officially official pony thread
>>11504199
sweet digits bro
>>11504210
Thanks
What happened to your name in the OP?
>>11504230
idk
i even had to fill out a car captcha instead of a work captcha
>>11504247
So what are you up to? Have you fixed your gpu yet?
>>11504277
Oh thank you for sparing some time to post at us,
considering how busy you are with pubg.
With pubg.
>>11504271
>>11504290
yes
don't tell anyone
>>11504290
You seem to be genuinely upset by me
Darwin shows his love in very interesting ways.
Interesting.
>>11504175
How thick are her turds?
>>11504400
>her
>>11504410
Maud's a girl, isn't she?
>>11504445
is trixie a girl? i want to disbelieve
>>11504450
How big are Trixie's poos?
I am the Hydra.
>>11504528
thats fuckin deep man
>>11504351
just wait until he shows you his gaping hole.
>>11504539
>>11504538
you seem yo be an expert on the topic.
>>11504450
When was the last time you were in a relationship azu?
>>11504572
let me get that sauce
>>11504592
Sweet dreams are made of this.
http://www.xvideos.com/video25972971/sexy_petite_blond_tgirl_rammed_hard_in_her_ass
>>11504629
>>11504607
perfect, thank you
>>11504629
you...
>>11504632
w-what?
the virgins feeling cheated 10/10 desu lol.
>>11504646
yes?
No salvation lol.
>>11504584
no
>>11504647
:hmm:
>>11504649
fuck you talkin bout
>>11504666
You stole my Satan.
do you want trannie porn in exchange?
>>11504686
only ponies tho
>>11504679
I'm just a little fiend.
what you wont do I will.
>>11504666
Don't make me resort to drastic measures.
>>11504702
wrong
>>11504716
>>11504704
oh. what are you gunna do?
>>11504720
THANKS A LOT BTW
>>11504727
How big are Twilight's turds?
>mfw I google trannie pony.
LMAO
>>11504734
they don't shit my friend
>>11504737
They do though
>>11504737
I would keep a dildo under my pillow, if I was you for those just in case situations.
>>11504730
For what?
>>11504737
How was work today?
who are you Anon?
I demand an answer.
>>11504757
for nothing
obviously
>>11504772
>>11504783
explain the shit stains on your face!
>>11504791
>>11504794
go ahead and smile you cunt.
:)
>>11504780
>>11504805
>>11504810
Cunt fucker!
>>11504809
i am going to eat a pound of asparagus and pee on you while you sleep
>>11504815
Are you saying you don't fuck cunts?
>>11504818
too fucking kinky!
>>11504826
who said I didn't?
LMAO desu.
>>11504853
OwO
>>11504867
>>11504863
don't be shy boy.
go ahead and touch it, but it gets even better if you stroke it.
>>11504818
>>11504872
>>11504879
>>11504882
I'm willing to bet, that both of you are dripping precum, at this very moment.
>>11504879
murr
goodnight
>>11504892
why?
>>11504901
goodnight
Oh neat! There's gonna be a tropical storm in Kentucky!
>>11504913
dat perfect image swap
>>11504913
>>11504914
Oh did I steal your image? I think mine is better.
>>11504913
>>11504914
>>11504903
God is here in his holy temple.
>>11504917
>skitty have anime reaction images
>>11504919
yeah
I have an Idea of who might be the Anon that requested me the tasty sauce.
I wish I'm wrong tho.
>>11504920
>>11504924
>>11504932
What has transpired over my shift? Did skitty ask for gay porn?
I think I might try a bit more expensive bottle of champagne next weekend since I had a good experience with the stuff I had this weekend.
I cant keep my hands away from my penis and my vision is getting fat, what should I do?
>>11504941
Give us your real name and a picture of your face.
>>11504941
Nothing! If you're catholic, you should speak with your priest immediately.
>>11504935
even worse his bf did.
>>11504572
>>11504592
>>11504607
they fail to see the magic.
>>11504944
Bun if I give you my middle name will you leave anon alone?
