/sug/ - Steven Universe General Truth Edition Last Thread:

*fart*

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What kind of shoes does blue diamond wear?

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VROOM

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i'm cool now

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>>11513616
none

I WANT TO DRAW FOR YOU SO BADLY

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Guys I LOVE Centipeetle SO MUCH!

>sultan in the OP
Hoo boy. You're just begging for him to sperg out, aren't you?

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>>11513653
oh shit

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>>11513653

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>>11513672
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Steven finally outs pearl for molesting him over and over again

What happen?

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>>11513725
ohhh shit

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would you kick lapis' whale penis?

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>>11513757
Every gem is surprised as they though they were the only one molesting him

>>11513757
>Greg: You too kid?

>>11513765
we need more whalepenisbusting (WPB) art STAT

>>11513761
HOLY
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>11513757
she gets put in time out [spoiler]while everyone else has a go[/spoiler]

>>11513789
It'd probably just squish like a water balloon.

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List of gem from Most likely to rape Steven from least likely.

Gems who will absolutely rape Steven.

>Lapis (Do I even have to say?)
>Season 1 Pearl (It was lucky Steven managed to stop her Rose obsession before she tried anything on him.)

Might try to rape Steven

>Current Pearl (The lust for Rose will never truly leave
>Amethyst (She would do it to bully or tease him.)
>Jasper (Hate fucking)
>The Diamonds (Punishment for his crimes)
>centipeetle (If she gives into her monster urges
>Dog Jasper (Her animal need to breed)
>Malachite (One side wants to rape him out of love the other wants him dead.)
>aquamarine (Loves to abuse and hurt things that are weaker then her)
>Fluorite (She needs her sweet 7th)
>Season 1 and 2 Peridot (When she was powerful she could most likely rape Steven and loves to feel powerful, she even kidnapped Steven at one point.)
>Connie (Not a gem but she loves Steven and the thought must have crossed her mind.)

Has thought about raping him from time to time.

>Current Peridot (She loves to feel powerful but she knows she's the weakest of the gems even to Steven.)
>Sapphire (She's into kicky shit.)
>Sugllite (Mostly from Amethysts beastly side)
>Alexandrite (Garnet fights off the urge from Pearl and Amethysts side)

Will never Rape Steven.

>Garnet (She's already fucking 24/7)
>Yellow and Blue Pearl (Don't even know him)
>Rubys (Too pure)
>Zircon (She's far too busy for that kind of thing)
>Topaz (Already loves Topaz)
>Rose (She's dead)
>Pink Diamond (Dead too.)
>Paddy (Pure cinnamon role.)
>Rutile ((Too kind)
>Rhodonite (Too shy)

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>>11513816

>>11513816
what if garnet got a new personality that was best defined as "extremely horny"?

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if we bother CN enough will they give in and give us eps?

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>>11513816
...Fug what?

>>11513830
What if she creepily stalked each new gem Steven redeemed and dommed them into fusing

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>>11513838
bug

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>that OP
now that's just uncalled for

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>>11513853
>Fluorite appears
what do

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>>11513866
It's the plain truth

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>Steven is now nude through the entirety of your favourite episode of SU.
>How is the episode affected?

>>11513879
They attempt to outcreep each other.

>>11513587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaDumPK-iBU

>>11513853
>log date happened
next time lapis is on screen with garnet long enough, she's gonna get it

jasper doesn't need stalking for garnet to get what she wants, she just needs to do a "come hither" gesture and she's all hers

>>11513900
Sour > Poorly requested version by Sultan

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Why is Jasper so hot?

>>11512190
>Could black jat defeat lord boxman?
Yes, but they would never fight. Lord Boxman buys Black Hat's parts to make his robots.

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>>11513933
she's going through menopause

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>>11513911
>Homeworld wonders if this is an Earth custom and decides to give it a shot
>nudism spreads all across Homeworld
>naked gems everywhere
>except for Holly Blue who is constantly being tormented by the lustful teases of the subordinates

>>11513927
>lapis's whole bonding episode with garnet is getting dommed into a "good" fusion
>garnet simply mentions the idea of fusion and jasper is on her hands and knees begging for it
I like this new Garnet.

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>>11513827
Can we talk about Lapis's undying lust for steven?

