/sug/ - Steven Universe General Going all the way Edition

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>>11504412

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Fluffy Holly

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>>11504429

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>>11504435

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>>11504431
fluffy holly

>>11504439
Great, my dick exploded! :)

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>>11504308
Yellow Pearl is my dream daddy.

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>>11504473
wow I'm in love! I was waiting for this to go to sleep. thanks a lot

>>11504439
....
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What about preggerz?

>>11504562
How do you know she isn't?

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>>11499973
kill yourself

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yawn

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Man have you ever have someone you love so much that when they are gone you don't know what to do with yourself?

It's only been a day I should do something productive or some shit

>>11504722
I'm dead inside and I have never had anyone. So no.

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What would happen if Zarus existed in SU?

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>>11504754
that sucks.

Thread ded

>>11504766
is that sinistar

I think you all like Sultan too much for possibly one of the lowest quality drawfags.

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>>11501010
kill yourself

>>11504973
I hold dearly any of her works more than your average SU lewd pic.

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>>11502703

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>>11502829

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>>11505058
>>11505066
>not telling them to kill themselves
Who are you and what have you done with Indexer?

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>>11504051

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>>11504286

>>11505042
I mean, okay?
But I wouldn't like an artist that somehow regresses beyond a lower quality then a pokemone nuzlocke comic.

>>11504973
>>11505165
You're a petty cunt, sapphirefag.

>>11505171
She's pissed off more then just your strawman dude, chill out on that old meme.

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>>11504973
Sultan is our examplar. She demonstrates the best and the worst of /sug/ at once.

>>11505165
Why not? She probably doesn't have the skills to make a drawing that you would consider good, but she still draws.
And she has something that a lot of "good" artists don't have or lost, which is a sense of humor.

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when things goin good but your retard brain wont let you be happy

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Quick, post Greg x Gem art.

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>>11505390

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to walk the park with her!

>>11505424
>I don't understand Rose! How could you pick him....and not me?
>Pearl, I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more human dick.

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Who wants an ending where Greg ends up ruler of the Pearls?

>>11505489
This is more depressing than anything. Imagine all the defective Pearls who got shattered pretty much after they just got created.

>Steven manages to free Lars of his pearlification
>Lars tries to return to normal life
>But the memories of how good it felt being a pearl, how pleasurable it was are too much
>He takes orders more easily now, dresses far more feminine and began growing his hair out. His voice is now also higher in pitch
>He struggles against himself to keep from going back but he know it's only a matter of time.

>>11505553
That's kind of why Greg'd be best guy to end up in charge of all that shit.
>If every pork chop were perfect, ect
He's a complete cinnamon roll and the only person that could be trusted to not take complete advantage of having an entire race of attractive, utterly submissive slave girls.

>>11505390
>it's still being made

When will it be finished

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We need more farting gems, preferably ones involving Pearl.

>>11504595
How about you kill yourself you fucking autist

https://poetofthepiano.tumblr.com/post/165257337456/some-thoughts-white-diamond

what do you guys think about this guy's thoughts on white diamond? idk if i like the idea of us never seeing her in person until the absolute endgame.

>>11505804
Was just reading this myself. I think it'll be this season. Endgame seems too late for such an important character.

daily reminder, you're all freaks and watch a cartoon for little girls. I'm not going to read any of your replies, Adiós!

Steven Deadniverse

I hope we get episodes in October. If not, it'll be the longest hiatus ever

>>11505990
They have to show something new at NYCC

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>>11505568
>>He takes orders more easily now, dresses far more feminine and began growing his hair out. His voice is now also higher in pitch

