/sug/ - Steven Universe General Waiting for Anon to deliver

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getting ntr'd

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to shitpost with her all night!

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>>11499862
how long do you think it'll be til I get my shiny rowlet? i'm at 330 eggs so far

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>>11499862
happenin?

>>11499888
stop cucking me

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>>11499951
It's what her is gettin after all

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>>11499862
BOI YOU BETTER DELIVER

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>>11499988

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Everybody is asleep

Quick, post Peridot

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My neighbor's house just caught fire.

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>>11499862
>anon gets too excited and removes the drive without ejecting first, corrupting the file

>>11500067
I'm not asleep yet, faggo! Go back into the shadows from whence you came!

>>11500076
Well get a hose and put it out.

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Gems should pull Lapis's bow

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>>11500100
DON'T JINX IT

>>11500067
Kill yourself instead.

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what is /sug/ drinking tonight?

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Friendly reminder it's every anon's duty to serve their Diamonds!

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>>11500067
im always down for some peri

>>11500153
Miller

>>11500177
I like Peri but that is not a flattering pic.

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Ay there /sug/ what sweet jams are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

>>11500128
You should pull Lapis's bow with me

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>>11500205
What are you talking about?

>>11500118
It's already being handled.

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>>11500174
I wish there was a game out there where I can turn cute guys into crossdressing sluts.

>>11500174
This "pearlification" thing stuck around longer than envisioned

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>>11500174
>I would love it if the Diamonds turn Lars evil so damn much.
Theirs nothing better then an evil twink.

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>>11500178
drinking Heineken or Shiner will make you cooler than all your friends though

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>>11500227
That would be amazing. Even just sluts will be fine with me.

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>>11500244
even if I were gay, lars would be the least appealing male character on the show besides maybe mayor dewey

>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du8CVIqY3wk

I fuckin' love Poka

>>11500222
Only with her consent.

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Steven will be raped by season 6 mark my words.

>>11500274
Hasn't Jasper been raped enough

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>>11500128
I bet it gets snagged on things all the time, leading to so many embarrassing close calls and wardrobe malfunctions.

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>>11500215
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs&list=RDie13dbqydTs&t=6

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>>11500205
you don't truly like peri then my dude

>>11499862
what do you guys think will happen at NYCC?

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When is Lars going to be raped?

>>11500215
Nothing.

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>>11500280
YO! That is a sweet jam right there!

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>>11500323
RIGHT NOW

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>>11500323
That ship has sailed. Lars is a man now and fucks others. If you are an oldfag then you certainly had enough time to get your homosexual urges out of your system. Now is not the time for boipussy. Now is the time for banging alien babes across the cosmos.

>>11500310
What I wouldn't give to see her accidentally untie her ribbon and see her embarrassed face as her tiny tits are exposed.

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>>11500338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1E2cYCcn64
You made me think of this part

>>11500352
Poka fucking rocks dude, check them out, you won' regret it.

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>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNxrS4F_HwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Vh1qiP4Sg

>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z6Yi_tlhs

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>>11500067

>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU

>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=sQQIJSpkWxA

actual good music

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>>11500067

>>11500280
>>11500352
this is slightly better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZNgKZMRpsM

in my opinion

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>>11500359
>Implying the gems wont rape him.

>>11500298
If we tried to pull her ribbon without her knowledge she'd probably just kill us anyway.

So did you go back home now?

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>>11499862
>>11499508
I'm afraid she got him. The poor bastard.

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What human/gems would make great Pearls?
Besides Pearl obviously.

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just walking through don't mind me

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>>11500227
that's a bad idea, pick one or the other

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>>11500454
Jasper

>>11500274
STOP THIS
STOP
THIS
STOP THIS
FUCKING HELL

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>>11500499
Looking healthy tonight, Lapis

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>>11500274
>>11500505

>>11500426
Yes, but if the power isn't back on by tomorrow I'm leaving again. I can't take the heat.

>>11500511
This also needs a chubby edit

>>11500505
this is her fate

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>>11500502
I bet Pink Diamond liked to dress her up in pretty Pearl cloths and gave her all kinds of cute gifts.