>>11513962
>garnet having her way with the fusion failures
>getting her rocks off and turning their lives around in the process
please be canon

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>>11513933
kill yourself

>>11514002
kill yourself pedo

guess what i am gay

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>>11513911
He is barely in it for once so it is just a little weird.

>>11514055
prove it

>>11513626
barn

>>11513661
sultan, or sapphirefag?

>>11514055
don't be such a faggot

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>>11513900
humbug

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>>11510416
kill yourself

>>11514086
kill yourself pedo

>>11514086
kill yourself pedo

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>>11514055
what are you fucking gay?

>>11514077
Connie's jeans are riding up her ass so hard it's Priyanka levels of ass riding.

>>11514071
>him
Take a wild guess.

>>11513978
>helps everyone's issues through healing sex
If she's just going to be The Fusion they might as well play it up.

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>>11513933
Because fan artists occasionally draw her like she isn't an eight foot tall jacked man.

>>11514086
What do you do all day

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>>11513587

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>>11510494
kill yourself

>>11514055
No surprise. However, are you bara-gay, normal-gay, or twink-gay?

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>>11514110
>not drawing her like an eight foot tall jacked man

>>11514134
kill yourself

>>11514134
kill yourself pedo

>>11514124
I'm glad it is much more difficult to obtain these weapons nowadays.

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>>11514070
die

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>>11513933
Because she is the thiccest gem.

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>>11514109
now garnet will not only be constantly internally fucking, but she'll be constantly externally fucking too!

>>11514188
Jasper is fatsper

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I'm here to take a nap

What if Ruby was on her period, and she asked you to pull a giant spicy blood clot out of her gemgina?

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>>11512293
kill yourself

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What is Lapis thinking at this point?

>>11514271
kill yourself pedo

>>11514269
that's not how a period works

>>11514271
kill yourself pedo

>>11514002
YOU kill yourself, you stupid fucking obsessive autist. What compels you to get so hung up over the slightest differences in image size? Does it give you sexual satisfaction or something?

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>>11514287

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>>11514280
>oh fuck did he see my dick fuck fuck i hope not

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Gems should hug their true love

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>>11514310
dude what the fuck

>>11514310
Kill yourself thanks.

>>11514304
He's a jasperfag, what'd you expect?
:)

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>>11514313
He wouldn't mind though.

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>>11514332
Vaginas are magical

>>11514340
He's a Pearlfag and Conniefag. The absolute worst fags.

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>>11514269
Just make Sapphire do it.

>>11514322
You should hug your true love with me

I want a rainbow trout plushie

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>>11514280
>his hand is on my bulge but he didn't pull away!
>so this is what love and acceptance feels like
>>11514351
canon

>>11514363
Not as magical as boipussy.

>>11514351
>succubus (male) on her shirt

>>11514188
Lovely pic of Jasper, Amber and her wife

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>>11514005
>>11514090
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>>11514293
>>11514304
you dropped this

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>>11514310
I had a nosebleed like that once. God why do women never want to share the nastiness of human biology with men irl.

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>>11514400
Steven was to dense to take the hints until >she took off her skirt

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>>11514392
this senpaitachi

>>11514415
kill yourself pedo

>>11514412
Amber's wife isn't fat.

>>11514452
not as fat as amber, but she's fat

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>>11514310
Would you lick your waifu's giant period blood clot

>>11514465
is she watching?

>>11514461
I think Amber is making her thicc. She used to be sticc

>>11514465
It depends. Would Peridot's clot taste like key lime pie?

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>>11514244
I'm here to take up some space

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Lapis is going to rape Steven in front of everyone he loves.

>>11514371
Haven't found them yet. They're out there somewhere.

Me too, they're cool.

>>11514475
Amber WOULD be a feeder.

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>>11514501
This place is not big enough for the both of us

>>11514415
I don't think you're in any position to be doling out the hat, Indexer.

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>>11514501
>Lapis please stop eating all the food in my house.

>>11514520
Why is she green?

>>11514310
>>11514363
These are some the worst posts I've seen in this general.

what if lapis went to sleep and she shapeshifted into a very hard orb and her gem was protected in the core and the lapis ball just rolled around and she'd always wake up somewhere unexpected

>>11514687
Agates should hug Jaspers not rape them

>>11514639
>Andy is there when this is said
>Massive turbo-conservative shit-riff about how family shoulda come first, even if you don't approve of their choices
>9/11s Yellow Diamonds gem.
That'd be pretty cool

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>>11514532
Looks like one of us is gonna have to push the other out.