>>11506010
New Funko Pops

>>11505489
>End comes, Homeworld beaten, gems freed, so on
>"But what do we do with the Pearls?"
>"Dad'll help them!"
>Scene where Greg is introduced to the Pearls, defective and not, slips into a montage
>Scenes as a harem of desperate to please Pearls doing everything they can to serve their new human owner
>Crystal Gem Pearl watching from afar, shaking her head as she watches Greg like a hawk, expecting him to take advantage of the situation
>He doesn't, he insists on pitching in and helping whenever they want to do something for him
>Which just makes them even more unsure and nervous, after all why would he keep them if they're useless to him? Start working even harder out of fear of being shattered
>Eventually, slowly, come to realize he'd never do that, not to anyone, not even one of them
>Come to love him for it and start to serve out of love rather than fear.
>Final scene of the series is a bunch of Pearls washing cars, all happy as Greg hands out sponges
>Crystal Pearl watches on with a little smile, then approaches, takes a sponge out of his hand
>Their fingers brush, their eyes meet for a moment
>He smiles
>End of series.

>>11506010
What did they show last year?

https://discord.gg/TDdPN52

>>11505609
When the show ends. The longer it takes, the more money he receives on his parteon desu

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gettin hotter

>>11506103
slit your fucking throat

>>11505865
Meh.

>>11506363
This, but unironically

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>>11506355
So bigger

catch some z's you fucks
nothing is happening

>>11506099
Showed a preview of Gem Harvest, I think. That was the only notable thing I remember.

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>>11506444
Trips confirm, bigger is better.

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I had a dream where Jasper pearlified me, she kept teasing my girlcock while showing me off to other gems.

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>>11507415
you should've pointed out that her girlcock is even smaller and then booped her nose

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Daily reminder that Lars is for lewd

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>>11507101
You bet

>>11507009
I remember being episodes between comiccon, so I don't know if they can show something new that's not the same from SDCC

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>>11507501
>fanart popping up because A E S T H E T I C S
Hell Yes
You better believe it

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>>11505584
>He's a complete cinnamon roll and the only person that could be trusted to not take complete advantage of having an entire race of attractive, utterly submissive slave girls.

I mean... I could be trus-hrmm.... yeah. Greg is the best candidate.

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Salutations anons! I have come from the future to tell you all of some of the events to come on the 27th! Your wait will be over, with the surprise bomb of September being 7 episodes long, one being a double length one. You get your first real glimpse of Emerald, Lapis leaves Earth, but comes back by the end of the bomb, and an unexpected curing midway through leaves everyone talking! Be sure to look forward to it.

>>11507707
>curing
ham confirmed

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>>11507707
>playing it safe
>stating the obvious
>obligatory centipeetle/jasper tease

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>>11507707
Does Lapis finally shove Jasper's gem up her butt?

>>11507797
>jasper brown-noses lapis again

>>11507707
>surprise bomb
No way CN can be that stupid.

>>11507707
> Double length
Reunited

And the rest comes from the the teaser trailer. 0/10.

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>>11507707
I'll believe you when CN officially announces it.

>>11507687
the feet licking turns me on, why is this the only pic I've seen of it?

>>11507975
Because foot fags are worse than pedos and we shouldn't be encouraging them.

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There's not a day that goes by when I don't homie poster. He was to good for this world.

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This is Steven
He is not for lewd.

>>11507501
oh fuck yeah, he finally made some Diamond art.

>>11507687
>The entire series was just a prequel to No Need For Greg 2: Pearlectric boogaloo
>Sassy Yellow Pearl being tsundere and smart arse as a way to hide her emotional vulnerabilities
>Calm, aloof Blue Pearl, hiding her massive crush on Greg behind her bangs and expecting Blue Diamond to steal her husbando at any moment, unsure how she can ever overcome Blue Diamonds crush on Greg
>I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian but look at them gams Crystal Gem Pearl as the childhood friend equivalent in denial
>Eventual endgame is them agreeing to share him and combining into a single megapearl to cater to Gregs giant woman fetish.
Fund that shit.

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I want to see another side of blue Pearl, realizing that she's sick of blue diamonds shit and wants to join the crystal gems, and once she makes home for herself in Pearls room, she makes it loud and clear if she see's any more crying she will beat them to death.