>>11504944
It will bite the hand.
>>11504950
I'm pretty sure I know who it is any way.
>>11504953
Who what is?
>>11504958
So nosey
Drop the name, if you get close enough, I will take a picture of my face right now and post it.
>>11504961
Pretty sure that's your thing.
Well time for bed, see you people tomorrow.
I will give you a hint.
I've got the devil's hand.
Moses is mine and I carry him with pride.
>>11505005
you were this close - to getting my face pic and it would have been quite a revelation.
>>11505028
Shut it john.
Masturbating to tranny porn should a world wide sport.
until the next time see ya!
>>11505093
>Masturbating to tranny porn should a world wide sport.
Only if all competitors are executed afterwards.
>>11505210
discordio is that you? I thought you finally admitted your homosexuality.
>>11505228
>>11505228
>discordio is that you?
No, I'm not one of you horsefags.
>>11505371
Stop lying to yourself it isnt good your your mental health.
>>11505400
its true
heading to bed, have a good one.
>>11505436
sayonara desu
>>11505353
>>11505436
Nighty Rap!!
>>11505463
>>11505469
End of another day.
Just a few hundred more and it'll be it.
yesterday was two million years ago.
>>11505529
>>11505574
>>11505599
>>11505667
>>11505683
>>11505708
>>11505828
>>11505884
Morning bread
>>11506920
Morning Moonie!! sleep well?
>>11507026
Yeah
How're you?
>>11507040
Glad to hear!
I'm doing good, just watching last episodes of Fargo as I'm pretty bored lol, also probably gonna have dinner soon-ish
all good on your side hopefully?
>>11507058
Yeah, everything is fine over here, just a lot of rain
>>11507073
I wish I had some rain here, it's been months lol
might finally get some next week but that's bound to change to persistent sunshine
I'm guessing that's from the remains of Irma heading north, or has nothing to do with it?
>>11507094
I believe it irma may related to it, yeah
I'm pretty far from the coastline and we didnt get any warnings about it or anything
>>11507127
Hopefully nothing serious then. Here we don't have hurricanes or typhoons, but sometimes we get get some major storms or isolated developing storms, 2 years ago there was a little rain expected, but a major thunderstorm build up near shore out of nowhere and the winds were basically tropical storm like, even made a video when it happened, might upload it soon to show you, it only lasted 15 minutes, but it 15 minutes of craziness
>>11507232
The only thing we get over here is minor flooding at times
We got a tiny tremor from an earthquake once though, wasnt strong enough to knock anything over
>>11507243
>forgetting the ice storm
>>11507243
Do you guys ever get any tornadoes over there? I swear I've seen just about every weather pattern there is in Louisville. It floods here too.
>>11507419
Virginia had an ice storm?
>>11507431
We have never had a tornado
>>11507448
WHAT? You niggers didn't get hit by that motherfucker? Is it just the Ohio river valley with the shitty weather?
>>11507463
I dont recall an ice storm over here
Horses
The CISO of Equifax had a Bachelor's and Master's degree in musical composition. Somehow I imagine an exchange went down like this:
>You'll be responsible for ensuring the security of half the nation's financial data. What qualifications do you have?
>I can write songs and I have a vagina.
>You're FUCKING HIRED!
look at pony playing dig dug, good portal pone
The storm was 24 hours ago, but I'm still in the dark. Fuck this nigger city.
what's with the appalling lack of fils
I see a lot of best horse in here
>>11509170
So what kind of stuff has babs been feeding you?
>>11509170
She's a good horse
>>11508886
Hey Interrobang, how's it hanging?
>>11509351
Pretty good, I've been looking into getting a new phone.
>>11509364
What features are you looking for?
>>11509198
Froot loops
>>11509218
Best
>>11509393
>>11509382
Switching between apps without them having to reload.
I actually recommend against the froot loops
>>11509418
still there?
>>11510023
Yeah, I'm still here
Whats up?