>>11514545
Shut up and bring the food trolley over Steven.

>>11514589
these are getting pretty imaginative
that'd be pretty cool i think

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>>11514725
I'm too tired for that. Can I take a nap over you instead?

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>>11514721
jasper would love it

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>>11514721

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>>11514751
Fine, but just remember who the top dog is here.

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post gems in weird outfits

>>11514722
Combine this with the Greg dies crashing his van into White Diamond ending and you got yourself some fun times.

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>>11514784
There's no question about it, as I'm literally on top of you now.

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>>11514515
They might be closer than they appear *wink wink*

Did your house get power back?

>>11514725
Would anyone like a green text about a big fat Lapis eating all the food in Stevens house and forcing him to feed her once she becomes too fat to move?

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>>11514815
Fuck.
That won't be the case if I roll on top of you.

>>11514849
yes yes yes

Who is the sexiest gem and why is it topaz

It's physically painful how long this indefinite hiatus is.

Anyways, I was looking forward to having Villainous fill the void SU left, but now it's starting to look more like "Deviantart's Steel Donuts" the show. I was able to look past the character designs, but then I noticed how Gary-Stu-ish the main character was. The implications that he, a new character, defeated all of CN's established heroes and is planned to have a series of shorts where he critiques CN's established villains. Hopefully the show doesn't turn out as bad.

Is OK KO worth watching?

>>11514874
it's my dick

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>>11514875
Villainous feels like DeviantArt incarnate but I'll give it a chance, mostly to see the other CN villains. OK KO is good.

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Love em or hate em, the show and fandom would be boring without these 3

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>>11514798

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>>11514873
You're so huge you can't even roll yourself, you fatass. Now, don't move too much and make some soothing gurgle noises as I try to sleep

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>>11514875
KO is alright, it's fun imo

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>>11514798

>>11514844
Maybe.

No, they said it might be two weeks before I get it back. I'm staying at my grandmother's house right now.

>>11514919
it would be the same with them in except for jasper

>>11515006
Eh, I tend to think Jasper and by extension Malachite has had some of the best eps

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>>11514798
Man, that movie was weird. A very out of place scene.

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>>11514926
You're not the boss of me fatfuck, I'm much bigger and stronger than you. Now get the fuck off of me and leave, this is my space now.

>>11515049
All cartoonists are pervs.

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>>11515075
Stupid fucking fat bitch I want to use you as a punching bag, can I pummel your belly until you start to wheeze?

>>11514938
Oh, I have my power back now even though they said it'd take a week. Your's could come back pretty soon unless your area was badly damaged.

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>>11515075
Bigger, yeah. Stronger? Not at all. Try to roll me over, it will like moving a water bed

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>>11515110
what the fuck fatposters, this is ryona territory
turn back now

>>11515131
No, It wasn't that damaged. I just hope it's back on soon.

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>>11515110
No I'm not into that, and even if I was I certainly wouldn't let you do it fatass.

>>11515132
If you're a water bed then I'm a boulder, I'd squash your disgusting piggish form flat.

>>11515279
They usually say the worst case scenario so it likely won't be too long. Is your grandma's house too crowded?

>>11514930
The fans are shit though and need to learn to stay in their own fucking threads

>>11514875
Villainous is fucking awful looking. Looks like some emo shit a preteen from 2005 thought of. The female character and the main guy are particularly disgusting. She looks like a nasty scene chick whose like "I'm so kewl x3" *holds up spork*

>>11515403
KOposters are the only good posters.

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http://sketchtoy.com/66175025

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>>11515284
Too much talk and no enough action, it's like you want me to stay here on this soft blue bed

>>11515372
I really hope that's the case. No, she has a lot of extra space.

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>>11515497

>>11515497
I wish I had a penis growing out of the top of my vagina

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>>11515502
Fine I'll just get you off myself.
*struggles to roll over*
Give me a minute.

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>>11515641

>>11515696
fucking kek

>>11515497
That's a cute picture of Amber and her wife.

Someone please write a lewd pearlification story.

>>11515741
Don't flatter yourself Amber

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>>11515641
Wew, it's like a waterbed up here. Come on fatso, rock that gut out.