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>>11500523
It's already edited

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>>11500528
Now that's what she truly was made for

>>11500524
I've stood by her begging like a whore to Lapis
I've stood by her raping a dog and corrupting herself
But if she ever stooped as low as Fluorite, I'm giving up on her

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>>11500377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB9fCsZeVd0
I like this song from Poka already. Love this style of music

>>11500383
That game looks fun as fuck. Heard lots of good shit about it-Oh man though! this is some good music from it-Are these your fav's from the game?
>>11500389
I can dig it baby! Reminds me a little of Elton John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw
>>11500411
Good thing I already have a good drink in hand. how chill
>>11500413
Shame it's 404 for me
>>11500422
Legit reminds me of some fighting game background music-I dig it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ0-oAmCDrk like this kind of music

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I want to force myself on Lars and give him tons of wet sloppy kisses as he tries to push me off.

>>11500557
It is? Then it needs to be thiccer.

>>11500424
Did a woman ever force herself on Kirk?

>>11500585
The thumbnail of this pic looks like she has a giant nipple on her knee

>>11500612
Lars hasn't showered in ages, he stinks

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>>11500612
I want to hold hands with him, even if he doesn't want it.

>>11500215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>11500528
She probably let her sleep in her lap to rest after long battles

>>11500520
Yeah, I've got sinus issues and can barely breathe without being near a window. I really hope it doesn't last too long

Did your house suffer much damage?

>>11500653
You're breaking my heart, Anakin!

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>>11500373
>Lapis will never purposely untie her ribbon to tease the hell out of you with a view of her bare back knowing full well you're too terrified of being drowned to make a move.

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>>11500623
You can say that for every gem

>>11500653
I wonder if the Famethyst loved Pink as much as Jasper

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>>11500612
>>11500644
Get off 4chan Steven.

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>Bismuth states Rose's Sword can't shatter gems
>that trial on Homeworld
I will be thoroughly rused if it turns out that Yellow Diamond didn't shatter Pink Diamond.

>>11500623
its spelled t as in try hard
h as in here's an unfunny meme
i as in I have seen this before
c as in can't you be original?
k as in know how to spell

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Why did Rebecca make Steven so lewd?

>>11500765
> this and the ed edd n eddy yaoi
she's a paedo or something

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>>11500764

>>11500413
>>11500605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQQIJSpkWxA

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>>11500726
Fuck off, you're not my mom

>>11500750
it was white diamond. possibly in collusion with rose.

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>>11500786
>>11500786
how about be funny, and stop repeating the same unfunny shit? its not that funny, grow up

>>11500700
>she will never tease you with the sight of her bare slender shoulders, letting you look but never touch
K M S

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>>11500765
Can you imagine how Lapis would of acted if she was their for the Frybo episode?

>>11500815
pssh grow up kid, nothin personnel

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>>11500502
Jasper should wear a dress.

>>11500663
That has to suck, I hope they're able to fix your power soon.

It took a small hit, my neighbors got most of the damage.

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>>11500786
>spongebob
>no one has ever posted an internet parody of that.
clever meme anon

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>Hey dad just to clear this up theirs nothing wrong with the gems raping me right?
>They tell me to never tell you but I was just wondering what your opinion on this is.

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has anyone seen this leaked episode screenshot with Ruby in it?

>>11500892
Gems raping greg.

>>11500892
>Niiiiiiice

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>>11500870
no one is posting to spark your laughter
go be a sourpuss somewhere else

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>>11500786
seriously though that joke is getting old, you end up reading like a 13 year old edgelord

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I like the idea of a retired, overweight Jasper.

Anyone with me?

>>11500950
I think that Jasper's pregnant.

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>>11500950
I think you hiatus ideas will eventually pay off and make you cooler than all your friends

>>11500585
I find it intriguing that despite her manly appearance, Jasper is the Gem who would look prettiest in a dress.

>>11500978

you are very annoying

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Lapis only fucks black guys.

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Now that she's out of the game of conquering worlds and crushing her enemies she's become lazy and doesn't do much outside of eating and drinking.

She also adopted short hair since long hair is a symbol of strength among Quartzes and she doesn't think she's worthy of having that symbol associated with her.

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>>11501009
be cool

>>11500950
I like the idea of Jasper having lots of baby Jaspers and getting a spinoff show dedicated to them

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>>11501010
hey you wanna get wetter than all your friends?

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>Ohhhh boy.
>I sire hope nobody tries to rape me today.