>>11505865
If it is a little girl's cartoon then explain why all of the toys are in the boy section.
Checkmate coward!

>>11508086
>if she see's any more crying she will beat them to death.
At which point Garnet takes a look at the other three and calmly tells her "You came to the wrong place."
Before sending her to live in the meme barn.

>>11508106
she becomes a lazy shit and refuses to leave the temple, spending most of her time in Pearls room

>>11508088
that's kind of interesting. Is it due to the nature of the toys? I can't imagine the toys being catered to just boys.

>>11508123
Send her to the Greg.
He'll sort that shit out.

What with his entire musical number about not being looked after by other people.

>>11508138
They are. While it's not as action-driven as something like Action-Man or Biker Mice from Mars, is sure is pretty intense as far as most episodes goes.

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it traumatised me guys

As much as I'm looking forward to all the lore and action and gem drama, I'm really looking forward to Reunited too. Steven needs to be mature about this and running off to get yourself killed and escalating shit for no reason isn't the way to do it. I'm glad at least Connie in the trailer seems pissed and I imagine he didn't explain stuff well to Lars' parents either. He can be super naive sometimes.

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>>11508153
I'd love to see the diamonds pearls on earth after being separated by their diamonds, them sticking together would be cute

>>11508204
Fuck yes. I'd like to see the Diamonds atone for what they've done as well.

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>>11508138
I really don't know why it's like that but I have only seen SU stuff in the boy aisle and the boy Lego aisle.
SU is pretty action heavy and has a male main character so I guess that is enough.

>>11508210
atone for what?

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>>11508197
>Hey Lars do you want a balloon?
>Steven why are you in the sewer?
>Oh don't be like that Lars theirs fun games cookie cats and doughnuts in here all colours!
>You weird Steven...
>They all float Lars and you will too!

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>>11508204
Enjoy

>>11508198
I get the feeling Steven is going to be blamed for what happened, which is a shame because the simple fact is that Aquamarine would have had all the humans in her private midget sex dungeon if he hadn't done what he did.
And they'd have never realized something was fucky with the Pink Diamond story.
Basically Steven did the noble but stupid thing and was lucky to get out of it.
But there weren't any other options left. What else could he have done that wouldn't have resulted in a death?

>>11508237
I've read this one, been here a while.

>>11508237
All part of the growing process. It's good that he's punished because he still ended up causing trouble back home and everyone was worried to death about him. Also Lars' died and is stranded in space which is kind of a big deal.

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I'm I the only one who finds the interactions between these two the most interesting? Cause they are. I mean it's not alot but when they do have interactions it's the highlight for any episode with these two for me. I like how they both kinda put each other out of there comfort zones and it gives them both alot of room for improving themselves as characters.

>>11508263
What interactions? That time when Pearl looked at him and walked away? That time he moved seats when he sat next to her?
Or my personal favorite, when she patted him on the head.

>>11508263
I doubt you are, but I guarantee that you are part of a small minority. Personally I don't see it. Dewey i can see being a sperg about it, but Pearl isn't really phased at all by him, and views him as just another human at very most.

>>11507707
Don't play with my emotions like that

>>11508301
She does acknowledge he has the hots for her, which is why she has to say to him they're just friends.

>>11508327
I don't see it. The most she knows about Dewey is that she also knew his ancestor.

>>11508327
Pearl is a retarded autist, she's oblivious to his feelings and wouldn't care anyway.

I'd like to see an episode where younger Dewey tries to seduce 80s Pearl in a flashback, comparing how much Dewey and Pearl have both matured since then, and get to dance together at the end.

>>11508351
I'd also like an episode where the Homeworld is not portrayed as a bunch of buffoons, but I know stuff like this and that don't happen on this show.

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>>11507593
He is, just look at him

>>11508351
If there was a Dewey romance episode I think it'd be nice to learn about his wife.
In fact you could do a great episode based around the fact that Dewey only has two things left in his life, the son he doesn't get on very well with and the job he isn't very good at.
But he loves both of them.

