the fuck up, since when /bant/ is not /b/ anymore?
I'm confused.
>>11553025
k
>>11553053
/bant/ are the retards from late 2016 /b/. It's no rp games with no custom codes. no oldfags no nothing.
we're 2015 /b/
>>11553064
Oh hey Hikki
>>11553064
I can't kill myself, I'm AIDS
>>11553038
That's Assgore's old group before he moved here.
>>11553083
Well, they are 2 groups now. Because looks like they have some problem, kek.
HG discords are objectively cancer anyway so who cares?
>>11553108
The Plutia one is pretty chill.
>>11553025
>>11553064
>/bant/ are the retards from late 2016 /b/
The who the fuck are the fags on /b/ now?
I want to join Junkos discord
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>>11553137
I don't.
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>>11553159
u made me drop my combo fag
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So, who are the worst fags now that /b/ fags are the /bant/ fags?
>>11552439
Raine is my wife!
We should ban toxic people from our games, just like my vidyas
Here you go gas man.
Also the one from a couple of days ago.
https://pastebin.com/HXuuY27F
HGA AND OFH ARCHIVE
GET IT WHILE ITS HOT
>>11553199
What is this?
I want to dick the crazy strike witch
>>11553206
hga and ofh archive
>>11553206
an archive of the /ofh/ and /hga/ 8ch pages
>All this talk of /bant/ made me curious enough to check it
>it's somehow more cancerous than the worst parts of regular /b/ and /trash/ combined
Wew. The perfect hellhole foe these alleged jaded oldfags to wallow in
>>11553255
You just cant handle the bantz
Where is ______?
>>11553255
Isn't the regulars of /b/ (now) not cancerous compared to the late 2016 fags?
>>11553280
my food?
>>11553280
my will to live
all of my rum
my spare hdmi cable
>>11553280
My fucking bus so I can get home and play FF14 instead of lurking?
>>11553287
Inside your bottle of rum
Gone. Just like your will to live
In the closet.
>>11553199
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>11553255
More cancerous that the story of that fag who tried to get some guys wife from other group and he got friend zoned?
>>11553374
what a beta
>>11553193
I want to viciously plow mei's plump asd
>>11553385
It was some 31 years old guy using a cat as a tribute, and he wanted to get some girl that is married to some fag that used to be part of /b/ or some shit, they made memes of that.
>>11553400
fucking shit didn't know what he was getting in to
>>11553400
>31
is he a wizard
I want to fuck hiita
>>11553400
Did the cat have a gat? Cause this sounds like a gat wielding cat's kind of autism.
>>11553408
>>11553412
>>11553424
All that.
>>11553448
I bet you 5 bucks that's Grimes.
>>11553452
I doubt that, they even got his pic to make fun of him.
>>11553461
Rewind.
>>11553461
Story behind this?
>>11553461
And I thought my drunk posts were autistic. Jesus buttfucking Christ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIAqzJ7Al5A
>>11553492
>killing bots
>not venezualans
>>11553491
This is pretty much the resume.
I think the married guy is from the 2016 late fags.
>>11553391
I want to viciously plow Usotsuki's ass
>>11553492
They're probably venezualans
venezeula is so bad that literally selling gold on tunescape is their money maker, fucking infinite respawning virtual currency is more stable then veneleulas currency
>>11553504
>>11553515
fucking mislinks
>>11553518
Venezualans kill green dragons. I doubt they bot because they already get banned all the time for Real World Trading
>>11553521
maybe they tried doing this to get away from the green dragon PKers
>>11553525
Everything in OSRS is botted
>>11553515
Hell, even WoW's gold is stronger than that
>>11553528
what about PKing
how do you kill people while botting because players would outskill bots
Is it cool to host in here?
>>11553543
Funny how you mention that, not sure if they have PKing bots in OSRS since I don't really play it but in RS3 there are bot killing bots
>>11553550
neat
what about bot killing bot killing bots
>>11553550
RS should host a botting comp.
