HG Thread.
Ultimate thrill ride.
Is it past or is it future?
Enter here.
Person of Controversial Discussion
Ape
>>11504172
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11504172
Gascoigne
Araragi Karen of the past future looking for a way to destroy the villains surrounding the arena with the power of Justice and maybe she'd be able to acquire new friends to be allies of Justice buddies.
Ms. Adachi
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11504172
Madoka "Cyan-Chan" Gaster
>>11504172
Zer0
I get that you don't want to talk to me in here with all these people tagging me as some creep and if you'd reply they'd think you're weird as well. I've made a discord where we can talk in peace and others's opinions don't matter.
Please add me and we can work everything out there, Yuno.
Hikari to Kage#2093
Also don't try to add me if you're not her because I know what Yuno's profile looks like and I'm not going to deal with shitposters there too.
>>11504172
Mikudayo
The Ding Dongs
Eto Yoshimura
Akashi
>>11504213
He may have gotten to the final two once, but did he beat dark souls 3 live on stream?
>>11504216
>Smoking Pocky
nice
>>11504223
>the cleveland indians win streak is of higher numerical value than the amount of tributes entered so far
Lord Beerus
Dallas
>taps foot
>>11504172
Insomniac Usotsuki
I guess that's all of you.
Well.
>>11504310
Stop that noise
Have a slide.
>>11504323
You gotta make me win this one, right?
>>11504334
>bloodbath death
Thanks for hosting dach
>>11504172
What is this blasphemy, I see a serious lack of ClownPiece!
>>11504334
I feel like home, crickets and frogs everywhere
>>11504334
>>11504334
I hate everything.
>>11504337
That's not how it works.
>>11504371
>>11504334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
>>11504371
But I'm pretty sure I'll win
>>11504383
wrong.
>>11504398
I expect a compensation for this, Karen.
Mokou is my wife
Mokou ismy life
>>11504447
I actually shave my eyebrows
>>11504458
>>11504458
It's a Chanel, like my necklace
>>11504468
I want to give Cara a pearl necklace.
>>11504470
>>11504470
Who do you take me for? A Disney princess?
I want gold, shiny gold.
>>11504470
Looks like I won, right?
>>11504485
>>11504495
Masaka! He's fast!
>>11504516
I will win... I will wi-
>>11504521
if you win you gotta blow me
Looks like I've missed out. I think the one with the glasses will win
>>11504535
I don't want to win anymore suddenly...
the end
Winner.
Placements.
>>11504548
>>11504560
I-I gotta go!
>>11504548
>>11504560
Looks like I was right. Congrats.
>>11504564
Thank you for the game.
I love you yuno
This is my wife. Please say something nice about her and give her pets.
>>11504644
>>11504644
Why would you marry "that" of all things?
>>11504644
shes not as good as my goddess mitsuki
>>11504644
I wanna put a collar on her.
dead as fuck
>>11504697
same lamao
>sleeps
>>11504797
>Gets off work
>>11504821
What are you?
>>11504842
Whatever that is, it doesn't answer anything. Speak.
>>11504822
>teleports behind you
>>11504857
!!!
>>11504869
Dont mind me just training magic
>>11504858
If you can only communicate with gestures, at least try to make it understandable.
>>11504877
You don't look dangerous. But don't expect me to give you a hug.
>>11504889
>>11504894
Don't touch me.
>>11504899
Adventure 1 > Adventure 2
>>11504902
Seriously? This better not be to turn yourself on, whatever you are.
>>11504929
>>11504934
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't detest you!
>>11504954
NGW?
how was everyones 9/11s? did you grill anything
>>11504959
You're starting to annoy me. Leave.
>>11504965
>>11504966
>>11504971
I've had enough. Get out of my sight before I force you to.
>>11505010
>>11505010
You're messing with powers you don't understand!
>>11505014
Why do I even bother...
>>11505026
>>11505029
You put this on yourself, now die like every other terran I've killed!
>Kerrigan abruptly pounces at the "terran".
>>11505049
https://youtu.be/vII1AGyantY
>>11505055
>The impact knocks Kerrigan to the ground, but she gets up easily.
Aren't 'you' feisty?
>Spikes shoot out of the ground towards the "terran".
>>11505115
>>11505115
>inb4 its a hologram
>>11505118
>The lasers disintegrate the spikes before they could peirce their target.
What the-?!
>They hit Kerrigan dead on before she could even react. Most of the carapace on her abdomen has been chipped off, she is visibly in pain.