>>11510081
Yea I had a few things to do, then lost track of time when a friend told me about new applel phone presentation
also here's that video I said I wanted to show you of that sudden storm https://webmshare.com/Lnvj4
lasted about 15 mins then suddenly stopped, but that lightening was crazy intense
>>11510114
That rain is pretty heavy, we've gotten rain about that heavy over here, too
One time we had a huge thunderstorm right above us, the thunder was actually deafening, scared the hell out of our cat
>>11510146
We had a severe thunderstorm back in March once and it was striking many areas nearby, but one of them struck the roof of the building I live in and fried some circuit for the elevator, scary and loud af as I was awake in bed when it struck
also here's a video of how my street looked like right after that heavy rain, gives you an idea of the land I live on, no flooding danger but you wouldn't wanna be on the street walking when this happens lol
https://webmshare.com/QP8Pe
>>11510302
I has a sad.
>>11510302
We havent had that happen in front of our house, but some of the lower areas in the city have
I think a thunderstorm hit our power lines once, but that was a long time ago
>>11510331
Oh hai Echi, what's wrong?
>>11510335
sounds pretty messy, I remember when something like that happened once and the voltage in my house was going insane until the power went out, luckily that's where having a private generator subscription comes in handy.. makes me wonder what's in store for us next winter
>>11510387
sorry, i fell asleep on you last night
how are you?
>>11510511
No worries Azuzuzuzu~
I'm doing good, just chillin, watched the applel event, gonna have supper soon, just browsing a bit here n there
how bout u? :3
>>11510387
I don't know. I'm just in a bit of a funk tonight I guess.
>>11510552
i'm good, but after all the shit i did last night i'm amazed i actually had any dreams.
>applel event
any gud laptops?\?
>>11510511
*boop Azuzu*
>>11510740
HOW DO WE DREAM SEMPAI
>>11510560
I've had those types of nights, it'll pass eventually, got any movie/series to watch or vidya to play?
>>11510727
The mind works in mysterious ways!
well no, Apple invented the watch again, then invented 4K HDR TVs, then invented the iphone 7s (which they call the 8) and to hell with 9 so they went straight to X! and also invented OLED displays and also magically invented facial scans (cuz NSA was getting bored with fingerprints and there's no signs of a fingerprint scanner on this one)... all for the very low price of $999 for the 64gb version
oh and on the first demonstration of the facial scan unlock it failed so they had to switch to a backup phone
Also you should take a look at how the front screen looks like, looks fun for watching content and games!
>>11510860
I have the A TEAM. That helps.
Also poni.
>>11510860
I have the A TEAM. That helps.
Also poni.
Also that picture made me smile :)
>>11510740
*stealth boop*
>>11510860
too many words!
>22 posters
Ur all fags
>>11510901
Oh man, it's been forever since I watched that, remember I used to watch it whenever it showed on TV, I wouldn't mind re-watching that and Knightrider again
>>11510939
tl;dr 1245 AUS DOLLAROOS PHONUU
>>11510971
Welcome to the list :^3
>>11510971
validating claim 14% complete
>>11511027
it's not a phone its a hendheld feature device
>>11511525
>>11511591
only sweetie belle
>>11511601
that's not even close to being sweetie belle
>>11511611
Orly
>>11511625
think again
>>11511190
henhald focebuuk device
>>11511636
every non-sweetie belle type entity is a failure in the eyes of god
this whole universe was just a machine built to produce sweetie belle one time, everything else is just sabots, to be discarded as the ultimate goal arcs along it's intended trajectory; everything else falls back through the atmosphere to be incinerated as the cosmic trash it always was
>>11511670
it's celestia and twilight
explain this outrage
>>11511709
I think you misspelled Apple Bloom. Twice. In one post.
>>11511695
galaxy s7 edge is pretty fuckin beefty would reccomend 5/5 stars
>>11511728
she
shes
WHITE DAMN IT
>>11511757
your opinion is the metaphorical equivalent of waste heat
>>11511774
tenuous
>>11511849
SXC
>>11511890
mfw adult sweeties
>>11510804
Not a clue. Are we dreaming now? It must be weird for me to dream about being in a lab.