Given situation. One boss, same attack sequence. Same bot gear with fixed dps. Most hp/Fastest wins.
Or a bot pvp tournament.
Winner takes all.
Participation bonus: You get b& and sued for making bots.
>>11553549
Sure thing, buddy.
>>11553557
Yes, run by the botters
in RS3 I only know about 2 types of bots: Green dragon bots and Cursed energy bots
both have bot-pvpers that log into the spot the dragon/energy bots are, kill them, then hop to another world
>>11553561
RS3 was going to get bot auctions, where you could place auctions on the banks of banned bots
It got cancelled because Jagex did a lot of stupid shit
>>11553573
Neat
>>11553573
Now that's an epic id-
>realises wow has Black Market AH
HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANON SOLVED A CONSPIRACY
>>11553578
Yeah it's kinda funny
don't have to worry about them since my combat is too high for the bots to do anything since the wilderness level it all happens in is too low
>>11553581
never played WoW, can't really say anything about it
>tfw combat level 4 in osrs starved for cash
>go to ge
>some guy dropped 28 rune scims
>pick up half of them
ez moneyyyyyyyyyyy
Jeez, London just can't catch a break
>>11553611
>sell my slayer loot tab
>60m
neat
>>11553627
They got allahu akbared?
>>11553638
Don't be a dick Cirno
I swear there has to be a fucking alien ship outside my house with all of these noises
>>11553638
:(
I'm just happy that i logged in with around 20k and now have 200k
>>11553675
Killing monsters is the way to make money in both games, just remember that
>>11553680
i know
these funds are just for my leveling gear and future bond
>tfw combat level idk how much had like 40 hp
>get rune pickaxe
>rush the vildy lvl47
>see a faggot afking near runite ores
>both respawn
>still afk
>casually walk up mine first one
>success
>mining second one
>guy notices, rushes me
>slashing animation
>mining successful
>-43
>Dark Souls You Died.png
>he gets skulled
>respawn in Lumbry with 2 ores and pickaxe. God bless 3 item protection.
>run up to bank deposit runite
>get down to respawn place to assess local prices
>about 10 minutes later the guy spawns there without any equipment
>mfw
>>11553568
Sorry for taking so long, I had to get my shit together.
Gimme tributes, please!
>>11553714
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11553714
Lord Beerus
>>11553714
Irotsuki
>>11553714
Roxas
>>11553714
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>11553714
FYXE
>>11553714
Terry A Davis
>>11553714
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11553714
Popeye
>>11553714
Dr. Peace
>>11553714
Avenger
>>11553714
The Crazy Frog Armada
>>11553714
Fox McCloud
>>11553714
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11553714
Crendor
>>11553714
Mumen Rider
>>11553714
Ezreal
>>11553714
Big Bro
>>11553714
A panda trueno AE86
>>11553714
Shirou Kotomine
>>11553714
Cormano
>>11553714
Astolfo!
>>11553714
Submarine Hime
>>11553693
>be me
>fucking around in the desert doing a clue scroll
>suddenly see a hardcore ironman pass by
>90+ in all skills
>nice.jpg
>5 minutes later there is a broadcast of his death
>mfw
>>11553714
Takemi Tae
>>11553714
Youmu Konpaku
Hand my spot over to the cute eel!
>>11553761
>>11553763
>>11553776
Thank you, but i'm not an eel!
>>11553783
Are you sure? Let me touch you and see if I get stung or not!
>Astolfo approaches the girl with grabby hands like pincers
Check 'em while I fix something quick.
>>11553793
>Catches with lasso
>Drags away
>Locks the boy up for sexual harassment
>>11553797
Let's add some depth and definition!
>>11553714
Vault Boy
>>11553797
Hurry up! You should not let a demon wait for her chance to conquer!
>>11553797
>>11553753
>>11553775
>>11553800
Ahhhhhh, someone help! I am being forcefully dragged away against my will!