>>11515505
At least it's comfy there then.

Out of nowhere I know but I wanted to ask some other time, what's your favorite anime?

oh cool it works on iDevices guys
http://sketchtoy.com/68314400

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Imagine being surrounded by the color green

>>11515976
http://sketchtoy.com/68314403

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>>11515976
I'd kill myself.

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I never thought the hiatus would be so bad i would even be fine with a ronaldo episode, as long as its new content.

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>>11515870
*continues to struggle for a few minutes*
*huff* *huff* I-I'll
*huff*
allow you to stay up there for a little while, just because I'm feeling forgiving.

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>>11514875
>I was able to look past the character designs, but then I noticed how Gary-Stu-ish the main character was. The implications that he, a new character, defeated all of CN's established heroes and is planned to have a series of shorts where he critiques CN's established villains. Hopefully the show doesn't turn out as bad.
The whole "black hat killed the CN heroes" is an easter egg and it isnt part of the canon.
Black Hat is basically a Mandy from grim adventures type of character. If you like mandy, youll like him. If you hate mandy,you wont like him.
I can understand why people dont like OP characters, but then again, rick and morty is popular.

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>>11516100

>>11515925
That's actually a really hard question. I don't think I can narrow it down.

>>11516084
why do steven's eyes look like dragon balls?

>>11515993
The green gremlin will leave forever and never bother you again only if you respond "fuck off toilet gremlin, you ruined the show"

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>>11516147
i dont know. why does pearl look like the witch from hansel and gretel?
The artist put care in lapis and peridot and didnt gave a shit with pearl and steven

>>11516158
Fuck off toilet gremlin you ruined the show and fanbase.

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>>11516138
Stop making fun of me, I'm not that fucking fat yet.

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>>11516207

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what if your favorite gem asked you for a massage as work was too hard on her today?

>>11516144
Yeah I like quite a few a lot as well. I think my favorites right now though as Mob Psycho and Watamote, they speak to me. What types do you usually like?

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>>11516269
gladly

http://sketchtoy.com/68314426

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>>11516240

>>11516306
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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>>11516306
that's the Good Shit™

>>11516269
ask her where the fuck did she find a job

>>11516306
I thought it was Kevin at first

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>>11516269
I would rub those shoulders... though, I'm pretty sure Pearl is like 5'11 so I'd need a step stool..

>>11516369
can't wait until i get my tablet and can draw for /sug/ for real again

http://sketchtoy.com/68314442

>>11516452
Are you shy, I haven't seen them in a while. Did your old tablet break or something?

>>11516453
them being conjoined twins was the twist i could never have anticipated

>>11516453
Now Peri plz

>>11514415
This goes beyond ironic. You're just stupid.

>>11516271
I'm sucker for supernatural stuff. Sorry, I give a clearer answer.

>>11516493
would steven be jasper's brother, or like her nephew

>>11516488
i'm not her, haven't really drawn anything since october
some of my stuff:
http://su.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2043
http://su.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2020
http://su.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2032

>>11516599
sweet SoS memories

>>11516558
You might like Mob Psycho then, it's all about ghosts and psychics and shit.

>>11516589
Your art's really cute and good, I'll anticipate your return then.

>>11516562
the step-dad she deserves

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double anything

>>11516589
Cute Jaspers desu

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>>11516269
i'd massage her back and knead her ass like fine bread

>>11516642
>>11516659
thank you, she's all i know how to draw

Is Pearlification for men only? Cause I want to see Connie's mom pearlified

>>11516657
double retard

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>>11516691
Definitely not. It's just hotter when it is a fine piece of boipussy.

>>11516613
I most likely will. I'll get to it when have I have something better to watch anime on.

~ヾ(・ω・)

what if lapis started to send you pictures of her toilet on snapchat?

>>11516742
>Priyanka gets pearlified
>As a result, every child she give birth to from then on is a Pearl.
>Is sent to ravage the men of earth

>someone looks in my direction
>apologizes
How do I stop doing this?

>>11516988
Why the fuck would you apologize?

>>11517026
I can't know.

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BECKY AND IAN ARE!!!! CUUUUUUUUTIES!!!!!!!!!!

>>11517053
*Don't

>>11517053
You're your own person and you don't owe them anything, nevertheless an apology.

>>11517207
It's a compulsion. I do it too.