Ngh! I don't know what you are, but this isn't over!
>She retreats by leaping away.
>>11505155
>Irritate my friend easily enough by saying one thing
>Proceeds to insult me by calling me American repeatedly
>Any time I try to use a fact against him he just goes back to calling me American
>Tells me that I should leave the friend group for being American, despite the fact that I've been there a year longer than him
Why must Australians be so fickle
>>11505180
because you use stupid ass words like fickle, just kill yourself
>>11505189
>>11505180
This.
>>11505180
They're australian, it's some sort of advanced master bants and shitpost
non australians just can't comprehend it
>>11505180
Because you're American
>>11505208
>>11505218
why would i want to call the jews
Who do you wanna fuck?
>>11505208
This pretty much sums up my discord group
Why can't I just go and make new friends
>>11505224
anyone that wants to fuck me
>>11505232
>Befriending Non-Americans.
>>11505224
THE GREAT EMERALD'S POWER ALLOWS ME TO FEEL
>>11505224
First 24, lurkers come out
>>11505271
Popeye in the Mornin'
>>11505247
Are you a cute anime girl?
>>11505271
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11505271
EmpLemon
>>11505271
Kerrigan
I'M FEELING LIKE A STAR, YOU CAN'T STOP MY SHINE
I'M LOVIN' CLOUD CITY MY HEADS IN THE SKY
>>11505271
Baki moving at Relativistic Speeds
>>11505279
no
the ffffffffFFFFFUCK kind of person roleplays an anime girl solely to fuck someone?
>>11505271
Roxas
"Right as I woke up. Cool."
>>11505271
Late Streamer
>>11505295
Ahri
>>11505271
Crazy Frog Armada
hi hello can i ask a question about the law
what counts as assault? can you be arrested for getting into a fistfight?
>>11505271
Usotsuki
>>11505296
>Kerrigan turns her head and notices Roxas.
Oh, hello again.
>She walks beside the familiar face.
>>11505271
Pupper Spike
>>11505313
>Asking HG of all places for legal advice.
>>11505271
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11505330
oh okay i'll fucking pop over to erp and ask them about assault and battery
>>11505332
Uhm take this down?
i dont like where this is going so i just wont do it
>>11505338
I like the looks of it, though.
>>11505325
Gimme a name and a face, first.
>>11505342
it is i adachi
>>11505346
Nah.
>>11505338
>>11505342
That's only because you have the advantage, but I won't lose this one.
>>11505348
it is i roxas
>>11505335
...
already dead
>>11505350
Paaaass.
>>11505349
You won't win it either! He's not even running it, silly.
>>11505364
...Oh. Blegh.
>>11505315
"Hello."
>Roxas frowns at her.
"Question. Are you... human? You almost look like it, but, you've got extra stuff."
>>11505368
it is i yukine
>>11505321
>Kissu
>>11505368
it is i urotsuki
>>11505374
>Just this once, kissus the Anon right back.
>>11505373
Next.
>>11505378
...Prove it.
>>11505364
>>11505338
Aw man, I wanted to fight some contenders, I do need to wake me up a little
>>11505364
Nani?
>As Kosaku begins to sit down and watch the game go by, he inexplicably wins, looking up in total surprise. He isn't even frustrated by becoming first place. "What kind of Stand is this? Am I getting so old that these games go faster than I can process?"
Thank you? Is this legitimate? What a... peculiar situation I've found myself in.
>>11505381
it is i kuga
>>11505381
you prove it
>>11505379
>blushus at the unexpected returned kissu
>>11505381
it is ayy lmao
>>11505393
>Lights it up.
>>11505386
Your pool is lame.
>>11505408
And you're just ugly!
>>11505368
>>11505364
Hmph.
>>11505370
I was human once, but that was until I became one with the zerg. That was when I something greater.
>>11505411
it is i
it is e
>>11505399
Let this be a lesson to you. Never kissu that which may kissu back.
>>11505412
Called it, though. Close enough?
>>11505414
Needs more face.
>>11505421
B-but i want the kissus back, i just rarely get them, so i d-didn't expect it
lovu spikey <3
>>11505430
I have no more ideas.
>>11505430
Can I fuck your armpits
>>11505453
Not even in your dreams! What do you think I am, a weirdo?
>>11505439
You tried. And that's what counts. Or something.
>>11505462
That picture is not as pretty.
tfw sent my brother in jail a letter asking if he can send me cummies
>>11505431
Have a good one, Anon.