>squirms around to try freeing himself
>>11553775
>kissu
>>11553797
This is the first game of many on "The Sami Zayn Comeback Tour!" I am definitely ready to redeem myself!
>>11553797
Ready.
>>11553815
Thank yo-
>>11553827
>blocks the kissu with the side of her sword's blade.
Stay away from me you damn slut!
>>11553829
Are you trying to steal my look or something?
>>11553844
>kisses and liks the side of the blade
Aww, don't be so rude sis. You know you like me.
Sorry about that folks, my brain turned off for a second there.
>>11553797
>Drake takes a swig from her flask.
Aye. Ready.
>>11553849
Steal your look? I thought you were just a fan dressing up as me to show your appreciation! Didn't think anybody else would ever decide to dress like this.
>>11553861
Nobunaga will not let a common pirate tell her what to do! But maybe I will listen to you once. Maybe....Yes! Entering this place with these lowborn peasants is unworthy of my time for now! The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven thanks you!
>>11553864
It's kinda my thing y'know, I'm just surprised that there's someone else who wears a flat cap, I don't know the last time I saw someone else wearing that.
>>11553861
I'll be spending the night here then once I clear it of any enemies.
>Kiritsugu walks with his machine pistol trained in front of him.
>>11553850
I absolutely do not! And you're not my sister! I have no siblings!
>she quickly whipes off the blade you licked
I should have used the edge instead...
With the cowards gone, let's get the survival game going shall we?
>>11553861
>Lose in the first segment of the bloodbath
>>11553892
Looks like I'll have to take care of this by myself now that I'm alone.
>>11553892
>Kiritsugu comforts the cat by petting him.
>>11553896
You, burly brawler of low importance! Consider this the most auspicious day in your life for you have been chosen to exit the arena right behind me while inhaling the air I consumed! Now sit and relax your muscles for there will be more fights to come. Nobunaga knows this!
Poor showing by Districts 5 & 10, rest in peace and all that.
>>11553892
"...Moving on, wonder what other secrets this place holds..."
>>11553891
Nudes yet?
>>11553920
If you say so. Guess I just hope I don't lose more points for this.
A peaceful but not so quiet night for the remaining survivors. Sleep tight~
>>11553861
This place is haunted for sure. No way that it's not. There probably isn't even any loot inside.
>Ezreal sighs, despairing over his situation already.
But if it's where we have to fight, so be it.
>>11553892
Dark red. This isn't water, it's bl-
>A pair of ghoulish hands burst out from the tub and grab hold of Ezreal, pulling him inside. He struggles against its grip but fails to break free, eventually drowning in the blood-soaked tub.
>>11553891
Stop being so edgy sis. You know I'm right.
>>11553927
Here you go. Just be careful around my lil sis. She is a bit different.
>>11553939
NOT IMPORTANT! You will gain back what you lost and you will use force if need be. Nothing worth in life is gained the easy way. I could amaze you with grand stories of my conquests and you will know exactly what I mean!
>>11553948
what the fuck i dont want them from u i want from youmu
dont sexualize the touhous
>>11553939
>>11553951
Who dimmed the light? Nobunaga demands a clear vision!
>>11553892
...Yeah. I'm okay with this.
>>11553941
>Scrawny little Iro sure has a pair of lungs on her, enough to wake the half-dead.
Hats off to Mumen Rider, but I don't give out medals for courage in this game.
....You'd be walking right into that one Fyxe, it's too easy for me.
>>11553961
If this is another illusion, it's a cruel one.
>>11553927
Never will there be any! Go ask the bimbo impersonater for her nudes and leave me alone!
>>11553941
Son of a-!
>>11553958
>>11553961
Sounds like a rough morning..
>>11553980
okokok, but where could I find them if I was looking for them which I'm not.
Piano-2
Tributes-0
Discuss
>>11553961
Very funny... But the thing I saw was black, not orange
>>11554002
Yup... This is what I sa-
>>11554002
Sorry, but the spoopiness levels here are off the charts!
>>11553981
...Now why would you go and do that?