There's no real reason for it either, it just happens.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11580255
Post bad fanfics.

Is anyone interested in the fact that a new type of chocolate has been invented?

it's called ruby chocolate. it's kind of a dingy pink and tastes like white chocolate and berries

>>11517230
they're all bad anon, except for the one where ronalldo rapes peridot

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>>11517230
It'll be nice if you guys rant about them. That'll be the bee's knees!

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>>11517248
>it's kind of a dingy pink and tastes like white chocolate and berries
So it's Ruby's pussy?

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>>11517284
A mix of ruby juices, its apparently fruity

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Steven accidentally tears a portal to Xen while on Homeworld the Combine invade Homeworld. What happens?

>>11516906
is it a pretty toilet?

what if I made MREs?

>>11517454
Greg attempts to dick the entire combine empire only to be stopped by Gman.

>>11517471
You should eat a 100 year old MRE. I heard they taste great

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>>11516707
perp meow

>>11517454
Unless homeworld has access to time-thingies, they get fucked and the planet is harvested for resources.
If the diamonds (or whoever is in charge after the diamonds get shattered) is smart enough to surrender the planet, then maybe the entire species gets turned into geosynths.

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Ok /sug/, it's time to confess your sins.

I still like Ronaldo

>>11517611
>planet is harvested for resources.
If you're going to invade Homeworld, it wouldn't be to use up it's natural resources. It seemed to be all used up. The lower levels help support this.

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>>11517497
>The right Cherry Man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, Mr. Universe.

>>11517611
>has access to time travel and precognition
>ever being defeated
Nah. The Combine are fucked unless gems are as dumb as rocks.

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>>11515976
where do I sign up?

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>>11517649
>Jasper's FW

Someone draw Pearlars being face fucked by Yellow Diamond.

>>11517793
The artist forgot to draw her 18 incher

>>11517693
they wouldn't need the raw resources, they could harvest the buildings as well as gems themselves.
>>11517735
gem precognition is not perfect, and might not be enough against an overwhelming force. If the Episode 3 script is to be taken as canon, Combine has an immense amount o resources, running an entire dyson sphere.
Time travel, now that's something which could could be an issue.

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lads

new thicc bob

>>11517914
We don't know the energy level of Homeworld either. They are an intergalactic civilization after all.

>>11517938
es no good

>>11517454
Homeworld is pretty fucked, Considering the Combine is capable of subjugating a race such as the advisors,

The combine would definitely take interest in their technology and immediately overwhelm even the best of the gems with overwhelming numbers.

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Someone give me this for free

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Who /maximum comfy/ here?

>>11517611
The gems have access to some imperfect form of time travel, If it was really that great why would something like a rebellion not be immediately quelled?

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>>11518131
not me

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Is Maya anorexic? We know that she is a perfectionist and has low self esteem when it comes to her art. And those kinds of people tend to be the ones who become anorexic.

Hey guys! How's it going, haven't been on here lately and I really missed you all. How have you been?

>>11518193
Wow.. she's pretty cute. I was expecting her to be chubby

>>11518151
Gems are intelligent beyond human comprehension and pants-shittingly retarded at the same time.

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>>11518225
welcome back we're still in hiatus hell

>>11518082
They made advisors like they made every other synth.

>>11518281
Sweet, looks like I'll join you guys with learning to fall in love with the madness

>>11518082
>Combine is capable of subjugating a race such as the advisors
For all we know, the advisors could be the founders of the combine. They are the highest form of combine government we've met.

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Post yfw you realized that the only reason Rose succeeded was Garnet.

>>11518327
The episode 3 plot Laidlaw released states advisors are basically the combines tele-communications bitches

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Is the strategy to "vomit words onto a page" valid?

I'm making unprecedented progress, but my grasp of prose has entirely atrophied. I still have dialogue and plot but my writing seems almost fanfic-tier

>>11518327
Do you think neurons are subjugating every cell in your body for their personal benefit?

Garnet is worst gem

>>11518374
wat

>>11518387
>>>/lit/

>>11518454
went there. no response. do we have something else to talk about?

>>11518427
In The Question we learned that Rose's rebellion had dwindled to nothing because of Sapphires predicting her every move. It was only after Rose got her own precog, Garnet, that the Rebellion picked up again. She could fight back against the Diamonds' precognitive defense system.

