HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/6ia71rCO55E
>>11518847
NOPE, WRONG THEME
https://youtu.be/X70EY0lrLPY
>>11518847
MY NIGGA
>>11518847
>>11518893
>Hugs this one again
>>11518902
>>11518847
>"What the fuck is this? Why the sky is so purple? Meh, who cares. i'm going to bed soon so I can forget this crappy day"
>>11518934
>massages your feet
>>11518934
>>11518941
>Kicks your hands
W-WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
>>11518847
Finally you chose a good theme, good job anon.
>>11518941
Nice rp.
>>11518934
>
>>11518847
>Natani goes through her remaining crystals, estimating what she'll need.
>One crystal a day to keep herself from going comatose, for the next two weeks, that means fourteen
>two crystals to make the purse for Fyxe
>and then five to enchant the gem...
>twenty one crystals, and she has twenty two
>there's no room for error here.
>>11518934
>Natani looks up as the girl passes by, then focuses back on her magic.
>having already procured some simple cloth for this, it's just a matter of enchanting it.
>She's done this several times in the past, it should be no big deal, unless someone interupts her..
First 24/36
>>1151893
>going to bed
Night.
>>11518981
Raine Sage
>>11518855
>this spawns a lengthy debate as to whether or not bite the dust still activates the temporal loop if the bomb failed to kill its target because I can't remember anything like that happening
>eventually it's decided by unanimous decision that I won the debate
>writes dead and you die
easiest win of my life
>>11518981
Cara Delevingne
>>11518981
Geese Thompson
>>11518981
Julia Douglas
>>11518981
Da Keng en da Norff
>>11518981
Drake
>>11518981
Mikudayo
>>11518981
Build
>>11518981
Mixmaster
>Captcha: Avenida avenue
>>11518981
Shikyoh
>>11518981
Irotsuki
>>11518981
Mei
>>11518981
Gascoigne
>>11518981
Marshall Jack Craddock
>>11518981
Starfire
>>11518981
Ink Boss
>>11518981
Kent Brockman
>>11518981
Tyler, The Creator
>>11518981
Lum!
>>11518981
Lusamine
>>11518981
Ezreal
>>11518981
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11518981
Ash Crimson
>>11519000
>attempts to brutally mouthfuck
>>11518981
Beowulf
>>11518981
Preston Garvey
>>11518981
Agent 4
>>11518981
Hackerman
>>11518981
Temmie
EXPAND DONG
>>11518981
WHY NOON
>>11518981
Roxas
>>11518981
Zer0
>>11518981
Sheeple
>>11518981
Star Butterfly
>>11518981
only a ball
>>11518810 (Anon)
No.
>>11518861 (Starfire)
In my line of work,
you must go big, or go home.
No room for failure.
>>11518989
>the answer is no, because if that was the case, then the concept of bites the dust would be null because hayato would still be dead and kira would not be a happy man
>before you kill me, time rewinds AGAIN due to araki plot armor bullshittery
Yare Yare...........
(I-Im going to sleep. Goodnight)
>>11518956
>"Wait a second, isn't that the popular internet idol? Her head seems a bit off... but she looks like her. OH FUCK, if i'm bad at talking to people then HOW THE FUCK I'M GOING TO TALK TO A CELEBRITY?!"
>>11518972
>"Why are they looking at me? A-Am I doing a weird face while thinking?"
>>11518974
>"HOLY FUCK, A WEREWOLF. RUUUUUUUUUN"
>Tomoko runs away, avoiding to meet the "werewolf". Even if it looked friendly, she wanted to home without being hurt.
Reminder that Assgore wants Futatsuki to cum on Zer0's mask.
>>11519098
OHHH! I get it...you must be a professional winner, correct? I did not think that was a line of work, but I have many things to learn about this culture so this is but another thing that I have just learned.
>>11519100
wait post your discord so I can send you this
>>11519100
>She leans in closer and closer and closer, until she whispers....
...Imma gonna draw you.
>
Reminder that Roxas wants Fyxe's puss puss
>>11518981
Araragi Karen
I'm having trouble picking a code, so why don't you guys do it.
http://poal.me/2pmvai
>>11519120
(im going to check tommorow, but here: Mirabelle (red)#7483 )
>>11519099
>epic reveal: maxwell had also written "hypersonic" in his notebook earlier and could write faster than the speed of kosaku revealing his true identity
>maxwell had been merely playing with his prey the entire time as a sick joke to torment the man
>knowing all future outcomes thanks to writing "prophetic" maxwell uses this knowledge to torture kosaku for a billion gajillion years by writing "immortal agonised kosaku" in his notebook
ha gottem
>>11519148
okie dokie
sleep tight
>>11519145
Use one of the new /co/des
6mb4WG9E
>>11519118
A professional
always wins at what he does.
