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>>11492793
Thx for baking!
>>11492824
How's it going?
>>11492844
A fine day of pone, yourself?
>>11492875
Great! Same I suppose! /trash/ has >>11426921 and >>11471025 if you weren't aware.
>>11492942
You don't want the pone?
Derpibooru implemented a hide feature: >>>/mlp/30918242
https://derpibooru.org/meta/local-pastel-pony-appreciation-station-crumbles-introduces-features-to-appease-the-hard-left
Funny shit (sound warning): https://derpibooru.org/tyranny/
>>11492982
I don't particularly care for futa or anthro, but I don't mind.
>>11493020
Only sated by proper mares?
>>11493036
Pretty much, yeah.
>>11493020
>https://derpibooru.org/tyranny/
I like this a lot.
>>11493496
why so screamy
>>11493510
Thinking of fillies
>>11493524
fils make you scream?
Fillies make me cream.
Fils makes everyone stream
>>11493537
I'm very excitable.
>>11493565
>>11493565
>>11493565
>>11493565
>>11493565
scream
Fillies are lacking.
>>11493565
they ought to
>>11493567
stream?
>>11493584
usually it's the other way is all
>>11493594
Get out of my thread desu.
>>11493594
>Fillies are lacking
>humanized
>Rarity
Pathetic.
Damn, espresso in the evening is wonderful.
>>11493599
>>11493591
Reminder that humanized and anthro are trash.
>>11493678
It's okay have egregious taste here.
>>11493701
Refrain from linking me in the future. Thanks.
>>11493678
>>11493707
>>11493707
>link me more mature, wholesome, humanoid ladies
remove anonymous
>>11493777
>>11493772
Remove?
>>11493855
im just playing
>Backing down
Links rescinded.
Where do you think anonymous would end up once removed? Detroit?
>>11493772
Just remove everything that is not a horse tbhfampai
>>11493887
LOL
>rescinded
what an obscure rare fancy word u got there i like it
gimme more of these pls
>>11493942
<3
dailyy reminder
>>11493960
>>11493960
How goes it?
>>11493970
I am 12 and what is this
>>11493997
>>11494000
I'm pretty good, you?
Just reading some programming stuff
>>11494071
I'm alright. Spamming the shit out of 32 chan. They have to keep nuking the whole catalog. What kind of programing stuff?
>>11494136
kek
keeping nanotech busy with that travis spam?
I'm making a discord bot I plan to make public soon.
>>11494225
I chose them to spam because there is no capcha or janitor. I really want to spam 4 /b/ but I can't stand the capcha shit. Fucking thing doesn't work. I have to do it over and over.
>>11494284
Dark0Termite was livestreaming himself saving CP spam to his chan folder the other day on 32chan while nanotech was deleting it from school
these ppl are stupid af
they're a bunch of retarded kids that were in my discord server
I miss them already.
>>11494311
KEK. Why would anybody do that? What the fuck.
Make a no retarded kids rule. That should keep them out.
>>11494449
no idea
>>11494498
cp was only made illegal in japan like 20 years ago. Two bombs were not enough.
>>11493958
>>11495543
That includes your ugly bun
>>11495556
How do you like babs place rita?
>>11495624
It's decent, why?
>>11495624
How're you holding up bun?
>>11495915
Did you eat well yesterday?
>>11496084
I didn't really eat yesterday at all.11111111111111111
>>11496283
Tsk Tsk! Not goood! Be sure to grab a meal later! Try your best! :3
Doing okay?
>>11496369
Will do
He is not okay.
>>11496681
Hmm?
>>11496724
He'll never say it.
>>11496781
What? What's going?
>>11495915
I'm holding up quite well.
>>11495826
What kind of stuff is he feeding you?
>>11496823
I do hope you're ok given recent events.
Origin of apothesies is an unordained commodity.
Shoe shoe shoe shway shway shway shwee shwiddle shwee
Trickle flick my diddly dilly dick.
Everything smells like socks with this sock draped over my nose.
Why don't tribal fire dances have more popularity in urban areas. There's like a billion ways to work yourself up, and tribals knew how to pump the tribe the fuck up.
I hate cosmo for sucking dick all day long like a filthy slut.
Where is this babble going? Is there a guy who knows the retarded pattern in voynich that can explain how an alien wrote a new language in midevil Germany?
>>11497470
From the fairly oddparents?
>>11497490
Nah man, the magazine. What's got your bob all screwy?
>>11497502
Magazine?
I wonder if nonsensical buildup has a cohesive pattern? Maybe it's just a mundane reach into the pit of boredom that leads to this pseudo psycho analytic bullshit that doesn't even have a methodology or sane organizational pattern. It's just word vomit salad at this point, so why am I typing out anything at all?