>>11518379
Not really. Unless I'm missing something (cite me the appropriate fragment if so, if you don't mind) it only states that one's consciousness could be uploaded into an Advisor body, but does not state that the species is mindless otherwise.

>>11518406
Fair comparison, a neuron is just as much a slave to the rest of the body as any other cell.
Although technically it does do everything "for personal benefit". While a single neuron is unaware of even the existence of the rest of the body, every action it performs is done strictly for its own survival.

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>>11516952
I volunteer as tribute!

what if lapis was a registered libertarian

>>11518710
What if Lapis was an 8 stories tall crustacean from Paleozoic are?

>>11518710
Steven should give her a library card if she likes books so much.

>>11517938
I like it, big big butts

>>11518753
that'd be pretty cool i think

What if Lapis kept putting eggs under your pillow?

>>11518843
What if you stopped posting this bullshit?

>>11518853
I'm a different Anon.

>>11514875
>>11515454
I really don't get people who say it looks awful? It looks way better than all the calarts looking crap currently on CN. I like how people have been complaining about CNs current shows styles and than theres Villainous with a new style and theres nothing but constant bitching about it

You all are just never happy

>>11518895
>You all are just never happy
This is true. Aside from one or two positive anons or avatarfags, most everyone on here bitches constantly.

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>>11515403

what if lapis was sexually attracted to the little characters from splatoon

>>11518606
Alright, but you got through Pearlification after.

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Anime Jasper wants you to stop watching boring cartoons and start watching superior anime.

>>11518921
Its just tiring but I guess this place is still better than /co/, that place still somehow manages to be worse with the constant bitching

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>>11518970

>>11518977
/trash/ /sug/ is better overall because there are a few positive voices. /co/ turned into /v/ for cartoons and is a 24/7 bitchfest.

If I wanted that I'd hang out with my mom and her friends.

... also... I just realized I'm bitching. Fuck. Can't win.

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>>11518976
I havent watched inuyasha in so long

If hes jasper would that make kagome lapis?
Actually wouldnt it make more sense for sesshamoru to be jasper and inuyasha to be amethyst since he was a mut? And not a full demon?

>>11518976
>Inuyasha

Here's a fun drinking game.
>Take a shot every Inuyasha and Kagome scream each other's names
>Take a shot every time nothing significant happens
>Take a shot every time Naraku talks shit but does nothing
>Take a shot every time something could've been avoided had Inu and Kahome talked to each other
>Take a shot every time any character point out how the above two are unreasonable and act unreasonable themselves

>>11519026
Well the difference is that while we point out the show's flaws we can appreciate the show for what drew us to it in the first place.

/co/ hasn't realized that you can criticize something and still like it.

>>11519089
Same as /v/. Ask them about Skyrim sometime.

>>11518960
relatable

What would you do if Lapis asked you to put a baby in her?

>>11519101
If I had a dollar for every time someone shat on Undertale because "furries"

And as for Skyrim? That's like the equivalent of going to a "not my president" march and shouting nigger.

>>11519044
Wow there's so many similarities between inuyasha and steven universe

>Take a shot every time the gems scream stevens name
>Take a shot every time nothing significant happens
>Take a shot every time the diamonds/jasper/any hw gem talks shit but does nothing
>Take a shot every time something could've been avoided had the gems been upfront with steven/talked with him
>Take a shot every time any character point out how the above gems are unreasonable and act unreasonable themselves

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>>11519115

>>11519101
Skyrim is unplayable without mods though

>>11519139
You know the real kick in the teeth? Neither of them are inherently bad. The real problem between both shows is that there's too many episodes and not enough plot to go around. I remember really liking Inuyasha but then falling off because it went nowhere for years.

Same as SU.

>>11519130
Amen.

>>11519158
I put 100 hours into vanilla Skyrim without a problem. Sure there were glitches, but nothing that was a showstopper. With mods it is much MUCH better.

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>>11515976
If the color green is emerald

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>>11519143
>>11519115

Lol, I want to die every day, ha ha.

>>11519185
emerald is ugly.

If dubs I kill myself.

>>11519183
Thats true and ya I was pretty into inuyasha to but had lost interest after awhile. Since the series is over now maybe I'll go back and binge watch it one day

>>11519239
shame that

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>>11519233
Shes the prettiest gem

>>11519225
Dying is easy. Living is harder.