For me, it's killing.
>>11519145
6OdsiySb
I will be hosting after Eric Andre in celebration of the Cleveland Indians winning 20 games in a row.
>>11519190
>>11519190
I have to apologize. I thought your games were the absolute worst, but Mitsuki proved me wrong by hosting hers.
>>11519171
I like the looks of this one. How about this, I'll do this one tonight and then I'll do the voted one tomorrow.
>>11519190
You could go first, if you want it bad enough.
Astolfo
>male
>>11519210
Just host.
>>11519207
don't talk about my goddess ever again
>>11519210
do that code tonight and the voted tomorrow
we got a good order going lets not waste time going and forth
>>11519207
STOP SHITPOSTING MY GODDESS OR FUCKING ELSE BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2TUN7ijqqk
>>11519215
>female
FTFY
>>11519179
OH! So you are an Assassin then? That makes much more of the sense...bu-but I think I would prefer a professional winner, no offense of course, I am sure you are very good at what you do, but it is an occupation that I am morally against, and if I see you do anything of the sort I will have to stop you.
>>11519224
No.
>>11518981
Gudako
>>11519154
>unbeknownst to you, the little shitstain kosaku calls hayato was observing the whole time, intending to collect the fight as evidence that his dad is not his dad or some metaphor shit like that
>as kosaku goes through the experience of being kinkshamed over and over again, he notices hayato, deactivates maxwell's bites the dust, and places it on hayato
>epitaph doesn't have shit on kosaku's bullshit luck
DAI
SAN
NO
BA
KU
DAN
https://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
Reminder that if you aren't on here, you're a literally who
>>11518981
Olga Marie Animusphere
>>11519207
Take that back you asshole, Mitsuki games are good.
>>11519246
FINALLY THE WULF HAS COME BACK TO THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW!
>>11519246
Oh...
>>11519246
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11519229
>The assassin suddenly slaps his hand against the front of his helmet. It squeaks down and off it as his helmet itself suddenly beams out the following emoticon in bright red light: "-_-".
Look where you are.
>>11519246
Begin.
>>11519244
>3 different avas on there.
>Nice.
>>11519246
tem bodE is redy!
>>11519246
I guess.
Yes. Lets begin.
>>11519246
>>11519060
>>11519251
>>11519246
Oh, is this some kind of talk show? No matter, let's go!
>>11519246
Aye, a few proven compatriots in my crew. Ready to set sail you two?
>Drake leans on the wheel of her ship, watching her district partners
>>11519246
It looks most acceptable.
>>11519270
>The girl pauses for a moment...before an embarrassed streak of red crosses her face. The girl let out a sheepish little laugh. She felt like an idiot, that much was for sure, she's just gotta reword that a bit.
I-I mean outside of the arena of death and killing and of course
>>11519246
>>11519028
>>11519245
>I'm just gonna go to bed now
>>11519232
>Don't touch ritsuka for almost two hours now
>some fag wants to steal her from my new ava box
Can you back off other ritsuka? I know I haven't touched her yet, but I feel a lot better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>11519277
Appreciate it, kid.
>>11519237
>writes "immune"
>literally immune to everything now and ignores whatever the heck is going on between "father" and "son" and bites the dust shenanigans
tada
>>11519270
Reminder that anything above eggman-kun doesn't count.
>>11519282
Ju-Just remove that last and, that isn't supposed to be there.
I really wish 4chan had an edit function, holy shit.
>>11519246
Redongo bongo too
I'm redongo bongo to kill myself lol
>>11519269
>>11519304
>>11519313
Redongo bongokillyourself
>>11519246
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11519246
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11519292
>>11519294
>kosaku goes back in time but maxwell doesn't because he's immune to everything
>the butterfly effect ensures that you're wiped from existence
Gureto desu yo... koitsu wa!
>>11519246
Ready steady, Freddy.
no raine
you cannot
im done
Alright then, swaps are done, let's get this show on the road.
Why are all of you freaks talking about bongos?
>>11519244
Darn.
>>11519277
>>11519287
Gotcha.
>>11519282
>The assassin shrugs.