>>11497522
The Cosmopolitan, it's some gay chick mag about makeup and shit. It gives oral like nobody's buisness.
Coherency is overrated anyway, but if I'm the only one who gets only half of it and everyone else gets zero, it's just nonsensical babel.
>>11497543
>It gives oral like nobody's buisness.
wut?
T. A notepad that talks back
>>11497590
The mouth on that mag nigga I swear.
Penefrinefrin jellyfish develops hands.
Is the Holocene extinction a real thing or are we in an age where humanity is so eager to feel guilt and shame to a point of intellectual self destruction where everything is the fault of our species?
>>11497693
>implying only white people are people
I agree.
>>11497543
Oh.
>>11497921
>has never heard of cosmopolitan before
They come up funny stuff occasionally.
http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition
>>11498034
*come up with
>>11497716
Well I personally believe there are three major hominid species, four if you believe there's enough AmeriIndian DNA left to be an independent group instead of an absorbed subgroup now mostly shared by the other three groups of African, European and oriental. Aboriginals belonging to their own African subgroup, Indians being a unique offshoot of European, Pacific Islanders belonging to an Asian subgroup.
I'd lump Middle Easterners and Indians into a similar group.
All groups are human, but they're not presicely the same hominid group. American Indians got clusterfucked out of the Equation, that much is evident by evidence supporting a lost civilization of Z.
>>11498082
>>11498034
Nice
>>11498082
The reasoning behind this organization being the diversity amoung these three (and probably held by the incredibly unlucky fourth) groups.
Europeans feature distinct features that could be described as Germanic, Scandinavian, Irish, Italian and Spanish that aren't found in the other groups even after interbreeding. Same with Africans having distinct Nigerian, Kenyan and Zulu characteristics.
Orientals share many traits with each other but there still exists a denotion between Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Philipino, Mongol and Southeast Asian.
There are features in each of the subgroups that are usually repressed in instances of racemixing between any of the other major groups, and subgroups.
basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother.
>>11498308
Gonna keep stealing from you btw since you're an easy target :3
>>11498674
what shit?
>>11498759
trucker hats.
fucking hate this trend.
and I thought chokers were going to be a little comeback. now every thot has them.
Though, this will only remain the case for as long as panmixia does not become the norm. Should globalization reach a point where people are completely free and able to travel, the human genetic variation of regional groups will disappear into the global population. While leading to a lot of sameface, it will cause all genetic features to be spread evenly throughout the world, making any eugenics program outside of designer babies ineffective.
It is my belief however that this trend will face some resistance that will lead to the preservation of the major groups today.
Though the prevelance of panmixia would be a huge boon for the designer baby buisness, as blonde, redhead and green eyes will become incredibly rare. They won't vanish completely, but they will still be rare sought after characteristics. Thus, the more separation we denote between these groups, the less likely a perfect baby making buisness takes off in the future.
>>11498759
Oh, the discord game
I dont have any items since I've never played it
>>11498788
Chokers, wifebeaters, tattoos, and trucker hats.
>>11498830
^ this desu
>>11498857
The tattoo craze is gonna look really weird somewhere down the line. These people all talk about dying young, but there's just so many of em that are going to end up with saggy tats.
>>11498812
You don't mind if I farm XP from you?
>>11498891
are you going to say that.
these people with pikachu, and slaanesh tattoos will regret it down the line?
crazy talk, you spanky nap-sack
>>11498920
I dont guess not
At one point my cummies were worth 50g appearantly? so people tried to get that from me
>>11498926
Imagine having to explain to a kid 50 years from now what a pikachu is. Alternatively, if it's still popular then like comic books imagine somebody selling a tattoo of a pikachu.
>if you stretch it out...
Fundele fundele fun fun fun!
I require the image of Blewberry fucking the taco with Skitty's name on it.
>>11498958
You're the best! Thx :P
>>11499221
No problem
>>11499216
This?
>>11499274
You did not post any image here.
>>11499216
>>11499306
Oh, fuck! You're on mobile. My bad! I put the link in the subject :P
>>11499343
Thanks, Anon!
>>11499379
No problem.
Going to sleep
Night bread
>>11499536
Goodnight, nerdy sweater pony.
>>11499536
Night Pasta!
>>11499536
Going to bed with skitty tacos fresh on the mind.
>>11499580
How goes?
where the fils tho
>>11499629
>>11499536
Nini Pasta chan.
>>11499619
Well.I have few troubles on my mind, and none will kill me.
>>11499629
Le fil est ici.
>>11499662
hide the sausage?