>>11554013
im sorry mom you are just too pretty
>>11553948
I'm not your sis! And you're not right! Put a damn shirt on already!
>>11553956
Did you just contradict yourself? And stop wanting what you will not get!
>>11554019
but i really want it....
>>11554006
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to trulyappreciatethe depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epicFathers and SonsI'm smirking right now justimaginingone of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how Ipitythem. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
>>11554002
Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
>>11554006
>*insert pasta here*
>>11553994
In Hell. Shall I send you there personally?
>>11554006
Hugboxers acting smug towards hugboxers.
I like the fact it uses a K-ON character for the final message. As if moeshit (japanese escapism of the worst caliber) was any better than pseudo-intellectual cartoons
>>11554033
I wouldn't like that very much.
alright so
your ava can fuck one (1) person
who is it and why
>>11554030
SHOW YA MOVES
>>11554016
...What. Now I'm not the most memorable person sometimes but I'm pre-tty sure I aint no mom.
>Also I'm saving that thanks
>>11554032
So uuuh...who else in the closet right now?
>>11554032
Just don't try any funny business.
>>11554047
CAHM OHN!
>>11554048
I'm pretty sure you are cute and cuter without color.
>>11554019
Only if you promise me you'll behave. Mom would be sad if she saw you acting like this.
>>11554032
Foxes are good comforting pets
>>11554046
Me irl
I'm lonely
>>11554055
Now that's just silly. You need some VIBRANCY in life, not greyscale!
How many tributes are left anyways?
>>11554063
I need cute. CUTE!
>>11554046
Well, uh- heh... It's kind of embarrassing to talk about.
>>11554065
Ten, I think.
>>11554068
say no more senpai i completely understand
if i wanted to fuck star i wouldn't say it openly either
>>11554041
Then stop asking to be sent there.
>>11554059
We're not siblings! And why are you taking more clothes off?!
Probably less I think.
>>11554076
Just deliver me the goods from that place and I will be on my way.
>>11554069
Eleven. Missed Davis.
>>11554076
Oh you're right. I forgot we're the same person. I just call you little sis cause you know you're
>points at her own chest
Flat.
>>11554066
What, my resting point not good enough for ya?
>>11554100
...Yep. That looks like a good thing to investigate.
I'll be back youmu and cute
please stay with me
>>11554091
You're not me either! Dressing up as another person does not make you them. You need to see someone about that faulty brain of yours.
>she notices where you point at
you... you're also bigger than me.
>>11554100
Thank you for the game
Feast Time.
Kundalini
>>11554112
It's good we sorted that out lil sis. Do you have any plans for today?
>>11554117
Yeah no problem.
Oh and we got a winner here.
>>11554118
Don't tell me that was a fatal event.
>>11554118
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
>>11554134
Damn I'm more tired than I thought....
>>11554142
...Wait, we're the final whatnow? WaitwaitwaitICHANGEDMYMIN-
>>11554075
Why are people so openly lewd about star
>>11554124
Yes. And they involve stapling some damn clothes to your body if you don't stop taking them off!
Holy
>>11554171
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>11554165
Aww you're so cute when you're angry. I just can't stay angry with you
Fucking
@$%^&*
>>11554171
I guess Dr. Peace's victims are now...
Resting in Peace.
>>11554183
Just where do you buy your clothing? Tramps r Us?
>>11554195
Get out.
>>11554138
>>11554142
>
>>11554189
Thanks for the game.
>>11554195
Don't
>>11554181
Yeah no problem. Sorry for the shit game but it's been a while and I'm still half asleep. I'll try later but thanks for playing.
>>11554196
At least I don't look a weed loving nun who's about to get molested by some priests.
>>11554209
I look nothing like that! This is proper attire for a girl that doesn't whore herself out!
>>11554171
Welp. Good work? Thanks.
>>11554189
Ehe...road to zero...
>Iro
>>11554223
That's why you're a gardener in some the void while I'm having fun enjoying life's pleasures.