Start it as a tongue in cheek political episode, then veer hard into the sad zone when his wife comes up and maybe a moral choice for him to do the popular thing and secure being mayor for another year, or the right thing in her memory.

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>>11508382
I'm not gay but I would hug Lars.
He's cute

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We are so fucking dead.
Miller is winning.
>>11508383
A serious Dewey episode would be great.
He has been one of my favorite townies since the power outage episode way back when.

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SU is never coming back.
It was a government experiment

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>>11508637
When will Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith show up to erase it from my memory so that i can move on with my life.

>>11504596
>voiced by a black woman
>still looks better when cosplayed by white people

Funny how those cosplay gatekeepers screech about Garnet and Bismuth but don't realize which other characters were voiced by black people.

I'm glad the fandom has made a silent mutual agreement that Jasper isn't exclusively black and worthy of shitting over.

>>11508695
Jasper is 100% pure robust negro pedigree in the /sug/iverse t. Anon

>>11508723
and is definitely worth shitting over

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>>11508723
And that's a-okay, /sug/ is not the angry tumblr fandom police.

>>11508695
She doesn't sound black though

I want to cum in Klassic Kim and make 34 downs syndrome babies. Who do you want to cum in /sug/?

All gems from Earth are canonically niggers
Including Rose Quartz

>>11508402
I dunno anon that sounds preeeeeeeety gay.

>>11508873
Do we even know what Kindergarten Rose is from?

>>11508402
I just want to pound his boypussy and make him moan
No homo tho

>>11508890
do we even know if there are more than two kindergartens on earth?

if amy called jasper 'sis', then that makes the lovemaking had between rose and jasper of times past even more incestuous if they're from the same kindergarten

>>11509012
SomeLeakerGuy implied there was an "Alpha" Kindergarten where Roses are made. Then again he says a lot of thing.

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>>11507707
Salutations anons! My Dad working at Nintendo told me to tell you all of some of the releases to come on the 27th! Your wait will be over, with the surprise announcement of Smash Bros including 7 new characters, one being a double length dong. You get your first real glimpse of Ridley, Fox leaves the roster, but comes back in the form of Peppy, and an unexpected DLC midway through leaves everyone smashing! Be sure to look forward to it.

>>11509038
>alpha rose penetrated a diamond while that beta jasper twiddled her thumbs

>>11509083
>Pink Diamond got ROSE'D by an Earth Gem
REBECCA

>>11509083
her fat cuck sausage thumbs

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White Diamond killed PD but Rose was helping in some way. This scene isn't Rose defending Earth, but saving it by enabling PD's shattering.

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Will Lars be the Neville longbottom of Steven Universe?

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Why didn't you stop it?

>>11509212
What if Pink Diamond tried to shatter Rose but it backfired on her, shattering her instead. It explains the situation from both sides.

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>>11509243
>Every new cartoon will have a shitty tumblr critical now.

>>11509243
wait what? What have I missed not watching this show?

>>11509263
Good, now they can be equally ignored.

>>11509263
And it all started with us. How do you feel?

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>>11509145
those feet are weird

>>11508817
this sounds racist, but the kind of racism that is willingly excused.

>>11505066
I like how zawa-ro is making me ship this

>>11505804
>writes a huge ass essay
Why

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>>11509243
>star became a sex-obsessed monster
Excuse me?

>>11509457
The puberty episode.

>>11505990
October is out since Villainous is showing mini episodes in October and CN is likely going to be promoting the series that month
This considering new episodes weren't allowed at all with the new ok ko premiering and all
Not to mention its Halloween month and most shows go on hiatus so they can air Halloween specials and movies over and over again, ya know like scary godmother

>>11509493
I never watched the show past the first episode and what you're saying sounds really weird with no context.