>>11505479
>Tfw drunkenly sexting a fwb
>Tfw you've been messaging your cousin instead
>Tfw they've been replying
NEW GAME WHEN?
>>11505486
Alabama?
>>11505471
>I just like the artist, he does PC98s too.
tfw he sends me a used condom
>>11505510
i dont care about your family issues, be like pretty liar or get out
tfw it belongs to his cellmate
Look around you morty, do you really think this thr- *Uuurp* thread is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details.
>>11505538
sleep deprivation
>>11505479
>>11505510
>>11505537
What is this meme?
>>11505620
>Shitposter a while back used to shitpost exclusively with cropped images of Fluorette and made shit up about my relationship with my family. It happens again now and then.
>You know, the usual.
>>11505537
Shitposting Aussa is soooooo 2016.
Good night world. Don't get insomnia.
tfw dad stretches my asshole every night before bed
>>11505685
good night aussa
Where the games at my Ni[B][B]a's?
>>11505727
I'm holding them hostage
It will cost you 100 million $ if you want to see them ever again
KAMINA
Too dead for a game or are people just lurking at the moment?
>>11505732
Ok
If i give you 200 million $ will you host one of them for us aswell?
>>11505734
>>11505746
Matoi.
>>11505412
"Sounds familiar."
>Roxas takes a long sip from his mug, looking out at the morning sun
(Sorry bout that, real life took priority.)
>>11505765
Please stop reminding me Dean is pretty much gone.
>>11505735
I'm here
Oh well lets have a game.
Cage Games 43.
First 24.
>>11505685
Sleep tight, aussa shitposter, and stay based.
>He doesn't speak to Dean daily on Steam and Discord
>>11505735
I could go for a game if you're willing to host
>>11505778
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11505778
The Uber gang
>>11505778
Lord Beerus
>>11505778
Akane Kowata
>>11505781
DEANO CAN'T YOU SEE, I WAS BLIND, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND,
>>11505798
Is this guy ever anything but filler?
>>11505778
Hulk Coke-Can
>>11505810
2 Years Ago He Wasn't
>>11505778
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>11505778
Furry Samus
>>11505778
Mixmaster
Gonna need 15 more. Bring out the fillers!
>>11505778
Sierra
>>11505778
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>11505778
Zero Suit Fox
>>11505778
Ronald McDonald
>>11505778
Flora
>>11505778
Kirito
>>11505778
INCINEROAR
>>11505778
Avenger
>>11505778
Elh Melizee
3 more.
>>11505790
Are you Natani?
>>11505854
The King in Yellow
>>11505778
Illyasviel von Einbern
>>11505854
Twerkey
>>11505840
Someone's using my image. I feel happy.
>>11505856
(Yes, why?)
>Roxas downs the rest of his coffee and gets ready for battle!
There we go. We'll begin in a moment.
>>11505870
Nothing. You did a good job! Keep it up
>>11505871
The bloodbath starts!
>>11505871
>>11505883
Ready. Moving out now.
>>11505874
>furries
>doing a good job at anything but being cancer
>>11505883
Day one.
>>11505889
"I prefer a snowboard..."
>Roxas skis down the mountain after his target regardless.
>>11505889
Night one.
I miss coming here :/
>>11505899
>They call it a gadget
>Roxas calls it GLIDE
>He jumps off the edge of the building, gliding away.
>>11505899
>>11505899
Day two.
>>11505900
Well how about drop lurking and have a little chit chat with us perhaps?
>>11505916
The assassins are coming after you! You better watch out!
>>11505932
Night two.
>Was going to rp
>Fucking headache sets in and ruins everything
>This probably happened because I've been awake for almost a whole day
Damn this weak mortal body
>>11505932
"Just business... nothing personal."
>Roxas walks away, his cloak swishing behind him.
"Finally got to say it."
>>11505932
>THE CRIMSON DEMON climbs under her bed and cowers, waiting out the assassins.
>>11505949
Day three.
>>11505952
Unless you have stuff to do later, perhaps you should get some rest now then?
>>11505952
nice rp
>>11505949
"...Looks like I don't get anything out of torture either."
>Roxas looks down at the mangled, broken body.
"Sorry about that."
>>11505963
I have no qualms about killing a human that looks like she was left in the stove for too long.
>>11505963
Night three.
>>11505959
nice rp
>>11505963
>How does a Nobody fake his death?
>By falling off a building and Gliding before actually hitting the ground.