What happens, happens.
If I am paid the right price,
I must kill for it.
>>11519295
>I'm aware, but HG still holds the #1 spot either way. And still got 2 avas there.
>>11519361
>Zer0 sits. What enthralling RP.
Lum..................................................................
>>11519361
I'll just say she's selling! PERFECT!
>>11519361
Hah! Can't believe that worked, I'll see you two later.
>Drake wanders the building, looking for some sort of scary movie or a bar.
>>11519352
>is also immune to the butterfly effect
>instead a new reality is created where maxwell is the victor
>maxwell uses his sister's teleportation globe to teleport back into reality #1 and surprise kosaku
i have returned
>>11519287
oh hey thanks
>>11519364
I understand that...but outside of the Death Arena, I cannot allow it.
Do not take it personally; just like killing is what you do for living, saving lives is what I do for a living, so we directly interfere with one another.
>>11519361
>Ezreal picks up a seat from the ground and walks out of the establishment.
>>11519361
Sooooo...this is a play, right? Anyone bring some snacks?
>>11519361
Aren't we all of age? Why do we need to sneak in? And there is no way I'm letting anyone get on my shoulders..
>>11519361
>Geese tries to practice his lines, but none of them seem to rhyme, so he changes the script in some ways so he could keep his gimmick of rhyming
Sorry, but I cannot stop. Don't try and change my lines, or I'll beat you with a heavy prop.
>>11519291
Oooooooh Master! Master! Can I borrow some of your clothes?
Dammit, that aroused gorilla is stealing my bit!
>>11519383
NANI
>kosaku is spooked so badly that he has a heart attack
>not just any heart attack
>a SHIA HATA-TAKKU
>Sheer Heart Attack comes and is now attached to maxwell, meaning that he cannot come next to kosaku if he wants to win
you should have stayed in your own universe..............FAKER
>>11519374
>>11519409
>>11519389
We can coexist.
Just don't be around me when
I kill a bounty.
>>11519409
Oy, gov'na chavvy,
wanna git some fish n'chips
down by the trolley?
>>11519244
Is it me or a fuckton of those reposts are HG related?
Gureto desu yo, koitsu wa?
>>11519409
I wanna call that guy Slap Fatcheeks.
>>11519409
>Geese stumbles on the stage like how a drunkard would, and he's holding a half-empty beer bottle in his hand. After a few steps, he holds the bottle up to his beak, and the alcohol begins to spill all over his mask, clothes and floor.
Drinks are on me! Yes, it's all free!
>He says, while slurring his words.
>>11519409
>Ezreal's poor performance results in him being boo'd and pelted with rotten tomatoes. As he clears his throat and attempts to deliver a better performance, he is immediately met with more booing and some strange mascot character climbing onto the stage.
Hey, look, I know it's bad but - ow!
>Ezreal recoils away from the mascot, who had started to beat the shit outta him. It doesn't relent, instead chasing him down and continuing to assault him.
Ow, quit it! Shit! Get off of me!
>>11519409
Well any value there was in that isn't there anymore... damn.
>Drake tosses the tuba out, frowning before wandering around backstage.
Dammit, I was rooting for the soccer ball.
>>11519424
Master raaaaaace.
>>11519424
should of seen when that repost image was literally just hg entries
Breaking news: Local news anchor dead! More at 11.
>>11519414
>although the bomb's range is impressive, maxwell's range is literally infinite
>he teleports into an entirely different universe and writes "dead kosaku"
attach yourself to the die world b*****tch
>>11519439
Nice tits
>>11519404
Yes.
>>11519424
We're really good at unoriginal posts.
>>11519462
>The assassin smiles like a lunatic as he does and obnoxiously sounds out every hit: ":D".
Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap.
Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap.
Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap.
>>11519462
Thanks preston, my plan to have her killed and look like part of the play worked
... You can stop stabbing me now.
>>11519462
>Drake, having no idea what this song is, just fakes her way though, the alcohol in her blood powering up her singing voice
>>11519462
...Why am I the one riding on the back? When do I get to start fighting?
>>11519421
Is that truly coexistence though? You are correct, there is nothing wrong with that...but if we do happen to meet out in the real world, I am afraid i cannot offer you mercy, much as I know you would not either.
Let us pray we do not meet in those sorts of situations.