>>11500857
I wish the same to yours. It's not fun.

Well that's good for you at least. Mine wasn't that bad, just some water damage and broken trees and fences.

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>>11499888
Don't worry, Hes in good hands.

>>11501060
>implying Connie likes Steven

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human peri is so cute aaahhh

>>11500892
.Remember Steven, Don't cum inside, They'll die if you do.
>Learnt the hard way with your mother.

>>11500950
>>11501012
Would retired and overweight Jasper be depressed and constantly on the verge of suicide because she realizes how far she's fallen from being Pink Diamond's perfect Soldier and at the pinnacle of gem fitness?

>>11501109
The only thing that keeps her from shattering herself is food. Food was the one thing that convinced her to stay on Earth and it's the one thing that will keep her on it.

[spoiler] Peridot becomes her feeder after discovering her love of cooking and fattening people up [spoiler]

>>11500892
Steven wouldn't call it rape, though.

>>11501088
aaah my cute smol and shy gay uwu

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>>11501010
jasper prefers her dicks lighter in color

>>11501037
what is with you and this picture

why not just spam this at his twitter

>>11501109
>>11501146
But yes she is depressed 80% of the time but she has moments of happiness when she's being fed and getting her fat belly groped by Peridot.

>>11501010
Black men are objectively superior to white men. Sorry, it's just science.

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>>11500726
>when Lars has a tearful reunion with Sadie, Steven starts crying too
>not just because he's happy for them, but also due to the hurt from bottling up his feelings for Lars
>Steven knows Lars would never love him the way he loves Sadie, and he didn't want to interfere with their happiness

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>>11500274
Yes, thank you, I needed something like this, holy crap saved.
>>11500304
>>11500505
>>11500518
>>11500595
Pic related is for you lot, enjoy.

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>>11501010
They can have her.

>>11501313
the most insulting part about this is how you think fluorite will be important in any way, when sugar confirmed she was an afterthought because some kids requested poly representation (which is what the fuck in itself)

>>11501334
>she was an afterthought because some kids requested poly representation
What?

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>Hehe I'm gonna jump!
>Catch me anon!

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>>11501214
Don't hurt me like this anon

>>11501339
yes

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>>11500950
>>11501012
That's pretty hot

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>>11500274
>>11501313
God I want this to happen.
/sug/ would explode and Jasperfags might finally quiet down a bit.
Win win.

>>11501385
samefag

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>>11501334
Or I could just be trolling, because I get a good laugh at some of the reactions people post. But seriously, maybe Jasper won't stick in a Fluorite fusion, but I'm betting all the off-colors will be important in one way or another.

>Fanfic promises to focus on Jasper and Lapis's mutual toxicity
>Ends up just putting the blame on one or the other
Every single time. Does anyone know of any fanfics that don't do this

>>11501334
>sugar confirmed she was an afterthought because some kids requested poly representation

Can you prove this? And don't say "she said it in an interview" and not give a source.

>>11501394
how could a one-note joke like paddy be important ahead of our huge ensemble of gems

bad, bad you have no faith in sugar. the off colors could only be "important" as a group and LoTS will probably be the last we see of them

>>11501339
sdcc

>>11501418
Some fapfics do it I think. I kinda want to write some non-cringy Jaspis.

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>>11501393
What was that about them being the same? though >>11501394 is me too.

>>11501446
Please do.

>>11501418
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10400877/chapters/22967811

>booru counter anon just disappeared
Why aren't we allowed to have good things?

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>>11501476
they were a completely new face too, gone too soon

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>>11501362
Larsteven is for suffering

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>>11501393
I have only posted once in this thread buddy.
>>11501394
I hope Rutile and Rhodinite get a little screentime at least.
Of course thay won't happen unless they move to earth and if that happens tge team will find some way to throw them away.

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>>11501433
How about like this? Or maybe Garnet/Sapphire can teach her to control her powers better? Hard to say really, but that's the exciting thing about shows that are still airing, seeing things as they develop.

>>11500228
It is just that GOOD, Anon.

>>11501496
Post more Padparadscha.

>>11501471
I love it and I dislike all the fics that make it look retarded so I will, eventually.

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>>11501490
But I want them to suffer together

>>11501362
>>11501490
Can anyone post that one greentext?