Megumin...................
>>11505978
>Roxas is a good cheater as it turns out.
>Plent.y of cash to finish the job now.
Daddy.......................................
>>11505978
The feast.
>>11505978
>After beating down the door with her staff, Megumin walks into the room and beats the furry over and over with it.
>>11506003
"Maybe I should have learned to shoot from Xigbar."
>Roxas tosses the pistol aside.
>>11506003
Day four.
>>11505994
>>11505993
>Plent.y
NICE RP
>>11506023
>He's actually got several, namely a lack of long range capabilities.
>Additionally, making him angry will make him irrational, and he's on a short fuse.
>>11506023
N-Now if it only came with someone who could pilot this...
>>11506023
Night four.
>>11506033
>Not having an autopilot
Latest tech my ass
>>11505994
Get this thottery out of here
>>11506034
"...Never fuck with electric things. Larxane was a great example of that."
>Roxas grumbles to himself, eating pocky sticks and watching the final four.
>>11506034
Day five.
Winner in the next slide.
Big Papa Bear...........................
>>11506053
Day six.
Aaand its over.
>>11506072
Congratulations Glue Man.
>>11506075
Placements
>>11506075
>Gabe finally won something in his life
Too bad it isn't canon.
>>11506078
And here's the summary
>>11506072
OH WAIT A MINUTE
>>11506075
GLUE MAN DID IT, GLUE MAN MANAGED TO WIN SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE!
>>11506082
>>11506092
Well thats pretty good then.
Winscreen coming up in a moment.
>friend shows me a clip of Irak(?) talkshow showcasing them ''Jesus in a potato chip'' tier with hurricane Irma and calling it Allah punishing America
lol
Winscreen for the glueman!
>>11506078
Thanks for hosting, Cagey.
>>11506134
Thank you very much for this.
>>11506075
"Congratulations. You finally won."
>Roxas gives the glueman a golf clap.
>>11506134
Glorious.
>>11506150
>>11506161
>>11506164
No problem guys.
I'm gonna play some video games. I might host a little later.
>>11506115
>doesn't even know how to spell iraq properly
Wew brainlets
>>11506196
does it matter when Allah is sending a fucking hurrricane to kill me
>>11506208
I'm sure if you quickly convert to Islam when it hits you'll have your virgins waiting for you. Better get to banging your head on the carpet in prayer anon.
>>11506208
>Stops the hurricane
>>11506219
but the HURRICANE has a NOSE and a CHIN, it will SEE me with its EYES
>>11506219
I already have a virgin
myself
>>11506232
Well make sure it sees you praying to Allah and beheading infidels.
>>11506233
I can help you change that champ~
No homo tho.
ARE YOU BITCHES READY?!
>>11506285
Oh hey Matt.
oh okay..
Nevermind
>>11506298
Goddammit I was just about to go to sleep.
hoot
>>11506361
>no shiny
not interested
>>11506323
Dont Worry.
no one wanted this anyway.
>>11506372
They wouldn't have bumped the thread anyway.
Huh.
>>11506319
>kissu
>>11506397
>chew
>>11506319
give it like 3 more hours.
>>11506368
>only showing love unless they're rare
Bad trainer desu.
All of them are good and deserve love.
>>11506407
What the fuck even was that sentence?
I'm good at english
>>11506407
>catching every mon you see
There's a word for that.
Hoarder.
>>11506428
I just wanna love them all is that so wrong?
>>11506431
In some contries, yes.
What games still get you genuinely excited, HG?
>>11506462
Tiramisu Games
>>11506462
Russian roulette
>>11506462
Vidyagaems
>>11506462
Dead Rising
>>11506462
Classy Games
>>11506465
delet this
>>11506482
are you my first shitposter
>>11506482
Tiramisus make pretty good queens don't they Beerus?
Post comf
>>11506521
>>11506489
>>11506510
Tiramisus are THE WORST
>>11506542
me on the bottom
>>11506542
would she notice if I put my dick in her during that
jesus christ Eric what have you done
FIRST
>>11506549
Probably not since you have a micropenis
>>11506556
I got the new thread.
Post lovelives
>>11506556
HE DABBED ON THEM HATERS
>>11506564
I'll give you 5 bucks for it
>>11506544
>activates effect
>sends all your shit back to your deck
Nothin personnel, kid.
>>11506805
>ACTIVATES CHARIOT TO NEGATE YOUR EFFECT
NO MADOLCHE SCUM SHALL EFFECT ME