>>11499677
I can't make sense of your rancid wormtongue
>>11499696
The thread is here.
>rancid wormtongue
I speak the highest form of modern pleb latin, nordman.
>>11499716
french is for liberals and bastards
>>11499677
>the wire is here
>>11499777
>Liberals
Including classical liberals?
>bastards
Are they not things born of passion?
>>11499677
Teach me Gaufre: how do I become such a paragon of serenity as yourself?
>>11499681
Sound fun~
You'll be pleased to know that I've significantly increased my lewd fil collection.
>>11499810
Est-ce que tu ne as jamais posté dans les fils français d'/int/?
C'est le terme utilisé.
Then again, I probably shouldn't learn from internet slang, but where else can a man practice save for imageboards and with french canadian squeekers?
>>11499876
Be sure to read lots of philosophy and grammar and study prose while constantly convincing yourself that you are not a pseudo intellectual despite the fact that you are.
>>11499812
no, only the bad kind of liberals
the bad kind of passion
>>11499876
I'm pleased in principle, but lewd fils are something you should pursue for your own development as a good person
french canadians aren't real canadians
they're like niggers but accidentally the wrong color
>>11500070
I heard that some people in canada are pushing for a split canada, is this true? wouldn't be surprised considering trudaes attempts to destroy canada
>>11500156
not so much these days I don't think, but I haven't been keeping up
there were votes in the 90s about whether or not quebec should separate
kinda wish they had
>>11500156
The Quebec scum have been chanting, "Québec libre" for quite some time, but I haven't seen anything beyond that.
>>11499967
>Est-ce que tu ne as jamais posté dans les fils français d'/int/?
>C'est le terme utilisé.
Moi j'y ai posté. Ilya longtemps.
>>11499967
Henceforth the principles you have imparted with an eloquence befitting of your esteemed character shall be my guide! Perish the thought of my previous inadequacies not under the enlightenment delivered unto me by the great pseudo-intellectual himself!
>>11500017
Indeed...
wow. those brownies were potent.
>>11500286
creepy filly sex games?
>>11500362
the creepiest!
>>11500400
idk things can get pretty weird here
>>11500428
not weird enough
>>11499967
Everything I know about French I learned in school.
>>11500478
I learned in school as well, but I also studied on my own time and found opportunities to practice in online communities.
French Canadian squeekers make for awful teammates, if you didn't know.
Some of the adults are alright.
>>11500606
>tfw no pretty rarara for cuddles
ok.I am high af and drunk as balls. lmao.
ama
Show us your tits.
I want to see Interrogator shove carrots in her rabbit pussy.
>>11500965
mane6... fuck two, marry one, kill three. go!
>>11500965
So what happens if one licks Rose while he is drunk and high?
>>11501112
Kill:
Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Uhh... fuck it, Fluttershy.
Fuck:
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Marry:
Twalot.
Realistically, I want to fuck all of the non-Earth ponies.
>>11501112
Can I marry, kill then fuck?
>>11501112
>>11501195
>Kill
Flutters
Ponka
Rainbow dyke
>Fuck
Aj
Rarara
>Marry
Twiggles
>>11501265
In what order of M6 would you perform the marrying, fucking, and then killing?
>>11501325
>Kill Rainbow
Hey, I imagine she's great for anal.
>>11501265
>>11501325
>Can I marry, kill then fuck?
I read that wrong... whoops!
>>11501325
I think that you misunderstood the question. Can I do all of the aforementioned to one pony?
Please select all of the squares with street signs.
The only two I want to kill are the dyke and the shitkicker.
>>11501359
Rd deserves nothing.
>>11501409
I did. The answer is yes, if you so choose.
>>11501462
I'm not saying she deserves something, only that it would probably feel good impaling her on your cock.
>>11501195
food poisoning.
>>11501112
lmao. all. the main 6 are shit.
>>11501512
How is she any better than Aj or Rares?
>>11501552
:'(
Kill:
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Apple Jack
Fuck:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Marry:
Fluttershy
>>11501739
Acceptable...
Really dead right now.
>>11501325
>>11501462
>>11501552
>>11501739
>>11501877
HERESY!
>>11502045
Hey! Whaddup? You have a name now?
If I'm lucky i might actually be able to live through this.
>>11502128
Heard about your "reveal". Had no idea.
>>11502129
>>11502089
Apparently.
>>11502128
>file name with backslashes
windows fag detected
>>11502183
*file path
>>11502183
Yay! Welcome!
>>11502167
See the name on this box.
>>11494225
i was so busy with travis spam that i dont delete spam
>>11502045
>>11502183
Oh good, you're posting more pony stuff and less anthro.