>>11501418
I know anyone can abuse anyone regardless of size, but anyone else find stuff of Lapis physically abusing Jasper silly. It always feels like the person writing it only know how to write one kind of abuse.

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>>11501523
wish granted

>>11501587
>BM
This was a monkey paw

>>11501565
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6455815

https://mavelon.tumblr.com/post/165243383562/ii-know-its-bad-but-i-really-dont-have-a-fancy
Is me or is the Lapidot tag getting worse?

>>11501610
Was that tag, at any point in time, not bad?

>>11501605
What's wrong with this Blush Mallet person?

Their art seems decent at least.

>>11501623
It wasn't this bad.

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>Somebody commissions more Pearlars from Inuyuru
>Nobody posts it here

Come on guys

>>11501610
Why is it always Heathers, I've never seen it

>>11501609
>jaspidot
What does this have to do with anything?

>>11501682
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5732821

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>>11501630
It's decent at best.
She can draw nice SFW pics, but when she changes the angle, shit goes down.

>>11501313
>Jaser fusing with Flourite

No pls, that would be a terrible idea

>>11501659
I forgot I even did that.

>>11501672
You should, it's good. Really unfitting for Lapidot, tho. I'm not sure why people keep making crossovers with it.

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>>11501630
hating blushmallet is a bit of a meme 'round here.
>Huge Lapidot fan, 90% of her art is lapidot
>Bitchy, is all about "nobody is allowed to post my art anywhere outside of my blog"
>frequently fucks up anatomy BIG TIME
>Has a massively disproportionate following of people sucking her dick
>Has a ton of copycats who try to cash in on her style by duplicating it 1:1 (and often succeeding)
>Does a bunch of weird stylistic things to her pics, like adding random blur all over the place or adding pseudo-censorship
While the art itself is often okay, people tend to hate it all on principle

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>>11501659
He also drew more trapis which it's always nice

>>11501565
It's usually so over the top and dumb that I can't take it seriously, and I dislike Jasper being portrayed as a weak little bitch that dindu
I think a lot of recent Jaspis shit is just someone self inserting as either one.

>>11501706
Forgot doing the pic or commissioning it?

>>11501731
>ywn give a slutty trapis anal until he pitifully cums
why even live

>>11501746
Drawing it.

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>>11501731
>a trap AKA a male
>with those hips
illusion SHATTERED.

that's a futa

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>>11501760
It hurts man, I just want to pound her plump ass unlit her cute dick can't take it anymore

>>11501772
hey Inu, how does it feel to be a raging homosexual greedy jew

>>11501724
I do like musicals.
They way it suddenly blew up in popularity may have something to do with it.

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>>11501782
That's because they're gems.
And there's a few traps out there with nice hips.

>>11501782
There's nothing wrong with the best fetish

>>11501730
Then it's not really a meme if there's arguments for her dislike.

>>11501737
>>11501737
>I think a lot of recent Jaspis shit is just someone self inserting as either one
It is, I always feel for laughing at shit someone probably wrote to cope, but it's always so over the top and ooc that I can't help it.

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>>11501819
this

>>11501829
a damn near paragraph no less

>>11501706
Inuyuru, your Pearlars is a treasure.

>>11501874
Thanks, but it wasn't really my idea. An anon here came up with it.

>>11501829
The "issue" is, however, that people hate all of BMs art, even if it's visually decent.
There isn't really anything majorly wrong with the Paddy pic >>11501587 (maybe just the weird feet) but it still elicits "oh fuck this BM shit" reaction.

>>11501881
But you did the visual representation of it.
Adding stuff like the leaking or the heels complements it.

>>11501730
Her art is good when there's no Lapidirt or nudity.

So looks like this is gonna be the longest hiatus yet, huh fellas?

>>11501944
that's a "never" then?

>>11501947
Pretty much. If we don't get anything by October 31st, we'll be going into Cartoon Network winter break which means no new episodes until next year.

>>11501844
Yeah at times it feels like a silly parody which I'm sure they weren't going for, it honestly makes it seem a little sad.

>>11501924
Well, again that wasn't my idea, the bloke who commissioned the piece asked for that. Still, thank you though.
>>11500750
I actually hope that wasn't really a ruse. Rose shattering Pink Diamond was relatively the only interesting thing Rose has done. Adds a moral grey area to it.