>>11509498
>most shows go on hiatus so they can air Halloween specials and movies over and over again, ya know like scary godmother
A necessary sacrifice.
Scary Godmother is the shit.

>>11506099
Like the first 4 minutes of gem harvest but we already had the first 2 minute preview by tine they showed it

I remember just be super disappointed

>>11509515
Needs more Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf.

>>11508197
Is it good
I want to see the new movie
But I already have a strong dislike of clowns
>tfw when you dont have friends to go watch it with

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>>11509457
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>>11508890
From that big hole in russia

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>>11509552
I'm neither of those posters, I have context for this and I still think it's dumb.

>>11509221
>he kills white diamond
Can you imagine?

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>>11509243
>star vs fandom has a critical side now
Good.
Theyve had it too good for too long. And also they deserve it more than SU

>>11509615
Lars removes the diamonds power source, rending them weak and powerless.

Perhaps there's a power source that gives all the gems their abilities, and the CGs effectively defeat the diamonds by removing all gems of the ability to shapeshift, use their abilities, summon weapons and fuse, a big sacrifice for Garnet.

>>11509649
but because love, Garnet and Rhondonite stay permanent fusions, and cannot be ruby and sapphire anymore.

>>11509635
>Now
Sorry, tumblr latches on to anything.
/co only brings up what's important.

Who wants to gnaw on human bones?

>>11508858
Myself

>>11509635
I'm surprised it took this long, star vs has more problems in the social justice area than su.

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>>11509408
I would have absolutely never considered this ship before this set but I can really get behind it now that I am thinking about it.
>>11509502
Star turns into a purple sex monster.
Apparently that is what Mewnan puberty is.
I want to dick purple butterfly Star.
>>11509635
I wonder if OK KO critical will be a thing.
It doesn't really pander to their crowd.

>>11509763
go away

>>11505058
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>>11505085
These are cute

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>>11509763
>I wonder if OK KO critical will be a thing.
I saw a few posts with it. Nothing too big yet.

>>11509635
OK KO already has some critical blogs from what I've seen, the infection is spreading.

>>11509779
huh, not a bad endgame

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>>11509777
What part of that offended you?

>>11509832
I wish you wouldn't screencap shit like this.

>>11509649
>>11509671
I can see it as gems who are already fused will be permafused once the power supply is gone

So garnet, rhodonite and fluorite won't go away

>>11509832
>muh lesbeans

niggers

Sadie watching Lars being pearlified by Yellow Diamond.

>>11509845
its just an idea, but surely they'll have to be a deus ex machina to actually defeat homeworld.

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>>11509832
I actually kind of agree but only because I don't like Enid and Rad as a couple.
I don't care if they are gay or not.

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>>11509758
Thats why I never understood why they kept pushing it as so much better than su when it has more issues in those areas

>>11509816
Ya ok ko having critical blogs doesn't surprise me at all considering they dont like ian already and hes dating sugar so it just makes his show more of a target.

Wonder how long until we get villainous critical blogs

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>>11509841
Me too, but I can't stop.

>>11509779
They're perfect together honestly

Theyre both bigots, Andy towards aliens and holly towards humans
It just makes sense for them to end up together

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>>11509832
It was a cute episode
And rad finally admits his douchiness, all for Enid
Whats not to like?

>>11509896
If they fused would their fusion be more or less racist?

>>11509919
It would be the Uncle Ruckus of fusions.

>>11509887
Are they mad they're screenshot it ended up on 4chan or something

>>11509887
my dream if for Pearl and Greg to become canon and the tumblrs to cry.

>>11509931
Greg deserves better than pearl

>>11509931
>>11509942
Greg deserves Opal.

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>>11509457
.....Are you from the JoJo threads on /a/ by chance? Just curious

I wonder if there would be a way to take one of the current rose quartzs that are bubbled at the zoo and implant all of roses memories into her, basically making her their rose

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>>11509971

>>11509927
https://cursedsucritical.tumblr.com
That's a tumblr making fun of critical blogs. Their post ended up on it.