Anyways, I put RD on my fuck list. I'm guessing you'd put her for marry?
>>11502238
yeah
thats mine
>>11502238
Okay? Are you looking for Skitty?
>>11500197
>>11500232
Fair enough
>>11502260
Of course I'd marry her.
>>11502272
Kek. Post a timestamp.
>>11502319
yeah hold up
>>11502167
Surprised, not surprised. Gave many hints.
Did it not occur to you i had a peculiar job?
>>11502319
>>11502247
hue
>>11502448
So was Dark0Termite really livestreaming himself saving CP spam to his chan folder and you were deleting it from school?
>>11502375
It occured... the low wage was all I really picked up on, so I thought you were a factory worker or similar in a third world country. That's it. Really wish I had known enough to make a better guess.
Sorry if I was annoying or whatever.
>>11502516
spam is free speech desu
the only thing i do delete is CP
>>11502541
yeah, except i was deleting it from home not school
i have deleted CP while in school though
>>11502312
Good man.
>>11502559
No i wanted to see how long i could go giving away ridiculous facts like my low wage and 120 work hours per week before someone figured it out. Turns out the answer is indefinitely.
>>11502563
Sounds like a fun job.
>>11502606
yeah it is
why?
>>11502605
From what I understand they were 1-2 people who guessed correctly, but just didn't wanna say.
It would be hilarious if someone actually fell for this.
lmao
>>11502617
No reason. Just making making pleasantries.
>>11502695
oh okay
>>11502677
>terabyte zip bomb
>>11502751
so?
you mean you dont have 2tb+ hard drives?
>>11502779
I have a 500 GB M.2 SSD, and that's it. My 1 TB external HDD is at home.
>>11502879
i didn't ask for a 1tb retard
>>11502879
1TB of porn?
>>11502779
It would still fuck you over while you wait for 1 TB of zeros to be written to your hard disk.
>>11502961
Sure. You want a zip of it?
>>11502995
>>>>>>11502779 (You)
>It would still fuck you over while you wait for 1 TB of zeros to be written to your hard disk.
OH
are you that eric hakeru man from >>>/g/ ??????
heres a lain dudu e
>>11503021
retarded dumb newbiesamefag
>>11503021
Yes. I'm a sup3r l33t hax0r.
>>11502995
Not particularly... what is the composition of this 1TB of porn?
>Anonymous 09/12/17(Tue)00:42:14 No.11503067 â–¶
>File: 294_NRXfilter_MWLP_624.jpg (228 KB, 1280x1707)
>228 KB
> >>11503021 (You)
> Yes. I'm a sup3r l33t hax0r.
nice pro
how many times ddi yu watch lain today ?????
wathced d 5 ior 5 times tod ay
>>11503083
100% prime pony plot. No anthro, just for you.
>>11503085
What is a lain?
>>11503137
Would be wonderful... don't believe you though.
>What is a lain?
https://myanimelist.net/anime/339/Serial_Experiments_Lain
>>11503162
l41n is a cool anime for ebic hakr s
>>11503129
yeah
stupid ponyfuckers wouldnt nknow
>>11503191
I've been meaning to watch it. Heards it's kinda confusing.
>>11503238
no
retarded girl uses the internet and ends up being a k00l k1d
plus she has mental disorders
>>11503254
Gonna start downloading the episodes right now.
>>11503301
stop
Would y'all rather live in Alaska or Texas?
>>11503339
i'd rather not be around snow niggers
>>11503359
>snow niggers
White people?
>>11503378
yeah those
i dont like cumskins
>>11503337
?
>>11503339
Lived in Alaska already. Would rather go to try living in Texas.
>>11503398
How is it? I'd honestly prefer a cold climate, but what else is there?
>>11503339
>>11503465
>22 KB
my world
>>11503428
It rained quite a bit. There wasn't a whole lot do. I'd usually go out on trails to walk around and maybe shoot targets.
Must journey to dreamland. Farewell.
>>11503545
Where did you live in Alaska?
>>11503593
stop trying to doxx me
>>11503496
Better?
>>11503674
Hey bun
Hey, I'm going to go take a shower now.
Shower now.
>>11503709
Hey Darwin, how're you?
>>11503706
fag
>>11503713
Same old.
>>11503722
smash his tiny little brown eye
>>11503631
I'm not trying to doxx you. I'm just curious where your experience in Alaska comes from. Juneau? Anchorage? Nome? The middle of nowhere?
What's it mean if you have a red balloon tied to your door handle?
Red balloon.
>>11502669
So they say AFTER the truth comes out.
newer than todays bread
>>11504175
>>11504175
>>11504175
>made a new thread before we hit either limit yet
>again