>>11519463
>meanwhile, in that same, exact universe, a young man with four testicles by the name of Josuke Higashikata is fucking around with his friend Joshuu Higashikata and using their Stands for some comfy shenanigans
>Josuke's bubble steals the immunity from the boy, allowing kosaku to get off scott free and fuck a few more hands before his Josuke comes and fucks him up
you're comparing yourself to me? ha! you're not even good enough to be my fake
Go get em Tyler, this is the role you were born for!
>>11519478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yOF6Mbvjw0
>>11519467
Thank you Master, you're the best! I'll get changed now!
>Astolfo begins to strip, starting with his shirt first
>>11519502
>The assassin thinks about what Starfire had said for several seconds before nodding.
Let's.
>>11519508
>The assassin realizes his mistake when he looks at the audition posters again after he gets off the stage and realizes it says it was a part for a woman: ">_<".
Damn.
>>11519512
>Uh...
>>11519508
Yeah, I need to see the owner of this place? It's about time I just got the cash and dipped.
>Drake waits patiently at the front desk next to the ticketer, sipping on the contents of her flask
Well, these guys certainly didn't get what they wanted this game. Unless they wanted to die, so I guess one of them could've gotten something good out of this.
>>11519516
>plays with a fidget spinner while you;re get naked
Shouldn't you get changed somewhere private?
>>11519462
So, a theatre huh? Kind of a strange place to host an arena. I guess you could do some things with the stage lights...the props, I bet there are real weapons hidden amongst them...you know, you're acting out a scene with a prop gun and fire it, only for it to shoot a real bullet? Yeah.
>Ezreal fidgets in his seat, feeling a bit uncomfortable as he fails to drum up any meaningful conversation.
Y-yeah? Right? Totally weird.
>>11519508
>Ezreal reads his script.
>"and then they go out on the stage and have a massive sex scene, everybody does the big cums its really hot lol"
>Ezreal tears his script into two.
Just garbage.
>>11519531
Is that your only response, you motherfucking goat faggot?
>>11519506
>maxwell wins the fight by virtue of having some other guy fuck kosaku up in his place
niceeeeeee
Ladies and gentlemen we have another musical guest for you tonight, give it for Roxas as he will be preformin- OH JESUS SOMEBODY'S COMING FROM THE RAFTERS!
>>11519506
>>11519555
Can you two just hatefuck already?
>>11519559
>>11519540
>>11519516
>>11519467
>>11519404
>>11519291
Can someone catalog this rp for me? It's really good.
>>11519531
>A smile crosses the Tamaranean face. She nods as well before firmly grasping one of Zer0s hands and firmly shaking it.
Then it is settled! We shall be buddies of the buddy here, but if we ever run into each other anywhere else, we shall be enemies.
I believe they call this, being "Friendenemies."
>>11519559
>The drunk pirate doesn't know the meaning of "restrain\t" as she parties on stage, those watching believing her to just be a bad actor when she's really just enjoying herself.
>>11519559
wowEE how conveneeNt!
>>11519579
t. drake
>>11519582
BIG
FAT
PIRATE
TATS
>>11519586
Fuck off Josh.
>>11519555
>Jo4uke fucks up kosaku, but he does not give a single fuck as even as he dies he becomes a cool-ass ghost mercanary while maxwell stays a child
>btw this is canon read deadman's questions
i win
>>11519573
If there's no hands, I refuse to have intercourse with that "thing".
>>11519559
>>11519575
Good fighting. Keep it up.
>Ezreal says, spectating the fight from the theatre seats with popcorn in hand.
Hope you die...
>He whispers under his breathe.
>>11519549
>Just wondering why you linked it to me. Opinion?
>>11519559
>If tickle-bumps are what they are presumed to be, Zer0 rolls on the ground, howling in forced laughter: ":D".
Please stop.
>>11519580
>Zer0 is shaken by the firm handshake, catching him off-guard. This girl appears to be stronger than he thought.
There's another word.
Shorten it to "frenemies."
Does that sound better?
>>11519586
>>11519599
>>11519601
Please.
>>11519573
dude
>>11519597
no i won
the end
fin
I thought you said that she was house trained! Eegh, somebody get Tyler out here so he can create a clean stage for me.
>>11519613
>Matt stumbles out of the bar and into the thread.
How goes the killin'?
>>11519613
...hic... maybe this show type business... ain't so bad after all... if I get to dress like this...
>>11519629
>>11519611
>beyond the grave, kosaku fixes his tie and points to the sky like that one reaction image with doctor what in it
no i won, and i can confirm it because of one thing
Raine?