>>11509985
No. If Gems could do that, they wouldn't need to shatter those who do not do their purpose.

>>11509896
they just look like a cute conservative couple, a lady who likes to works with kids (holly is basically a boarding school teacher) + a simple family man = cozy

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>>11509927
>>11510006
Here's the post that's being make of

>>11510051
Aw I love that
Holly, Andy and their unruly quartz children

I need more of this

>>11510006
Ha! Nice

>>11510079
If anything the Bismuth thing is the opposite. They hate her not being in the show AND being flawed because that's "bad writing". Apparently racist too.

Cuz ya know, when a single character does a bad thing it spoils the whole bunch. Garnet (the leader of the CG's), the Pizza family (based on Ian's own family)? All trash. All racist.

I wish I was kidding.

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>>11510051
>>11510084
Someone on Reddit actually made a mildly amusing post about them, shock of all shocks.

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>>11510079
What do su crits think of Jasper?

>>11510111
Andy is great because he's a flawed character who wasn't completely turned around at the end. He's just happy to have family again.

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>>11510006
Does believeinjasper make a point?

>>11510132
God no. I hope they're not implying Sapphire is manipulative with that garbage.

>>11510111
Yeah that pretty much sums up the vibes I was getting
Holly x Andy is an 11/10 ship

>>11510111
Thats precious and I want it now
>sugar will never have them meet
Damn

>>11510132
>Jasperfag calls a butch "male-coded"

>>11510158
They'll probably comedically fall in love at first site at the end of the show, a common trope with side characters.

>>11510151
Thats exactly what they're implying

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Why do we just obsess over su crits all the time
is this what its come to

>>11510124
Most worship her because she's butch and send death threats to other critics who don't.

>>11510179
>its the end of the show, they pan around to all the characters one last time
>its stops on holly and Andy who are standing near eachother
>holly says some snide remark, Andy hears it and laughs, than says some snide remark back
>they both look at eachother and grin with bedroom eyes

>>11510204
I just like laughing at them.

>>11510187
These people have no idea how relationships work. Shit, I doubt they even know how EMOTIONS work. Sapphire's one of the most sensible and sensitive characters on the show and it takes a LOT to push her over the edge and cry.

>>11510224
I just thought of this...Fuck.
We're all gonna be so sad to see the final frame of our favourite characters

>Sapphire, what'll happen if we let Garnet just do what she wants? Going out with Jamie? I love you and I want to stay fused with you forver!"
>"Ruby, I love you too.....but..."
>"But WHAT?"
>"...what about what Garnet wants?"

>>11510204
Same /sug/ that just drives drawfags away.

>>11510224
They both get angry at some gems for dicking around, and both say the same thing at the same time, they look at each other and blush.

>On period
>It's fucking hot
>no AC cause Irma blew it out
This is hell.

>>11509635
Starco is canonically pedophilic so,yeah,they totally deserve it.

>>11510285
>Starco is canonically pedophilic
What?

>>11510132
He does, but chose the wrong word for every single word he used

>>11510300
If they're talking about what I think they're talking about there's an episode where Marco gets involved with a fire haired fair folk type girl and spends 20 years chasing that booty across the desert like he's the Gunslinger.
Only to find out that only 10 minutes has passed on earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1yBcVotfE
So the logic of retards is that being a 30something in the body of a 16 year old, he's a fiddler for being interested in Star.
Despite it being canon that he can't remember all of it and it's a sort of Thomas the Rhymer situation where it all seems like a dream, which is a shame since if it had stuck that would have been amazing.
That and adult Marco was a muff monster.

>>11510247
Sapphire alone has cried more times that Amethyst

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>>11510124
She looks like a dude and is 'black-coded'.
They love her.

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>Mfw the show is dead.