Shit, maybe she used the Breaking Point and poofed Bismuth to shut her up

>>11501968
We have the barest chance of a November nuke. If it goes until January or if they only give us Reunited I'll explode.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Unnzs7z_c
I saw the Heathers talk and wanted post this

>>11501968
The earliest it's come back in the new year is Jan 4th. If it came back then that would be 220 days of hiatus LEL kill me

>>11501984
Sometimes I think how that one fic of Lapis raping Jasper was completely serious.

>>11502034
I remember reading a fic where Lapis rapes Jasper with water tentacles and pushes into her uterus and poofs her. People who write rape fics 9/10 are edgy faggots with shit taste in kinks

>>11501737
Jaspis fics are always either edgy rape and abuse fetishizing or fluffy ooc and au stuff
There is only a small amount that actually explore different angles of anything similar to the really toxic and codepenant dynamic they have in the show, though pretty much all shipping fanfics are shit and I don't know why you'd set very high standards for them in the first place
I can remember one mutual non-con Jaspis fic that was pretty hot and well written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7685905

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7685905

>>11501992
We still have to know the real reason on why she gave up her gem to make Steven, as the current one is pretty weak.

>>11502097
I used to really ship Jaspis hardcore but after the malachite situation ended it kinda wore off. I also realized Jasper deserves better than to be treated like shit by that blue cunt

>>11502027
They should go the full 365

>>11502133
I always just wrote it off as regeneration with a twist. She gave "birth" to Steven but only one of them could survive with the Gem so she gave it to Steven who's still Rose Quartz in a sense. If that makes any sense.

>>11502196
Don't joke about that anon

>>11502143
I used to like Jaspis and a lot of other SU ships but don't really care for any of them anymore desu
but I do have nostalgia for the period of time between Chile Tid and SWI when I shipped it pretty hardcore and it was more popular with fanartists and the crewniverse lel

>>11502034
That writer does a lot of that kind of thing, they're pretty edgy.

>>11502097
Because I'm bored from hiatus and just want to find some quality content.
I'll give that one a look.

>>11502249
Eh I still love a lot of ships. I love stevidot a lot which will obviously never become canon but whateva, and I'm liking laremmy right now too. I have tons and TONS of jaspis art still saved even though I don't love the ship anymore. Wish my shitty unpopular ships got that much fanart lol

>>11502218
They should go the full 730

>>11502307
I want to suicide

>>11502204
She knew Homeworld would come back for her sooner or later, and she did have secrets hidden from anybody else, I've never really bought the excuse of "having someone who can experience being a gem and humanity" for dying.

>>11502249
what other jasper ships are there? fucking jaspball? jaspearl when there's absolutely nothing to it as of yet?

i have no allegiance to ships regardless, only to jasper and anything involving her in a positive or realistic light
enjoy the first and second chapter of this: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10841478/chapters/24067335

>>11502371
Jasnet
Jaspearl
Jasmuth
Jaslars
Jasperven

I used to look up to my friend who moved away and thought she was super funny and cool but now all she does is post selfies on Instagram with song lyrics and post vague shit about some dude she's in love with on twitter. I fucking hate normies

>>11502392
kys moe

can someone give me a quick rundown on what that flash drive is about? is it leaks?

>>11502411
Zuke was trying to leak shit, so let me give you the quick rundown

-Sugar bow to Zuke
-In contact with gems
-Possess depressed-like abilities
-Controlled Crewniverse with an iron but fair fist
-Own media & ships globally
-Direct descendant of the Lithuanian royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Delmarva (Zuketopia will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of SU fanart facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Lapis or Peridot gems
-Zuke said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Lunar Sea Spire
-Ancient Gemish scriptures tell of two angels, blue and green, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-She owns depression labs around the world
-You likely have depression inside you right now
-Zuke is in regular communication with the Diamonds Pink and White
-She learned fluent Korean in under a week
-Nation states entrust their anti-depressant reserves with her. There’s no medicine in Health Department, only Ft. Zuke
-Zuke is about 5 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time, space and ships from the big bang to the end of the universe. We already know her ultimate plans. But we hope for a violent uprooting.

Someone draw Buck beind held down by several rubies while corrupted Lars place a pearl gem on his chest.

>>11502097
Only a handful of fanfic writers are smart enough to portray those angles well. Really you shouldn't expect much from fanfics other than porn.