>>11519643
fucking jotaro
>>11519601
Frenemies...yes that sounds much better! We shall be "Frenemies"! I truly do like the sound of that!
>Starfire proceeded to roughly shake Zer0s hand a couple more times before finally returning her hands to her sides.
it is very catchy.
>>11519607
>It's pretty alright. To me, it weirdly varies between modern hard rock, nu-metal, and melodeath, but not jarringly enough that it's displeasing. Never a big fan of make-up though, ever. Dunno why. Even with King Diamond and the whole corpse paint brigade after him.
>>11519613
>He just stabs a bunch of scenery with his sword until it's all in pieces.
>>11519601
There is
Goddamit, hold together internet.
>>11519629
Pretty good I guess.
>>11519603
>The stage darkens with the sole light being shined upon the horrific Miku thing. It gives her a sort of menacing look that would strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest men. The malice that was revealed in her glassy, lifeless eyes...spoOOoooOOky. Even more terrifying was how easily she felled the tentacled beast, suggesting that a great power lay dormant within this thing. or something like that idk
Uh...you didn't hear me, did you?
>>11519656
Man I couldn't write out a detailed review like that if my life depended on it
I'm you but weaker
Fuck you asgore
At least it's not raining.
>>11519671
>drinks from
>>11519540
Oh? That is correct, Master! But you must come with to watch over me! And tell me what looks good! I'll be quick!
>With his bra half off the boy drags his master somewhere private
>>11519669
>>11519639
Nice
>>11519668
Double nice
>>11519613
Oh, man, sis is gonna kill me!
>>11519678
>Man I'm actually dead, and there's not even any events involving the ghost tributes? Dangit, /co/des
>>11519643
>writes "mute"
the weak have no voice
Yeesh, it's starting to look like a medical ward in here.
>>11519665
>...There is what?
>>11519670
>That is nowhere near detailed, just a total first impression.
>>11519678
>Zer0 just cannot believe the director has the gall to ask him, of all people, to monologue about how someone else besides him is going to win. He does it, however, in total Zer0 fashion.
An electric girl,
wearing black and yellow stripes,
will win this battle.
Her ocean-green hair
will flutter behind her as
she claims her trophy.
Hand held with Darling's,
she will bask in the glory
in her victory.
Thus, the prophecy.
The one who will stand above...
by the name of "Lum."
Here, let me lighten the mood a little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XpiKlz7C0
>>11519714
Nice haiku idiot it's 5,7,5 not 577575757575757
>>11519706
>How the tiny creature could pull Zer0 up is beyond him, but after speaking with Starfire, he's not surprised at strength from unexpected tributes. Besides, he's just grateful to have not fallen into the orchestra pit or something.
Thank you.
>>11519730
You have miscounted.
It is four pairs of haikus.
Just see for yourself.
>>11519678
Wow. What an unpleasant experience.
>>11519687
>Ezreal scoots back in his seat as the Miku comes close, her massive, blocky head taking up his entire field of vision. He tries to discern her intent from her eyes, but there's just nothing in them. No signs of life.
Look, you already beat me up once. Can't you just do me something good and drop this act?
>>11519706
A what accent?
>>11519702
>kosaku communicates through his stand using a series of voices, explosions, and clicks, the message reading a little bit like this
T...O...B...E...C...O...N...T...I...N...U...E...D...
><==To=Be=Continued====
>david productions then scraps this storyline and goes back to showing kosaku fucking around with elizabeth
>kosaku wins, BEEEEEEEEEEETCH
>>11519747
yare fuckin yare
>>11519743
I'm surprised you even know Huey Lewis in the first place, future boy.
>>11519747
>forgetting your image twice
i so clearly won this
there is not a single ava that could beat me
>>11519740
Pairs?
Well I guess since Raine isn't here... I'll just go to bed.
Night.
>>11519779
Night HGAnon
>>11519655
>Zer0 looks down at his hand to make sure it isn't broken before starting to speak as his head moves up to look at the girl.
I guess.
>>11519760
>Well, there's the "enemies" half of "frenemies" coming into play as Zer0 chops both Starfire and a random bystander clean in half with a comically oversized Viking axe.
No hard feelings?
>>11519775
>Me no think too good at 2 am.
>>11519779
Kill yourself ERP cancer.
>>11519767
you talk shit about winning a fight but i get twice as much handpussy than you do
scratch that, you don't even get any so this is clearly an unfair comparison
Well Tyler's dead, who are we going to get to clean this mess up?