>>11510381
Why did you have to use Wallace :(

>>11510224
>the camera pans to the famethyst, who see that holly and andy have started making jokes about illegal immigration together
>the amethysts wink and nudge at each other while making remarks about how uptight holly is finally letting loose
>holly overhears them, gets embarrassed, and turns to scold them but andy grabs her by the hand before she can
>he suggests she take a break from herding her kids around for a quick plane ride to his place
>holly blushes and looks back at the famethyst, and they begin whooping at her in return
>the final gathering looses focus on the speech steven was probably giving as andy yells at him and greg that he and holly are leaving early
>holly and andy both get in the plane and fly off as the famethyst wave after them and encourage holly to get some
>andy shows holly how beautiful earth is and then they go to his small countryside house on the outskirts of empire city to have sex
>a few months later the famethyst and steven help prepare their wedding

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>>11510381
F

>>11510111
>6.5 on IMDb
>She never thought of them as anything but animals until she met Andy
>Hijacking the Zoo
>Spends her evenings alone with her cat and a box of wine
Hah.

>>11510381
All I want is a short clip, anything will do.

>>11510434
Or the reverse, with it being full Much Ado About Nothing.
>Her? Never!
>Him?! NEVER!
10 minutes of Amethyst, Famethyst and Steven shenanigans later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbF7LVDKEqk

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>>11510355
Amethyst is autistic anon, don't bully her

Definitely want an epilogue of sorts. Don't care if it's animated, a comic or whatever. Don't need to see Steven as an adult, but it's important that we know the characters lives go on.

>>11509917
Bi people are demons.

>>11510416
boooobies

>>11510542
I'm the lamest demon ever, can't even shoot fire out of my ass

>>11510561
*bloobies

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I want Sadie to hide under Lars' cape

>>11510500
>but it's important that we know the characters lives go on.
It's not though.
Gems live forever, so it's pointless to see them after some ages just to see they haven't changed at all. And aging will just show the fragility of them, again

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Reminder that Jasper changed her reputation from a filthy Earth beta to that of an Agate back on HW, that is why she wears a cape

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What have you guys been watching during the hiatus?

I've started watching Revolutionary Girl Utena.

>>11510623
Meant more in the emotional sense, my bad. Stuff like Jasper getting on with her sisters etc.

>>11510623
And aging humans*

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>>11510630
So do all high ranked gems have some sort of overcoats over their normal tracksuits?

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>>11510520
The Lapis we need

>>11510592
BLIG BLOOBIES

>>11510673
Yep, and there should be specific gems who act as tailors.

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So much cute stuff ITT today

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Don't mind me, just posting Jasper to lighten your day

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The highest ranked get to wear full capes

>>11510711
now my day is ruined

>>11510630
I wonder what Aivi Tran meant.
I also wish she had posted her theme online.

What would you say to your favorite gem to make them cry?

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>>11510739

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>>11510711
thanks

>>11510739
>Rose never loved you as much as you loved her.

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>>11510711
>>11510728
Here's something for both of you to enjoy.

guys, news when?

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>>11510739
Yellow and White worked together to kill Pink.

>>11510630
>she's transgemder

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>>11510695
More Halloween gems!
>>11510739
I wouldn't.

>>11510750
Where do you find these retards

>>11510757
her gem wouldn't change shape

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GUYS

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11373387

>>11510832
i would FUCK this peridot tooby anest

>>11510834
Steven Universe tag on tumblr. That tag in particular is usually just fanart, blogs etc. but some nuttiness occasionally slips through the cracks.

>>11510850
I can't believe Steven cucked his own father

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>>11510868
Me too Anon.
Me too.
That Ame is also cute.

>>11510850
I'm so glad Rose finally accepted her

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>>11510850
Just when she got over Rose she got right back on the wagon.