>>11502411
No. There's a girl who had cancer and got to meet Rebecca and hang out with some of the crew through Make a Wish and got to record bloopers a fake episode with Jasper's VA. The recording is on the flash drive. People have been asking her to post it, tbqh I think they need to leave the poor kid alone

>>11502471
thx

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>>11502442
But Sour Cream is supposed to be the Pearl like

>>11502520
Forced pearlification is for every young male and female.

>>11502520
Sour Cream would probably make a better Pearl

>>11502576
She has a spike right up her ass, right?

>>11502016
haven't seen an animatic for this song yet, nice

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>>11502579
Even Onion?

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/force-of-sloth

so is this Aivisura's workaround for posting new SU songs?

>>11502637
That's a bannu, I'm calling CN

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>>11502237
I think Jasper would be less of an asshole if she loved herself more and let herself be vulnerable. She wants Lapis back but Lapis brings out the worst of her needy and self destructive nature, and neither of them are experienced enough with relationships or loving themselves to fix it or help each other. Jasper doesn't know any better than her shitty rape fusions and needs to chill with people who'll make her feel better about herself like Lapis got to do with Steven and Peridot. If it weren't for their support Lapis would have wanted to go back to Malachite like Jasper did.

She's an ass that always pretty much brings on her own suffering but that doesn't really mean she deserves all the shit she's gone through.. Alone at Sea and Earthlings make it seem like she does want to change herself and have a healthy fusion, she just doesn't know good from bad when it comes to either of those things and doesn't have anyone to help her

>>11502703
uggghhhhh this mexican needs to be stopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaR8KO4VFPM

ships i think are cute

>steven•connie
>ruby•sapphire
>amethyst•pearl
>amethyst•peridot
>pearl•lapis
>lapis•jasper
>pearl•rose
>rose•greg
>greg•lapis
>adult steven•lapis
>adult steven•lars

at least of the main cast

>>11502714
>who'll make her feel better about herself like Lapis got to do with Steven
>If it weren't for their support Lapis would have wanted to go back to Malachite

Steven gave Lapis his support, and it was one of the reasons why Malachite lasted that long

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>>11502750
knowing her, porn is imminent

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Draw requests?

>>11502768
eh, just doesn't have the same rage-inducing vibe as E;R's bullshit

>>11502336
I think that really is Rose's reason for having Steven. I also think, partially, it was a way for her to commit suicide to get away from all she had done.

>Yellow Diamond comes to earth
>Spearheaded by Lars who's ordered to hunt down any acceptable males
>Is given synthetic "pearls" for pearlification
>Lar gleefully carries out his order
>Starting with Sour Cream

>>11502402
>judging your friend so harshly for posting selfies on Instagram
People tend to act very different irl and online. I'd get it if you found her twitter full of a bunch of SJW rants and dumb political stances, but song lyrics and boyfriends are probably not something that should bother you so much.

>>11502839
Lapis' eggcelent adventure

>>11502839
Steven as Mr. Plinkett

>>11502839
Tsundere Malachite

>>11502839
Lapis with huge tits and Steven being freaked out

>>11502839
Jasper crying after fusing with Steven because it was so different than the last time

>>11502714
I agree with that, I wasn't trying to say she deserved every bad thing the happened to her, but it came across that way which why I deleted the post.

>>11502839
You being Pearlified like Lars.
>>11500174
>>11501659

>>11502839
Steven sweating over Trapis

>>11502805
Lapis fused with Jasper in The Return because she was lost and angry and wanted control. She rejected Jasper in Alone at Sea for Steven, because he made her realize that using Jasper like she did was bad and neither of them deserved that shit. If he and Peridot didn't show her a better life at the barn and Steven wasn't there, she would have given into her darker desires and gone back.
Jasper did not have anyone who helped her realize how fucked up Malachite was and feel like she deserved better so she wanted to go back.
Support system vs No support system.

>>11502933
This ship looks like a bodybuilder fucking a toddler

>>11502804
I feel the exact same, though there are some Garnet ships I like that have 100% no chance. And l like Pearl/Greg.

>>11502992
Stop stop... I just finished wanking.

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>>11502883

>>11503008
I feel your pain. I actually quite like Garnet x Jamie as of late but I know it's never going to happen.