>Muh settlements lol
Eh, good enough. Go get em tiger.
>>11519817
>>11519817
>What can Zer0 say? It was in the script.
>>11519758
>Ezreal frowned as the Miku waved her arm around. It was unclear what she was trying to do - was she trying to negotiate peace by offering him a handshake, or just trying to slap him silly? Thinking it's the former, Ezreal extends a cautionary hand towards the Miku.
So we're good?
>>11519760
>Ezreal teleports away from Star and up into the catwalk, easily avoiding her charge.
C'mon kid. You're going to have to better than that!
>>11519779
Good night, person.
>>11519817
>The ghost of Irotsuki tries her best to harass people as her job is supposed to be
>Unfortunately she is neither in the game nor do the ghosts show up leaving her completely useless
>>11519838
>Pets the cute Pirate doggo
>>11519843
>>11519809
i don't think you understand the concept of having a notebook that lets you do anything
>>11519760
>>11519794
Precisely! We shall be the best of Frenemies! And since you just cut me in half with an Axe of the vikings, I think we are already pretty good in that regard.
So..... How was your week?
>>11519803
I just wanted to give him his card since he asked for one. It's the only reason I stayed up.
Clearly you're both far too under-leveled for this mission, go get some better equipment and try again later.
Do I sound nerdy enough for this joke?
>>11519860
i don't think you understand the concept of having a big dick and good looks you manlet
>>11519877
>Iro is kinda just there for the boss fight, floating around listlessly and occasionally going "boo" in a bored tone, distracting the duo
>>11519859
>Ezreal slowly rises from his seat, still shaking the Miku's hand. He releases his hold once he's sure she won't try to attack him, although with this freaky thing nothing would ever be for certain.
I'm glad we could make amends.
>>11519877
Further down the rankings I go. What a world...
SHEER HEARTO ATTACK
>>11519879
>writes "understand the concept of having a big dick and good looks maxwell"
>suddenly understands the concept of having a big dick and good looks
yeah it's alright
>>11519861
We may be good there,
but that's only half of it:
the enemy half.
Since that has happened,
does the friend part activate?
Just how does that work?
>>11519864
>So far, really fucking shitty.
>>11519877
>The assassin just uses his sword to whack the balls around with the Overwatch characters, occasionally accidentally cutting one with the blade.
Oops.
>>11519864
Absolute dogshit. Hating life right now, thanks for asking.
>>11519910
Uhhh nice try but that doesn't work in the notebook
>>11519779
goodnight my beautiful anon wife
Here, let me lighten the mood a little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XpiKlz7C0
>>11519714
Nice haiku idiot it's 5,7,5 not 577575757575757
>>11519706
>How the tiny creature could pull Zer0 up is beyond him, but after speaking with Starfire, he's not surprised at strength from unexpected tributes. Besides, he's just grateful to have not fallen into the orchestra pit or something.
Thank you.
>>11519730
You have miscounted.
It is four pairs of haikus.
Just see for yourself.
>>11519678
Wow. What an unpleasant experience.
>>11519687
>Ezreal scoots back in his seat as the Miku comes close, her massive, blocky head taking up his entire field of vision. He tries to discern her intent from her eyes, but there's just nothing in them. No signs of life.
Look, you already beat me up once. Can't you just do me something good and drop this act?
>>11519706
A what accent?
>>11519702
>kosaku communicates through his stand using a series of voices, explosions, and clicks, the message reading a little bit like this
T...O...B...E...C...O...N...T...I...N...U...E...D...
><==To=Be=Continued====
>david productions then scraps this storyline and goes back to showing kosaku fucking around with elizabeth
>kosaku wins, BEEEEEEEEEEETCH
>>11519747
yare fuckin yare
>>11519743
I'm surprised you even know Huey Lewis in the first place, future boy.
>>11519747
>forgetting your image twice
i so clearly won this
there is not a single ava that could beat me
>>11519740
Pairs?
Well I guess since Raine isn't here... I'll just go to bed.
Night.
>>11519779
Night HGAnon
>>11519655
>Zer0 looks down at his hand to make sure it isn't broken before starting to speak as his head moves up to look at the girl.
I guess.
>>11519760
>Well, there's the "enemies" half of "frenemies" coming into play as Zer0 chops both Starfire and a random bystander clean in half with a comically oversized Viking axe.
No hard feelings?
>>11519775
>Me no think too good at 2 am.