Castle system rankings of canon gems shown so far? I'm bored so here goes:

>White diamond (Homeworld Matriarch)
>Blue and Yellow Diamond (Members of the diamond authority)

High elite (likely have their own Pearls for just existing)
>Emerald (Fleet commander)
>Aquamarine (Special forces)
>Sapphire (future sight)
>Holly blue agate (Keeps gems in line)
>Morgamite (Unknown, but had her own Pearl and Ruby)

High ranking
>Big Jasper (Strongest quartz soldier, commands other soldiers)
>Topaz (Assistant special forces)
>Lapis (Terriformer, noble privilege)

Mid tier ranks
>Jaspers, Amethysts, and other larger class Quartz soldiers

Common ranks
>Peridot (technicians)
>Centrites (pilots)
>Bismuth (builders)

Low ranks
>Rubies (Common and easily disposable)

Servants
>Pearls

>>11510920
Ambers might be in the servant tier. Seems pretty low.

>>11510920
Kinda fucked up that some gems are just born with a silver Pearl in their mouth, just because they're rare.

>>11510863
I want Jasper to call me a pussy for cutting myself.

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BROKEN.
GEM.
SLUT.

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>>11510920
>Low ranks
>>Rubies (Common and easily disposable)
holy shit Rubies are the Red Shirts of SU

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>>11510850

>>11510863
I was really liking this until it felt apart near the end, god dammit.

>>11510935
But she's a storyboarder, that's not too bad

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>>11510954
I want pearl Lars to pin Steven down and force him to fuck Lar's tight butthole.

>>11510957
Good shit

>>11510961
Seem in character to me. I don't think Jasper would respect self-harmers that much.

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No.

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>Hey Steven.
>What rhymes with tape?

>>11511030
>Snape.
>Thanks Connie, much appreciated.

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>>11511030
escape

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>>11511028
Please tell me this isn't a puberty or sex book.

>>11511030
blape

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>>11510832
I'm beginning to realize how little holiday-related gem stuff I got, the although I should sort my folders maybe to be sure

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>>11510972
>power bottom
Muh dick

>>11510920
I don't think HWs caste system is like a pyramid. It's more like a beehive.

Since there are gems for literally every purpose, lawyers, soldiers, builders, terraformers, fortune-tellers.

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>>11511030
landscape

>>11510944
All gems are intentionally made for specific purposes, So it makes sense for the commie gems to prioritize them

>>11511028
When is this coming out again?

>>11510920
According to the SU Artbook, "our" Jasper has many fans on HW but she doesn't care about them, lol.

fart fart butt fart butt butt fart

>>11511066
True, it'll be impossible to determine where gems such as the zircons would line up, but you do get the gems with better privilege than others, some command others, and some are forced into labor.

>>11511103
So that's why the crewniverse likes her so much

>>11511111

>>11510639
I've been catching up on Law and Order SVU and rewatching Sealab 2021

Get in here
>>11499165

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>>11508342
>>11508301
Both Dewey and Pearl are spergs. They are perfect for each other end of story.

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>>11511169
t. Mayor Dewey

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>>11510675
her fat arc will save the show

>>11511219
People give sultan way too much attention.

>>11511103
They sent a bunch of Ruby fangirls to retrieve Jasper but they failed and returned empty handed, did they tell homeworld that Jasper died presumably by the hands of the remaining CGs?

>>11511255
Jasper is a Quartz. A legendary Quartz, but still just a Quartz. I don't doubt YD wrote her off and got on with her day.

>>11511273
Probably, considering YD simply referred to her as "the Jasper"

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>>11511185
Homeworld will see her, finally understand what Earth can do for gems and run away

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>>11511183
Poil

>>11511235
Fuck off cyclopsfag

>>11511030
Gape

Aquamarine and Greg are going to end the series as a couple.
She'll call him Daddy on screen.

>>11511183
That episode doesn't get the credit it deserves for being as funny as it was.

>>11511273
>>11511255
Jasper is also the only thing Yellow has to remember Pink by.
Blue took everything else and I'm sure Yellow used the "this one has the highest kill count, I'm taking her" excuse to take Jasper but we know how Yellow supresses her emotions, it's why she asks for her in Message Received and not Lapis.