>>11510939
Needs more boops.
>>11511849
Facts aren't opinions tho
>>11511933
every time you pollute the world with anti-sweetie belle sentiment, baby jesus drop kicks a puppy into a plate glass window
>>11511922
if we are dreaming right now theres a pretty serious spell going on
>>11511922
all the boops
*boops you*
*boops CaNoN*
>>11511959
Puppies aren't fillies tho so whatever
>>11511972
the window is made of fillies
>>11511998
>>11512019
attractive ones
not as attractive as sweetie belle obviously
>>11512047
So, scootaloos
>>11511966
*Smooch boop*
>>11512059
let's not get carried away
>>11511774
I'm still using my Note 4, it's still gets the job nicely for everything I use, I might look at getting a Note 8 later on when the price drops a bit
Fuck yeah!!!!!
Rumble EP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yHfZduNyLQ
>>11512434
Oh shit, whaddup!
>>11511757
It's spelled "Rainbow Dash".
>>11512496
>>11511027
Yes, Knightrider is dabes.
>>11513196
>all this sweetie bell porb
;_;
Know what's funny? My Galaxy 7 tablet is big enough to use as a computer that fits in my pocket but small enough to use as a phone.
This is because I have giant hands.
>>11513196
>>11513520
Just finished watching Fargo season 3, I hated the first episodes but the 2nd half of it was pretty nice
and now I'm wondering what to watch next
how's you? :3
>>11513560
Can I recommend Chance?
It's got Hugh Laurie in int. It's really good.
>>11513560
Awesome!
I'm grinding cummie game XP. Goal is to reach level 10 and then quit.
Aside from that I'm watching youtube and laying around, lol
Alright, I'm back from the lab and my belly is full. How is everypony?
>>11513713
Could you bot the cummie game?
Steal bots have been outlawed.
>>11513766
I considered making a self-bot for auto-steals but decided to do it manually instead to avoid any potential trouble.
>>11513642
looks interesting, but I just remembered I got a few classics that I always wanted to watch
>>11513713
takes a bit to reach from the start, but with every level up you start getting there faster than you'd expect
ah, sounds like a fine way to pass time lol
Advantages to my roommate having left: I can lay naked on my bed instead of suffering in the heat. No clothes + a fan at my back. This is how you tell September to go fuck itself.
>>11513981
This is why air conditioning was invented.
>>11514098
Why use air conditioning when I could simply not wear clothes?
OMG fuck this shit. Fucking fix my power motherfucking fucks. Fuuuuuuuuck!
>>11514150
Why not do both?
>>11514246
I'm guessing that your power infrastructure was thoroughly trashed. Unless you live near a hospital or get lucky, expect to be without power for a few weeks. Let me tell you from experience that cold showers will get old very quickly.
>>11514405
If it lasts longer than one more day I will go down to the power company and kill everyone in a glorious armed massacre.
Also I have a gas water heater.
>>11514506
Being without power for a few weeks isn't the end of the world. Just be grateful that you have hot water. Also, if you have a gas stove then you won't have to grill all of your food. Additionally, remember that hard cheeses and fermented meats such as salami and pepperoni will keep for several days, if not longer, outside of refrigeration.
>>11514838
It's a huge pain in the ass. All my food is going to go bad. There's a whole pack of chicken I can't cook. Fuck this shit.
>>11515077
Cook it all up now and eat it up in one day. Then starve yourself for a week.
>>11515077
Do you have an icebox?
You might be able to preserve a few things a little bit longer, if you have any ice left
>>11515102
I just said i can't cook it.
There's no power.
>>11515139
It's in there but after 30 hours it's a lost cause to keep it cold.
Probably wont have nearly enough ice even if you do, but it still might salvage some fridge food
>>11515175
That long?
Shit
>>11515177
Steam rolled hair, whip it thru the air and pop it brotha, slick like dub oh seven man you fly like djrocket!
>>11515175
Start a fire!