>>11519779
Kill yourself ERP cancer.
>>11519767
you talk shit about winning a fight but i get twice as much handpussy than you do
scratch that, you don't even get any so this is clearly an unfair comparison
Well Tyler's dead, who are we going to get to clean this mess up?
>Muh settlements lol
Eh, good enough. Go get em tiger.
>>11519817
>>11519817
>What can Zer0 say? It was in the script.
>>11519758
>Ezreal frowned as the Miku waved her arm around. It was unclear what she was trying to do - was she trying to negotiate peace by offering him a handshake, or just trying to slap him silly? Thinking it's the former, Ezreal extends a cautionary hand towards the Miku.
So we're good?
>>11519760
>Ezreal teleports away from Star and up into the catwalk, easily avoiding her charge.
C'mon kid. You're going to have to better than that!
>>11519779
Good night, person.
>>11519817
>The ghost of Irotsuki tries her best to harass people as her job is supposed to be
>Unfortunately she is neither in the game nor do the ghosts show up leaving her completely useless
>>11519838
>Pets the cute Pirate doggo
>>11519843
>>11519809
i don't think you understand the concept of having a notebook that lets you do anything
>>11519760
>>11519794
Precisely! We shall be the best of Frenemies! And since you just cut me in half with an Axe of the vikings, I think we are already pretty good in that regard.
So..... How was your week?
>>11519803
I just wanted to give him his card since he asked for one. It's the only reason I stayed up.
Clearly you're both far too under-leveled for this mission, go get some better equipment and try again later.
Do I sound nerdy enough for this joke?
>>11519860
i don't think you understand the concept of having a big dick and good looks you manlet
>>11519877
>Iro is kinda just there for the boss fight, floating around listlessly and occasionally going "boo" in a bored tone, distracting the duo
>>11519859
>Ezreal slowly rises from his seat, still shaking the Miku's hand. He releases his hold once he's sure she won't try to attack him, although with this freaky thing nothing would ever be for certain.
I'm glad we could make amends.
>>11519877
Further down the rankings I go. What a world...
SHEER HEARTO ATTACK
>>11519879
>writes "understand the concept of having a big dick and good looks maxwell"
>suddenly understands the concept of having a big dick and good looks
yeah it's alright
>>11519861
We may be good there,
but that's only half of it:
the enemy half.
Since that has happened,
does the friend part activate?
Just how does that work?
>>11519864
>So far, really fucking shitty.
>>11519877
>The assassin just uses his sword to whack the balls around with the Overwatch characters, occasionally accidentally cutting one with the blade.
Oops.
>>11519864
Absolute dogshit. Hating life right now, thanks for asking.
>>11519910
Uhhh nice try but that doesn't work in the notebook
>>11519779
goodnight my beautiful anon wife
I'm not sure if he wast trying to be caught there Kosaku.
>>11519915
Do you wanna talk about it?
>>11519924
>The assassin throws a tomato at the loser of the croquet game.
Boo.
>>11519864
>Barely tolerable, but tolerable.
>>11519924
As a professional spectral painter, I gotta point out that blood is horrible paint in the long term.
>>11519910
as an english major, it's "understanding the concept of having a big dick and good looks maxwell" you pom
and now that you understand it, check mine out
>Even captcha is telling me to get back onto the treadmill
I'm trying, jeez.
>>11519911
>>11519915
Ooh, you guys can be shitty week friends!
>>11520136
>Kuga
>>11520090
Seth
>>11520139
These events are honestly unRPable
>>11520141
>>11520123
You've got it all wrong, I'm not a thot, I'm a thought.
A good thought.
>>11520052
yes it is
>>11520057
>writes "stfu anon" in notebook
>anon stfus
final victory
>>11520157
hey moron
i was typing the whole time
>>11520138
NO
>>11520142
who tf is kuga
>>11520156
Shut the fuck up Shion.
>>11520123
>You fucking know I am.
>>11520141
Yep. Coupla ghosts showed up, spooked me the bejeesus outta me, and told me to get working after I came back. I don't even wanna question it honestly.
>She grins a little sheepishly
Honestly? Just the right place, wrong time. I was taking turns trying to mess with everyone.
>>11520164
you
>>11520151
That may be true, but at least we have a nice little snack break over here.
>>11520102
>Starfire looks through the list of movies...not quite knowing which one to pick. Oh god there were so many good looking ones.
Umm...How about I.T? It seems quite good...although I am not quite sure an I.T man chasing around children would be very scary.