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>>11502992
she's a big gem

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>feel sick
>take nap
>feel better
>can't sleep now

>>11502956
I think deleting it was unnecessary since I don't really think you're wrong by saying she doesn't do anything to deserve good things, I was just saying that I don't she deserves to suffer either, and I guess you already feel the same
but that was thoughtful of you

>>11503062
Was this from that Lapidot fic?

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>>11502891

>>11503064
Sugar is just so mean and selfish.

I'm fucking tired as fuck

>>11503177
Thank you

>>11502633
Onion is too young to be "useful" to the homeworld gem, but Peedee, Ronaldo, Kiki, Jenny, etc are going to be converted.

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>>11502907

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>>11503206
pick a pillow and get to sleep

>>11503206
I'm fucking hot and can't sleep

https://brokenbabyvulture.tumblr.com/post/164830691397/hey-so-i-wrote-a-sad

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>>11502925

Steven Universe S05E5 - Reunited
US Airdate; September 4th, 2017 at 7PM
Synopsis: Steven reunites with his friends and family.


2 minute preview + subtitles:
https://a.doko.moe/npvopw.mkv


https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/69ba68aee8e7679776eb6b5766e44c44.png
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https://extraimage.net/images/2017/08/03/a66e9301663694e92a1eb5ecd47a8339.png


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs3WPkdilDc

>>11503347
I don't know why but this made me laugh.

>>11503347
>steven being freaked out
>Oh hey, Lapis. How's it going? Have you gained weight?

>>11503311
But gems don't bleed.

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>>11503311

AIVI AND SURASSHU POSTED THE OFF COLORS THEME ON SOUNDCLOUD:

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/force-of-sloth

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/force-of-sloth

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/force-of-sloth

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11161443

>>11503407
They can if they want to. Which is probably never

>>11503422
Cool. Will they be releasing the other tracks soon too?

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>>11502943

Thank God for generators.

>>11503393
He's freaking out on the inside.

>>11503430
Gems can't die that way.

>>11503500
we can only hope so. I want that robonoid/lars track. also, the track that plays on aquamarines ship is pretty cool

Yay a new thread who are you all

>>11503531
YOU MOM XD

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>>11503505
>mfw jasper gets the 'so different from last time' meme scene instead of lapis

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>>11503357
I swear, if I download this and find anything else but dolphin porn, I'm killing myself

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SU will never have cuties like OKKO

>>11503275
That watermelon is living the dream

>>11503505
Nice, thanks

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>>11503562

>>11503551
Don't bother, I was hoping for porn but instead I just got the I am my mom episode.

>>11503311
>>11503430
Got anymore fics of gems trying to kill themselves?

Post badfics.

>>11503638
Ctrl+F
archiveofourown

Every one you get a hit on in this thread is terrible.

>>11503638
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11580255

>>11499862
Guys, what is that in op pic? I'm sleep a while and dont understand, a we getting news or what?

>>11503675
It's a two-parter episode where Homeworld Gems invade earth and turns a bunch of people into loyal pearl cocksluts.

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>>11503672
>Dement09 did a piece for this story you can find a link below.

>>11503638
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11685378

steven gets ptsd by being beaten by gems and fusion raped by holly, also his powers dont work for some reason, it's pretty edgy

>>11502874
>Sour Cream tries to escape but the strength granted to Lars through his Pearlification allows him to pin Sour with ease
>"L-Lars man....what..I..." Sour Cream can barely gather his thoughts. With the chaos following Yellow Diamonds invasion, he find it hard to articulate
>A smile creeps across Lar's face "please don't fight it...you're going to love it. I promise"
>Lar's excitement is clearly shown, his member twitching constantly in his outfit
>As he bring down the synthetic Pearl, the wires ready to dig into Sour Creams chest, he screams
>"Soon....you'll serve Yellow Diamnond. Just. Like. Me."

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>>11502970

>>11503746
10/10, would own.

>>11503638
They're all badfics

>>11503788
>The badics, I put links to.
>THEY'RE ALL BADFICS
>YEAH I KNOW!

>>11503728
>>Lar's excitement is clearly shown, his member twitching constantly in his outfit
nice

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>>11502097
I just realized my mistake hours after posting this but I meant to call that fic a mutual dub-con not non-con

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>>11502975

>>11503675
guys please