>>11515201
>>11515189
They aren't even trying to fix my shitty neighborhood. I wonder how long until the nigs figure out they can strip the copper out of all this electrical stuff when there's no current going through it.
>>11515175
Gas water heater, but electric stove? Even so you can still cook. Either use a grill or dig a hole in the ground.
>>11515218
Have you considered saving up money to move?
>>11515214
Come back down to my knees
Gotta get back, gotta get free
Come back down to my knees
Be like them, lean back and breathe…
>>11515218
This is something that is going to take a long time. Resources are spread thin.
>>11515222
I have a gas range, but I don't have a way to cook meat on it. I don't own a grill other than my foreman. I'm not going to go starting any cook fires, that's just asking for trouble.
I'm very particular about how I like my chicken. It's either cook it on a foreman or I won't want it.
The way I cook chicken essentially turns it to jerky. It can sit out for days unrefiderated. In advance of the storm I was able to cook most of the meat, so I still have enough chicken jerky to last a while.
>>11515281
Hell no. I could live anywhere, but I choose here because I'm waiting on a developer to buy the neighborhood. Then I can cash in. I will not lose money on this property.
>>11515352
I demand more resources!
Oh well still plenty of weed and liquor.
I also have a TV in my truck that has been wonderful today.
>>11515352
There isn't enough manpower going around. Everybody's poisoned.
>>11515447
Oh, I see
I hope that ends up working out for you
>>11515487
Pineapples are in my head!
I guess it's not so bad without power. The only thing I miss is having lights. I wonder if I can get my trucks power converter to run my modem so I don't sit here eating up my data.
>>11515700
I wouldn't bet on your regular internet being up if there is no power.
>>11516017
Yeah. Turns out the whole neighborhood has power except my street. A tree fell across the road and took a bunch of things out. Anyway I reported this dangerous condition so hopefully something happens and I can save my chicken.
>page 7
Bumping, also going to sleep
>>11517473
Night
>>11517473
Good night
lock all the faggots up in camps.
we must repopulate the world.
>>11518553
How's it going?
>>11518584
it's going.
how is it going with you?
>>11518676
sweet.
tomorrow is gonna suck for me. otherwise, i'm fine.
>>11518792
what's going on?
>>11518553
Hey hon
>>11518897
hey babe. what's good?
>Raptor never says hi to me anymore
>>11518858
a full 8 hour day. woo.
>>11518936
Hey beautiful.
>>11518918
You.
whats new?
>>11518936
You're usually in bread before me :P
Okay, I'm bored, and /b/read is kinda dead right now. What's up?
>>11518553
Why do you want to be locked in a camp, Rose?
>>11518975
I've found out edibles are easier to hide, and take.
I am high.
>>11519006
for the oven orgies!
Farewell everyone! I gotta rest.
>>11518955
Hey darling! Thanks~
>>11519024
>oven orgies
Why not have sex in a walk-in freezer?
>>11519084
cause fags are too hot to freeze to death
>>11519077
Rest well. <3
>>11519102
Right, but just imagine, sucking a dicksicle!
>>11519193
nah man.
sweat~
>>11519204
I wonder if sweat makes for good lube...
>>11519255
no...
come on man.
>>11519312
Sweaty dick inside sweaty butt... it could work.
>>11519323
I suppose.
>>11519336
And sweaty bodies pressed up real close to each other~
>>11519452
nya!
it's like you're bathing in one another~
>>11519341
rappy.
what's your opinion on sweat?
>>11519477
I'd imagine so~
>this thread is still up
>>11519477
as lube?
Won't work
>>11519903
in general/.
>>11519913
Makes people smell awful
>>11519923
fair enough
>>11519952
Especially girls.
Have you noticed that?
Time to go shower.
Go shower.
>>11519971
Eh... I actually liked the smell of my ex's sweat... But I guess that's something you get used to.
>>11519971
I don't mind BO too much desu,
don't bully
>>11519975
I hope you slip.
>>11520162
>>11520162
>>11520162
>>11520162
>>11520162
New /b/read you lazy butts