>>11520164
SQUID
IS
A
THOT
>>11520166
>>11520161
>writes "busted" on your keyboard
>you stop typing
any guy that replies to this is not that anon, as i have achieved final victory over that anon
Can we just go back to calling them sluts now
>>11520173
i really don't know who kuga is though
>>11520176
We'll find out.
>Zer0 takes the movie pamphlet back and pockets it. He looks back up at Starfire, still smiling.
Shall we go?
>>11520189
This. Thot is a fucking gay ass meme, desu
>>11520157
you have me there, so let me try and fix what i just said
it's not my fault you can't speak english you delinquent piece of CRAP
>>11520187
>you didn't specify what definition
>raid or search (premises where illegal activity is suspected).
>my keyboard is proved innocent in court
THIS IS A MATCH FOR THE AGES, WHO'S GOING TO COME OUT AS THE QUIETEST COMPETITOR IN THE ERICWF!?
BAH GAWD HANNIBAL.
>>11520185
Her eyebrows sink lower and lower with each frame.
>>11520194
Of course!
>Starfire flashes the robutt Assassin two thumbs up. She was ready to see the movie she was probably incredibly wrong about.
We shall! It will be the most wonderful of bonding exercises.
I'm running out of material here guys.
BEGONE THOTS
>>11520222
TRIPS CONFIIIIIIIIRM
>>11520202
Welcome to the spooky side, pirate lady.
...More boring than you'd expect.
>>11520211
Indeed.
>Zer0 takes Starfire's hand and starts leading her off in the general direction of the movie theater, wherever it may be.
At this point I'm pretty sure this is just some dude pretending to be a robot.
stfu lum
>>11520153
>And now she was dancing to further add to her humiliation of Ezreal. He had been beaten by this thing earlier, and now she was tricking him with false promises of peace. It drove Ezreal over the edge. He charged at the Miku and pushed her with all of his strength, hoping to knock her to the floor.
>>11520169
>Iro's words did little to placate Ezreal. He just imagined himself falling further and further down the rankings, a place that didn't accurately reflect the amount of skill Ezreal believed himself to possess. An explorer like him deserved a spot within the top ten, or so were his thoughts.
Mhm.
>And so he gave Iro not even a word in response, just a mumbled sound.
Okay, this is getting a little repetitive.
>>11520249
begone toph?
>toph will never return
>>11520196
the fact remains that you are just grasping at straws for i have proven in full that my ava could easily kill literally anyone here
it is simple facts
>>11520200
>you go broke after losing all your money trying to defend your keyboard in the court case
my true plan reveals itself
you have become your own undoing
>>11520269
>i'm broke
>AKA nothing changes
Not so tough now are you.
Blrech
>>11520258
>SIEG ZEON
>>11520249
Hey. Heeeeey.
>A semi-corporeal brush reaches out and draws a single red line across Ezreal's face. It's cold and it kinda tingles a little but it's harmless.
Being a gloomy goober isn't gonna help you get anywhere, you goof.
...Hehe, alliteration.
Oh shit, final three.
>>11520288
Why do I have the urge to violently rape Anyone of Aussa's avas when they appear?
>>11520269
actually that is factually untrue because i can name multiple instances and conditions where kosaku could kick your ass
you don't want me to write a thesis on the many ways you can die from kosaku kawajiri
>tfw my ava is potentially so OP that I and even the source material don't delve into it for the most part
Honestly, this is the last thing I expected to happen.
>>11520234
>And then they go to the movies and watch a really creepy clown Harass a bunch of kids.
>The End.
Team Fortress is better, nerd.
>>11520319
Same. I intentionally make her weaker here so she would fit in whatever the fuck goes on here using a bullshit excuse.
Did I kill adachi?
>>11520344
good thing to do desu
mine is usually very laid back in the source so I atleast have a good reason for not showing it off
>>11520342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2quonm59Kc
>>11520332
>Zer0 finds it boring overall, but his in-depth haiku critique will have to wait as he's about to go to sleep.
>>11520342
Congratulations
>>11520350
Thank you.
>Have a good night, HG!
Atlas is going to make another episode of HG.
>>11520364
are we that much of a cashcow
>>11520364
Bullshit.
>>11520354
Hats are sexier then butts
>>11520350
Ah...twentieth place. It is not the best, but I shall live with it.
The chance was much appreciated.
>>11520364
Hes gonna have a hard time finding material. All the eccentric people are gone